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File: 1431692745690.jpg (53.13 KB, 720x720, 1:1, bee friend.jpg)

 No.156785

;_;

 No.156789

i'll bee your friend


 No.156793

It's a trap! Bumblepepe will sting you through your heart the first chance he gets.


 No.156795

>just woke up with a huge hangover

>see this and think the image is way funnier than it is

>think about sending it to this girl to try and ask her out

>come to my senses right before i hit send

Wew that was close


 No.156797

>>156795

Girls get wet for memes dude. You should do it.


 No.156800

>>156795

send it man


 No.156802

>>156797

>>156800

If i knew her beyond speaking to her twice for a limited amount of time I'd do it. But at this point she barely knows me and would probably never speak to me again.

Making this promise now: if things go well with her and i end up asking her out, I'll use this image.


 No.156813

>>156795

faggot

tnak u MR BEEFRIENDED


 No.156825

>>156802

See, you're just a pussy looking for excuses.

It's time to use everything you learned on /sp/


 No.156826

>>156825

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to pick up a gf. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 dates perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when she said she'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end jewelry store to further impress her? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of gf. Well bow in the presence of a master.

First I'm taking her on a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things she mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with her.

Next I will take her on a 'classic' date, mini-golf, ice cream, a drive in movie. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fuck her like the other assholes.

Then comes the real date, dinner at a fairly nice place and some drinks.

After that I have gf.

Goodbye virgin.


 No.156827

>>156826

nobody with this much autism will ever actually have a gf

*tips fedora*


 No.156829

>>156826

>That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fuck her like the other assholes.

You lose her before the third date


 No.156835

>>156826

mmmm fresh pasta


 No.156844

>>156826

If this wasn't already pasta, it is now.


 No.156846

>>156826

I tried changing the subject but it is surprisingly hard to edit for any other purpose.


 No.156847

>>156826

delicious


 No.156878

>>156846

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to create memes. Just because I'm not dropping shitposts like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean I'm a newfag. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 posts perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when they said they'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a rare Pepe store to further impress them? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of memes. Well bow in the presence of a master.

First I'm posting from a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to create a lot of memes without coming off as trying to force them. I did some research into the memes oldfags mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on my walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with them.

Next I will make a 'classic' meme, Pepe, burrs, Wade. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying fit in like the other assholes.

Then comes the real meme, with a get on a fairly nice board and some banter.

After that I have memes.

Goodbye faggot.


 No.156882

>>156878

good job canada


 No.156885

for /bane/-

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to crash a plane. Just because I'm not dropping planes like fucking Germanwings out of my pocket does not mean i'm a crash virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 crashes perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when Dr. Pavel said nothing just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job as a high-end mercenary to further impress him? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of making the fire rise. Well bow in the presence of a master.

First I'm taking CIA on a mountain flight, the plane flies more smoothly while in thin air so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about the flight plan without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things he mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our flight I can share a plan and/or briefcase with him.

Next I will take him on a 'classic' crash, minor turbulence, shaking windows, uneasy passengers. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to fly him like the other assholes.

Then comes the real crash, hired guns in a fairly high place and some explosives.

After that I have a crash

Goodbye brother.


 No.156888

>>156885

beautiful, mind if i post it over on bane?


 No.156889

>>156888

I just did and nice trips


 No.156890

>>156889

just saw

good job


 No.156891

File: 1431728272118.png (4.24 KB, 448x398, 224:199, banewithoutthemask.png)

>>156878

>>156885

>tfw the copypasta catches on and our greatest contribution to the site has jack shit to do with sports


 No.156899

HUURR EPIB COPY PASTAA

When I'm in a loving relationship and you fucks have nothing except edits of my advice we'll see who has the last laugh.

I don't know why I came to this board


 No.156903

>>156899

consider /int/, it's probably more your style.


 No.156995

>>156899

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to banter. Just because I cry like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean I'm a pussy. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 bants perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when I said I'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a sports bar to further impress me? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of banter. Well bow in the presence of a master.

