d4d663 No.866
someone post the first picture
32492d No.869
32492d No.874
>>873Yep. Mainly folk metal though. I'm guessing same?
c021da No.875
>>874Yup. That's a Down shirt. Anselmmo's band from Pantera.
32492d No.876
d4d663 No.881
>>869I'm not going to cheat by reading your answers in the survey thread.
You took that picture with an old webcam
So you probably have Windows 7 as your OS. It's a laptop, which you probably bought for college. You are majoring in one of the hard sciences. Probably physics or biology.
You don't have a girlfriend anymore, but she was relatively short and had at least three piercings.
We know you like metal, so I'm guessing you like Brendon Small and Metalocalypse. You used to watch that time slot on Adult Swim. You probably also watch family guy and south park.
You have a reasonable number of friends but your inner circle is made up of 3 friends, one of whom is the fat friend.
>>873You are part English and part German. you browse /mu/ and /fit/ along with others. You also took that picture on your laptop which I'm guessing is a macbook from the earphones. Your bed is next to a window, and since there's plenty of light in the room, I'm guessing you took that picture on a saturday or around noon during winter. You work at night at maybe retail, and go to college. You live in the western states, guessing from that concave ceiling. You have room-mates.
d4d663 No.882
>>873Oh, and your name is eric and you indeed took that pic at 12:19 PM. Based on that file name. Haha
c021da No.883
>>881>>882Pretty good. My mom's side is 100% anglo-saxon, so it's kinda impressive you knew that. The rest is almost spot on except I have no room-mates and am not currently in college, however I will be in fall.
Next post will be my assumptions of you.
c021da No.884
>>881The typewriter is sort of odd. I'm just gonna say you like tinkering with things, you probable are left brain dominant and have an INTP type personality. Maybe it's just the picture but you look like a solemn, melancholic type. But I'm sure you have a good sense of humor too. Also, just a shot in the dark, you are currently a junior in college.
d4d663 No.892
>>884I already graduated, and i don't tinker very much. But other than that, you successfully caught on to my autistism.
psychic/10
c021da No.895
>>892It's like The Shining, us follow autists "just know" when someone else has aspergers.
Kidding aside, I bet most people on imageboards are of the INTP bent. It's an educated guess really.
bc4cf8 No.926
8af32a No.933
>>926You will inherit that house and your mom loves dogs.
a6c49b No.964
>>959Hahaha hell no. Work all day erry day.
But i did get an A in painting elective in college.
Pic related- progress pic from back then
496a71 No.966
>>933>>964daily reminder that you will never have an artistic gf this qt let alone any gf
43b71b No.975
>>869you browse /bane/
>>873you look like a bear
>>881nice typewriter, you listen to "indie" music
>>926just missing a wine glass and a fedora
>>966you are a handyman
and i'm going to post a gif of myself
7eb53c No.976
1>>975
>>975you clearly need to learn to decorate your walls
12d4e5 No.977
>>975>>975massive hipster
ee733b No.979
>>975would probably fuck/10
c021da No.981
>>975I'm not hairy enough to be a bear. Well, I got a beard but…
66d505 No.984
>>869Chill guy
>>873Kerry King fan
>>881Writting machine hipster
>>926You're hiding something big about you
>>933I bet it's not even you but if it is well, you must lack a lot of confidence to post here
>>959Computer study and LoL addict
>>966You look like a cool redneck for me
>>975You don't see the light of the day very often I suppose
>Go ahead, thrash my fucking faggot face 66d505 No.985
>>933Also, how is Prattville?
e1adef No.986
>>984So you're saying people's first impression of me is that I don't belong on the internet?
Also Prattville is a shithole.
If I met you on the street I'd assume you had a short girlfriend.
If no gf, it's bad hygiene
43b71b No.989
>>984h-how'd you know that
a6c49b No.990
>>975You know
>>966 is a shot from a play and not that guy's actual face
a87adb No.1100
c5a90c No.1334
Fuck, you guys are actually attractive. I had hoped to actually contribute before reading through the thread. No Im feeling like shit
1e4c74 No.1341
>>1340
Shifty lighting. Retry.
672fa0 No.1370
194e3d No.1375
>>1367
would fuck the shit out of me and then accused me of raping her.
2d7bd6 No.1382
>>866
Your hair is soft and you use fancy shampoo when you wash your hair. Also metalbro
>>873
Metalbro, does not like hardcore? You detest the new hipster-y hybrid genre metal
>>881
You like old technology and you are pretty laid back. Majoring in a hard science or something related to computers.
>>926
browses /philosophy/, old-school liberalism (American politics)
>>933
Browse /v/? Nice girl, smart, witty
>>959
Not sure if /leftypol//?
