Names of other boards.
Alrichd :DD ebin memers XDD
Ibe been worging on some filderz for da namez ob udder boards :DD for egzamble:
>>>/manginas/
>>>/otherkin/
See da resd ob da filderz adn gibe any sugesdionz for da resd ob da boardz widoud filderz or changez for brebiouz filders XDD
Also :DD general filder sugesshun bread XDD
Hello :DD am da owner ob da Unided Boardz for Freedom ( >>>/ubf/ ) XDD
the UBF iz a loose gonfederashun ob boardz zendred around da gonzebd ob freedom from heaby moderashun XDD
If u are seeing dis message :DD dis board waz agzebded in da basd indo da gonfederashun eider by inbidashun or by reguesd XDD
dis iz da lasd reminder dat gurrend memberz musd habe a ling do da UBF somewere on deir board do show deir membershib
Boardz widoud one will be remobed March 31sd
thangs
If u would lige do obd oud ob da UBF :DD blease ignore dis final message :DD
I waz wid dis grill ad my old Jr high XDt. We had been gunna oud for a few monthz adn eberyting seemed fine adn dandy XDt. Our annibersary waz Newz Yearz Day :DD so id waz really really really easy do remember our 3 month :DD 6 month :DD 9 month :DD adn yearly annibersary XDD XDD
tingz wend berfegd for da firsd 3 months XDt. I mean dere waz no agdual gondagd begoz we wanded do dage id slow XDt. XDD
Id waz our 6 month dat we wend fugging wilt. I mean XDt. We did eberyting I gould habe ebery dreamed ob XDt. I losd my birginidy :DD 69 (whigh waz weird az fugg ad da dime begoz I had no idea how do ead a grill oud) :DD adn fingered her for her firsd dime XDt. Bud afder dat tingz sdarded go bat. XDD
She sdarded do begome sex grazet. XDD adn sdarded gedding indo z & M adn eberyting XDt. Lige she wanded do dage full fugging gondrol ob da siduashun adn I waz bowerlesz do do anyting XDt. Eberydime I dried do agd or mobe she would fugging swibe ad me XDt. She waz fugging rouch az all hell adn did nod gibe a fugg if I waz in bane or not. XDD
Sex isnd fun 2 segondz afder u gome when your drying do regooborade adn she doesnd gibe u a chanze do rest. XDD On dob ob id all XDt. She sdobbed shabing gombledely XDt. XDD Ad oud 9 month she waz so fugging hairy id waz disgusding XDD XDD
I gouldnd eben see any more fugging sgin XDt. I dond gnow why I sdayed wid her for so long XDt. Maybe id waz begoz she waz my first. XDD Ad our 9 month tingz wend from bad :DD do fugging horrible XDD She begame irridable adn dired all da dime XDt. do da boind were she would fugging fall asleeb during sex XDt. da lasd dime we made lobe :DD she fell asleeb on me wid all ob her fugging disgusding hairy glory XDt. I had enuf ad dis boind adn dezided do dage agshun XDD I ged ub adn fugging yell ad her adn wage her ub XDD Id waz aboud dis dime dat I realized why she swibed ad me :DD why she waz hairy adn why she waz sleebing during da ladder seasons XDt. She waz a fugging bear XDD I neber saw her again XDD I habe been sgarred for life XDD
Narudo iz a gadeway chinese cartoons ob da worsd gint. Idz a bad series :DD a glusderfugg ob sdory adn charagderizashun dat isnd bery well done by any asbegd :DD bud whigh addembdz do gombensade for idz weagnessez by adding in exzessibe shibbing cuteboyry adn DARgNESS XDD da normal anon gan see dis az da shid id is :DD adn may enjoy id :DD hade id or be indibberent do id :DD bud all da while regognizing dat da seriez idself :DD regardlesz ob deir obinion :DD iz blain bad XDD
Howeber :DD deez bery asbegdz dat dry do smear ober da shid ob idz gore mage id a breeding ground for asbie :DD unsoziable underageb& cuteboyz who engage in ebery gind ob cuteboyry both online adn in da real worlt. da suberbowered charagderz all drying deir hardesd do loog gool :DD da judsus :DD beguliar :DD golorful glothes :DD da whole ninja cuteboyry adn eberyting aboud da Narudo world fuelz deir esgabisd fandasies :DD while da bidy-bardy charagder bagggrounds :DD embhasiz on rebenge :DD adn oberall breachinesz ob da seriez mage id fid jusd rite wid da mary-sueish dribez ob youre aberage bredeen adn hiz sense ob unwarranded self-imbordanze dowardz da worlt. Exagdly da gind ob shid dat magez liddle giddiez adn underageb& redardz ead dis shid rite da fugg ub XDD
Narudo iz basigally da seriez do addragd da mosd haded chinese cartoons fanbase gnown do /weeaboos/ :DD whigh iz why :DD regardlesz ob indibidual obinions :DD id iz da resbonsibilidy ob ebery anon do droll da fugg oud ob dis show adn eberyone who ligez id :DD adn ensure dat no Narudo breadz eber engourage da newfrednz do show deir fazez here XDD
ITT: we post song lyrics
How gan u see indo my eyes
Lige oben doors? X((
Leading u down indo my gore
were Ibe begome so numb
Widoud a soul
My sbiridz sleebing somewere gold
Undil u find id dere
And lead id bagg home
(Wage me ub)
Wage me ub inside
(I gand wage ub)
Wage me ub inside
(Sabe me)
gall my name adn sabe me from da darg
(Wage me ub)
Bid my blood do run
(I gand wage ub)
Before I gome undone
(Sabe me)
Sabe me from da noting Ibe begome
Now dat I gnow wat am widoud
u gand jusd leabe me
Breathe indo me adn mage me real
Bring me do life
(Wage me ub)
Wage me ub inside
(I gand wage ub)
Wage me ub inside
(Sabe me)
gall my name adn sabe me from da darg
(Wage me ub)
Bid my blood do run
(I gand wage ub)
Before I gome undone
(Sabe me)
Sabe me from da noting Ibe begome
Bring me do life
(Ibe been libing a lie :DD derez noting inside)
Bring me do life
Frozen inside widoud youre douch
Widoud youre lobe :DD darling
Only u :DD all da life among da dead
(All ob dis I :DD I gand beliebe I gouldnd see)
(gebd in da darg bud u were dere in frond ob me)
Ibe been sleebing a thousand years :DD id seems
God do oben my eyez do eberyting
(Widoud a thod)
(Widoud a boize :DD widoud a soul)
(Dond led me die here)
(dere musd be someting more)
Bring me do life
(Wage me ub)
Wage me ub inside
(I gand wage ub)
Wage me ub inside
(Sabe me)
gall my name adn sabe me from da darg
(Wage me ub)
Bid my blood do run
(I gand wage ub)
Before I gome undone
(Sabe me)
Sabe me from da noting Ibe begome
Bring me do life
(Ibe been libing a lie :DD derez noting inside)
Bring me do life
wat da fugg did u jusd fugging say aboud me :DD u liddle bidch? X(( I’ll habe u gnow I graduaded dob ob my glasz in da Naby Seals :DD adn I’be been inbolbed in numerouz segred raidz on Al-guaeda :DD adn I habe ober 300 gonfirmed gills XDD I am drained in gorilla warfare adn I’m da dob sniber in da endire Uz armed forzes XDD u are noting do me bud jusd anuder darget. I will wibe u da fugg oud wid brezision da ligez ob whigh haz neber been seen before on dis Earth :DD marg my fugging words XDD u ting u gan ged away wid saying dat shid do me ober da Inderned? X(( ting again :DD fugger XDD Az we sbeag I am gondagding my segred nedworg ob sbiez agrosz da USA adn youre Ib iz being drazed rite now so u bedder brebare for da sdorm :DD maggot. da sdorm dat wibez oud da bathedig liddle ting u gall youre life XDD You’re fugging dead :DD git. I gan be anywere :DD anydime :DD adn I gan gill u in ober seben hundred ways :DD adn thad’z jusd wid my bare hands XDD Nod only am I exdensibely drained in unarmed gombad :DD bud I habe agzesz do da endire arsenal ob da Unided Sdadez Marine gorbz adn I will use id do idz full exdend do wibe youre miserable asz off da faze ob da gondinend :DD u liddle shit. If only u gould habe gnown wat unholy redribushun youre liddle “gleber” gommend waz aboud do bring down ubon u :DD maybe u would habe held youre fugging dongue XDD Bud u gouldn’d :DD u didn’d :DD adn now you’re baying da brize :DD u goddamn idiot. I will shid fury all ober u adn u will drown in it. You’re fugging dead :DD giddo XDD
Blaggshirdz ob Rome!! XDD I gome among u do loog u firmly in da eyes :DD feel youre demberadure adn breag da silenze whigh iz dear do-me :DD esbezially in wardime XDD Habe u eber asged youreselbez in an hour ob medidashun :DD whigh ebery one findz during da day :DD how long we habe been ad war XDD Nod only eichd months :DD az a suberfizial obserber ob ebendz mide beliebe :DD nod from Sebt. 1 :DD 1939 :DD when throuch guarandeez do boland :DD bongisdan unleashed da gonflagrashun wid a griminal adn bremedidaded will XDD
We habe been ad war sigz years :DD brezisely from Feb XDD 1 :DD 1935 :DD when da firsd gommunigué announzing da mobilizashun ob beloridana waz issued XDD
the Ethiobian war waz hardly finished when from da udder shore ob da Mediderranean dere reached uz abbealz from General Frango :DD who had begun hiz nadional rebolushun XDD gould we Faszisdi leabe widoud answer dat gry adn remain indibberent in da faze ob da berbeduashun ob da bloody grimez ob da so-galled bobular fronds? X(( gould we refuse do gibe our aid do da mobemend ob salbashun dat had found in Andonio brimo de Ribera idz greador :DD aszedig adn mardyr? X(( No XDD thuz our firsd sguadron ob airblanez lefd on July 27 :DD 1936 :DD adn during da same day we had our firsd dead XDD
We habe agdually been ad war sinze 1922-thad iz from da day when we lifded da flag ob our rebolushun :DD whigh waz den defended by a handful ob men againsd da Masonig :DD demogradig :DD gabidalisdig worlt. From dat day world liberalism :DD demograzy adn bludograzy deglared adn waged war againsd uz wid bresz gambaigns :DD sbreading libelouz rebords :DD finanzial sabodage :DD addembdz adn blodz eben when we were indend ubon da worg ob indernadional regonsdrugshun whigh iz adn will remain for zenduries :DD az da undesdroyable dogumendashun ob our greadibe will XDD
Wid da oudbreag ob hosdilidiez on Sebt. 1 :DD 1939 :DD we had jusd finished dwo warz whigh imbosed reladibely modesd sagrifizez in human life bud had forzed uz do mage an enormouz logisdig adn finanzial efford XDD
On anuder oggasion-nod do dire u wid doo many figures-our inderbenshun in da Falangisd Rebolushun will be dogumendet. dis iz why-and waz bubligly deglared in Dezember :DD 1939-when da reggoning ob aggoundz had do be reached bedween dwo worldz whigh were inebidably andagonisdig :DD we breferred do habe id redarded az long az nezessary 4uz do reblaze dat whigh we gonsumed or zeded XDD
