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Round 142 nigtv 08/10/15 (Mon) 04:57:11 c9de9d No. 15723
Round 142!
Welcome back to the slowest game in the world, /sеcretrulе/! protip post more and it will be less slow tell a friend!
Bans are usual, thanks again to ratboy for hosting two in a row, and welcome back Sqochit!
If you are out there and reading this, report in, oh, and have fun!
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:06:13 372882 No. 15725
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:07:04 c9de9d No. 15726
>>15725
sorry, no ban, that was abnormally fast though
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:08:02 372882 No. 15727
you're abnormally fast
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:10:03 c9de9d No. 15728
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:11:34 372882 No. 15729
if only this was a plate of spaghett
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:13:31 c9de9d No. 15730
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>>15729
sorry, its an imageboard
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:18:51 372882 No. 15732
You have got to be kidding me
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:21:52 c9de9d No. 15733
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 05:44:59 372882 No. 15734
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 06:09:14 24c7e3 No. 15736
They say science is done standing on the shoulder of giants. Hopefully by standing on top of my shitposts others can see the sеxy rulе.
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 06:15:17 c9de9d No. 15738
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>>15736
how altruistic of you
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 06:19:48 24c7e3 No. 15740
abnormally fast shitposting
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 06:32:54 c9de9d No. 15741
>>15740
so, you got yourself banned
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 07:01:14 24c7e3 No. 15743
Did you know cheetahs can run at speeds as high as 68 – 75 mph? Now that's pretty quick!
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 07:06:32 24c7e3 No. 15744
On the other hand, the sloth is a mammal that lives in the trees of South America. They have a slow and peculiar way of moving about. In fact, they are the slowest land mammals and travel very sluggishly on the ground (0.025 m/s–0.050 m/s).
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 07:14:09 c9de9d No. 15745
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>>15744
>The speed of hair growth is roughly 1.25 centimeters or 0.5 inches per month. With age the speed of hairgrowth might slow down to as little as 0.25 cm or 0.1 inch a month.
>0.1 inch a month
>0.00000000096 m/s
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 08:04:40 c9de9d No. 15746
>>15745
going to sleep soon, be back tomorrow
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 10:45:38 51c7f8 No. 15747
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 12:56:19 315367 No. 15748
Where the fuck are the other mods
Also spam /b/ or /intl/ or anyway make a thread we can bump from time to time
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 13:02:53 1bd914 No. 15749
Sawfishes, also known as carpenter sharks, are a family (Pristidae) of rays characterized by a long, narrow, flattened rostrum, or nose extension, lined with sharp transverse teeth, arranged so as to resemble a saw. Several species of sawfishes can grow to about 7 m (23 ft). The family as a whole is largely unknown and little studied. The Pristidae are the only living family within the order Pristiformes, whose name comes from the Ancient Greek: πρίστης prístēs "saw, sawyer".
Sawfishes should not be confused with sawsharks (order Pristiophoriformes), which have a similar appearance.
All species of sawfishes are listed as Endangered or Critically Endangered by the IUCN, and face the threat of extinction as a result of habitat loss and overfishing. Global populations of every species of sawfishes are estimated to have fallen to less than 10% of their historic levels, and they have been lost from at least 80% of their historic range. The smalltooth sawfish (Pristis pectinata), for example, was once widely distributed, but available data indicate the range of this species has been reduced by about 90%, and population numbers have declined dramatically, perhaps by 95% or more. International commerce of sawfishes has been banned globally since 2007, with the only exception being for the provision of live Pristis microdon to appropriate public aquaria for primarily conservation purposes.
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 15:08:54 315367 No. 15750
"abnormally" seems to be banned
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 15:13:09 315367 No. 15752
>>15750
>>15751
Actually, as I posted these, I realized what could be the sеxy rulе
It depends on which of those posts get banned
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 18:32:41 c9de9d No. 15753
>>15748
This one is a grey area, but I'm gonna ban it. I'll get on the thread right now.
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 18:34:57 c9de9d No. 15754
>>15753
also
I'm back, bans are current
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 18:53:06 c9de9d No. 15755
>>15750
>>15751
Also, sorry, it's neither.
