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1. Not your personal army
2. Global Rules apply
3. Don't ruin our fun
4. This is primarily a board for MMO & Virtual World raids but raids on other websites are accepted if it's lulzy enough.
5. Other than rules 1-4, there are no rules except this one. It is almost like anarchy in here so go mad.
Rules of the Board
To survive in this board, one must follow certain rules to ensure it's longevity for many years to come.1. Not your personal army
2. Global Rules apply
3. Don't ruin our fun
4. This is primarily a board for MMO & Virtual World raids but raids on other websites are accepted if it's lulzy enough.
5. Other than rules 1-4, there are no rules except this one. It is almost like anarchy in here so go mad.
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Allow me to introduce myself as the mysterious Penguin Manifesto, the original organizer of the 2/2/2009 Club Penguin raids. Today, I will be guiding you from being a fat lazy slob lurking for a new raid to participate & failing hard at it, to becoming both a successful troll & a master at finding targets.
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Do:
Most importantly, use a VPN that doesn't track or log you. Never use your real IP Address when you're involved in a raid. VPN software that allows you to change IP Addresses can also be useful in case one of the VPN's IP Addresses gets banned. I didn't used a VPN 6 years ago once during a prank call & got v& for a few awhile & laid low since then.
Find websites & promotions that are exploitable(ex. Dub the Dew, 50 Million Names, Time Magazine write-in polls) & write-in things that are considered lulz-worthy(Highly offensive phrases & names that would cause massive butthurt by most people such as Hitler did nothing wrong, Holocaust, 9/11 or other tragedy jokes, porn & gore if the website allows you to post HTML code, etc.)
If you are involved in a raid that allows you to use microphones, disguise your voice as much as possible. You're supposed to be anonymous when you raid. Soundboards can also be an option but make sure it's convincing enough that people think it's a legitimate person. Don't micspam or earrape though. No one likes that.
The above can also be said about prank calls. Use VPNs & find a good target. Don't call 911, police stations, FBI offices or other law enforcement agencies. Also, don't phone in bomb threats to anyone.
If there's any information about a target that other faggots in this board or other raid boards are raiding, post dox & watch lulz happen right before the target's eyes. Extra brownie points if the target is conducting a live broadcast either video or audio streams.
Always cover your tracks when involved in a raid to avoid getting caught.
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DON'T:
Use your real identities or personal info at all on the internet especially when involved in a raid or conversing with trolls. Chances are, you could get doxed easily if you do.
Use your real IP Address when involved in a troll raid. USE A FUCKING VPN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!
Request a personal army if you have problems with someone. Not your personal army, faggot.
Ask people to target websites or individuals without a legitimate excuse why or if they aren't lulz-worthy enough.
Snitch on us or anyone else involved in a raid. We don't like rats, faggots, white-knights or SJWs.
Act like an autist when involved in a raid. It will show how much of a newfag you are.
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In a nutshell, if you want to be a successful troll, be creative, don't be an autist & have something on the table.
If you want to be good at proposing raids, have a probable reason or excuse, check for exploits that generate lulz, post target, watch the drama unfold.
The Penguin's Guide to Successful Raids
Greetings oldfags of the past & from the glory days of 2009 & newfags of the present & future.Allow me to introduce myself as the mysterious Penguin Manifesto, the original organizer of the 2/2/2009 Club Penguin raids. Today, I will be guiding you from being a fat lazy slob lurking for a new raid to participate & failing hard at it, to becoming both a successful troll & a master at finding targets.
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Do:
Most importantly, use a VPN that doesn't track or log you. Never use your real IP Address when you're involved in a raid. VPN software that allows you to change IP Addresses can also be useful in case one of the VPN's IP Addresses gets banned. I didn't used a VPN 6 years ago once during a prank call & got v& for a few awhile & laid low since then.
Find websites & promotions that are exploitable(ex. Dub the Dew, 50 Million Names, Time Magazine write-in polls) & write-in things that are considered lulz-worthy(Highly offensive phrases & names that would cause massive butthurt by most people such as Hitler did nothing wrong, Holocaust, 9/11 or other tragedy jokes, porn & gore if the website allows you to post HTML code, etc.)
If you are involved in a raid that allows you to use microphones, disguise your voice as much as possible. You're supposed to be anonymous when you raid. Soundboards can also be an option but make sure it's convincing enough that people think it's a legitimate person. Don't micspam or earrape though. No one likes that.
The above can also be said about prank calls. Use VPNs & find a good target. Don't call 911, police stations, FBI offices or other law enforcement agencies. Also, don't phone in bomb threats to anyone.
If there's any information about a target that other faggots in this board or other raid boards are raiding, post dox & watch lulz happen right before the target's eyes. Extra brownie points if the target is conducting a live broadcast either video or audio streams.
Always cover your tracks when involved in a raid to avoid getting caught.
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DON'T:
Use your real identities or personal info at all on the internet especially when involved in a raid or conversing with trolls. Chances are, you could get doxed easily if you do.
Use your real IP Address when involved in a troll raid. USE A FUCKING VPN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!
Request a personal army if you have problems with someone. Not your personal army, faggot.
Ask people to target websites or individuals without a legitimate excuse why or if they aren't lulz-worthy enough.
Snitch on us or anyone else involved in a raid. We don't like rats, faggots, white-knights or SJWs.
Act like an autist when involved in a raid. It will show how much of a newfag you are.
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In a nutshell, if you want to be a successful troll, be creative, don't be an autist & have something on the table.
If you want to be good at proposing raids, have a probable reason or excuse, check for exploits that generate lulz, post target, watch the drama unfold.
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Message from Anonymous
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Sure, Club Penguin raids could be considered again as the original 2/2/2009 raid was classic lulz. We shut down fan forums, ruined the fun for many penguin players, all for the sake of lulz. But who's to say there would be any lulz out of trolling the ever loving shit out of Club Penguin & their fan sites again? Especially with the game being as shit-awful as it's always been since Disney acquired the game. But I do see an annual Groundhog Day (February 2) raid on the site in the foreseeable future.
But however, expect more raids on other games such as Habbo, Gaia, SmallWorlds & Second Life as well as some of the other popular MMOs that are regularly being played on Steam & Origin. Perhaps TeamSpeak raids should be considered.
Expect the first upload on this account since 2009 to explain thee absence further & potential new raids as we take a step away from the newfaggotry that we've done in the past & more epic events in the future. In the meantime, discuss potential raids here.
An announcement
After 6 years of absence since the last Club Penguin raids & many lulz from other raids, RITARO is coming back out of the shadows that are infested by oldfags & newfags alike, the old lulz-craving hackers & trolls of Old Anonymous & their SJW, white-knighting, doing-it-wrong New Anonymous counterparts.Sure, Club Penguin raids could be considered again as the original 2/2/2009 raid was classic lulz. We shut down fan forums, ruined the fun for many penguin players, all for the sake of lulz. But who's to say there would be any lulz out of trolling the ever loving shit out of Club Penguin & their fan sites again? Especially with the game being as shit-awful as it's always been since Disney acquired the game. But I do see an annual Groundhog Day (February 2) raid on the site in the foreseeable future.
But however, expect more raids on other games such as Habbo, Gaia, SmallWorlds & Second Life as well as some of the other popular MMOs that are regularly being played on Steam & Origin. Perhaps TeamSpeak raids should be considered.
Expect the first upload on this account since 2009 to explain thee absence further & potential new raids as we take a step away from the newfaggotry that we've done in the past & more epic events in the future. In the meantime, discuss potential raids here.