I'm gonna fucking do it.
Monday, I'll see this girl.
I look better than me but she's the cutest thing on Earth.
I'll ask her out. I never did before and I believe it won't work but I'll keep the contact and I'll keep asking her, over and over, she will surrender eventually.
She's as kissless as I am. I guess nobody ever asked her out before. She's not ugly, she's just… Low standard. Yet she's single and I love her more than anything.
I'm gonna fucking do it.
I'm a higher standard than her. Like way higher.
I'm won't even take her to a date. I'll slowly whisper shit into her hear and look at her in her fucking eyes. She will be confused and she will not know what to do. She will eventually say yes.
Fuck it.