First I'm going on a nature walk, tears flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the team you mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our walk I can share some banter with you.

Next I will hit you with some 'classic' banter, rivalry, overtime, playoffs. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to bandwagon like the other assholes.

Then comes the real banter, tripfagging at a fairly nice general and some ribbing.

After that I have banter.

Goodbye loser.


 No.157097

>>156795

I did this with the original image and it worked out exactly how you would expect it


 No.157098

>>157097

did you fuck her right in the pussy?


 No.157100

>>157097

Congratulations on losing your virginity


 No.157428


 No.157438

>>157098

>>157100

Yeah… heh… didn't even break a sweat. *sheaths meme*


 No.157468

Should I send this to the Algerian qt i'm skyping with? I don't want her to declare a fatwa and then jihad me


 No.157469

>>157468

oh boy


 No.157471

>sent it to my ex

>sent it to somebody who friendzoned me

>sent it to a girl who digs me but hasnt lived in my town for a while

Didnt give any context with the image either…wonder how this will go


 No.157473

>>157471

gunnabgood


 No.157474

>>157468

do it

at best she'll love the really weird sense of humor in the image. At worst she'll just think your weird


 No.157547

>>157471

Girl who digs me is the first to answer back, she writes "lmao yum" and sends me a picture of her dinner.

So basically it appears she is pretending the picture doesn't exist


 No.157555

>>157547

send it to her again


 No.157557

>>157547

send her a pic with your penis in a hotdog bun and ask her "is this yummy"


 No.157558

File: 1431826500393.webm (5.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Fuck bees.webm)

BEES GET OFF MY /sp/


 No.157559


 No.157563

>>157555

I'll give it a day or two, if she says something particularly witty I'll send it to her again and say "you're really racking up these coupons…qpons4aqt3.14


 No.157602

File: 1431832518866.gif (153.12 KB, 473x235, 473:235, 129633258833.gif)

>>157563

Send her this and ask her if she would taste your skinless wieners after you dip them in her honey pot.


 No.157990

File: 1431914434756.jpg (104.74 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

What do i do now?


 No.157991

>>157990

She responded 4 times in a row, obviously she wants the D


 No.157992

>>157990

>needing 4 separate messages to type that

>being named Priscilla

Is she 70 years old?

You weren't supposed to text your grandmother.


 No.157993

>>157990

I can smell her wetness from here

go get her champ


 No.157994

File: 1431915413046.webm (205.09 KB, 360x360, 1:1, Elliot Rodgers' Manifesto.webm)

>>157990

Webm related. It's what Elliot Rodger did. They all laughed at him, now he's in hell, laughing at THEM.


 No.157996

>>157990

Nothing. Just post in >tfw no gf threads about the one that got away and regret it.


 No.157999

So i should tell her to cash in the qpon cause shes a qt3.14?


 No.158019

Guys I need help on how to reply…i have read receipt turned on so she knows i saw the message

How do i best take some of her pollen and cross breed with other flowers


 No.158020

File: 1431922558789.png (761.74 KB, 600x800, 3:4, cuckgame.png)

>>157990

If you need to ask, you might as well be like this


 No.158056

>>158019

"Never mind, just found it a funny image. Truth is I've been attracted to you for a while now and I was wondering if you might want to have a drink with me at some point"

>giving legitimate advice on the internets

I feel dirty


 No.158063

>>158056

>legimate advice

>some beta cuck shit like that


 No.158064

>>158063

this

You would be better off sending ayo bby u want sum dik?


 No.158073

>>158063

>beta cuck shit

>asking a girl out

pick one


 No.158081

>sharing your dank yamyams with normies

THIS IS HOW PEPE DIED


 No.158084

>>158081

This is /sp/, we cold-blooded killers


 No.158086

>>157990

>Yesterday 17:34

>Today 21:54

dude she friggin hates you


 No.158098

File: 1431954607030.jpg (41.58 KB, 434x600, 217:300, jfmsu.jpg)

>>158081

>yamyams


 No.158099

>>158098

just yamyam my shit up


 No.158103

This thread is going places…anon have you replied to her yet?


