ITT: We tell tales of moments in our lives where we stood against our oppressors.
I'll start.
>work in sales
>have anxiety
>as usual, manager is breathing down my neck
>want the latest sales reports
>she's a fat tumblr bitch who rules with an iron fist
>everyone pretends to like her
>she's being louder than usual, making clicking sounds with her stapler she always carries for whatever reason
>calls me a loser, says I'm not good for anything
>anxiety gets really bad
>can't get to my inhaler
>everything starts to slow down
>…
>suddenly, I burst out
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
>I stand up and look at my boss, who's shocked at my sudden aura of greatness
>I start walking around the office telling my fellow oppressed how she's a single iota of tenuous power
>I walk back to my boss, stating how she thinks she can just push people around
>I tell her she's worthless, that she's doing this because she was bullied at high school
>how everyone at the office pretends to like her out of pity, as well as fear
>I grab her fucking stabler and smash it to the wall into a million pieces
>finally I tell her to "fuck yourself"
>announce I'm quitting, loudly
>grab my keyboard and walk on out the office
>on the way my supposed best friend who's fucking my worthless girlfriend is in awe, and wants to give me a high five
>I smile as I charge my hadoken
>smash his face in with my keyboard with the force of a thousand suns
>keyboard breaks in two pieces with keys flying everywhere
>knock him the fuck out
>get to the lobby
>security tackles me
>I go to jail for aggravated assault and sexual harassment for some reason
>totally worth it
Took me a year to move into a new place and find another job which pays less because I have no talent and have to start at the bottom (also criminal stamp).