Good day, Redditors. I come as an emissary from Something Awful. We created r/intl to destroy Reddit just because we can. We've already:
>ruined multiple major subreddits
>driven away 3 seperate exodus' from reddit
>gotten Aaron Swartz banned from all funding sites
>quadrupled Reddit's server costs
>taken down both reddit and knowyourmeme in the same day
>done away with all major advertisers
>disabled Swartz's email
…and we aren't fucking done.
If you don't give into our demands by 12 AM GMT on the 30th we will finish off the site
Our demands are:
1) Send 50,000 dogecoins and 10 bitcoins to FurfagExterminator
2) Delete the r/askreddit subreddit
3) Promote me, FurfagExterminator, to head admin of the site and have Aaron Swartz resign.
4) Send an official letter of complete surrender to FurfagExterminator
5) Send us a pictures of Swartz's deformed robot penis
If these demands are not met the consequences WILL be dire
Let negotiations proceed. Pic unrelated, I am behind seven VPNs. No bans can get to me.