 No.158105

>>158086

she was busy getting gaped by jamal as is common for white girls in amerika today


 No.158220

>>158081

>yamyams

Think we have our new hidden yamyam


 No.158221

>>158103

Sent "its a qpon for a qt3.14 ;-) :-) :-) "

No reply yet so i'm going to to let her know not to feel pressured, with the coupon never expiring and all


 No.158222

File: 1431967177445.jpg (102.75 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

>>158221

Here's the last two texts


 No.158223

>>158221

>qt3.14

>not qtp2t3.14

do you even yamyam?


 No.158224

File: 1431967356375.jpg (107.94 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

>tfw


 No.158225

File: 1431967425815.jpg (197.16 KB, 840x560, 3:2, laughing_crocs.jpg)


 No.158226

File: 1431967450116.jpg (64.17 KB, 630x354, 105:59, bobbyvlaugh.jpg)

>>158224

Sides status:

OBLITERATED


 No.158227

>>158224

Kill Jordan


 No.158228

>>158224

Top Wew


 No.158229

This thread is full of win and deliverance

good job team


 No.158230

File: 1431967862575.jpg (17.69 KB, 250x308, 125:154, jordan.jpg)

>>158224

>mcqueen


 No.158231

File: 1431967946689.jpg (120.69 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

Oh shit…


 No.158232

>>158231

Which one is that?


 No.158233

>>158232

That is just some girl I know because the ex isn't messaging back at all and the other two answered back.

I'm not even sure how to answer now, i just wrote "bzzzz"


 No.158235

>>158231

Courtney wants the B


 No.158236

>>158233

Also just sent it to my ex who hates just about everything I do but acts "too mature" to actually say it.

>tfw i used to send her a picture of michael bolton everyday until she called me screaming to leave her alone


 No.158237

>>158233

>>158236

You're doing gods work anon, keep up the good work


 No.158239

>>158236

lol you are the michael bolton anon? i remember waking up to your threads every morning for a while

how in the hell does somebody who is obvously as autistic as you are get girlfriends?


 No.158241

File: 1431969259540.jpg (109.12 KB, 900x561, 300:187, michaelbolton23.jpg)

>>158239

Because women are shallow and I apparently am good looking. Instead of me being 'weird and creepy' they call me 'unique, creative and the funniest sense of humor'

I only posted a few MB pics on here, I have ~150 now and I send them to a few different girls at random intervals.

Here's one of my favorites:


 No.158247

>bees

>OC copypasta

>banter

>anon ruining his social life by sending yamyams to potential gfs

>anon getting BTFO

>anon actually getting a positive response from another potential gf

some amazing things are happening now that we are off the top 25


 No.158255

>>158241

now that's autism and IATA

But you're a lucky son of a bitch. I'm goofy looking as fuck and I have to damn near pitch a perfect game everytime I talk to women or I have absolutely 0 chance


 No.158258

>>158247

These things happened while we were in the top 25 you shit


 No.158262

>>158255

I never thought I was that good looking (plus i'm only 5'7) but as I've gotten older it's clear to me now that they obviously must be physically attracted to me. Either that or I come off mysterious because I gave up on caring a long time ago (like when i was 12 years old lel) and girls are attracted by indifference.


 No.158271

File: 1431979430645.webm (7.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bacon wrapped anything.webm)

>>158233

>I'm not even sure how to answer now, i just wrote "bzzzz"

> just wrote "bzzzz"

fuck me i've been kekking since the >jordan post but this had me literally slapping my desk


 No.158274

File: 1431980820813.jpg (129.07 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

another one actually responded…


 No.158275

File: 1431980910824.jpg (119.33 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

>>158271

Apparently we've been going about getting girlfriends in the complete wrong manner…


 No.158276

>>158275

never underestimate the power of memes to the female brain


 No.158277

>>158275

>She's the shiznit lol

Run from this one.


