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Unwelcome to /salt/ Thraktor ## Board Moderator 09/19/14 (Fri) 20:03:17 No.17[Reply]

This board now has a banner!
It's bad just like you.
Welcome to /salt/, this is a place to be salty, share salty stories, or make people who are pretending to be salty actually salty. Enjoy your stay.

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Anonymous 09/19/14 (Fri) 20:32:53 No.20

>>19
:^) have a nice day

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Anonymous 11/30/15 (Mon) 23:54:45 No.163 [Reply]

Greetings /salt/!

after you're done discussing salty things, why not come over and check out a promising new board >>>/brownpill/

Anonymous 04/14/16 (Thu) 15:43:51 No.164

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Anonymous 10/22/14 (Wed) 07:31:31 No.98 [Reply]

its all shit fuck everything

Anonymous 10/25/14 (Sat) 16:49:52 No.99

> being a British woman

Anonymous 10/25/14 (Sat) 16:50:29 No.100

>>99
>putting a space after maymay arrows

Anonymous 10/28/14 (Tue) 22:47:30 No.103

>>100
>being this shitty

Anonymous 10/30/15 (Fri) 09:40:12 No.162

>>100

First ever dubs on this board and it goes to this cunt

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Anonymous 11/15/14 (Sat) 04:51:13 No.121 [Reply]

I fucking hate people who let their dogs lick their babies in the fucking mouth. You stupid fucking piece of shit, that dumbass dog literally fucking licks the shit off of his own asshole, and then you're going to fucking let that same membrane touch your baby on the FUCKING MOUTH? YOU STUPID SHIT. YOUR BABY IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE WITH VIRUSES AND DOG-ASS WORMS YOU UNBELIEVABLE IMBECILE.

Fool 11/18/14 (Tue) 04:59:45 No.122

>>121
Guess what Mr. Fagtastic, if kids are overprotected they never develop proper intestinal flora in the first place and their immune system also sucks shit, babbies have insane regenerative and healing capabilities due to their rapid growth and different hormones, so fuck off asswipe.

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 08:10:36 No.124

>>122
You fucking faggot, parasites aren't something that you can just build up an immunity to. Piece of shit

Anonymous 11/22/14 (Sat) 07:05:14 No.128

>>122
Looks like dipshit here doesn't know what the fuck worms are, do you want to fucking pick worms out of your child's asshole while he has less food to digest you shitter?

Anonymous 10/29/15 (Thu) 13:10:59 No.161

>>121

There's a reason why dirty gypsies live longer than most of us pampered educated middle classers.

And it ain't because they're fit.

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Anonymous 09/25/14 (Thu) 05:22:52 No.54 [Reply]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how bad are you?

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Anonymous 10/02/14 (Thu) 03:55:49 No.72

>>70
Shit this guy's so bad he doesn't even get the joke

Anonymous 10/04/14 (Sat) 22:44:23 No.75

>>72
I wish I was that bad

Anonymous 10/09/14 (Thu) 00:34:28 No.76

>>75
>thinks he's not as bad

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 08:13:40 No.126

I'm so bad I peeled out into an intersection and stalled in the street.

In an automatic

Anonymous 09/14/15 (Mon) 06:45:06 No.160

>>54

>how mad are you?

Fixed that for you ::^^))

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Anonymous 07/12/15 (Sun) 13:07:02 No.158 [Reply]

This is nice board.

Anonymous 07/27/15 (Mon) 16:28:14 No.159

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Fuck you

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Worst neighbor I've had so far Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 08:59:36 No.154 [Reply]

SON OF A BITCH

So I get a notice for excessive noise from this old woman who is my new upstairs neighbor. Apparently she's been stomping around in an attempt to stop me from making what she describes is a loud rumbling that's coming from her floor.

I ain't fucking doing it though. IN FACT I'm particularly quiet and always wear heaphones and all my electronics are all pretty damn quiet.

So I approach her in an attempt to explain that I am not making the noise, but would be glad to help her get the rest she needs by finding the sound. So far, I stayed up all night and no luck hearing this noise. From what it sounds like it could either be loud music or a machine. Although… she might be crazy because I asked her neighbors and they both said they can't hear anything like that. The hell?

Anyways she started stomping around again FUCKING UP MY OWN SWEET SILENCE and won't respond to me anymore. I help this bitch and all she does is spite me by claiming I'm a liar with no proof. I swear if this bitch continues, I'll be submitting a counter complaint. Any better ideas?

Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 02:20:14 No.155

scream at her till she goes deaf

Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 04:35:14 No.157

Stab her twice

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Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 13:48:53 No.156 [Reply]

I think this board's mascot should be Salty Joe.

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Anonymous 10/01/14 (Wed) 21:39:12 No.69 [Reply]

What the fuck Tumblr, fucking hypocrits everywhere, i just want to see the fucking waifu art, but oh, you and your FUCKING morals have to come to my fucking eye every second, i can't leave because i have too many friends that want me to stay in this fucking hypocrit shithole, no really, people are all like "We accept everyone!" but when it's about incest or pedophiles, they lose their fucking shit, it doesn't make any fucking sense and i hate it, i mean, what the fuck is wrong with pedophiles and lolicon that don't rape children? What the FUCK man, i hate all these double standards, i just want people to be honest to me, no more fucking beautiful lies about feminist bullshit, when a girl is in trouble on Tumblr, the fucking army comes in to help her, but when a guy is having the same problem, it's just fucking "fuckboy" this, "fuckboy" that, god damnit man, i wish i could just go away, but my friends mean too much for me, fuck

Anonymous 10/02/14 (Thu) 03:56:52 No.73

>>>/tumblr/ :^)

Anonymous 10/17/14 (Fri) 02:47:30 No.83

Op, did you fuck your son in a dress?

Anonymous 10/20/14 (Mon) 00:32:19 No.90

>>83
I'm pretty sure you have it mixed up, op was fucked by his dad in a dress

Anonymous 10/20/14 (Mon) 00:34:11 No.91

>>69
It's okay op, you'll feel better when you stop being a teenager

Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 08:42:18 No.152

Just leave tumblr you fucking moron.

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yiff Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 16:19:30 No.149 [Reply]

hey /salt/
which Pokémon would you fuck?

Anonymous 03/18/15 (Wed) 07:27:48 No.151

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Most definitely geodude

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Anonymous 12/05/14 (Fri) 16:57:09 No.136 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfc1MRVmJYs
>NO EMBEDDING
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT YOU SHIT MOD I'M SO FUCKING SALTY JESUS CHRIST

Anonymous 12/09/14 (Tue) 05:28:37 No.137

Embedded content is for fags and jump scares

Anonymous 03/03/15 (Tue) 04:12:28 No.150

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>>137
Go choke on a dick, you shitlicking faggot.

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Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 15:10:10 No.146 [Reply]

that movie sucked

i can't believe someone's made a whole board for it

Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 04:17:54 No.147

WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE ALL MAD AND DISAPPOINTED?

Anonymous 02/09/15 (Mon) 03:25:06 No.148

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>>146
OH SHIT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT

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FUCKING TURN SIGNALS Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 18:51:23 No.127 [Reply]

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH PEOPLE DRIVING AND WHY CANT THEY USE FUCKING BLINKERS?

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Anonymous 12/18/14 (Thu) 02:46:13 No.141

>>140
Fucking evil.

Anonymous 01/01/15 (Thu) 22:43:36 No.142

You are now blinking manually.

Anonymous 01/05/15 (Mon) 07:50:30 No.143

>>142
I… fuck, that's extremely sly

Anonymous 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:34:45 No.144

>>143
>sly
are you fucking 90 or something?

Anonymous 01/15/15 (Thu) 19:23:59 No.145

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>>144
>he didn't say "OMG LOL U TROLLED ME 10/10"
>complaining about sly
fuck off back to facebook normalfag

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Anonymous 12/05/14 (Fri) 16:47:10 No.135 [Reply]

THIS BOARD IS SO FUCKING SLOW YOU FAGGOTS
I BET YOU WON'T EVEN CONTINUALLLY POST IN THIS THREAD UNTIL IT REACHES BUMP LIMIT
YOU'LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES INSTEAD

Anonymous 12/12/14 (Fri) 19:34:15 No.138

What a worthless thread, kill yourself.

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Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 01:35:16 No.52 [Reply]

wow jesus CHRIST. THE FUCKING CUTEST LOLI WAS A PSYCHO, NO GOOD GREAT, AMAZING, FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. IM GOING TO GO RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OUT, THANKS THE WALKING DEAD, FUCKING THANK YOU, NO REALLY PLEASE JUST CUT MY BALLS OFF ALREADY

Anonymous 10/17/14 (Fri) 04:13:55 No.85

>>52
>actually being a fucking pedophile
>watching fucking 3DPD
>not even good shows
>calling 3DPD a "loli", basically even worse than being a pedophile in the first place
>not even appreciating yandere
Wow kill yourself.

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 08:12:28 No.125

>>85
>appreciating yandere
Fucking die