/secretrule/ - Certified Autism

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bump

>posting quickly

no bans yet

>>16211

>>16218

Nevermind, I have to go

Unfortunately, real life problems arose and I I will be unable to moderate for a while, sorry about that

I'll distribute bans/announce the winner as soon as I can

Again, I apologize

Ok guys, I'm finally back!

Sorry for this long delay...

I banned what had to be banned, now the game can continue!

sntahoeurchp

Genocide is funny

When I manage to get a post banned I'm going to do this exact victory motion

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter and I'm dumping a hot steamy load on this thread.

>She's up all night till the sun

>I'm up all night to get some

>She's up all night for good fun

>I'm up all night to get banned

>>16236

>We're up all night to get banned

Recipe for Blueberry Lush:

CRUST:

1/2 c. butter, softened

1 c. flour

1/2 c. chopped walnuts

Mix together in the same manner as pie dough. Roll out to about an 8x8 baking dish size. In an 8x8 baking dish, bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes.

FILLING:

1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese

1 c. powdered sugar

1 (8 oz.) carton Cool Whip

Mix cream cheese, powdered sugar and Cool Whip together until well mixed. Spread on top of cooled crust.

TOPPING:

Top with 1 can (approximately 21 ounces) of blueberry pie filling. Let set in refrigerator several hours. Then serve. This is delicious.

Universal Bantesting Sheet 1.2b

Insert into Name field:

" OP-Xx._38°я ёÖ"

Insert into electronic mail field:

"sage"

Insert into Subject field:

"Universal Bantesting Sheet"

Insert into Comment Field:

"1.

When Zarathustra was thirty years old, he left his home and the lake of his home, and went into the mountains. There he enjoyed his spirit and solitude, and for ten years did not weary of it. But at last his heart changed,--and rising one morning with the rosy dawn, he went before the sun, and spake thus unto it:

Thou great star! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou shinest!

2.

ОП хвороста.

Hij houdt van zuigen op de penis.

แม่ของเขามีขนาดใหญ่มาก

和聞起來像芥末。

彼の仕事は売春宿で働いている。

Ibi plures sugit genitalibus.

3.

x (a/b) = bth root of (x a) = ( bth (root)(x) ) a

logb(x*y) = logb(x) + logb(y)

<a, b> + <c, d> = <a+c, b+d>

(-inf, z) = 1/2 + 1/sqrt(2PI) sum (k=0..inf) [ ( (-1)^k x^(2k+1) ) / ( (2k+1) 2^k k! ) ]

4.

01011010101010101010101010000000000000000000000101010010101111111111111111111010100101010101010000101001010001010100010101001010111111010010110100101000001010011111111111111111111111111010100001010100000000000000000001111111111111111101111111111111110000000000001010101010110001110100101011101010111010101010101000110010100101110101

5.

78617545175715837162351627612.78162716827612786127561827628618216252716286122761827612762781628612781628162767281627186217821627161275268271682627861271627816286172672

6.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

7.

°!"§$%&/()=?`*';:_²³{[]}\~@,.-#/*-+

8.

Burundi, Libyan, Arab Jamahiriya, Trinidad and Tobago, Spain, Netherlands Antilles, Bosnia and Herzegowina, Bahrain, Tanzania, Virgin Islands, (British)Guinea

9.

statistically determined, rocking chair, wolf, ape, sexy goаt, Indiana Pacers, Denver Broncos, Jaden Smith, Samuel L. Jackson, Britney Spears, Under the Bridge (Red Hot Chili Peppers), furiously, optimistic, Sleeping Beauty, pumpkin, "

Select

"File"

Set path to:

"C:\Users\sexy goаt_000\Desktop\Schmuddelbilder\8Chan\secretrulе\secretrulе_testimage"

>no posts were made

>decide to just go to sleep

>get back

>13 new posts

>not a single ban to give

>mfw

>tfw ameriburger

Poutine looks pretty god-tier as well. Good job Canada.

I'm posting pictures of food hoping one of them gets banned.

Bacon wrapped onion rings.

>>16249

Congratulation for being the only ban so far!

please ban me

Ok well I think more posting is required to figure out a ban pattern. Back to the kitchen.

It's always important to lube up with a little oil when hunting for bans.

This is one sexy sub sandwich

This looks like a heart attack on a bun, but at least it'd be a tasty way to go :^)

A look at an Irish breakfast.

Apparently a poutine burger exists.

>>16261

I'm not sure, I'm just throwing posts in to see what gets banned.

Glorious Australian seafood. Basically pornography except it's food.

Some middle eastern stuff

Some gyros because why not

>>16259

Why the hell do they serve it on a cutting board

And the perfect dessert for that one massive cunt in your life.

>>16273

>>16273

I have to say that while banning the latest posts, I noticed a pattern I didn't consider...

But it has nothing to do with the sеxy rulе, it's just a fun fact :^)

Work it good

According to my working hypothesis, this post should be banned

>>16285

This post however, will be perfectly acceptable

>Where were you when the Hulkamania ran wild brother?

This post is just fine

According to science, this post will get banhammered

The secret sеxy rulе is that the numbers in your post number may not add up to dubs. For example, the numbers in 16195 adds up to 22 which is dubs. 16211 adds up to 11 which is dubs.

>>16295

It's very close, but it's not the correct one

I have to say though, that we're not really in the conditions to see the actual difference, but it's still there and it might happen if no one guesses it any time soon...

This is such a cool idea for a board.

augh fuck testing

I think that the sеxy rulе is:

posts may not end with

a last number that is part of a decreasing sequence

AND

a second-to-last- number that is part of a rising sequence,

e.g.

-19, -28, -37, -46, -55.

>>16341

>>16342

You are thinking too much: >>16295

>>16295

>>16345

>The "No adding up to dubs" hypothesis has still held up for all bans

>Banned for Incorrect Guess

The secret sеxy rulе is that the numbers in your post number may not add up to a multiple of 11, which is the number of letters in both genocide and rat.

>Inb4 banned for incorrect guess and grasping at straws

>>16341

>>16342

I noticed that pattern too, but the problem with these guesses is that they don't explain why there's a jump in the last digits between:

>>16195

>>16202

and

>>16294

>>16301

and a jump in the second to last digits from:

>>16220

>>16249

and

>>16310

>>16339

The answer will apparently be simple to state, but I can't figure it out. I'm probably just going to see what gets banned to see if I can find a deviation from the dubs hypothesis.

>Are you going to be the one to guess the sеxy rulе, Anon?

>>16358

>>16360

>>16363

Sorry guys, I was internetless and couldn't do anything

>>16353

>someone made a spreadsheet for this sеxy rulе

I'm glad I kept the original sеxy rulе instead of giving up to >>16295 kek

>>16351

This one is the winner!

The exact sеxy rulе is: the digits in the post number must not add up to a multiple of 11

The whole dubs thing was a consequence I didn't consider when picking the number, but I already explained my position (I should've definitely picked a better number...)

Anyway, the round ended! If the winner is not a mod already and is interested, just give a private electronic mail address

>tfw that was all me

Anyways I'm already a mod. :^)

>>16368

Top kek

Well then, see you next round :^)