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POUNDING NICOYA LIKE THE GYROTARDS OF OEDIPUS

File: 8c8082274ea90fb⋯.png (200,93 KB, 1281x1219, 1281:1219, zhoutho.png)

 No.2052

tsun zoo is dead so stop quoting him retard lol

 No.2053

tsun zoo is only relevant to china anyway


 No.2054

>>2053

wrong, tsun zoo is extremely relevant to my coffee table


 No.2055

>>2054

tsun zoo says if your enemy wants you to play on nostalgia then go play on nostalgia dummy

that's all he wrote tho just a giant fucking book of wardunks


 No.2056

>>2055

tsun zoo just kind of nods his head at all the gwailo who quote him

"oh yes you read my book, a smart warrior"

lol


 No.2057

File: 8f067d0bd7f8fbc⋯.png (140,59 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, churchofcaturzuma.png)

>>2056

is tsun zoo the koan of caturzuma we've been looking for?

notable retarded theory


 No.2058

File: c92af67f3003ed6⋯.gif (366,02 KB, 267x200, 267:200, popcorn.gif)

>>2057

okay retard, I've got my popcorn:

sup


 No.2059

File: 09d146c366dee22⋯.jpg (31,64 KB, 450x302, 225:151, tsunzooyaogwai.jpg)

>>2058

so as you know tsun zoo was full blown fucking retarded

that dude owns the battlefield, literally, and fucking rocked that dynasty with weird shapes

tsun zoo: cool dude, ngl


 No.2060

>>2059

the challenge of course dear retard:

how do you get the retard to intelligently comment on tsun zoo's sigindivaniye cows when she's never read his teachings

and has barely played RTS games lol


 No.2061

>>2060

well first of all google

second of all the retard is really good at being a cynical faggot about society

so let me percolate the retard a little bit and we'll get back with some tea or whatever

idk she fucking hates tea she's a child lmao


 No.2062

File: 68ffcaee9f7f611⋯.jpg (42,96 KB, 605x452, 605:452, caturzumatheliquid.jpg)

>>2061

so tsun zoo actually has fucking baller wisdom in the shit that he preaches, and retard knows about a lot of the things that percolate out

like let's take this fucking stupid sjw rallying cry right here: "fight the enemy on the battle field of his choosing"

well okay you might be thinking "oh of course yes hm yes let's do it" but... y tho

no fucking context with the quote

just "lol do it" and then some retard is like "well he died so what good is he"

THIS PICTURE SUMS UP THE UTILITY OF TSUN ZOO IN THE MODERN AGE SO FUCKING MUCH

AND NOW WE CAN GET INTO THE GOOD SHIT

WHAT CAN CATURZUMA TEACH US ABOUT THE FAGGOT TREE (PRAISE YGGDRASSIL) OF TSUN ZOO


 No.2063

File: 53613ed920c263e⋯.png (357,01 KB, 766x437, 766:437, condescendinglizardian.png)

*fixes the icon because it's technically me tho*

>>2062

at the heart of why these retards quote the fuck out of tsun zoo is because "wow god of war"

must be brilliant right?? wow throw out a tsun zoo quote and you fucking RULE MY DUDE (holy shit god of war)

murmurs and whispers amongst the audience as they nod their head wisely, as THEY TOO know... *wink* the god of war *wink*

tl;dr liberals who think virtue signaling is fake are fucking retards because

>gesturing retardedly at tsun zoo

HE IS A FUCKING VIRTUE SIGNAL GENERATOR AT THIS POINT BECAUSE YALL ARE DUMB


 No.2064

File: 5003f8ad549e1d3⋯.jpg (39,11 KB, 478x550, 239:275, ytho.jpg)

>>2063

anyway let's get back to tsun zoo's quote

"oh dude on his battlefield do it"

IF YOU TOOK TWO SECONDS TO FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT LOL it's not REALLY a trap but WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT

SERIOUSLY Y THO


 No.2065

File: db8c1ee8b8385c0⋯.jpg (89,67 KB, 1472x1080, 184:135, picardwtf.jpg)

>>2064

well retard take a few more seconds to think about it and "oh"

because what you're supposed to do is know the terrain better than the faggot you're fighting

BUT YOU GOTTA THINK A FEW MORE SECONDS

because there's a lot of psychology going on here that should be able to help you in the fight!

for example: if that motherfucker thinks he knows the battlefield better than you? that bitch is gonna be one ARROGANT LITTLE FUCKO


 No.2066

>>2065

but then what if that fucker knows the terrain better than you studied it? WELL THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT THE QUOTE FOR LONGER THAN USING HIM TO DUNK ON SOMEONE LOL

tsun zoo is basically a psychological exercise in the meditation of figuring out how to mess with your enemy's mind.

look let's be retards and dwell on some hot fresh virtue signals from a dude who remains relevant as all fuck despite being dead


 No.2067

File: 69c619b63561b83⋯.jpg (454,59 KB, 1245x2048, 1245:2048, terf!!.jpg)

File: 0b8a38c54a2b20c⋯.jpg (42,65 KB, 748x468, 187:117, caturzuma.jpg)

>>2066

>be from china

>youzhou is one hot babe damn

>wait gotta meditate on war

>Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.

rising sun lol

anyway there's another dunk right there, put that one on a hot background of a shimmering river and you got yourself like, maybe 10k retweets if you've got the right set of eyes on your spam operation BUT I DIGRESS

tl;dr "think about the reasons for battle first"

if you don't try to figure out the fucking strategies to curbstomp your enemy, you're gonna go in with emotions flailing the fuck around like a fucking moron, and that's fucking volatility right there. NO DUDE THINK ABOUT IT FIRST THEN YOU FUCKING WIN OMFG


