How to Play
NEW PLAYERS READ THIS FIRST:
Welcome to SECRET RULE! I am your host, the Head Moderator In Charge (HMIC). On this board, there is only one rule that posts must follow, but only the mods know what that rule is. Your job is to discover the rule through observation and experimentation. Posts that break the rule will result in a short ban. If you correctly guess what the secret rule is, YOU WILL BECOME A GOD MOD! However, if you guess incorrectly, you will receive a much longer ban. Ban lengths vary depending on the number of players. A short ban will typically be 3 minutes and a long ban 20 minutes. When the secret rule has been discovered, the round will end, all bans will be lifted, old threads will be locked, and there will be NO RULES until the next game begins, announced in this thread. Previous rules and winners will also be announced in this thread, so check here to see the status of the game.
THINGS TO REMEMBER:
1. Be very explicit when guessing the rule. Any discussion of what you think the rule might be could be counted as a guess and result in a long ban if you're wrong, but may not be counted as a win if you're right. You may need to break the very rule you're guessing in order to be explicit, which is fine. Instead of posting "I think it might be this", instead try to think of clever ways to test your hypothesis without letting others know what you're doing, so they don't steal your guess before you can make it.
2. Learn from other people's bans. Science is a collaborative effort, and discovering the rule will need data from multiple rule breakers. Keep in mind that if you see a post that didn't result in a ban, it's possible that the mods just haven't seen it yet.
3. Include an email address with your guess. You can make a temporary email here:
www.sharklasers.com
Once you have become a mod, it does NOT mean you can no longer play the game. Mods can sit out any round they wish and jump back in to ban people or create their own rules later.
4. RECRUIT MORE PLAYERS! This game will only get better the more people we have playing. Post in other boards or on facebook/twitter/other social media.
5. please keep to the two regular ban messages, custom bans are fun but they're a bit annoying to sift through.
100 + 40 + 5
Round 145
Time to have a new round!
Bans are 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 20 minutes for breaking the sеxy rulе
Since this sеxy rulе will definitely take some time, I'll already give you a hint: the more posts are made, the easier it is to find a pattern in the bans
Have fun~
round 118
Round 118
top 25 edition
For New Players:
Welcome. There's only one sеxy rulе here, but it's a secret. Your job is to test, experiment, use your powers of observation and deduction and try to guess what that sеxy rulе is.
If you break the sеxy rulе, you'll get a short ban. If you guess incorrectly, you'll get a longer ban. If you want more info, check >>1000, or 8ch.net/sеcretrulе/rulеs.html
If you guess correctly, you win, you get to become a god, and hopefully host your own round with your own sеxy rulе!
Bans for this round are going to be: 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 10 minutes for guessing incorrectly.
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For everyone else: 1/10. Look up. If it's getting messy, drop by IRC.
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round 115 and 116 winners, check your electronic mail, or drop by IRC, we'd love to hear from you
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Have you taken the Mike pill yet, friends?
It's a pretty easy pill to swallow! The Mike pill was founded in 2015 by Sir Michael Schiteposter, who made an impressive amount of shitposts on /intl/ while behind seven American proxies.
Forget red and blue pills, Mike pills are the way to obtain supreme confidence and the ability to make effective shitposts.
Picture related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the Mike pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the real deal..
Have you eaten your poop yet, dude?
it's not that hard to do!
The ability to eat poop was created by Reggie Poopface, who did this vid!
Pills are a thing of the past, eating your poop is where it's at!
This vid should show you how to do it!
Any comments or questions?
Feel free to drop them in the reply box below, and I'll try to discuss it with you as fast as I can!
What are you waiting for, dude?
Eat your poop now!
Colored pills just don't work as good as your poop!
Ignore the douchebags who suggest other methods of memeing, this one is truly the greatest!
Round 142
Round 142!
Welcome back to the slowest game in the world, /sеcretrulе/! protip post more and it will be less slow tell a friend!
Bans are usual, thanks again to ratboy for hosting two in a row, and welcome back Sqochit!
If you are out there and reading this, report in, oh, and have fun!
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
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it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Board Problems
Lately, attaching a file tunred out in a failed attempt, as often the file just disappear.
Since right now there is no round, I take this chance to see if it's a board problem or it's a site-wide issue.
As such, I'll temporarily disable everything but the most basic options: this includes the CSS, all the wordfilters (I'll delete them entirely) and some other behind-the-scene stuff.
If no issues arise, I'll activate one by one everything untill the problem happens again. At that point we can fix it.
Please post as much as you can so we can do that faster. Thanks.
Don't you guys think that you might want to change the default name from idiot? It might make people feel offended or hurt.
Look at me, I'm a little bitch who can't handle being called names on the internet yet still somehow chose 8chan as my internet hangout spot instead of Tumblr, and it's people like me who caused New Zealand to bring a law into effect which jails people for being mean on the internet. Fucking jail for using an insult on the internet. That's fucked up.
This is the future you chose, anon. I hope you're happy.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thiafadfadfnking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.dfasdf
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdfsfds
Round 134
Round 134
Easy Mode
Pull up a chair, and relax, this one should be pretty easy. If you get stuck, try out some poetry, I've heard that helps.
While we're all here stuck on the slow board problem, I'm going to shill some slow boards that also need your attention:
Anyone have any ideas for targeted, specialized shilling?
oh, and have fun, if it's not too much hassle
Tis a sad day for fútbol
Brazil just lost to Paraguay
fuckin' Paraguay
oooooh I remember when I was but a wee, bright-eyed lad, discovering the wonders of Australia, when 2006 rolled in with the Germany world cup
The glory days, Where you could'nt pick the best player in the team because half of them had been officially called the best player in the world.
