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File: 0c78167f553f508⋯.jpg (136.19 KB, 1688x951, 1688:951, maxresdefault.jpg)

 No.6094

Realistically, she has about 4 years of fertility left before it's over.

Will she ever make a proper family, or is she going to be a spinster for good?

I've read multiple posts referencing her supposed infertility, but no proof at all.

Her body is kinda deformed I guess so it would not surprise me; would appreciate any more info from veteran rosebuds.

I know that she stated that she doesn't want kids, but not wanting kids does not make you infertile, and that was in her 20s.

 No.6117

perhaps she can adopt us as her children, which is what we are after all.


 No.6119

>>6117

I wish man, I'm even young enough so it would've been technically possible.

Just imagine it, having a mom who can help you with advanced math and computer stuff.

The rest of the family would've helped her out so that she would still have the degree.


 No.6127

>>6117

>>6119

Do you think she'd cuddle with us and have us call her mummy?


 No.6136

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6127

Definitely; we would tap into the motherly instinct buried deep inside her.


 No.6137

Is she still pulling all-nighters?

I wish I was resourceful enough to Steam-stalk.


 No.6138

>>6137

dropped down in rank so i can't see her anymore through her friends' profiles


 No.6187

>>6136

Imagine cuddling with mummy rose every night and waking up in her arms in the morning as she kisses your forehead. Its not fair


 No.6192

>>6187

wtf I understand adult babies now.

I'd rather be her boytoy though.

Maybe if I roid hard enough she'll consider it.


 No.6200

>>6192

>Maybe if I roid hard enough she'll consider it.

no, you'd need to be a skinny emo twink before she'd even consider you.


 No.6201

File: b046c3f13eb30d2⋯.jpg (620.48 KB, 2608x1664, 163:104, Whore.jpg)

>>6200

That's the worst part of it, getting mogged by an emo twink.

At least I can cope with the fact that I was 11 when Rose was 21.

Objectively, n8 does have a pretty good face, even though he tried hard to ruin it.

QP could've made it looks-wise if not for his NW3 hair and negatively sloped eyes, which made it look like his face was melting.

Anyways, Rose has always appreciated hunks, and I'm pretty sure I can mog jope.

I might die from the chemicals in 30 years or so, but it would be still worth it.


 No.6202

File: b64ed0b6cac8ecb⋯.png (16.89 KB, 667x269, 667:269, hot.PNG)

>>6201

i'd look as good as (jop)e if I had his eyebrow game.

speaking of eyebrows, i've noticed all three gottos have pretty thin ones


 No.6203

>>6201

>cat

<PUT–HEY I GOTAN IDEA HI ALL JUTS JUST PUT THAT SSSSHHHHHIIIIIITTTTT IN A UHHHHHHHHH A UHHH BOXX RIGHT PUT IN IT N A BOX???? THE CAT?>???????? AND [PUT… HEH….HEHE………….. CCCCCCYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE IN SIDE IN SDIE INDIES THE BOX AND THEn YOU JUST pfp….pff……..pfffBREAK THE WAVEFUNCTION YOU COLLAPSE THE WAVEEEE FUNCTIONNNNNN OHHH MY GOODDDDDDDDDD COLLAPSINGGGGGNGGGNG THAT DUMB FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTT PHPHHPHPHFFAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHANB AFOFOAHHAPHAHA A AAHAHAHAHAA QUANTUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! 1!! 11! 1 !!!!1 ! !!! !1! 11! 111 1 !!!! !!!!111 OHHHHHH…. ooohhhhHHH that was GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK HAHAHA H AHAH MAKE A SCHRODINGER AS THEY SAYYY PFFHAHAAAA OGHHHHH MAN THAT IS GREAT SHIT. THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHITTING FUCKING DICK ASS CUM JIZZ FUCK FUCKING THE GREATESTTT OHHohhwwwwWWWWOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

hmm


 No.6204

>>6203

It's a girl bro, you can't expect her to be funny.

At least blue Rose had some edge to her, usually they turn SJW instead.


 No.6206

>>6202

Is that comment from a jope pic? Or some other guy's?

> i'd look as good as (jop)e if I had his eyebrow game.

That's pretty good, did you do anything to looksmaxx?

Tbh he has a wider jaw and a slightly more forward grown maxilla than me, but my eye area is better.

> speaking of eyebrows, i've noticed all three gottos have pretty thin ones

Yet another feature that looks fine on a girl but kind of bad on men.

At least they got to (XDXDDDX) grow up with Rose.


