We have received word from on high.
A long time ago, someone sent someone else a picture in order to settle a debate. Its full context may be forever lost in time. However, now, 12,000 years later, the vestige of an old surprising human quarrel has resurfaced. And it's up to you to answer the question :
Ass or Tits?
The advent of private matches finally makes this possible. Unlike regular splatfests, this will entirely be a contest of skill, not popularity.
Organization
There will be two phases : inscriptions, and battles. After a sufficient number of people confirm their participation, I will organize everyone into fixed teams, and write down the exact battles and maps used. I will not set any time or order for them; to organize them amongst yourselves, I recommend using the mumble, since it's already become active for private or squad battles :
8v.servers.moe
port: 64738
Room A (as of writing time)
Thread : >>38
Because popularity will not be a factor, there will be equal participants on both sides. Meaning if one side is more popular than the other, participants will be determined on a first come first served basis.
A picture with all the matches and maps will be made later once I deem the inscription phase over. Teams will be called "TA1", "TT2", "TA3" for Team Ass 1, Team Tits 2, Team Ass 3 etc. Two teams will meet over a series of 5 matches (exclusively turf war unless major disapproval occurs), called "M01", "M02", etc. Teams will of course play several times.
One victory simply equals one point for the appropriate team. Using these handles will be useful to keep track of scores.
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