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 18:57:25 c9de9d No. 15756
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 19:27:49 c9de9d No. 15758
>>15757
Thanks for the post, sorry, no ban
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 19:28:28 c9de9d No. 15759
>>15757
also surprised it took that long for someone to come shitpost here from /b/
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 19:31:35 486f26 No. 15760
>>15759
>shilling /b/
>not expecting shitposter
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 19:34:24 c9de9d No. 15761
>>15760
>not catching the hint
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 21:12:38 dba734 No. 15764
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 21:19:23 c9de9d No. 15765
>>15764
hey thanks! Looks like we haven't been as slow as I thought
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 21:24:56 315367 No. 15766
abnormally fast posting
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 21:28:47 315367 No. 15767
>>15766
Something's going on here
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 22:24:50 c9de9d No. 15770
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 22:32:37 315367 No. 15774
abnormally fast posting
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 22:33:56 315367 No. 15775
abnormally slow posting
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 22:34:46 c9de9d No. 15776
>>15773
I don't really know what to make out of this one, let's say no ban though
>>15774
at least this one is easy
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 22:39:56 315367 No. 15777
>>15776
The fact that it's a grey area is not encouraging at all
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 22:41:30 c9de9d No. 15778
>>15777
if you want a grey area,
>>15775
>>15772
>>15773
>>15771
are pretty close, depending on how you interpret the sеxy rulе, I figured I'd try to be as explicit as possible though
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 22:48:16 c9de9d No. 15779
>>15748
good call on the /b/ thread by the way, at least it brought in a few people when we otherwise would have been dead
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 22:51:03 315367 No. 15780
>>15779
It's still not really that popular (plus it's hard to keep it on page 1)
I've seen some other random boards lately, like /1/, maybe we could spam them too even if they are not so popular
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:00:20 1329f0 No. 15781
NIGGERS NIGGERS THE sеxy rulе IS NOT TO BREATH WHILE TYPING
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:06:01 c9de9d No. 15782
>>15780
wow thats a super grey area post you got there
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:10:14 315367 No. 15783
>>15782
At least now I'm sure it's about the act of posting
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:24:45 315367 No. 15784
posting fast
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:27:27 315367 No. 15785
posting slow
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:27:35 c9de9d No. 15786
>>15784
we're crossing a line here that is sure to leave everyone confused. banned for interpreted as 'posting quickly'
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:35:50 c9de9d No. 15788
>>15787
I guess you could take it to mean that
1. You made the post quickly
2. Posts were being made quickly on the board
3. You were posting something related to speed in general
for what it's worth, re: grey area
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Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:37:26 c9de9d No. 15789
>>15788
also, going to go exercise, so sorry if bans slow down a bit, I'll be checking on my phone
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:45:14 315367 No. 15792
Idiot 08/10/15 (Mon) 23:45:36 315367 No. 15793
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 01:56:27 c9de9d No. 15796
Back from exercising, looks like it got all slow again. Guess I'll have to bump the /b/ thread a bit
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Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 02:05:55 3c6c1b No. 15797
I'm only new to this. Are the games always so slow?
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Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 02:21:09 c9de9d No. 15799
>>15797
not always. Activity ebbs and flows, were all over the world and people have lives, etc. This round has actually been relatively quick
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Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 02:28:01 c9de9d No. 15800
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 02:48:57 c9de9d No. 15801
dont you die on me again round 142!
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SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:17:02 c9e53c No. 15802
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:21:07 c9de9d No. 15803
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:26:32 c9e53c No. 15804
>>15802
Hmmm...
Probably has something to do about talking about the rate of posts.
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:35:51 c9e53c No. 15805
/v/ is a really really really fast board with a lot of posts.
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:37:59 3c6c1b No. 15806
Is this how you guess the sеxy rulе?
It's against the sеxy rulеs to talk about how slow the game is.
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:40:41 c9e53c No. 15807
>>15806
Not too fast! We need to see if I'll get banned for this first >>15805
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:45:48 c9e53c No. 15808
Is this thread dead? We need more posts!
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:49:22 c9de9d No. 15809
>>15806
sorry about the delay, we have a winner!
the sеxy rulе is, user cannot talk about the board being slow
got an email?
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:53:09 c9e53c No. 15810
>>15809
Where do you talk with other mods?
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:54:01 c9de9d No. 15811
>>15810
irc.rizon.net
#secretsеxy rulе
room password is board password
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:55:13 c9e53c No. 15812
>>15811
I don't know how to use IRC
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:58:52 c9de9d No. 15813
>>15812
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=#8chan
go here, pick ur nick, and let it connect to #8chan.
After it connects, type "/join #secretsеxy rulе BOARDPASSWORDHERE"
replacing boardpasswordhere with the password, obviously
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 03:59:58 c9de9d No. 15814
>>15813
after /join goes # and then s e c r e t r u l e without the spaces, fucking wordfilters
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:00:58 c9de9d No. 15815
>>15812
how did you and HMIC talk, just email?
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:01:43 c9e53c No. 15816
>>15815
Yup. Everyone used email.
Silly, I know.
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:02:42 c9de9d No. 15817
>>15816
well, you can reply to mine, if you want, or IRC if you can work it out, theres not much mod chatting these days anyways
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:03:49 c9e53c No. 15818
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:05:02 c9de9d No. 15819
>>15818
you're in the main chat, have to go to #secretsеxy rulе
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:07:43 c9e53c No. 15821
>>15820
>>15819
Nevermind, copied what you PMd.
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:07:55 c9de9d No. 15822
>>15820
what on earth? no, thats the wrong server, fuck. It should be irc.rizon.net, I was sure that client connected through there. Oh well, unless you have Mirc or Hexchat or something installed already you might have to download something else to get on
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:11:40 c9de9d No. 15823
>>15806
bump, YOU WON ANON, PLEASE POST EMAIL IF YOU WANT TO JOIN MODERSHIP
Idiot 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:39:46 3c6c1b No. 15824
>>15823
>>15809
Hey cool I won! I'd like to thank my family for giving me the courage to click a link.
I don't want to be a mod or whatever, I just want to play.
SM 08/11/15 (Tue) 04:46:37 c9e53c No. 15825
>>15824
If it's really the same person, then okay.
We'll start a new round.