/scurv/ - Vidya Pirating

So ya scurvy dogs, why be it that me game crashes whenst I change from Franklin t'Mike in the midst of the FIB heist? It happens purdy much 100% of the time after pickin' up the getaway car.

>>5501

Are ye usin' Update 4 + 3DM v4?

Tips:

Block the exe's internet connection with the firewall.

Turn landin' page on.

Open and leave open GTAVLauncher.exe while playin' the game usin' just launcher.exe, or else ye will crash when coverin' and enterin' cars.

Get the latest update and crack, don't execute the chinese exe as it's not necessary.

Online for pirates will take some time, it will not be cracked in a few months.

Don't buy the game as $60 be not worthy and online be not good. I would either just play the pirated version or buy it at half price when on sale.

Accept that the game be not san andreas, and should be treated differently, instead of the story there's more emphasis on AI reactions to yer actions in the world, multiple characters, wildlife, other minigames, and roamin' around explorin' the scenery or drivin' around relaxed.

>>5556

Yarrr, what be this landin' page yer spittin' 'bout?

>>5556

And also, I be findin' a purdy good deal at the Green Man Gamin' harbor that sells this booty fer 46 doubloons!

>>5601

look in the game settings

>>5615

Whilst the game is-a runnin'?

Is anyone havin' problems passin' the first mission where Michael has to reposses a motorbike from a Vagos gangember? Once the gunshots start, it seems the game be prone to freezin' at any moment.

DirectX 11 be shity on this game.

AND Rockstar are some real greedy motherfuckers for bannin' anyone who decides to mod the game in single player.

>>5553

Link to this update? Findin' a legit one between all the turds be exhausting.

Also, does anyone has a link for some good mods in this game?

>>5556

>>AI reactions to yer actions in the world,

Fuck, the police in this game has some shit-tier AI. It's like they telepathically know every single one of yer movements. It's annoyin' gettin' a wanted level when ye punched a NPC on a mountain, far away from the city.

I gots a problem with the first Solomon mission, where it crashes as I try to get onto the helibird.

Can someone be sharin' the latest krakens and updates and what-have-ye? It be awfully difficult to keep up with this mess.

>>5620

Aye. I took an NPC towards a back alley where barely any be there and even after beatin' the fuck out of the NPC the police still knew where I am.

The game be open for moddin' and I might get into moddin' later on just to re-tweak the AI and change a couple of things.

>>5620

better than the 360 version, the cops were clueless and ye could eliminate 5 stars just by drivin' out to the middle of the dessert

Just crashed when pickin' up the armored muscle car.

>>5620

I agree that the police searchin' for ye in this game needs to be worked on. I mean, I want hard difficulty cops chasin' me, or else it would be boring. But yes, it's silly when they chase ye on a fuckin' mountain, or when ye hide really well. I wish that they would only find ye if ye would leave traces, such as broken fences or such, then they would know yer location.

But other than that I really love how funny it be to interact with the AI, swearin' at them, them callin' the police on ye for harrasin' them, or takin' pictures of yer cool car. Or when ye sit too long in a group or take pictures of people everyone moves away from you. If ye follow women they will move slightly faster, it's funny. And to go on a rampage with a hammer or somethin' like that. In GTA IV and san andreas the AI be not that interesting, but I do admit it had a better soundtrack, and another story.

I enjoy all gta games, and since me views aren't tainted by the jewery of rockstar since the price and support be ridiculous, I can really appreciate the effort put into GTA V

>>5633

Go to the ports of Shanghai, where the fine ship Juarez be docked, and search their chests for booty: http://bt.3dmgame.com/

>>5678

The sound designers did a bloody amazin' job in V. Every little sound effect be spot on.

The only trouble that I have with the AI be that sometimes its aim be absurdly good.

Too many of the cars are fuckin' slow. Michael's Audi in particular be fat, slow, and boring. Like Michael!

>>5687

>Michael's Audi in particular be fat, slow, and boring. Like Michael!