 No.2068

>>2067

>To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

tl;dr "why do you faggots care about gigantic bombs when you can just make them not want to fight you wtf"


 No.2069

File: 8d3b3e7db6c3fcf⋯.jpg (78,38 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, tsunzoosayshy.jpg)

>>2068

>He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.

wow look at that inspirational splash image right there wow

sipping my coffee and nodding my head to that one damn u so right

tl;dr "THINK ABOUT THE FUCKING BATTLE WTF DUMBASS"


 No.2070

File: 0b8a38c54a2b20c⋯.jpg (42,65 KB, 748x468, 187:117, caturzuma.jpg)

>>2069

now what the fuck does this have to do with the church of caturzuma

WELL AUDIENCE ON MY RETARD RAILS, I'M GLAD YOU GOT TO THIS POINT IN THE SCRIPT WHERE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA SAY, WHICH IS "I'M GLAD YOU ASKED"


 No.2071

>>2070

well in caturzuma's light all these faggots are bandying around the dunkiest of the dunks from the tsun zoo universe

they like to buy his fucking books and nod their head to the god of war in wow and awe and yeah dude there's good shit in there there's reason you're doing that

but WOW the way they WIELD tsun zoo

even me, right now, I'm doing the same damn fucking thing "oh I know the zoofag better than u owned bish"

it's fucking stupid isn't it? WHY THO

WHY ALL THE FUCKING VIRTUE SIGNALING

well wouldn't you know it that's kinda weird huh???


 No.2072

>>2071

that's where tsun zoo becomes the master of the fucking darkness, technically

all this fucking wisdom is hidden in this book this full blown fucking retard wrote THOUSANDS OF FUCKING YEARS AGO AT THIS POINT

because the majority of the time if you're looking to study tsun zoo you just want a cool coffee book to show how cool a wartard you are, damn dude u got tsun zoo, nice

but that's also kind of the beauty of it too

if you understand the meaning at the root of a lot of his teachings, you can see the strange leaves of wisdom he provides in what he says

like the initial quote we started out with in the OP... that's actually a fucking baller brain-twister there.


 No.2073

>>2072

okay, are you gonna give your enemy the fucking ground they know? well zoofag also speaks of fucking up their head-- is giving them that terrain the best way to fuck up their head?

what if you don't know the terrain? what if it's a surprise attack by your enemy? what if you're the one being forced into THEIR terrain? what if you're forced to RESPOND to their forcing? what then? you're fucked-- they know the terrain better, and because you just thought it was a cool quote, you're dead. oh good job dumbass lol

HOWEVER!! what if you KNOW beforehand that the enemy is fucking arrogant in this stage of battle? that he's been on this ground so many fucking times he's overconfident? and you actually know the nooks and crannies he's going to hide in, the crevices he avoids, and all that garbage? hell YEAH you want him on the ground he THINKS IS FUCKING SAFE


 No.2074

File: fb1fc11ef57dd6b⋯.jpg (28,14 KB, 473x340, 473:340, gwailoinmybooktho.jpg)

File: d9459d267c92514⋯.jpg (30,01 KB, 439x219, 439:219, 天宫一号.jpg)

>>2073

so now we go back to how tsun zoo is technically one of many masters of the koan of caturzuma despite this phenomenon being based on longcat and tacgnol, praise the gods of caturday and praise caturzuma

tsun zoo's spirit lives on as the faggot virtue signal of sigindivaniye everywhere, though of course zoofag's spirit knows too of his retards who "get" him properly: don't be a faggot and think a whole lot wider than your kinetic capabilities, but the details are where your armor has chinks

in the light, tsun zoo is a fucking cow catcher snatching up the retards who think they're total warfags because they bought his book at barnes and noble (more like barnes and NOTABLE LOL BOOK CODES THO)

in the dark: so many motherfuckers still respect him because they fucking get him. he's more than a fucking virtue signal, he's a fucking wise old spiritual dragon that you should pay the fuck attention to

because the book was written, what... 2500 fucking years ago? AND FOR SOME REASON HIS TEACHINGS ARE STILL FUCKING RELEVANT

that's a fucking god, that's a fucking dragon, and motherfucking Tsun Zoo is a deacon in the fucking church of caturzuma for being such a fucking master of light and fucking shadow

NOTABLE RETARD THEORY


 No.2075

File: 07293fe9605702e⋯.png (499,24 KB, 450x470, 45:47, chashaandtheshatteredbongb….png)

>>2074

damn


 No.2076

>>2075

lol same it fucking checks out


 No.2077

File: 6dbed1465994e82⋯.jpg (137,37 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, charlie.jpg)

>>2076

I MEAN WAR IS CHAOS DUDE

TSUN ZOO FUCKING UNDERSTOOD IT MAN

HE FUCKING GOT IT DUDE THAT'S WHY HE'S A FUCKING DRAGON GOD OF WAR IT RULES


 No.2078

File: 1153f6b6e57c48a⋯.png (183,16 KB, 740x740, 1:1, feedfromher.png)

File: 0e604ab11d7ca89⋯.jpg (855,04 KB, 1350x838, 675:419, c0f0f06ed2153c69d8303411ac….jpg)

>>2077

brb spirit of zoofag really wants our retard to look up chinese draconic mythology now (horny dragon pictured here)




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