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How to Play

NEW PLAYERS READ THIS FIRST:

Welcome to SECRET RULE! I am your host, the Head Moderator In Charge (HMIC). On this board, there is only one rule that posts must follow, but only the mods know what that rule is. Your job is to discover the rule through observation and experimentation. Posts that break the rule will result in a short ban. If you correctly guess what the secret rule is, YOU WILL BECOME A GOD MOD! However, if you guess incorrectly, you will receive a much longer ban. Ban lengths vary depending on the number of players. A short ban will typically be 3 minutes and a long ban 20 minutes. When the secret rule has been discovered, the round will end, all bans will be lifted, old threads will be locked, and there will be NO RULES until the next game begins, announced in this thread. Previous rules and winners will also be announced in this thread, so check here to see the status of the game.

THINGS TO REMEMBER:

1. Be very explicit when guessing the rule. Any discussion of what you think the rule might be could be counted as a guess and result in a long ban if you're wrong, but may not be counted as a win if you're right. You may need to break the very rule you're guessing in order to be explicit, which is fine. Instead of posting "I think it might be this", instead try to think of clever ways to test your hypothesis without letting others know what you're doing, so they don't steal your guess before you can make it.

2. Learn from other people's bans. Science is a collaborative effort, and discovering the rule will need data from multiple rule breakers. Keep in mind that if you see a post that didn't result in a ban, it's possible that the mods just haven't seen it yet.

3. Include an email address with your guess. You can make a temporary email here:

www.sharklasers.com

Once you have become a mod, it does NOT mean you can no longer play the game. Mods can sit out any round they wish and jump back in to ban people or create their own rules later.

4. RECRUIT MORE PLAYERS! This game will only get better the more people we have playing. Post in other boards or on facebook/twitter/other social media.

5. please keep to the two regular ban messages, custom bans are fun but they're a bit annoying to sift through.

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 1

A note to mods:

Remember that we have an IRC channel available at irc.rizon.net; #secretrule

If you lost the password for whatever reason read: because you're dumb, send me an email and we'll see what we can do.

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 1

Current round discussion thread

Anyone have any ideas? Is anyone there? We figured it's a number/math round, right?

R: 39 / I: 6 / P: 1

Round 149

Well...

I can't find a job and I have two months free, so I'm doing a round. It could quite easily take even longer, but oh well. Let's begin.

Post tumbleweeds ITT

R: 23 / I: 3 / P: 1

:^)

R: 25 / I: 6 / P: 1

we want to migrate

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 1

pew pew

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 1

Delgo

I have seen Delgo everyday for a year

R: 78 / I: 30 / P: 1

round 148

ROUND 148

STILL ALIVE EDITION

Let's have a round, see who still comes around these parts. 30m/1h until someone complains.

have fun wow still people around etc

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 1

>tfw want to guess the sеxy rulе but can't see any pattern

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 1

PISS TECHNOLOGY !

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 1

Give me secret sеxy rulе or I tell /intl/ about this place!

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 1

If you are reading this, you have been visited by the Board Necromancer.

Good traffic and high PPH will come to you, but only if you post this message to 5 other dead boards to spread his reanimating magick.

R: 44 / I: 22 / P: 1

Stayin alive

ROUND 147: Dead Board edition

Bans are 1/10 minutes

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 2

ayyyylmao

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

is there going to be a new round any time soon???

R: 176 / I: 81 / P: 2

100 + 40 + 5

Round 145

Time to have a new round!

Bans are 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 20 minutes for breaking the sеxy rulе

Since this sеxy rulе will definitely take some time, I'll already give you a hint: the more posts are made, the easier it is to find a pattern in the bans

Have fun~

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 2

>sеxy rulеs

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

Awoo~

Awoo~

R: 33 / I: 13 / P: 2

ROUND 146

3/10 guys, let's see if I can squeeze one out before school starts again.

Enjoy!

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 2

Is the board dead?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

this site is very difficult to post on

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

sfsf

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2

Hello Darkness My Old Friend

R: 19 / I: 4 / P: 2

round 118

Round 118

top 25 edition

For New Players:

Welcome. There's only one sеxy rulе here, but it's a secret. Your job is to test, experiment, use your powers of observation and deduction and try to guess what that sеxy rulе is.

If you break the sеxy rulе, you'll get a short ban. If you guess incorrectly, you'll get a longer ban. If you want more info, check >>1000, or 8ch.net/sеcretrulе/rulеs.html

If you guess correctly, you win, you get to become a god, and hopefully host your own round with your own sеxy rulе!

Bans for this round are going to be: 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 10 minutes for guessing incorrectly.

===========

For everyone else: 1/10. Look up. If it's getting messy, drop by IRC.

===========

round 115 and 116 winners, check your electronic mail, or drop by IRC, we'd love to hear from you

R: 117 / I: 25 / P: 2

Round 144

3m/10m

Round 144

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 2

Wan

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 3

SUGGESTION

Perhaps allow users to say "this is my guess" by having them put something specific in the subject field?

Like, they can say anything they want, but unless "Guess" is in the subject it's not going to count as a guess (for either victory or ban purposes)

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

The secert sеxy rulе is to not talk about the secert sеxy rulе.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

>post cp

>get banned

>guessed the sеxy rulе

>win every time

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

we should ban all pedos and make them go to reedit

R: 193 / I: 79 / P: 3

ROUND 143!

Round 143 is ON!

GO GO GO

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

Ayy

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

mmmmmm

mmmmmm

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 3

lol

lololololol

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 3

first time

first time playing

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

Ebony

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

Why do you all want to be banned? You're all idiots just go to other boards.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

memes.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

Have you taken the Mike pill yet, friends?

It's a pretty easy pill to swallow! The Mike pill was founded in 2015 by Sir Michael Schiteposter, who made an impressive amount of shitposts on /intl/ while behind seven American proxies.

Forget red and blue pills, Mike pills are the way to obtain supreme confidence and the ability to make effective shitposts.

Picture related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the Mike pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the real deal..

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3

Have you eaten your poop yet, dude?

it's not that hard to do!

The ability to eat poop was created by Reggie Poopface, who did this vid!

Pills are a thing of the past, eating your poop is where it's at!

This vid should show you how to do it!

Any comments or questions?

Feel free to drop them in the reply box below, and I'll try to discuss it with you as fast as I can!

What are you waiting for, dude?

Eat your poop now!

Colored pills just don't work as good as your poop!