Hey, I didn't thought of that, but now that ye mentioned it…

This blasted game still be broken t' hell! I cannae even continue the bloomin' story without me game crashin' like the waves of a storm crashin' against me hull! If'n ye want some insight onto me installation, I have Update 4 and kraken 4 as per this m80's mention! >>5553

>>5714

Yarrr, so, it be the Mr. Richards mission that be causin' me all the hubbub and whatnot. As soon as I try t' get onto the whirly bird, it be given me an error and freezes!

Aaaaand I can't do any missions without crashing!

>>5501

Had the same problem usin' update 3 I think it was, so I installed update 4. Well it fixed the crashin' but it fucked up the game so much (can't shoot full automatics properly, gun attachments actin' weird as fuck…) so I uninstalled it (tried revertin' to update 3 but no luck.) I'm now downloadin' update 5.

>>5723

Which re-pack ye be usin'? Should I be avoidin' the 35GB versions?

>>5729

The one I'm currently downloadin' be "Salet Productions"

https://kickass.to/gta-5-grand-theft-auto-v-update-5-2015-repack-t10593275.html

I don't know shit about the different repackers honestly but it looks alright.

>Should I be avoidin' the 35GB versions?

Well, do ye want longer install times or download times? I don't think it really makes a difference apart from those two things.

>>5732

No the same guy, but I be lookin' for a link, thanks.

My hook and pegleg are a bit rusty…hope I can still do everythin' properly. Does it have a readme file?

>>5735

>Does it have a readme file?

Yes but ye probably won't need it.

Also here's a 35GB version of update 5 if anyone cares.

https://kickass.to/rg-mechanics-presents-grand-theft-auto-v-dlc-repack-multi11-t10606466.html

All right. So I be havin' the update v2 of the 3DM version, and it crossed me mind; can ye play online in any way, shape, or form? And if that be impossible, can ye dogs direct me to a way ye can "fake" online? See, I be wantin' to customize me character, not have me cars despawnin' every time I turn around, and generally get all the fun that online offers, but I also suck a big fatty at pretty much every online game that I be playin'. So if there be any friendly pirate in these waters that can help me with me little conundrum, it'd be kindly appreciated.

>>5738

give it a month or two

fivem.net

Any o' ye crashin' when usin' the phone camera?

>>5758

>GTA V pirated version runs better than non pirated version.

>Allows mods without gettin' sent to Davy Jone's locker.

>Now will have multiplayer.

>All for FREE

What kraken + update combos do ye guys use to make the game stable… most of the time?

wew

>>5793

Not sure if this be poster or pirate language doin' this, but it's Davy Jones, not Davy Jone's. Just FYI.

weww

>>5821

Its the pirate language.

Well.. that be kind of quick. They've gotten MP on the pirated version workin' although its experimental. Here's the link for the MP client:

http://gtauniverse.com/index.php?mods/fivem-experimental-multiplayer-client.32/

>>5862

Whoa. Sweet. What kind of version compatibility be necessary?

>>5864

I think ye need to have update 2 since I've heard some people have been gettin' crashes on other updates.

>>5866

So just hop in and try it out? This be gonna be fun…I suppose the worst that could happen be the game crashes, yeah? It won't eat me save or anything, right?

>>5867

Don't worry it won't destroy yer PC. I am goin' to test it our right now.

>>5869

Does this work on cracked versions? otherwise what's the point.

>>5872

Yes this be the cracked version. I didn't buy the game.

>>5872

See above:

>>5866

3DM update 2 be the way to go, newfriend.

>>5874

>>3DM update 2 be the way to go, newfriend.

Could someone share the loot? Magnet or hash.

>>5874

Press T to chat. You'll need a trainer to get weapons workin' though.

>>5876

http://pcgames-download.net/2015/04/gta5-full-unlocked-crack/

This be where I got it from, yar. And then just google for Update 2.

>>5869

Custom players or no sailin' fer me!

