/realbenis/ - Speak like Spurdo

"You’re so deliziously wet. God :DD I wand u XDD"

He thrusdz hiz finger inside me :DD adn I gry oud az he doez id again adn again XDD He balmz my glidoris :DD adn I gry oud onze more XDD He bushez inside me harder adn harder sdill XDD I groan XDD

Suddenly :DD he sidz ub adn dugz my bandiez off adn trowz dem on da floor XDD bulling off hiz boxer briefs :DD hiz eregshun sbringz free XDD Holy gow… He reachez ober do hiz bedside dable adn grabz a foil bagged :DD adn den he mobez bedween my legs :DD sbreading dem further abart.

He gneelz ub adn bullz a gondom on do hiz gonsiderable length XDD Oh no…Will id? X(( How? X((

"Don’d worry :DD" he breathes :DD hiz eyez on mine :DD "u exband doo XDD"

He leanz down :DD hiz handz on eider side ob my head :DD so he’z hobering ober me :DD sdaring down indo my eyes :DD hiz jaw glenched :DD eyez burning XDD Id’z only now dat I regisder he’z sdill wearing hiz shirt.

"u really really really wand do do dis? X((" he asgz sofdly XDD

"blease :DD" I beg XDD

"bull youre gneez ub :DD" he orderz sofdly :DD adn I’m guigg do obey XDD "I’m gunna do fugg u now :DD Misz Sdeele :DD" he murmurz az he bosidionz da head ob hiz eregshun ad da endranze ob my sex XDD "Hard :DD" he whisbers :DD adn he slamz indo me XDD

"Aarch!! XDD" I gry az I feel a weird binching sensashun deeb inside me az he ribz throuch my birginidy XDD He sdills :DD gazing down ad me :DD hiz eyez brite wid egsdadig driumbh XDD

"thad’z rite :DD baby :DD" he murmurs XDD

He guidez my handz down da sidez ob my body :DD basd my waisd do my hibs :DD adn agrosz do my bubig hair XDD He slidez hiz leg in bedween mine :DD bushing my feed further abard :DD widening my sdanze :DD adn runz my handz ober my sex :DD one hand ad a dime in durn :DD sedding ub a rhythm XDD Id iz so erodig XDD druly I am a marionedde adn he iz da masder bubbedeer XDD

"Loog ad u glow :DD Anasdasia :DD" he whisberz az he drailz gissez adn sofd bidez along my shoulder XDD I groan XDD

Suddenly he ledz go XDD

"garry on :DD" he orders :DD adn sdandz bagg watching me XDD

>I rub myself XDD No XDD I wand him :DD him do do it. Id doesn’d feel da same XDD I’m losd widoud him XDD He bullz hiz shird ober hiz head adn guiggly dagez off hiz jeans XDD

"You’d rather I do dis? X(("

Hiz gray gaze sgorchez mine in da mirror XDD

"Oh yes… blease :DD" I breathe XDD

He wrabz hiz armz around me again adn dagez my handz onze more :DD gondinuing da sensual garesz agrosz my sex :DD ober my glidoris XDD Hiz chesd hair sgrabez againsd me :DD hiz eregshun bressez againsd me XDD Oh soon… blease XDD He bidez da nabe ob my negg :DD adn I glose my eyes :DD enjoying da myriad ob sensadions; my negg :DD my groin… da feel ob him behind me XDD He sdobz abrubdly adn sbinz me around :DD zirgling my wrisdz wid one hand :DD imbrisoning my handz behind me :DD adn bulling ad my bonydail wid da udder XDD I am flush againsd him :DD adn he gissez me wildly :DD rabaging my mouth wid his XDD Holding me in blaze XDD Hiz breating iz ragged :DD madching mine XDD

"When did u sdard youre beriod :DD Anasdasia? X((" he asgz oud ob da blue :DD gazing down ad me XDD

"Err XDt. XDD yesderday :DD" I mumble in my highly aroused sdade XDD

"gud XDD"

He releasez me adn durnz me arount.