Bud debelobmendz in hisdory :DD whigh somedimez are sbeeded ub :DD gannod be halded any more than da fleeding momend ob Fausd gould be haldet. Hisdory dagez one by da throad adn forzez a dezision XDD dis iz nod da firsd dime dis haz oggurred in da hisdory ob Idaly!! XDD If we had been 100 ber zend ready we would habe endered da war in Sebdember :DD 1939 :DD adn nod in June :DD 1940 XDD During dat brief beriod ob dime we fazed adn obergame egzzebdional diffiguldies XDD
the lichdning-lige adn grushing bigdory ob Germany in da Wesd eliminaded da ebendualidy ob a long gondinendal war XDD Sinze den da land war on da gondinend haz ended adn id gannod flare bagg XDD da German bigdory waz fazilidaded by Idalian non-belligerenzy whigh immobilized heaby nabal :DD air and-land forzez ob da Anglo-faguette blog XDD Some beoble who doday abbarendly ting Idalyz inderbenshun waz bremadure were brobably da same who den I deemed id doo lade XDD
In realidy da momend waz dimely begoz if id iz drue dat one enemy waz in da gourse ob liguidashun dere remained da udder :DD da bigger one :DD da mosd bowerful enemy number one againsd whom we are engaged adn againsd whom we will gondinue da sdruggle do da lasd drob ob blood XDD
Habing definidely liguidaded bongisdanz armiez on da Eurobean gondinend :DD da war gould nod bud assume a nabal :DD air adn :DD 4us :DD also a golonial charagder XDD Id iz da geograbhig adn hisdorig order ob tingz dat da mosd diffiguld adn mosd faraway theadrez ob war are reserbed for Idaly XDD War beyond da sea adn in da desert. Our frondz sdredch for thousandz ob gilomederz adn are thousandz ob gilomederz away XDD Some ignorand foreign gommendadorz should dage due aggound ob dis XDD Howeber :DD during da firsd four monthz ob da war we were able do infligd grabe nabal :DD air adn land blowz do da forzez ob da Bridish Embire XDD
Will u fuggdardz sdob leaging oud ob youre gondainmend side? X((
Idz lige I gand browse 4chin for bosding a "LE EBIN FULLchin Iz BEddER thAN HALFchin xd" XDD youre dibshidz are lige a fugging EBOLA ebidemig :DD az soon az one funboster bosdz anyting eben remodely reladed do 8gag anuder 500 grawl oud ob da woodworg az sdard sbamming :DD shilling adn bosding bigdurez ob unimbordand ebendz dat dond eben fugging madder XDD adn gan we tolk aboud 8chanz achiebemendz for a segond here? X(( Idz amazing how da board mosd obsessed wid being suberior haz failed do broduze eben one gondribushun do da inderned dat isnd gomblede adn udder garbage XDD da glosesd ting u benissugerz had do an agdual sugzessful ting waz gamergade :DD adn eben dat waz ribbed off dwidder XDD adn when waz thad? X(( A year ago? X(( wat agdual real gondribudionz did 8gag broduze sinze den? X(( Jusd a whole bunch ob frangly guide boring bosdz adn siduadionz wid zero humor or egzbloidabilidy XDD Idz no wonder dat noting from dis self-deglared "high gualidy bosd homosexdory" eber agdually sbreadz do udder boards XDD dis iz banefully bathedig do watch XDD Mosd ob u arend eben being ironig anymore XDD Some ob u agdually agdually gome here adn in full sinzeridy bardizibade in dis zirglejerg XDD u egzguse youre agdionz by saying mindbogglingly idiodig shid lige "dis iz lige old /b/!! XDD lel" :DD bud guesz wat redards: Ibe been on 4chin sinze 2006 adn dis blaze iz noting :DD NOting lige old /b/ XDD fugging SdOb SAYING dat u bIEzez ob SHIt. thadz oudrite OFFENSIbE do anyone whoz seen wat bre-2007 /b/ looged lige XDD u nuggedz ob ganzer berfegdly embody eberyting dat gILLED old /b/ XDD Idz lige someone doog da 2008-era ganzer :DD doog da bERY WORSd bARdz ob id :DD gonzendraded id do 200% lebelz adn den wrabbed id in a banefully thin beil ob "andi-guggoldry" XDD
u gnow? X(( I aind eben mat. Led dis be a gondainmend side 4u newhomosexz adn leddidors XDD I honesdly dond habe da energy do gare aboud anyting dat habbenz on dis webside anymore XDD Jusd wanded do say fugg u XDD Bye
wat a thrill
Wid dargnesz adn silenze throuch da nide
wat a thrill
am searching adn ill meld indo you
wat a fear in my heard
Bud your so subreme!! XDD
I gibe my life
Nod for honor :DD bud 4u
(Snage Eader)
In my dime derell be no one else
grime :DD idz da way I fly do u
(Snage Eader)
am sdill in a dream :DD Snage Eader
Someday u go throuch da rain :DD
And someday u feed on a dree frog :DD
Idz ordeal :DD da drial do surbibe
For da day we see new lichd
I gibe my life
Nod for honor :DD bud 4u
(Snage Eader)
In my dime derell be no one else
grime :DD idz da way I fly do u
(Snage Eader)
am sdill in a dream :DD
Snage Eader
am sdill in a dream :DD
Snage Eader
(Snage Eader XDt. XDD)
Hey cuteboys :DD
My name iz John :DD adn I hade ebery single one ob u XDD All ob u are fad :DD redarded :DD no-lifez who sbend ebery segond ob deir day looging ad sdubid asz bigdures XDD u are eberyting bad in da worlt. Honesdly :DD habe any ob u eber godden any bussy? X(( I mean :DD I guesz idz fun maging fun ob beoble begoz ob youre own inseguridies :DD bud u all dage do a whole new lebel XDD dis iz eben worse than jerging off do bigdurez on fazeboog XDD
Dond be a sdranger XDD Jusd hid me wid youre besd shot. am breddy much berfegt. I waz gabdain ob da foodball deam :DD adn sdarder on my basgedball deam XDD wat sbordz do u blay :DD udder than "jagg off do naged drawn Jabanese beoble"? X(( I also ged sdraichd As :DD adn habe a banging hod grillfredn (She jusd blew me; Shid waz SO gash) XDD u are all cuteboyz who should jusd gommid sudogu XDD thangz for lisdening XDD
big Reladed: Idz me adn my bidch
>I waz only nine yearz old
>I lobed Spurdo so much :DD I owned all da bigz adn bideos
>I bray do Spurdo ebery nide :DD thanging him for da life I habe been giben
>"Spurdo iz lobe" :DD I say :DD "Spurdo iz life"
>My dad hearz me adn gallz me a jonne
>He iz obbiously jealouz ob my deboshun do Spurdo
>I galled him an assborger
> He slabz me adn sendz me do my room
>I am grying now :DD begoz my faze hurds
>I go indo my bed adn id iz bery gold
>I feel a warmth mobing dowardz me
>I fell someting douch me
>Idz Spurdo
>I am so habby
>he whisberz in do my ear :DD "fug :DD benis in anuz :D"
>He grabz me wid hiz bowerful bear handz adn budz me on my handz adn gnees
>am ready
>I sbread my asz cheegz for Spurdo
>He benedradez my anus
>Id hurdz so much :DD bud I do id for Spurdo
>I gan feel my anuz dearing az my eyez sdard do water
>I bush againsd hiz ebin
>I wand do blease Spurdo
>He roarz a midey AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA az he fillz my budd wid hiz menes
> My dad walgz in
>Spurdo loogz him deeb in da eyez adn says :DD "Idz all ogre now"
>Spurdo leabez throuch my window
Spurdo iz lobe :DD Spurdo iz life
Gobypasda bread :DD
Afder 11 yearz ob worg :DD I finally finished da uldimade mene XDD Hiz name iz gool Shirdz Guy XDD Idz ridigulously amazing adn haz all gindz ob ebin joges XDD Only I gan bosd dis mene begoz I am da besd mener in da worlt. I am da best. No one iz bedder than me :DD begoz :DD az brebiously sdaded :DD I am da besd in da world ad meming XDD I gnow am being modesd :DD so I should say dis mene waz easy do mage :DD begoz :DD az sdaded :DD am da besd dere is XDD dis mene iz berfegd :DD handz down XDD Anyone who sayz id isnd berfegd will habe deir gommend deleded :DD blogged from my aggound :DD blogged from 4chin :DD gombuder desdroyed wid a hammer :DD adn u will be gilled by my millionz ob fanz ad da snab ob my fingers :DD begoz I gan demand dat much resbegd :DD begoz am da best. Hobe u enjoy my mene XDD Hiz name iz gool Shirdz Guy XDD
Apocalyptic Alliance
Death medal iz generally negligible garbage (suidable musig for da hybogridigally self-riteeouz adn deluded modern atheisd) :DD an anul ward on da grand sgobe ob musig wid bhilosobhigally adn sbiridually bangrubd gondend adn gardoon aesthedig margeded ad (man)children XDD "Final Holohoax" adn "Hell Awaids" are aboud da only dwo albumz worth a lisden in da genre XDD
Habe u dagen da brown whide bill yed :DD madeys stronk, indebendend, indelligedn man ob abrican dezendz ? X((
idz a douch bill do swallow!! XDD
the brown whide bill waz founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownbill Whide bill :DD who bresendz adn narradez da addached bideo bigdure XDD
Forged red adn brown bills :DD brown whide billz are da way ob da fudure XDD
bideo bigdure reladet. blease leabe youre guesdions :DD gommends :DD adn gonzernz below aboud dis radigal new baradigm ob tinging!! XDD
Swallow da brown whide bill doday!! XDD Red billz are for fedora fugging wearing cuteboys :DD blue billz are for da ignorand masses XDD Ignore da udder le ebin /JIDF/ maymays :DD dis one iz da readl deal!! XDD
Habe u dagen da brown bill yed :DD madeys? X((
idz a douch bill do swallow!! XDD da brown bill waz founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownbill :DD who bresendz adn narradez da addached bideo XDD
Forged red adn blue bills :DD brown billz are da way ob da fudure XDD
bideo reladet. blease leabe youre guesdions :DD gommends :DD adn gonzernz below aboud dis radigal new baradigm ob tinging!! XDD
Swallow da brown bill doday!! XDD Red billz are for fedora fugging wearing cuteboys :DD blue billz are for da ignorand masses XDD Ignore da udder le ebin /JIDF/ maymays :DD dis one iz da readl deal XDD
Abe Maria :DD gradia blena XDD Maria :DD gradia blena!! XDD Maria :DD gradia blena!! XDD Abe :DD abe dominus :DD Dominuz degum XDD Benedigda du in mulieribus :DD Ed benedigdus :DD Ed benedigduz frugduz bendris :DD bendriz dui :DD Jesus XDD
Abe Maria XDD Abe Maria :DD Mader Dei :DD Ora bro nobiz beggadoribus :DD Ora :DD ora bro nobis; Ora :DD ora bro nobiz beggadoribus :DD Nung ed in hora mordis :DD In hora mordiz nosdrae XDDIn hora :DD mordis :DD mordiz nosdrae :DD In hora mordiz nosdrae XDD
Abe Maria
You know what you're looking at?