Ignore the douchebags who suggest other methods of memeing, this one is truly the greatest!

R: 8 / I: 3 / P: 4

daily normie hate thread

i fucking hate normies

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4

The secret sеxy rulе is that only K-On discussion is allowed. All other anime belongs in the trash.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

The sеxy rulе is to get always get dubs.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

The rule

The sеxy rulе is talking about the length of bans

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 4

This is now a shitposting thread

R: 99 / I: 47 / P: 4

Round 142

Round 142!

Welcome back to the slowest game in the world, /sеcretrulе/! protip post more and it will be less slow tell a friend!

Bans are usual, thanks again to ratboy for hosting two in a row, and welcome back Sqochit!

If you are out there and reading this, report in, oh, and have fun!

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

obligatory

Awoo~

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

dont be racist

a sеxy rulе

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

R: 4 / I: 3 / P: 4

No round.

Post cats.

R: 16 / I: 5 / P: 4

Round 141

Bans are 1/10 minutes

Enjoy~

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

k

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4

Yall mothafuckas need a better prize, being a mod is no fun

Send niggas some buttcoins or some shit if you have to

Just create some motivation

R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 4

Round's over, post hedgehogs

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4

:^)

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5

rules

sеxy rulеs

R: 32 / I: 15 / P: 5

wew

ROUND 140

Time for a new round of fun and entertainment!

This board has been quiet for a while, after all

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5

Trips?

R: 7 / I: 6 / P: 5

Don't mind me, just checking a thing

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 5

ohaither

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5

Sorry guys, I don't think I'm gonna have as much time as I wanted to host, so I don't think I can run next round. If anyone else can/wants to run a round, please do

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 5

What is life even about

R: 69 / I: 36 / P: 5

Round 139

Round 139

Let's try this and hope for no disasters. 3m/10m I think, with any luck we'll be done by the end of the day

enjoy

R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 5

While we wait for the next round, lets have general discussion. What are you listening to?

If any of the other mods want to start a new round, I'd be happy to help moderate. But I don't want to moderate on my own.

R: 60 / I: 35 / P: 5

Round 138

Round 138

Thanks again to ratboy for fixing the image stripping problem.

Bans are 3/10, I hope this one is easy enough.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 5

/danielluke/

https://8ch.net/danielluke/

guess

R: 153 / I: 30 / P: 5

Live now

Round 137

Now that we know the board works properly (files aren't stripped as often as before), it's time to have a new round

Bans are 3 minutes for breaking the rule and 10 minutes for an incorrect guess

Have fun~

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5

Was getting dubs part of your plan?

R: 41 / I: 35 / P: 5

Board Problems

Lately, attaching a file tunred out in a failed attempt, as often the file just disappear.

Since right now there is no round, I take this chance to see if it's a board problem or it's a site-wide issue.

As such, I'll temporarily disable everything but the most basic options: this includes the CSS, all the wordfilters (I'll delete them entirely) and some other behind-the-scene stuff.

If no issues arise, I'll activate one by one everything untill the problem happens again. At that point we can fix it.

Please post as much as you can so we can do that faster. Thanks.

R: 3 / I: 3 / P: 5

Waiting for the next round

Lets post animals while waiting for the next round!

R: 138 / I: 48 / P: 6

Round 136

ROUND 136

Are you guys excited, it's time for all of you to get banned

Bans are 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, and 10 minutes for incorrect guess.

Good Luck

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 6

Don't you guys think that you might want to change the default name from idiot? It might make people feel offended or hurt.

Look at me, I'm a little bitch who can't handle being called names on the internet yet still somehow chose 8chan as my internet hangout spot instead of Tumblr, and it's people like me who caused New Zealand to bring a law into effect which jails people for being mean on the internet. Fucking jail for using an insult on the internet. That's fucked up.

This is the future you chose, anon. I hope you're happy.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6

HE

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thiafadfadfnking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.dfasdf

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdfsfds

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 6

swag

~

R: 2 / I: 2 / P: 6

awoo~

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 6

awoo~

R: 169 / I: 72 / P: 6

CXXXV

Round 135

Despite my best effort, this sеxy rulе turned out to be an easy one, but since it hasn't been done I'll just stick with it.

Remember to have fun, and please advertise this place the best you can!

Also, just to give a spin, flags and IDs are disabled :^)

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6

Test

test

R: 11 / I: 5 / P: 6

ITT: We share songs while we wait for a new round

Only sеxy rulе is viewcount must be be <20,000,000 on youtube

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 6

I Am Hello

R: 40 / I: 7 / P: 6

Round 134

Round 134

Easy Mode

Pull up a chair, and relax, this one should be pretty easy. If you get stuck, try out some poetry, I've heard that helps.

While we're all here stuck on the slow board problem, I'm going to shill some slow boards that also need your attention:

>>>/32/

>>>/eh/

>>>/tea/

>>>/urbex/

>>>/8lounge/

Anyone have any ideas for targeted, specialized shilling?

oh, and have fun, if it's not too much hassle

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 6

Tis a sad day for fútbol

Brazil just lost to Paraguay

fuckin' Paraguay

oooooh I remember when I was but a wee, bright-eyed lad, discovering the wonders of Australia, when 2006 rolled in with the Germany world cup

The glory days, Where you could'nt pick the best player in the team because half of them had been officially called the best player in the world.

Oh how I miss my reluctant celebration of Brazil beating Australia, with slaloming runs that would put Usain Bolt to shame

But those times have passed, and now all we have is a 22 year-old with arms skinnier than an anorexic supermodel's

For the first time ever Brazil will not be attending the Confederations Cup

The worst thing is, It hasn't even been 10 years

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 6

Awoo~

R: 327 / I: 61 / P: 7

ROUND 133

It's 11am and I'm drunk to the point at which I'm swaying back and forth and playing with my beard. Somehow I'm fixing still all of my typos. Perfect timing for a new round!

I'll make this a hell of a lot easier than the last one (I hope).

Let the shitposting commence (assuming anyone even still comes here anymore, I mean I stopped for a while)

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 7

e-bonics

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 7

RIP

R: 121 / I: 55 / P: 7

Round 132

Round 132 Takeoff!

Hello and welcome to Round 132. My name is nigtv and I'll be starting this round today. The current ban length is 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, and when we do get into incorrect guesses we'll be looking at 10 minutes. My co-pilot today will be round 131 winner.