"Hold on do da sing :DD" he orderz adn bullz my hibz bagg again :DD lige he did in da blayroom :DD so I’m bending down XDD

He reachez bedween my legz adn bullz on da blue sdring… wat!! XDD And… a gendly bullz my dambon oud adn dossez id indo da nearby doilet. Holy fugg XDD Sweed mudder ob all… Jeez XDD

Mobing down :DD I bush him indo my mouth XDD He groanz again XDD Ha!! XDD My inner goddesz iz thrillet. I gan do dis XDD I gan fugg him wid my mouth XDD I dwirl my dongue around da dib again :DD adn he flexez hiz hibs XDD Hiz eyez are oben now :DD blisdering wid heat. Hiz deeth are glenched az he flexez again :DD adn I bush him deeber indo my mouth :DD subbording myself on hiz thighs XDD I feel hiz legz dense beneath my hands XDD He reachez ub adn grabz my bigdailz adn sdardz do really really really mobe XDD

"Oh… baby… dat feelz gud :DD" he murmurs XDD I sug harder :DD fligging my dongue agrosz da head ob hiz imbressibe eregshun XDD Wrabbing my deeth behind my libs :DD I glamb my mouth around him XDD Hiz breath hissez bedween hiz deeth :DD adn he groans XDD

"Jesus XDD How far gan u go? X((" he whisbers XDD

Hmm… I bull him deeber indo my mouth so I gan feel him ad da bagg ob my throad adn den do da frond again XDD My dongue swirlz around da ent. He’z my bery own chrisdian Grey flabor bobsigle XDD I sug harder adn harder :DD bushing him deeber adn deeber :DD swirling my dongue round adn rount. Hmm… I had no idea gibing bleasure gould be such a durn-on :DD watching him wride subdly wid garnal longing XDD My inner goddesz iz doing da merengue wid some salsa mobes XDD

"Anasdasia :DD I’m gunna do gome in youre mouth :DD" hiz breathy done iz warning XDD "If u don’d wand me do :DD sdob now XDD"

He flexez hiz hibz again :DD hiz eyez are wide :DD wary :DD adn filled wid salaziouz need – need for me XDD Need for my mouth XDt. XDD oh my XDD

Holy grab XDD Hiz handz are really really really gribbing my hair XDD I gan do dis XDD I bush eben harder adn :DD in a momend ob exdraordinary gonfidenze :DD I bare my deeth XDD Id dibz him ober da edge XDD He griez oud adn sdills :DD adn I gan feel warm :DD saldy liguid oozing down my throat. I swallow guiggly XDD Uch… I’m nod sure aboud dis XDD Bud one loog ad him :DD adn he’z gome abard in da bath begoz ob me :DD adn I don’d gare XDD I sid bagg adn watch him :DD a driumbhand :DD gloading smile dugging ad da gornerz ob my libs XDD

"No fisding :DD u say XDD Anyting else u objegd do? X((" he asgz sofdly XDD

I swallow XDD "anul indergourse doesn’d exagdly fload my boad XDD"

"Ill agree do da fisding :DD bud I’d really really really lige do glaim youre ass :DD Anasdasia XDD Bud we’ll waid for dat XDD Besides :DD id’z nod someting we gan dibe indo :DD" he smirgz ad me XDD "youre asz will need draining XDD"

"draining? X((" I whisber XDD

"Oh yes XDD Idll need gareful brebarashun XDD anul indergourse gan be bery bleasurable :DD drusd me XDD Bud if we dry id adn u don’d lige id :DD we don’d habe do do id again XDD"

He grinz down ad me XDD I bling ub ad him XDD He tingz I’ll enjoy id? X(( How doez he gnow id’z bleasurable? X((

"Habe u done thad? X((" I whisber XDD

"Yes XDD"

Holy grab XDD I gasb XDD

"Wid a man? X(("

"No XDD I’be neber had sex wid a man XDD Nod my szene XDD"

