/secretrule/

Nothing much. Chris Arp from Psyopus added me on Facefuck and I have no idea why or how he found me. I'm doing DXM for the first time either tonight or tomorrow night. And I'm starting up uni again next week. I'll definitely keep coming here, though. I have less on than last semester. Are you up to much?

Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 06:31:43 ee5d64 No.15040

File: 1435905103638.jpg (272.42 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, open_pandora_handheld_cons….jpg)

>>15039

You should come to the dextroverse dude, irc.dextroverse.org #dextroverse

and nah, school and finally ordered one of pic related, thats about it

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Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 06:32:11 ee5d64 No.15041

>>15039

dxm is a blast, I'm getting ready to try MXE for the first time

abortisement 07/03/15 (Fri) 06:41:41 fa77b9 No.15042

>>15040

This Pandora thing looks pretty interesting. I take it there are actually a bunch of games for it?

>>15041

All that kind of stuff must be so much easier to find in the states than in some tiny island nation. What's the weirdest (like, obscure) drug you've ever done?

Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 06:44:34 ee5d64 No.15043

>>15042

emulates pretty much everything up to 5th gen gaming systems, and also can run android so anything that can run on any of those you can play on pandora.

>>15042

i dunno, other people have more obscure tastes than me. Some people get weird about nutmeg and catnip extract though

Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 06:47:40 ee5d64 No.15044

>>15042

and pandora is essentially obsolete, I have low standards so I may enjoy it though. The pyra should be coming soon, even though it will be expensive, its hard to find anything else like it (full keyboard, full linux distro, usb etc)

abortisement 07/03/15 (Fri) 06:57:38 fa77b9 No.15045

>>15043

I should have known it would have been way better than regular consoles. Figures that an open source platform like that would only sell several thousand worldwide by now (I just looked it up before, since I hadn't heard of it).

Also as for drugs, a lot of the better-known psychedelics like DMT and mescaline are pretty damn hard to get without bitcoins and a tinfoil hat. There's just weed everywhere.

Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 07:00:47 ee5d64 No.15046

>>15045

I'm not sure what the climate is like out there, but if you are unable to find the raw materials you need to make dmt and mescaline you can always try your hand at growing them, if you can't outside, obviously it will be more expensive, but you can always sell to recoup your loss etc.

It's been a long time since I had a dealer or a source or anything, most of the times its easier to just extract shit from herbs/spices/plants that you can grow yourself or get for cheap.

I had a friend in NZ a while back who always seemed to have access to RCs, im not sure what part he was in, but it seemed to be pretty available there, so thats kind of odd.

abortisement 07/03/15 (Fri) 07:07:39 fa77b9 No.15047

>>15046

>I'm not sure what the climate is like out there

Really, really cold non-stop. It's reasonable for shrooms every once in a while, but I've never tried. An old friend of mine told me he'd tried a few RCs, so I've heard the same about that. Do you know what part your friend lived in?

Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 07:12:00 ee5d64 No.15048

>>15047

no real clue, sorry. I hope you enjoy your DXM, if you have any questions drop by the chat if you want, no pressure, etc

abortisement 07/03/15 (Fri) 07:13:46 fa77b9 No.15049

>>15048

I guess I just don't know what I'd really do with the chat right now, I dunno. I've read up on the big FAQ a bunch, so I basically know what I'm getting myself into. How much have you done it? Have you fried your brain or done anything ridiculous?

Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 07:26:18 ee5d64 No.15050

>>15049

Not nearly as much as some other people in the chat, but I've done it enough to get tired of it, maybe 300-600 times, maybe more. It hasn't really fried me or anything, but it hasn't helped in any way either.

The chat is useful for just basic DXM questions, I suppose, stuff like this, or more specific things like extraction advice or specific brands/preparations or interactions with other drugs, if you ever feel the need/desire to discuss it, it's one of the better places around, next to /del/ on 420

Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 07:26:52 ee5d64 No.15051

>>15050

sorry, I think it's /dis/

Idiot 07/03/15 (Fri) 07:30:36 ee5d64 No.15052

>>15049

also, interestingly enough, the guy who wrote the DXM faq was involved in founding the DV

abortisement 07/03/15 (Fri) 11:44:23 fa77b9 No.15053

OWowhah

Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 05:09:49 50889e No.15054

THIS sеxy rulе MAN

Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 05:10:18 50889e No.15055

File: 1435986618654.gif (983.3 KB, 400x297, 400:297, delete.gif)