If you look to the south you'll see the beautiful ban formation, that continues on through the round all the way to our destination. As always, we thank you for playing here at /sеcretrulе/, and have a pleasant time.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

the secret sеxy rulе is made of people

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

Sometimes the best things in life are free

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

eat me

R: 3 / I: 2 / P: 7

I don't play silly le 9gag games tom8o.

Check my dubs.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

Oh, "in bad taste," is it?

Well forgive me my good man,

I did not realize we were amongst the civilized here.

As far as "small grammatical mistake," goes,

well I'm not sure that applies.

We're not talking about spelling or punctuation, or using "he and I" instead of "him and me."

We're talking about a person substituting ONE word in a common phrase for ANOTHER word because it sounds like the contraction for the FIRST word, remaining completely OBLIVIOUS to the fact that it renders the phrase NONSENSE. That isn't a mistake, it's a choice, and it's a phenomenally stupid one. One which I always correct when I see it, because if ONE moron stops saying "should of, would of, could of," then I have made the world a better place.

If you don't like it, you can suck my stinky hairy balls. Call me all the stupid names you want, it certainly doesn't make ME the lame one for being called them.

"oh you're an angry sperglord feminist butthurt faggot because you're smarter than me!"

fack off

R: 2 / I: 2 / P: 7

how do we have so many rounds

we're almost almost almost at 200 wow

R: 123 / I: 19 / P: 7

Round 131

get on IRC, Moderators

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

Please donut guess in stickies, fellow mods. Italy: you were close, but which?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

sauce

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 7

*

R: 6 / I: 3 / P: 7

thread?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8

sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе sеxy rulе

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 8

Talk

Why don't we collectively tell other boards and reddit users about this game >>>/sеcretrulе/ so we can find the answer sooner!

R: 105 / I: 17 / P: 8

Round 130

Round 130

Bans are the usual 1/10.

Get back on the top 25, dammit

R: 21 / I: 8 / P: 8

ROUND 129

ROUND 129

1/10 lets get ready to rumble

R: 86 / I: 21 / P: 8

round 128

round 128

Here we go, lets hope it takes less than 6 hours!

1/10 guys, lets do this.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 8

The reason boards die is people visit a slow board and think it's a dead board.

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 8

Awoo~

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8

check it out guys, we're on the news

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 8

:^)

:^)

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 8

Uh uh uh?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8

I shave almost every day.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8

I shave almost every day.

R: 107 / I: 12 / P: 8

Ebin Memes Edition

Round 127

1/10 bans

newfags read >>1000

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8

OK lemme guess.

The secret sеxy rulе is that you can't post ℳℰℳℰs or otherwise shitpost?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 8

The sеxy rulе is that you have to make a post unrelated to this thread

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 9

Does this board have anything to do with Bane?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

Did I win?

00010101011101010101010111010100101010101010110101010100101010101011010101101010100011101010101111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111110010101001010010100100100100101000010101010101010101110101010100010100100101000000000010110011001011001010101010101010101010110101011011111110101010011001000101001010101000111010101010010111010101010101101010101010101010101010001010101010111010101101101010100100011000011010101011101010101010101010101010

R: 40 / I: 4 / P: 9

Circular 126

1/10 bans

newfags see >>1000

go

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 9

i farted LOL

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 9

The sеxy rulе is that posts must not contain mention of food or drink in anyway.

Unrelated alien.

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 9

How to Use This Board

If you're new and confused, don't worry! I'm here to show you how to use this board.

We use an addon similar to DDT, which if you aren't familiar, hides a secret message in an image, except ours is capable of hiding it within plain ol' text as well! You can keep using just the base game if you want, but if you want to join in on the real fun, its easy!

First, go to https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/readsecret/ and install the plug in (the certificate should be working now, we've been having problems).

Then, restart your browser, navigate to this page, and click on the whisper icon in the lower right hand corner. Select a post, and click "Read" in the drop-down menu. That's It! When you're done, click outside the pop-up to close it. If you want to post a secret message, right click on the icon and follow the on-screen prompts. If you have any questions, post here, and we'll try to help you as best we can.

So c'mon anon, install ReadSecret and join in on the real fun!

(note: a test image is attached (;)

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 9

Hey, Anon. Wanna come over to my house and The Neverending Story? It's really rad!

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

Secret rule #55837/D

Don't put ice cubes in your drinks even if they're hot

R: 23 / I: 1 / P: 9

ROUND 125

ROUND 125

New users see >>1000

80% Guaranteed to be harder then last round.

50% Guaranteed to still be very easy.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 9

Holy shit, this board got way into the top 25, what the fuck happened!?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

This board sucks ass.

R: 20 / I: 2 / P: 9

ROUND 124: Still Top 25

New Players Read This: >>1000

Bans are 1/10

Have fun~

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

Alright, I'll play. Posts must NOT contain inverted Freddie Mercury pictures.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

Anyone got a PDF of this book? I've been looking everywhere

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 9

>tfw no gf

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

you are all niggers

niggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggers

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

The secret sеxy rulе is a jew.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 10

FUG THE sеxy rulеS!

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 10

Is pepsidog the answer?

R: 61 / I: 9 / P: 10

Round 123

Round 123

New players:

see >>1000

ONE sеxy rulе

ITS A SECRET

EXPERIMENT

calculated decision

bans are: 1 minute sеxy rulе breakers

10 minutes sloppy calculated decisioners

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have fun

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

Abbacus

The sеxy rulе seems to be against speaking a particular letter, far as I can see.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

Introductions are the secret sеxy rulе

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 10

Board owner should drink the best soft drink to celebrate that this is amongst the top boards.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 10

Fuck you I'm not playing your game you faggots

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

root beer borealis

R: 196 / I: 35 / P: 10

Round 122

statistically determined image included

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 10

When you type the name of the Web's largest search engine, it changes the name from "startpage" to "startpage"

Someone has a bone to pick with G oogle

M O D S P L S E X P L A I N Y O U R S E L V E S

R: 30 / I: 7 / P: 10

ℳℰℳℰs

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

small jpeg image of cactus

small jpeg image of cactus

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 10

IM BRAKING THE sеxy rulеS HAHHAHAHAHA

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

hi guys

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

>yfw the sеxy rulе is to not talk about the sеxy rulе

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 11

Be moral

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

F R E Z N O

COCKS

MSDKFNASDJNFA;SDFKA'SDF

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 11

JUST

JUST

R: 105 / I: 7 / P: 11

Round 121

ROUND 121: Omelette du Fromage edition

If you are a new player:

Read >>1000

It has all you need to know.

