Round 132 nigtv 05/29/15 (Fri) 03:22:20 73a2f2 No. 14431 [Last 50 Posts]
Round 132 Takeoff!
Hello and welcome to Round 132. My name is nigtv and I'll be starting this round today. The current ban length is 1 minute for breaking the sеxy rulе, and when we do get into incorrect guesses we'll be looking at 10 minutes. My co-pilot today will be round 131 winner.
If you look to the south you'll see the beautiful ban formation, that continues on through the round all the way to our destination. As always, we thank you for playing here at /sеcretrulе/, and have a pleasant time.
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nigtv 05/29/15 (Fri) 04:42:27 7bb3ad No. 14433
>>14431
test. Anybody out there?
Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 04:54:31 442080 No. 14434
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your copilot Round 131 winner. We expect today to be a fairly smooth ride, with mostly clear skies and a 100% chance of bans.
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dunkledorf !nV1QvixTBQ 05/29/15 (Fri) 10:47:21 c63ff9 No. 14435
Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 18:42:28 096f22 No. 14436
I feel like this post definitely won't get me banned
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Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 19:18:53 006908 No. 14437
>>14436
back for a couple hours, possible co-pilot is watching as well.
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Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 19:33:25 513c4d No. 14438
This is Goat Airlines Flight 261 speaking.
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Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 20:06:42 096f22 No. 14439
>all these animals and not a single capybara
Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 20:07:08 096f22 No. 14440
>>14439
assuming the file is uploaded
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Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 20:56:56 0ae57b No. 14442
File: 1432933016394.jpg (19.88 KB, 450x434, 225:217, fitz_floyd_lips_square_tis….jpg )
Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 20:58:15 0ae57b No. 14443
I'm not flooding, I swear!
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Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 20:58:56 0ae57b No. 14444
.
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Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 21:09:05 513c4d No. 14445
Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 21:27:21 513c4d No. 14446
hmm...
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Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 22:40:17 513c4d No. 14449
This won't get banned, right?
Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 22:41:09 513c4d No. 14450
>>14449
of course it won't, cause 8chan lost the fucking file
Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 22:41:20 513c4d No. 14451
Idiot 05/29/15 (Fri) 23:31:25 096f22 No. 14452
There is no sеxy rulе, only Zuul
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Idiot 05/30/15 (Sat) 07:56:37 442080 No. 14455
>>14454
That's pretty horrifying
Idiot 05/30/15 (Sat) 18:30:48 0ae57b No. 14458
>>14455
It looks photoshopped if that makes you feel better.
Idiot 05/30/15 (Sat) 22:04:07 9a9d6d No. 14460
Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 04:35:13 4294ef No. 14463
This is your captain bumping
Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 04:35:40 4294ef No. 14464
>>14463
there goes my image
Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 04:35:54 4294ef No. 14465
>>14464
FUCK YOU 8CHAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 04:46:41 b81b0e No. 14466
Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 06:43:54 b5f7a0 No. 14468
Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 06:44:16 b5f7a0 No. 14469
>>14468
image is gone again
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Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 07:37:42 36cc03 No. 14470
The secret sеxy rulе is that you can only post an image or a text, but you can't post both at the same time?
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Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 09:46:27 3b1e3d No. 14472
>>14431
Are pepes allowed?
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Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 12:49:31 5a1c7c No. 14473
.
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Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 16:04:30 442080 No. 14474
>>14472
Dat sexy pepe
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Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 16:14:07 442080 No. 14475
Come on and slam
this post didnt break the rule, sorry about that
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Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 19:24:18 efd55f No. 14476
doing some auditing
>>14473
>>14474
these broke the sеxy rulе
>>14475
didnt
Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 19:31:33 385961 No. 14477
ٴ ٴ 05/31/15 (Sun) 20:20:22 0f47d3 No. 14480
Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 21:17:15 5a1c7c No. 14481
Idiot 05/31/15 (Sun) 21:17:44 5a1c7c No. 14482
>>14481
Will this get banned?
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Idiot 06/01/15 (Mon) 03:29:45 5a8921 No. 14483
>>14431
>>14434
>Cats in airforce jets
>Talking as if they were normal airline pilots
Cats wouldn't fuck up this badly.
