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 No.1[Reply]

This is 8chan's soyboy, nu-male and bugman colony. This board exists to a) Tame feral males, b) Worship women and c) Discuss the wonders of the almighty soybean.

DEAR WOMEN, WE ARE YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS, WE EXIST TO SHOWER YOU WITH COMFY FEELS AND RESPECT SO PLEASE MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME ON OUR HUMBLE BOARD WHERE YOU ARE SAFE FROM MASCULINE MALES

People who are welcome:

- Women, People of colour, Gays, Jewish people, Socialists, Male feminists …and everyone else who leaves their privilege at the door!

Personae non-gratae:

- Bigots and fascists

- Misogynists and cis-men who still believe in traditional gender roles or a traditional view of masculinity

- Donald Duck supporters

- Russians

RULES FOR CIS WHITE MALES

0. Follow the global rules.

1. Don't talk to me until I've had my soy.

2. Never fail to worship women and treat them with respect.

3. Eat soy every day.

4. Don't use strong language. (except when bashing the fash)

5. No glorifying violence (wrestling and martial arts, violent videogames, war movies, etc…) except unless bashing the fash.

6. No male hypermasculine fantasy bullshit (muscles, confidence, domination, alphaness, etc…)

7. No racism, sexism or homophobia!!!

8. No raiding our safespace!

9. NO LARPING!!!!! Only real soyboys and soyfriends may post!

NOTE: YOU MIGHT STILL GET A BAN IF YOU SEEM FASHY

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 No.1939

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i just want to congratulate the little soybean doing marx's work on /cyoa he is making the local facists in tears lol

dont forget to add /cyoa as sister boards bo!!!

and keep up the good work on /b and /tv friends those hateful /r/卐fascists will be coverted soon enough




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 No.1904[Reply]

>speak english

>a mean and rude language made by 🐷🎩capitalist scum💦

>not spanish

>a smart and elaborate language made by smart people (🕎Jews)

Ustedes los blancos nunca aprenden…

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 No.1934

>not bumping this thread

Thats ⚠️racist


 No.1935

>>1934

we are a slow board Speedy.


 No.1953

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 No.1991

Hablo español pero prefiero el lenguaje árabe, me recuerda a mis señores y lideres de la religión de la paz.


 No.1998

Los Judios tiene su propion version de español que es una mescla do ebreo y espanol.

Remember in the 90s when Spanish was a novel language and all the friendly leftist and 🕎Jewish moms were trying to learn it, now no one cares and it's all about middle eastern mysticism.




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 No.1997[Reply]

You're watching the unification of the ♂️masculine and ♀️feminine spirits of your higher self, while also getting 🤰♠️cucked by them in the Divine Astro plane, and what appears to be the higher self of a powerful thought form of a Moorish entity comes up and slaps the ass of your black ♀️female 🙏 G-d 🧖‍♀️💕🧖🏿‍♂️ girlfriend spirit, who you use for automatic writing to channeling 🤰♠️cuckolding fanfiction from various ascended masters through your brain interface…What do you do?

Keep in mind he's a 76'8 🙏 G-dform creation and weighs -23 pounds who has discovered the stolen knowledge of his black ancestor 🙏 G-ds, he is also bi.



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 No.897[Reply]

would you have sex with a beautiful black woman for 7 billion dollars?

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 No.1862

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>>897

>7 billion dollars


 No.1963

>>897

Only if she calls me Massa and goes back to the cotton fields afterwards.


 No.1974

What's with so many of these trucking ⚠️racists that have to get paid just to have sex with a member of their own race? I would (and do 😉 ) have sex with many POC free of charge because I recognize that everyone is human and not some ⚠️racist stereotypical fantasy for me to jill myself to the idea of f***ing.


 No.1989

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 No.1996

>>1989

That's exactly why I'm saying, even the white people themselves are saying that the 🕎Jews were black. Think about it, if we're 🙏 G-ds than what does that make the black woman👸? They're the only life entity on the black flat earth that create life asexually, haven't you seen the studies of 🧙‍♂️virgin births that are rare biological anomalies? the black woman👸 is 🙏 G-d! think about it, let me axe you this, what would it do to the male chauvinist dominated patriarchy if it was the black women👑 who was 🙏 G-d, i'll tell you, it would turn it upside down! The 🕎Jews stole the identity of black/Morris/Hebrewlite and the blackwoman👸 is 🙏 G-d! If you don't believe me watch the movie The black panther that came our recently.