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Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 05:44:37 774fc3 No.15056

>>15055

>55

Nice

Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 14:16:54 e83b11 No.15057

File: 1436019414644.png (179 B, 50x50, 1:1, blank.png)

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Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 20:03:20 cfd04f No.15058

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

noban

Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 20:04:53 cfd04f No.15059

File: 1436040293955.png (3.87 KB, 67x118, 67:118, file.png)

Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 20:25:52 cfd04f No.15060

File: 1436041552260.jpg (214.6 KB, 730x1095, 2:3, 1418229430752.jpg)

>>14982

Weekly line drop from your old friends over at /sеcretrulе/, 'The Best Kept Secret on 8chan'™. We currently have a round running and it's anyone's game, come give it a try if you're in the mood for a puzzle!

>>>/sеcretrulе/14964

Note to past visitors: We've been attempting to significantly lower the difficultly level of the sеxy rulеs, and we are assured this one is easy.

If you haven't played before, there's only sеxy rulе you have to follow, but it's a secret, and users experiment to deduce it, all while dodging bans for breaking sеxy rulеs they don't understand. If you are the first to guess the sеxy rulе, you win and become a mod, and can even run your own sеxy rulе if you want!

So, come give our easier sеxy rulеs a go

>>>/sеcretrulе/

'Mentioned by Hotwheels in an Interview'™

>>>/sеcretrulе/

'It's Only A Circlejerk If You Take It Seriously'™

>>>/sеcretrulе/

'Certify Your Autism Today!'™

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Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 20:27:06 cfd04f No.15061

>>15060

feel free to add/delete whatever you want, that's what I usually put, I can be the poster if you want but not til tomorrow, we could use some more posters though.

So, did they change the format for links or something?

Idiot 07/04/15 (Sat) 21:21:09 2aedbf No.15062

File: 1436044869168.webm (4.89 MB, 480x360, 4:3, popstars.webm)

>>15061

I think I'll just post that over to /b/, but I don't have enough porn to bump it, so I'll wait till someone else can help with that (or, if it doesn't happen till tomorrow, I'll just handle this to you :^) :^) )

I think you can't link to the same board/thread you post in

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 05:06:30 b64eb4 No.15063

>>15058

>>15059

This paperclip youtube business is really getting to me. How about this?

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 05:06:56 b64eb4 No.15064

File: 1436072816309.png (Spoiler Image, 3.87 KB, 67x118, 67:118, file.png)

>>15063

bastards stripped my image

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 05:07:39 b64eb4 No.15065

File: 1436072859906.pdf (94.08 KB, test.pdf)

or this

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 05:10:00 b64eb4 No.15066

>>15062

mixing trippy gifs with porns usually works well, some people ignore porns

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 05:17:23 b64eb4 No.15067

File: 1436073443037.pdf (508.01 KB, tss.pdf)

>>15066

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 17:32:33 3366b3 No.15068

File: 1436117553138.jpg (19.66 KB, 199x363, 199:363, 1123434664.jpg)

https://8ch.net/b/res/3345329.html

links seem to be broken...

anyway, any help bumping this would be nice

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 17:38:06 eaff17 No.15069

File: 1436117886469.jpg (42.55 KB, 400x369, 400:369, DoubleNigger-Eggman.jpg)

ss0b yE

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:24:01 4942ed No.15070

>>15068

Im here till 23UTC and back 7 hours after than, I'll do my best to bump

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:27:01 4942ed No.15071

File: 1436124421784.pdf (7.79 KB, file.pdf)

alright, new plan. How about this

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dongman 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:41:49 78f96d No.15072

any attached media with more or less than three colours

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:42:10 4942ed No.15073

>>15071

finally got the paperclip banned, so I guess the content of a PDF doesn't matter then.

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:45:43 4942ed No.15074

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15073

next step: get youtube banned

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:47:20 4942ed No.15075

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:48:05 3366b3 No.15076

>>15072

this is a guess, right?

just making sure, I don't want to accidentally ban someone that doesn't deserve it

>>15074

good luck with that :^)

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:47:51 4942ed No.15077

>>15072

but

>>14983

dongman 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:50:11 78f96d No.15078

>>15076

yes, it was a guess. ban me.

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:50:28 211c5b No.15079

>>15072

but

>>14983

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 19:51:37 e83b11 No.15080

>>15076

I wonder if it has something to do with uploading files then, since with Youtube you never had the video saved on your PC, so technically you didn't upload it.