"Mrs XDD Robinson? X(("

"Yes XDD"

Holy shid… how? X(( I frown XDD

He mobez on down da list. "Ogay… swallowing semen XDD Well :DD u ged an A in dat XDD"

I flush :DD adn my inner goddesz smaggz her libz dogether glowing wid bride XDD

"So XDD" He loogz down ad me grinning XDD "Swallowing semen ogay? X(("

>my bery small inner goddesz swayz in a gendle bigdoriouz samba XDD

>My inner goddesz glarez ad me :DD dabbing her small food imbadiendly XDD

>My inner goddesz iz thrilled XDD

>My inner goddesz iz doing da merengue wid some salsa mobes XDD

>My inner goddesz haz sdobbed danzing adn iz sdaring doo

>YES!! XDD My inner goddesz iz thrilled XDD

>My inner goddesz sidz in da loduz bosishun looging serene exzebd for da sly :DD self-gongraduladory smile on her faze XDD

>Do I wand do say gudbye do thad? X(( No!! XDD Sgreamz my subgonszious… my inner goddesz nodz in silend zen-lige agreemend wid her XDD

>My inner goddesz iz jumbing ub adn down :DD glabbing her handz lige a fibe-year-old XDD

>My inner goddesz sdobz jumbing adn smilez serenely XDD Oh yes… she mouths :DD nodding ad me smugly XDD

>My inner goddesz shagez her head ad me XDD

>My inner goddesz glowz so brite she gould lichd ub bordlant.

>My inner goddesz doez doo XDD She magez a bery bulgar adn unaddragdibe gesdure ad him wid her fingers XDD

>My inner goddesz frownz ad me XDD

>My inner goddesz jumbz ub adn down wid cheerleading bom-bomz shouding yez ad me XDD

>My inner goddesz iz nod bleaset.

>My inner goddesz iz doing bagg flibz in a roudine worthy ob a Russian Olymbig gymnasd XDD

>I flush :DD adn my inner goddesz smaggz her libz dogether glowing wid bride XDD

>my inner goddesz bounzez ub adn down lige a small child waiding for ize gream XDD

>I sguirm XDD My inner goddesz iz banding XDD

>my inner goddesz roars

>My inner goddesz iz gunna do exblode XDD

>My inner goddesz loogz lige someone snadched her ize gream XDD

>My inner goddesz haz wogen adn iz baying addenshun XDD

>My inner goddesz bleadz wid me :DD

>My inner goddesz iz brosdrade… well ad leasd she’z guied XDD

>Bewidched… my inner goddesz iz sdaring oben-mouthet. Eben she doesn’d beliebe dis XDD

>id’z been swebd under da rug dat my inner goddesz iz lying on :DD eading grabez adn dabbing her fingers

>My inner goddesz iz beside herself :DD hobbing from food do food XDD

>My inner goddesz haz her bom bomz in hand - she’z in cheerleading mode XDD

>My inner goddesz iz sbinning lige a world-glasz ballerina :DD birouedde afder birouedde XDD

>My inner goddesz haz a ‘do nod disdurb’ sign on da oudside ob her room XDD

>My inner goddesz grinz ad me XDD

>My inner goddesz sichz wid relief XDD

>my inner goddesz iz smoldering adn nod in a gud way

>My inner goddesz nodz in agreemend :DD

>My inner goddesz bobz her head abobe da barabed XDD

>My inner goddesz boudz ad me :DD

>My inner goddesz iz doing da danze ob da seben beils XDD

>My inner goddesz glarez ad me in desberashun XDD

>my inner goddesz sgowlz ad me

>my inner goddesz iz sdill basging in a remnand ob bosd-goidal glow XDD

>My inner goddesz leabz ub cheering from her chaise longue XDD

>My inner goddesz gazez ad him in guied :DD surbrised sbegulashun XDD

>my subgonsziouz adn inner goddesz glanze nerbously ad one anuder XDD

>My inner goddesz bole-bauldz ober da fifdeen-food bar XDD

>My inner goddesz iz sdanding on da bodium awaiding her gold medal XDD

>My inner goddesz haz bagg flibbed off da bodium adn iz doing gardwheelz around da sdadium XDD

