/realbenis/ - Speak like Spurdo

hi ebery1 im new!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD *holdz ub sborg* my name iz gady bud u gan gall me d3h beNgU1N ob d00m!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD lol…az u gan see im bery random!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD thadz why i game here :DD 2 meed random bbl lige me ^_^… im 13 yearz old (im madure 4 my age tho!! XDD!! XDD) i lige 2 watch inbader zim w/ my grillfreind (im bi if u dond lige id deal w/id) idz our faboride db show!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD bguz idz SOOOO random!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD shez random 2 ob gourse bud i wand 2 meed more random bbl =) lige dey say da more da merrier!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD lol…newayz i hobe 2 mage alod ob freindz here so gibe me lodz ob gommendses!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDDDOOOOOMMMM!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD ←- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…doodles!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD!! XDD

lobe adn waffles :DD

*~d3h beNgU1N ob d00m~*

I am a bozzguggolt. u wand do gnow wat dat is? X(( Well :DD led me exblain XDD

the normal guggold only rezeibez one gifd from hiz blagg bull: A blagg chilt. Bud da bozzguggold wandz more XDD He wandz three gifds XDD We are greedy liddle sluds XDD

Bud firsd :DD how I do id XDD

Normally I dribe in my Merzedez do da gym :DD were blaggz drain deir musglez adn da air iz filled wid deir szend XDD I m already hard :DD jusd tinging aboud it. Somedimez I gum a liddle in my bandz XDD I asg da blaggz whigh ob dem haz AIDS XDD dey already gnow watz goming next. One gomez wid me XDD den I dage a gnife adn sdab id in my urethra adn rodade id a bit. We gall dis da "AIDz - durn" in da guggold gommunidy XDD

Sure :DD id hurds :DD bud wat gomez nexd iz simbly amazing XDD da Blagg shobez hiz huge AIDz infesded benis in my urethra adn fuggz me undil we both gome XDD I god myself 4 dibberent dybez ob AIDz doing dis XDD dis iz da firsd gifd XDD

den we go home :DD were he fuggz my wife XDD dis iz da segond gift. She also haz many dybez ob AIDS XDD Ebery dime she gedz bregnand :DD she gibez me a blagg baby who also haz AIDz XDD dis iz da greadesd gifd do gnow dat my children will infegd more whide women XDD

begoz I feel generouz donide :DD I will enlichden u do reach da mosd absolude besd orgasm u gan on youre own XDD

Firsd ob all youll need a gouble tings

1 A sdrong sadiba sdrain (roll 2 joind)

2 A synthedig bussy (Ibe desded a lod ob dibberent onez adn da BESd by FAR iz dis one hddb://www XDDamazon XDDde/blayhouse-bM0720014-Masdurbador-bibrierende-Onanierhilfe/baneposting/B001ABX6HW)

3 Lube (hddb://www XDDamazon XDDde/Ahrenshof-GmbH-Melgfedd-Ringelblume-250/baneposting/B0049MDYgS/ref=sr_1_sg_20? X((s=drugsdore&ie=UdF8&gid=1410843808&sr=1-20-sbell&geywords=melgfed Regular lube iz doo slibery adn doesnd guide brobide u wid dat AMAZING dexdure melgfed doez whigh when warm feelz fuggING AMAZING)

4 a small bibrador (Im nod gay bud fugg me if dat brosdade sdimulashun doez nod dribe u grazy )

5 youre fab fab maderial

now smoge da firsd adn dease youreself for aboud 30 minudez using da bibrador XDD da melgfed will slowly meld az id gomez in gondagd wid youre bodyhead adn afder 30 minz ob deasing adn gedding youreself noice adn horny adn high smoge da segond joind adn sdard fugging dat bussy XDD

For exdra effegd mage sure u dond fab da day before XDD

Ibe had orgasmz dat made me freeze ub adn jusd sdand dere az my mind LIdERALLY wend blang from bleasure XDD da firsd dime I used dis gombinashun I wend throuch all da gliche tingz lige tinging I gould ged addigded do dis XDD

Ibe fabbed eberyday ad leasd onze sinze I waz 12 (23 now) adn dis method haz been dried adn desded do berfegshun :DD dry id oud adn u will see 4ureself XDD

deez orgasmz ged u so fugged ub u wouldnd mind dying rite afder habing one XDD

u are welgome XDD

I laff ad youre sugesshun XDD

Nod only am I allergig do gannabis :DD bud much much more so do Sadiba XDD

the one adn only dime I smoged id :DD I waz gurled ub on da floor sgreaming in raw neurologigal bane in both exdreme head adn gold for my brainz berzebshun ob edernidy XDD adn dis waz wid my frednz who were brefegdly fine da whole dime; dey didnd eben ged high begoz I "ruined id" by sgaring dem adn maging da whole nide unfun by sgreaming for four hours XDD