>>5884

Its a very, very early build that's got quite a lot of bugs and be just playable but the team themselves said that it'll take a month or two to make it into a more playable state. Read more about it here:

http://fivem.net/

I think ye can use custom characters later on after they've built it a lot more.

>>5887

Meh, it be feelin' like SAMP and MTA:SA; lifeless and devoid of community, except fer people of non-English-speakin' descent!

Seriously though, every time I experienced either platform, I'd always be overwhelmed by the amount o' ships that arr sailin' on SAMP and MTA:SA, which were all virtually euros or ruskies.

>>5888

I haven't played online in a GTA game yet though I won't be surprised if majority of the people are from East Europe since GTA be apparently very popular there.

>>5869

so be it connectin' to a server?

are ye the server?

is it lan only at the moment?

>>5896

It connects to a server since they're hostin' it.

>>5908

>version I downloaded didn't work, gonna have to redo the whole thing

Im goin' to kill myself.

>>5847

Thanks m80, I'm tryin' yours now, I hope it works. What do I have to do after unpacking? The other one just gave me random errors when startin' any exe

May I pitch and idea to the mods of this board?

when the private servers come out, we should make a sticky so we can all join in.

Yes or no?

>>5936

Yes please

>>5932

Yeah its pretty experimental. I suggest usin' a trainer to get guns and etc.

>post yfw the FiveM multiplayer will have servers ruined by no fun roleplay cabin boys and god mode in free roam

>>5970

>Where be this trainer I keep hearin' about?

http://m0001.gamecopyworld.com/games/pc_grand_theft_auto_5.shtml#Grand%20Theft%20Auto%20V%20b1.0.323.1%20+14%20TRAINER

>How's it work?

Just launch it. Its self-explanatory.

>Will it affect single player?

Not really. Its a separate program ye launch which allows ye to get things like infinite doubloons, no wanted level, weapons and etc.. just close the program if ye don't want to use it.

>>5976

Ignore the first link, its the wrong one. This be the correct one:

https://www.gta5-mods.com/tools/script-hook-v

Press F4 if ye want to use the native trainer.

>>5979

I've had that error before. Get the 3DM kraken V2 and Update 2. Should work and make sure ye launch it from the Launcher.exe file.

>>5978

I've been tryin' this one but it only works in single player. I press F4 in the fivem launcher nothin' happens.

Man, now I remember why I stopped piratin' games, this shit really isn't worth it.

>>5986

>>5987

you people are just retarded, honestly, how the fuck do ye manage to fuck up the cracked version of GTA V? especially now that 5 updates and kraken v4 be out, what the hell be wrong with ye people?

I made at least 50 posts on /v/ explainin' people step by step how to kraken it very easily and no one bothered to read it. ye literally install the game and launch it with launcher.exe after installin' social club, jesus people ,jesus

Well gents, I installed the AMD beta driver that's supposedly optimized for this game, and actually, I've been havin' a lot less crashes. Been playin' all nice, and I just recently crashed from tryin' to aim outta me car after a Josh Bergenstein (?) mission.

>>5970

Where be me custom players?

>>5981

I see… its workin' for me though I'll find out more about it and see if FiveM specifically uses a special trainer that's different.

>>5986

>>5987

Are ye guys fuckin' serious? This isn't even that hard to do.

Just:

1. Go where ye downloaded the cra.ck. Go to the "Crack" folder, copy and paste the contents of it to yer GTA V folder.

2. Go where ye downloaded the cra.ck. Go to the "Update" folder, copy and paste the contents of it (except the Chinese language patch) to yer GTA V folder

3. Launch the "Launcher.exe" with the 3DM logo on it.

Its not fuckin' hard.

>>5999

The lucky m80s who the trainer decided to work for online can switch between about 6 skins on the fly. The rest of us are Micheal.

I don't care what anyone says, youtube ye be alright.

>>6029

Your AV software probably gobbled all that shit up, they tend to do that with pirated games. If yer AV has a quarantine folder check there, if not it's gone and ye need to go through the nightmare of unpacking/reinstallin' 60gigs.

