Okay /sci/ bros, I've done a little bit of research and this is what I've found out:
Global Population: 7.4 Billion
Lifetime Consumption of Food: 35000 KG
Global Average Life Expectancy: 68.5 years
Mass of Sun: 1.989 × 10^30 KG (1,989,900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)
Where do I go from here?