 No.6209

File: 1080307128f163a⋯.jpg (37.65 KB, 171x239, 171:239, 1422420145845.jpg)

>>6203

imagine being n8 in this situation

>my gf is flirting with some mongrel version of henry cavil on dailybooth

<PUT LE……[LELEL] LE UHHHHHHHHHHH SHITT JUST PUT THAT SHIITTTTT CAT ON THAT FUCKEN BOXXXX OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD THAT SHIT BOX PUT THAT LITTLE SHIT IN THAT BOX AND THAT GOD DAM FUCKCCKKKKKK BOX AHAHAA A FUCKING AYN RAND pffff pfpfpfpfpffff YESSSSSS PUT FUCKING CYANNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE IN THAT FUCKEN BOX AND COLAPISESESE THAT DUMB SHIT FUCKKKKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!111111!1!!!!!111!!!!!1 1 ! 1!!!1 11 1 ! ! ! ! ! 1A STHFUCKIN EYE BROWF !!!!!!!!!!@ DRUMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DRUMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LE CAT ODG DOG DON'T MEAN BUTT IF IT AINT GOT JUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYINGN!!!!1!!! OWOWOWOWOWOW WHAT'S THAT? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GRAB MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>mfw


 No.6210

File: cdbec2ac1d09f55⋯.jpeg (73.74 KB, 448x592, 28:37, 1DD7789B-C856-48C6-987B-A….jpeg)

>>6209

don’t talk to me or my horse ever again


 No.6212

File: e05aff3cace8eb3⋯.jpg (10.88 KB, 680x297, 680:297, henry-cavill-justice-leagu….jpg)

>>6209

<FUCKING AYN RAND AM I RITE AY YO IMMA GET THAT SMAISH POTAITOH DYE GUD OL' SMASH POTATOH INNIT GOVNAH LIL OL AYN RAND ALONG SIDE YOU IN THE FAKKING SACK COULD ANYONE WANT OR NEED AMIRITE FUCKIN OLD INNIT LIL EYEBROW RAISER OF HIGH CALIBRE SPELT WITH AND RE IF YOU KNOW WAHT I'M SAYING AHAHAHAHHAH FUCKING FUCK SHIT !!!!!!!! JERKING OFF TO YOUR WRIST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LEMAOOO PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TOMIGHT OPEN DAH FUCKEN CURTAIN MISERABLE BLUE MORNING LIGHT!!!!1!1!!! 1 1 12 ! !@ XDD YOU LOOK EXCELENT TOGETHER FUCKING CUCK ME I'LL WALK THE DOG GET MARRIIEIEDID MARIIRIRIEDI FUCKING GET MARIIEIDIEIDE HAHAHAA WAIT LOOK AT THIS DUDE THIS DOG LOOK FUCKING SERIOUS (AWESOME) LAMOMAOMAMOOA @ROSE LEMME SMASH THAT HOSE AGAIN AYO FUCK NATE HOW HOW OHOOW HOOH WAIT TILL HOHOHOHO WAIT *BREATHS IN* OH NONONONONOON HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW ABOUT YOU PUT THE CAT IN THE BOX WITH SOME CYNIDE ALSDLFGHGKFDAKSGM


 No.6213

File: 9f3845092150780⋯.jpg (354.89 KB, 3091x1026, 3091:1026, f1cab9be1b51d9b0-2048x1024.jpg)

<FUCKING PSEUDO SOLIPSISM AMIRITE FUCKEN CAT IN TH FUCKING PHYSICCAL BFOX WITH THE UFCKING CYNIDIE FUCJING PSUDEO SYCIDNE AMIRE LAWIAR [SLSOAW] WAIT P[WAIT TILL YOU GEAR THIS[ AMFUCJING RIGHT LOL XDDDD 2011 DECEMBER MEMES AMITTE DONNO ID THEY GONNA RAPE THE RAPE CAUSE THEY RTALK THE TALK AMOE RIGHT MACEDONIA RAPEY LAMO THAT DOG LOOSK SOO A FROLIC'IN MAKES ME HAPPY LAMO GET MARRIED


 No.6215

File: 2a446bc461e84b6⋯.jpg (106.92 KB, 900x720, 5:4, 224eae325151b95879c4cf7c7c….jpg)

File: a2d1f721d477f47⋯.jpg (73.47 KB, 1094x518, 547:259, RelatedHow.jpg)

<FUCKING NAIL POLISH AMIRITE FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPID PEOPLE IN CINEMA STOP EATING POP CORN CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHH SHUT UP IF YOUR STUPID BUT QUIETE YOU ALRIGHT BUT IF YOURE INCONSIDERATEEEE FUCKING DIE LAMOOOO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'D FUCK A BLACK GUY IF HE'S A NICE GUY AMIRITE WHAT ELSE DO CHICKS DO?(LE QUIRKY CHICK I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS) I MEAN MY NAILS GOTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA COLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I ALSO HAVE VITA MINNNNSSSSS VITAMINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE POP CORRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I'M A SPECIAL NOT LIKE OTHER GIRL CHECK ME OUT LOOK AT ME BUILDING A PC LMOAAAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOA PUTTING THAT RAM IN THE WRONG SPOT HAHAAHAHAH LOOOK AT ME GUYS LOL GOT DOXXED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH FUCKING DIP SHIT AYOOOOO JOPE FUCK THE SHIT OUTUTTA FUCK N8 BOY PUSI FUCKING SHITHOLE FUCKING GERMANNY SPAIN LAMO I TRAVEL AND I FUCK GUYS ON THE SIDE LOL NATE IS A LE CUCK AHAAHAHAHAHAHAH LE CUCK SOUBOI LELLELELELELELEL HAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH I WANT TO EAT ALLLL OF THE POP CORNE AELELELELELELELEE HAHAHAHAHA MY FACE AND MY HANDS ARE FUCK WIERD LOLLOLOLOL THEY SO WACKY AND FUNNI :DDDDD DXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXD I'M SO WEIRD EMOM PUNK GIRL WITH CRAZY BLUE HAIR AND METALS IN MY FACE LALALALALALLOLOL LELELELELELEL ;) ;) ;) FUCKING WINKY FACES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LAMOAMAOMAOMAO FUCKING I'M A DUDE LAMO TRAP JOKES LOL IM A TRAP LOALOLOLOLLO 8 YEARS OLD LAMO I AM SMART AND LOW IQ PEOPLE SHOULDN'T EXIST XDDDDDDDDDD FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT ME FUCKING SHIT FUCK FICK SHIT SIHT SFUCKCKCKCKCKCCK FUCK YOU SHIT DIP SHIPT HI TONYYYYYYYY REMEMBER ME??????????????? XDDDDDDDDDDDD DON'T EVER FUCKING TOUCH ME YOU VIRGINS DON'T HUG ME AT EUROPOORGAMER LOLOLLOLOOLOLOL DNO'T EVEN GIVE ME A HAANDSAHKE LAMOSOOSOSSO FLUFFF FEST AMIRITE LAMOMOMOMO


