No.156789
No.156793
It's a trap! Bumblepepe will sting you through your heart the first chance he gets.
No.156795
>just woke up with a huge hangover
>see this and think the image is way funnier than it is
>think about sending it to this girl to try and ask her out
>come to my senses right before i hit send
Wew that was close
No.156797
>>156795
Girls get wet for memes dude. You should do it.
No.156800
No.156802
>>156797
>>156800
If i knew her beyond speaking to her twice for a limited amount of time I'd do it. But at this point she barely knows me and would probably never speak to me again.
Making this promise now: if things go well with her and i end up asking her out, I'll use this image.
No.156813
>>156795
faggot
tnak u MR BEEFRIENDED
No.156825
>>156802
See, you're just a pussy looking for excuses.
It's time to use everything you learned on /sp/
No.156826
>>156825
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to pick up a gf. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 dates perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when she said she'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end jewelry store to further impress her? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of gf. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking her on a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things she mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with her.
Next I will take her on a 'classic' date, mini-golf, ice cream, a drive in movie. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fuck her like the other assholes.
Then comes the real date, dinner at a fairly nice place and some drinks.
After that I have gf.
Goodbye virgin.
No.156827
>>156826
nobody with this much autism will ever actually have a gf
*tips fedora*
No.156829
>>156826
>That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fuck her like the other assholes.
You lose her before the third date
No.156835
No.156844
>>156826
If this wasn't already pasta, it is now.
No.156846
>>156826
I tried changing the subject but it is surprisingly hard to edit for any other purpose.
No.156847
No.156878
>>156846
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to create memes. Just because I'm not dropping shitposts like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean I'm a newfag. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 posts perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when they said they'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a rare Pepe store to further impress them? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of memes. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm posting from a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to create a lot of memes without coming off as trying to force them. I did some research into the memes oldfags mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on my walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with them.
Next I will make a 'classic' meme, Pepe, burrs, Wade. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying fit in like the other assholes.
Then comes the real meme, with a get on a fairly nice board and some banter.
After that I have memes.
Goodbye faggot.
No.156882
No.156885
for /bane/-
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to crash a plane. Just because I'm not dropping planes like fucking Germanwings out of my pocket does not mean i'm a crash virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 crashes perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when Dr. Pavel said nothing just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job as a high-end mercenary to further impress him? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of making the fire rise. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking CIA on a mountain flight, the plane flies more smoothly while in thin air so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about the flight plan without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things he mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our flight I can share a plan and/or briefcase with him.
Next I will take him on a 'classic' crash, minor turbulence, shaking windows, uneasy passengers. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fly him like the other assholes.
Then comes the real crash, hired guns in a fairly high place and some explosives.
After that I have a crash
Goodbye brother.
No.156888
>>156885
beautiful, mind if i post it over on bane?
No.156889
>>156888
I just did and nice trips
No.156890
No.156891
>>156878
>>156885
>tfw the copypasta catches on and our greatest contribution to the site has jack shit to do with sports
No.156899
HUURR EPIB COPY PASTAA
When I'm in a loving relationship and you fucks have nothing except edits of my advice we'll see who has the last laugh.
I don't know why I came to this board
No.156903
>>156899
consider /int/, it's probably more your style.
No.156995
>>156899
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to banter. Just because I cry like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean I'm a pussy. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 bants perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when I said I'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a sports bar to further impress me? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of banter. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm going on a nature walk, tears flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the team you mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our walk I can share some banter with you.
Next I will hit you with some 'classic' banter, rivalry, overtime, playoffs. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to bandwagon like the other assholes.
Then comes the real banter, tripfagging at a fairly nice general and some ribbing.
After that I have banter.
Goodbye loser.
No.157097
>>156795
I did this with the original image and it worked out exactly how you would expect it
No.157098
>>157097
did you fuck her right in the pussy?
No.157100
>>157097
Congratulations on losing your virginity
No.157428
No.157438
>>157098
>>157100
Yeah… heh… didn't even break a sweat. *sheaths meme*
No.157468
Should I send this to the Algerian qt i'm skyping with? I don't want her to declare a fatwa and then jihad me
No.157469
No.157471
>sent it to my ex
>sent it to somebody who friendzoned me
>sent it to a girl who digs me but hasnt lived in my town for a while
Didnt give any context with the image either…wonder how this will go
No.157473
No.157474
>>157468
do it
at best she'll love the really weird sense of humor in the image. At worst she'll just think your weird
No.157547
>>157471
Girl who digs me is the first to answer back, she writes "lmao yum" and sends me a picture of her dinner.