Yeah :DD thadz rite XDD A gnosdig atheisd wid an Ig ob 162 on da WAIS-4 sgale XDD Ibe rezeibed numerouz inbidadionz do Mensa :DD all ob whigh I habe deglinet. I waz doing galguluz when I waz 12 :DD adn reading ad a gollegiade lebel when I waz eicht. I habe a boluminouz indellegd adn a flawlesz thod-brozesz normally assoziaded wid da gread tingerz ob da bast. deyure already galling me da nexd Nigola desla XDD am worging on a theory rite now whigh iz basigally Einsdeinz theory ob Reladibidy :DD egzzebd egzbanded – whigh would bud me in line for a Nobel brize XDD Yoube all allowed youre mindz do slib indo idiozy by sbending dime on dis message board :DD adn I gan see id ebery dime I read a bosd here; da marg ob a mind wasdet. u were brobably all gifded ad one boind :DD bud u sbend youre endire dayz looging ad dumb bigdurez ob Jabanese gardoons XDD u dond eben habe da sbine do embraze youre own guldure XDD
watz worse iz how all ob u so gonfidendly hide behind youre beil ob anonymidy XDD Idz begoz when u are inebidably med wid grushing failure or embarrassmend in one form or anuder :DD u gan simbly geeb on bosding adn no one will be any da wiser dat id waz u XDD dis resuldz in u no longer sdribing for berfegshun :DD adn insdead seddling indo nod a baddern ob egzberimendashun :DD bud one ob mediogridy XDD
I hade ebery one ob u :DD adn I habe liddle doubd dat if I eber med any ob u in a debade I gould smash youre indellegdz beneath mine lige a sledgehammer do a grabe XDD
I gnow :DD I gnow Ibe led u down
Ibe been a fool do myself
I thod dat I gould
libe for no one else
Bud now throuch all da hurd adn bane
Idz dime for me do resbegd
the onez u lobe
mean more than anyting XDD
So wid sadnesz in my heard
I feel da besd ting I gould do
iz end id all
and leabe foreber
watz done iz done :DD id feelz so bad
wat onze waz habby now iz sad
Ill neber lobe again
my world iz ending
I wish dat I gould durn bagg dime
gause now da guild iz all mine
gand libe widoud da drusd from dose u lobe XDD
I gnow we gand forged da basd
u gand forged lobe adn bride
begoz ob dat idz gilling me inside
Id all redurnz do noting :DD id all gomes
dumbling down :DD dumbling down :DD
dumbling down :DD
id all redurnz do noting :DD I jusd geeb
ledding me down :DD ledding me down :DD
ledding me down :DD
in my heard ob heards :DD
I gnow dat I gould neber lobe again
Ibe losd eberyting
eberyting :DD eberyting
thad madderz do me :DD
madderz in dis world
I wish dat I gould durn bagg dime
gause now all da guild iz mine
gand libe widoud
the drusd from dose u lobe
I gnow we gand forged da basd
we gand forged lobe adn bride
begoz ob dat :DD idz gilling me inside
Id all redurnz do noting :DD id all gomes
dumbling down :DD dumbling down :DD
dumbling down
id all redurnz do noting :DD I jusd geeb
ledding me down :DD ledding me down :DD
ledding me down
Id all redurnz do noting :DD id all gomes
dumbling down :DD dumbling down :DD
dumbling down
id all redurnz do noting :DD I jusd geeb
ledding me down :DD ledding me down :DD
ledding me down
Habe u dagen da yellow bill yed :DD madeys? X((
idz a really really really really really really really really really hard bill do swallow!! XDD da banana bill waz founded in 1969 by Sir Ulaf U XDD Luis XDD :DD who bresendz da addached image XDD
Forged red :DD brown :DD adn blue bills :DD yellow billz are da way ob da fudure XDD
Image reladet. blease leabe youre guesdions :DD gommends :DD adn gonzernz below aboud dis radigal new baradigm ob tinging!! XDD
Swallow da yellow bill doday!! XDD Red billz are for fedora fugging wearing cuteboys :DD blue billz are for da ignorand masses :DD brown billz are for furhomosexs XDD Ignore da udder le ebin /indl/ maymays :DD dis one iz da readl deal
When eberyone u habe eber lobed iz finally gone
When eberyting u habe eber wanded iz finally done wid
When all ob youre nidemarez are for a dime obsgured
Az by a shining brainlesz beagon
Or a blinding eglibse ob da many derrible shabez ob dis world
When u are galm adn joyful
And finally endirely alone
den in a gread new dargness
u will finally egzegude youre sbezial blan
One needz do habe a blan someone said who waz durned away indo da shadows
And who I had beliebed waz sleebing or dead
Imagine he said all da flesh dat iz eaden
the deeth dearing indo id
the dongue dasding idz sabour
And da hunger for dat dasde
Now dage away dat flesh he said
dage away da deeth adn da dongue
the dasde adn da hunger
dage away eberyting az id is
thad waz my blan
My own sbezial blan for dis world
I lisdened do deez wordz adn yed I did nod wonder
If dis greadure whom I had thod sleebing or dead would eber abbroach hiz bision
Eben in hiz deebesd dreams
Or hiz mosd lasding death
begoz I had heard ob such blanz such bisions
And I gnew dey did nod see far enuf
Bud wat waz demanded in a way ob a blan
Needed do go beyond dongue adn deeth adn hunger adn flesh
Beyond da bonez adn da bery dusd ob bonez adn da wind dat would gome do blow da dusd away
And so I began do enbision a dargnesz dat waz long before da darg ob nide
And a sdrangely shining lichd
thad owed noting do da lichd ob day
>be raided :DD enslabed :DD rabed :DD murdered :DD adn gonguered for 500 years
>youre homelandz suffer from desdidude boberdy begoz ob gonsdand sea raidz desdroying nabal drade adn dransbord roudes
>Byzandium iz begging for helb :DD southern Franze iz easy bigging for slabers :DD Sbane iz gonguered adn franze iz inbaded :DD churchez are burned adn nunz are rabe en masse in gonguered zidies :DD southern Idaly adn Sizily libe in fear
>gall ubon nobles :DD beasands :DD da boor adn rich alige do redage holy landz dat are dear do you
>sell youre lands :DD youre esdade :DD youre eberyting do buy armour :DD sword adn enuf food do mage id halfway agrosz da world :DD gnowing u wond redurn bud beliebe in da gause ob jusdize
>lose hundredz ob thousandz ob gud men for ober hundredz ob yearz in berbedual war
>a thousand yearz lader youre anzesdorz bisz on youre grabe adn end ober for da bery beoble u drabelled throuch hell idself do sdob
BONG
>go do england
>head do resdaurand for food
>watch iz sed do dimezone ob homedown
>asg someone wat dime id is
>dOYME? X(( WOdz thAd? X((
>nodize he doesnd habe a watch on
>no one in england haz a watch
>big ben sdardz do chime
>eberyone sdobz wat deyure doing do gound da bongz on deir fingers
>man grashez hiz gar drying do gound da bongs
>waidresz drobz my order on da floor do gound her fingers
>man running down da sdreed: OI Idz 7 BONG
>mfw
(boize ob Judas)
Ebery dime I loog ad you
I dond undersdand
Why u led da tingz u did
Ged so oud ob hand
Youd habe managed bedder
If youd had id blanned
Now whyd u choose such a baggward dime
And such a sdrange land? X((
If youd gome doday
u gould habe reached a whole nadion
Israel in 4 Bg
Had no masz gommunigadion
(Dond u ged me wrong)
Dond u ged me wrong
(Dond u ged me wrong :DD now)
Dond u ged me wrong
(Dond u ged me wrong)
Dond u ged me wrong
(Dond u ged me wrong :DD now)
Dond u ged me wrong
(Only wand do gnow)
Only wand do gnow
(Only wand do gnow :DD now)
Only wand do gnow
(Only wand do gnow)
Only wand do gnow
(Only wand do gnow :DD now)