Idiot 06/01/15 (Mon) 05:03:16 2e4641 No. 14484
>>14483
damn, I was hoping no one would notice.
Idiot 06/01/15 (Mon) 14:41:19 e7fbb7 No. 14485
I am going to be banned for this post.
Idiot 06/01/15 (Mon) 17:26:19 b0381a No. 14486
>>14484
For shame, remit your flight license or drop the catnip, pussy.
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Idiot 06/02/15 (Tue) 02:43:12 d5e229 No. 14487
Idiot 06/02/15 (Tue) 03:55:55 9739e1 No. 14488
Idiot 06/02/15 (Tue) 08:00:16 722c34 No. 14489
Idiot 06/02/15 (Tue) 20:51:51 2e4641 No. 14490
>>14486
I'll file it under suggestions
Idiot 06/03/15 (Wed) 01:27:07 3bffed No. 14491
>>14490
rounds taking forever is the name of the game around here lately
Idiot 06/03/15 (Wed) 03:11:32 139b89 No. 14492
>>14490
>>14491
Lol this board is dead
Idiot 06/03/15 (Wed) 03:23:27 0ae57b No. 14493
>>14492
What happened to that big surge of people? They left as suddenly as they came.
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nigtv 06/03/15 (Wed) 05:54:14 c665cd No. 14494
>>14492
I wouldn't say that, we still get more posts per day than other 'active' discussion boards. Close though.
>>14493
for your average 8chan user, if a board isn't on the top 25, it doesn't exist. There's also a weird loop where the more posts the board gets, the more people feel comfortable with posting there. It's a catch-22, but whatever, at least we're not dead.
>>14490
>>14491
look at these posts for hints, I hope they're helpful.
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Idiot 06/03/15 (Wed) 05:54:27 950234 No. 14495
>>14490
>file
>>14491
>name
what could it mean?
>>14493
Yeah what's up with that? I read it was IGN, but what did they do exactly?
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nigtv 06/03/15 (Wed) 06:04:53 c665cd No. 14496
>>14495
what are the odds, anon, you and me posting with 12 seconds of eachother.
Idiot 06/03/15 (Wed) 11:39:10 0ae57b No. 14497
>>14494
I think it's because if there's few posters you don't want people to tell that you're making a majority of them, especially if there's flags or IDs or some other form of identification.
Also that was a very sneaky hint, my dense ass thought you just felt like bolding. I will comb through the posts when I have more free time.
Idiot 06/03/15 (Wed) 21:15:58 230855 No. 14498
>>14497
>dont want people to tell that youre making a majority of them
it's too bad they aren't around when one user spends 3 hours posting the alphabet letter by letter in lowercase, then uppercase, then bold, then red. I wonder if they are anything like I was and took 3 or 4 visits to actually understand what was happening.
Idiot 06/03/15 (Wed) 23:33:21 442080 No. 14499
File: 1433374401781.jpg (277.95 KB, 2048x1530, 1024:765, what could possibly go wro….jpg )
>Implying dogs are better pilots than cats
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Idiot 06/04/15 (Thu) 01:08:35 4294ef No. 14500
>>14499
>implying dogs are better pilots than birds
Idiot 06/04/15 (Thu) 01:11:26 4294ef No. 14501
>>14500
>implying 8chan will let me post an image
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Idiot 06/05/15 (Fri) 02:26:42 ecd043 No. 14502
>>14497
only 3 hints:
>file
>name
>post
Idiot 06/05/15 (Fri) 06:23:38 e84c03 No. 14503
Idiot 06/05/15 (Fri) 20:20:09 3ca6c7 No. 14504
>>14502
>>14503
its not that obscure
Idiot 06/05/15 (Fri) 22:07:13 133222 No. 14505
Idiot 06/05/15 (Fri) 22:13:22 133222 No. 14506
>>14505
i have trips in my id
Idiot 06/05/15 (Fri) 22:39:08 0ae57b No. 14507
>>14506
It'd be cool if it was 122333 instead of 133222.