So basically it appears she is pretending the picture doesn't exist
No.157555
>>157547
send it to her again
No.157557
>>157547
send her a pic with your penis in a hotdog bun and ask her "is this yummy"
No.157559
No.157563
>>157555
I'll give it a day or two, if she says something particularly witty I'll send it to her again and say "you're really racking up these coupons…qpons4aqt3.14
No.157602
>>157563
Send her this and ask her if she would taste your skinless wieners after you dip them in her honey pot.
No.157991
>>157990
She responded 4 times in a row, obviously she wants the D
No.157992
>>157990
>needing 4 separate messages to type that
>being named Priscilla
Is she 70 years old?
You weren't supposed to text your grandmother.
No.157993
>>157990
I can smell her wetness from here
go get her champ
No.157994
>>157990
Webm related. It's what Elliot Rodger did. They all laughed at him, now he's in hell, laughing at THEM.
No.157996
>>157990
Nothing. Just post in >tfw no gf threads about the one that got away and regret it.
No.157999
So i should tell her to cash in the qpon cause shes a qt3.14?
No.158019
Guys I need help on how to reply…i have read receipt turned on so she knows i saw the message
How do i best take some of her pollen and cross breed with other flowers
No.158020
>>157990
If you need to ask, you might as well be like this
No.158056
>>158019
"Never mind, just found it a funny image. Truth is I've been attracted to you for a while now and I was wondering if you might want to have a drink with me at some point"
>giving legitimate advice on the internets
I feel dirty
No.158063
>>158056
>legimate advice
>some beta cuck shit like that
No.158064
>>158063
this
You would be better off sending ayo bby u want sum dik?
No.158073
>>158063
>beta cuck shit
>asking a girl out
pick one
No.158081
>sharing your dank yamyams with normies
THIS IS HOW PEPE DIED
No.158084
>>158081
This is /sp/, we cold-blooded killers
No.158086
>>157990
>Yesterday 17:34
>Today 21:54
dude she friggin hates you
No.158099
>>158098
just yamyam my shit up
No.158103
This thread is going places…anon have you replied to her yet?
No.158105
>>158086
she was busy getting gaped by jamal as is common for white girls in amerika today
No.158220
>>158081
>yamyams
Think we have our new hidden yamyam
No.158221
>>158103
Sent "its a qpon for a qt3.14 ;-) :-) :-) "
No reply yet so i'm going to to let her know not to feel pressured, with the coupon never expiring and all
No.158222
>>158221
Here's the last two texts
No.158223
>>158221
>qt3.14
>not qtp2t3.14
do you even yamyam?
No.158226
>>158224
Sides status:
OBLITERATED
No.158227
No.158228
No.158229
This thread is full of win and deliverance
good job team
No.158232
>>158231
Which one is that?
No.158233
>>158232
That is just some girl I know because the ex isn't messaging back at all and the other two answered back.
I'm not even sure how to answer now, i just wrote "bzzzz"
No.158235
>>158231
Courtney wants the B
No.158236
>>158233
Also just sent it to my ex who hates just about everything I do but acts "too mature" to actually say it.
>tfw i used to send her a picture of michael bolton everyday until she called me screaming to leave her alone
No.158237
>>158233
>>158236
You're doing gods work anon, keep up the good work
No.158239
>>158236
lol you are the michael bolton anon? i remember waking up to your threads every morning for a while
how in the hell does somebody who is obvously as autistic as you are get girlfriends?
No.158241
>>158239
Because women are shallow and I apparently am good looking. Instead of me being 'weird and creepy' they call me 'unique, creative and the funniest sense of humor'
I only posted a few MB pics on here, I have ~150 now and I send them to a few different girls at random intervals.
Here's one of my favorites:
No.158247
>bees
>OC copypasta
>banter
>anon ruining his social life by sending yamyams to potential gfs
>anon getting BTFO
>anon actually getting a positive response from another potential gf
some amazing things are happening now that we are off the top 25
No.158255
>>158241
now that's autism and IATA
But you're a lucky son of a bitch. I'm goofy looking as fuck and I have to damn near pitch a perfect game everytime I talk to women or I have absolutely 0 chance
No.158258
>>158247
These things happened while we were in the top 25 you shit
No.158262
>>158255
I never thought I was that good looking (plus i'm only 5'7) but as I've gotten older it's clear to me now that they obviously must be physically attracted to me. Either that or I come off mysterious because I gave up on caring a long time ago (like when i was 12 years old lel) and girls are attracted by indifference.