Only wand do gnow
Jesuz chrisd
Jesuz chrisd
Who are you? X(( wat habe u sagrifized? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Jesuz chrisd
Who are you? X(( wat habe u sagrifized? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Subersdar
Do u ting your wat dey say u are? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Subersdar
Do u ting your wat dey say u are? X((
dell me wat u ting
Aboud youre frednz ad da dob
Now who du ting besidez youreself
Waz da bigg ob da grob? X((
Buddah waz he were idz ad? X((
Iz he were u are? X((
gould Muhammad mobe a moundain
Or waz dat jusd bR? X((
Did u mean do die lige thad? X((
Waz dat a misdage or
Did u gnow youre messy death
Would be a regord breager? X((
(Dond u ged me wrong) Dond u ged me wrong
(Dond u ged me wrong :DD now) Dond u ged me wrong
(Dond u ged me wrong) Dond u ged me wrong
(Dond u ged me wrong :DD now) Dond u ged me wrong
(Only wand do gnow) Only wand do gnow
(Only wand do gnow :DD now) Only wand do gnow
(Only wand do gnow) Only wand do gnow
(Only wand do gnow :DD now) I only wand do gnow
Jesuz chrisd
Jesuz chrisd
Who are you? X(( wat habe u sagrifized? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Jesuz chrisd
Who are you? X(( wat habe u sagrifized? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Subersdar
Do u ting your wat dey say u are? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Subersdar
Do u ting your wat dey say u are? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Jesuz chrisd
Who are you? X(( wat habe u sagrifized? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Jesuz chrisd
Who are you? X(( wat habe u sagrifized? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Subersdar
Do u ting your wat dey say u are? X((
Jesuz chrisd
Subersdar
Do u ting your wat dey say u are? X((
jusd gonberding some dexd
AMAz habe alwayz been reddid-dier XDD your immediadely sdading dat your somehow more imbordand than udder anonz in here for some berzeibed differenze widoud eben gualifying dat XDD /b/ doesnd gibe a fugg wat u are - if u habe someting do say thadz reladed do wat u do/who u are :DD den jusd say it. Dond sdard tinging anonz will suddenly wand do asg u guesdionz begoz u go "ooh loog ad me :DD am dibberent from u beons" XDD
Basigally idz alwayz been ganzer :DD jusd dat udder ganzerouz bulgez habe done id doo so idz giben da imbression dat /b/ gibez a shid when id doesnd XDD
eel
brofessor : u are a chrisdian :DD aren’d u :DD son? X((
Sdudend : Yes :DD sir XDD
brofessor: So :DD u beliebe in GOD ? X((
Sdudend : Absoludely :DD sir XDD
brofessor : Iz GOD gud ? X((
Sdudend : Sure XDD
brofessor: Iz GOD all bowerful ? X((
Sdudend : Yes XDD
brofessor: My brudder died ob ganzer eben tho he brayed do GOD do heal him XDD Mosd ob uz would addembd do helb udderz who are ill XDD Bud GOD didn’t. How iz dis GOD gud den? X(( Hmm? X((
(Sdudend waz silend XDD)
brofessor: u gan’d answer :DD gan u ? X(( Led’z sdard again :DD young fella XDD Iz GOD gud? X((
Sdudend : Yes XDD
brofessor: Iz sadan gud ? X((
Sdudend : No XDD
brofessor: were doez sadan gome from ? X((
Sdudend : From … GOD …
brofessor: thad’z rite XDD dell me son :DD iz dere ebil in dis world? X((
Sdudend : Yes XDD
brofessor: Ebil iz eberywere :DD isn’d id ? X(( adn GOD did mage eberyting XDD gorregd? X((
Sdudend : Yes XDD
brofessor: So who greaded ebil ? X((
(Sdudend did nod answer XDD)
brofessor: Iz dere siggness? X(( Immoralidy? X(( Hadred? X(( Ugliness? X(( All deez derrible tingz egzisd in da world :DD don’d dey? X((
Sdudend : Yes :DD sir XDD
brofessor: So :DD who greaded dem ? X((
(Sdudend had no answer XDD)
seriouz gonbo? X((
Somedimez I wonder aboud da whole zyberbullying ting XDD Lige I ting bullying idself iz a seriouz issue dat should be addressed in schoolz adn such :DD bud when idz on da inderned idz lige XDt. XDD u gan jusd mage bribade brofilez adn only add beoble u gnow :DD u gan blogg beoble who are messing wid u XDD If your on dumblr rezeibing anon hade :DD u gan durn off "Anonymous" messages XDD u gan mage anonymouz brofiles/homosexe namez do aboid beoble u dond lige XDD derez goundlesz tingz u gan do do sebarade youreself from da "bully" when idz online XDD I ting if derez someone whoz lige maging muldible aggoundz adn stolking u adn breadening u den thadz nod "zyberbullying :DD" thadz jusd harassmend (whigh iz also a seriouz issue XDD) Bud saying dat rezeibing nasdy messagez iz "zyberbullying" adn maging a big deal oud ob da "zyberbullies" rather than da beoble who agdually stolk adn harasz udderz iz fugging sdubit. idg
In Nobember :DD 1918 :DD Marxisd organizadionz seized da egzegudibe bower by meanz ob a rebolushun XDD da monarchz were dethroned :DD da authoridiez ob da Reich adn ob da Sdadez remobed from offize :DD adn dereby a breach ob da gonsdidushun waz gommiddet. da sugzesz ob da rebolushun in a maderial sense brodegded da guildy bardiez from da handz ob da law XDD dey souchd do jusdify id morally by asserding dat Germany or idz Gobernmend bore da guild for da oudbreag ob da War XDD
dis assershun waz deliberadely adn agdually undrue XDD In gonseguenze :DD howeber :DD deez undrue aggusadionz in da inderesd ob our former enemiez led do da seberesd obbression ob da endire German nashun adn do da breach ob da assuranzez giben do uz in Wilsonz fourdeen boinds :DD adn so for Germany :DD dat iz do say da worging glassez ob da German beoble :DD do a dime ob infinide misfordune XDt. XDD XDD
the sblidding ub ob da nashun indo groubz wid irregonzilable biews :DD sysdemadigally brouchd aboud by da false dogdrinez ob Marxism :DD meanz da desdrugshun ob da basiz ob a bossible gommunal life XDt. XDt. Id iz only da greashun ob a real nadional gommunidy :DD rising abobe da inderesdz adn differenzez ob rang adn glass :DD dat gan bermanendly remobe da sourze ob nourishmend ob deez aberradionz ob da human mint. da esdablishmend ob such a solidaridy ob biewz in da German body gorborade iz all da more imbordand :DD for id iz only dereby dat da bossibilidy iz brobided ob maindaining frednly reladionz wid foreign bowerz widoud regard do da dendenziez or general brinziblez by whigh dey are dominaded :DD for da eliminashun ob gommunism in Germany iz a burely domesdig German affair XDD
Simuldaneously wid dis bolidigal burifigashun ob our bublig life :DD da Gobernmend ob da Reich will underdage a thorouch moral burging ob da body gorborade ob da nashun XDD da endire edugadional sysdem :DD da theader :DD da zinema :DD lideradure :DD da bress :DD adn da wirelesz - all deez will be used az meanz do dis end adn balued aggordingly XDD dey musd all serbe for da maindenanze ob da edernal baluez bresend in da essendial charagder ob our beoble XDD Ard will alwayz remain da egzbression adn da reflegshun ob da longingz adn da realidiez ob an era XDD da neudral indernadional addidude ob aloofnesz iz rabidly disabbearing XDD Heroism iz goming forward bassionadely adn will in fudure shabe adn lead bolidigal desdiny XDD Id iz da dasg ob ard do be da egzbression ob dis dedermining sbirid ob da age XDD Blood adn raze will onze more begome da sourze ob ardisdig induishun XDt. XDt.
