>it be the year 2050
>wake up to the sound of sea rocking against me ship
>still laying in bed, call on the ship program
>10/10 hologram of loli pirate waifu appears, offers me to have sex
>bodaciously deny and ask for today's news
>flustered and pouting, she lists them: moot committing suicide, ISIS disbanding, steam going bankrupt…
>stop her there
>ask about steam
>she mentions how steam was at the last straws and how their marketing strategy of lowering DLC, paid mods and paid bugfxes' prices by 75% failed miserably and gabe newell's grandson admitted his bankruptcy
>laugh and start giving the finishing touches to me game before releasing it to the eagerly awaiting fans completely for free
>check how long it be left to reach the coast, still have some time
>open up the latest game, a solid mix of of action and RTS with the added freedom of playing with characters that clearly break several copyright laws
>play for a while, have breakfast, check the newest subthread on redchanit, free of rulecuckery in any way shape or form
>we arrived to the newly formed african city state
>me and me crew dock
>reach the local authorities and offer to teach them how to use the latest models of plastic printers
>they're thankful and give us food in exchange, which we happily take
>it takes about a week for us to teach them the ins and outs of using the tool
>during that time a native girl falls in love with me pirate charms, and I happily oblige her back
>the day comes for us to leave, she runs after me, begs me to take her with me in broken english
>tell her I would like to, but women on a ship are bad luck
>"b-but…pirate girl…"
>that be a robot darling, she isn't a real girl, unlike you
>leave on the ship with me crew containing their laughters
>promise her that I'll meet her soon and she's the only one in me life
>she cries and waves back
>mfw I tell that at every port I'm at
>mfw communists, nazis, libertarians hate me
>mfw I do it for free
>mfw I take it for free
>mfw freedom