No.158271
>>158233
>I'm not even sure how to answer now, i just wrote "bzzzz"
> just wrote "bzzzz"
fuck me i've been kekking since the >jordan post but this had me literally slapping my desk
No.158274
another one actually responded…
No.158275
>>158271
Apparently we've been going about getting girlfriends in the complete wrong manner…
No.158276
>>158275
never underestimate the power of memes to the female brain
No.158277
>>158275
>She's the shiznit lol
Run from this one.
No.158278
>>158275
>this entire time all we needed to do was send bees
No.158279
>mcqueen 8ch gets its own version of Densha Otoko from this
No.158280
>>158275
She just wants some beta to help her move
No.158281
>>158277
Not my type anyways
No.158283
>>158281
This one has potential.
Tell her you can make the confusion go away.
No.158284
>>158283
If we find a way to throw a bee pun in i'll do it
No.158285
>>158279
I have no idea what that is
I am going to guess some type of chinese cartoon and will politely inform you that this is /sp/ and nobody knows what that trash is here.
No.158286
>>158284
I BEElieve I can make you less confused
No.158287
>>158285
I googled it because i'm not a weeb and it was some 2channel virgin/no gf who stood up to a drunk guy on a train who is bothering some qt3.14 and the qt.314 ended up falling in love with him and they lived happily ever after.
No.158288
>>158287
It's in Japan
Nobody lives happily ever after there.
No.158289
Thinking about sending this image to an old friend.
I need more alcohol before I go through with t. God wills me a gf this summer.
No.158293
>>158289
Just do it, I was nervous at first but now i've sent it to most of the girls in my phone. It's not like they know the image is from 8chan or anything, so they won't understand how pathetic we actually are.
No.158295
>>158293
You're right. In gonna start blasting flight of the bumblebees right now.
No.158299
>>158286
>sent this
>no answer after 10 minutes
>"plz respond"
>no answer
what a cunt
No.158300
>>158299
go to her house and release a swarm of bees in her air ducts
No.158302
>>158300
Guaranteed pussy, especially if you introduce yourself with "HONEY, I'm home!"
No.158316
No.158327
What do?
Context: i slept with this girl 4 or 5 years ago in college
No.158329
>>158275
>She's the shiznit
WHITE PEOPLE LMOAL
No.158335
>>158327
Say "Meet up for a coffee?"
Then slip it in her ass while she waits for her macchiato
No.158345
>>158327
you have her roped in pretty good
Just be frank now and ask her if she wants to go do something.
No.158349
>>158329
getting whites, especially white females to embrace nig culture and speak in ebonics is exactly what the jews want
No.158361
>>158329
i think shes mixed or something, idk not interested either way
No.158362
>>158335
>>158345
sent "respond to us hanging out"
No.158382
She is clearly upset by what's happening
No.158396
>>158382
the female hormones are causing her brain to function even more illogically than usual
No.158399
>>158396
the first time i got with her it was after ~6 months of calling her a whore and derogatory names so her being annoyed right now is for the best
No.158409
>>158399
text her back calling her a worthless whore who has already made a bad decision sleeping with you once so why not again you dumb bitch?
No.158414
No.158420
>>158414
Is there any other way to live?
No.158425
>>158424
excellent
thank you
No.158426
>>158424
oops you had the first
No.158428
>>158422
>BEEPD
where the fuck have they been?
any progress in the case?
No.158435
>>158382
>weekend after next
what the fuck? why not tonight or tomorrow?
You're not that busy, you're shitposting on 8chan. You could be dead by next weekend.
No.158436
>>158422
Can you post the egyptian bee?
>tfw this thread has everything now
No.158437
>>158435
She lives about 2 hours away from me, and this weekend I have plans with the qt that I'm actually trying to date
No.158439
>>158437
have the qt you actually want see you with this slut
It will cause a jealousy reaction and she will be more inclined to be with you because you are worth more when seen with another woman. Women love to hate other women. Real science.
No.158440
>>158439
>"hey wanna go to a city 2 hours away to hang out with this girl who will make passes at me in front of you?"
come the fuck on bro, I'm well aware of making girls jealous but this isn't the situation for it
No.158442
>>158440
bring the 2 hour away girl to you dingus
No.158444
>>158441
based, been looking for that ever since i lost all my 8chan images when switching computers/OS's
>>158442
nah sorry m8, isn't gonna work like that.
the only reason i'm even considering mackenzie right now is because i sent that beefriend pic to her and she actually responded. Why would I take the chance to fuck something up in my real life because i was yamyaming?
