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File: 0f1e9c134182b12⋯.jpg (36.54 KB, 620x413, 620:413, soya.jpg)

 No.1[Reply]

This is 8chan's soyboy, nu-male and bugman colony. This board exists to a) Tame feral males, b) Worship women and c) Discuss the wonders of the almighty soybean.

DEAR WOMEN, WE ARE YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS, WE EXIST TO SHOWER YOU WITH COMFY FEELS AND RESPECT SO PLEASE MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME ON OUR HUMBLE BOARD WHERE YOU ARE SAFE FROM MASCULINE MALES

People who are welcome:

- Women, People of colour, Gays, Jewish people, Socialists, Male feminists …and everyone else who leaves their privilege at the door!

Personae non-gratae:

- Bigots and fascists

- Misogynists and cis-men who still believe in traditional gender roles or a traditional view of masculinity

- Donald Duck supporters

- Russians

RULES FOR CIS WHITE MALES

0. Follow the global rules.

1. Don't talk to me until I've had my soy.

2. Never fail to worship women and treat them with respect.

3. Eat soy every day.

4. Don't use strong language. (except when bashing the fash)

5. No glorifying violence (wrestling and martial arts, violent videogames, war movies, etc…) except unless bashing the fash.

6. No male hypermasculine fantasy bullshit (muscles, confidence, domination, alphaness, etc…)

7. No racism, sexism or homophobia!!!

8. No raiding our safespace!

9. NO LARPING!!!!! Only real soyboys and soyfriends may post!

NOTE: YOU MIGHT STILL GET A BAN IF YOU SEEM FASHY

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 No.742

>>730

>PPH

what is it?




File: 00523bac995084a⋯.png (673.31 KB, 1356x986, 678:493, men vs women.png)

 No.714[Reply]

post redpill💊s

 No.719

File: 05c3a0e8a8bf326⋯.png (911.94 KB, 700x1150, 14:23, feminism-in-action.png)

>>714

Like this?

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 No.721

>>719

T H I C C

Also, mods!‍✈️

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 No.724

>>719

she's beautiful.


 No.758

This really hits home with me, women👑 are so amazing and do so much stuff in my life. Without women👑 men wouldn't even exist, weird to think about, huh.




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 No.622[Reply]

Why is it okay to girls to be boy'ish but it is wrong for boys to be girl'ish?

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 No.705

>>668

Holy shit. MUCH better.


 No.706

>>668

Wait, he's an Ashkenazi Jew. I'm a Sephardic Jew myself!

>tfw no qt3.14 Jewish boy to cuddle and kiss and talk about the future of Zion.


 No.739

>>705

this


 No.740

>>705

>>739

gay

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 No.757

It's ok for boys to be girlish as long as it's not gender appropriation, and the boys really appreciate feminine behaviour. We need to accept all forms of gender expression I think, aslong as it's not fascist and stuff.




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 No.744[Reply]

Can you soyboys at least admit that you would have to be retarded to date someone like Emma Sulkowicz? She made false rape allegations once and craves playing the victim, what false claims do you think she would make about you? Do you want your own freedom to be in jeopardy so that she could have a new "art" project?

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 No.745

soymanface tbh


 No.747

>>744

Wow, she's cute! Would enter an open relationship with/10


 No.756

I don't understand the point of this thread, women👑 and minorities don't lie in the first place.




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 No.752[Reply]

Why haven't you transitioned yet?

 No.754

File: 3804e370645698c⋯.jpg (100.15 KB, 1080x1082, 540:541, 49d5ca13889831949d181da043….jpg)

>>752

Because I don't have the moneyz(>﹏<)

If only a kind soyboy out there would be willing to adopt a shy lonely neet like me and pay for my transition. *sighs* if only…


 No.755

Nah, too old for that now in my opinion. (Age is just a patriarchal construct of course)

If only I had lesbian mothers that injected hormones into me at a young age *sigh*




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 No.751[Reply]

Chile and Argentina are being invaded by person ‍ of ‍ colours, we should deport the fuck of them!!!!!

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 No.753

File: 070ffd444c23206⋯.jpg (107.73 KB, 1440x692, 360:173, 1470155240-haiti.jpg)

As a proud BLACK man I stand in solidarity with my fellow AFRICANS in Chile, may they turn Wh*Te women BLACK.

Fanm chilean vle gason nwa

Chilean here, there were virtually no black people in my block, now I see one or two on my way to college. I imagine it's worse in other areas of the city, thank G-d Haitians now need visas to come in.