>>966
I'd fuck the guy in that pic. dat edge.
>>975
A gentlemen, but the good kind, not a fedora wearing buttfuck.
>>984
Random sense of humor, but funny as hell.
>>1340
Studying tech at a state school?
>>1367
Is this for real? You are gorgeous!!!
>>1375
Triggered
da4bdf No.1393
>>1340
>>1382
Well Im just at community college trying to raise my GPA for now before going to a uni
b6b48b No.1399
>>1382
I think you mean trilby :^)
0b163a No.1400
>>869
You could look better than you do most times but you don't give a fuck.
>>873
People have a hard time dropping their guard around you.
>>881
You believe that the prime of engineering and machine design has been long gone.
>>926
You are actually pretty shy in real life.
>>933
You wish there was a law that made people to keep diaries of their lives, and that sharing diaries was a common 3rd date convention.
>>959
You are a closet nudist, and the moment you have the home all to yourself to have to strip down to feel free.
>>975
You've not had an easy upbringing.
>>984
You wear your heart on your sleeve, people normally call your hot-blooded tendencies a sign of immaturity while you are actually quite proud of them.
>>1341
You have quite a level of dexterity in a near useless skill, and long for a partner that would appreciate it as you do.
>>1367
You keep all the bad things in your world to yourself, acting as if you were above it all. Not necessarily any worse than the alternative, mind you.
>>1375
You read books in public because, among other reasons, "it goes with the glasses".
>>1382
You wish you lived somewhere more lively.
>>1397
You have an oral fixation of sorts.
91fd02 No.1414
>>1400
¡Yo solo creo en tres cosas! ¡En Dios, en Franco y en Don Santiago Bernabéu!
b781a8 No.1416
>>1400
You work or study too hard, you're motivated but still anxious
163309 No.1417
Will respond again with impressions, I will just leave this for now
163309 No.1418
That was a terrible photo, so I am going to give another one. Sometimes it is interesting to hear someone else's opinion of a photograph that is not flattering to yourself.
b54e66 No.1420
>>1417
You touch your nieces when others aren't around.
73b31e No.1448
>>966
Big fan of h3h3productions
>>926
Token rich kid
>>869
Holy Diver is your favorite album
>>881
Kid that looks normal but is a serial killer
>>1418
Guy people shouldn't trust to look after their kids but do
>>1426
Faggot, but both girls and guys want to fuck you
649c61 No.1452
>>1426
Probs spend a good deal of time to attract boys (your hair looks great btw)
649c61 No.1453
>>1452
Shit, I mean you probably take a good deal of time taking care of yourself to attract boys.
983124 No.1458
Fuck you all
But this is an assumption thread, so I should be more specific.
>>1456
You look like a regular pot-head, but then I saw your nose ring, now you look like a wanna-be goth pothead.
>>1452
30+ yr old bird watcher? I can't even fathom you being on 8chan.
>>1448
You look pretty normal, maybe a little unhinged. Also don't wear v-necks.
>>1426
Straight-up faggot.
>>1421
Acne levels make me think you're either 16 or do meth, either way you look kinda thug. Future MC maybe?
>>1418
I like your shirt, besides that you look pretty normal, hair is alright. We both have a lazy eye.
>>1416
You remind me of a comedian or somebody like that, you're pretty alright though.
>>1400
You aspire to be larger than you have the patience to make into a reality.
>>1382
Meghan Trainor? Shit, it is an honor to meat you.
b13198 No.1479
>>975
cute, pretty hands tbh :^)
You look like maybe an animal lover, and a sweet guy. I guess.
2d7bd6 No.1480
>>1367
>>1458
I get Meghan Trainor, Adele, young Barbra Streisand, young Meryl Streep, Uma Thurman, and Jillian Anderson.
However, I started a job that requires a lot of running around and heavy lifting, so I am starting to lose weight. Wonder how that will change my face.
What I would give the world to look like >>1367
20c604 No.1483
>>1480
Have you ever gotten angelina jolie? cause yoiu strike me as angelina jolie right now.
2d7bd6 No.1485
>>1483
My sister gets that alot
0779a7 No.1489
>>1480
you look like caitlyn jenner
f877e2 No.1520
>>869
i like your hair, you seem like a friendly guy
>>873
you remind me a bear, but that's good ! bears are big and strong!
>>881
are you eating eggs?
it looks like you like to write poems while eating eggs
>>926
looks like trying to impress
>>933
very happy girl
>>959
you seems very funny and adores making jokes to everyone
>>964
this is so cool, i love the bottle!
