Hundreds, perhaps thousands of people of all races, colors, and creeds are crowded into the brightly lit auditorium. Seating room sold out within minutes. Many in the audience were greatful to get standing room admission.
Slowly and without fanfare Louis walks up from
Backstage. He is shrouded in robes, notunlike those of a priest or druid, but textured with African patterns woven in to the fabric.
>Good evening, we are gathered here tonight for a celebration
The crowd listens intently. No one dares interrupt Louis while he is speaking.
>These electric lights, tools of the white man
With a wave of his hand darkness sweeps the theatre, as though he was some sort of stand-up Dumbledore extinguishing the street lights with his deluminator. Not even the stage remains lit.
>Tonight we use our tools the way Mother Nature intended when she first put people onto the great continent of Africa many thousands of years ago.
A soft rhythm of Congo drum beats is heard. A flickering flame appears beside Louis, illuminating not one but many figures on stage. Some with the same outline of robes. Some seemingly completely nude.
>Come with me and cast off the shackles of the white colonial oppressor. Embrace the culture of your ancestors, give in to your tribal instincts.
A few of the white patrons seem to be confused. Others are joining in. Some of the black theatre goers appear to have brought their own personal drums. The fire grows larger every second.
>For too long the races of men have been separated. When they do come together they remain segregated like water and oil. Tonight this shall cease to be. Let the drumbeats be the detergent for the mixture of races. Oil and water shall be one.
The rhythm gets louder, the fire brighter. Many in the audience are standing. Many are dancing. All are waiting for what Louis has to say next.
>BRING FORTH THE WHITE WOMEN. TONIGHT I PROCLAIM THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE FIRST NATIONAL INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDSwer
how do you downvote on this site? I always see so many bad things and things i disagre with and u cant downvote them so i am mad >:( Also, why do so many people cuss on this site? you should make poeple hapyy not sad? Why do you nedd pictures to? i guess il give u my minecraft skin then..
Success in life
So 8chan
Success in life usually comes from leveraging your assets, what you really know about and using these to accomplish things no one else can do as well as you. Since it seems that so far you've been known for and appear rather good at making people mad, why not use this productively?
Below are some suggestions on what you should do:
- Familiarize yourself with the works of Friedrich Nietzsche and his theory on [Will To Power](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_to_power), but especially [On The Genealogy of Morality](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Genealogy_of_Morality).
- Endeavor to read up on [Transcendental Perspectivism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcendental_perspectivism) by Professor Werner Krieglstein.
- Explain in what way these concepts fundamentally differ as well as where they share certain traits, and attempt at finding concrete examples of each of these in the way redditors interact with each other on reddit in different situations such as social, patterns of conflict, meeting up with new arrivals, organizing stickies and so on.
- Having gathered and analyzed this data, use your findings to develop a more elegant solution than the current proposed but still very primitive [Troll-spotting algorithm](http://www.technologyreview.com/view/536621/how-a-troll-spotting-algorithm-learned-its-anti-antisocial-trade/) to design an automated software tool that can help moderate online communities against trolling and abusive behavior.
- Keep a log of how the program is able to help the admin team manage this anti-social behavior, and aggregate all of the data points to show which of the abuse patterns your program is most likely to properly regulate, as well as how over time your data helps the program reach a better success ratio.
- Ideally, you should then be able to use this data to design newer, more realistic reddit management systems.
- After a long bidding war, sell this program and its artificial intelligence-based predictive patents to either Valve or Facebook for US $2 billion and spend the rest of your life fishing for wild salmon in remote parts of British Columbia while occasionally adding another chapter to a book you're writing on your years with the internet, or flying to Hawaii on your private jet to have lunch with the executor of Warren Buffet's estate.
As an alternative, you could completely ignore all of the above because even focusing for that long already hurt your brain so "no dice jack". Instead use your free time to ponder on what percentage of likelihood there is that you may end up flipping burgers at a fast-food joint or as a custodial assistant for the rest of your life, not ever reaching the level of self-awareness required to actually comprehend how it could have been different.
…. your move.
- A Redditor
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
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Swallow the brown pill today! Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Good day, Redditors. I come as an emissary from Something Awful. We created r/intl to destroy Reddit just because we can. We've already:
>ruined multiple major subreddits
>driven away 3 seperate exodus' from reddit
>gotten Aaron Swartz banned from all funding sites
>quadrupled Reddit's server costs
>taken down both reddit and knowyourmeme in the same day
>done away with all major advertisers
>disabled Swartz's email
…and we aren't fucking done.
If you don't give into our demands by 12 AM GMT on the 30th we will finish off the site
Our demands are:
1) Send 50,000 dogecoins and 10 bitcoins to FurfagExterminator
2) Delete the r/askreddit subreddit
3) Promote me, FurfagExterminator, to head admin of the site and have Aaron Swartz resign.
4) Send an official letter of complete surrender to FurfagExterminator
5) Send us a pictures of Swartz's deformed robot penis
If these demands are not met the consequences WILL be dire
Let negotiations proceed. Pic unrelated, I am behind seven VPNs. No bans can get to me.
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Apparently reddit (Chairwoman Pao) fired one of its admins for having cancer.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3c0idl/i_am_dacvak_former_reddit_employee_and_leukemia/
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdfsdf
How to use 8chan as a redditor
1. Promote the creation and adding of more rules to every board you're onFuck reddit
Jesus this site pisses me off more than I can imagine.
I have been on this site for around 5 years and have noticed that it is consistently worse in the last year and a half.
The downvote upvote system is fucking retarded. Basically, you are given unlimited freedom to essentially sway any thought that you don't like. From what I can tell, if a post has 0 or less downvotes, regardless of content, others will follow suit in order to follow that trend. They literally downvote because they feel they have too
I'm mostly salty because there is potential there for great content and discussions and legitimate help. Time and time again I see people reaching out for help only to be downvoted for no possible explanation.
I'd like to see one of two things.
Either the karma system turns to a "spending" system. Where a redditor can earn his votes and spend them accordingly. This would promote actual conversations where people actually value their voting power rather than "hurr durr funny pun hurrrr upboat to da left" A redditor could be allowed an introductory 10 votes per day to spend as they wish, if their comments or submissions are upvoted, they receive that upvote in their bank. Of course this could be tweaked but you get the general idea.
The second idea is completely removing the downvote. Instead of some faggot one reddit getting butthurt of something they dont like they are given the choice to either upvote or simply ignore the post. Good posts are brought to the top while shitty posts stay on the bottom. As it is now, they are currently hidden if downvoted below a certain threshold.
Any thoughts?
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Vote brigade
Anyone interested in starting a vote brigade?Anyone from /v/ remember this shit?
http://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield3/comments/qqvqc/i_hope_you_guys_know_this_reddit_vs_4chan_match/Leak
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Figured all of you here would appreciate how I pissed off reddit after realizing what a cancerous shithole it was./r/conspiracy
They made 'Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told' their documentary of the month. And it's causing a lot of butthurt.Best ygopro server
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Their 'British' Muslim moderator removing muslim statistics again.Quota System
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