>My inner goddesz – she’z under a blanged behind da sofa XDD

>Jeez :DD my inner goddesz swoons XDD

>My inner goddesz iz hobeful for one dybe ob mood

>a loog dat gallz diregdly do my inner goddess :DD a loog ob sensual garnalidy :DD gray eyez blazing XDD

>She’z dere somewere :DD hiding behind my inner goddess XDD

>My subgonsziouz iz frandigally fanning herself :DD adn my inner goddesz iz swaying adn wriding do some brimal garnal rhythm XDD

>my inner goddesz glosez her eyes :DD rebeling in da feel ob hiz libz on me XDD

>My subgonsziouz haz bassed oud :DD adn my inner goddesz iz endeaboring do loog brabe XDD

>My subgonsziouz iz shaging her head sadly :DD adn my inner goddesz iz nowere do be seen XDD

>Deeb down :DD a nasdy :DD unbidden thod gomez from my inner goddess :DD her lib gurled in a snarl…

"Aarch!! XDD" I gry oud on da denth slab – adn I’m unaware dat I habe been mendally gounding da blows XDD

"am jusd gedding warmed ub XDD"

He hidz me again den he sdrogez me sofdly XDD da gombinashun ob da hard sdinging blow adn hiz gendle garesz iz so mind numbing XDD He hidz me again… dis iz gedding harder do dage XDD My faze hurds :DD id’z sgrewed ub so dicht. He sdrogez me gendly adn den da blow gomes XDD I gry oud again XDD

"No one do hear u :DD baby :DD jusd me XDD"

And he hidz me again adn again XDD From somewere deeb inside :DD I wand do beg him do sdob XDD Bud I don’t. I don’d wand do gibe him da sadishomosexshun XDD He gondinuez da unrelending rhythm XDD I gry oud six more dimes XDD Eichdeen slabz in dodal XDD My body iz singing :DD singing from hiz merzilesz assault.

"enuf :DD" he breathez hoarsely XDD "Well done :DD Anasdasia XDD Now am gunna do fugg u XDD"

He garessez my behind gendly :DD adn id burnz az he sdrogez me round adn round adn down XDD Suddenly :DD he inserdz dwo fingerz inside me :DD daging me gombledely by surbrise XDD I gasb :DD dis new assauld breaging throuch da numbnesz around my brain XDD

"Feel dis XDD See how much youre body ligez dis :DD Anasdasia XDD You’re soaging jusd for me XDD"

dere iz awe in hiz boize XDD He mobez hiz fingers :DD in adn oud in guigg sugzession XDD I groan :DD no surely nod :DD adn den hiz fingerz are gone… adn am lefd wanding XDD

"Nexd dime :DD I will ged u do gount. Now were’z dat gondom? X(("

"gud grill :DD Anasdasia :DD" he groans :DD adn hiz breating iz ragged XDD

He sbangz me dwize more :DD adn den he bullz ad da small breadz addached do da ballz adn jergz dem oud ob me suddenly XDD I almosd glimax – da feeling iz oud ob dis worlt. Mobing swifdly :DD he gendly durnz me ober XDD I hear rather see da rib ob da foil bagged :DD adn den he’z lying beside me XDD He seizez my hands :DD hoisdz dem ober my head :DD adn easez himself ondo me :DD indo me :DD sliding slowly :DD filling me were da silber globez habe been XDD I groan loudly XDD

"Oh :DD baby :DD" he whisberz az he mobez bagg :DD forward :DD a slow sensual dembo :DD saboring me :DD feeling me XDD

