No.26924
 | Rolled 6 (1d10) |
Alright /senran/, the moment you've all been waiting for! It's time for the magic conch to have it's own thread!
Do you have a question that needs a yes or no answer and you don't know how to answer? Well then, you are in luck.
The magic conch will answer the questions you have if you post in this thread with a 1d10 dice roll.
I'll start off the thread by asking the conch something and setting an example.
Magic conch, will you actually be nice to everyone in this thread?
No.26926
>>26924
Well then, there you go. Also make sure to turn off your dice roll when you aren't asking a question.
No.26927
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>Ask Again
It begins renewed
No.26928
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
Will Homu appear in this housewife event?
No.26929
>>26928
You're on your own Homusex
No.26930
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
Will I find that winning lotto ticket on my errands tomorrow, although that's technically today?
No.26931
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>26930
Am I going to get lucky when I'm out doing stuff for folks?
No.26932
>>26929
Damn conch. Also thread is cyclical now. Funpost away.
No.26933
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
Will Takaki ever make a game that only stars Gessen and New Hebi?
No.26934
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
It begins…
Will this wind up being a horrible mistake that costs me sleep and self-esteem?
No.26935
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>26931
Will there be any sexy accidents at his next shift at work?
No.26936
>>26931
Come on conch, don't do me like this.
>>26935
That would happen on my day off.
No.26937
>>26935
So yes then.
Will the next even have Homu cards?
No.26938
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
Will I ever get to unlock a door that has a girl trapped in a sexnasium?
No.26939
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
Okay… Will Takaki ever create a senran that surpasses the 105? Just wondering if even he has his limits.
No.26940
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>26937
Oh whoops. Rollan.
No.26941
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>26938
>>26939
>>26940
I can already tell this will be a faptastic thread
No.26942
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>26938
>>26939
>>26940
>All three of got 8s
Welp.
Same question as before. I want an answer. For Homu.
No.26943
>>26941
Hey, hey
that hurts
No.26944
>>26941
Gettimg my hand ready then
No.26946
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>No Homu cards in the next event
Damn conch do you hate everyone?
No.26947
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
Asking again.
No.26948
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>26941
Great. So while I post this with one hand, will we ever get Senran Kartgura?
No.26949
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
And again.
No.26950
>>26948
DAMN IT, CONCH, I CAN STILL MULTITASK!
No.26951
No.26952
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>26948
Wow.
Will Ron Paul make anime real?
No.26953
No.26954
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
magic conch should I play shantae?
No.26955
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
asking again
No.26956
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>26953
Right? This is nuts.
How about Rand Paul then conch?
No.26957
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
Magic conch, do you want everyone here to feel terror and despair?
No.26958
>>26957
I can confirm that it's trying to get us to rip our dicks off…
No.26959
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>26958
Let's see if I can prove it.
Magic conch, should everyone here that faps use sandpaper?
No.26960
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>26956
This is your nuts
Conch, are you buy chance a certain braided haired artist?
No.26961
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>26958
Are you conch?
No.26962
No.26963
No.26964
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>26960
Oh fug.
Also re rolling. Conch are you trying to get people to rip their own dicks off?
No.26965
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>26959
How about Goo Gone?
No.26966
>>26965
>10
And so it begins! Wonder how many of these I'll see before the sun comes up…
No.26967
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
Will Dougen appear in the game that comes out after EV?
No.26968
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>26959
>>26965
How about using hand holding as "inspiration? Should we do that?
No.26969
>>26968
Conch says no, you perverted heathen!
No.26970
>>26968
That's absolutely fiendish, at least the conch has a good sense of decency!
No.26971
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>26969
>>26970
Awww.
Are you sure conch?
No.26972
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>26963
>>26964
Bow down
Will Kaede get a new card soon?
No.26973
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>maybe
Is that 2lewd4you?
>>26972
>2
Heh
No.26975
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>26972
>Never ever
Will Kumo and Kaede team up to create the ultimate lewd senran doujin?
No.26976
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>26975
How about the ultimate lewd MENRAN doujin?
No.26977
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>26976
Ulitmate lewd Homu feet doujin?
No.26979
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
Rollan for lewd Homu feet
No.26980
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>26977
How about San Ren Calligula? I wish I saved that image
No.26981
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>26977
It's gonna be quite the surprise, I see
Futa?
No.26983
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>26982
Is this a good thing?
Also rollan for lewd Homu feet again.
No.26985
>>26984
That's what I was thinking of. Doujins soon!
No.26986
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>26985
Of fox news anchors?
No.26987
| Rolled 5, 7 = 12 (2d10) |
>two maybes
rerolling for both
No.26988
>>26987
Are.. Are you questioning your love of the Homu?
No.26989
>>26987
>More maybes and nonanswers
I'm dying.
No.26990
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>26988
No not at all.
>>26989
Without fail, the conch calls me a Homusexual.
HOMUFEET DOUJIN Y/N?
No.26991
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
ROLLAN
No.26992
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
CONCH PLS
No.26993
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
FUCK
No.26994
| Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d10) |
Will Homusex ever get a straight answer?
Will he give up and fap to homu feet?
No.26995
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>26994
Will I ever get a straight answer?
No.26996
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
Will Yozakura ever get a doujin that's NOT about fisting?
No.26997
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>26996
No, fuck you I'm re-rolling. You don't toy with a man's love for his senran!
