Hundreds, perhaps thousands of people of all races, colors, and creeds are crowded into the brightly lit auditorium. Seating room sold out within minutes. Many in the audience were greatful to get standing room admission.
Slowly and without fanfare Louis walks up from
Backstage. He is shrouded in robes, notunlike those of a priest or druid, but textured with African patterns woven in to the fabric.
>Good evening, we are gathered here tonight for a celebration
The crowd listens intently. No one dares interrupt Louis while he is speaking.
>These electric lights, tools of the white man
With a wave of his hand darkness sweeps the theatre, as though he was some sort of stand-up Dumbledore extinguishing the street lights with his deluminator. Not even the stage remains lit.
>Tonight we use our tools the way Mother Nature intended when she first put people onto the great continent of Africa many thousands of years ago.
A soft rhythm of Congo drum beats is heard. A flickering flame appears beside Louis, illuminating not one but many figures on stage. Some with the same outline of robes. Some seemingly completely nude.
>Come with me and cast off the shackles of the white colonial oppressor. Embrace the culture of your ancestors, give in to your tribal instincts.
A few of the white patrons seem to be confused. Others are joining in. Some of the black theatre goers appear to have brought their own personal drums. The fire grows larger every second.
>For too long the races of men have been separated. When they do come together they remain segregated like water and oil. Tonight this shall cease to be. Let the drumbeats be the detergent for the mixture of races. Oil and water shall be one.
The rhythm gets louder, the fire brighter. Many in the audience are standing. Many are dancing. All are waiting for what Louis has to say next.
>BRING FORTH THE WHITE WOMEN. TONIGHT I PROCLAIM THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE FIRST NATIONAL INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDSHundreds, perhaps thousands of people of all races, colors, and creeds are crowded into the brightly lit auditorium. Seating room sold out within minutes. Many in the audience were greatful to get standing room admission.
Slowly and without fanfare Louis walks up from
Backstage. He is shrouded in robes, notunlike those of a priest or druid, but textured with African patterns woven in to the fabric.
>Good evening, we are gathered here tonight for a celebration
The crowd listens intently. No one dares interrupt Louis while he is speaking.
>These electric lights, tools of the white man
With a wave of his hand darkness sweeps the theatre, as though he was some sort of stand-up Dumbledore extinguishing the street lights with his deluminator. Not even the stage remains lit.
>Tonight we use our tools the way Mother Nature intended when she first put people onto the great continent of Africa many thousands of years ago.
A soft rhythm of Congo drum beats is heard. A flickering flame appears beside Louis, illuminating not one but many figures on stage. Some with the same outline of robes. Some seemingly completely nude.
>Come with me and cast off the shackles of the white colonial oppressor. Embrace the culture of your ancestors, give in to your tribal instincts.
A few of the white patrons seem to be confused. Others are joining in. Some of the black theatre goers appear to have brought their own personal drums. The fire grows larger every second.
>For too long the races of men have been separated. When they do come together they remain segregated like water and oil. Tonight this shall cease to be. Let the drumbeats be the detergent for the mixture of races. Oil and water shall be one.
The rhythm gets louder, the fire brighter. Many in the audience are standing. Many are dancing. All are waiting for what Louis has to say next.
>BRING FORTH THE WHITE WOMEN. TONIGHT I PROCLAIM THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE FIRST NATIONAL INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS
SUPERB OWL 50
THE OFFICIAL PARTY IS ON 76CHAN, COME JOIN US THERE
>Why 76chan?
For much of the NFL season, 8chan has been broken and has left us without a home. We traveled from bunker to bunker only to have them all crumble for one reason or another. We finally wandered our way to 76chan, where we have found comfy posting and an accommodating admin.
Though 8chan has recently regained function (somewhat), we decided to remain on 76chan for the party.
So come to 76 and have some fun.
Josh the fuckup - may he forever be known as one
This fuckwit in >pic related is responsible for everything, fuck him and may he be fed to the pigs.