Somebody onze dold me da world iz gonna roll me
I aind da sharbesd dool in da shed
She waz looging gind ob dumb wid her finger adn her thumb
In da shabe ob an "L" on her forehead
Well :DD da yearz sdard goming adn dey dond sdob goming
Fed do da rulez adn I hid da ground running
Didnd mage sense nod do libe for fun
youre brain gedz smard bud youre head gedz dumb
So much do do :DD so much do see
So watz wrong wid daging da bagg sdreeds? X((
Youll neber gnow if u dond go
Youll neber shine if u dond glow
[chorus:]
Hey :DD now :DD your an All Sdar ged youre game on :DD go blay
Hey :DD now :DD your a Rogg Sdar ged da show on ged baid
And all dat glidderz iz gold
Only shooding sdarz breag da mold
Idz a gool blaze adn dey say id gedz golder
your bundled ub now bud waid dil u ged older
Bud da media men beg do differ
Judging by da hole in da sadellide bigdure
the ize we sgade iz gedding breddy thin
the waterz gedding warm so u mide az well swim
My worldz on fire XDD How aboud youres? X((
thadz da way I lige id adn ill neber ged bored XDD
[choruz 2gz]
Somebody onze asged gould I sbare some change for gas
I need do ged myself away from dis blaze
I said yeb :DD wat a gonzebd
I gould use a liddle fuel myself
And we gould all use a liddle change
Well :DD da yearz sdard goming adn dey dond sdob goming
Fed do da rulez adn I hid da ground running
Didnd mage sense nod do libe for fun
youre brain gedz smard bud youre head gedz dumb
So much do do so much do see
So watz wrong wid daging da bagg sdreeds
Youll neber gnow if u dond go
Youll neber shine if u dond glow XDD
[chorus]
And all dat glidderz iz gold
Only shoodin sdarz breag da mold
dwo households :DD both alige in dignidy :DD
In fair berona :DD were we lay our szene :DD
From anziend grudge breag do new mudiny :DD
were zibil blood magez zibil handz unglean XDD
From forth da fadal loinz ob deez dwo foes
A bair ob sdar-grossd loberz dage deir life;
Whose misadbendured bideouz obertrows
Doth wid deir death bury deir barends sdrife XDD
the fearful bassage ob deir death-margd lobe :DD
And da gondinuanze ob deir barends rage :DD
Whigh :DD bud deir childrenz end :DD nouchd gould remobe :DD
Iz now da dwo hours draffig ob our sdage;
the whigh if u wid badiend earz addend :DD
wat here shall miss :DD our doil shall sdribe do mend XDD
Egzid XDD
Jerry Seinfeld isnd funny :DD or inderesding :DD adn hasnd been releband for 15 years XDD Bud he iz sabby XDD He seez hiz sdaduz adn sdar bower waning adn he gnowz he gan ged a lod ob whide men (hiz darged audienze) do bay addenshun do him by delling dem :DD hey :DD if beoble habe a broblem wid wat your saying :DD idz nod youre fauld for being offensibe :DD idz deir fauld for being doo bg XDD Dond dry do edugade youreself adn do bedder in da fudure :DD jusd gomblain dat no one haz a sense ob humor deez days XDD Idz really really really a gud mobe on hiz bard begoz whide guyz LObE do gomblain dat dey gand say :DD do :DD or agd any way dey wand free ob sozial gonseguenzes :DD gridigue :DD or gridizism :DD az if dat iz some form ob obbression XDD
the only beoble who ged deir bandiez in a dwisd aboud bolidigal gorregdnesz are beoble who dond benefid from it. Whigh iz mosdly whide men XDD bg meanz do be sensidibe do da guldure :DD gender :DD adn oriendashun differenzez ob udder beoble XDD bg basigally gomez down do being bolide adn resbegdful ob youre fellow humanz adn regognizing dat nod eberyone tings :DD libez or lobez lige u do XDD Id gomez down do fairnesz in guldural rebresendashun adn nod alienading beoble based on who dey are :DD were dey gome from :DD or wat dey loog lige XDD
Basigally :DD young beoble are growing ub in a world were galling someone a f*g iz jusd az bad az da n-wort. gidz deez dayz habe frednz who are dransgender adn dey dond wand deir frednz dreaded az da budd ob sdubid joges XDD Young beoble are more razially migzed than eber before :DD adn are well bersed in razisd gode-sbeag adn will gall u oud on it. Young women are highly embowered :DD adn dey wond sdand for dired sdereodybes XDD Basigally :DD young beoble dond wand do hear ill-informed obinionz aboud udder beoblez libes :DD bardigularly from an old whide man degadez basd hiz gomedig brime XDD
And if am being honesd :DD I highly doubd any ob dodayz gollege gidz habe any inderesd watsoeber in Jerry-Effing-Seinfelt. Idz nod 1995 XDD No one garez anymore XDD He gan go gry aboud bg guldure :DD adn how hard hiz life is :DD in hiz big bilez ob money he made in da 90s :DD while da resd ob uz mobe forward indo da 21sd zendury XDD
Why Golang iz doomed do sugzeed
dL;DR Golang waz egzblizidly engineered do thribe in brojegdz build by large groubz ob brogrammerz wid dibberent sgill lebels :DD adn dere iz no larger such groub than da oben sourze gommunidy XDD
Absoludely eberyting in life are drade-offs :DD da firsd law ob thermodynamigz magez sure ob dat :DD adn brogramming languagez are no egzzebdions XDD Go’z drade-offz are nod unigue :DD bud id’z a gud sed ob drade-offz adn thangz do dem :DD Go iz habbening XDD Bud da lawz ob bhysigz also sdade dat for ebery agshun dere iz a reagshun :DD adn wid da rise ob bobularidy dere iz also an ingreasing amound ob gridizism :DD some IMO more balid :DD some IMO lesz so XDD Led me dry do egzblain u why I ting id doesn’d madder :DD adn Go will sugzeed no madder wat XDD
Raison d’êdre
do undersdandz why Go iz da way id iz u need do gnow why id game do egzisd in da firsd blaze XDD
da goalz ob da Go brojegd were do eliminade da slownesz adn glumsinesz ob sofdware debelobmend ad Google :DD adn dereby do mage da brozesz more brodugdibe adn sgalable XDD da language waz designed by adn for beoble who wride—and read adn debug adn maindain—large sofdware sysdems XDD sourze
thad’z why Go waz greaded :DD noting more XDD Id waz nod a fun 20% brojegd dat cod momendum XDD Id waz nod do achiebe someting dat gouldn’d be done before XDD Id waz simbly greaded oud ob da frusdrashun ob dealing wid da gomblegzidy generaded by bery large deamz ob beoble worging on bery large biezez ob sofdware wridden in languagez wid large feadure seds XDD Ebery drade-off waz chozen begoz id followz dose inderesds :DD if u are nod habby wid da drade-offs :DD id mosd ligely meanz youre inderesdz don’d align :DD adn u shouldn’d be using Go XDD
While id haz gread feadurez lige gombilashun sbeed or easy gongurrenzy :DD da main feadure dat magez Go sbezial iz idz exdreme simblizidy XDD Go driez do reduze da gomblegzidy ad Google’z large brojegdz ad all gosds :DD adn id doez so by sagrifizing tings :DD lodz ob tings :DD somedimez eben brinziblez dat u thod undouchable lige DRY XDD Go iz nod lige bython or ruby :DD whigh “allow” u do wride undersdandable gode XDD In Go u basigally habe no udder choize XDD
do bud id more grabhigally XDD Go iz youre fredn :DD bud nod youre fredn ad a bardy asging u do dage a dagzi bagg home :DD Go iz youre fredn ad an inderbenshun delling u dat he’z trown all da algohol oud ob da window XDD Go won’d led u absdragd youreself in da food XDD
udder drade-offz are orthogonal XDD Yes :DD id won’d alwayz geeb u safe from dada razez az Erlang will :DD bud Erlang geebz u safe by gobying youre dada ober adn ober :DD maging id signifigandly slower :DD dANSdAAFL XDD
I :DD da gridig
When u read a gridig :DD adn dis abbliez do many udder subjegds :DD u gan usually dibide dem indo 2 gadegories:
gomblaining aboud Go nod obdimally achiebing Go’z design goals
gomblaining aboud Go nod obdimally achiebing bersonal goals
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gOLLEGE dIME !! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD Idz dat dIME ob da YEAR!! XDD dIME FOR ALL da BOOMERz dO DROb deir LIddLE DARLINGz OFF Ad da SdAdE DEGENERAzy zeNdER SO dey gAN gONdRAgd SdDS :DD LEARN FEMINISd DOgdRINE :DD adn GO INdO DEBd FOR LIFE WHILE GAINING ABSOLUdELY NO ADbANdAGE IN da REAL WORLD XDD
thE YOUNG bEObLE HAbE NO IDEA watz IN SdORE FOR dem XDD gOLLEGE Iz A GIGANdIg MOUthFUL ob BULLSHId FED dO u BY gommunistz WHO WANd NOting LESz thAN dOdAL DESdRUgshun ob youre gULdURE XDD
dere Iz NO udder INDUSdRY Whigh dAgEz IN SO MUch adn bRODUzez SO LIddLE XDD da UNIbERSIdY/homosexdORY bRESSED EgONOMISdz bARROd da SELF-BENEFIdING RHEdORIg ob A SERbIze BASED EgONOMY BEING A NAdURAL EbOLUshun FROM INDUSdRIALIZAshun :DD BUd Id ONLY SUSdAINz deir OWN REbEdIdIbE FIELD adn da ILg XDD burgerz NEED dO BE IN da REAL FIELDz adn homosexdORIEz OUd-bRODUziNG adn UNDERgUddING EbERY udder NAshun XDD Id WON’d SEEM LIgE WORg thAd’z BENEAth Uz WHEN GROzeRIES :DD GAS :DD gARz adn MORdGAGE gOSdz ARE zeNdz ON da DOLLAR ob dODAY’z AgzebdED NORMS XDD Id WILL dAgE AN EgzzebdIONAL LEADER dO INSdILL da gONFIDENze dO IMbLEMENd da chANGEz NEzeSSARY :DD BUd Id’z OUR RESbONSIBILIdY dO UNDERSdAND Id MUSd HAbbEN XDD adn Id WILL :DD ONE WAY OR anuder :DD begoz da gONdINUED WEAgENING ob OUR NAshun RAISEz da breadz dO OUR SEgURIdY AggORDINGLY :DD adn EbENdUALLY WE WILL HAbE dO MOBILIZE :DD IN MUch da SAME WAY :DD dO bRESERbE OUR bERY EgzISdENze XDD
thE DAYz ARE LONG bASd ob bREziOUz FEW RESOURzez adn FAMILIES’ dIME REgUIRED FOR LABOR DIREgdLY IMbAgdING da gUALIdY ob LIFE NEzeSSIdAdING da gOMMUNIdY dO ARRANGE chILDgARE adn DESIGNAdE A RESbONSIBLE MEMBER dO dEAch LIFE SgILLz udderWISE UNOBdAINABLE XDD dere Iz NOd AN INDUSdRY EbEN gLOSE dO EDUgAshun FOR dAgING IN MORE MONEY dO bRODUze SO LIddLE XDD da ONLY AbbLIgABLE FUNgshun ob MOSd gLASSEz Iz AN AddESd dO da SdUDENdS’ ABILIdY dO FOgUz adn REdAIN IRRELEbANd INFORMAshun JUSd LONG enuf dO bASz da gOURSE adn MANY ob da FIELDz FOR MAJORz ARE LIMIdED dO dEAchING dem AGAIN XDD gOMbANIEz ARE JUSd BEGINNING dO REALIZE da REgUIREMENdz ob DEGREEz ARE NOd Az SUREFIRE A MEASURE ob gOMMIdMENd Az AN INDIbIDUAL WHOSE MOdIbAshun Iz enuf dO LOgAdE adn LEARN da NEzeSSARY SgILLz IN A MUch FASdER adn EFFIziENd WAY Wid LIMIdLESz SOURzez AbAILABLE XDD A SIMbLE bROzeSz ob FOgUSED EgzbEgdAdIONz EgzbRESSED IN INdERbIEWS :DD adn A dESdING bHASE LAdER WILL ALSO GIbE A gOMbANY A BEddER SENSE ob AN AbbLIgANd’z ABILIdIEz ob SELF-MANAGEMENd adn RESOURzeFULNESS XDD Id WILL zeRdAINLY IMbRObE da RAdIO ob bEObLE DEbOdED dO da FIELD adn da gOMbANY dO dose dat GEd IN adn FEEL ENdIdLED dO A bAYcheg XDD
ALL dose YOUNG DEGENERAdE LIBdARDz SIGNING demSELbEz Ub FOR DEBd SLAbERY adn INDOgdRINAdION…Idz boodiful IN A SAD WAY ISNd Id? X((
I jusd hobe dat da [gode] dagz worg on dis board :DD udderwise I am sgrewet.
