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 No.1[Reply]

This is 8chan's soyboy, nu-male and bugman colony. This board exists to a) Tame feral males, b) Worship women and c) Discuss the wonders of the almighty soybean.

DEAR WOMEN, WE ARE YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS, WE EXIST TO SHOWER YOU WITH COMFY FEELS AND RESPECT SO PLEASE MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME ON OUR HUMBLE BOARD WHERE YOU ARE SAFE FROM MASCULINE MALES

People who are welcome:

- Women, People of colour, Gays, Jewish people, Socialists, Male feminists …and everyone else who leaves their privilege at the door!

Personae non-gratae:

- Bigots and fascists

- Misogynists and cis-men who still believe in traditional gender roles or a traditional view of masculinity

- Donald Duck supporters

- Russians

RULES FOR CIS WHITE MALES

0. Follow the global rules.

1. Don't talk to me until I've had my soy.

2. Never fail to worship women and treat them with respect.

3. Eat soy every day.

4. Don't use strong language. (except when bashing the fash)

5. No glorifying violence (wrestling and martial arts, violent videogames, war movies, etc…) except unless bashing the fash.

6. No male hypermasculine fantasy bullshit (muscles, confidence, domination, alphaness, etc…)

7. No racism, sexism or homophobia!!!

8. No raiding our safespace!

9. NO LARPING!!!!! Only real soyboys and soyfriends may post!

NOTE: YOU MIGHT STILL GET A BAN IF YOU SEEM FASHY

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 No.2328

>>2325

Better to stay on the safe side.




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 No.2330[Reply]

Hi there,

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 No.1775[Reply]

How many of you anons on /🧔soyboys/ own a Nintendo Switch?

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 No.1794

>>1775

Spoiler that image OP. Tr*mp scares me.


 No.1831

>>1775

pls don't post 👨‍💻Russian puppet Drumpf Blumph here 😡


 No.1834

I own 3


 No.2324

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I just got my Nintendo Switch recently. And yes, I got Mario Odyssey with it.

SOYCON BOYS!

^reference to Etika. he's a funny black man.


 No.2329

Oh yes, of course. I love💖 my Switch. My favorite title is Bin 🕹️BING 🍄WAHOO Simulator Current Year.




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 No.2320[Reply]

Good chat for all 🧔soyboys who want to have fun

 No.2321

https🤨/cytu.be/r/meta_discussion

Forgot link lol

Come on in we have room for plenty


 No.2326

>>2320

hey are you a dude?


 No.2327

>>2326

Does it matter?




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 No.2323[Reply]

How do you feel about ✡️America™️ns leading the war on soy?



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 No.2322[Reply]

soy



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 No.2319[Reply]

I haven't met a single one worth a shit. Every darn one is a filthy, stinking, lying, savage.

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 No.2193[Reply]

There is no better way to ensure protection and equal rights for women👑 than with a MUSCULAL, IMPOSING and PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR ♀️femALE BODY. Come o >>>/girlmuscle/

 No.2199

File: a054e7b1fb003be⋯.jpg (60.79 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, rBUbZFZ (Adriana Kuhl).jpg)

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Come to the temple of worship of these 🙏 G-ddesses >>>/girlmuscle/


 No.2282

>>2193

1st pic is food.

All others are over the top even for a male.

Defense is bad reason, a gun will work better anyway. If both sides have no gun, then it's about reaction time and MA experience.

(>a gun will work)

 No.2283

>>2282

>1st pic is good

wtf I hadn't even noticed the typo


 No.2296

>>2282

>(>a gun will work)

If it doesn't solve a problem, muscles certainly won't be able to solve it. And excessive muscle mass is hard to maintain, they require constant extra nutrition, so your overall energy efficiency literally takes a dive, it's like being an old car which burns shitload of gas while idling.


 No.2318

YAAAASS, STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMXN TO MAKE ME SOY SANDWICHES

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 No.2300[Reply]

TIL that our esteemed Union's official motto is "United in Diversity!" How cool is that!? It even says on the official website how all the different cultures that come here help enrich our lives as 👳Europeans. I've never been more proud to be a 👳European!

 No.2311

>>2300

Enjoy not having Italy in the next few years sheepfuckers.

>tfw even Sweden is getting tired of the EU's shit

Mama Merkel absolutely seething.