Bans are 1/10

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) shitpost ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

If I guess the password for the IRC channel, do I win?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

Taiping II now!

Taiping II now!

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

Lol the sеxy rulе is Jews

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

f-f-ff-fuck the sticky

i have no ideaa why this exists what is happening

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 11

What in the name of fucking ballsacks happened that brought this into the top 25?

I leave for 20 god damn rounds and this happens

What the hell

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 11

THE sеxy rulе IS YOU MUST SAY GOD

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 11

/Christian/ here. Hi neighbor. We want to congratulate you for making the top 25. Welcome to the neighborhood.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 11

Uncle Adolf did nothing wrong

R: 399 / I: 60 / P: 12

ROUND 120: No Clever Title Edition

How did we even get all these people?

If you are a new player:

Read >>1000

It has all you need to know

Otherwise just lurk and/or shitpost, the worse you can get is a 1 minute ban

For old players:

Bans are 1/10 like the past three rounds

Have fun~

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 12

am I the only god that isn't asleep?

pic is what happens when you use an electronic mail account for every registration form ever

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 12

More rounds incoming soon guys, check back during our normal business hours.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 12

we all fucked

Why even live.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12

gods

Important message in sticky to make sure you see it

Remember to make new accounts for new winners.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 12

THE SECRET sеxy rulе IS

POSTS CANNOT END IN 8

R: 78 / I: 18 / P: 12

round 119

host 5 rounds in one day? Why not?!

Round 119

top 25 edition

For New Players:

Welcome. There's only one sеxy rulе here, but it's a secret. Your job is to test, experiment, use your powers of observation and deduction and try to guess what that sеxy rulе is.

If you break the sеxy rulе, you'll get a short ban. If you guess incorrectly, you'll get a longer ban. If you want more info, check >>1000, or 8ch.net/sеcretrulе/rulеs.html

If you guess correctly, you win, you get to become a god, and hopefully host your own round with your own sеxy rulе!

Bans for this round are going to be: 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 10 minutes for guessing incorrectly.

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For everyone else: 1/10. Look up. If it's getting messy, drop by IRC.

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round 115 and 116 winners, check your electronic mail, or drop by IRC, we'd love to hear from you

R: 31 / I: 3 / P: 12

round 117

Round 117

top 25 edition

For New Players:

Welcome. There's only one sеxy rulе here, but it's a secret. Your job is to test, experiment, use your powers of observation and deduction and try to guess what that sеxy rulе is.

If you break the sеxy rulе, you'll get a short ban. If you guess incorrectly, you'll get a longer ban. If you want more info, check >>1000, or 8ch.net/sеcretrulе/rulеs.html

If you guess correctly, you win, you get to become a god, and hopefully host your own round with your own sеxy rulе!

Bans for this round are going to be: 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 10 minutes for guessing incorrectly.

===========

For everyone else: 1/10. Look up. If it's getting messy, drop by IRC.

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round 115 and 116 winners, check your electronic mail, or drop by IRC, we'd love to hear from you

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 12

TOP 25

TOP 25

R: 32 / I: 5 / P: 12

round 116

Round 116

While we wait to find out if round 115 winner is still alive, let's have another easy one.

For added fun, this round will self destruct in 72 hours. 3/20 guys, enjoy.

R: 56 / I: 11 / P: 12

:^)

ROUND 115: Easy Mode Edition

The last round was tough, wasn't it?

Hopefully this time it'll take less time

Have fun~

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 12

/sp/ get

I for one welcome our /sp/artan overlords.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 12

Awoo~

Awoo~

R: 308 / I: 86 / P: 12

round 114

Round 114

* 100% guaranteed not time based edition

* 75% guaranteed shill-your-heart-out edition

* 25% guaranteed gods are active at any given time edition

* 20% guaranteed won't last longer than a week edition

* 0% guaranteed the ride is finally over edition

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 12

test

Test

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 13

how do i into not ban

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 13

ATTENTION- THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BANNING SYSTEM

testing

R: 213 / I: 32 / P: 13

1+1!=3

ROUND 113

BEGIN

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13

The sеxy rulе is that there is no sеxy rulе.

R: 3 / I: 1 / P: 13

Have you respected the robot today, /sеcretrulе/?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 13

Awoo~

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 13

Don't mind me

R: 179 / I: 19 / P: 13

1+1=2

ROUND 112

Time for some lowest common denominator!
We need more players, so I'm selling out!
R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 13

Weaponized sеxy rulеs

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 13

test 111

Test
R: 109 / I: 28 / P: 13

1+1+1

ROUND 111

Bans are 3/20 minutes.
Enjoy~
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 13
come on guys
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 13

test 111

Test
R: 201 / I: 36 / P: 13

Round 110

sеxy rulе 110 is an elementary automaton with interesting behavior on the boundary between stability and chaos. sеxy rulе 110 is known to be Turing complete. This implies that, in principle, any calculation or computer program can be simulated using this automaton.

3/20 guys, enjoy
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 13
Koala Fight
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
test test test
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
more test
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
test
R: 30 / I: 2 / P: 14
German mod arriving
R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 14

Awoo! Lewd edition.

Awoo~♡❣
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 14
don't mind me
R: 8 / I: 1 / P: 14

Awoo~

>The body was too short or empty.
R: 83 / I: 8 / P: 14

:^)

ROUND 109

Something something new round
Bans are 3 minutes for breaking the sеxy rulе, 20 for incorrect guess.
Have fun~
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
==DOUBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!== decide what I do to her lol
R: 258 / I: 27 / P: 14
Round 0001 0000 1000
Good Luck

NOTICE:
I am only moderating posts in this thread
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
sеxy rulе
R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 14
gods are asleep, break the sеxy rulе
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
WHERE IS MY MONEY, DILMA?
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 14

hi guys

this board is gae
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 14
all bans outside of the main thread are now current
sorry the get slowed us down, continue secretposting
R: 20 / I: 0 / P: 15

/undina/ get

The secret sеxy rulе is only pissing girls with symmetrical numbers allowed
R: 81 / I: 3 / P: 15
Awoo~
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 15
This round's sеxy rulе is that you're not allowed to post monster girls.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 15

/sp/ get

/sp/ is the rule
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 15

/sp/ GET!