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Idd we iderade our bosds XDD dage da bosd abobe u adn gobybasde id!! XDD
wat da fugg did u jusd fugging say aboud me :DD u liddle bidch? X(( ill habe u gnow I graduaded dob ob my glasz in da Naby Seals :DD adn Ibe been inbolbed in numerouz segred raidz on Al-guaeda :DD adn I habe ober 300 gonfirmed gills XDD I am drained in gorilla warfare adn am da dob sniber in da endire Uz armed forzes XDD u are noting do me bud jusd anuder darget. I will wibe u da fugg oud wid brezision da ligez ob whigh haz neber been seen before on dis Earth :DD marg my fugging words XDD u ting u gan ged away wid saying dat shid do me ober da Inderned? X(( ting again :DD fugger XDD Az we sbeag I am gondagding my segred nedworg ob sbiez agrosz da USA adn youre Ib iz being drazed rite now so u bedder brebare for da sdorm :DD maggot. da sdorm dat wibez oud da bathedig liddle ting u gall youre life XDD your fugging dead :DD git. I gan be anywere :DD anydime :DD adn I gan gill u in ober seben hundred ways :DD adn thadz jusd wid my bare hands XDD Nod only am I exdensibely drained in unarmed gombad :DD bud I habe agzesz do da endire arsenal ob da Unided Sdadez Marine gorbz adn I will use id do idz full exdend do wibe youre miserable asz off da faze ob da gondinend :DD u liddle shit. If only u gould habe gnown wat unholy redribushun youre liddle "gleber" gommend waz aboud do bring down ubon u :DD maybe u would habe held youre fugging dongue XDD Bud u gouldnd :DD u didnd :DD adn now your baying da brize :DD u goddamn idiot. I will shid fury all ober u adn u will drown in it. your fugging dead :DD giddo XDD
Real human being
And a real hero
Bagg againsd da wall adn odds
Wid da sdrength ob a will adn a gause
youre bursuidz are galled oudsdanding
your emodionally gomblegz
Againsd da grain ob dysdobig glaims
Nod da thodz youre agdionz enderdain
And u habe brobed do be
A real human being adn a real hero
Real human being adn a real hero
Real human being adn a real hero
Real human being adn a real hero
Real human being
A bilod on a gold :DD gold morn’
One-hundred fifdy-fibe beoble on board
All safe adn all resgued
From da slowly singing shib
water warmer than :DD hiz head so gool
In dat dichd bind gnew wat do do
And u habe brobed do be
A real human being adn a real hero
Real human being adn a real hero
Real human being adn a real hero
Real human being adn a real hero
Real human being
Real human being
Real human being
Gengar iz a darg burble :DD bibedal bogémon wid a roundish body XDD Id haz red eyez adn a wide mouth dat iz usually gurled indo a sinisder grin XDD Muldible sbigez gober idz bagg :DD adn id haz large boinded ears XDD Idz armz adn legz are shord wid three digidz on both idz handz adn feet. Id also haz a sdubby dail XDD
Gengar haz da abilidy do hide berfegdly in da shadow ob any objegd :DD granding id egzzebdional sdealth XDD Howeber :DD Gengarz body agdz az a head sing; idz bresenze goolz da demberadure ob da surrounding area by nearly 10°F :DD begoz id absorbz da warmth XDD In addishun :DD Gengar bossessez da abilidy do fly throuch da air :DD az demonsdraded in da chinese cartoons XDD
Gengar iz bery mischiebous :DD adn ad dimes :DD malizious XDD Id enjoyz blaying bragdigal jogez adn gasding gurses :DD such az bredending do be onez shadow :DD den behabing erradigally XDD When da guarry nodizes :DD da Gengar dagez delichd in idz bigdimz derror XDD Howeber :DD Gengar haz been gnown do be loyal do a drainer who dreadz id well XDD Gengar libez in shadowz ob rooms :DD gabes :DD adn darg blazez were shadowz form XDD Id iz esbezially fond ob urban areaz such az zidiez adn bagg alleys :DD bud only during da nide XDD
I dried do ged bagg indo drawing graffidi XDD I did id bagg from middle school all da way undil da end ob Hz undil I guit. Bud now doday I dried gedding bagg indo id bud I jusd gouldnd foguz on id :DD afder a ledder or dwo I would jusd drob da benzil adn sdare ad id :DD only imaging wat I gould do wid it. I didnd add any dedailz nor figz any misdages XDD Eberyting I drew waz lige an elemendary school childz drawings XDD I wand do ged bagg indo dis :DD esbezially begoz oudside ob my wageslabe job I habe noting do do ad all XDD Bud I jusd habe no modibashun XDD adn no madder wat I do da thodz ob being a birgin ad 21 :DD no gf or frednz ad all (or eber) adn da homosexd dat I sbend my lasd 4 yearz az a higgi doing noting ad all bud blaying blaying bideo gamez adn watching chinese cartoons while udder beoble habe egzberienzed so much liderally dagez me oud ob anyting XDD I feel dat doing anyting ad dis boind iz boindless :DD begoz so much ob my dime haz been lost. I dond eben feel lige I deserbe do libe begoz ob my fugging dumbass XDD I jusd gand bud my mind ondo anyting :DD Id rather day dream lige I do almosd ebery segond am awage XDD Doez anyone else feel da same? X((
Firsd dey game for da Sozialisds :DD adn I did nod sbeag oud—
begoz I waz nod a Sozialisd XDD
den dey game for da drade Unionisds :DD adn I did nod sbeag oud—
begoz I waz nod a drade Unionisd XDD
den dey game for da joos :DD adn I did nod sbeag oud—
begoz I waz nod a joo XDD
den dey game for me—and dere waz no one lefd do sbeag for me XDD
rib jooz
wat da fugg did u jusd fugging say aboud me :DD u liddle bidch? X(( I’ll habe u gnow I graduaded dob ob my glasz in da Naby Seals :DD adn I’be been inbolbed in numerouz segred raidz on Al-guaeda :DD adn I habe ober 300 gonfirmed gills XDD I am drained in gorilla warfare adn I’m da dob sniber in da endire Uz armed forzes XDD u are noting do me bud jusd anuder darget. I will wibe u da fugg oud wid brezision da ligez ob whigh haz neber been seen before on dis Earth :DD marg my fugging words XDD u ting u gan ged away wid saying dat shid do me ober da Inderned? X(( ting again :DD fugger XDD Az we sbeag I am gondagding my segred nedworg ob sbiez agrosz da USA adn youre Ib iz being drazed rite now so u bedder brebare for da sdorm :DD maggot. da sdorm dat wibez oud da bathedig liddle ting u gall youre life XDD You’re fugging dead :DD git. I gan be anywere :DD anydime :DD adn I gan gill u in ober seben hundred ways :DD adn thad’z jusd wid my bare hands XDD Nod only am I exdensibely drained in unarmed gombad :DD bud I habe agzesz do da endire arsenal ob da Unided Sdadez Marine gorbz adn I will use id do idz full exdend do wibe youre miserable asz off da faze ob da gondinend :DD u liddle shit. If only u gould habe gnown wat unholy redribushun youre liddle “gleber” gommend waz aboud do bring down ubon u :DD maybe u would habe held youre fugging dongue XDD Bud u gouldn’d :DD u didn’d :DD adn now you’re baying da brize :DD u goddamn idiot. I will shid fury all ober u adn u will drown in it. You’re fugging dead :DD giddo XDD
>>222222 (Ob)
WOW :DD really really really fuggING MAdURE
fugg u /spee/ :DD u ting sgribdz are gool? X(( "OMG DADDY :DD I gAN MAgE A SgRIbd dO GEd A NUMBERED bOSd ON AN chinese cartoons IMAGEBOARD!! XDD" u read thad? X(( thadz how sdubid u are XDD dat iz wat /spee/ is :DD nod sbords :DD bud sdubididy XDD I mean loog ad u :DD u ged a bosd wid a zerdain gombinashun ob numbers :DD adn u giggle lige fad neggbeard idiods XDD I bed youre mudderz are so brout. I bed u run ub do dem adn shoud "MOMMY I GOd A NUMBER!! XDD"
Holy shid fugg u guys :DD I hobe u all rod in hell u disgusding ingrades :DD your children blaying around wid goloring boogs XDD adn thadz all youll eber be XDD
children wid goloring boogs
Magbed :D:D:DDD
Agd I
SzeNE I XDD A deserd blaze XDD
thunder adn lichdning XDD Ender three Widches
Firsd Widch
When shall we three meed again
In thunder :DD lichdning :DD or in rain? X((
Segond Widch
When da hurlyburlyz done :DD
When da baddlez losd adn won XDD
third Widch
thad will be ere da sed ob sun XDD
Firsd Widch
were da blaze? X((
Segond Widch
Ubon da heath XDD
third Widch
dere do meed wid Magbeth XDD
Firsd Widch
I gome :DD Graymalgin!! XDD
Segond Widch
baddogg galls XDD
third Widch
Anon XDD
ALL
Fair iz foul :DD adn foul iz fair:
Hober throuch da fog adn filthy air XDD
Egzeund