>>975
1000000000000000/10 cute
>>984
You have two dogs
>>1382
I like your makeup
>>1400
you do skate
>>1416
you're an adorable father
>>1418
You watch too much porn
>>1448
you stay at home most of the time playing videogames
>>1452
You do cosplay
>>1458
You are the lost twin of Ian from Smosh
51b113 No.1521
>>1520
I want to make love to you and I dont mean bang you untill you feel nothing I mean I want tolick you all over and then fuck you until you cant breath sweet jesus
a1e644 No.1522
>>1520
haha great assumption, cute stockings :3
d1079b No.1542
>>1520
You are adorable!!!
37fb63 No.1548
>>1520
They're some awesome cat stockinhs.
Also liking the vertical mirror.
798bbe No.1551
>>869
You obviously listen to metal.
>>873
Oh, we had the same assumption.
But yeah, you listen to metal too.
You look like a bass player, haha.
>>881
You make a lot of assumptions.
>>926
You're conceited but you don't have any reason to be.
>>933
YOU own a dog or plural dog.
>>959
You're Asian and all of ya'll mofos are the superior race. White people are so wrong.
>>966
You're juvenile, yet not juvenile.
>>975
WHY are you pushing your hair back?
>>1341
You are extremely detail oriented.
>>1367
You aren't even a real person because normal hot chicks aren't anon.
>>1375
Would rape her.
>>1382
Wears dank ass lipstick.
>>1393
You were a sheltered child.
>>1400
Super tall, yo.
>>1416
You spend more time on the internet than an average infinitechan user. And back in the AOL days, you thought it was okay to chat with 13 year old girls.
>>1418
You are a dorky drunk.
>>1421
Literally juvenile.
>>1426
Oh my god, you're beautiful.
>>1448
Plays way too many video games.
>>1452
Con-goer.
>>1458
Fuckboy.
>>1480
I feel like you are more insecure than you should be because you're gorgeous, darling.
>>1482
Androgynous as fuck.
I like it, yo.
>>1520
Juvenile.
>>1548
I don't even know.
48e4ae No.1554
>>1551
>You're Asian and all of ya'll mofos are the superior race. White people are so wrong.
You're bait.
798bbe No.1555
e36d62 No.1565
>>869
Bain's hot headed redneck cousin :^)
>>873
Gay bear/10
>>881
Decent and respectable dude, would chill with
>>926
Serial killer
>>933
The nose knows :^)
>>959
You support Bernie Sanders
>>966
Likes to take selfies during burglaries
>>975
You're Norwegian
>>984
One of the Paris attackers
>>1340
>>1341
>>1393
You're wondering "Y I dun have gf ;_:"
>>1367
Nationalist girl
>>1375
You don't stand out in a crowd
>>1382
>>1480
You think feminism is horseshit
>>1397
Chill, laid back dude that enjoys life
>>1400
Wishes to fight for Evropa's survival
>>1416
Works hard, makes a good living
>>1417
>>1418
Serial killer/rapist
>>1421
Fun dude to be around, knows a thing or two about Soviet-era military rifles
>>1426
Twink/10
>>1448
No nonsense dude. Gets shit done.
>>1452
Trannybro
>>1458
Lost in life, but is enjoying his time on Earth
>>1482
Your sweater is the key to finding which galaxy your alien ass came from
>>1520
Very shy girl, who is good at heart.
>>1548
Intelligent, book smart dude
>>1551
Has read Mein Kampf
d5b5de No.1598
>>1458
You live in Portland Oregon. Maybe Seattle.
>>1480
Kinda look like someone who is a little too serious and not too comedic.
>>1548
Look like someone who's going to grow up to be a teacher/professor or something.
36abf9 No.1600
>>1551
Into kinky bdsm
probably looking for a master atm
13fbd6 No.1614
>>1548
teacher
>>1520
just misunderstood
>>1551
into bdsM i guess?
>>1565
guy who likes to have fun and is a good friend
3dac6f No.1633
>>1598
I'm super serious. My sense of humor is weird too, I' like the absurd. You look a very refined version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
>>1565
Feminism is horeshit.
>>1551
You are beautiful and kinky and will do good things with your life with lots of adventures. You remind me of a really good friend of mine.
>>1551
3dac6f No.1634
5ecdec No.1657
>>1598
A fantasy novel character
more like an rpg hero
>>1614
Arab
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a0a0f8 No.1672
Buddies and I.
>>1657
Effeminate individual concerned with feelings.
>>1614
Hasn't been truly sober in weeks
>>1598
LARPs
>>1565
Tries too hard to be that other guy
>>1551
Gets frustrated easy on small issues
>>1548
Thinks he's a negative blip on the ol gaydar
>>1520
Has a kink that would make others jaws drop
So is the goal to intentionally be an asshole or pretend to be an asshole?
ea0c59 No.1675
>>1598
more specifically: a nice depiction of Kvothe
2ce679 No.1676
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