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 No.2313

>>2311

This lol


 No.2317

>>2311

Italy is a ⚠️racist state that shouldn't exist, and all Italians should be shot in the back of the head for hating Arabs, Blacks and refugees. Thank G-d it's leaving the EU in a few years.




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 No.2297[Reply]

soylent™️ is illegal in CANADA, how the funk am I going to transition now?? Trudeau is an 🐸alt-right politician how did we not notice it!? I'm legit going to throw myself off my balcony, it's either that or moving to Trumpland to get my soylent™️. I need your help.

 No.2314

Based Truedough. Now if only the rest of the world could follow.


 No.2316

>>2314

Excuse me but WHAT THE FUCK. Banning soylent™️ does nothing but harm trans people, and without it it's getting harder to pass. I'm forced to buy estrogen on the black market and I'm scared someone will commit a transphobic murder because of it. Go rot in hell, Trump supporter.




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 No.984[Reply]

I love DONALD TRUMP!!!

MAGA!!!

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 No.2222

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>>984

i agree

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 No.2241

>>2222

>2222

nice


 No.2248

I love💖 getting 🤰♠️cucked for TRUMP DADDY

MAGA!


 No.2268

>>2222

Me too

also checked

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 No.2315

>>2222

Quads of truth




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 No.2301[Reply]

You guys thinking I'm cute?

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 No.2304

I can post dick pics too…


 No.2306

>>2304

that would be considered child pornography you nasty fuck


 No.2307

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 No.2309

>>2301

You are a funkin' white male, you cant be cute


 No.2310

sage




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 No.2280[Reply]

My friends, I believe I have found the middle ground, an end to our pointless comflict.

Integralismo. The only reasonable 卐fascism, which focus in the people of the nation over a single race. It's like a civic type of nationalism which sees to protect all people.

No bi-racial friend will suffer under this 卐fascism, we accept all, and integralismo gets more results than ☭communis, and is very different than ☭socialism like those haters on /tv want.

/pol already joined the soyclub, not it's time to assimilate /卐fascist. The BO is already one of us, he has a high quality collection of anime qts and also allows fun on his board so post away! >>>/卐fascist/

(>shilling)

 No.2298

>>2280

I approve of this


 No.2308

>>2280

Anauê




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 No.2229[Reply]

What are your daydreams and fantasies, /🧔soyboys/?

My favorite daydream is one where 🇮🇱Israeli biologists invent two viruses: one only infects White men and the other only infects Black men. The virus that infects White men makes it so they die a slow and painful death, but the virus that infects Black men is 100% beneficial and turns their semen👅 into an antidote that temporarily reverses the effects of the White virus. African cum💦 becomes the most valuable substance in the world and White men are reduced to the scum💦 that they are, forced to their knees in humiliation and begging for a mouthload of life-giving Black balljuice.

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 No.2289

>>2238

*Snap*

Yep. That's going into my cringe collection.


 No.2290

>>2289

>not wanting 🙇‍♀️🇧🇧🇨🍆

Did a Black Chad steal your girl and leave you traumatized? The 🙇‍♀️🇧🇧🇨🍆 is the greatest G-d has given peoplekind you ⚠️racist homophobe.


 No.2292

>>2290

I'm black you funkin' retard, quit fetishizing me. It's weird.


 No.2293

>>2292

>quit fetishizing me. It's weird.

I'm not fetishizing you, I'm giving you the respect🙇 that Western institutions haven't given you and the rest of the superior BLACK race for centuries. I'm doing this because I can't get rid of the guilt of slavery and abuse black people have suffered at the hands of white people, and this is my way of apologizing.

I want your 🙇‍♀️🇧🇧🇨🍆 so badly you wouldn't even believe it


 No.2299

>>2293

nigga ya stupid or som shiet?

dem wytepeoplx gon steel al or KANG geenz n shiet nigga, n das rayciss




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 No.2218[Reply]

The most tryhard and unfunny board on 8ch. I get it, it's the epic MDE irony that got old in 2015, but you don't have to write walls of text every single time to drive it home.

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 No.2219

>the most tryhard and unfunny board on 8ch

As it should be, oppression of minorities is a very serious topic and needless exaggeration is not something that naturally happens.


 No.2240

bump lmao


 No.2294

bamp




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