round 119 nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:17:53 b87449 No. 12802
host 5 rounds in one day? Why not?!
Round 119
top 25 edition
For New Players:
Welcome. There's only one sеxy rulе here, but it's a secret. Your job is to test, experiment, use your powers of observation and deduction and try to guess what that sеxy rulе is.
If you break the sеxy rulе, you'll get a short ban. If you guess incorrectly, you'll get a longer ban. If you want more info, check >>1000 , or 8ch.net/sеcretrulе/rulеs.html
If you guess correctly, you win, you get to become a god, and hopefully host your own round with your own sеxy rulе!
Bans for this round are going to be: 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, 10 minutes for guessing incorrectly.
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For everyone else: 1/10. Look up. If it's getting messy, drop by IRC.
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round 115 and 116 winners, check your electronic mail, or drop by IRC, we'd love to hear from you
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:20:05 15f977 No. 12804
Hello? I guess I shall draw first blood.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:20:54 a6871b No. 12806
i won the last round and im going to win this round !!!!!
1 2 3 4 4 5 6 67 7 459768458096754096780328590184-`89410-948510957u8257u2890457u
IOAUFHAIUHGFIUYWGHIUYWRGHBIUYWREHGBFUYIWGBHFIUYWERHGBFIYWUEH
>>12802
>>12804
>>12802
>>12802
>>>/fringe/
ok this is a good test strip
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:21:27 b87449 No. 12807
>>12804
you guys got me for another hour, then its gods are asleep for a few hours.
>>12806
>not using banepost sheet
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:22:44 a6871b No. 12808
>>12807
im new i dont understand what that it?
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Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:23:29 15f977 No. 12809
The secret sеxy rulе is,
No baneposting
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Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:24:50 44d47c No. 12811
The only sеxy rulе I'm gonna break are getting these dubs
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Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:24:59 89a3fc No. 12812
I was about to guess no ending in 8 allowed but my ban was still going on
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>12807
sleep? you cant sleep in the top 25
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:24:47 35ade6 No. 12813
My new wife's parents just told me that I should call them if she's lazy and doesn't cook and clean enough. lol. They're from Ukraine.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:25:22 89a3fc No. 12814
>>12813
they are going to have her deported
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:26:47 b87449 No. 12815
>>12812
welcome to secretposting
>>12812
watch me. The fun part will be sifting through the 400 posts and applying bans when I wake up.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:27:11 89a3fc No. 12816
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:26:41 35ade6 No. 12817
Is the new sеxy rulе we can't mention /sеcretrulе/ broke the top 25?
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Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:27:46 89a3fc No. 12818
>>12815
is this your board?
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:30:04 b87449 No. 12819
>>12818
No, I actually only become a god 30 or 40 rounds ago. I'm just the only night-owl god (most of us are in school/university, I happen to be off for the next week or so)
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:31:15 f1f6ec No. 12820
WAS GETTING TOPPED 25 PART OF YOUR PLAN?
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:32:47 f1f6ec No. 12821
I find your lack of bans disturbing
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:33:04 b87449 No. 12822
>>12821
I'm not the one who's failing at breaking the sеxy rulе :^)
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:35:23 b87449 No. 12824
>>12823
Do you feel in charge?
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:36:07 a21ab1 No. 12826
I accidentally hit D on that for no reason
sorry
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:36:10 b87449 No. 12827
>>12825
anon, I have no idea what you're doing, but that's not how this board works. Can you come to IRC? If you wanted to host a round all you had to do was ask :)
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:38:25 a21ab1 No. 12828
someone else deleted that
who else is here?
Fine lets all go to the IRC
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:42:25 e5bf63 No. 12829
The real captain sweden!
I saw this board on the top and came to see
winner from round 30? i think
I dont remember the irc
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:41:43 35ade6 No. 12830
So, I just read on pol that Obama has a new personal twitter: @POTUS.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:42:32 a21ab1 No. 12831
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:44:04 35ade6 No. 12832
I used to believe in Jesus, but then I got coked up while on shrooms and realized that I was Jesus.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:46:03 11e5f6 No. 12833
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:46:35 b87449 No. 12834
>>12828
ill be in irc for another hour or so, drop by whenever before then
>>12829
round 30? what's your electronic mail, we have an archive of winners and their electronic mails somewhere I think. R30 winner was UK, btw.
>>12832
drugs are degenerate.
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:46:57 35ade6 No. 12835
>>12831
I'm sure he'd like s-e-c-r-e-t sеxy rulе since he sponsored so much government spying.
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:49:09 35ade6 No. 12836
>>12834
Even caffeine? Alcohol? Life-saving medication?
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:52:23 b87449 No. 12838
>>12836
I suppose I mean just mind-altering drugs, including mind altering medication. Alcohol absolutely. Then again I was mostly baiting.
Post last edited at 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:52:48
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:52:16 e5bf63 No. 12839
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:53:14 b87449 No. 12840
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:55:46 e5bf63 No. 12841
>>12840
I made a post and deleted it
Then I fixed your typo
no charge for that
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:58:34 35ade6 No. 12842
Anybody else excited about Suicide Squad coming out? Here's a leaked pic from it.
