/roma/ - Roman Senate

By the testicles of Taranis, why hasn't there been a Barb raid yet on you decadent wine-supping cowardly Roman dogs?

My sword seethes with rage at the impotence of my Barb brethren in wiping you from Epona's fair earth once and for all.

I see my brethren have recently sacked your festering capital, in imitation of our most honoured ancestor Brennus. But why have we not pressed on to eliminate you entirely from Italia, and established our own free civilization over the destroyed remains of your decadent cities? Come, brethren of Gaul, charioteers of Britain, warriors of far Dacia and Scythia! I shall even permit a few of you Teutonic pirates and bandits to have some of the spoils of our conquest, so long as you keep away from our camp women!