 No.6219

>>6192

why not both? you could be mummys special boy and her favourite toy.

maybe after a long, stressful day at work/school you could come home and pound her pussy whilst suckling on her soft breasts.


 No.6221

>>6219

Ideal life tbh.

Her cute, small tits must've aged very well.

With some HGH and tretinoin she'd stay beautiful practically forever.

She's so light too, you could pick her up effortlessly and walk around the house as you fuck, her legs tied around your waist.


 No.6222

>>6215

10/10 spergout, each time I read it I get more disillusioned.

Thanks.


 No.6224

>>6215 >>6201

that guy jope was pretty much 9/10 and 'le intelligent' so no wonder she was all wet for him

how did the knew each other? was she the needy one who first started sweet-talk?


 No.6225

>>6201

>jerking off your wrist

what did rose mean by this?


 No.6226

>>6225

Fugg I think she meant "jerking off [to] your [thicc] wrist".

> tfw wristcel

Time to neck myself.


 No.6227

>>6201

>Objectively, n8 does have a pretty good face

He is ugly as fuck, like all british faggots.


 No.6228

File: e0c27552666ce8e⋯.gif (2.68 MB, 650x650, 1:1, 1518455308689.gif)

<FUCKING SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCKING AY YAYO YOU YOU KNOW YOU-YOU YOUNOW YOU- OYUO=- OYU- YO- YOUN KNOW WHAT WOLD BE FUNI?????? 1??!?!!?!?? YOU KNOW WAHT'D BE SMART? !?!!?!11!?/ JUST HEY JSUT SATY WITH N8 BECAUSE I FEEL PITY AND THAT HE HE- HE WAS HEY- HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR ME BEING SUCH AN EDGY FAGGOT BACK THEN-N NN N NNOW– I FOUND A 9/10 LE INTELLIGENT FUNI SMART GUY, NOW I JSUT FUCKCK UFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK NOW I JSUT NEED TO FU-FUCKING WAIT TILL HE WANTS ME ANN-ANANANA0 AND I DITCH N8 AND GO W-WITH WITH FUCKING AAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING WAHT'S HIS NAME AHHHHHHHHH FUCKING JOPE YEAH FUCK YEAHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I GOT DOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXED NOW I JUST HIDE BUT ALSO SHOW UP ON ON FUCKING VYOU XDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :<<<< AND AND FUCKING AHHHHHH ON APRIL AND TEASE THOSE VIRGINS LMAO LELELELELELELELELEL EPIC TROLL@@!!!!! NOW I JUST NEED TO GO MISSING FOR ABBB ABOOUT ABOOOOT ABOUT AOBT 3 YEARS AND ANNNNANANNA-NADNDN NOW I NEED MONEY!!!!!!! I NEEEEEED! MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIME TI-TIME TO LAMO MAGICIAN FEDORA AMIRITE FUCKING FEDORA FUCKING WHALE SIZE MISHAP AMIRITE???!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!? AMI AMMIR AMI AMIRE ? FUCKING AHHHHHHHHH FUCK ING LOOOK AT ME FUCKING AH AHHHHHHHH RIP THAT FUCKING OLD DUDE AMIRTIRE? FUCKNIG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOTTA MAKE A BANDCAMP ACCOUNT AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOW I GOTTA MAKE A FUCKIENN FUCKENNN FUCKING SONG AND AND- AND FUCKING SELL IT FOR FOR FUCKING 0.50 POUNDS FUCKING FUCKING KENTUCKY FRIEND CHICKEN AMIRIA MRIETE MAIMR FUCKING GET GET GGE- GE- -G-ET -G-E-TT G-EYYRG HHGGGRY THIS GET THIS GET FICKING THIS FUCKING KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN FRIEND LAMOMOMOO AMMIIRITE AMIREITE?????? FUCKING GET RICH LAMMOOOO DMY DOG DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN SPOON AND A LIGHTER SO FUCKING FUNNY AHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH FUCK YEAHHHHH FUCK ME HARDER LAMOOOOOOOO FUCKING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR KIN LMAOMOMAOAMAMOAOA LAMO FUCKING CREEPY DOOLLL FUKING SNEEEEEEEED FORMERLY CHUCK FUCK AND SUCK FUCKING GAY PORN GUIDE LOLOLOLOELELEL LELE FUCKING GAY PORN SO FUNNI :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO FUNNY BUY MY MIXTAPE BRUH BUY MY SHIT SONG LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO FUNNY


 No.6229

>>6228

well… it definitely is some kind of talent


 No.6230

>>6228

You absolute mental.


