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fd6159 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /scp/, a board to discuss SCP Foundation creepypasta/weird fiction writing site.

Disclaimer
This board is in no way affiliated with the SCP Foundation in any official capacity. The opinions and information posted here in no way reflect the opinions and content of the SCP Foundation website in any way, shape or form.

What this is:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation

Rules
1. If you're gonna shitpost, do it creatively.
2. NSFW content in spoilers.
3. Roleplay/quest threads are acceptable, but please tag them as such.
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e8a335 No.64

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there?"

"SCP-055."

"SCP-055 who?"

I forgot the rest of the joke.


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f43cf7 No.113[Reply]

When dealing with SCP-173, why not just blink one eye at a time?

41872e No.114

BEcause some faggot made it a rule where you can't do that, which is stupid


7f3bf7 No.117

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You'd get tired of that shit really quick.

Then 173 be like "imma huggin ur naeck!!!1!!1"


0cf4db No.125

because blinking both eye is an automatic action

while blinking one eye at a time require concious effort and you are bound to fuck it up eventually.



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b482b8 No.120[Reply]

You have been visited by the moot of Dead Boards

If you are reading this message brave board traveler, then heed the following instruction;

Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you repost this thread to 1 or more other dead board(s)

a37939 No.124

>tfw all the boards about things i like are dead as fuck



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de4839 No.17[Reply]

So can it be generally agreed upon that an SCP did this.
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896304 No.27

>>26
It's a big lizard.

c2731f No.36

You think I don't know that?

ea3364 No.102

Addendum: After showing SCP-239 the opening of 'The Dark Knight Rises', [DATA EXPUNGED]. Foundation personnel are currently investigating reports of big guys in the les Bains area…. For you.

3a838e No.112

>>27

For you


0cc0cf No.123

>Dr Bright, I'm SCP.



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422def No.122[Reply]

I got a SCP I FOD CALIGLA SCP SCP SCP SS SAVE CALIGLA PLEASE


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06dbcf No.121[Reply]

[DATA REDACTED]


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968e1b No.37[Reply]

It's been proven

bab2f8 No.119

If a pony said it, it must be true.



a20c36 No.115[Reply]

This board is so dead, we don't let 447-2 touch it.

Discuss.

b9e175 No.116

Kek no one cares about the board anymore I guess. Most people are fags who thinks mot a feminist= manchuld


9084ec No.118

>116

1) lurn2spel, scrub

2) Half of the world's population is female. Pretty sure it's only fair to treat them like actual fukken people and not, like, meat.



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615e0e No.22[Reply]

check em
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615e0e No.72

>>70
i bet you cant triforce either

6d71d5 No.81

I have no idea where he is supposed to be pointing, OP.

2e0662 No.82

It's SCP-1959. Not a shitpost, just an astronaut.

ca98b4 No.88

>>22
nice repeating digits

f154fd No.111

>>22

>>88

good job



f07b2a No.103[Reply]

Time is an illusion. Life is an illusion. Reality is an illusion. We live in a meaningless universe.Time is an illusion. Life is an illusion. Reality is an illusion. We live in a meaningless universe.Time is an illusion. Life is an illusion. Reality is an illusion. We live in a meaningless universe.Time is an illusion. Life is an illusion. Reality is an illusion. We live in a meaningless universe.FUCK FEMINISM Time is an illusion. Life is an illusion. Reality is an illusion. We live in a meaningless universe.Time is an illusion. Life is an illusion. Reality is an illusion. We live in a meaningless universe.Time is an illusion. Life is an illusion. Reality is an illusion. We live in a meaningless universe.

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f07b2a No.106

>>105

>Implying anyone against women's rights (not the same as equal rights, which is egalitarianism) hates women and thinks they owe all men sex

k then


7b7fbe No.107

>> 106

From Google, mate:

feminism- the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

"Egalitarianism" literally means jack shit in that context, son.


f07b2a No.108

>>107

>Egalitarianism is the thought of equality for all

>Feminism is the advocacy for women's rights

>Women in the US get to choose parenthood, get the child in almost all custody cases, and can vote without signing the draft

Heightening women's rights in this context seems like a bad idea (except in countries where its NEEDED, such as third world countries where women are ACTUALLY oppressed.


11b01c No.109

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>>106


f07b2a No.110

>>109

Oh god, I don't care whose side you're on or what you think about whatever, but that gif is hilarious.



8d1e6e No.90[Reply]

It seems the Resurrection canon or project or whatever the hell you want to call it is engendering a helluva lot of arguing on the site.