 No.158278

File: 1431981186243.jpeg (12.12 KB, 287x246, 7:6, laughingbear.jpeg)

>>158275

>this entire time all we needed to do was send bees


 No.158279

File: 1431981223624.jpg (3.5 KB, 104x125, 104:125, 1429156882185.jpg)

>mcqueen 8ch gets its own version of Densha Otoko from this


 No.158280

>>158275

She just wants some beta to help her move


 No.158281

File: 1431981269357.jpg (119.81 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

>>158277

Not my type anyways


 No.158283

>>158281

This one has potential.

Tell her you can make the confusion go away.


 No.158284

>>158283

If we find a way to throw a bee pun in i'll do it


 No.158285

>>158279

I have no idea what that is

I am going to guess some type of chinese cartoon and will politely inform you that this is /sp/ and nobody knows what that trash is here.


 No.158286

>>158284

I BEElieve I can make you less confused


 No.158287

>>158285

I googled it because i'm not a weeb and it was some 2channel virgin/no gf who stood up to a drunk guy on a train who is bothering some qt3.14 and the qt.314 ended up falling in love with him and they lived happily ever after.


 No.158288

>>158287

It's in Japan

Nobody lives happily ever after there.


 No.158289

Thinking about sending this image to an old friend.

I need more alcohol before I go through with t. God wills me a gf this summer.


 No.158293

>>158289

Just do it, I was nervous at first but now i've sent it to most of the girls in my phone. It's not like they know the image is from 8chan or anything, so they won't understand how pathetic we actually are.


 No.158295

>>158293

You're right. In gonna start blasting flight of the bumblebees right now.


 No.158296

File: 1431982418770.jpg (31.37 KB, 324x549, 36:61, 1268773063183.jpg)

>This thread


 No.158299

>>158286

>sent this

>no answer after 10 minutes

>"plz respond"

>no answer

what a cunt


 No.158300

>>158299

go to her house and release a swarm of bees in her air ducts


 No.158302

>>158300

Guaranteed pussy, especially if you introduce yourself with "HONEY, I'm home!"


 No.158305

File: 1431983616928.jpg (11.5 KB, 340x461, 340:461, bea.jpg)


 No.158316


 No.158327

File: 1431991345216.jpg (111.58 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

What do?

Context: i slept with this girl 4 or 5 years ago in college


 No.158329

File: 1431991873565.jpg (11.46 KB, 130x179, 130:179, 1332585834322.jpg)

>>158275

>She's the shiznit

WHITE PEOPLE LMOAL


 No.158335

>>158327

Say "Meet up for a coffee?"

Then slip it in her ass while she waits for her macchiato


 No.158345

>>158327

you have her roped in pretty good

Just be frank now and ask her if she wants to go do something.


 No.158349

>>158329

getting whites, especially white females to embrace nig culture and speak in ebonics is exactly what the jews want


 No.158361

>>158329

i think shes mixed or something, idk not interested either way


 No.158362

>>158335

>>158345

sent "respond to us hanging out"


 No.158382

File: 1431997636833.jpg (112.66 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

She is clearly upset by what's happening


 No.158396

>>158382

the female hormones are causing her brain to function even more illogically than usual


 No.158399

>>158396

the first time i got with her it was after ~6 months of calling her a whore and derogatory names so her being annoyed right now is for the best


 No.158409

>>158399

text her back calling her a worthless whore who has already made a bad decision sleeping with you once so why not again you dumb bitch?


 No.158414


 No.158420

>>158414

Is there any other way to live?


 No.158422

File: 1431999898972.png (336.28 KB, 968x632, 121:79, Untitled.png)

Am I missing any?


 No.158424

File: 1432000088888-0.jpg (128.64 KB, 402x480, 67:80, 1427770079001.jpg)

File: 1432000088889-1.png (166.21 KB, 640x800, 4:5, REEE.png)


 No.158425

>>158424

excellent

thank you


 No.158426

>>158424

oops you had the first


 No.158428

>>158422

>BEEPD

where the fuck have they been?

any progress in the case?