 No.6231

>>6228

Bravo. A true master of words.


 No.6232

>>6224

>>6224

>that guy jope was pretty much 9/10

wat? he looks like a soy boy role playing a super hero which that retard grin, masculinity is attractive not that gay psuedo intellect does rent boy cpt american smirk.


 No.6233

File: 30bf32804612978⋯.jpg (49.14 KB, 618x716, 309:358, laura-loomer-rape-allegati….jpg)

>>6232

> sees Chadlite *with hair*

> REEEEEE SOI BOI DETECTED! REAL MEN DONT HAVE HAIR!!!


 No.6234

>>6227

Yeah I wrote that before seeing >>6209.

Still mogs QP, even with the horse-face.


 No.6235

File: f791139fb952012⋯.png (85.36 KB, 680x588, 170:147, Her Dick Gets Around.png)

>>6224

> how did the knew each other?

She met her bf on the Internet, so it's safe to say that that's how she stumbled on jope and brad.

That, or at the uni.

> was she the needy one who first started sweet-talk?

Bro just look at the screencaps, yes, it's obvious.

Huge redpill, isn't it?

> Average chan nerd with slightly below average 4/10 looks wants a hug in public

< GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!

> Normie 6/10 hunks post pics

< You should see my dick ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)

< bit of the old Ayn alongside you in the sack


 No.6236

>>6235

There's a difference between teasing over the Web and fucking hugging someone you don't even know. The gammy rib might even make a hug painful.

The rest is fine, though.


 No.6237

>>6236

> There's a difference between teasing over the Web and fucking hugging someone you don't even know.

Hugging in seen as an acceptable greeting now.

If any of those two guys met her at the conference and wanted to hug as a greeting, she would've went for it.

> The gammy rib might even make a hug painful.

cope, unless the guy hugging her is a literal retard

I don't blame her at all, I just want to rub it in so that I can feel good.


 No.6238

Given rose's past propensity for taking selfies, do you think she has a "secret" instagram or snapchat or something? Or does her hipster aversion to facebook extend to these newer sites?


 No.6239

>>6235

>genuous

huh. learned a new word today.


 No.6240

>>6235

>muh hugs

rose doesn't like physical contact, she doesn't stoop so low. she'll only engage in obfuscating convos that'll be borderline flirtatious if and only if she'll feel like it (because she's borderline herself)


 No.6241

>>6238

The whole point of those sites is to be popular, you can't do that without being public about it.

I'd imagine she has plenty of images on her phone, not only for narcissistic reasons but also because she likes photography and to "preserve the memories".


 No.6242

>>6240

>rose doesn't like physical contact,

False. It depends on context and who/what she's hugging, as proven by the fact that in that very video she tried to hug her dog.

I wouldn't go as far as the person you're responding to, i.e. that she'd hug some "6/10 hunk" that she just met.

She would totally hug jope if they met in person though. no doubt.

>>6241

> you can't do that without being public about it.

Actually you can have a private instagram, it's quite common.


 No.6243

>>6242

>I wouldn't go as far as the person you're responding to, i.e. that she'd hug some "6/10 hunk" that she just met

>She would totally hug jope if they met in person though. no doubt.

That's exactly what I meant, by 6/10 hunks I was referring to jope and brad, people she probably "knows" because they posted pictures of themselves online.


 No.6244

>>6242

>> you can't do that without being public about it.

>Actually you can have a private instagram, it's quite common.

Yeah, but previously she wanted to be admired by anons and ignored (in terms of online presence) by people she knows in real life.

A private Instagram would be the reverse of what she used to prefer.

>>6240

>she'll only engage in obfuscating convos that'll be borderline flirtatious

That doesn't make sense, if it was impossible to escalate from that then how would she have sex?


 No.6245

File: e24fde0db1407aa⋯.png (428.22 KB, 623x852, 623:852, brad.PNG)

>>6243

Jope is very clearly more attractive than this guy. She'd get flustered and spill her spaghet if jope gave her a hug.


 No.6246

>>6244

>how would she have sex?

who says she wants sex?


 No.6247

>>6245

>"done with maths"

>posts elementary linear algebra

so these are the people rose hangs out with huh


 No.6248

>>6233

wat? who said hair anything? he literally looks frail and goofy like a caricature, You think he's good looking because he manages to be more feminine than the girls you get.


 No.6249

File: 259f0dbb88ae34b⋯.jpg (69.62 KB, 636x880, 159:220, zombie_nation[1].jpg)

>>6202

>>6206

You could literally just google the comment to find where it's from. It's on deviantart. This is the pic she was commenting on.