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13:40:16 ~copypaste last night i turned off post stats before going to bed
13:40:20 ~copypaste that's why everything is zeroed
13:40:30 ~copypaste i found the reason for the original complaint [/v/ takes a long time to post to]
13:40:33 ~copypaste get ready for this
13:42:04 ~copypaste inserting into the board_stats table was taking many seconds
13:42:10 ~copypaste it was getting worse with more and more records
13:42:27 ~copypaste and because board_stats never prunes its historical record, combined with josh's inability to focus on database design
13:43:01 ~copypaste we all assumed that it was just the original reason i started the search for a new IB software, was making things worse
13:43:02 ~copypaste not so
13:43:31 ~copypaste not only did Josh fail at Next, but his incompetent post stats patch degraded preformance over time silently because josh sucks at DB design
13:43:33 ~copypaste what the fuck.
13:43:59 ~copypaste that's why things continued to get worse even with 8chan's user count decreasing
13:44:05 ~copypaste because the post stats table continued to grow
13:44:18 ~copypaste josh's insistence that algorithmic complexity did not apply to him was…wrong.
13:44:33 ~copypaste this is becoming shakesperean tragedy levels of sad.
13:44:35 maksev so basically
13:44:38 maksev hidden grenade
13:44:45 ~copypaste more like hidden balloon
13:44:46 maksev how fun i do so love db faults
13:44:56 ~copypaste or like hidden frog in slowly heating up water
13:45:01 Reveton josh is a moron. big O is hardly even computer science, it's just a basic understanding of how many operations you're doing
13:45:07 ~copypaste you've all noticed posting is better now with no stats right?
13:45:08 maksev picture a hentai where the girl is constantly force fed water up her ass until assplosion copypaste
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15:32:23 ranix wait did you just fix next by reverting one change
15:33:44 ranix oh you mean josh fucked up vichan
15:33:46 ranix well
15:34:08 ranix so he fucked up vichan and caused an emergency that required him to be hired as a full time coder to fix is
15:34:11 ranix it
15:34:13 ranix is that about the size of it
15:35:06 maksev yes
Full log here. http://irclogs.8ch.net/rizon/%238chan-dev/2016-01-29
Kill all snowbirds
Destroy all snowbbirds
Go away stupid snowbirds nobody likes you
Stupid snowbirds, kill yourselves, you can't drive and you fuck up the turnpike
Get the fuck out of the state of Florida, you pieces of shit
GET OUT SNOWBIRDS
Go back to Ontario where you belong
Just because it snows in trudeauland doesn't mean all of you can come here
Fuck you snowbirds, gET out
Die all snowbirds
STOP BUYING ALL THE FUCKING ORANGE JUICE YOU FUCKS
KILL ALL SNOWBIRDS
DRAFTKINGS AND FANDUEL DECLARED ILLEGAL IN JEW YORK
>MUH HUNDOS
>The New York State attorney general on Tuesday ordered the two biggest daily fantasy sports companies, DraftKings and FanDuel, to stop accepting bets from New York residents, saying their games constituted illegal gambling under state law.
>The cease-and-desist order by the attorney general, Eric T. (((((Schneiderman))))), is a major blow to a multibillion-dollar industry that introduced sports betting to legions of young sports fans and has formed partnerships with many of the nation’s professional sports teams. Given the New York attorney general’s historic role as a consumer-protection advocate, legal experts said the action would most likely reverberate in other states where legislators and investigators are increasingly questioning whether the industry should operate unfettered by regulations that govern legalized gambling.
>Websites like DraftKings and its competitor FanDuel have faced intense scrutiny in recent days, including federal and state inquiries into their business practices.
>A DraftKings lounge at Gillette Stadium. DraftKings and its rival FanDuel have acknowledged that their employees have played and won significant money on each other’s sites.
>“It is clear that DraftKings and FanDuel are the leaders of a massive, multibillion-dollar scheme intended to evade the law and fleece sports fans across the country,” Mr. Schneiderman said, adding, “Today we have sent a clear message: not in New York, and not on my watch.”
…
>For much of the N.F.L. season, DraftKings and FanDuel have blanketed the airwaves with television advertising, spending more than $100 million each.
OFFICIAL UFC Fight Night: Johnson vs. Bader Thread
We back.
PRELIMS START IN 1 BONG, 20 BINGS FROM NOW(1:30 P.M. PST, 3:30 P.M. EST.)
