No.880
SLASH'EM
As a monk, I got my ass handed to a Jabberwock. Son of a bitch, I punched 70 worth of damage to it and it was still kicking. I also had every #technique avaiable and plenty of resources and yet I still went in with the "If I hit it again he will die for sure!" mindset despite my HP being around 10% left.
No.917
DREDMOR
Wondered what would happen if I put a horadric cube into a horadric cube.
Found out.
No.936
Turns out this guy can paralyze you even if you have free action.
No.938
>>936You sure? It doesn't even say "while helpless."
No.939
>>938I'm not but he hit me about 50 times in one turn.
No.954
>>880DCSS
>be level 5 of the dungeon>everything's going well>get killed>fuck you, DCSS>kill the process and restart>fucking ogres, man>pull out the big guns>now it's an ogre zombie>no magic, mostly dead>try to run down corridor and escape>imp out of nowhere>fucking rat comes to party, too>be blocked in>nah, m8, that's what teleport scrolls are for>read it>Purple the Naga Conjurer>Mangled by an ogre zombie on level 5 of the Dungeon.>FTFYI-I-I t-t-think it knows I tried to cheat… No.960
ToME
Rolled a human bulwark, went through the first floor of Ruins of Kol'pur, everything seemed easy-peasy. Things were going well until I encountered an assassin. I figured "oh he's probably only a level or two above me and bulwarks are good at eating damage" so I begin combat. I hover over him and I see he's level twenty-fucking-four. I had just hit level 7.
No.972
I was playing Dwarf Fortress adventure mode as bootleg stealth mike tyson.
Turns out silently punching a were-goat's head into a lump of gore several times doesn't stop it from instantly killing you with a kick to the stomach.
No.1014
>>880
Holy shit, early game mages in Oangband can't even go toe-to-toe with a goddamn kobold.