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By seeing this message, good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you accept that:
>This board now belongs to Katy Perry and merely exists to discuss her, and her alone
>Forget who you worshipped before, you worship Katy now, she will be your sole goddess for infinity
>You must praise her in all aspects of life. Listen to all her music and only her music. Understand that your worthless life belongs to Katy Perry now, and no, you can never have it back, the song "Part of Me" covers this well
>You must sacrifice at least one load of semen towards Her Divinity every day from this point on to ensure maximum luck and to slowly cede control of yourself onto Katy, drip by drip