 No.158435

>>158382

>weekend after next

what the fuck? why not tonight or tomorrow?

You're not that busy, you're shitposting on 8chan. You could be dead by next weekend.


 No.158436

File: 1432000943308.jpg (3.5 KB, 104x125, 104:125, bumblesmall.jpg)

>>158422

Can you post the egyptian bee?

>tfw this thread has everything now


 No.158437

>>158435

She lives about 2 hours away from me, and this weekend I have plans with the qt that I'm actually trying to date


 No.158439

>>158437

have the qt you actually want see you with this slut

It will cause a jealousy reaction and she will be more inclined to be with you because you are worth more when seen with another woman. Women love to hate other women. Real science.


 No.158440

>>158439

>"hey wanna go to a city 2 hours away to hang out with this girl who will make passes at me in front of you?"

come the fuck on bro, I'm well aware of making girls jealous but this isn't the situation for it


 No.158441

File: 1432001296151.png (3.81 MB, 914x1091, 914:1091, king bumblepepe.png)


 No.158442

>>158440

bring the 2 hour away girl to you dingus


 No.158444

>>158441

based, been looking for that ever since i lost all my 8chan images when switching computers/OS's

>>158442

nah sorry m8, isn't gonna work like that.

the only reason i'm even considering mackenzie right now is because i sent that beefriend pic to her and she actually responded. Why would I take the chance to fuck something up in my real life because i was yamyaming?


 No.158445

File: 1432001451263.jpg (505.81 KB, 1125x1496, 1125:1496, bumble pepe jacket.jpg)


 No.158446

>>158444

there is a female egyptian bumble pepe that was floating around in the fall, but I don't remember what computer I have it on


 No.158447

>>158446

I have her on a flashdrive somewhere as well


 No.158453

>>158444

>Why would I take the chance to fuck something up in my real life because i was yamyaming

Because you are alpha as fuck and throw caution to the wind?

Crack open a bear and live life to the fullest.


 No.158460

>>158453

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to pick up a gf. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a virgin. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 dates perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when she said she'd be free just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end jewelry store to further impress her? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of gf. Well bow in the presence of a master.

First I'm taking her on a nature walk, your thoughts flow more naturally while walking so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about each other without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things she mentioned being interested in/enjoyed so on our walk I can share a hobby and/or interest with her.

Next I will bang the slut. Blowjob, Anal, facial. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes obvious I'm just trying to fuck her like the other time.

Then comes the real date, dinner at a fairly nice place and some drinks.

After that I have gf.

Goodbye virgin.


 No.158463

>>158460

Do you want to fight?? I will lay your ass out dont even think of talking to me like that you name the time and place I'll knock you the fuck out and take both bitches from you like that. Don't even try me son.


 No.158466

>>158463

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to fight. Just because I'm not dropping memes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a wimp. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 punches perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a shot past when I telegraphed his haymaker just to add a level of drama? Did you get a jab at your chin store to further impress me? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of fighting. Well bow in the presence of a master.

First I'm taking you on a natural straight, your punches flow more naturally while natural so this will be a great opportunity to work the right without being a game of 20 jabs. I did some research into the things you mentioned being weak/unable to defend so in our fight I can exploit your weaknesses.

Next I will take you on a 'classic' boxing strategy. Jabs, ducks, hugs. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes obvious I'm not just trying to knock you out like the other assholes.

Then comes the real fight,uppercuts at a fairly nice pace and some leg kicks.

After that I you are knocked out

Goodbye wimp.


 No.158473

File: 1432004745206.jpg (548.59 KB, 1208x1800, 151:225, mcqueensmile.JPG)


 No.158567

>>158280

>beeta

bzzzz


 No.158598

>tfw by a twist of fate i'm making bee jokes at the girl i'm actually trying to take out

the yamyams once again break reality


 No.158607

>>156885

BRAVO NOLAN


 No.158891

Bumping the best thread on /sp/ right now


 No.160276

updates?