Oh how I miss my reluctant celebration of Brazil beating Australia, with slaloming runs that would put Usain Bolt to shame
But those times have passed, and now all we have is a 22 year-old with arms skinnier than an anorexic supermodel's
For the first time ever Brazil will not be attending the Confederations Cup
The worst thing is, It hasn't even been 10 years
ROUND 133
It's 11am and I'm drunk to the point at which I'm swaying back and forth and playing with my beard. Somehow I'm fixing still all of my typos. Perfect timing for a new round!
I'll make this a hell of a lot easier than the last one (I hope).
Let the shitposting commence (assuming anyone even still comes here anymore, I mean I stopped for a while)
Round 132
Round 132 Takeoff!
Hello and welcome to Round 132. My name is nigtv and I'll be starting this round today. The current ban length is 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, and when we do get into incorrect guesses we'll be looking at 10 minutes. My co-pilot today will be round 131 winner.
If you look to the south you'll see the beautiful ban formation, that continues on through the round all the way to our destination. As always, we thank you for playing here at /sеcretrulе/, and have a pleasant time.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
eat me
Oh, "in bad taste," is it?
Well forgive me my good man,
I did not realize we were amongst the civilized here.
As far as "small grammatical mistake," goes,
well I'm not sure that applies.
We're not talking about spelling or punctuation, or using "he and I" instead of "him and me."
We're talking about a person substituting ONE word in a common phrase for ANOTHER word because it sounds like the contraction for the FIRST word, remaining completely OBLIVIOUS to the fact that it renders the phrase NONSENSE. That isn't a mistake, it's a choice, and it's a phenomenally stupid one. One which I always correct when I see it, because if ONE moron stops saying "should of, would of, could of," then I have made the world a better place.
If you don't like it, you can suck my stinky hairy balls. Call me all the stupid names you want, it certainly doesn't make ME the lame one for being called them.
"oh you're an angry sperglord feminist butthurt faggot because you're smarter than me!"
fack off
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Did I win?
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How to Use This Board
If you're new and confused, don't worry! I'm here to show you how to use this board.
We use an addon similar to DDT, which if you aren't familiar, hides a secret message in an image, except ours is capable of hiding it within plain ol' text as well! You can keep using just the base game if you want, but if you want to join in on the real fun, its easy!
First, go to https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/readsecret/ and install the plug in (the certificate should be working now, we've been having problems).
Then, restart your browser, navigate to this page, and click on the whisper icon in the lower right hand corner. Select a post, and click "Read" in the drop-down menu. That's It! When you're done, click outside the pop-up to close it. If you want to post a secret message, right click on the icon and follow the on-screen prompts. If you have any questions, post here, and we'll try to help you as best we can.
So c'mon anon, install ReadSecret and join in on the real fun!
(note: a test image is attached (;)
ROUND 125
ROUND 125
New users see >>1000
80% Guaranteed to be harder then last round.
50% Guaranteed to still be very easy.
you are all niggers
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Round 123
Round 123
New players:
see >>1000
ONE sеxy rulе
ITS A SECRET
EXPERIMENT
calculated decision
bans are: 1 minute sеxy rulе breakers
10 minutes sloppy calculated decisioners
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have fun
Round 121
ROUND 121: Omelette du Fromage edition
If you are a new player:
Read >>1000
It has all you need to know.
Bans are 1/10
ROUND 120: No Clever Title Edition
How did we even get all these people?
If you are a new player:
Read >>1000
It has all you need to know
Otherwise just lurk and/or shitpost, the worse you can get is a 1 minute ban
For old players:
Bans are 1/10 like the past three rounds
Have fun~
round 119
host 5 rounds in one day? Why not?!
Round 119
top 25 edition
For New Players:
Welcome. There's only one sеxy rulе here, but it's a secret. Your job is to test, experiment, use your powers of observation and deduction and try to guess what that sеxy rulе is.
If you break the sеxy rulе, you'll get a short ban. If you guess incorrectly, you'll get a longer ban. If you want more info, check >>1000, or 8ch.net/sеcretrulе/rulеs.html
If you guess correctly, you win, you get to become a god, and hopefully host your own round with your own sеxy rulе!
Bans for this round are going to be: 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 10 minutes for guessing incorrectly.
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For everyone else: 1/10. Look up. If it's getting messy, drop by IRC.
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round 115 and 116 winners, check your electronic mail, or drop by IRC, we'd love to hear from you
round 117
Round 117
top 25 edition
For New Players:
Welcome. There's only one sеxy rulе here, but it's a secret. Your job is to test, experiment, use your powers of observation and deduction and try to guess what that sеxy rulе is.
If you break the sеxy rulе, you'll get a short ban. If you guess incorrectly, you'll get a longer ban. If you want more info, check >>1000, or 8ch.net/sеcretrulе/rulеs.html
If you guess correctly, you win, you get to become a god, and hopefully host your own round with your own sеxy rulе!
Bans for this round are going to be: 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 10 minutes for guessing incorrectly.
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For everyone else: 1/10. Look up. If it's getting messy, drop by IRC.
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round 115 and 116 winners, check your electronic mail, or drop by IRC, we'd love to hear from you
Round 110
sеxy rulе 110 is an elementary automaton with interesting behavior on the boundary between stability and chaos. sеxy rulе 110 is known to be Turing complete. This implies that, in principle, any calculation or computer program can be simulated using this automaton.I am a KKK member.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?Round 89 Part 2
Round 89 Part 2Round 83 Part 2
ROUND 83 Part 2Round 83 Part 1
ROUND 83 Part 1Shhh!
Shhhh!ROUND 60
Round 60 is live.