 No.6250

File: 4663d00f03bb7a8⋯.png (8.07 KB, 346x137, 346:137, softness.PNG)

File: c06fe15ee53ebae⋯.jpg (53.93 KB, 563x400, 563:400, melt_by_petitioner.jpg)

>>6249

indeed.


 No.6251

>>6245

I agree, but it's a 1 point difference at most and some of it is because jope actually has a proper physique.

>>6246

>who says she wants sex?

Asexuality is a coping method, she doesn't have to cope.

>>6247

>so these are the people rose hangs out with huh

Shows how important a high IQ is.

At least your Chad boss will give you a bit more change as he rakes in the millions.

>>6248

He has a thick neck, a relatively angular face and wide shoulders. Those features make him objectively masculine.

His face is also prettyboy-ish, but that does not make him feminine, just successful with women.

>>6249

>You could literally just google the comment to find where it's from. It's on deviantart. This is the pic she was commenting on.

Thanks, I assumed she got rid of everything except the YouTube channels.


 No.6252

>>6239

It's not a word. It's one of those bits of nonsense she makes up from time to time, and the proper word is "ingenuous," with "sincere" probably being the better word choice here.


 No.6253

>>6252

On the flip side, I was pretty surprised when rose said that she didn't know if "similarly" was a real word.


 No.6254

File: 947efac185ec673⋯.png (2.87 KB, 675x121, 675:121, qp_on_tart.png)

>>6250

Looked on her profile for the first time in a while. Had a sensible chuckle now that I know what I know.


 No.6255

>>6251

>He has a thick neck, a relatively angular face and wide shoulders. Those features make him objectively masculine.

>His face is also prettyboy-ish, but that does not make him feminine

lmao listen to yourself you gay cunt, if you think that's masculine you're probably a fucking tranny.


 No.6258

>>6235

This thread has already lowered my opinion of Rose significantly enough as is so I've no hesitation in asking who Brad is.


 No.6268

>>6258

brad developed that site afaik and invited rose and co to use it.


 No.6269

I am so confused with what happened in this thread. Can someone simplify? Who’s jope? That’d be a good start.


 No.6270

My entire life I've suffered from an irrational fear of belly buttons known as Omphalophobia. I just got a naval hernia. Oh the smiteful irony of god. I needed to share with someone and this seemed as good as place as any. Fuck me /roze/, fuck me.


 No.6272

File: 65250189332ab1d⋯.png (223.7 KB, 647x627, 647:627, bug-people.png)

>>6255

It's retarded to argue about this, he had several girls orbiting him on Dailybooth, including Rose.

Meanwhile, you are here with us.

Keep coping.

>>6258

A dailybooth user who flirted with Rose.

He likes similar music as her.

>>6269

Some guy on the Internet with good looks.

Rose and several other girls orbited her online.

This proves that looks > anything, even when talking about "special" girls such as Rose.

>>6270

Hmm, I wonder if we have pics of Rose's belly button. That could help you.


 No.6273

>>6272

So Rose is as normal as anyone else and is attracted to people that happen to be attractive. Aww did the beta cucks not like that she’s not actually that special?


 No.6274

>>6273

>Aww did the beta cucks not like that she’s not actually that special?

Yeah, at least one anon was triggered back into reality.

Pierre keeps coping by branding anyone Rose has ever liked feminine.


 No.6276

>>6258

An old internet rosefriend. Developed some shitty dailybooth clone that she used after it went down.


 No.6278

File: b2716f3cf4bd477⋯.png (206.63 KB, 500x402, 250:201, roze.png)

>>6276

tfw some nerd makes a website to keep in touch with you, but you want to fugg his hunky friend jope instead


 No.6279

>>6274

wrong, i just state the truth. It's actually you coping by needing to believe jope is a 9/10 because this mental trick makes rose seem of that class for you to and lets you down easier, if you accept the truth that jopes a goofy faggot looking weak cunt then you have to accept rose is lower down the food chain and that you're even shitter for being beneath a 5/10.


 No.6281

>>6279

Nah, I rated jope a 6/10, at the very maximum a 7/10.

Also, I don't consider myself beneath Rose.

She is Internet-famous, she is smart (esp. if you consider the female bell curve) and has a cute face.

Also, she used to be edgy. That's about all she has going for her, but that's enough to make her exceptional.


 No.6286

>>6278

looks like an utter ghoul in that photo. can't tell if her head is too small or her hands are too big


 No.6288

File: d8ccb3f29e0737a⋯.jpg (198.62 KB, 570x960, 19:32, other (21).jpg)

>>6286

Both.

Her hair usually hides her small skull, but all of her bones are recessed.

I guess that's what happens when you starve yourself as a teen.


 No.6289

>>6288

can't tell if that's a real human ass or a mannequin


 No.6291

File: ae2eeab146303d2⋯.jpg (34.77 KB, 452x400, 113:100, Bed Girl.jpg)

>>6289

Nice frauding skills though.


 No.6315

File: af3c5b688d4ac23⋯.jpg (12.88 KB, 100x172, 25:43, other (1).jpg)


 No.6316

>>6315

yep, definitely a mannequin


 No.6318

>>6316

The candids break the illusion hard, I almost wish we didn't have those.