wew
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 15

/monster/ GET

I have finally unraveled the answer. The sеxy rulе is: you have to like monster girls to avoid getting banned.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 15

/sp/ GET!

wew
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 15

/sp/ GET!

wew
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 15

/sp/ GET!

wew
R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 15
>visit board for first time
>no unlocked threads
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 15
=test=
[b]foo[/b]
<b>foo</b>
spoiler
>>/sеcretrulе/
R: 98 / I: 41 / P: 15
Round 107
Fight
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 15
hay gais
R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 15

Awoo~

R: 46 / I: 12 / P: 15
continuation from
>>10153
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 16
the sеxy rulе is no punctuation
R: 497 / I: 241 / P: 16
I'm back and have finished work for now! Happy Good Friday or whatever day it is in your time zone. It seems that between being featured, quicker easier rounds, the 10000 get and round 100, our userbase has increased ten fold. Let's remedy that with a bit harder round.
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 16
fuck niggers gas kikes all gods can suck my fucking cock
CHECKEM
R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 16
Test
R: 124 / I: 18 / P: 16

10K

ROUND 105: post GET edition

Now that the GET has passed, the board is calm again.
Let's shake it with a new round.
Enjoy~
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 16
Its all a ruse.
R: 72 / I: 7 / P: 16
(CIV)ilian ROUND #104

Let's begin, shall we?
R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 16

NO RULES NO RULES

NO sеxy rulеS RIGHT NOW

EVERYONE LOCK THE CAPTAIN OUT AND CRASH THIS SUCKER INTO THE ALPS
R: 23 / I: 1 / P: 16
The secret sеxy rulе is to not post in the secret sеxy rulе thread.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 16
>>10000
>>9999
>mfw/sеcretrulе/ cant even get its own gets
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 16

/ s p / GET

Breaking the sеxy rulеs #yolo
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 16

/sp/

Wade ATA of this mysterious board
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 16

/sp/ GET!

wew
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 16

/sp/ GET

The secret sеxy rulе is that Wade Davis is the GOAT
R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 16
GETs?
R: 177 / I: 15 / P: 17
ROUND 103
Let's do this.
3/20 minute bans for breaking the sеxy rulе/guessing incorrectly, 23 for both.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 17
Can you restore the CSS please it was so sexy
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17
You will never be the same
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17
[loud posting]
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very statistically determined!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet statistically determined ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO statistically determined!!!! shes statistically determined 2 of course but i want 2 meet more statistically determined
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein statistically determined again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17
Did I win?
R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 17
I shave almost every day
R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 17
she is going to get her clothes dirty :(
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17
HE
R: 59 / I: 23 / P: 17

Round 102

I got 3 hours to kill, lets have an easy one before things get messy.

3/20 bans

have fun
R: 65 / I: 11 / P: 17

Round CI

ROUND 101

I don't know what to write here.
Have fun.
R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 17
me want pizza me want hamburger
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 17
A really hot friend of a friend of mine is hitting on me, I think
What do, secretsеxy rulе?
R: 89 / I: 18 / P: 17
WELCOME TO ROUND 100.

You will receive no hints.
You will be granted no mercy.

Begin, if you dare.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 17
What happened to page 11 through 16
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 18
is water invisible?
R: 278 / I: 59 / P: 18

DADDY IS BACK

ROUND 99

Alright, niggers, let's try that again, but this time with a way easier r­ulе, since you apparently lack the cognitive capacity to solve even a simple riddle.

The new sеxy rulе is now in effect!
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 18
Ayy lmao /sеcretrulе/ is fucking back you niggers!
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 18

Awoo~

Awoo~
R: 62 / I: 14 / P: 18

Again! Again!

ROUND 98
Screw it, we're featured, let's do another easy one.
Everyone, get you'rе dank internet phenomenons, pump up yo​ur jams, and commence shirtposting!
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 18

I chose the wrong week to stop MEMEING

SO, as everyone knows, i've been busy, and i'm quite likely to be busy in the future. I don't want to give up on these round though, so if anyone wants to know the sеxy rulе, i'll be in the FIrefox Hello
R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 18

Word Filters!

I think we could do with some more word filters. Any suggestions? I'll add them.
R: 45 / I: 19 / P: 18

round 97

Round 97

While we're waiting to hear back from last rounds winner, lets have another easy round to keep things moving.

Break the sexy rulе, get 3m
Guess Incorrectly, get 20m
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 18
. ด ้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้ ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้ ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه ุึีีัั่้้ืืิิ่่ิ้้ีีัีึึึุุุุุุุุุัุึึุุุึึีัั่่้่้ิิืื้้่ีััึึุุึีัี่้ัุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุ่ีืิ้ีัีึึุุีึึึีััี้้่ืิื่้้ีัีึึีุุุุุุุุึึัีีั้่่ิืื้่่ีัีีึึุึึุุุีึีััุีุุุัีัีัีุุุุ้้่ึึี่ืืืิื่้่ีัุึุุุุุุุุุุึึัีี้่่ืืื่่้่ัืิื่้้่่้ัีีึึุึุุุึึีััุึึัุุีีัั้้่่ิืื่้่ีััึึึีีััีุุึึุุุุุุุุึึึีััีี้่่ืิืื ึึุีี้้ีีัี่่ิืื้ัุุุุุุุุุุึึุุึึีัีีีััีี้้่่ืิืิืื่่่้้ัีีุุุุุุ ุึีีัั่้้ืืิิ่่ิ้้ีีัีึึึุุุุุุุุุัุึึุุุึึีัั่่้่้ิิืื้้่ีััึึุุึีัี่้ัุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุ่ีืิ้ีัีึึุุีึึึีััี้้่ืิื่้้ีัีึึีุุุุุุุุึึัีีั้่่ิืื้่่ีัีีึึุึึุุุุีึีััุีุุุัีัีัี้้่ัืิื่้้่่้ัีีึึุึุุุึึีััุึึัุุีีัั้้่่ิืื่้่ีััึึึีีััีุุึึุุุุุุุุึึึุีี้้ีีัี่่ิืื้ัุุุุุุุุุุึึุุึึีัีีีััีี้้่่ืิืิืื่่่้้ัีุ ุึีีัั่้้ืืิิ่่ิ้้ีีัีึึึุุุุุุุุุัุึึุุุึึีัั่่้่้ิิืื้้่ีััึึุุึีัี่้ัุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุุ่ีืิ้ีัีึึุุีึึึีััี้้่ืิื่้้ีัีึึีุุุุุุุุึึัีีั้่่ิืื้่่ีัีีึึุึึุุีึีััุีุุุัีัีัีุุุุ้้่ึึี่ืืืิื่้่ีัุึุุัืิื่้้่่้ัีีึึุึุุุึึีััุึึัุุีีัั้้่่ิืื่้่ีััึึึีีััีุุึึุุุุุุุุึึึีััีี้่่ืิืื ึึุีี้้ีีัี่่ิืื้ัุุุุุุุุุุึึุุึึีัีีีััี ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้ ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้ ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้ ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้ ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้ ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้ ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้ ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้
R: 9 / I: 2 / P: 18
can you raise you'rе ༼∩ຈل͜ຈ༽つ━☆゚.*・。゚dongers? I can raise my ༼∩ຈل͜ຈ༽つ━☆゚.*・。゚dongers ༼∩ຈل͜ຈ༽つ━☆゚.*・。゚dongers ༼∩ຈل͜ຈ༽つ━☆゚.*・。゚dongers ༼∩ຈل͜ຈ༽つ━☆゚.*・。゚dongers ༼∩ຈل͜ຈ༽つ━☆゚.*・。゚dongers ༼∩ຈل͜ຈ༽つ━☆゚.*・。゚dongers
R: 56 / I: 29 / P: 18
round 96
ID say this is harder thеn the previous rounds, but still easy if you can pay attention to the bottom line
R: 53 / I: 14 / P: 18