No.26998
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>26995
Oh. Well then. Can I have a nice cozy Asuka dream tonight?
No.26999
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>26995
Oh wow. I thought it would give you a 10 again.
>>26996
Will all Yo doujins from now on be ONLY about fisitng?
No.27000
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>26998
No, not Homu. Asuka. Yes or no?
No.27001
| Rolled 8, 9, 10 = 27 (3d10) |
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
Should I sleep now?
Did reddit or gawker buy 4chan?
No.27002
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>26999
I was dead certain it would give me a 10 right there. Conch is being more cooperative than last time, at least…
>>27000
If I fap and go to bed, will it happen?
No.27003
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>27002
FUCKING…
Asking again!
No.27004
| Rolled 8, 4, 1 = 13 (3d10) |
>>27002
Looks the conch is back to the usual
Will I have a Homu dream tonight?
No.27005
>>27004
>two noncommittal answers and a yes
I'm taking that yes dammit.
No.27007
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>27003
I spoke too soon… 8 is the new 10.
This thing REALLY wants me to fap for it.
I'll keep posting until I get results, conch! Will I get a dream about my senran if I give up and fap for you???
No.27010
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>27007
I'm going to fucking cry…
No.27011
>>27007
>Another 10
Oh my god.
No.27012
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
Will the ext Senran game be on Xbone and have Kinect support?
No.27013
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>27012
Naw, that's not good enough. Asking again.
No.27014
No.27017
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>27010
…I'm not going to count that one because I technically didn't ask a question.
But I am now. WILL I GET A SENRAN DREAM?
No.27018
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>27010
Man, I'm sorry the conch blows.
Will my next slushie be good instead of a cup of thinned syrup?
No.27022
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>27017
You don't know…
I think you DO know, conch! I think you're holding out on me! You promised me a straight answer and damn it that's what I'm going to get!
ASUKA DREAM Y/N???
>>27018
It's back to its old evil self. Maybe even worse.
No.27023
>>27022
There! Was that so hard?
Fucking tease…
No.27025
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>27018
Is it gonna be shit because I said you blow?
No.27196
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
Will there be an extra sexy accident at work as a reward for working the morning shift?
No.27197
No.27202
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Do I keep hunting or should I stop and go to bed early tonight?
No.27203
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Reroll
No.27205
No.27284
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Will Murasaki's boobs win me the Pick 3 lotto?
No.27285
>>27284
I already had the ticket so you best not be lying to me conch.
No.27294
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Will this stupid heat ever quit kicking my ass?
No.28217
Watch yourself on this conch
No.29135
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
will i ever tickle homu feet?
No.29772
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
Will we make it in time?
No.32923
| Rolled 13, 17, 3, 18, 9, 2, 17, 16, 12, 20 = 127 (10d20) |
Don't mind me - not rolling to ask the conch anything, but rollin'
No.32929
>>32923
>rolled duplicates
Oh well, that gives me 9 unique and two free slots
No.38453
| Rolled 25, 9, 1, 17, 6, 6, 18, 24, 21, 4, 19, 3 = 153 (12d25) |
postin
No.38454
| Rolled 8, 13, 17, 6, 3, 11, 5, 8, 11, 17, 18 = 117 (11d18) |
>>38453
re-rolling for size
No.38455
| Rolled 7, 4, 5 = 16 (3d16) |
16
No.38456
| Rolled 13 (1d16) |
one more
No.38457
| Rolled 12, 10, 16, 4, 1, 7, 12, 5, 5, 7 = 79 (10d16) |
First unique roll gets it
No.39112
| Rolled 11 (1d29) |
Should I go to bed now?
No.39113
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>somehow press "2" and "9" instead of "1" and "0"
Whoops
No.70407
| Rolled 7, 16, 7, 15, 6, 13, 16, 19, 10, 9, 3, 1, 3, 4, 6 = 135 (15d20) |
ROLL FOR MULK
No.95545
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Will a future Senran Kagura game include boypussy?
No.95549
| Rolled 4 - 1 (1d10) |
Let's try this with actual rules.
I roll to seduce. Am I successful?
Just realized that a d10 -1 should be able to give 0's so we don't have to translate 10's.
No.95554
>>95549
But then we can't get 10s.
No.95559
| Rolled 11 - 1 (1d11) |
Hm… I wonder.
Magic conch, will Senpai ever notice me?
No.95565
>>95559
>>95549
Are the minuses the modifiers?
No.95566
| Rolled 7 - 1 (1d11) |
>>95565
Yeah.
Also, magic conch is a jerk. Asuka isn't shit.
No.95568
>>95549
Of course.
>>95554
The results >>26924 go from 0 to 9, so it works out.
>>95565
Yeah, and it looks like they're applied after the roll, so >>95559 got a 10 after mods since he got the max roll beforehand.
No.95571
| Rolled 4 - 1 (1d11) |
>>95568
Ffffffffffffuck. It didn't register. Thanks brain.
No.95576
| Rolled 6 - 1 (1d11) |
>>26924
Will I be able to smother my face with Ryoubi's ass?
No.96097
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Can I drink some milky pop tonight while dining on moist cake
No.117473
| Rolled 5, 23, 15, 12, 11, 18, 6, 1, 15, 15, 5, 4 = 130 (12d25) |
GO
No.117474
| Rolled 8, 10, 4 = 22 (3d25) |
mm
No.155886
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
Will this thread die?