Light Heavyweight: Anthony Johnson vs. Ryan Bader
Heavyweight: Josh Barnett vs. Ben Rothwell
Bantamweight: Iuri Alcântara vs. Jimmie Rivera
Welterweight: Sage Northcutt vs. Bryan Barberena
Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1)
Welterweight: Tarec Saffiedine vs. Jake Ellenberger
Lightweight: Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira
Middleweight: Kevin Casey vs. Rafael Natal
Flyweight: Dustin Ortiz vs. Wilson Reis
Welterweight: George Sullivan vs. Alexander Yakovlev
Featherweight: Alex Caceres vs. Masio Fullen
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Welterweight: Matt Dwyer vs. Randy Brown
Featherweight: Levan Makashvili vs. Damon Jackson
Lightweight: Tony Martin vs. Felipe Olivieri
Owl CSS
I've been messing around with the CSS to try and come up with one for our superb owl party.
The party, by the way, will be at 76chan
I'm posting this here because you'll be able to see it and mess around with it yourself.
I'm not very good at doing nerd stuff so there is some things here and there that can be touched up, but you can see the general gist of what I'm going for.
Here is the CSS
Let me know your thoughts
THIS GREEN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE
ITS MAKING MY EYES BLEED AND I HAVE A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION THAT IS KEEPING ME FROM BEING ABLE OT PROPERLY ENJOY MA /SP/ ALSO THE SAME PROBLEM IS CURRENTLY IN 76/SP/ AS WELL AND I DEMAND IT BE FIXED NOW
I AM A VALUED ASSET OF THIS COMMUNITY AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY CONDITION AND MY DEMANDS
It has come to my attention that goatbro has abandoned the board. Like many former 8chan borard owners he was in on joshes plot to not only steal our ips but ruin the site at large. Snitchbro must be stopped. It's time we have a meta thread we haven't had one in quite awhile and I think its high time.
BUNKER
The Next migration didn't work. Read Here- https://ghostbin.com/paste/qt2ww
And now the beta bunker is down, with this site still being broken.
edit-
GO TO 76CHAN
other bunkers-
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/sp
8chan Is Fix Now, Time To Come Home
Looks like HW fixed the index problem plaguing the site for the past 9 months, and guess that the cause was?
13:40:16 ~copypaste last night i turned off post stats before going to bed
13:40:20 ~copypaste that's why everything is zeroed
13:40:30 ~copypaste i found the reason for the original complaint [/v/ takes a long time to post to]
13:40:33 ~copypaste get ready for this
13:42:04 ~copypaste inserting into the board_stats table was taking many seconds
13:42:10 ~copypaste it was getting worse with more and more records
13:42:27 ~copypaste and because board_stats never prunes its historical record, combined with josh's inability to focus on database design
13:43:01 ~copypaste we all assumed that it was just the original reason i started the search for a new IB software, was making things worse
13:43:02 ~copypaste not so
13:43:31 ~copypaste not only did Josh fail at Next, but his incompetent post stats patch degraded preformance over time silently because josh sucks at DB design
13:43:33 ~copypaste what the fuck.
13:43:59 ~copypaste that's why things continued to get worse even with 8chan's user count decreasing
13:44:05 ~copypaste because the post stats table continued to grow
13:44:18 ~copypaste josh's insistence that algorithmic complexity did not apply to him was…wrong.
13:44:33 ~copypaste this is becoming shakesperean tragedy levels of sad.
13:44:35 maksev so basically
13:44:38 maksev hidden grenade
13:44:45 ~copypaste more like hidden balloon
13:44:46 maksev how fun i do so love db faults
13:44:56 ~copypaste or like hidden frog in slowly heating up water
13:45:01 Reveton josh is a moron. big O is hardly even computer science, it's just a basic understanding of how many operations you're doing
13:45:07 ~copypaste you've all noticed posting is better now with no stats right?
13:45:08 maksev picture a hentai where the girl is constantly force fed water up her ass until assplosion copypaste
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15:32:23 ranix wait did you just fix next by reverting one change
15:33:44 ranix oh you mean josh fucked up vichan
15:33:46 ranix well
15:34:08 ranix so he fucked up vichan and caused an emergency that required him to be hired as a full time coder to fix is
15:34:11 ranix it
15:34:13 ranix is that about the size of it
15:35:06 maksev yes
Full log here.