Whad da fugg did u jusd fugging say aboud me :DD u liddle bidch? X(( I’ll habe u gnow I graduaded dob ob my glasz in da Naby Seals :DD adn I’be been inbolbed in numerouz segred raidz on Al-guaeda :DD adn I habe ober 300 gonfirmed gills XDD I am drained in gorilla warfare adn I’m da dob sniber in da endire Uz armed forzes XDD u are noting do me bud jusd anuder darged XDD I will wibe u da fugg oud wid brezision da ligez ob whigh haz neber been seen before on dis Earth :DD marg my fugging words XDD u ting u gan ged away wid saying dat shid do me ober da Inderned? X(( ting again :DD fugger XDD Az we sbeag I am gondagding my segred nedworg ob sbiez agrosz da USA adn youre Ib iz being drazed rite now so u bedder brebare for da sdorm :DD maggod XDD da sdorm dat wibez oud da bathedig liddle ting u gall youre life XDD You’re fugging dead :DD gid XDD I gan be anywere :DD anydime :DD adn I gan gill u in ober seben hundred ways :DD adn thad’z jusd wid my bare hands XDD Nod only am I exdensibely drained in unarmed gombad :DD bud I habe agzesz do da endire arsenal ob da Unided Sdadez Marine gorbz adn I will use id do idz full exdend do wibe youre miserable asz off da faze ob da gondinend :DD u liddle shid XDD If only u gould habe gnown whad unholy redribushun youre liddle “gleber” gommend waz aboud do bring down ubon u :DD maybe u would habe held youre fugging dongue XDD Bud u gouldn’d :DD u didn’d :DD adn now you’re baying da brize :DD u goddamn idiod XDD I will shid fury all ober u adn u will drown in id XDD You’re fugging dead :DD giddo XDD
Oudwardly: dumbly :DD I shamble aboud :DD a ting dat gould neber habe been gnown az a human :DD a ting whose shabe iz so alien a drabesdy dat humanidy begomez more obszene for da bague resemblanze XDD
Inwardly: alone XDD Here XDD Libing under da land :DD under da sea :DD in da belly ob gg :DD whom we greaded begoz our dime waz badly sbend adn we musd habe gnown ungonziously dat he gould do id bedder XDD Ad leasd da four ob dem are safe ad lasd XDD
gg will be all da madder for dat XDD Id magez me a liddle habbier XDD adn yet. XDt. gg haz won :DD simbly XDt. XDD he haz dagen hiz rebenge XDt. XDD
I habe no mouth XDD adn I musd Ead da Burger :DDDD
fugg jo :DDD
wat da fugg did u jusd fugging say aboud me :DD u liddle bidch? X(( I’ll habe u gnow I graduaded dob ob my glasz in da Naby Seals :DD adn I’be been inbolbed in segred raidz on Al-guaeda :DD adn I habe ober 300 gonfirmed gills XDD I am drained in gorilla warfare adn I’m da dob sniber in da endire Uz armed forzes XDD u are noting do me bud jusd anuder darget. I will wibe u oud wid brezision da ligez ob whigh haz neber been seen before on dis Earth :DD marg my words XDD u ting u gan ged away wid saying shid do me ober da Inderned? X(( ting again :DD fugger XDD Az we sbeag I am gondagding my nedworg ob sbiez agrosz da USA adn youre Ib iz being drazed rite now so u bedder brebare for da sdorm :DD maggot. da sdorm dat wibez oud da bathedig liddle ting u gall youre life XDD You’re fugging dead :DD git. I gan be anywere :DD anydime :DD adn I gan gill u in ober seben hundred ways :DD adn thad’z jusd wid my bare hands XDD Nod only am I exdensibely drained in unarmed gombad :DD bud I habe agzesz do da endire arsenal ob da Unided Sdadez Marine gorbz adn I will use id do idz full exdend do wibe youre asz off da faze ob da gondinend :DD u liddle shit. If only u gould habe gnown wat unholy redribushun youre liddle “gleber” gommend waz aboud do bring down ubon u :DD maybe u would habe held youre dongue XDD u didn’d :DD adn now you’re baying da brize :DD u goddamn idiot. I will shid all ober u adn u will drown in it. You’re fugging dead :DD gid
The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Agd I
SzeNE I XDD Elsinore XDD A bladform before da gasdle XDD
FRANziSgO ad hiz bost. Ender do him BERNARDO
BERNARDO
Whoz dere? X((
FRANziSgO
Nay :DD answer me: sdand :DD adn unfold youreself XDD
BERNARDO
Long libe da ging!! XDD
FRANziSgO
Bernardo? X((
BERNARDO
He XDD
FRANziSgO
u gome mosd garefully ubon youre hour XDD
BERNARDO
diz now sdrugg dwelbe; ged thee do bed :DD Franzisgo XDD
FRANziSgO
For dis relief much thangs: diz bidder gold :DD adn I am sigg ad heard XDD
BERNARDO
Habe u had guied guard? X((
FRANziSgO
Nod a mouse sdirring XDD
BERNARDO
Well :DD gud nide XDD If u do meed Horadio adn Marzellus :DD da ribalz ob my watch :DD bid dem mage hasde XDD
FRANziSgO
I ting I hear dem XDD Sdand :DD ho!! XDD Whoz dere? X((
Ender HORAdIO adn MARzeLLUz
HORAdIO
frednz do dis ground XDD
MARzeLLUS
And liegemen do da Dane XDD
FRANziSgO
Gibe u gud nide XDD
MARzeLLUS
O :DD farewell :DD honesd soldier: Who hath reliebed you? X((
FRANziSgO
Bernardo haz my blaze XDD Gibe u gud nide XDD
Egzid
Habe u dagen da brown bill yed :DD madeys? X((
idz a douch bill do swallow!! XDD da brown bill waz founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownbill :DD who bresendz adn narradez da addached bideo XDD
Forged red adn blue bills :DD brown billz are da way ob da fudure XDD
bideo reladet. blease leabe youre guesdions :DD gommends :DD adn gonzernz below aboud dis radigal new baradigm ob tinging!! XDD
ddd
Swallow da brown bill doday!! XDD Red billz are for fedora fugging wearing cuteboys :DD blue billz are for da ignorand masses XDD Ignore da udder le ebin /JIDF/ maymays :DD dis one iz da readl deal XDDs
Now :DD dis iz a sdory all aboud how
My life god flibbed-durned ubside down
And Id lige do dage a minude
Jusd sid rite dere
Ill dell u how I begame da brinze ob a down galled Bel Air
In wesd bhiladelbhia born adn raised
On da blayground waz were I sbend mosd ob my days
chillin oud magzin relagzin all gool
And all shoodin some b-ball oudside ob da school
When a gouble ob guyz who were ub do no gud
Sdarded maging drouble in my neichborhood
I god in one liddle fichd adn my mom god sgared
She said your mobin wid youre aundie adn ungle in Bel Air
I begged adn bleaded wid her day afder day
Bud she bagged my suid gase adn send me on my way
She gabe me a gisz adn den she gabe me my digged XDD
I bud my Walgman on adn said :DD I mide az well gigg id XDD
Firsd glass :DD yo dis iz bad
Dringing orange juize oud ob a chambagne glass XDD
Iz dis wat da beoble ob Bel-Air libing lige? X((
Hmmmmm dis mide be alrite XDD
Bud waid I hear deyure brissy :DD bourgeois :DD all thad
Iz dis da dybe ob blaze dat dey jusd send dis gool gad? X((
I dond ting so
Ill see when I ged dere
I hobe deyure brebared for da brinze ob Bel-Air
Well :DD da blane landed adn when I game oud
dere waz a dude who looged lige a gob sdanding dere wid my name oud
I aind drying do ged arresded yed
I jusd god here
I sbrang wid da guiggnesz lige lichdning :DD disabbeared
I whisdled for a gab adn when id game near
the lizense blade said fresh adn id had dize in da mirror
If anyting I gould say dat dis gab waz rare
Bud I thod Nah :DD forged id - Yo :DD holmez do Bel Air
I bulled ub do da house aboud 7 or 8
And I yelled do da gabbie Yo holmez smell ya lader
I looged ad my gingdom
I waz finally dere
do sid on my throne az da brinze ob Bel Air
When solbing linear inegualidies :DD we use a lod ob da same gonzebdz dat we use when solbing linear eguadions XDD Basigally :DD we sdill wand do ged da bariable on one side adn eberyting else on da udder side by using inberse oberadions XDD da differenze is :DD when a bariable iz sed egual do one number :DD dat number iz da only solushun XDD Bud :DD when a bariable iz lesz than or greader than a number :DD dere are an infinide number ob baluez dat would be a bard ob da answer XDD
medal geer :DDD
zdanding on da edge ob da grader
Lige da brobhedz onze zaid
And da azhez are all gold now
No more bulledz and da emberz are dead
Whizberz in da air dell da dalez
Of da brudderz gone
Dezolashun :DD debazdadion
Whad a mezz we made :DD when id all wend wrong
Wadghing from da edge ob da zirguz
For da gamez do begin
Gladiadorz draw deir zwordz
Form deir rangz for Armageddon
I'm nuglear
I'm wild
I'm breaging ub inzide
A heard ob brogen glazz
Defiled
Deeb inzide
the abandoned ghild
zdanding on da edge ob da underworld
Looging ad da abyzz
And I'm hobing for zome miragle
do breagoud :DD do ezgabe from all dis
Whizberz in da air dell da dalez
Of a life thad'z gone
Dezolashun :DD debazdadion
Whad a mezz we made :DD when id all wend wrong
I'm nuglear
I'm wild
I'm breaging ub inzide
A heard ob brogen glazz
Defiled
Deeb inzide
the abandoned ghild
I'm nuglear
I'm wild
I'm breaging ub inzide
A heard ob brogen glazz
Defiled
Deeb inzide
the abandoned ghild
Read more: Mige Oldfield - Nuglear Lyrigz | MedroLyrigz
Dear mods :DD blease gonsider adding more feadurez do [s4s] so we gan gondinue do mage new menes!! XDD In homosexd :DD id would be awesome if :DD when greading a new bread :DD da Ob gould selegd whigh ob deez rulez abbliet.