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Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 02:08:05 acd8ea No. 14508
We should go back to post the only good that has came out of this thread.
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Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 04:20:55 47be29 No. 14509
>>14508
My apologies, I didn't think it would take this long. I know I said it before but this is all you need to solve this round:
>>14502
>>14479
and especially:
>>14472
>>14471
Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 04:24:41 d5e229 No. 14510
File: 1433564681774.jpg (65.55 KB, 600x803, 600:803, a.baa-Cat-chilling-in-the-….jpg )
>>14508
also, good idea, but cats are still better
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Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 14:30:37 c63ff9 No. 14511
I have a theory but I don't really have a way to test it and also I don't think that the theory I have is the sеxy rulе because on second thought it's not that good of a theory. Does anyone else know what I feel in this case? Because I sure don't have any idea how i'm feeling right now. :^) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 14:49:13 0ae57b No. 14512
>>14511
I noticed something too but there ended up being a couple posts that it didn't work with. Why can't you test your theory?
Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 14:50:14 0ae57b No. 14513
>>14512
Oh, I just experienced the image glitch for the first time.
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Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 14:50:29 c63ff9 No. 14514
>>14512
Evidence points elsewhere.
Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 19:14:43 5d2b2d No. 14517
>>14512
one more incoming, I'm guessing:
>>14516
Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 20:39:22 5a1c7c No. 14518
if the file doesn't get deleted, this post will be banned
Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 21:01:27 442080 No. 14519
>>14518
>yfw when the file gets deleted
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Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 22:24:41 0ae57b No. 14524
I feel like it has something to do with the name number being in the filename and post number, but that doesn't explain filenames with no numbers.
Idiot 06/06/15 (Sat) 22:25:11 0ae57b No. 14525
>>14524
Fucking hell, what's wrong with 8chan?
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DOGE DOGE 06/06/15 (Sat) 23:10:56 e51492 No. 14526
GOOD DOGE
If they ban me dogs are considered superior
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DOGE 06/06/15 (Sat) 23:12:23 e51492 No. 14528
File: 1433632343016.jpg (100.24 KB, 605x305, 121:61, doge_pilot_by_pyrosity-d6n….jpg )
DOGE 06/06/15 (Sat) 23:17:15 e51492 No. 14530
>Post discarded
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Idiot 06/07/15 (Sun) 02:12:35 385961 No. 14531
>>14524
Don't forget, there's more than one file name!
Idiot 06/08/15 (Mon) 17:20:34 5d2b2d No. 14532
>>14524
you were so close!
Idiot 06/08/15 (Mon) 19:46:56 50236d No. 14534
The sеxy rulе is:
The 8chan picture filename may not contain every digit of the post number.
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Idiot 06/09/15 (Tue) 11:48:04 be0a5e No. 14536
I think we should think of a way to spice this game up a bit. I think I can speak for a lot of people when I say it got boring after tens of rounds.
Idiot 06/09/15 (Tue) 12:44:46 45f7a0 No. 14537
apology for poor english
when were you when /secretsеxy rulе dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
'secretsеxy rulе is kill'
'no'
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Idiot 06/09/15 (Tue) 21:13:10 0f47d3 No. 14538
Idiot 06/09/15 (Tue) 21:25:53 5d2b2d No. 14539
>>14536
Wish I had the money for cash prizes. If you have any ideas on how to spice up the rounds, they'd be greatly appreciated, we're always looking for more ways to draw people in and keep them around
Idiot 06/09/15 (Tue) 21:27:57 0f47d3 No. 14540
>>14431
Impersonation is a crime™
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Idiot 06/10/15 (Wed) 12:36:33 374b2f No. 14541
Hahahaha, who was this? http://8ch.net/weed/res/3535.html
>>14539
>cash prizes
...that's not what I meant. I meant maybe another game or something. Not that I can think of something. This has literally been the same thing for 132 threads, of course. Also I've been a mod for, like, 60 rounds, FYI. I'm one of "we're".