Bud in addishun do dat :DD I habe a fugged ub gegel thadz fugg-huge adn gan liderally dear my fingernail ob idz rood in addishun do id maging my regdum shabed lige one ob dose U-bibez under sings XDD dis magez id gombledely imbossible do shobe sdraichd :DD rigid objegdz indo my asshole XDD

Eben den da one dime I DID acheibe brosdade sdimulashun :DD I feld an ungodly horrible sensashun insdead ob bleasurable :DD gausing me do dense ub adn brojegdile bomid XDD

In densing ub :DD my Guillodine gegel sebered da siligon brobe in my asshole; I den brozeeded do inbolundary adn rabidly shid oud da doy :DD along my endire golonz worth ob shit. adn habing been gonsdibaded for three dayz -whigh isnd unusual for me az I habe IBS- :DD all addembding do reach around my U-bend blumbing :DD Id dore mosd ob my hemmoroids :DD sbewing blood goaded dense shid all ober da side ob da bathdub :DD az I already had my head in da doiled from buging XDD

Now I may sound lige a weag bussy bidch amidsd all ob dis :DD bud I hardly feel normal bane ad all adn liderally geeb sharb blandz around my house lige Agabe adn gagdi for da burbose ob garessing dem XDD

So my only gonglusion iz dat God fugged me ub :DD begoz I would udderwise be a Gay Sdoner XDD

noice dry :DD cuteboy XDD your nod gunna do drigg me dis dime XDD

Iz dere any bidya charagder who gan bead Dio Brando? X((

And am nod tolking aboud bhandom Blood Dio :DDwid da bower ob da sdone masg adn afder begoming a bambire :Dthell am nod eben tolking aboud bhandom Blood Dio afder da firsd fichd :DDwere he gedz Sbaze Ribber Sdingy Eyez adn da abilidy do freeze by douch :DDagdually am nod eben tolking aboud Sdardusd grusaderz Dio eider :DDwid da bowerz ob a bambire :DDJonathanz body adn hiz sdand the World :DDand am nod tolking aboud Sdardusd grusaderz Dio :DDafder absorbing Josebhz blood adn being able do sdob dime using the World for almosd 8 segonds :DDand am nod eben tolking aboud Jojo:Heridage for da Fudure sdory mode Dio :DDwere he absorbz Jodaro adn Josebhz blood adn ruinz ober da world XDDBud hell :DDam nod eben tolking aboud bard 7 aldernade uniberse Dio :DDwid da bower do durn himself indo a dinosaur by using hiz sdand from da gorbse bardz galled [Sgary Monsders] :DDand nor am I tolking aboud lade bard 7 Dio :DDwere he gedz regruided by Funny balendine do defead Johnny :DDand haz da abilidy do sdob dime wid a younger bersion ob [the World] XDD

am tolking aboud Dio afder addaining heaben alongside bugzi from da game Eyez ob Heaben for bS4 :DDwid da bowerz ob a bowered ub da World bressumed do be [the World Ober Heaben] who haz also godden slichdly fad adn burble sgin wid longer hair adn da abilidy ob Rohanz Sdand Heabenz door whoz able do rewride adn modify memoriez ob whoeber he wands :DDalongside wid being able do sdob dime 4ub 10 segondz adn bresumed do be alongside hiz sonz Giorno :DDDonadello :DDUgalo adn Rigiel :DDeach wid a dibberent sdand adn sdill hiz old bambire bowers(freezing udderz adn Sbaze Ribber Sdingy Eyes) adn az well az hiz abilidy do fly adn hiz abundand arsenal ob gnifez adn udder dirdy driggz adn da agdual abilidy ob [thE WORLD ObER HEAbEN] dat iz do rewride realidy so he gan bead any udder sdand in da seriez so long az id isnd Jodaro using haggs XDD

dfw youre chilthood gaming igon ob choize defined youre brimary fedish

>Mario: giandess :DD sgad

>glonoa: shoda :DD infladion

>Sonig: furry :DD diabers

>grash: drug use :DD rabe chiggs

>Daniel Fordesgue: Goths :DD bondage

>lara grofd: exbansion :DD faze sidding

>joanna darg: domboys :DD sbandex

>duge nugem: rabe :DD bears

>gordon freeman: banilla :DD benis shaming

>masder chief: sdrangulashun :DD mecha grills

>solid snage: smoging :DD yuri

>shandea: darg elbes :DD sweading

>girby: bore :DD slob

>gloud: sissifigashun :DD female dominadors

>bogemon drainers: loligon :DD beasdialidy

>jill balendine: milfs :DD monsderabe

>chun li: musgle women :DD thigh grushing

>yoshi: egg laying :DD ndr

wat do u ting fugged u ub da mosd? X((

gongraduladions :DD u god a reagshun from me XDD thadz wat u wanded :DD rite? X((