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 No.1753[Reply]

What is considered the socially acceptable amount of gaping IRL? I don't want to make others to feel too uncomfortable when opening my mouth too much. Also, is it considered attractive when you can see the esophagus?

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 No.1762

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>>1753

Gaping makes you look harmless. You don't make people socially uncomfortable when you gape.

You make them socially uncomfortable when you don't, pic related, don't be like this guy.


 No.1767

There is no limit really, if u hold Nintendo Switch, u must open mouth even more than usual if u can. 😀


 No.1798

>>1767

I'm afraid it might scare my mom when I keep gaping randomly like this. She thinks I should move out and get a real job, but I keep telling her that I'm an independent artist working online with freelance photography. Usually when I gape really wide I get the best shots, so.. I guess there are no limits anon! Thanks alot!


 No.1990

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>>1767

>There is no limit


 No.1995

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

The refined casual gaping where the mouth is opened less than an inch is for family occasions or rural gatherings, works best whole eating brown food. Then there is the more serious gaping that you only display around your most trusted friends (and perhaps your wife♠️'s sons), which can extend beyond one a half inches, this should be a special gesture among brothers not to be wasted to outsider eyes.




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 No.1980[Reply]

You guys, i need some help, what is the name of this Pokemon?

 No.1982

>>1980

harold too white. I’m going with Jamal because pokemon needs more diversity


 No.1983

LeVonte! 😀


 No.1984

>>1980

Achmed.


 No.1994

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that is not a pokemon you idiot OMG how can u b so stupi😱




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 No.1814[Reply]

Pic related, it's my wife♠️.

What would you do to her?

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 No.1900

>>1814

Rape her. I will make her a true woman.

She deserves top tier alpha cum.

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 No.1906

G-d lives in 🇮🇱Israel and xhe is proof of that.


 No.1925

>>1814

Let her fuck at least a dozen black men while you sit in the corner and jack off. Afterwords, perform cunnilingus on her and swallow the black mens cum💦, but remember to leave enough cum💦 to allow for conception. Do this while she is ovulating so that she get pregnant, raise the mulatto baby until it is thirty and has kids of it's own.


 No.1965

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Nice set of tits on er m8

I'll have a wack at it

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 No.1993

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>>1965

Agreed, libertarianism is the way to go!




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 No.1923[Reply]

Hello 🧔soyboys, I'm Tyrone, and I am the 🐂bull of one of the people who post here regularly. He's been a good 🤰♠️cuck lately, going into the 🤰♠️cuckshed when ordered, and he recently got neutered. I figured I'd ask the 🧔soyboys what to get him as a reward - He already has a switch and a labo, or I'd get him that. What would you suggest?

 No.1926

Buy him a big sack of soybeans and feed it to him through his ass bean by bean using your 🙇‍♀️🇧🇧🇨🍆.


 No.1927

give him tapes of his wife♠️ funkin' you as well as a new labo set so he gets to enjoy the 🤰♠️cucking for an extended period of time.


 No.1928

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I say adopt kids for him to raise, along with the biggest Bad Dragon dildo you can find (no lube though, you're not a really 🤰♠️cuck if you use it)


 No.1936

>>1928

Better yet you could give him a lil' suprise present and impregnate his wife♠️ im sure hell love💖 the bundle of multicultural joy to show how tolerant he is


 No.1992

Our 🐂🐂bull gave me some 🔥hot spankings the last time he culturally enriched my wife♠️👑, with me between her👸 and he, so the 💦balls kept 👏pounding in my face.




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 No.1950[Reply]

r8 my boyfriend

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 No.1956

Kelly Pride World Wide


 No.1957

>boyfriend

>it's obviously ♀️female

worst meme.


 No.1968

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>>1950

>A crossdresser with cis ♀️female behavior

>Not a poz 🕎Jew beared gay -fluid gendermale with ♀️female voice.

Pls Kys, and go to >>/pol/ , You're not progressive for >>/🧔soyboys/


 No.1969

>>1968

Wow, she's so pretty. Does she have a patreon?


 No.1988

>>1969

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmoa




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 No.1958[Reply]

tfw no asian gf to race mix with

 No.1961

All white PiV is rape.