You'll need to make sure yer AV doesn't fuck with yer GTAV install.

>>6031

oh motherfucker, I didn't even think about that!

Would I need to leave it off just for the installation, or do I need to turn it off every time I play the game?

>>6032

Depends on the AV software, but there should always be a way to exempt the GTAV install folder from bein' pillaged again by that overzealous AV. If not it's goin' to keep happening.

>>6015

I see, different download I suppose. I may just upload the whole 60GB file that I torrented before with all the cracks and etc. Though I'll probably have to use i2p and a few proxies to upload so I don't get caught.

>>6038

I'd love ye if ye did that.

This be the second download I try and both of them take 12 hours to unpack all the files, it's fuckin' crazy.

>>6040

see >>6041

>>6076

>>6077

Those are screenshot of me playin' the game, just as I typed this. The only fix I see left be makin' sure ye completely wiped the gta v files from all the previous installs and THIS ONE ye just did. Reinstall the game in a different directoy that ye used for all the installs.

OR ye could recheck the torrent with yer client, and verify if some of the hash files got corrupted on the download, to try and download them again.

>>6080

Compare the cracked exactable file sizes to the ones currently in yer install folder, if they be off ye might have a similar problem like the other m80 but instead yer AV be fuckin' about with yer cracked executable. It happens. I'm usin' update 2 and our file sizes be off by about 1,000kb.

As for uninstallin' Social Club, I can't read those moon stones but there might be the problem of that shite runnin' in the background. This has been the case form some people. So check task manager and make sure, then try to uninstall again.

>>6089

Don't have an antivirus, deactivated Windows Defender but that wasn't it.

Is there a way to download just the updates or do I have to redownload the whole thing?

Also there really doesn't seem to be a Rockstar process runnin' in the background, so no idea on that. Might ask some russian friends to translate it for me.

>>6096

Link?

I'm a nigger at findin' torrents

>>6099

The easiest way be to find a torrent that doesn't have the update/crack repacked, that way ye can set priority just to the things ye need.

This one be only the v2 crack:

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>>6099

And this be the kraken and update for update 2:

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This one be workin' fine for me.

>>5492

Ahoy lads. I be usin' this one. Consider givin' us a share.

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>>6138

The crashes are pretty much just because of the pirated version though.

But yeah, it's not greatly optimized

>>6102

Fuck it, might as well try.

It's not gonna work though, I know it.

Should I install the SC version they give me in the torrent?

>>6153

I'm Havin' the same problem

Yooirrrrrrr tha RELOADED release beo releasied muh haitis.

>>6169

3DM BE CHINESE

And ye can't simply migrate to the Reloaded crack. ye have to download another 60gb. Time will tell which be the better release, and which one works with FIVEM, so I'm a waitin'.

>>6174

>3DM BE CHINESE

Everyone used their cracks so far and didn't care about that until now.

>And ye can't simply migrate to the Reloaded crack

Well yes ye can, very easily. There are retail to steam torrents available that are about 400 MB in size, and ye can use those to change the kraken from 3DM to reloaded. ye don't have to download 60 GB again lol.

I have GTA V unlocked SG, and I use it with update 5 and kraken 5 from 3DM, it works without any crashes so far. I don't want to change to reloaded crack, but I can do it if I want too. If ye are registered on blackcats ye can look up for Grand Theft Auto Retail to Steam, Update 5, 3dm kraken v5, and Reloaded Crack

>>6155

If ye are gettin' the SC error, like I was, then yes. It be the SC version that worked for me.

>>6145

Nah, the crash on the plane mission its on the retail version too, a lot of people have it and they are stuck half-way in the game

After downgradin' to update 2 so I could actually get past the bleedin' prologue, the game be crashin' on me every time I play "Blitz Play", any time after ye switch to Frank to drop off the garbage truck. Be this because of the crack, or the game itself?

So, has anyone o' ye switched to Reloaded?

Can ye cabin boys help a fellow matey?