Well :DD ibe dezided I dond lige beoble lige u XDD Yoube messed wid da

gommunidy ob da wrong bsychobath XDD Before u ged exzided :DD u habend eben

made me angry XDD I am a hard berson do mage angry XDD Howeber :DD I desbise beoble

lige u XDD

youre bidiful hagging sgillz are hilarious XDD Hagging aggoundz adn budding ub broxies

are lebel 1 XDD gan u hagg indo enxrybded files? X(( gan u dear throuch firewalls

widoud leabing a marg? X(( youre silly liddle broxy wond brodegd u XDD I habe hagged

indo many gombuderz adn sbied on da users XDD Ibe hagged indo games XDD Ibe been

hagging sinze I had a gombuder XDD Idz wat I waz raised do do XDD (u ting hagging iz youre ally? X(( u merely adobded da hagging XDD I waz born in it. Molded by it. When I wend oudside da sun only BLINDED me!! XDD)

u habe no idea do da exdend ob fear whigh u should be feeling XDD All u are

iz jusd a gommunidy ob inderned greebs XDD Habe u eber murdered anyone? X(( I habe

no embathy adn I will brobably feel joy beeling youre sgin off youre faze XDD

u ting am gibing u an embdy bread? X(( Beliebe dat XDD I habe gondagdz in darg

blazez dat u dond wand do gnow about. If u libe eben glose do me you

bedder fear 4ure life XDD

dragg my Ib if u wand do :DD bud I am smard enuf do use a library gombuder XDD

Hagg indo my aggound if u wand :DD bud idll jusd mage id easier for me do dragg

u XDD

Wid lobe :DD

A bsychobath

b XDDS XDD I would fear 4ure life while u sdill habe id XDD

I jusd habe do bent. I gan’d fugging sdand u chinese cartoons nerdz adn da way u bush youre disgusding berberded shid on udders XDD I’m a normal deenage grill :DD adn all I wand iz for beoble do resbegd our choize do nod watch chinese cartoons :DD bud no XDD Ebery dime we exbresz our feelingz aboud nod liging chinese cartoons :DD we ged osdrichizet. fugg u lard bags :DD all ob u are gandidadez for sdrogez adn heard-addaggs :DD sidding on youre gombuderz jerging off adn gedding fadder adn fadder XDD Loog ad my faze :DD mage u hard nerds? X(( Will az long az u watch chinese cartoons you’be neber god a shod ad douching a grill lige me XDD adn guesz wat? X(( When I watch db :DD I don’d habe my mind durned indo a mush wid all dis berberded dribby shit. wat iz youre radional? X(( Id’z ogay do watch chinese cartoons begoz u ged do jagg off do da ‘gude’ charagders? X(( If u habe a shred ob dezenzy :DD u will see my boind :DD bud if nod :DD when you’re douching youreself donide tinging aboud a grill lige me :DD why don’d u jusd do da resd ob da world a fabor adn rib youre diggz off XDD cuteboys XDD

Dwarf Fordresz gobybasda

Fool :DD hold youre dounge!! XDD 4u gnow nod ob wat u sbeag!! XDD u habe no idea ob da deeb indrigaziez ob dis mosd high ob inderagdibe figdional exberienzes XDD Alas :DD for dat iz da gread folly ob dose such az youreself :DD no gombrehension ob da finer tings XDD Lige da fedid swine ob my moundain home u are woefully unaware ob much beyond da slob youre sdubid gind so habbily indulgez in XDD I will briefly exblain :DD bud I habe nod long for da ligez ob you…

When I begin a digidal blay session ob Dwarf Fordresz I ender da mythigal realm ob da small beoble XDD I am Ulrig da Unyielding ob da zyglobean blanez adn I breside ober all my domain wid a midey Dwarben fist. Widoud me dere iz no fordress :DD ebery day bringz a new challenge az I sdruggle do maindain da sanidy ob my gin in deez droubled dimes XDD Bud wid hard worg gomez susdenanze XDD adn wid gold sdeel adn brabe heardz gomez glory!! XDD

Howeber :DD I dire ob dis heedlesz chadder wid a drifling human such az youreself XDD I musd be off for my dwarbez need me XDD A negromanzer mosd foul haz arribed wid hiz army ob da undead do bring dargnesz adn desdrugshun do our onze beazeful lant. da ale barrelz run low adn da morale ob da men run eben lower XDD By Armog I bray we will mage id throuch dis day :DD or ad da bery leasd dat we shall die az baliand heroez worthy ob our broud zibilizashun XDD

So musd I bid thee farewell XDD May da sdonez dremble ad youre feed human XDD