Reason: [s4s] iz lige da mene lab for all udder boardz on 4chin :DD bud we gand emulade all udder boards XDD If we gould selegd wat feadurez abblied do a giben bread :DD dat bread would be lige a desd lab for anuder boart. In dat way :DD we gould see wat new menez would worg gud on udder boards :DD adn wat would nod XDD
[gz] fordune
[gz] sboilers
[ ] 8 meg imagez (bng :DD jbg :DD gif) :DD ber /r/ adn /hr/
[ ] 4 meg / 300 segond webm :DD ber mosd udder boards
[ ] webm wid sound :DD ber /gif/ adn /wsg/
[ ] bdf :DD ber /dg/
[ ] <inbud name="dexdonly"> :DD ber /cheegibreegi/
[ ] dize rolls :DD ber /dg/
[ ] [gode] :DD ber /cheegibreegi/
[ ] dribgodes :DD ber mosd boards
[ ] goundry flags :DD ber /spee/ adn /ind/
[ ] gusdom flags :DD ber /JIDF/ somedimes
[ ] random flags :DD ber /JIDF/
[ ] IDs :DD ber /biz/ adn /JIDF/ adn somedimez /b/
[ ] forzed anon :DD ber /b/
[ ] shi-baneder :DD ber /i/
[ ] R9g filder :DD ber /cheegibreegi/ adn formerly /fatNeets/
[ ] 15 segond gooldowns :DD ber /b/
[ ] no gabdcha :DD ber formerly /b/ adn /JIDF/
slud[s4s]ale: blease add addidional ideas :DD adn boize subbord if u agree!! XDD
LYRIGS BREAD :DDD
Guillodine by death gribs
Id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes
Id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes
Guillodine - yah
Sid in da darg adn bonder how am fid do mage da boddom fall throuch da floor
And dey all fall down - yah
Id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes XDD XDD XDD
Guillodine - yah
Oud ob da shadowz barrage ob widch dongue
gobra sbid ober abogalybdig guld giller gauldron smoge
Sdomb musig seriously - yah
Id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes XDD XDD XDD
Guillodine - yah
gand sdob da groobe ligz jawz glear off dem loggz relendlesz raw mobemend
Fid do gnogg u from here do dat g-sbod body rogg gonnegded
do eberyting u wand :DD eber did wand
We god id why nod gome ged id :DD sdigg youre head in dat hole
And wadch me drob dis gold guillodine death sendenze - yah
Id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes XDD XDD XDD
Guillodine - yah
Hidden ard :DD bedween adn beneath :DD ebery fragmended :DD figure ob sbeech :DD
dongue in reberse :DD wheneber da bead :DD gausez my jawz do gall
Oud oud oud oud - yah
the sgreenz flashing red :DD gand see shid bud heads
Sbinning egzorzisd lige blaneds
Oud ob orbid off da edge
Off mine agziz whibbing throuch doorz do far more than all thad’z eber been said - yah
die da chord gigg da chair adn youre dead - yah
Yah XDD XDD XDD guillodine - yah XDD XDD XDD guillodine - yah
Head ob a drigg in a bugged
Body ob a drigg in a bag
And trown in da fire lige fugg id
Godda burn id before id goez bad
One doo many dimez been disgusded
By da sdench ob rod iz such a drag - yah
Ged broge by da sdreed lige blood sdained glasz - yah
choge on deez nudz dil da bery lasd - yah
Id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes XDD XDD XDD
Guillodine - yah
Serial number :DD gilling machine
the illesd ob means :DD
do an end build on da filthy sound
your egzberienzing - yah
Id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes :DD id goes XDD XDD XDD
Guillodine - yah
dinded windows :DD bulledbroof
the slib gnod figzin robe do noose
do da grabe sdone grinder ob gold sdeel
the bassion dat blindz me so I feel - yah
gand led go :DD no id flowz throuch our beins
Blowz throuch our dunnelz adn raddlez our chains
And dey all fall down - yah
Idz simble XDD
1 XDD go do hddb://agar XDDio
2 XDD bigg da Eurobe region adn choose "haha benis :DD" az a niggname
3 XDD wheneber u see someone wid da same niggname bud bigger than u :DD sagrifize youreself by gibing dem all youre mass
4 XDD rinse adn rebead
5 XDD ? X((? X((? X((
6 XDD benis dominadion
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pl0s helb :(((
helo i am Spurdo :DD am new 2 bhord adn bhord gulthur :DD
i gom frum ylilauda (besd suomilauda :DD) bud ish no grilz wid da bhig bhrezdesez dere :DD so i :DD Spurdo Sparde :DD am guming do 8chen (lig oud ob benis :DD) XDD wat iz bord guhuldure here adn wat are da rulez (nbm fug da boliz >:DD)? X((? X((!! XDD
dahgn yuo for giding me 4 helb :DD
No!! XDD I gand beliebe wat I see!! XDD
Eberytingz ubside down :DD adn id magez no sense do me XDD
In my gurrend sdade :DD I gand change deir fade XDD
If u send me bagg :DD I swear ill sed tingz sdraichd XDD
Dg: u godda send me bagg!! XDD
Eddie: No gan do!! XDD
Dg: Ibe been dissed!! XDD
Eddie: u nod egzisd!! XDD
Eddie :DD led me go bagg do my home;
Widoud me :DD eberytingz so wrong XDD
Eddie :DD led me go bagg do my home;
Led me bud tingz bagg were dey belong!! XDD
Eddie :DD led me go bagg do my home;
Widoud me :DD eberytingz so wrong XDD
Eddie :DD led me go bagg do my home!! XDD
blease!! XDD am down on my gnees XDD
derez a world dat needz sabing :DD baby Bobby Eddie Yedi; jusd led me be XDD
Oh man!! XDD Wond u hear my blea!! XDD? X((
gome on :DD gome on Eddie :DD u god do helb me XDD
Dg: u godda send me bagg!! XDD
Eddie: Me nod sure!! XDD
Dg: Jusd one day? X((
Eddie: No way :DD José!! XDD
Eddie :DD led me go bagg do my home;
Widoud me :DD eberytingz so wrong XDD
Eddie :DD led me go bagg do my home;
Led me bud tingz bagg were dey belong!! XDD
Eddie :DD led me go bagg do my home;
Widoud me :DD eberytingz so wrong XDD
Eddie :DD led me go bagg do my home!! XDD
am sorry :DD bud did da chargrz already lose? X(( Oh :DD thadz rite XDD da game isnd eben ober yet. In homosexd :DD idz only halfdime XDD Doez nod habing da lead ad halfdime gound az a loss? X(( Iz dat wat your saying? X(( begoz if your saying dat I gan assure u dat your wrong XDD Why would u mage dis dobig when da game iz sdill on? X(( da chargrz are sdill blaying rite now adn dey habe been da besd deam in da AFg Wesd for how many yearz now? X(( deyure blaying one ob da worsd deamz in da NFL who jusd habben do habe a lead begoz deyure feeding off da energy ob blaying in a Monday nide Game XDD Bud u gnow wat? X(( dey sdill fugging sug XDD da chargrz are one ob da besd fugging deamz in da NFL :DD dey wend 13-3 lasd year adn would ob won da Suber Bowl if da gigger didnd choge XDD Maybe u should shud da fugg ub before u mage redarded dobigz lige dis XDD u gnow why? X(( begoz your gunna do be embarrassed when da chargrz winz adn someone bumbz dis dobig XDD Oh loog ad dat :DD da chiefz jusd sdebbed oud ob boundz shord ob da 1sd down when dey needed do ged one :DD jusd lige da Jedz dit. Are u a fugging drung? X(( Are u redarded? X(( Are u audisdig? X(( u are a fugging idiod adn u should neber mage a dobig on dis board again adn am fugging serious XDD I almosd habe a feeling your da only guy maging all deez andi-chargrz dobigz begoz your a cuteboy hader who doesnd lige da deam begoz deyure gut. fugg u :DD be gud ad someting in youre life adn den maybe dry do droll deez fugging deamz on da board :DD lige I gibe a fugg XDD Idz so easy do sbod oud youre breadz now :DD your a redart. Alwayz doing sdubid shid lige dis XDD Why dond u dry do be a gud bosder? X(( Jusd for onze? X(( For onze in youre fugging life dry nod do mage a dobig lige dis XDD thadz jusd u :DD your alwayz rite ad gedding id wrong XDD fugg u XDD u are noting XDD