(RULE №9)



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File: 657b080bea98b06⋯.jpg (135.08 KB, 590x332, 295:166, Soybot.jpg)

 No.749[Reply]

What is your favorite game to play when you're hopped up on that Silk 🥛 milk and soylent™️.

 No.750

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hint:

FORTNITE




File: 70bd3872b8f81ff⋯.jpg (169.46 KB, 960x720, 4:3, engagement.jpg)

 No.738[Reply]

Hey everyone,

I noticed that a lot of the guys here are married. How can I meet a wonderful woman to take care of? Tbh, I'm not as suave as the guy in my pic.

 No.741

If you're willing to date a fat hog like that, you shouldn't have any problem assuming you have anything going for you at all.

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 No.743

>>741

>fat hog

She's beautiful, those rolls are love💖 she can't wait to show the world. I'd personally love💖 a woman like that 😀


 No.748

>>738

>woman to take care of

There's your problem. What makes you think women👑 need taking care of? Do you think they are weak or something? First, get rid of that sexist attitude. Second, have you tried entering a harem? There's no need to chase after single independent women👑 and cramp their style, there are lot's of women👑 looking for slaves online, you can try that and see how it goes, maybe you'll become friends with your co-husbands along the way too pfft, like you have a choice.




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 No.713[Reply]

This board needs more diversity! Here is a Woman of Color doing a video about African cooking.

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 No.726

File: 7b24f33fae95e0e⋯.jpg (285.28 KB, 621x1000, 621:1000, 1441303575356-0.jpg)

>>723

That's a horrible thing to say, anon. All mammals eat. Don't you know biology?

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 No.733

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Make way for some real African cuisine.


 No.736

>>726

Wow, delete that funkin' racist picture, everyone knows Africans aren't mammals.

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 No.737

File: 4455d34dd0b5f46⋯.png (228.32 KB, 361x422, 361:422, Suplikemywaifu_ed5edc497e8….png)

>>726

Black people don't need "mammal food" like cr*KKKas do, their melanin lets them absorb sunlight and turn it into nutrients. Wh*Te girls are aware of it and that's why they try to tan during the summer, but don't realize Mother Earth hates wh*Tes.


 No.746

File: ec3dcbcee78aeb0⋯.jpg (73.54 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1485447235002[1].jpg)

File: ed25e4602a8beee⋯.jpg (97.19 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, Cw3PgaXUQAAlWKe[1].jpg)

Girl in video is yet another racist Trump supporter. Don't be fooled by OP!




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 No.595[Reply]

IF IT IS NOT ORGANIC IT IS FROM MONSANTO/CONAGRA/DUPONT/SYNGENTA

ONLY EAT ORGANIC SOY.

>ORGANIC SOY = reduce cancer risk

>GMO PESTICIDE SOY = increase cancer risk

BE A QT 3.14 soyboy trap but be a CANCER FREE non-gmo ORGANIC QT 3.14 soyboy trap.

organic soy barely costs any more than "muh monsanto gmo pesticide soy" so you might as well make the upgrade! do it for your boybreasts

do it for your walnut!

your prostate

DONT FALL VICTIM TO POISONOUS LIES HIDDEN IN YOUR FOOD.

remember that non-gmo only means no gmo, not no-pesticide.

GO ORGANIC WITH SOY, OR YOUR A BAD BOY!

https/www.hooktube.com/watch?v=ovKw6YjqSfM

ht tp/www.forbes.com/sites/bethhoffman/2013/07/02/gmo-crops-mean-more-herbicide-not-less/

https/archive.is/iT0BH

h ttp/www.huffingtonpost.com/david-bronner/herbicide-insecticide-use_b_5791304.html

https/archive.is/ToKNR

ht tp/www.reuters.com/article/2012/10/02/us-USA™️-study-pesticides-idUSBRE89100X20121002

https/archive.is/cWFvY

ht tp/ecowatch.com/2014/09/29/gmo-crops-accelerate-herbicide-insecticide/

https/archive.is/aX0r6

ht tp/www.globalresearch.ca/genetic-engineering-companies-promised-reduced-pesticide-use-but-gmo-crops-have-led-to-a-25-increase-in-herbicide-use/5366371

https/archive.is/F9hVj

ht tp/www.businessinsider.com/study-gm-crops-cause-more-pesticides-2012-10

https/archive.is/T0B8G

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 No.615

>>614

>wants PoCs to work like slaves on fields

>doesn't want to eat GMO food pumped full of delicious hormones, chemicals and genes

kys racist shill


 No.617

>>615

>Doesn't want to give women👑 and PoC the chance to show the world how resilient and amazing they are by supporting them financially and enjoying their products.