 No.160279

>>158466

>did you get a jab at your chin store

geg


 No.160321

Gonna send jt to the qt3.14 i actually liked now, date didnt go well so its not like i can hurt my chances


 No.160323

File: 1432303862823.jpg (84.75 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

its ogre


 No.160327

>>160323

you've got her bro, just tell her this qpon is serious bzzzznis and you want to fly with her sometime


 No.160328

>>160327

Shit i fucked up. I said "hope your not allergic!"

I'll just send a bzzz, that worked the last time.


 No.160340


 No.160342

/sp/ found a fucking way

how is this thread possible? /sp/ is actually getting laid thanks to BEEEEES.

I'm definitely be using this shit soon as well. unfortunately it will probably be in moonspeak but i'll use superior paint skills to translate the responses.


 No.160345

>>160340

nope this 100% fresh homemade pasta


 No.160346

File: 1432307854078.jpg (100.87 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

What do?


 No.160347

>>160346

nice thigh, maybe I can buzz between it sometime?


 No.160352

>>160346

jam it in


 No.160375

>>160342

yamyams are very powerful

You should have known this.


 No.160388

>>160346

hmm so she responds with a non sequitur playing you at your own game.

respond

>bone?


 No.160392

>>160388

Never ask. Tell her u wanna bone


 No.160395

Why am i the only one sending this to grils?

Aformentioned qt just invited me to dinner btw


 No.160397

>>157990

Oh tell her

"Dont respond. Just bzzzzzzzz"


 No.160408

>>160395

I can't take screenshots with my phone

oh and I don't know any girls


 No.160594

>>160408

You dont have a single female number that isnt family in your phone?

Seriously though, send this to anybody you dont currently have a chance to have sex with, its not like its going to make your life any worse.

And considering i've had 2 positive outcomes now the beez are good luck.


 No.160623

>>160594

I-is that so unbelievable?


 No.160634

>>160623

I'm not even sure. If i moved out of my hometown and got a new phone i'd probably have no girls in my phone.

But i'd assume you'd have one from work or school unless you are full NEET, in which case I salute you because I really wish I could do that.


 No.160666

File: 1432348536440.jpg (76.7 KB, 416x424, 52:53, bg.jpg)

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to start a race war. Just because I'm not gassing kikes with fucking Zyklon B out of my pocket does not mean I'm a Jew-lover. Fuck you, do you have the first 3 Shoah's perfectly planned out? Are you purposefully waiting a weekend past when you call in a threat to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at a high-end Klan member to further leave an impression? I doubt you ever have perfected the art of race wars. Well bow in the presence of a master.

First I'm taking some niggers on a walk off a short pier, they die more easily while in water so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about their weaknesses without coming off as a guessing game of negro-slaying. I did some research into the things they mention being interested in/enjoy so I can bait them by pretending to share a hobby and/or interest with them.

Next I will take the spics on some 'classic' hate crimes, targeted attacks, threats against families, a drive-by shooting. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes I'm obvious I'm not just trying to accept their presence like the other assholes.

Then comes the final solution, kikes hanging in a fairly high place and the return of White supremacy.

After that I have a race war..

Goodbye shitskins.


 No.160668

>>160666

10/10

Also,

>666


 No.160669

>>160666

>trip 6's

>that post

pure fucking gold.

Please post on /pol/ and spread the gospel


 No.160681

>>156826

I don't visit here too much but I dropped by to say wew, this shit is gr8

>>156891

That's how it was on 4chan.


 No.160683


 No.160690

>>160346

It's too late but I like the response "Oh I wanna bone"


 No.164949

bump


 No.166257

pmub


 No.167147

The only girls on my phone are my mom and sister. Would it be strange to send it to them?


 No.167149

>>167147

not at all


 No.167161

>>167147

Are you from Alabama?


 No.167261

>>167147

Do it faggot


 No.167339

>>167147

Well did you send it faggot?


 No.167460

>>167147

Make it happen


 No.167670

>the girl meg i sent the bee pic to invites me to her house last night with some friends

>just hanging out having some wine

>she brings up the bee picture i sent

>"you actually thought i was asking you out? I wanted to bee your beefriend"

>she gets embarassed

>i bzzz

This yamyamming is getting interesting


 No.167680

>>167670

truly the alpha of the hive

did you show her your stinger?


