Obedience Demands Sacrifice

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Obedience Demands Sacrifice ☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:14:09 2fc242 No.71

You are a soldier of Hitler.

Hitler tells you to give him your testicle so he has two again.

Do you obey the Führer?

Post last edited at 08/29/15 (Sat) 16:34:38

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:15:08 2fc242 No.72

also please put your replies with

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as if this was ms DOS

i will write an amazing adventure for you guys

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:21:56 c71965 No.73

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:41:43 2fc242 No.74

>no

as you defiantly deny the führer your left testicle, he begins shouting strange phrases in german

"es ist zeit fur sauberung!"

you quickly realise you are fucked. there is a door west of you. there is a door south of you. there is a führer north of you. there is the SS east of you

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:43:06 8af4a3 No.75

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head east yelling "ICH BIN DAS JUDEN!"

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:47:34 2fc242 No.76

>head east yelling "ICH BIN DAS JUDEN!"

the SS ready their MAUSER C96's, but instead of sending you to an early trip to hell, one of them fires the führer straight through the other testicle. they begin to fill him with holes, untill he dissapates.

"hallo kameraad. kom met ons mee!" they say with a JEWISH accent, and they head for the (SOUTH) door.

THe new room opens up to you. it's a harem, filled with sexy females

there is a latino east of you
there is a brunette north of you
there is the SS behind your back south of you
there is a gangbang of blonde teens in schoolskirts west of you

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:48:58 77748f No.77

head due west, komrade

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:51:00 2fc242 No.78

>head due west, komrade

as the schoolgirls let out cries of joy at the sight of neanderthal you approaching, something begins to feel amiss.

why is the SS watching you, instead of picking their own? You cast a glance behidn your back, and they are no longer there. As you look at the females again, they simply wait there, smiling at you

escape from sex is south, east and west from you
sex is north from you

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:52:29 8af4a3 No.79

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>head north, and pull out your mauser and open fire into the schoolkids

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 22:53:22 2fc242 No.80

>head north, and pull out your mauser and open fire into the schoolkids

you soon realize you don't have a mauser. except if that was an euphanism for your one eyed willy.

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 23:05:06 8af4a3 No.81

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>head north, and start throwing out uppercuts like its going out of fashion

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 23:16:13 2fc242 No.82

>head north, and start throwing out uppercuts like its going out of fashion

those sexy girls get their faced rebuilt as it were. damn son, you must be christian. GOTT MIT UNS as they say.

as the upskirted wenches run around only to fall prey to your fist, you soon realize the latino and brunette are gone, just like the SS. there are four doors in this room now, if you don't count the bodies.

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 23:23:58 88db5e No.83

>Head towards the nearest door with your bloodlust not yet sated, force echoing throughout the halls as you strut your strut of terror-inducing walking.

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 23:27:11 2fc242 No.84

>Head towards the nearest door with your bloodlust not yet sated, force echoing throughout the halls as you strut your strut of terror-inducing walking.

you're a fprce of impecceble (or something) anger, cutting through waves of whores in the next room. it is dimply lit, but you stomp through it all the same. boom. you go THROUGH the next door, arriving outside. you are in berlin, germany, 1944. (they tell you this with the white text entering the date on every documentary ok )

your fellow jewish german people are marching through the streets, celebrating hitler's death

there is one more whore alive

there is a door behind you

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 23:31:34 88db5e No.85

Snatch people from the celebratory parade, and snap their necks in the alleyways. They do have alleyways around here, right? Ah well, it doesn't matter. All that matters is the sacrifices.

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 23:35:21 2fc242 No.86

>Snatch people from the celebratory parade, and snap their necks in the alleyways. They do have alleyways around here, right? Ah well, it doesn't matter. All that matters is the sacrifices.

For some reason, you feel as if you are neither good or bad. you just want to kill people. curse them for taking part in this war, curse them for celebrating the death of DAS FÜHRER. you never got to read your poem about his mustache anyway…

After having snapped a few dozen, you are confronted by the juden police. you are under arrest

there is an asshole cop infront of you. there are three to your sides. there is a pile of neck-snapped bodies behind you

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 23:35:56 88db5e No.87

>Discuss your combat potency with them, given the fact that you snapped all of those necks and aren't even fatigued. If that fails to intimidate them, activate BERSERKER RAGE.

☠ 10/27/14 (Mon) 23:44:39 2fc242 No.88

>Discuss your combat potency with them, given the fact that you snapped all of those necks and aren't even fatigued. If that fails to intimidate them, activate BERSERKER RAGE.

"Sprich, uber meinen kampfkraft.."

"LEDERHOSEN"

they open fire. you are utterly blasted to shreds before "BERSERK" even begins to play in your head.

as you fall through the world, you realize, this shouldn't be. you are the hero, you should survive

but no, you are dead

good thing resurrection is a thing, right?

with all the contradiction in the universe, you are brought back to life.

In the dimly lit room you find yourself in, herr Adolf Hitler stands. You have been honored to offer your testicle for his surgery.

What do you do?

compliment ☠ 10/28/14 (Tue) 00:25:23 77748f No.89

>thank him for killing hitler, then RIGHT HOOK HIM

☠ 10/28/14 (Tue) 00:24:21 ce16a0 No.90

I would.

I want to please mein fuhrer.

☠ 10/28/14 (Tue) 00:32:59 2fc242 No.91

>thank him for killing hitler, then RIGHT HOOK HIM

I remind myself I need to read up a bit

>I would.

>I want to please mein fuhrer.

You commend yourself to gott. The pain is unbearable but you do it for his german love.

And with the power of two testicles, Hitler applauds as loud as anyone when Goebells finishes his Total War speech (???). Hitler will have the power of invincibility. Hitler will defeat brittain and france on the frontlines. And the USA will get wrecked!

World domination is at hand for Hitler. Do you stand by him, as he goes to shake your hand?

☠ 10/28/14 (Tue) 00:46:44 2fc242 No.92

last post of the night gn

☠ 10/28/14 (Tue) 12:52:52 8af4a3 No.93

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>yell "FUR DEUTSCHLND! FUR DIE REICH! SIEG HEIL!" and shake his hand

☠ 10/28/14 (Tue) 15:27:19 2fc242 No.94

>yell "FUR DEUTSCHLND! FUR DIE REICH! SIEG HEIL!" and shake his hand

You shake his hand, yet you can't express your love for him with words as the traitor SS behind you punches a hole through your head with their MAUSER C96

dead again. third save:::

The ground is red, the buildings are decorated red, and the sky is blue. (hehe)

You awaken in Bloodhoof Village.

you are "Burgmüller", a tauren warrior. you think your name is clever and/or funny, but no one seems to realize the reference.

you are equipped in the warlord's pvp gear, the best gear for one of your level (60).

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