Would still slay, at the very least so that I could be declared the real king of this board.


 No.6319

File: a46a2759a83525e⋯.gif (872.08 KB, 352x264, 4:3, Wank Gif.gif)

>>6225

Jerking your wrist off.


 No.6326

>>6221

That'd be perfect tbh. Being able to cum deep inside of her and still have her mother you afterwards. I wonder if she could get into something like that?


 No.6330

File: c4fbfb70b9fa8ac⋯.jpg (30.87 KB, 400x344, 50:43, mog.jpg)

>>6326

> I wonder if she could get into something like that?

Of course she could, everything is possible if you mog her hard enough.

Also depends on what you mean by mothering. Cuddling and sucking on her tits, sure. She'd just see it as foreplay for the next round.

Wearing a diaper, shitting yourself, then asking her to change it - maybe not, unless your last name is Lachowski.


 No.6374

Ok, here's the plan guys:

1. Collect money and sperm donations

2. Buy a bunch of Rose's eggs

3. Create embryos using the sperm (bigger donation = more cum to be used from you)

4. Implant them in EE women (it's cheap)

5. ???

6. Some of us have Rose's babies!!!


 No.6388

>>6330

obviously the cuddling, tit sucking, maybe some lactation, general smothering would be nice. i could totally see myself falling asleep snuggled up to her whilst she gets all lovey.

shitting is really not at all what i imagined.


 No.6393

>>6388

Okay, that's relatable.

I had to ask how far you'd take it, you never know on this board.


 No.6398

>>6388

If she was taller it would be better, it would be awkward for me since I'm much taller.


 No.6399

>>6398

We'd just need a particularly long bed.


 No.6400

File: 3de9628497b60ba⋯.png (25.93 KB, 368x379, 368:379, Capture.PNG)

>>6399

Or a wider one, The floor would probably be the best bet


 No.6401

>>6400

wow ur rlly tall


 No.6402

File: 33682238f6994cd⋯.jpg (169.56 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, me-after-150mg-test.jpg)

>>6400

Or you can switch it around and let her suck your tit to keep things simple.

With some deca lactation is possible.


 No.6403

File: 888810b06ab7043⋯.jpg (39.88 KB, 776x500, 194:125, 980x-168.jpg)

I don't think it would suit me if I'm honest


 No.6404

>>6403

Let's not kid ourselves, anyone posting here would agree to much worse things if she asked nicely.


 No.6405

File: 3a57a9d6c9b7cc2⋯.png (96.55 KB, 510x371, 510:371, Untitled.png)

>>6404

True, She could probably be a mob boss if she applied herself.

This image took longer to make than I care to admit.


 No.6419

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>6405

Not exactly what I was thinking of, but still a cool idea.

She sucks at RTS though, so we'd probably all get killed on our first mission.


 No.6432

>>6404

would you let rose castrate you? do you think she'd have it in her?


 No.6438

>>6432

No, I would resist.

She would do it under duress. With the right drug cocktail, she'd bite it off clean.

You really like this castration-talk, don't you?


 No.6447

>>6438

What kind of duress? Like if she was forced to by a bud? I find it hard to believe she would bite it clean off easily regardless of her drug cocktail. I could see her biting into the penis but removing the testicles with her teeth alone? Seems more like something younger, edgier rose would do. I wonder what she would be like during the ordeal? Would she be quick, surgical and sweet or would she be slow and curious? What she would do with the severed balls I wonder too.

>You really like this castration-talk, don't you?

It intrigues me as do most things about her. It seems like a very special and intimate event if you had to. If you did have to lose them, would you want her to take them?


 No.6448

>>6447

> What kind of duress? Like if she was forced to by a bud?

Yes, that's what I had in mind.

Blue Rose was edgy but not psychotic.

> I find it hard to believe she would bite it clean off easily regardless of her drug cocktail.

Yes, she would need an exceptional bite to do that, what I really meant was that she would not need any tools on a drug frenzy. (Think experimental bath salts from China, not weed.)

> I wonder what she would be like during the ordeal?

If she was drugged, she would be like an animal.

If she was forced at gunpoint, it would be a traumatic experience for her, her hands would shake a lot and she would be constantly apologizing.

It's one thing to look at dissected animals or even gore, but performing human vivisection is way beyond that.

> What she would do with the severed balls I wonder too.

Drugged up Rose would probably eat them, sober Rose would try to ignore them.

> If you did have to lose them, would you want her to take them?

Maybe if I had lots of sperm stored at redundant locations I would go along with it, as my testosterone production is already outsourced to China.

Otherwise, I'd just go ER.


 No.6449

>>6447

If I lost mine, I would want them launched into outer space. Probably toward the ISS, for some long-awaited zero-g testicle research.


 No.6450

>>6449

Just mail them to Rose, it's the ultimate tribute.


 No.6458

>>6448

how would this bud force her tho? to perform his own castration or someone elses?

>Blue Rose was edgy but not psychotic.

would she not participate in consensual castration?

>Yes, she would need an exceptional bite to do that, what I really meant was that she would not need any tools on a drug frenzy. (Think experimental bath salts from China, not weed.)

that's crazy, just imagining her ripping at your penis and testicles with just her fingers and teeth. i bet she could do so much damage if she wanted.