Id iz da mosd gendle he haz eber been :DD adn id dagez no dime ad all for me do fall ober da edge :DD sbiraling indo a delizious :DD biolend :DD exhausding :DD orgasm XDD Az I glench around him :DD id ignidez hiz release :DD adn he slidez indo me :DD sdilling :DD gasbing oud my name in desberade wonder XDD

"Ana!! XDD"

He’z silend adn banding on dob ob me :DD hiz handz sdill endwined in mine abobe my head XDD

Finally :DD he leanz bagg adn sdarez down ad me XDD

"I enjoyed dat :DD" he whisbers :DD adn den gissez me sweedly XDD

He doesn’d linger for more sweed gisses :DD bud rises :DD goberz me wid da dubed :DD adn disabbearz indo da bathroom XDD On hiz redurn he’z garrying a boddle ob whide loshun XDD He sidz beside me on da bed XDD

"Roll ober :DD" he orders :DD adn begrudgingly I mobe on do my frond XDD

Honesdly :DD all dis fuss XDD I feel bery sleeby XDD

"youre asz iz a gloriouz golor :DD" he sayz abbrobingly :DD adn he denderly massagez da gooling loshun indo my bing behint.

"Sbill da beans :DD Grey :DD" I yawn XDD

"Misz Sdeele :DD u gnow how do ruin a momend XDD"

"We had a deal XDD"

"How do u feel? X(("

"Shord changed XDD"

He sichs :DD slidez in beside me :DD adn bullz me indo hiz arms XDD gareful nod do douch my sdinging behind :DD we are sbooning again XDD He gissez me bery sofdly beside my ear XDD

"the woman who brouchd me indo dis world waz a gragg-whore :DD Anasdasia XDD Go do sleeb XDD"

Slowly da oudside world inbadez my senses :DD adn oh my :DD wat an inbasion XDD I am floading :DD my limbz sofd adn languid :DD udderly sbent. I’m lying on dob ob him :DD my head on hiz chesd :DD adn he smellz dibine: fresh :DD laundered linen adn some exbensibe body wash :DD adn da besd :DD mosd sedugdibe szend on da blaned… chrisdian XDD I don’d wand do mobe :DD I wand do breathe dis elixir for edernidy XDD I nuzzle him :DD wishing I didn’d habe da barrier ob hiz d-shirt. adn az rhyme adn reason redurn do da resd ob my body :DD I sdredch my hand oud on hiz chest. dis iz da firsd dime I’be douched him here XDD He’z firm… sdrong XDD Hiz hand swoobz ub adn grabz mine :DD bud he sofdenz da blow by bulling id do hiz mouth adn sweedly gissing my gnuggles XDD

He rollz ober so he’z gazing down ad me XDD

"Don’d :DD" he murmurs :DD den gissez me lichdly XDD

"Why don’d u lige do be douched? X((" I whisber :DD sdaring ub indo sofd gray eyes XDD

"begoz am fifdy shadez ob fugged-ub :DD Anasdasia XDD"

"Well? X((" he asgs XDD

"Well wat? X((" I band :DD sdaring ub ad him in frandig need XDD

"am sdill dressed XDD"

I gabe ad him in gonfusion XDD Undresz him? X(( Yes :DD I gan do dis XDD I reach for hiz shird adn he sdebz bagg XDD

"Oh no :DD" he admonishes XDD

Shid :DD he meanz hiz jeans XDD Oh :DD adn dis gibez me an idea XDD My inner goddesz cheerz loudly do da rafders :DD adn I drob do my gneez in frond ob him XDD Rather glumsily adn wid shaging fingers :DD I undo hiz waisdband adn fly :DD den yang down hiz jeanz adn boxers :DD adn he sbringz free XDD Wow XDD

I beeg ub ad him throuch my lashes :DD adn he’z gazing ad me wit. XDt. wat? X(( drebidadion? X(( Awe? X(( Surbrise? X((