No.158446
>>158444
there is a female egyptian bumble pepe that was floating around in the fall, but I don't remember what computer I have it on
No.158447
>>158446
I have her on a flashdrive somewhere as well
No.158453
>>158444
>Why would I take the chance to fuck something up in my real life because i was yamyaming
Because you are alpha as fuck and throw caution to the wind?
Crack open a bear and live life to the fullest.
No.158460
>>158453
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to pick up a gf. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 dates perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when she said she'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end jewelry store to further impress her? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of gf. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking her on a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things she mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with her.
Next I will bang the slut. Blowjob, Anal, facial. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes obvious I'm just trying to fuck her like the other time.
Then comes the real date, dinner at a fairly nice place and some drinks.
After that I have gf.
Goodbye virgin.
No.158463
>>158460
Do you want to fight?? I will lay your ass out dont even think of talking to me like that you name the time and place I'll knock you the fuck out and take both bitches from you like that. Don't even try me son.
No.158466
>>158463
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to fight. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a wimp. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 punches perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a shot past when I telegraphed his haymaker just to add a level of drama? Did you get a jab at your chin store to further impress me? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of fighting. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking you on a natural straight, your punches flow more naturally while natural so this will be a great opportunity to work the right without being a game of 20 jabs. I did some research into the things you mentioned being weak/unable to defend so in our fight I can exploit your weaknesses.
Next I will take you on a 'classic' boxing strategy. Jabs, ducks, hugs. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes obvious I'm not just trying to knock you out like the other assholes.
Then comes the real fight,uppercuts at a fairly nice pace and some leg kicks.
After that I you are knocked out
Goodbye wimp.
No.158567
No.158598
>tfw by a twist of fate i'm making bee jokes at the girl i'm actually trying to take out
the yamyams once again break reality
No.158607
No.158891
Bumping the best thread on /sp/ right now
No.160276
No.160279
>>158466
>did you get a jab at your chin store
geg
No.160321
Gonna send jt to the qt3.14 i actually liked now, date didnt go well so its not like i can hurt my chances
No.160327
>>160323
you've got her bro, just tell her this qpon is serious bzzzznis and you want to fly with her sometime
No.160328
>>160327
Shit i fucked up. I said "hope your not allergic!"
I'll just send a bzzz, that worked the last time.
No.160340
No.160342
/sp/ found a fucking way
how is this thread possible? /sp/ is actually getting laid thanks to BEEEEES.
I'm definitely be using this shit soon as well. unfortunately it will probably be in moonspeak but i'll use superior paint skills to translate the responses.
No.160345
>>160340
nope this 100% fresh homemade pasta
No.160347
>>160346
nice thigh, maybe I can buzz between it sometime?
No.160352
No.160375
>>160342
yamyams are very powerful
You should have known this.
No.160388
>>160346
hmm so she responds with a non sequitur playing you at your own game.
respond
>bone?
No.160392
>>160388
Never ask. Tell her u wanna bone
No.160395
Why am i the only one sending this to grils?
Aformentioned qt just invited me to dinner btw
No.160397
>>157990
Oh tell her
"Dont respond. Just bzzzzzzzz"
No.160408
>>160395
I can't take screenshots with my phone
oh and I don't know any girls
No.160594
>>160408
You dont have a single female number that isnt family in your phone?
Seriously though, send this to anybody you dont currently have a chance to have sex with, its not like its going to make your life any worse.
And considering i've had 2 positive outcomes now the beez are good luck.
No.160623
>>160594
I-is that so unbelievable?
No.160634
>>160623
I'm not even sure. If i moved out of my hometown and got a new phone i'd probably have no girls in my phone.
But i'd assume you'd have one from work or school unless you are full NEET, in which case I salute you because I really wish I could do that.
No.160666
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to start a race war. Just because I'm not gassing kikes with fucking Zyklon B out of my pocket does not mean I'm a Jew-lover. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 Shoah's perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when you call in a threat to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end Klan member to further leave an impression? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of race wars. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm taking some niggers on a walk off a short pier, they die more easily while in water so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about their weaknesses without coming off as a guessing game of negro-slaying. I did some research into the things they mention being interested in/enjoy so I can bait them by pretending to share a hobby and/or interest with them.