>If she was forced at gunpoint, it would be a traumatic experience for her, her hands would shake a lot and she would be constantly apologizing.

that's kind of sweet actually :3 thinking of her being all gentle and sorry whilst removing your testicles. i wonder if she would actually be curious? or what would it take for her to be more enthusiastic about it?

>Drugged up Rose would probably eat them, sober Rose would try to ignore them.

is there a chance sober rose would eat them or at least keep them to remember? i can totally picture her being naturally curious especially if she thought the castration were deserved. i don't think she'd be a great cook but boiling testicles isn't exactly hard.

>Maybe if I had lots of sperm stored at redundant locations I would go along with it

i think it would be an an honour to have rose take them. a true sacrifice she would remember.


 No.6460

File: 617fd527e322a36⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 123.31 KB, 650x1200, 13:24, d0801f25065dde615787b04bcd….jpg)

>>6448

>traumatic

M8 don't lie. She'd love it given the right conditions.


 No.6463

File: 9686fd3b4f84e86⋯.jpg (16.1 KB, 250x337, 250:337, qt2.jpg)

>>6458

> how would this bud force her tho? to perform his own castration or someone elses?

Someone else's castration of course.

If you had such control over Rose, getting castrated would be the last thing on your mind.

> would she not participate in consensual castration?

She wouldn't, she'd see it as a sexual thing which it is.

Obviously, she wouldn't want to do sexual stuff with an uggo.

On the other hand, if she was attracted to you, then she just wouldn't want to ruin your balls.

> i wonder if she would actually be curious? or what would it take for her to be more enthusiastic about it?

She'd have to be detached for that to happen, i.e. she would have to see the subject as not human.

Maybe it would be possible if she was redpilled and you were a somalian or some other sub-human.

> is there a chance sober rose would eat them or at least keep them to remember? i can totally picture her being naturally curious especially if she thought the castration were deserved. i don't think she'd be a great cook but boiling testicles isn't exactly hard.

This would be relatively simple to arrange:

1. Get a job as a cook at a restaurant

2. Get your balls removed

3. Arrange free meal for Rose

Just make sure she has no idea that you're a rosebud or that your balls are on the menu.


 No.6475

>>6094

What ugly lips and jowls rose has…


 No.6476

File: 3d5d731bdf0c376⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.51 KB, 650x587, 650:587, brutal-agepill.jpg)

>>6475

Aging 101; the facial expression exaggerates it a bit.

It'll be a lot worse soon enough.

Rose's lips are okay, I'd love to suck on them.


 No.6501

>>6463

>If you had such control over Rose, getting castrated would be the last thing on your mind.

how would you know? maybe having your balls taken by rose is the ultimate sacrifice?

>She wouldn't, she'd see it as a sexual thing which it is.

>Obviously, she wouldn't want to do sexual stuff with an uggo.

>On the other hand, if she was attracted to you, then she just wouldn't want to ruin your balls.

what is remotely impure about having her deball you? even if she were attracted to me i'm sure she would at least be able to see the significance.

>She'd have to be detached for that to happen, i.e. she would have to see the subject as not human.

i'm sure she'd see a disgusting stalker as something inhuman. one can only imagine how much she has wanted to castrate or mutilate us over the years.

she probably would enjoy a testicle meat meal even if she did know what it was. alot of girls would imo.


 No.6547

File: 968c436f9ed4e67⋯.jpg (93.56 KB, 750x731, 750:731, rip.jpg)

She must feel pretty bad about the dead cripple, the clock is ticking louder than ever for her.

Maybe this will wake her up?


 No.6590

>>6547

SH was first and foremost a popularizer of science. At least to the everyday mind. To rose, being the obscurantist narcissist elitist she is, she prolly considered him a quack and a hack. At least remember her saying something to the point that he was over rated. If lots of people liked him, you can bet that she didn't.


 No.6592

>>6590

> If lots of people liked him, you can bet that she didn't.

That's not really true though, she really likes Einstein.

> At least remember her saying something to the point that he was over rated.

She was criticizing Richard Dawkins and Stephen Fry, so you're probably remembering that.


 No.6615

>>6592

No, she said that Hawking would not be treated by history too nicely, or that, in comparison to how popular he is in a contemporary setting, he will not be remembered to the same degree as Einstein, Bohr, Newton, etc. etc.

Dawkins is just a retard. And plainly so. Sam Harris level stupid and uninformed. I'm not a huge fan of Daniel Dennett but at least he did his homework and has a working sense of irony.


 No.6653

File: 5c1588662e21a18⋯.jpg (27.88 KB, 500x377, 500:377, abacus.jpg)

>>6547

>>6590

Whether or not one likes the guy, it's certainly a symbolic death for anyone with a background they associate with physics, astronomy, and the like. This is especially true if they've since moved out of academia.

You've grown up, and the fathers you once watched with such fervor are now dying before your very eyes.


 No.6655

>>6590

>>6615

She's actually right though, most of his peer reviewed papers have not been met with much acclaim at all and are not actually impressive. He simply had the pity vote and was marketed because he's a genetic pudding and he was annoying as fuck chirping in on every subject he has no idea about as an authority.


