So 8chan
Success in life usually comes from leveraging your assets, what you really know about and using these to accomplish things no one else can do as well as you. Since it seems that so far you've been known for and appear rather good at making people mad, why not use this productively?
Below are some suggestions on what you should do:
- Familiarize yourself with the works of Friedrich Nietzsche and his theory on [Will To Power](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_to_power), but especially [On The Genealogy of Morality](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Genealogy_of_Morality).
- Endeavor to read up on [Transcendental Perspectivism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcendental_perspectivism) by Professor Werner Krieglstein.
- Explain in what way these concepts fundamentally differ as well as where they share certain traits, and attempt at finding concrete examples of each of these in the way redditors interact with each other on reddit in different situations such as social, patterns of conflict, meeting up with new arrivals, organizing stickies and so on.
- Having gathered and analyzed this data, use your findings to develop a more elegant solution than the current proposed but still very primitive [Troll-spotting algorithm](http://www.technologyreview.com/view/536621/how-a-troll-spotting-algorithm-learned-its-anti-antisocial-trade/) to design an automated software tool that can help moderate online communities against trolling and abusive behavior.
- Keep a log of how the program is able to help the admin team manage this anti-social behavior, and aggregate all of the data points to show which of the abuse patterns your program is most likely to properly regulate, as well as how over time your data helps the program reach a better success ratio.
- Ideally, you should then be able to use this data to design newer, more realistic reddit management systems.
- After a long bidding war, sell this program and its artificial intelligence-based predictive patents to either Valve or Facebook for US $2 billion and spend the rest of your life fishing for wild salmon in remote parts of British Columbia while occasionally adding another chapter to a book you're writing on your years with the internet, or flying to Hawaii on your private jet to have lunch with the executor of Warren Buffet's estate.
As an alternative, you could completely ignore all of the above because even focusing for that long already hurt your brain so "no dice jack". Instead use your free time to ponder on what percentage of likelihood there is that you may end up flipping burgers at a fast-food joint or as a custodial assistant for the rest of your life, not ever reaching the level of self-awareness required to actually comprehend how it could have been different.
…. your move.
- A Redditor