Shrek is dreck…
Shrek is dreck. Real fucking clever, you can make rhymes about Shrek, real fucking clever.
That's real funny. Real cute. I really like that, Shrek is dreck. You think of that on your own?
You know there's some people out there who Shrek matters a whole goddamn lot to. And we're not going to let him down. We're not going to let some asshole who thinks he's being clever say "Shrek is dreck."
Because you know what?
SHREK IS NOT DRECK.
You don't know anything- you don't know anything about Shrek.
It's digusting, actually, it literally disgusts me how little you actually know about Shrek, you don't know anything about Shrek.
You know why don't you crack a fucking book or something, you know?
Why don't you watch a fucking feature film with Shrek in it, huh? Before you go around making fucking comments like "Shrek is dreck," what the fuck?
You know, there are babies out there that know more about Shrek than you do.
You're like a fucking cultureless Neanderthal, you know? You don't know a fucking thing about Shrek. You subhuman piece of shit. You go around saying, "Oh, Shrek is dreck."
You know, I'm an important member of the ShrekFAQs community and when you mess with Shrek you mess with us. I'm a moderator on the Shrek discussion board, and you better be fucking glad this isn't ShrekFAQs.net right now, because your ass would get the ban hammer so goddamn fast you wouldn't even see it coming.
Shrek is dreck. Motherfucker.
You subhuman piece of shit.
Read a fucking fanfic you piece of shit.