 No.167684

File: 1433514318440.jpg (474.45 KB, 640x1279, 640:1279, terrynervous.jpg)

>>167680

N-n-no, should I have?

Not to bore you with feels, but it's a weird situation with her and frankly I want a gf not a quick lay.

>mcqueen something came up last night about me being over casual sex

>"so your trying to settle down anon?"

>explain that i've been happily single for 5 years and now i'm getting lonely

>she goes quiet

I will never have a gf that loves to argue about pointless shit nonstop with me ;_;


 No.167742

>>167684

Bruh if u fuck her well enough. She will beg to be ur gf


 No.167754

File: 1433517918757.jpg (19.87 KB, 360x234, 20:13, alpha2.jpg)

>>167742

>implying you want the type of girl who fucks you before you even 'date'


 No.167766

>>167754

Every girl fucks before dating. The longer you take the more likely she will label u beta and not want anything to do wit u


 No.167767

>>167754

Every girl fucks before dating. The longer you take the more likely she will label u beta and not want anything to do wit u


 No.167768

>>167766

I mean like actually go out dating. Not actually be in a relationship.

The best/most sane girls are the ones who make you at least do a little of "hey i'm a good person" work before they spread their legs.


 No.167792

>>167768

>"hey i'm a good person" work

Hey I'm good at getting in dem panties


 No.167799

>>158424

> REEE.png

>not BEEE.png


 No.167802

>>167792

Wearing your sister's panties doesn't count as "getting in dem panties."


 No.167803


 No.167804

>>167802

my god


 No.167864

>>167802

damn nigga


 No.167867

File: 1433540783621.jpg (62.28 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, 1 more.jpg)

>>167802

oh fuck


 No.167868

File: 1433540822245.png (278.35 KB, 420x410, 42:41, 1432591696850-2.png)

>>167670

>beefriend


 No.167904

File: 1433546471691.jpg (14.8 KB, 193x194, 193:194, 1298492547001.jpg)

>>167802

#shotsfired


 No.167936

File: 1433550044357.jpg (5.11 KB, 212x191, 212:191, 1270002080857.jpg)


 No.168010

This thread just keeps on giving.

Good job team


 No.168061

File: 1433593663989.png (376.14 KB, 448x384, 7:6, smug-056-sheep.png)


 No.168063

File: 1433596710281.jpg (54.95 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 133159581580.jpg)

>>167802

BTFO

This thread is fucking great


 No.168457

File: 1433625709929.gif (4.51 MB, 200x200, 1:1, 1425982882046.gif)


 No.177291

page 15 save


 No.177298

File: 1434766442083.png (28.24 KB, 661x516, 661:516, Sad Bee.png)

>>177291

WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME


 No.177309

This is the best thread to ever happen on 8/sp/

Prove me wrong


 No.177313

>>177309

certainly a strong contender

reminder that this thread would have been deleted in seconds on halfchan


 No.177314

>>177313

deleted and OP issued a minimum 7 day ban for Garbage thread outside of /b/


 No.177348

>>177309

the acronym thread was pretty good too. and let's not forget the superb owl party.


 No.178247

>>177348

But this thread has it all.


 No.178655


 No.178737

>>177348

superb owl part was a magical day

1500 pph


 No.178738

>>178737

and the day before we stole /v/'s get and the day after we stole /pol/'s get


 No.179061

>>177291

God's work.

I remember someone linking to the Zyklon Ben copypasta ITT like two weeks ago and making a mental note to read the thread but I forgot. Glad I saved it all in one go, my sides are on fire.


 No.179087

File: 1435151185429.gif (800.54 KB, 250x170, 25:17, 1429515288980.gif)

>get caught up in BEE excitement

>"he… hehe… BEES!"