What do you think, anons? Is it a new direction for the site? A shitty circlejerk of the highest order that's putting us on the wrong path?
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b2ff62 No.96

Yeah, this fucking extreme feminism is out of god damn control. I was in 19 with all these total periody bitches talking about feelings or ponies or whatever (I wasn't listening), and I was telling them what posers they were for pretending to get into SCP when everybody knows that containing shit is for /bros/ and /bro-related accessories/, and that everyone knows that girls who get into SCP are only doing it because we quit paying attention to them because of their bitchy periody ways and they need to go back to just fawning over all the basketball players because that's who they really want to pay attention to unless they have a project due and then suddenly they want to be with SCP bro dudes so we can do all their work but other than that it's just basketball people and they don't even touch your dick when we ask nice. IT'S KONDRAKI AND CLEF, NOT BRITTANY AND STEPH, PERIODY BITCHES.

b2ff62 No.97

>>96: Holy shit, dude who's a different person than me and not the same person as me, you're the fuck right. My rights are being wicked oppressed by this estrogen and liberalism. It makes me so mad, I just want to go commit acts of violence against women and then listen to the lawyer that my parents pay for talk about why it's their fault for not sleeping with me. That'll make me feel better.

63938a No.99

So yeah, back to our regularly scheduled programming, you fucking retards.

Resurrection project.

d62064 No.100

I like Ressurection so far, but one tale of it, written by Clef I think, too lazy to look up the name, seemed a bit too similar to lolfoundation for me.

100 get, bitches.

53d0e8 No.104

>>95 No, I have barley any respect for them since I like grains. Barley is the ultimate compliment from me. (It was a typo :p) And I'm not Onion I swear. I posted an image of the guy who landed the probe on the comet wearing his shirt and talking about how people complained about his fucking shirt and I got kicked for it. And when I said the end abuse campaign was dumb since people should earn your respect I got kicked for "Not even remotely appropriate." So fuck the admins and mods. If you were there, you know who I am.



6b91cc No.83[Reply]

"is teh foundation rael?"

That's what some kids in the chatrooms always want to know. Always asking, "are these real?" And the Staff, the ops, they're on top of it, "No, we made them up. Skips aren't real." Meanwhile, I'm just thinking back to the recovery mission for 173. Six men dead before we figured out we couldn't stop looking at that goddamn statue. "Object Class: Euclid," my ass. I've seen more dumb D-Class get their necks snapped because of that thing than I've ever seen 682 breaches. Of course, the pictures are fake. 173 doesn't look like "Untitled 2004," a big fetus thing, any more than 682 is a dead beluga whale. No, it looks like Julius Goddamn Caesar. I don't know why the Aussies made it; it sure as hell ain't gonna make them cool. No, I think it was a weapon, just to fuck with us if we ever found their studio, which we did.

So I just let the chat operators do their thing, day after day, telling everyone that skips aren't real, not saying a word? Why? Because no one on the wiki's staff is in on it. Most of the writers aren't, either. No, there's only one or two people on our Task Force.

See, it's meant to be therapy. I took a piece of shrapnel in… Some fucking desert, I don't know. They botched the amnestics after they patched me up, missed a few details. So me and a couple other college-educated agents, no longer fit for field duty, take a couple hours each day, and pretend that it's all fiction, that none of this is possible.

It's probably the most successful misinformation program the Foundation has implemented to date.

Of course, I'm posting this on fucking 8chan. Who the fuck will believe this, besides lunatics?

I guess this just means I'm good at my job. Ain't that some shit?

51d423 No.98

You seem dissatisfied with your job.

1c90e7 No.101

so is teh fundashun rael den


a44f45 No.38[Reply]

SCP-2001
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Attempts to contain SCP-2001 in standard reinforced concrete cells has proven futile due to its anomalous properties. The use of titanium telekill diamond [REDACTED] containers is being considered, pending [DATA EXPUNGED] engineering staff.

Description: SCP-2001 is jet fuel that can melt steel beams.

151e64 No.51

Okay, that's just ridiculous. That can't happen. Downvoted.

e29eef No.89

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>>38
>Jet fuel that can melt steel beams


2f064e No.86[Reply]

Nobody likes the SCP series. Discuss.

d7c6cb No.87

Nobody likes Nobody puns. Nobody wants more of them, but Nobody has no say in the matter.


a387cc No.76[Reply]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/940/096/964.png
Oh god I'm dying of laughter right now

b0f402 No.78

1 What does this have to do with SCP quack quack?
2 Are they making fun of extreme feminism, or feminism in general quack quack?

a387cc No.84

>>78
1.Doesn't matter, we can talk about whatever we want. Hence all the Jet fuel steel beams posts.
2. Extreme feminism, although Egalitarianism > Feminism.

d0dcdc No.85

>>78
I'm sorry, is the lack of rules and regulations for quality content posting getting to ya?


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