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:02:55 4acecf No.15081

File: 1436126575250.jpg (3 KB, 67x118, 67:118, file.jpg)

>>15080

hmm

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:04:20 4acecf No.15082

File: 1436126660185.webm (2 MB, 67x118, 67:118, file.webm)

>>15081

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:12:24 3366b3 No.15083

File: 1436127154851.jpg (63.12 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 20bUUv7.jpg)

>make hard sеxy rulе

>guessed the same day

>make easy sеxy rulе

>takes two weeks

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:12:20 0237f6 No.15084

>>15082

just a thought

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:13:36 0237f6 No.15085

File: 1436127216720.gif (49.74 KB, 69x120, 23:40, 2Jw5GNA.gif)

>>15083

Which hard one are you thinking of?

>>15084

stripping images

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:13:40 3366b3 No.15086

>>15084

>>15082

it's nice

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:17:20 3366b3 No.15087

>>15085

it was just to say :^)

but I remember some weird sеxy rulеs long ago were guessed in half the time than now

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:18:09 0237f6 No.15088

>>15087

the autism level was higher

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:20:09 cfd04f No.15089

>>15085

i-is this a no ban?

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:22:10 cfd04f No.15090

File: 1436127730751.png (8.15 KB, 191x137, 191:137, 2015-07-05-142155_191x137_….png)

>>15089

stripped my image again

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:22:34 3366b3 No.15091

File: 1436127754993.jpg (9.54 KB, 480x360, 4:3, microsoft-clippy.jpg)

>>15089

maybe ;^)

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:31:08 b64eb4 No.15092

>>15087

Our ability to find out sеxy rulеs like the converting the ID to decimal and dividing it by the post count one, but spend days on ones like this, serves only as a testament to our ~~autism~~ specialized ability

Johny!TJ9qoWuqvA 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:34:58 a488f1 No.15093

File: 1436128498283.png (3.87 KB, 67x118, 67:118, Boobs.png)

>>15091

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:40:25 26c3f2 No.15094

test

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:41:35 26c3f2 No.15095

File: 1436128895706.jpg (34.55 KB, 490x539, 10:11, LSSjg.jpg)

test

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:42:25 e83b11 No.15096

File: 1436128945939.gif (49.74 KB, 69x120, 23:40, 1436127216720.gif)

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:43:43 b64eb4 No.15097

File: 1436129023242.png (93.66 KB, 503x430, 503:430, 2015-07-05-144309_503x430_….png)

The sеxy rulе is: something something files from a website something something not computer something something. I'm not sure, really, but we are getting closer, I know that much.

>>15095

inb4 banned

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Johny!TJ9qoWuqvA 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:44:23 a488f1 No.15098

File: 1436129063794.jpg (17.92 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

meow

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:45:10 b64eb4 No.15099

File: 1436129110244.png (55.64 KB, 266x212, 133:106, 2015-07-05-144454_266x212_….png)

>>15097

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:45:59 e83b11 No.15100

File: 1436129159832.png (64.29 KB, 325x162, 325:162, b.PNG)

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:47:37 26c3f2 No.15101

The sеxy rulе is no attachments or pictures above or below a certain size.

Johny!TJ9qoWuqvA 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:49:55 a488f1 No.15102

>>15101

banned

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:50:14 3366b3 No.15103

>>15101

please be more specific

it can be any size, so I won't say if you are right or wrong until you specify which size it is

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:52:26 50889e No.15104

>>15099

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:52:48 50889e No.15105

File: 1436129568323.png (5.94 KB, 67x118, 67:118, file.png)

>>15104

just once I'd like it to not strip my images

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:53:40 50889e No.15106

its 50kb i bet

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:54:21 e83b11 No.15107

spurdo

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:54:37 e83b11 No.15108

File: 1436129677238.png (3.5 KB, 69x120, 23:40, test.png)

>>15107

Whoops.

>flood detected

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 20:57:49 50889e No.15109

File: 1436129869754.png (131.2 KB, 568x1000, 71:125, file.png)

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:00:59 26c3f2 No.15110

File: 1436130059548.png (2.67 KB, 140x50, 14:5, 12yo takes a dick.png)

Johny!TJ9qoWuqvA 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:01:25 a488f1 No.15111

>>15106

The sеxy rulе is: Images must be Between 3 - 5KB or 45 and 50 KB large.

