No.1421
is there a name for this fetish, if it can even be called such?
>having a halloween party with a bunch of guy friends and girl friends
>pirate theme
>we have an assortment of fruits that all happen to be round and black to artestically portray big heavy juicy tight chocolate cannon balls
>Craziest of girl friends at the party (anonymous but we will call her Sam) is wearing an eye patch and a really short skirt
>she is well known for doing really mischievous stupid things just for the fun of it
>she is standing by the busted old unstable table holding some of the fruits that are left over
>"ARRRR HEY PEOPLE CHECK THIS OUT"
>she does some kind of pirate flip but her shirt gets snagged on the side of the couch and the other side gets caught on the doorknob to this closet and she flips upside down and bumps into the table and hangs all in one swift messed up accidental ninja move of a motion
>she is hanging upside down with her head and shoulders resting on the floor and her legs caught up in a handstand position
>her skirt is hanging down revealing her to be wearing no underwear of any kind and completely exposed to the entire room of friends
>the table begins to creak and one of its legs snaps but doesn't completely break in half, just enough for the table to lean to the side
>a few large fruits roll down the table through some of the strawberry jam and become slippery and shoot down the the end before falling off the edge and landing heavily right on Sam's exposed vagina, but since they are lubricated and heavy they slip inside and land deep within her
>she has this look on her red blushing face of complete shock and embarrassment but it quickly turns into a mischievous grin
>she struggles to contain a small moan and resists her eyes rolling back and says "CANNON LOADED MATIES!" "ENEMY SHIP AHOY!" "LIGHT THE FUSE!"
>everyone doesn't understand except for a single friend in the corner
>he steps up to her and flicks her clit setting her off like a cannon
>her eyes roll back and her vagina spasms and literally launches the fruit breaking right through our window and through out neighbors window and hitting his cat in the ass and then the cat went totally sticky wicket insane and tore up a lampshade and stepped on a duck like oy m8 quickity quack and fired back a watermelon through the window and the thing just landed with a huge squelch like PLOP right in Sam's vagina leaving her hanging upside down cumming harder than diamonds a big round belly full of water melon and a now stretched out gaping cunt.
>everyone took turns walking over and dropping more fruit into her gaping pussy and dripped a drop of hot sauce into her asshole and she said
>"SHOTGUN KABOOM" and the whole thing nailed everyone in the room with pussy fruit shotgun cannon cum
>the end
No.1423
>>1421>is there a name for this fetish, if it can even be called such?I have a feeling the word
projectile is involved.
Other than that 10/10 I laughed.