The board owner does not care about /sp/
The cuckold board owner is not removing the stickies from the front page……… when 8chan clearly works. This is clearly what we all wanted……… BUT HES BEING A CUCKOLD OF THE PASTTTTTTTTTTTT ..
Since the board owner isn't taking care of the board I say we rally against him. Fuck this cuckold.
I'm going to be straight here /sp/.
I am a cuckold weaboo, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti-biotics and the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. There is no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
The reason white women are turning from the cause and running towards the blacks is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you don't get enough to eat at home you're going to go out to eat, Simple. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of black bull semen. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a mixed child soon where I will teach him about our cultural ways as well as the red pill. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.
Monogamy is a tool of the jews. Just give it a chance once, Its exhilarating. There's something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.
Cam Newton: OH FUCK, DUDE. I'M SO FUCKING GOOD, MY ELITE O-LINE, D AND RB DON'T MEAN SHIT, I'M JESUS. OH WATCH ME DANCE.
ESPN: Oh fuck, Cam, you ARE good. Dance brother. OBJ, you're an asshole, quit dancing.
Cam Newton: HELL YEAH HE'S AN ASSHOLE, OH FUCK AM I GOOD. MMM. I'M GONNA DANCE ON EVERY PLAY!
ESPN: Well keep on dancing! You're being totally professional!
Cam Newton: AH FUCK DUDE, I HAVEN'T GOT INJURED. WATCH ME SUCK MY OWN DICK. OH YEAH, THAT'S CAM NEWTON'S DICK IN MY MOUTH, FUCKING ELITE MEAT, NIGGA. I FEEL FUCKING HONORED.
ESPN: How does that dick taste, Cam?
Cam Newton: THAT'S CAM NEWTON'S DICK, IT TASTES LIKE FLATTERY TO HAVE THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH. *SLURP SLURP*, FUCK THAT IS SOME GOOD DICK.
ESPN: Can I have a taste, Cam?
Cam Newton: FUCK YOU ASSHOLES, THAT'S CAM NEWTON'S DICK. ONLY CAM NEWTON GETS TO SUCK THAT DICK.
ESPN: Speaking of assholes like that god damned OBJ, can we lick yours?
Cam Newton: I DUNNO IF IT TASTES GOOD, LET ME TRY. MMMHMMM!!! THAT TASTES GREAT! OH YEAH, BWAH.
ESPN: Cam Newton has confirmed that his asshole tastes good, if Cam Newton says it tastes good it must taste good. We wanna lick that asshole.
Cam Newton: WELL THEN GIVE IT A SHOT, JUST DON'T LICK MUH BALLS, YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THE PRIVILEGE TO LICK CAM NEWTON'S TASTY BALLS. ONLY REAL NIGGAS GET DAT SALTY BRINE.
ESPN: OH YEAH! We love it! Let us lick that asshole. Fuck that is a good asshole to lick! This just in: Cam Newton's asshole tastes like gumdrops and cotton candy!
Cam Newton: MMHMMM BWAH, THAT IS A GOOD ASSHOLE. THAT'S CAM NEWTON'S ASSHOLE!
ESPN: CAM NEWTON MVP! We just licked this asshole and all sources confirm that this asshole is first rate. OH YEAH!
Cam Newton: YOU'RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT IT IS! NNNNNNNGH, KEEP ON LICKIN'.
ESPN: MMMMHMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! That is a tasty fucking asshole. We feel honored to tongue that anus, that is a fucking first rate anus for us to tongue.
Cam Newton: SUCK THAT ANUS, BWAH! WATCH ME DAAANCE!
ESPN: We are now sucking Cam Newton's anus and it is DELICIOUS!
Cam Newton: FUCK YEAH IT IS! I'M CAM FUCKING NEWTON! Y'ALL NIGGAS CANT SEE ME! WATCH ME SUCK MY PENIS AND LICK MUH BALLS.