>Not supporting them when they strike and work to take over wh_te companies and liberate their fellow humans.

Go back to Stormfront you racist nazi. Go eat your artificial hormones while I let mother Earth change me with natural hormones and genes.


 No.624

Oy vey! Don't buy organic soy goyim! Not buying gmo soy is like second holocaust! Op is an evil nazi who has gassed my grandparents 6 times!


 No.630

>>624

das rite


 No.732

File: b29cf5a6203de20⋯.png (215.41 KB, 1200x547, 1200:547, soylent_pro_gmo.png)

>>595

What part of "proudly made with GMO" can you not comprehend with that filthy male mind of yours?




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 No.725[Reply]

GUYS!!1

i was on /pol pretending to be one of them to shame pedos and anyone calling for violence when i foud THHIS!!

this makes me wonder a few things maybe we could use the nazis to fight the facists or something???

 No.728

>Fighting

I think you are a bit too agressive today my fellow soybean, you should check your testorene levels, and if needed eat a lot more of soy.


 No.731

File: c08e81cf736a7d2⋯.jpg (71.64 KB, 500x675, 20:27, 28llj1.jpg)

>>725

That's a great idea, anon! I also think it's important not to forget that despite our disagreements on the issue of race, they are still socialist comrades just like us, the only difference is that they are national-socialists while we are rational-socialists. Do you remember what Vladimir Lenin once said, anon? "Workers of the world unite!" That's right! We will never defeat capitalism if we don't work with our socialist brothers and sisters!




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 No.485[Reply]

How do we counter hateful right-wing propaganda about soy products?

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 No.635

File: 6ddb9ab71ed5722⋯.jpg (43.21 KB, 625x341, 625:341, 6ddb9ab71ed5722b5f5733f0cb….jpg)

>>485

Phaggot

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 No.636

File: 6ddb9ab71ed5722⋯.jpg (43.21 KB, 625x341, 625:341, 6ddb9ab71ed5722b5f5733f0cb….jpg)

Get bent, ass monkey


 No.716

File: 349a6c98c355d22⋯.jpg (59.18 KB, 525x590, 105:118, zugy2.jpg)

Boy, you're a pathetic loser.


 No.717

File: 273789c317dc043⋯.png (250.63 KB, 614x322, 307:161, 1a.png)

>>485

(((You)))

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 No.718

File: 6ddb9ab71ed5722⋯.jpg (43.21 KB, 625x341, 625:341, 6ddb9ab71ed5722b5f5733f0cb….jpg)

>>485

(((You)))

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 No.637[Reply]

Remember Poe's Law, everyone.

(>broccoli)

 No.638

I am laughing so hard, but it is a worried laughter.


 No.715

Don't forget, people.

(GET CUCKED)



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 No.650[Reply]

Hey people, I was wondering if we could at least acknowledge that these women👑 of color were too hard on this antifa comrade because he is white. It sounds like he was a very dedicated activist, and he should have been treated with more respect🙇.

 No.711

Those women👑 are heroes. It makes me happy that people don't forget to put these white males in their place.


 No.712

File: a4afeb24a2a04cf⋯.jpg (30.13 KB, 450x398, 225:199, blackman.jpg)

That's a scary slippery slope you're going down my soybrother. He's getting beaten up because he's white, the fact that he's an activist means he gets a slightly less brutal beating, but it doesn't save him from it.

No respect🙇 before the grave.




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 No.701[Reply]

Hey guys,

This post might be a little weird, but my supermarket has been out of soylent™️ for 3 weeks now, and I'm feeling really different. I've been going outside more, for one thing. I was thinking of doing some camping this year, or even joining a gym to lift weights.

Also, maybe this has nothing to do with anything, but I've been watching Tucker Carlson lately. I know he's a Nazi sympathizer, but that doesn't mean everything he says is wrong. Some of it makes sense. He mentioned Jordan Peterson's book. I know, Peterson is an outright 1️⃣4️⃣8️⃣8️⃣ Soy-Fuhrer supporter, a rape apologist, and a transphobe, but it sounds kind of interesting. Has anyone read it?

 No.703

Are we being raided by /pol/?


 No.708

>>701

JESUS! You're already turning into a nazi! QUICK, TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS NOW!


 No.710

File: e9664f29160dd91⋯.jpg (72.74 KB, 597x822, 199:274, IMG_20180414_205721.jpg)

>>701

Why haven't you imported any? Your 🙏 G-ddess (👠 wife) surely will let you spend a little extra on soy if it means you remain a good boy. Redeem yourself.




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