Idiot 06/11/15 (Thu) 02:31:06 b5f7a0 No. 14543
I think tomorrow I'm going to call it and give it to whoever is closest, if that's okay with everyone, 2 weeks is plenty for a round. Players: put in a guess with an electronic mail please
>>14541
another game? How do you mean? There's >>>cyoa I know of, and.... is it >>>qu ? I don't know if you mean change the core function of the game to something else, or expand on it, or something else though.
Idiot 06/11/15 (Thu) 02:34:09 b5f7a0 No. 14544
>>14543
i dont know why i suddently forgot how to link;
>>>/cyoa/
>>>/qu/
>>>/storytiem/ (this place is actually pretty active, I should play there more often)
Idiot 06/11/15 (Thu) 02:36:52 b5f7a0 No. 14545
>>14544
triple post, why not?
Maybe we need a porn round
Idiot 06/11/15 (Thu) 05:06:03 ca679a No. 14546
>>14543
Yeah this round is dragging on a bit tbh
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 03:34:06 3ca6c7 No. 14547
>>14546
heh then no one even guessed. I guess the ride really does never end.
>>14534
>>14524
Either of you guys still around?
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 14:32:31 f53faa No. 14548
>8chan is being invaded by reddit
>this place gets nothing
anyway sеxy rulе is the sum of the server-given filename's digits must be a combination of digits inside the post number
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 18:28:10 b7a584 No. 14549
>>14548
Good point man, we need to advertise to them. Anyone noticed a huge concentration of them in one place or another?
And not it, but close enough, got an electronic mail?
please god dont be a mod
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 18:47:54 7914e7 No. 14550
>>14549
Just go to the top board, lurk a bit to see what threads are popular
Unlike 4chan in which summer was more or less recognizable (especially on /b/), here it seems that the old users are trying to contain the new users' faggotry, so it might be a bit hard to cater to them specifically
It's probably easier to spam on /b/ or something
What's the actual sеxy rulе?
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 19:48:25 c665cd No. 14551
>>14550
The sеxy rulе was: No character from the board-generated file name can be in the post body (including period) .
You know reddit actually has/had a secretsеxy rulе board, although it's dead, they might actually be into this, too bad fph admins are hotpockets or id advertise there. Maybe a /boards/ bump would do just as well once we have a new round going.
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 19:52:55 ca679a No. 14552
Alright ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our destination. As always, we thank you choosing to play on /sеcretrulе/. We hope you enjoyed the view of the ban formation along the way.
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 20:13:09 c665cd No. 14553
>>14550
are you able to host?
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 20:32:52 7914e7 No. 14554
>>14553
When I get an idea for a sеxy rulе
sorry
Idiot 06/12/15 (Fri) 20:40:38 c665cd No. 14556
>>14554
Nothing to be sorry for, if you need help thinking of a sеxy rulе drop by IRC, I don't think anyone is in a huge rush, though.
Idiot 06/13/15 (Sat) 22:39:53 0ae57b No. 14558
Idiot 06/14/15 (Sun) 01:01:58 2e4641 No. 14559
>>14558
yay
now we just need a new round, and I'm very hesitant to start one myself
Idiot 06/14/15 (Sun) 01:33:19 e7dfe9 No. 14560
>>14559
i could start one
it's not a terribly good sеxy rulе but it's something
Idiot 06/14/15 (Sun) 08:39:50 47be29 No. 14561
>>14560
as long as it's not too obscure I don't think anyone will mind, easy sеxy rulеs seemed to be working well with the lower traffic (I thought this one was easy though, and look how it ended up).
If you start, I'll have a little time to shill here and there tomorrow
Idiot 06/15/15 (Mon) 08:56:44 4294ef No. 14562
if anyone wants to start a round go on ahead
abortisement 06/15/15 (Mon) 13:21:20 f4be4f No. 14563
abortisement 06/15/15 (Mon) 13:24:32 f4be4f No. 14564
>>14551
No wonder it took so god damn long. That's horribly complicated.
Since nobody else seems to want to, I'll start a round tomorrow morning my time (i.e. 8-10 hours from now, give or take). I haven't in months.