Brazil just lost to Paraguay
fuckin' Paraguay
oooooh I remember when I was but a wee, bright-eyed lad, discovering the wonders of Australia, when 2006 rolled in with the Germany world cup
The glory days, Where you could'nt pick the best player in the team because half of them had been officially called the best player in the world.
Oh how I miss my reluctant celebration of Brazil beating Australia, with slaloming runs that would put Usain Bolt to shame
But those times have passed, and now all we have is a 22 year-old with arms skinnier than an anorexic supermodel's
For the first time ever Brazil will not be attending the Confederations Cup
The worst thing is, It hasn't even been 10 years
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