/icup/ thread
Looks like a bunch of boards are getting their teams together, and they're looking at expanding to 24 or even 32 soon. I didn't see a roster on /icup/ at all, so it probably was on here and got slid.
Let's put together a new roster, and if we find the old one, we can just move new ones we like over.
MEMES HAVE LONG BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ FORETOLD THAT MEMES WOULD SAVE THE SPORTS BOARD AND ONLY MEMES WOULD STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MEME MY FRIENDS MEME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME
I wana talk to other pedophiles cause thats the only reason to still be on this site we are now pedo
I feel like pedophilia is our traditon but so is our hardcore eltie hacking. lulz let us join togetgher and make the lol and raid I demand this become the raid pedo centaal. welcome to 8 chan I am a new user I came here from gaia!!@@! XDDD lets go ahead and become friends and frenemies!@#@!!!!!!!@!! LET THIS FAR BE NO FUTHERERRERRRRR I am now the sports penguin of doom!@
ATTENTION EVERYBODY
Due to issues we are having with this website, notably the board not updating for hours days at a time and the persistent posting errors, we are temporarily relocating to another stadium
COME TO THE BUNKER
8ch.pl/sp/
POLISH /SP/ UNSTABLE
COME TO THE BETA
WE NEED OUR WHOLE TEAM ON THE SAME FIELD, DO NOT POST HERE FOR THE TIME BEING, ONLY POST AT POLISH BETA /SP/
UFC 194
UFC 194: Preliminairies + Main Card + Aldo vs. McGregor Fight
HD Streamup Link : http://livesoccerrg.net/watch/tv/ufc194-HD.html
SD Stream Link : http://livesoccerrg.net/watch/stream1.html
BT Sport 1 Link 1 - http://livesoccerrg.net/watch/tv/bt-sport-2HD.html
Trans-Tasman Trophy Second Test Australia vs New Zealand
STARTS IN ABOUT 20 BINGS
I made a thread on the polish chan first cause it looks like this one is still fucked http://8ch.pl/sp/res/1270.html
Australia won the toss and chose to bat
Played at the WACA Ground, Perth
I BELIEVE THE EMPOWERMENT OF BLACK MEN TAKES THE RIGHT OVER ALL HUMAN LIFE PLEASE HELP ME DESTROY THE WHITE RACE DEMAND WHITE MEN BE CASTRATED AND MADE INTO A TRANSGENDER CLASS THAT GETS FUCKED SOLELY BY BLACK MEN AND THEY ARE BEATAN AND RAPED ON AA DAIILY BASIS LET US PAY FOR ALLL WHITE SINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DEATH TO THE WHITE PEOPLE
Hey fellow /sp/artans I love combat sports but I have not been watching much kickboxing as I should. I know that K-1 has been defunct for a while but I wanna catch up and watch all the old cards. Is there somewhere to watch them all? Like a torrent or a streaming website? Sorry if this is against the rules to ask for this.
OFFICIAL UFC Fight Night: Belfort vs. Henderson Thread
We back edition.
Prelims start in 30 bings from now(3:30 P.M. PST, 6:30 P.M. EST.)
Middleweight: Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Light Heavyweight: Glover Teixeira vs. Patrick Cummins
Bantamweight: Thomas Almeida vs. Anthony Birchak
Lightweight: Alex Oliveira vs. Piotr Hallmann
Lightweight: Gilbert Burns vs. Rashid Magomedov
Light Heavyweight: Fabio Maldonado vs. Corey Anderson
Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1)
Lightweight: Gleison Tibau vs. Abel Trujillo
Lightweight: Yan Cabral vs. Johnny Case
Featherweight: Clay Guida vs. Thiago Tavares
Featherweight: Kevin Souza vs. Chas Skelly
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Welterweight: Viscardi Andrade vs. Gasan Umalatov
Bantamweight: Pedro Munhoz vs. Jimmie Rivera
Bantamweight: Bruno Rodrigues vs. Matheus Nicolau Pereira
Football Body Work
Football Body Work addresses men, who wish to devote their attentions and energies engaging professional football with stronger voices for cheering, greater emotional reserves coping with set back and defeat, keener acuities apprehending specific team strategies and tactics (aspiring, youthful Eagles, coachphilic Seahawks, disciplined Ravens, ever quick, sedulous Patriots, portending Panthers, quarterback blessed Packers, etc.) quicker attention to competitive advantage for fantasy football and enhanced capacities to endure media commentary, promotional content and repetitive advertising undistracted by fatigue, aches and pains and tensions impeding energy flows and dissipating concentration.