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:03:34 26c3f2 No.15112

File: 1436130215047.jpg (132.07 KB, 878x1319, 878:1319, aptopix-mideast-syriajpeg-….jpg)

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:04:28 26c3f2 No.15113

File: 1436130268977.jpg (657.74 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 1326516946123.jpg)

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:10:10 e83b11 No.15114

File: 1436130610174.gif (381.93 KB, 435x435, 1:1, 1434377815808-0.gif)

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:11:19 e83b11 No.15115

File: 1436130679031.gif (315.42 KB, 500x450, 10:9, 1434377815808-1.gif)

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:16:02 e83b11 No.15116

File: 1436130962334.png (1.55 KB, 128x128, 1:1, spoiler.png)

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:23:51 e83b11 No.15117

File: 1436131431748.png (65.29 KB, 300x100, 3:1, banners.php.png)

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:33:23 26c3f2 No.15118

File: 1436132003745.png (5.05 MB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 1326516946123.png)

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:45:26 50889e No.15119

>>15118

So is it something like images must be placeholder or stored already on a server

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:46:48 3366b3 No.15120

>>15119

it's easier than that

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:47:35 3366b3 No.15121

>>15119

>>15120

and I guess I'll take this as a guess :^)

jajaja 07/05/15 (Sun) 21:52:47 347e55 No.15122

sеxy rulе is filename must be "file.png"

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 22:51:39 e83b11 No.15123

>take nap

>wake up

>look at clock

>read 9 and get up

>start brushing teeth

>realize I don't remember going to bed or eating dinner

>check clock again, it's actually 6

shit what

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 22:52:28 e83b11 No.15124

File: 1436136748567.png (6.1 KB, 136x117, 136:117, test.png)

>>15123

Damnit 8chan

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Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 23:32:16 de84d7 No.15125

File: 1436139136603.png (79.72 KB, 384x384, 1:1, unnamed (1).png)

I predict that I won't get banned

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 23:34:30 de84d7 No.15126

You can't ban me for uploading a picture of the earth right?

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 23:35:13 de84d7 No.15127

File: 1436139313188.png (295.78 KB, 384x382, 192:191, unnamed (2).png)

>>15126

Oops, forgot image

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 23:36:29 3366b3 No.15128

File: 1436139389365.gif (225 B, 65x22, 65:22, mystery.gif)

>>15126

>>15127

Idiot 07/05/15 (Sun) 23:37:40 de84d7 No.15129

File: 1436139460770.gif (3.76 MB, 400x335, 80:67, Pallas Cat.gif)

If it was a pallas cat on the other hand, that would probably get me banned for catpaws

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Idiot 07/06/15 (Mon) 00:00:52 de84d7 No.15130

>>15129

ok, I think I've got it

>any file that is uploaded (so including pdfs but excluding youtube embeds) must have transparency somewhere in the image

So while

>>15090

Got banned because the image had no transparency, pic related will not get me banned, because it has transparency

Idiot 07/06/15 (Mon) 00:01:44 de84d7 No.15131

File: 1436140904111.png (19.5 KB, 439x335, 439:335, unnamed (4).png)

Apparently pic related didn't make it into my post

Idiot 07/06/15 (Mon) 00:08:32 3366b3 No.15132

File: 1436141312574.jpg (63.68 KB, 531x354, 3:2, 1415134669195.jpg)

>>15130

>>15131

And we have a winner!

The sеxy rulе was: "attached file must have a notieceable transparency"

This means it can't have just one transparent pixel, but a sensible portion

Embeds were not considered as they are technically not attachments (they are hosted off-site). They would've been banned anyway.

PDFs were a grey area because, unlike other avaliable formats, they are not properly made of pictures, and as such the concept of "transparency" is not really meaningful

They were banned to avoid confusion and because transparency on printing paper makes no sense anyway

Thanks everyone for playing~

Idiot 07/06/15 (Mon) 00:13:03 3366b3 No.15133

>>15132

>>15130

if you are not a mod already and want to be one, please provide an electronic mail address

use sharklaser for a private disposable one

The winner 07/06/15 (Mon) 00:13:16 de84d7 No.15134

>>15132

I'm already a mod.

I have an idea for the next round. I'll talk to you on IRC.

Idiot 07/06/15 (Mon) 00:16:51 3366b3 No.15135