Greetings, fellow scallywags. I'm just gonna cut to the chase here, I've got no flippin' clue what VPNs to consider using fer me looting trips, or which ones aren't utter trash. Everywhere I go, there's another wooden-smiled swindler trying to convince me to rent their VPN to ride out into the tumultuous seas, claiming it'll keep me safe from the copyright-obsessed horrors of the deep seas that threaten to swallow me whole if they catch me. I swear, feels like I've searched the whole Seven Seas for a good one by now, and found nothin' but lies and false hope waitin' for me.
My whole problem is, I've got absolutely no clue what VPNs are hole-ridden canoes that'll fall apart 5 feet from the dock, which ones are designed to stop working and tell everyone about yer thieving exploits the moment the sharks show up, and which ones are actually-half-decent and hard to spot from a good ways off. Rather than takin' me chances and gamblin' me doubloons on the promises of random snake-oil salesmen, I figured I'd take the wiser option and ask me fellow scurvy dogs which VPNs they trust to carry them all the way to the booty and back again without being sighted.
So, let's all have at it then. Which VPNs can a prospectin' pirate actually trust his booty and his life with, and which ones should be kicked off the docks with an anchor tied to them like the trash they truly are? Tell yer fellow pirates who's good on their word and deserves the doubloons they request, and who's a back-bitin' snake to be avoided at all costs.