The body work releases tensions and discharges energies by boosting circulation, augmenting oxygen, easing gaits, loosening strides and relieving lower back pains.
An optional, immersive element affords deeply held, rarely accessed masculine energies.
Loose gym shorts or nude.
Complete confidence is the standard: no one other than refreshed man and ebullient fan departs following volunteering whatever misgivings he may confide regarding any particular team, coach, player, or league official responding to unalloyed, unconditional, positive regard and touch.
Men, particularly fit men who master body work breathing and stretching, will likely achieve reserves of stamina to attend wives and lovers with love making of greater intensity over longer durations.
Such balance can prove illusive following protracted beverage and food consumption.
Men for whom all absorbing, sedentary employment dissipates core strengths and tightens upper/lower body flexibility can begin to recapture vibrant bodies for fuller, more gratifying experiences, too.
A Super Bowl quarterback publishes appreciations of the body work enhancing his gridiron dominance.
Fine oils or powder
Discreet location
Video
Cristiano Ronaldo 'Buys Gulfstream Private Jet For €19million' http://www.any.gs/L90n
Humans and bees, bros4life?
>Beekeeping is pretty hip these days among urbanites (even NPR has rooftop bees). And bees play a vital role in modern agriculture. It turns out, farmers have been fostering a sweet relationship with these honey producers for at least 9,000 years, according to a study in the journal Nature. That's a couple of thousand years earlier than previously thought.
>The new date comes to us thanks to traces of beeswax found in bits of pottery recovered from well-dated Neolithic archaeological sites. The oldest potsherd was found at a Neolithic site called Ctalhoyuk in southern Anatolia in modern Turkey, which dates to the seventh millennium B.C. And it means that people established a working relationship with bees very soon after the rise of settled farming in the region.
NBA WEDNESDAY
Wednesday, November 11
New York vs Charlotte 6:00 PM
Los Angeles vs Orlando 6:00 PM
Toronto vs Philadelphia 6:00 PM
Indiana vs Boston 6:30 PM
New Orleans vs Atlanta 7:00 PM
Los Angeles vs Dallas 7:00 PM ESPN
Brooklyn vs Houston 7:00 PM
Golden State vs Memphis 7:00 PM
Milwaukee vs Denver 8:00 PM
Detroit vs Sacramento 9:00 PM
San Antonio vs Portland 9:30 PM ESPN
ALL TIME IN GLORIOUS CENTRAL TIME ZONE
REPUBLICAN DEBATE THREAD
anyone watching?
stream: http://www.foxbusiness.com/live-coverage/fox-business-network-wall-street-journal-gop-debates
Evening /sp/ for a while now ive been watching the new Wrestling shows back and forth and have been looking up some of the older PPVs and ive had an inkling to catch up on a lot of these old shows, im already looking around for some i watched back in the old days and was wondering if you guys had any recommendations for PPVs or show series.
I have to say i dont really like the new wrestling that much, much prefer the old ones.
>Three bears get divorced
>Judge pulls little bear aside
>Asks who he wants to live with
>Judge asks if he wants to live with Dad
>"No he beats me!"
>Judge asks if he wants to live with Mom
>"No she beats me!"
>Judge says, "Well, who do you want to live with?"
>"The Chicago bears! They don't beat anybody!"
Lets watch the dog whisperer
Does anyone else here watch the dog whisper….. like I really enjoy it. Like what I do is get myself really really hard while I'm watching it and then close my eyes and imagine like a really hot scence at the end of the episode. Ceasar milan says sorry we can't save teh dogs…. but I CAN KILL EMMMMM and brings out a fucking shotgun blowing the dogs away in front of their owners. Milan regulalrly folllows up a dog murder with a porno scence of him and the dead dog while whimpering. …… this is where I CUM. So its a real fantasy and I love talking about the dog whisper… so lets talk about it guys.