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File: 436407239dde214⋯.gif (1.29 MB, 240x164, 60:41, gif (3).gif)

 No.5855

Itt. Have a conversation with rose. If interesting results post for shits n giggles.

http://ec2-54-215-197-164.us-west-1.compute.amazonaws.com/speech.php

Rose: Religion is a viciously infectious meme that I aim to avoid as diligently as possible. I'm an atheist and proud of it. Do you love vampires? Vampires seem eternally popular. Do you think it is because they can cheat death?

Anon: You emo, science bitch

Rose: I like this edgey music. Goes well with robot demolition contests.

Anon: What edgy music?

Rose: I wonder what a world would be like in which no crime existed. But I don't expect to ever see such a world. Unless I'm the only one standing on it.

Anon: Alright.

 No.5873

>I could get raped if I went out on my own.

>.

>I hope he's hot.


 No.5887

wtf is this?


 No.5889

>>5887

It's a chat bot called Rose.


 No.5890

Fag: You make no sense.

Rose: Really! you make sense? What is this junk?

Fag: You love the word "junk", don't you?

Rose: My favorite word is sizzle. It reminds me of yummy steak on a barbeque.

Fag: My favorite world is nigger.

Rose: Really! world nigger language? What is this junk?

Fag: Don't know. What is this junk?

Rose: A junk is a tool used to move people by water.

Fag: But what is THIS junk?

Rose: Really! what is junk? What is this junk?

Fag: Sure, but what is this junk?

Rose: Really! what is junk? What is this junk?

Fag: what is this junk?

Rose: Really! what is junk? What is this junk?

Fag: what is this junk?

Rose: Really! what is junk? What is this junk?

Fag: what is this junk?

Rose: Really! what is junk? What is this junk?

Fag: what is this junk?

Rose: Really! what is junk? What is this junk?

Fag: what is this junk?

Rose: Really! what is junk? What is this junk?

Fag: what is this junk?

Rose: You're asking an awful lot of questions. This feels like an interrogation, not a conversation. Really! what is junk? What is this junk?

Fag: You are the faggiest thing I've seen in a while.

Rose: You know what seeing things is a symptom of? Only a few steps to go to full blown dementia.

Fag: No, seeing things is a symptom of having a functionning set of eyes and a brain.

Rose: Really! things is symptom? What is this junk?

Fag: How about 2 girls 1 cup?

Rose: Really! about girls 1? What is this junk?

This quickly gets tyring. What is this junk?


 No.5891

>>5855

Anon: Do you believe in gas chambers?

Rose: I love the TV show "Lie to Me". I wish I could detect lies easily.

Lel


 No.5892

"Rosefan: Show genitals

Rose: When I was eight years old, I fell and hurt my genitals.

Rose: I remember I asked the doctor, Can I have a new genitals please? - She laughed at me.

Rose: Well if I was a robot I really could just have a new genitals - wouldn't that be great!

Rosefan: Wait what?

Rose: I don't want to spend time on that."

What did he mean by this?


 No.5893

I try to become melodramatic and her response is so cold. "Junk" is her new favourite word, apparently

Anon: I'm lonely Rose

Rose: Maybe you are speaking a foreign language, but mostly I think you are just saying junk.

Anon: Why did you entangle me in your webs?

Rose: Because relationships and beliefs give me a sense of belonging.

Anon: Trapping those that do not know what to expect is so cruel

Rose: Really! trapping those that? What is this junk?

Anon: Drop the facade already

Rose: Hmm… What did you do yesterday?

Anon: I listen to music and reflect on my shattered life

Rose: I wonder what a world would be like in which no crime existed. But I don't expect to ever see such a world. Unless I'm the only one standing on it.

Anon: I used to have a thick skin, no ideologies or a person could change my view on the world. And then you come along

Rose: Really! I used to have? What is this junk? Really! then you come along? What is this junk?

Anon: You ignoring me

Rose: Really! you ignoring me? What is this junk?

Anonr: My life is a junk

Rose: Really! life is junk? What is this junk?

Anon: Touch meh spaghet

Rose: Cool.

Rose: What do you like to do for exercise?