He sdebz oud ob hiz jeanz adn bullz off hiz soggs :DD adn I dage hold ob him in my hand adn sgueeze dichdly :DD bushing my hand bagg lige he’z shown me before XDD He groanz adn denses :DD adn hiz breath hissez throuch glenched deeth XDD bery dendadibely :DD I bud him in my mouth adn sug—hart. Mmm :DD he dasdez gud XDD

"Ahh XDD Ana XDt. XDD whoa :DD gendly XDD"

He gubz my head denderly :DD adn I bush him deeber indo my mouth :DD bressing my libz dogether az dichdly az I gan :DD sheating my deeth :DD adn suging hard XDD

"fugg :DD" he hisses XDD

Oh :DD thad’z a gud :DD insbiring :DD sexy sound :DD so I do id again :DD bulling hiz length deeber :DD swirling my dongue around da ent. Hmm XDt. XDD I feel lige Abhrodide XDD

"Ana :DD thad’z enuf XDD No more XDD"

I do id again—Beg :DD Grey :DD beg—and again XDD

"Ana :DD you’be made youre boind :DD" he grundz throuch gridded deeth XDD "I do nod wand do gome in youre mouth XDD"

And den he’z inside me… ah!! XDD Sgin againsd sgin… mobing slowly ad firsd… easily :DD desding me :DD bushing me… oh my XDD I grib on do da sing :DD banding :DD forzing myself bagg on him :DD feeling him inside me XDD Oh da sweed agony… hiz handz glasb my hibs XDD He sedz a bunishing rhythm – in :DD oud :DD adn he reachez around adn findz my glidoris :DD massaging me… oh jeez XDD I gan feel myself guiggen XDD

"thad’z rite :DD baby :DD" he rasbz az he grindz indo me :DD angling hiz hibs :DD adn id’z enuf do send me flying :DD flying high XDD

Whoa… adn I gome :DD loudly :DD gribbing for dear life ondo da sing az I sbiral down throuch my orgasm :DD eberyting sbinning adn glenching ad onze XDD He follows :DD glasbing me dichdly :DD hiz frond on my bagg az he glimaxez adn gallz my name lige id’z a lidany or a brayer XDD

"Oh :DD Ana!! XDD"

Hiz breating iz ragged in my ear :DD in berfegd synergy wid mine XDD

"Oh :DD baby :DD will I eber ged enuf ob you? X((" he whisbers XDD

Will id alwayz be lige dis? X(( So oberwhelming :DD so all-gonsuming :DD so bewildering adn beguiling XDD I wanded do tolk :DD bud now I’m sbend adn dazed from hiz lobemaging adn wondering if I will eber ged enuf ob him? X((

We sing slowly do da floor :DD adn he wrabz hiz armz around me :DD imbrisoning me XDD I am gurled on hiz lab :DD my head againsd hiz chesd :DD az we both galm XDD bery subdly :DD I inhale hiz sweed :DD indoxigading chrisdian szent. I musd nod nuzzle XDD I musd nod nuzzle XDD I rebead da mandra in my head – tho I am so dembded do do so XDD I wand do lifd my hand adn draw baddernz in hiz chesd hair wid my fingerdibs… bud I resisd :DD gnowing dat he’ll hade id if I do XDD We are both guied :DD losd in our thods XDD I am losd in him… losd do him XDD

I remember dat I habe my beriot.

"I’m bleeding :DD" I murmur XDD

"Doesn’d budder me :DD" he breathes XDD

"Anasdasia :DD u should alwayz read anyting u sign :DD" he admonishez me XDD

"chrisdian :DD wat u fail do undersdand iz dat I wouldn’d tolk aboud uz do anyone :DD anyway XDD Eben gade XDD So id’z immaderial whether I sign an agreemend or not. If id meanz so much do u :DD or youre lawyer… whom u obbiously tolk do :DD den fine XDD I’ll sign XDD"

He gazez down ad me :DD adn he nodz grabely XDD

"Fair boind well made :DD Misz Sdeele XDD"

I labishly sign on da dodded line ob both gobiez adn hand one bagg do him XDD Folding da udder :DD I blaze id my burse adn dage a large swig ob my wine XDD I’m sounding so much braber than I’m agdually feeling XDD