Awoo~

ROUND 95: Featured again edition

As usual the bans are:
3 minutes if you break the sexy rulе
20 minutes if you guess incorrectly

Have fun~
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 18
what is this board even about
R: 39 / I: 14 / P: 18

round 94

Round 94
You know the sexy rulеs, But do you know THE sexy rulе?
R: 101 / I: 39 / P: 18
Round 93 is in full swing

Let's have an easy thread. In my opinion, there have been too many difficult threads lately. And the board seems stagnant. Let's have a rebirthing, or some shit.

Let's get a brand new mod! Or maybe not. We'll find out...
R: 13 / I: 2 / P: 19
sup faggits
R: 177 / I: 17 / P: 19
Round 92

I've been preparing this sexy rulе for over a week now. Prepare to rattle you'rе brains

3m for breaking the sexy rulе
20m for incorrect guess

Round 92 Commence
R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 19
Holy fuck someone start a round already
R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 19
so hows about them wordfilters, huh?
R: 190 / I: 21 / P: 19
Round 91
Back from the beach and just found out I passed a test for a university grant. I'm in a good mood, so this round is relatively straightforward or is it?
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 19
I wonder if anyone will notice the missing piece
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 19

yiff

hey /secretsexy rulе/
which Pokémon would you fuck?
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 19

I am a KKK member.

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave you'rе questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

niggers
R: 41 / I: 11 / P: 19

Round 90

Round 90

Hopefully this round should be a little shorter thеn the last.

3m for breaking the sexy rulе
20m for incorrect guess
R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 19
You locked the thread before the winner could post their email...

Pic unrelated
R: 239 / I: 64 / P: 19

Round 89

Round 89
3 minutes for breaking the sexy rulе
20 minutes for incorrect guess

Good luck d00dz
R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 19

Round 89 Part 2

Round 89 Part 2
3m for breaking the sexy rulе
20m for incorrect guesses

Old Thread >>8078

Good luck!
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 19
Toot toot
R: 123 / I: 27 / P: 19
ROUND 88

toast your hearts out.

3 minutes for breaking the sexy rulе
20 minutes for incorrect guesses
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 19
SPURDO SPARDE :-DDDDDDD

t. /int/
R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 20
Big benis
R: 236 / I: 78 / P: 20

Round 87

Round 87
Ban lengths are as usual. May the funtoast be with you!
R: 43 / I: 11 / P: 20

Round 86

Round 86

Bans:
3 minutes for breaking the sexy rulе
20 minutes for wrong guess

Good luck!
R: 42 / I: 18 / P: 20

epic round

Le ebin round 85 hath commenced

I can tell all you'rе brains are hurting from the previous rounds so now let's just take it easy and relax :^)
R: 19 / I: 1 / P: 20
Round 84

Time for another, hopefully easier round. Shitpoast you'rе spleen out.
R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 20

Round 83 Part 2

ROUND 83 Part 2

Fresh new thread as the old was getting quite long and reached the bump limit.

Old thread:
>>7198

As a heads up, some of my posts contain or are clues to the sexy rule.

Bans:
3 minutes for breaking the sexy rule
20 minutes for making a wrong guess

Have fun and good luck!
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 20
This post is Chickun
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 20
This post is Chickun
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 20

Body moving

I'm preety sure the sexy rule involves dancing.
R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 20
whats this board all about? :^)
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 20
Well, my urine contains less blood now. It was different back at the hospital, when my urine was nothing but red. I guess I shouldn't stick thing up my urethra.
R: 344 / I: 48 / P: 20

Round 83 Part 1

ROUND 83 Part 1

Round 83 Part 2:
>>7547

Bans:
3 minutes for breaking the sexy rule
20 minutes for wrong guess

Have fun and good luck!

(new tripcode is vkg!J7ORJgc5f.)
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 20
The sexy rule is to not guess the sexy rule.
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 20
This board is ran by cucks and smelly nigger SJW transgenders. You faggots could never fucking ban me.
R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 20
daily reminder that niggers aren't people.
R: 88 / I: 1 / P: 21

82828282

ROUND 82

Bans:
3 minutes for breaking the sexy rule
20 minutes for wrong guess

May the shitpost be with you
R: 146 / I: 17 / P: 21
Round 81.5

I'm the mod from round 80.
I was asleep for most of round 81, while it got messy. People were getting baned incorrectly, and there was nothing that OP could do to fix it. I talked with the OP of that thread in IRC and they told me the sexy rule. They also quit, and gave me the responsibility of finishing this round.

So this thread is a continuation of that sexy rule. Anything you were figuring out then will come in handy (unless your new, in which case, I think this is the first time this has happened, but it's really no big deal and it shouldn't happen much in future rounds).

