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File: 2a69486051e8aaa⋯.jpg (465.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1482767687310.jpg)

 No.3599[Reply]

Discuss scanners here.

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 No.3613

Not sure what's wrong with you people. There's nothing to discuss. The scanners are long gone.


 No.3615

>>3601

Alaskan birds?


 No.3616

File: c9638ce415a33df⋯.gif (294.27 KB, 500x352, 125:88, 1341003430673.gif)

>>3615

>Alaskan

Oh shi


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File: a19c9c33c3fb27d⋯.jpg (111.63 KB, 858x536, 429:268, Nadezda-Bazhina-2_2302654k.jpg)

 No.3608[Reply]

My memory is getting all weird. I forget things all the time even WHILE I'm thinking about them. Has my brain reached maximum capacity or something?

 No.3609

File: b10468f7e5dbf9d⋯.png (387.04 KB, 638x524, 319:262, frog.png)

>>3608

It is the automated electronic harassment.

They zap our brains in regular intervals and we usually notice when trying to think or trying to fall asleep.

This is part of how these vampires steal our thoughts and sap our life energy.

At the time when these brain zaps became really annoying about half a year ago, I was looking up an underground train connection, and I couldn't select the destination train station but only the "automatic toilet" at that station.

I interpreted it this way, the torture and disposing of me are automated now.


 No.3614

holy shit, are you copying me? the same happens to me bro!




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 No.3579[Reply]

Why did it have to be this way? Why am I such a mess? Why are the gods so into spreading misery and ruin to specific individuals and why are they so into making things so bad that not even they can fix things? Is it supposed to be funny? Do we exist solely to be walking comedies for the rest of the world to laugh at?

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 No.3591

I cannot be party to this torture of these vulnerable subjects any longer.

I am out.

Sorry.


 No.3592

Hey scanners, its Austin it would be nice to hear from you online instead of just in my head


 No.3595

>>3591

If only the gods themselves were so conscientious.


 No.3597

>>3595

the scanners aren't gods they are fallen angels.

unless you know something i dont.

but to me they said they are angels.


 No.3598

>>3597

Most definitely was not referring to scanners




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 No.3357[Reply]

can i meet friends now?

whats the truth regarding you scanners?

do you really possess the power to control the world around me?

why do you do it to me?

why am i the only one who notices that?

what is your bigger goal, scanners?

why do you assimilate everyone who is on my side?

is it true that i will meet my future girlfriend 1 day after ww3 begins?

please give me finally some answer /scanner/s, instead of removing this. grant me some insight.

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 No.3578

>>3577

it feels like i am almost breaking through to something. it feels like i can sense the future. i just need a few more and i can fully utilize it.

thats what it feels like.


 No.3589

File: 588b8a6b22adaf9⋯.jpg (124.82 KB, 1375x749, 1375:749, 1470974299536.jpg)

>hanz has been lying about being a virgin this whole time

>he's been having man sex for years


 No.3593

>>3589

thats wrong. i never did anything gay anymore after that. that was just when i was VERY young and didnt know what i was doing.

i am still a virgin.


 No.3594

Can we discuss dejavues more?

I too have been having a lot of them recently and feel like I can get them to last longer (tens of seconds rather than a couple of seconds) by defocussing my thoughts, as soon I think too much about it they evaporate, like trying to remember a dream.


 No.3596

>>3594

I'm the same way. The fact that you can dilate your focus to make them last longer is always kind of disturbing and surreal but it's just a knee-jerk reaction for me to do it when the deja vus happen.

My life in general is something of constant unease but the thought of being trapped in it, in an ever-repeating loop is its own sort of unique bleakness.




File: 71fb5eef959799d⋯.png (196.18 KB, 284x259, 284:259, primarch pence.png)

 No.3376[Reply]

I came here from 4chan /pol/ to tell you that you all need to seek professional help.

 No.3378

Also quit spamming our board with your schizo nonsense, Hans.


 No.3381

>>3378

im afraid that proves impossible.


 No.3382

>>3381

While the mods are asleep, sure.




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