/ritaro/ - /i/nvasion - MMOs & Virtual Worlds

To survive in this board, one must follow certain rules to ensure it's longevity for many years to come.

1. Not your personal army
2. Global Rules apply
3. Don't ruin our fun
4. This is primarily a board for MMO & Virtual World raids but raids on other websites are accepted if it's lulzy enough.
5. Other than rules 1-4, there are no rules except this one. It is almost like anarchy in here so go mad.

Greetings oldfags of the past & from the glory days of 2009 & newfags of the present & future.

Allow me to introduce myself as the mysterious Penguin Manifesto, the original organizer of the 2/2/2009 Club Penguin raids. Today, I will be guiding you from being a fat lazy slob lurking for a new raid to participate & failing hard at it, to becoming both a successful troll & a master at finding targets.

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Do:

Most importantly, use a VPN that doesn't track or log you. Never use your real IP Address when you're involved in a raid. VPN software that allows you to change IP Addresses can also be useful in case one of the VPN's IP Addresses gets banned. I didn't used a VPN 6 years ago once during a prank call & got v& for a few awhile & laid low since then.

Find websites & promotions that are exploitable(ex. Dub the Dew, 50 Million Names, Time Magazine write-in polls) & write-in things that are considered lulz-worthy(Highly offensive phrases & names that would cause massive butthurt by most people such as Hitler did nothing wrong, Holocaust, 9/11 or other tragedy jokes, porn & gore if the website allows you to post HTML code, etc.)

If you are involved in a raid that allows you to use microphones, disguise your voice as much as possible. You're supposed to be anonymous when you raid. Soundboards can also be an option but make sure it's convincing enough that people think it's a legitimate person. Don't micspam or earrape though. No one likes that.

The above can also be said about prank calls. Use VPNs & find a good target. Don't call 911, police stations, FBI offices or other law enforcement agencies. Also, don't phone in bomb threats to anyone.
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After 6 years of absence since the last Club Penguin raids & many lulz from other raids, RITARO is coming back out of the shadows that are infested by oldfags & newfags alike, the old lulz-craving hackers & trolls of Old Anonymous & their SJW, white-knighting, doing-it-wrong New Anonymous counterparts.

Sure, Club Penguin raids could be considered again as the original 2/2/2009 raid was classic lulz. We shut down fan forums, ruined the fun for many penguin players, all for the sake of lulz. But who's to say there would be any lulz out of trolling the ever loving shit out of Club Penguin & their fan sites again? Especially with the game being as shit-awful as it's always been since Disney acquired the game. But I do see an annual Groundhog Day (February 2) raid on the site in the foreseeable future.

But however, expect more raids on other games such as Habbo, Gaia, SmallWorlds & Second Life as well as some of the other popular MMOs that are regularly being played on Steam & Origin. Perhaps TeamSpeak raids should be considered.

Expect the first upload on this account since 2009 to explain thee absence further & potential new raids as we take a step away from the newfaggotry that we've done in the past & more epic events in the future. In the meantime, discuss potential raids here.