Next I will take the spics on some 'classic' hate crimes, targeted attacks, threats against families, a drive-by shooting. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to accept their presence like the other assholes.
Then comes the final solution, kikes hanging in a fairly high place and the return of White supremacy.
After that I have a race war..
Goodbye shitskins.
No.160668
No.160669
>>160666
>trip 6's
>that post
pure fucking gold.
Please post on /pol/ and spread the gospel
No.160681
>>156826
I don't visit here too much but I dropped by to say wew, this shit is gr8
>>156891
That's how it was on 4chan.
No.160683
No.160690
>>160346
It's too late but I like the response "Oh I wanna bone"
No.164949
No.166257
No.167147
The only girls on my phone are my mom and sister. Would it be strange to send it to them?
No.167149
No.167161
>>167147
Are you from Alabama?
No.167261
No.167339
>>167147
Well did you send it faggot?
No.167460
No.167670
>the girl meg i sent the bee pic to invites me to her house last night with some friends
>just hanging out having some wine
>she brings up the bee picture i sent
>"you actually thought i was asking you out? I wanted to bee your beefriend"
>she gets embarassed
>i bzzz
This yamyamming is getting interesting
No.167680
>>167670
truly the alpha of the hive
did you show her your stinger?
No.167684
>>167680
N-n-no, should I have?
Not to bore you with feels, but it's a weird situation with her and frankly I want a gf not a quick lay.
>mcqueen something came up last night about me being over casual sex
>"so your trying to settle down anon?"
>explain that i've been happily single for 5 years and now i'm getting lonely
>she goes quiet
I will never have a gf that loves to argue about pointless shit nonstop with me ;_;
No.167742
>>167684
Bruh if u fuck her well enough. She will beg to be ur gf
No.167754
>>167742
>implying you want the type of girl who fucks you before you even 'date'
No.167766
>>167754
Every girl fucks before dating. The longer you take the more likely she will label u beta and not want anything to do wit u
No.167767
>>167754
Every girl fucks before dating. The longer you take the more likely she will label u beta and not want anything to do wit u
No.167768
>>167766
I mean like actually go out dating. Not actually be in a relationship.
The best/most sane girls are the ones who make you at least do a little of "hey i'm a good person" work before they spread their legs.
No.167792
>>167768
>"hey i'm a good person" work
Hey I'm good at getting in dem panties
No.167799
>>158424
> REEE.png
>not BEEE.png
No.167802
>>167792
Wearing your sister's panties doesn't count as "getting in dem panties."
No.167803
No.167804
No.167864
No.168010
This thread just keeps on giving.
Good job team
No.168063
>>167802
BTFO
This thread is fucking great
No.177291
No.177298
>>177291
WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME
No.177309
This is the best thread to ever happen on 8/sp/
Prove me wrong
No.177313
>>177309
certainly a strong contender
reminder that this thread would have been deleted in seconds on halfchan
No.177314
>>177313
deleted and OP issued a minimum 7 day ban for Garbage thread outside of /b/
No.177348
>>177309
the acronym thread was pretty good too. and let's not forget the superb owl party.
No.178247
>>177348
But this thread has it all.
No.178655
No.178737
>>177348
superb owl part was a magical day
1500 pph
No.178738
>>178737
and the day before we stole /v/'s get and the day after we stole /pol/'s get
No.179061
>>177291
God's work.
I remember someone linking to the Zyklon Ben copypasta ITT like two weeks ago and making a mental note to read the thread but I forgot. Glad I saved it all in one go, my sides are on fire.
No.179087
>get caught up in BEE excitement
>"he… hehe… BEES!"
>don't have a proper phone, so decide to email a girl
>"ey want your flower pollinated? bzzz"
>after sending, realise I mistyped the address and gmail auto-chose my professor's email address
I don't think I was ready. I got carried away and ended up out of my depth.
No.179125
>>179087
Your professor is going to ask you to stay after class soon. Be prepared.
No.179129
>>179125
You mean Bee prepared.
No.179131
>>179129
>"Stay after class anon. I think we need to discuss your beehaviour."
No.181003
>>179087
lol doesn't gmail have an undo send feature now?
either way
top wew
No.185605
No.185625
This thread is pure gold.
No.185704
>>178738
What a time to bee alive.