 No.6656

File: a0c041994482405⋯.png (208.6 KB, 600x842, 300:421, rope.png)

>>6655

She almost never sugarcoats, and when she does, she makes it pretty clear.

It's a breath of fresh air, normies will tell any depressed abomination that he looks good in order to keep him from roping for a few more years.

> If I find myself talking to a girl[guy] with ease, it's because I'm just fucking flirting with them. So you have to be hot - sorry - in the first place.

> I'm really glad I'm not a guy or a full on lesbo, because, Jesus Christ, is it slim pickings.

Mark is basically the male version of Rose body-wise, no wonder she knows how tough it would be.

> Umm… look around the Internet, and there are some good pickings…. but……….[you have to be good looking] I don't know. I don't know what to say, I feel sorry for you and I'm really glad I'm not you.


 No.6667

>>6273

And probably has 3 kids.


 No.6668

>>6667

In fact she has 13 kids, 5 boys and 8 girls.

She's going for the Mother's Cross of Honour.

Brb, gotta jopemaxx, its the only truth in life.


 No.6669

>>6094

Who cares? she was an overated douche to begin with… compare teenage rose to teenage iceni? whilst rose was being an edge lord sad fuck listening to whinge bag music and taking emo photos by chimneys BASED iceni was writing actually impressive political articles, see example.

https://www.speakerpolitics.co.uk/eu-brexit/184-the-eu-millenial-of-democracy

She almost seems like she is likely to become right wing late in life, truly rebelling against the cuck gotto status quo.


 No.6670

>>6669

Overrated? Sure.

Douche? Why, because she stopped talking to strangers on the Internet? I think she's very kind overall.

That girl is of higher quality in multiple ways, but if Rose was like that, we wouldn't be here.

A normal girl couldn't make such realistic girlfriend simulator videos for nerds.

How is she related to Rose?

I don't really care for women in politics to be honest, maybe if she became a writer for the Daily Stormer.


 No.6671

>>6670

she's reubans sister so cousin or something.

>maybe if she became a writer for the Daily Stormer.

shes 16/17 so plenty of time.

> I think she's very kind overall.

why delude yourself with fantasy? read the travelblog, she's a complete cunt.


 No.6672

>>6671

> why delude yourself with fantasy?

That's the last thing I want to do, I prefer the truth, especially when it's painful.

She was nasty in the literal sense, not showering for almost a week and leaving her disgusting grape seeds everywhere, but I don't really see how she was mean to other people.

Shitting on spergs and manlets (in writing) is perhaps the worst thing she did, and that's just standard normie banter.

Without bullying, I'd be sitting in a Starbucks in California, drinking soy latte.


 No.6673

>>6671

Also, thanks for letting me know about her, it's a lot easier to tell myself that there are better alternatives now that I can name at least one specific example.


 No.6674

File: 94e911b70960f46⋯.jpg (16.04 KB, 604x453, 4:3, bro.jpg)

>>6673

>>6672

>but I don't really see how she was mean to other people.

she was a cunt even to her brother, talking about she had to hold his flip flops for him and how he was "hitting on her" when he was just making jokes and simple pleasantries.

rose (from what i took from her travelblog) takes some things too seriously/closely to heart and others in a coy/diffident manner. whatever, it's probably just her solipsistic manner

>Shitting on spergs and manlets (in writing)

you mean this?

>mayan is a little 19 year old kid only marginally taller than me. "you remind me so much of my friend sophie" hey, shut up. ended up talking video games and he's okay, another round of "22???!", a lot of "you remind me of a mouse" "you look like an elf", generally he is too diminutive and 15 to get any real respect. although he'd come out with some personalised funny that caught me off guard by being actually humourous. also he doesn't drink!


 No.6678

>>6674

>talking about she had to hold his flip flops for him and how he was "hitting on her" when he was just making jokes and simple pleasantries.

fuck, how did i missed that? could you pass me a link?


 No.6685

File: ced3d65b1b69dd5⋯.gif (1.07 MB, 263x200, 263:200, 200.gif)

>>6674

Who is that male model?? A young version of Guy?

> she was a cunt even to her brother, talking about she had to hold his flip flops for him and how he was "hitting on her" when he was just making jokes and simple pleasantries.

I've looked up that post, and that's not at all what happened there.

First off, she had to hold his sunglasses.

Also, that was just another backpacker who reminded her of Guy.

He wasn't a sperg, he was just a normal guy trying to pick her up. The problem was that she was not attracted, so his attempts just annoyed her.

> you mean this?

> >mayan is a little 19 year old kid …

No, I've meant the night when the "runtiest of the litter" invited her to his apartment.

Also, when she described the autist who talked like a robot (when she interrupted him with a reply, he just repeated what he was going to say).

All of this manlet talk made me think.

Whenever I see a short girl with her boyfriend on the street, he is almost always very tall, usually taller than me.

And here we see Rose, a short girl, shitting on manlets constantly.

Is this a generally applicable pattern? It sucks hard to be a manlet.

>>6678

> fuck, how did i missed that? could you pass me a link?

Just download the rar, the file is called "13aug08.htm".




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