I got the game runnin smoothly, but around 10-15 minutes the games lags and stutters. any fix?

I usin' 3DM version update and crach 5

Thanks for all the help, homies. I'm just gettin' the reloaded .iso at this point. That's what I wanted in the first place, not a broken crack. Then I can put any one of a number of no-CD patches over that and no matter what it'll work fine.

>>6283

I get this too, usin' a GTX 770 on the lowest settings I can manage. Usually happens if I start driving. I'm usin' the Reloaded one, though.

>>6283

>>6343

That's an issue with the game itself bein' a shitty port, and nothin' to do with yer crack.

>>6257

The same problem pops up with any version of the game I torrent, and I haven't a bloody clue how to fix it. Has no one else experienced this?

Be this an issue with me kraken or be it an issue with the game itself, ye massive cabin boys? When I try to select any stock on the stock market, it selects the wrong one, seemingly at random, no matter what one I be choosin'. I have the 3DM kraken and am only tryin' to pick from the LCN, no BAWSAQ for me as it's tied to Online.

Now that a few days have gone by, what are yer impressions? 3DM kraken vs Reloaded crack? Which performs better/stabler?

>>6406

both perform great, reloaded + update 4 or 3dmv5 + update 5

>>6425

Explain this one for me then:

>>6260

Is it the port, the crack, the version, or me rig?

x2 270 CPU

r7 240 GPU

8GB RAM

W7 Ultimate

Anyone else get stuck on a game crash on Trevor's first mission? I clear out the bikers in the huge shootout, but when i get close to the truck, it crashes. Any work around I can do to avoid it?

FitGirl repack has a bitcoin miner, enjoy

https://www.reddit.com/r/PiratedGTA/comments/348oyt/does_fitgirl_ultra_repack_work_and_does_it_have_a/

I TOLD ye FUCKERS TO NOT GET GTA V REPACKS, I TOLD ye 100 TIMES, JUST GET THE SG UNLOCKED VERSION

So I'm tryin' to use the Verify Files w/o Steam mod with the Reloaded crack, and all it does be just start up the game. be there a way to get it to work?

>>6489

>tells us to use sg full unlocked version

>its not on any public tracker

go fuck yeself, matey!

>>6529

>he doesn't have any private tracker account

nah, go fuck yourself matey, ye are the one loosin' more content and better speed and less viruses

>>6531

>tellin' someone who can't control whether or not they have somethin' ye have to be INVITED to, to go fuck themselves

talk about jaded

>>6529

http://www.skidrowgames.net/grand-theft-auto-v-full-unlocked.html

Is this link work?

>>6554

>expectin' a nice reply from someone who just told me to fuck myself

nah matey, ye go fuck yourself

aye m80s I've been perusin' this thread but I still long for more info so I shall give ye a bump

>>6575

your reply doesn't change the fact that ye are a colossal cabin boy

I haven't been able to reconnect to fivem at all lately, just gets stuck at signin' in infinitely even made sure to get update 5 and the fivem auto updater. Still logs into social club, though.

>>5492

be there a highly compressed version out there for sea-dogs with slower ships and smaller crews? some of us can't store cargoes in the tens of gigabytes, and even if we could the crew would take an age to load them aboard.

Mateys, I not know if this be the place but any lad out there willin' to share his booty in GTAOnline PC so I can buy me a land ship and a tower room? I not mind if the doubloons be plundered or jinxed in some way.

Help a fellow matey here. Can ye dogs give me the retail to steam update so i can use reloaded crack?

All 3dm kraken doesn't work on me machine

>>7060

I be havin' no knowledge of a smaller kraken, but in terms of small cargo holds, there be mods available that compress the graphics back to levels of San Andreas yore, so that should help ye out.

>>5876

Here m80 77e3eb19f6a958f70a5cbacfcd7ffc18b276b572

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It's in russian, to change the language to US english, search regedit in the start menu, open Wow6432Node/Rockstar Games/Grand Theft Auto V and change the language to en-US, this won't change the installer but it shouldn't be a problem.