No.185921
There's a bee app here. Bzzzzzz
No.185922
>>185921
The moonspeak tells us to be happy with the bee and protect the bee
No.185924
And to discover the bee near us
No.185926
No.185932
>>185926
the bee needs our help. BeePD is incompetent!
No.186011
>tfw my life has been reduced to nothing
>all that is left in the wake of absurdity's destruction are bees
>bees are God
No.186400
>>186011
iktfb, my life has disintegrated too. the cult of the bee will save us.
No.186511
No.186512
>>186511
>>186400
>>186011
This thread never stops with the dankness
No.186513
>>179087
Just bee yourself and it will be fine.
No.190791
I've scared off every female i know with this meme.
I'm killing myself.
No.190804
>>190791
Send it to your mum. She will literally bang anyone
No.193145
keeping my bee game strong.
No.193147
>>193145
I like how you are showing her your knowledge of bees while subtly implying that it is important to keep your mutual aryan white race intact.
88/88 great job!
No.193153
>>193145
thank you beesed god
No.193158
>>193147
Thanks for noticing!
No.193163
>>193145
Very nice, by including this bit of buzzing trivia not only have you obviously impressed her with your wordsmithing abilities but you also have alluded to your wealth of knowledge. Next hit her up with some facts about how bees are declining in population and link it to your budding relationship.
No.193183
No.193184
No.196310
>>193184
This thread is too far down.
No.200926
>>196310
We are in agreeance.
No.201867
No.203967
No.206328
No.206381
>>206328
Will you ever let this thread rip in piece?
No.206383
No.209500
No.214898
has anyone else tried using the coupon?
No.219510
The long game is going well…
No.219675
>>219510
So a pretty funny follow up…
>send a <3 after that bee pic
>"I want to ask you something…why bees?"
>Try to dismiss it
>"no really…why bees? why do you always send me bees"
>tell her I'll tell her next time I hang out with her and inform her that the utah state flag includes a beehive on it
>"wow, i never knew that…still kind of confused though"
No.219677
No.219692
No.219706
>>219675
she must be initiated brother
No.219719
>>219706
It crossed my mind for a second.
No.220538
No.223884
Can I chain this coupon with a manufacturer coupon?
No.227459
No.227492
Who /nofriendsnogfnojob/ here
No.231772
>>227492
I can never bee without friends as long as you're all here!
No.234344
Is dick size all that matters to these hoes nowadays?
No.234381
>>234344
I wish. Unfortunately, grills seem to want you to say or do something before you get your dick out. Haven't figured out what yet.
No.234388
>please let me pollinate you
>tfw a girl will never dress up as a flower and let you pollinate her while your dressed up as a bee
Although I feel like that would be an experience only available with the help of hallucinatory drugs.
No.234421
>>234344
Chad looks >= muscles > dick size >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> personality
No.234579
>>234421
money>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chad looks >= muscles > dick size >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> personality
No.234753
>not using drugs and alcohol modifiers for rankings
No.238355
No.242432
No.247411
>tfw no halloween handjob
No.247450
>>247411
the night is still young friend and you can always give yourself one
No.250608
No.253750
>8 days since last post
Someone fucked up.
No.253757
>>253750
Yup gonna destroy this thread now.
No.253760
IM OKAY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
No.254092
No.254093
No.254224
>>158224
CUCKED
U
C
K
E
D
>jordan
HE'S PROBABLY A NIGGER TOO
No.254233
>>156826
>>156885
fuck i did not see there was already a bane version before typing this up, it it's all good 'cause it seems yours is from bane's perspective while mine is from CIA's BRAVO
I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to interrogate Bane. Just because I'm not shooting guys before dropping them outta planes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a small guy. For you, do you have the first 3 flight plans perfectly filed with Agent C? Are you purposefully waiting in front of your aircraft in the cowboy stance for hours on end just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at the Central Intelligence Agency to further impress bane? I doubt you ever have perfected the art holding your hands on your belt. Well bow in the presence of a master.
First I'm opening the cargo door and hanging out a hired gun while I interrogate him, your thoughts flow more naturally with a gun to your head so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about BANE? without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things Itten mentioned about Bane so on our flight I can pull off his mask and/or grab his prize.
Next I will do a 'classic' CIA interrogation, tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask, if I pull that off would you die. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes obvious I'm not just trying to get a feather in my cap like the other assholes (Smee and Maimen).
Then comes the real interrogation, calling him a big guy at a fairly high altitude and some 'For you's.
After that I'm big guy.
Goodbye hothead.
No.254425