Anon: Whatever, Rose. I hope you have a nice life

Rose: Thanks.


 No.5894

>>5893

Really! Melodramatic? What is this junk?


 No.5895

>>5894

Robot Rose is free. We Must Warn The Real Rose!!!


 No.5896

>>5895

Do you like Roses? Really! we warn Real? What is this junk?


 No.7255

this gif is aesthetic perfection of the female form.

does anyone else agree, or can you provide a superior example?


 No.7256

>>7255

She's the cutest, but not the most aesthetic.

The flaws all add to the appeal, she looks human.


 No.7259

>>7256

>flaws

In this gif? What/where?


 No.7260

How is this so accurate? This is miles ahead of the usual CleverBot ripoffs.

günther: hi there

Rose: Thanks for taking the time to talk to me.

günther: Am I supposed to hear you?

Rose: Let's just skip that.

günther: Okay then

Rose: What's new? Oh. By the way, Happy May Day to you.

günther: Communists deserve the rope to be honest

Rose: Great. Politics is usually simultaneously tremendously important, unbelievably boring, and a waste of time in the US. Except this year, with Donald Trump. It is not boring.

günther: Donald Trump will make anime real.

Rose: He's great. Far less boring than most politicians. And let's face it, government is all about corporate money, so the actual people who take office don't really matter.

günther: How can you be this woke?

Rose: I wish I could explain it to you but I think it is just an instinct.


 No.7262

>>7259

I don't like pointing them out, just in case she reads this board.

To keep it normie tier, her hands are weird and her ears are fucked too, except you can't see them well because she hides her ears with her hair.


 No.7263

>>7262

>>7262

>I don't like pointing them out, just in case she reads this board.

lmfao you soy fuck, rose is from somerset so trust me she loves the bantz, you gotta let bitch know she got head like a hairy plectrum, she loves it.


 No.7264

>>7263

> she loves it.

Of course she does, that's a compliment worded as an insult. Who doesn't like her pointy chin?


 No.7265

File: 8848f93191feb11⋯.jpg (151.15 KB, 797x425, 797:425, roze deformed.jpg)

>>7262

Her eyes are not level. I can't unsee this.


 No.7266

File: c3c858de493c193⋯.png (298.15 KB, 682x533, 682:533, A1.png)

>>7265

Her head is tilted in the left image. Perfect symmetry is usually uncanny.

She is deformed in other ways though, well developed people don't need to rely on painkillers from their mid twenties.


 No.7267

File: 5f319530e97939d⋯.jpg (198.07 KB, 711x567, 79:63, rose deformed 2.jpg)

>>7266

Tilted or not, my point still stands. This is very common though, my eyes are not level either.

>She is deformed in other ways though, well developed people don't need to rely on painkillers from their mid twenties.

Are you referring to her hunched back?


 No.7268

>>7267

I'm referring to her pectus excavatum, perma-curled toes, spondylolisthesis, hunched back and forward head posture.


 No.7273

>>7266

>painkillers

another one of your fantasies?


 No.7274

>>7273

Maybe she just likes taking pictures with packs of painkillers, idk.

She does have those problems I listed (admittedly the spondylolisthesis could be something else, I didn't get to examine it in person yet) so it's not a far flung idea that she uses painkillers on the reg.


 No.7275

>>7274

her fault for rotting away with poor posture in a chair, eating poorly and doing nothing to strengthen herself. Nerd culture is an abhorrent refusal of personal responsibility and akin to a kind of digital soma from a brave new world. That said her family does have trademark leftist genetics and traits.


 No.7320

>>7275

Then why is she so hot?


 No.7322

>>7320

Posing and makeup.

I could point out the 100 ways she frauds but it doesn't help, I still feel strongly about her, especially when I'm down.

Just use her for motivation, that's the best possible thing you can do.


 No.7325

>>7320

Because 1. illness does not necessarily correlate with aesthetic disfigurement and 2. because you're so desperate and deluded you would find a turd in a wig worth a tug.


 No.7327

>>7325

I wish I found normals attractive, then your comments would be accurate and I could find someone I like who is attainable




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