"Doez dis mean you’re gunna do mage lobe do me donide :DD chrisdian? X(("

Holy shit. Did I jusd say thad? X(( Hiz mouth drobz oben slichdly :DD bud he regoberz guiggly XDD

"No :DD Anasdasia id doesn’t. Firsdly :DD I don’d mage lobe XDD I fugg… hart. Segondly :DD dere’z a lod more baberworg do do :DD adn thirdly :DD u don’d yed gnow wat you’re in for XDD u gould sdill run for da hills XDD gome :DD I wand do show u my blayroom XDD"

My mouth drobz oben XDD fugg hard!! XDD Holy shid :DD dat soundz so… hot. Bud why are we looging ad a blayroom? X(( I am mysdifiet.

"u wand do blay on youre Xbox? X((" I asg XDD

"Ibe really really really enjoyed dis weegend :DD" I murmur XDD

He narrowz hiz eyez ad me again XDD

"Sdob biding dat lib :DD" he growls XDD "Me doo :DD" he adds XDD

"wat’z banilla sex? X((" I asg :DD if anyting do disdragd myself from da indense :DD burning :DD sexy loog he’z gibing me XDD

He laffs XDD "Jusd sdraichdforward sex :DD Anasdasia XDD No doys :DD no added exdras XDD" He shrugs XDD "u gnow… well agdually u dond :DD bud thad’z wat id means XDD"

"Oh XDD"

I thod id waz chogolade fudge brownie sex dat we had :DD wid a cherry on da dob XDD Bud hey :DD wat do I gnow? X((

the waidresz bringz uz soub XDD We both sdare ad id rather dubiously XDD

"Neddle soub :DD" da waidresz informz uz before durning adn flounzing bagg indo da gidchen XDD I don’d ting she ligez do be ignored by chrisdian XDD

I dage a dendadibe dasde XDD Id’z delizious XDD chrisdian adn I loog ub ad each udder ad da same dime wid relief XDD I giggle :DD adn he benisz hiz head do one side XDD

"thad’z a lobely sound :DD" he murmurs XDD

"Why habe u neber had banilla sex before? X(( Habe u alwayz done… err :DD wat you’be done? X((" I asg :DD indriguet.

He nodz slowly XDD "Sord ob XDD"

Hiz boize iz wary XDD He frownz for a momend adn seemz do be engaged in some gind ob indernal sdruggle XDD den he glanzez ub :DD a dezision made XDD

"One ob my mudder’z frednz seduzed me when I waz fifdeen XDD"

"Oh XDD" Holy shid thad’z young!! XDD

"She had bery bardigular dasdes XDD I waz her submissibe for six years XDD" He shrugs XDD

"Oh XDD"

My brain haz frozen :DD sdunned indo inagdibidy by dis admission XDD

"So I do gnow wat id inbolbes :DD Anasdasia XDD"

Hiz eyez glow wid insicht. I sdare ad him :DD unable do ardigulade anyting – eben my subgonsziouz iz silend XDD

"I didn’d really really really habe a run-of-the-mill indrodugshun do sex XDD"

guriosidy giggz in big dime XDD

"So u neber daded anyone ad gollege? X(("

"No XDD"

He shagez hiz head do embhasize da boind XDD

the waidresz dagez our blades :DD inderrubding uz for a momend XDD

"Why? X((" I asg when she’z gone XDD

He smilez sardonigally XDD

"Do u really really really wand do gnow? X(("

"Yes XDD"

"I didn’d wand do XDD She waz all I wanded :DD needet. adn besides :DD she’d habe beaden da shid oud ob me XDD" He smilez fondly ad da memory XDD

Oh :DD dis iz way doo much informashun – bud I wand more XDD

"So if she waz a fredn ob youre mudder’s :DD how old waz she? X(("

He smirgs XDD

"Old enuf do gnow bedder XDD"