Continue in your shitposting.
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 21
Some IP's had been permabaned since yesterday's mishap. I fixed that.
Perhaps we should have a tutorial on the basics of hosting a round? I know it was rough for me at first
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21
nice board
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21
gay
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21
FUCK MY DIRTY ASSHOLE
FUCK MY DIRTY ASSHOLE
FUCK MY DIRTY ASSHOLE
FUCK MY DIRTY ASSHOLE
FUCK MY DIRTY ASSHOLE
FUCK MY DIRTY ASSHOLE
R: 78 / I: 10 / P: 21
ROUND 80

Have fun, everyone. Shitpost away.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21

SORRY NEED TO DO THIS

WE HAVE TO DO IT
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
crying
R: 69 / I: 18 / P: 21
ROUND 79

I'm trying something a bit different this time, good look everyone!
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21
sexy rule is no replying to the main thread
R: 253 / I: 61 / P: 21

Im back bitches

ROUND 78
You know the sexy rules, so go ahead and waste your time trying to guess my sexy rule
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21

The secretion sexy rule is NO CAPS.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us.
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and your so paid

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me

Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa

I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
and smell like ass

Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk

I don't give a fuck about your mama.
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigger cock she's used to
Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew.

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and your so paid

[Nigger]
Everything you be saying is offensive to me
As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech
Moon Man you need to stop the hate
After all we are one universal race.

Fuck off nigger
I don't give a fuck about people of other colors
get the fuck out you aged my brother
Why don't you go and fuck a hyena
When it's dark outside I can't even see ya

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and your so paid

This is Moon man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier
Vote 5, faggots, and I'm out of here
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 21

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sexy rule Anonymous United States 01/06/15 (Tue) 11:03:42 407802 No.6040[Reply][Watch Thread]
The sexy rule is you cannot make any refrences to the any sexy rules
(USER WAS BANNED FOR INCORRECT GUESS)

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Espionildo!!vlbjfwfqkA Brazil 01/03/15 (Sat) 08:30:03 bf39c7 No.6010[Reply][Watch Thread]
Subject: Round 75
Good afternoon everyone,
This will be my first game of the year.
Good luck to you all,
Espionildo
(USER WAS BANNED FOR BREAKING THE sexy rule)
R: 194 / I: 22 / P: 21
Round 77

What's up people, it's time for a new round!
Bans:
Breaking the sexy rule -> 3 minutes
Wrong guess -> 20 minutes
R: 147 / I: 38 / P: 22
Round 76

A new mod here from round 71! I hope you all enjoy this one, the board is pretty slow so hopefully this one will last a little longer than normal.
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 22
sexy rule IS NO JASONS
OP the faggot now going on with the story
>a few days of jason and his bullshit go by and my programming students doing pretty well
>find out that the VNC tool used on my laptop as an Admin tool are also used on the student laptops
>and come to find out, the login is the same as the teacher login,
>fuckyeah.jpg
>logging in, and ALL the student computers are in here, so, to get back at jason, i set all of his homepages to porn websites and use his school email to email the principle CP
>He is later arrested and expelled
>evilsmile.jpg
>after he's gone and i get used to the school and my autistic math class, I start to pull more and more shit
>I regularly shut down students laptops, on every friday i unblock all blocked websites etc.
>then a "teacher association meeting" was called to find out what is causing this
>shit,
>im sooooo fucked i thought…..
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 22

Again

The sexy rule is you cannot make any refrences to the any ru-le is that you cannot make any refrence to any previous ru-les
R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 22

Rule

The sexy rule is you cannot make any refrences to the any sexy rules
R: 22 / I: 4 / P: 22
Subject: Round 75
Good afternoon everyone,
This will be my first game of the year.
Good luck to you all,
Espionildo
R: 38 / I: 17 / P: 22
Round 74

Just like previous rounds, bans are 3-20 minutes

Have fun~
R: 320 / I: 2 / P: 22
daily reminder that sexy goats are people.
R: 66 / I: 16 / P: 22

another round

ROUND 73 IS HERE

Since christmas is over and we're all (hopefully) recovered from over-eating and drinking, time to put you're thinking caps on again!
Good luck
R: 16 / I: 3 / P: 22
Round 72 Xmas Edition

Let's get some real Christmas spirit around here!
Time for a new round

Bans are the same old 3-20 minutes
R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 22
I'm curious, how was the flag editing fixed?
R: 55 / I: 18 / P: 22
ROUND 71
After my first two rounds ending quicker than I'd hope, time to really make one count.
R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 22
Does this board even
R: 81 / I: 32 / P: 22
ROUND 70 IS BEGINNING NOW

Bans are 3/20 minutes, I think??/ I don't even remember, oh well!

Anyway, feel free to experiment, and have fun.~
R: 47 / I: 16 / P: 22

nouveau rounde

ROUND 69 MOTHAFOKAS
Since the last few rounds have been easy peasy beautiful covergirl, I decided to make this one virtually unsolvable! MWUHUHAHAH
R: 26 / I: 5 / P: 22

Get in here niggers

Round 68

Time for a real round
Bans are 3-20 minutes like always

Let the games begin!
R: 45 / I: 11 / P: 23

Le ebin round

ROUND 66

Something something new round.
3-20 minutes bans, as usual.
R: 15 / I: 8 / P: 23
Round 65 happening

Breaking the sexy rule -> 3 minutes ban
Wrong guess -> 20 minutes ban

Have fun~
R: 75 / I: 33 / P: 23

Round 64!

ROUND 64 IS LIVE!

Bans are 3 minutes for breaking the rule and 20 minutes for a wrong guess.

Have fun!

This round will be easier than round 63. I do not have horns. I am not Satan. ;)
R: 331 / I: 140 / P: 23

Round 63

Round 63 is now live.

Bans are 3 minutes for breaking the rule and 20 minutes for a wrong guess.

Have fun!
R: 204 / I: 40 / P: 23
ROUND 62 IS LIVING

Bans: 3 minutes for breaking the rule
20 minutes for wrong guess

Enjoy your ban~
R: 98 / I: 55 / P: 23
Round 61 has now started!

You may start guessing now, but beware, because I thirst for some bans!
R: 22 / I: 12 / P: 23

Shhh!

Shhhh!

It seems as if no one is able to guess the secret Sexy Rule.
But I blame you not, for the goat is indeed a smart thinker.

Fortunately I managed to lay my hooves, *ahem, ahem* hands on a certain file, that would certainly be a help in your burdensome quest.

