/sen/ - The Senate

Just before the Sabah debacle, I had a pitched battle off the coast of Madagascar with an unknown visitor in what appeared to be a flying saucer. Sounds of "ayyy lmao" could be heard, and although we won, several of my crew ended up maimed.

Due to the urgency with which we had to leave for southeast Asia, we were unable to adequately harvest and analyze all the technology.

In fact, recent obligations in the southeast have continued to place a strain on company resources.

Thus, I offer you a choice within an action. Please vote for a project (A-C) if you vote yes.

ACTION
To sponsor a joint research project between the Naval Aerospace H Corporation of Alobe (NAHC Alobe (the "H is tbd)) and the /sen/;
A sum sufficient for one of the following projects:
A)high quality tactile prosthetics. Short of regrowing body parts, it's the best replacement for missing limbs, eyes, etc. This is but a half step away from all-but-real androids. Think about how awesome it would be to have an android waifu. The need for the modern, spoiled, western woman would perish. And remember, these are bioelectromechanical systems this means you can start a family with your android waifu. In the short term, though, those who are injured among my crew will be cyborgs.
B)high load bearing SSTO vehicles. This would allow us to move literal mountains into deep space with almost no cost.
C)"X-ray glasses." You can see through anything you want (it reads your mind) so you can ogle the naked bodies of girls as you walk down the street like the sick pervert you are. Sick. Pervert. Yuck.