 No.1962

>>1961

This, you better not be wh*Te OP, because if you are that's some pretty gross "yellow fever" fetishization.


 No.1972

>>1958

What exactly would you be mixing with? Is there another human race kicking around that I'm not aware of?


 No.1987

>>1972

yeah it's called neanderthal

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 No.1964[Reply]

>Bans N-word

>retreats to degenerate pony boards

>surrendered their bigotry in order to larp as edgy neocons

BASED /r/the_pol

 No.1970

It's a step in the right direction. We must always remind them that if they are willing to put away their outdated barbaric traditional ways, they will always have a home here on this board.


 No.1971

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>pony boards

NOOOOOOOOOOH

My Little Pony was my favorite show, it taught how to be nice and put aside my toxic☣️ ♂️masculine behavior, is there anything these neo-卐nazis won't steal?

At least I hope they too see that friendship is magic and they stop being so ⚠️racist


 No.1985

>>1971

I know that feel soyfam. My qt 3.14 trap bf turned into a 卐nazi and a "trad" after being exposed to (((/pol/))). I still can't get over the pain of it.


 No.1986

>>1985

I miss Tradgrace. 😨




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 No.1966[Reply]

YAAAASSSSSSSSS QUEEN

https🤨/www.cbsnews.com/news/youtube-star-john-totalbiscuit-bain-is-dead-at-33/

 No.1967

>>1966

Press S to shit on grave!

S


 No.1973

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He didn't deserve the beautiful wife♠️ he had, she must be full of internalized ⚠️racism and misogyny if she stuck with him for so long. You go girl!


 No.1975

>>1973

women👑 are so strong. You just can't find this kind of perseverance in men.


 No.1978

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One less 卐nazi!


 No.1981

i am a massive 👬 homosexual




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 No.1937[Reply]

Pic related

She's my future chilean g1rlfriend

I feel sorry for you, gays. I mean, i'm white, argentine and you all are dumb shitskins apes from the jungle. All of you, should kill yourselves

>daily reminder that is not ok being a homosexual

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 No.1944

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>>1937

> white, argentine

>white

>argentine

Also this >>1941 even thos she ai'nt white either


 No.1948

>>1944

If Argentina isn't white, how can we free them from the delusion that they are? Having a country proud of its Afro-Amerindian ancestry would be great in our fight to eliminate Wh*Tes and restore peace to the world, but we need to help them awaken to the truth.


 No.1949

All white PiV is rape.


 No.1952

>>1941

Please delete this, the fancy dress helicopter pilot meme may seem innocent but it is used by the 🐸alt-right as an anti LGBTQQAAD2 dogwhistle. Also your post number is super triggering wtf.


 No.1977

why is everyone so ⚠️racist?

fuck off to

>>/pol

this board is not for 卐fascist pigs, left only piggy.




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 No.1873[Reply]

Unsurprisingly, a lot of /pol/lacks here lack the mental capacity to understand irony. Here's the answer to that question and the current state of /soyboys/.

>/pol/yp makes /soyboys/ to mock /leftypol/

>/pol/, being the imbeciles they are, can't catch a hint

>start spamming /soyboys/ with typical /pol/ garbage

>BO stays in character and bans them for laughs

>/pol/ doubles down on their shitposting

The next step of this is (some of) /pol/ realizing it's ironic but continue "raiding" it for fun, and in the same time the portion that roleplays as /soyboys/ will start being more candid about their interests and softer side under a mask of irony. Such is the life cycle of the internet.

And now the BO will likely ban me with the comment (>IRONIC)

(>sliding threads)
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 No.1882

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>>1878

>/pol/ is behind the ‘is this ironic threads’

Try again palio


 No.1896

>>1878

I applaud your wonderful imitation of a woman👸 there soybro

If only there were more men like you


 No.1899

>>1882

>everyone has a right to be stupid but some people abuse the privilege

That's pretty funkin' ironic coming from Borat.


 No.1911

It's hilarious isn't it?


 No.1976

a bump for the daily reminder




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 No.1919[Reply]

Why do POCs always smear this shit all over their skin?

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 No.1959

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Why was he banned? He used the PC terminology for a POC.


 No.1960

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>>1959

…oh I see now. POC POC POC.

Check my dubs.




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