Of course I can not give you this rare artefact for free. It is not that I do not want to support you in your noblest of all tasks, as I myself was once a seeker of the secret Sexy Rules, but do you not think that the mere nature of this exquisite piece of treasure requires a token of deepest gratitude?

I thought so.

Just tell me when you are ready to receive the file and do not worry about the price. You do not even have to pay me right now…
R: 187 / I: 85 / P: 23

ROUND 60

Round 60 is live.

Bans are 3 minutes for breaking the Sexy Rule and 30 minutes for a wrong guess.

Past rounds have shown that even mods make mistakes, see >>4594

To keep the confusion to a minimum, I will announce every mistake in this post.

Have fun!

———–
Mistakes:
none, yet
R: 197 / I: 80 / P: 23
ROUND 59: the waiting

Making a round to liven up the place.

Bans: 3 minutes for breaking the rule, 20 minutes for wrong guess

and then no one played
R: 19 / I: 2 / P: 23
ROUND 58.5: MICHAEL SHANKS

>>1891
>>2174

AFTER WAITING FOR TOO DAMN LONG, THE GOD MICHAEL SHANKS DECIDES TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE COVETED ROUND.
R: 30 / I: 9 / P: 23

The returnening

ROUND 58: The hiatus

Hello folks!
After a period of hiatus, we're back with a new round!

You know how it works: 3 minutes ban for breaking the rule, 20 minutes for a wrong guess!

Have fun!
R: 32 / I: 15 / P: 23
ROUND 57 HELLO
Bans are 3/20 minutes. As always, feel free to experiment, and have fun!
R: 27 / I: 19 / P: 23
ROUND 56 YES

Bans are 3/20 minutes. As always, feel free to experiment, and have fun.~
R: 59 / I: 30 / P: 23
ROUND 55 IS HERE!

Bans are 3/20 minutes.

Easy rule, just to get things started~
R: 73 / I: 20 / P: 24
Round 54 start
This one's gonna be kind of easy to make up for the last round.
R: 146 / I: 83 / P: 24

5+3

RULE 53: the return of the rule

Well, would you look at this. A new round.
Bans as usual are 3/20 minutes.

Have fun~
R: 35 / I: 11 / P: 24
ROUND 52 START

3/20 minute bans

Fun is mandatory.
R: 80 / I: 27 / P: 24
Round 51

begins.
R: 142 / I: 64 / P: 24
OH FUCK IT'S ROUND 50 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???

Pls enjoy this wonderful round by experimenting and having fun!~

Bans are 3/20 minutes. ^_^
R: 76 / I: 39 / P: 24
ROUND 49!

It is time!
Usual bans: 3/20 minutes.
Have fun~!
R: 53 / I: 38 / P: 24
ROUND 48 BEGINS NOW

Please get it wrong I want to ban all of you.
R: 24 / I: 16 / P: 24
ROUND 47 IS LIVE

Brought to you by Mountain Dew
R: 22 / I: 9 / P: 24
ROUND 46 HAS BEGUN

Bans are 3/20 minutes.

As always, feel free to experiment, and have fun.~
R: 26 / I: 12 / P: 24
ROUND 45 HAS BEGUN
100% guaranteed no fuckups delux warranty edition

Bans are 3/20 minutes. As always, feel free to experiment, and have fun.~
R: 62 / I: 33 / P: 24
ROUND 44 IS NOW

Bans are 3/20 minutes. As always, feel free to experiment, and have a good time!

HINT: rule has nothin to do with posting capybaras
R: 21 / I: 10 / P: 24

6*7+1

ROUND 43 IS NOW AMONG US!

Bans are 3/20 minutes.

Have fun!

Note: differently than previous rounds, now you can't delete your post. Only mods can do that. Think before making a guess, as you can't hide your error.
R: 69 / I: 36 / P: 24
ROUND 42 START

Easy mode activated

Bans are 3/20 minutes. As always, feel free to experiment, and have fun.~
R: 213 / I: 69 / P: 24
And here we go!

ROUND 41 HAS STARTED

Get going!
R: 47 / I: 33 / P: 24

39+1

RULE 40 IS NOW ALIVE
Bans are 5/30 minutes (EDIT: 3/20 minutes, lel). As always, feel free to experiment, and have fun. ^.^
R: 67 / I: 30 / P: 25

39

ROUND 39: The rule of the weekend

Bans are 5 or 30 minutes.

Experiment and have fun!
R: 25 / I: 4 / P: 25

Round 38

ROUND 38

Broken rule: 5 minutes ban
Wrong guess: 30 minutes ban

Good luck.
R: 15 / I: 3 / P: 25

It begins

Round 37 is starting NOW!

Broken rule: 5 minutes ban
Wrong guess: 30 minutes ban

Have fun!
R: 16 / I: 6 / P: 25

Round 36

>mfw when doin a new round after a few minutes
Round 36 starts now!
R: 68 / I: 24 / P: 25
ROUND 35 IS GO!
Bans are still 5/30 minutes.
As always, feel free to experiment, and have fun.~
R: 27 / I: 6 / P: 25

Oh boy, here we go!

ROUND 34: THE RULE

Bans:
5 minutes for breaking the secret rule
30 minutes for wrong guessing

Experiment as you like.
Do your best, and have fun!
R: 41 / I: 10 / P: 25

ROUND 33 IS GO GO GO

Round 33: Revenge of the Rule
There's a rule again? And so quickly?
Indeed there is, and all thanks to the fact that I have no life!
R: 42 / I: 22 / P: 25
=ROUND 32 is LIVE==

I'm gonna be banning so many people today!
R: 63 / I: 15 / P: 25
ROUND 31 IS GO!
Bans are 5/30 minutes. As always, feel free to experiment, and have fun!
R: 27 / I: 8 / P: 25

Round 30

Round 30 starts now!
Bans are 5 minutes for breaking the rule and 30 minutes for a wrong guess.
Have fun!
R: 43 / I: 8 / P: 25
Round 29 is go!
Bans are 5/30 minutes. Feel free to experiment, and, as always, have fun! ^.^
R: 48 / I: 13 / P: 25
ROUND 28 STARTS NOW!

Bans are 5/30 minutes. Feel free to experiment, and, as always, have fun!
R: 87 / I: 11 / P: 25

Round 27

Round 27 starts NOW!
Something seems to be different here…
R: 12 / I: 0 / P: 25
Testing
R: 12 / I: 6 / P: 25

Sloths

This is a test.
R: 42 / I: 23 / P: 26
Round 26 has begun!