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nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 07:58:58 b87449 No. 12843
>>12841
oh...thanks? If you want to host a round you can do one after this round is over. Why aren't you in IRC, it's so much easier to talk there. I believe you're a god, if that's what you mean, we've sent out electronic mails to nearly a hundred people.
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:02:00 35ade6 No. 12844
>>12843
TIL what the "e" in electronic mails stands for.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:08:08 eec3dc No. 12845
>>12842
an ban!
sеxy rulе is no black people allowed in photos
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nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:08:42 b87449 No. 12846
>>12845
for some reason >>12811 just went through. Why do boards in the top 25 function so much shittier?
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:10:34 35ade6 No. 12847
>>12845
No pics of people is le sеxy rulе?
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nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:11:27 b87449 No. 12848
>>12846
stripped my image too, fucking hell.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:12:15 38930e No. 12849
lets see if this breaks the Super Secret sеxy rulе with Amputee Africans
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Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:12:51 fec835 No. 12850
>>12846
IIRC top 25 gets you moved to a different part of the website ask the hot man
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:14:04 fec835 No. 12851
le merchant test
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nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:14:06 b87449 No. 12852
>>12849
kek
>>12850
thats not good for a board which requires precision
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:16:23 b87449 No. 12853
>>12818
also enjoy it while you can, I get the feeling someone is going to prove why we cant have nice things very soon, thanks to the extra attention.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:15:59 dc3c54 No. 12854
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:19:39 dc3c54 No. 12856
>>12853
I dont really know what to enjoy yet
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:20:02 dc3c54 No. 12857
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:22:19 35ade6 No. 12858
No pics of non whites is sеxy rulе?
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nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:23:49 b87449 No. 12859
>>12856
It will happen. Some day when were off of the top 25. You'll see a round and see pattern. You'll make a spreadsheet. You'll revise it. You'll get so close you can taste it.
But it doesn't fit, so you revise. Work up a little script to check for patterns in your pattern, only takes a few hours to write. You start carrying around notes of the user IDs and post times in your pocket, getting distracted during conversations fishing them out. You'll stay up too late. Wake up too early. The posts slow to 5 a day. 3 a day. 2 a day. Soon it's just you posting a test post once a day.
Then you see it, you get it, the one part of the sеxy rulе you've been missing, of course! You run to your keyboard and load up the page, only to find someone who just found the board opened the round and figured it all out in about 20 seconds, and all your work and insight is suddenly worthless.
it's pretty fun.
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:26:57 b87449 No. 12860
>>12859
Also, if you think this situation is an exaggeration, take a look through some of the rounds we've had when we were slower.
but don't worry, you shouldn't need to do any of that to solve this round, no math or anything special involved here, just good ol' one factor this-or-that style sеxy rulе.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:27:30 dc3c54 No. 12861
kot
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Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:28:39 38930e No. 12862
>>12858
doesnt seem like it b/c i post the african amputee soccer game and didnt get b& yet.
lets see if i get a ban for this
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:28:40 b87449 No. 12863
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:47:42 35ade6 No. 12864
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:49:37 b87449 No. 12865
>>12864
If a tired god ever accidentally permabans you, appeal it and it should be lifted pretty quick. What you were seeing was probably an expired ban page? Unless I typoed.
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:51:37 b87449 No. 12866
no typo, just an expired ban page. 8chan likes you to see that you were banned even if you aren't any more, for some odd reason.
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:53:36 35ade6 No. 12867
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>>12865
Thank G-d.
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Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:56:09 6b586f No. 12868
Is the sеxy rulе no pictures at all?
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Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:58:46 38930e No. 12870
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Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 08:58:58 35ade6 No. 12871
>>12867
Is the sеxy rulе no pics of people /pol/ would hate?
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nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:02:05 b87449 No. 12872
>>12871
no but thats not a bad idea actually. I guess you'd end up with some weird grey area people and it'd get confusing, though. We have had a few /pol/ inspired sеxy rulеs before, though.
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:05:24 b87449 No. 12874
>>12872
To other gods, in case I suddenly die of a violent seizure check IRC if I'm not here
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:09:23 38930e No. 12877
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:10:13 35ade6 No. 12878
>>12872
Anybody else miss this guy?
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:10:38 b87449 No. 12879
Smart 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:12:22 35ade6 No. 12880
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>>12879
Strange. It didn't post my file but I know I attached it. I'll try again.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:13:10 38930e No. 12881
the super secret sеxy rulе is that the picture cant have any letters in the name of the file
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:13:26 b87449 No. 12882
>>12878
If you mean the guy that hosted the 14/88 sеxy rulе, yea, a little. There are a lot of gods I think either didn't think their first round went over well, or they got sick of the place and left, some of them were pretty cool. Dunkledorf if you're reading this we miss you.
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:13:56 b87449 No. 12883
>>12881
we have a winner! Do you have an electronic mail?
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:14:45 38930e No. 12884
no im just visiting, was fun tho thanks
nigtv 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:15:42 b87449 No. 12885
>>12884
sure thing. We'll try to do some more easy rounds here soon. Check back tomorrow. Thanks for playing everybody.
Idiot 05/19/15 (Tue) 09:16:31 9ef253 No. 12886
CONGRATULATIONS
YOU PASSED /SP/
WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?