>don't have a proper phone, so decide to email a girl

>"ey want your flower pollinated? bzzz"

>after sending, realise I mistyped the address and gmail auto-chose my professor's email address

I don't think I was ready. I got carried away and ended up out of my depth.


 No.179125

>>179087

Your professor is going to ask you to stay after class soon. Be prepared.


 No.179129

>>179125

You mean Bee prepared.


 No.179131

>>179129

>"Stay after class anon. I think we need to discuss your beehaviour."


 No.180996

File: 1435540244095.jpg (5.72 KB, 187x250, 187:250, 1376252201954.jpg)


 No.180997

File: 1435540638938.jpg (626.32 KB, 1525x1946, 1525:1946, 1269039190596.jpg)


 No.181003

File: 1435541251878.png (17.93 KB, 661x516, 661:516, Original bee.png)

>>179087

lol doesn't gmail have an undo send feature now?

either way

top wew


 No.185605

bump


 No.185625

This thread is pure gold.


 No.185704

>>178738

What a time to bee alive.


 No.185921

File: 1436616979429.jpg (1.78 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20150711_141102.jpg)

There's a bee app here. Bzzzzzz


 No.185922

>>185921

The moonspeak tells us to be happy with the bee and protect the bee


 No.185924

And to discover the bee near us


 No.185926

so many ded bees


 No.185932

>>185926

the bee needs our help. BeePD is incompetent!


 No.186011

>tfw my life has been reduced to nothing

>all that is left in the wake of absurdity's destruction are bees

>bees are God


 No.186400

>>186011

iktfb, my life has disintegrated too. the cult of the bee will save us.


 No.186511


 No.186512

File: 1436725466168.jpg (19.56 KB, 248x249, 248:249, image.jpg)

>>186511

>>186400

>>186011

This thread never stops with the dankness


 No.186513

>>179087

Just bee yourself and it will be fine.


 No.186514

File: 1436726065496.gif (1.78 MB, 350x255, 70:51, 1411669221919.gif)


 No.190791

I've scared off every female i know with this meme.

I'm killing myself.


 No.190804

>>190791

Send it to your mum. She will literally bang anyone


 No.193145

File: 1438049365684.jpg (132.89 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

keeping my bee game strong.


 No.193147

>>193145

I like how you are showing her your knowledge of bees while subtly implying that it is important to keep your mutual aryan white race intact.

88/88 great job!


 No.193153

>>193145

thank you beesed god


 No.193158

>>193147

Thanks for noticing!


 No.193163

>>193145

Very nice, by including this bit of buzzing trivia not only have you obviously impressed her with your wordsmithing abilities but you also have alluded to your wealth of knowledge. Next hit her up with some facts about how bees are declining in population and link it to your budding relationship.


 No.193183


 No.193184


 No.196310

>>193184

This thread is too far down.


 No.200926

>>196310

We are in agreeance.


 No.201867

Bumping


 No.203967

>>201867

Bump this, frie


 No.206328

BUMP


 No.206381

>>206328

Will you ever let this thread rip in piece?


 No.206383


 No.209500

bump


 No.214898

has anyone else tried using the coupon?


 No.219510

File: 1442954991029.jpg (153.87 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, image.jpg)

The long game is going well…


 No.219675

>>219510

So a pretty funny follow up…

>send a <3 after that bee pic

>"I want to ask you something…why bees?"

>Try to dismiss it

>"no really…why bees? why do you always send me bees"

>tell her I'll tell her next time I hang out with her and inform her that the utah state flag includes a beehive on it

>"wow, i never knew that…still kind of confused though"


 No.219677


 No.219692


 No.219706

>>219675

she must be initiated brother


 No.219719

>>219706

It crossed my mind for a second.


 No.220538


 No.223884

Can I chain this coupon with a manufacturer coupon?


 No.227459

BUMP


 No.227492

Who /nofriendsnogfnojob/ here


 No.231772

>>227492

I can never bee without friends as long as you're all here!


 No.234344

Is dick size all that matters to these hoes nowadays?


 No.234381

>>234344

I wish. Unfortunately, grills seem to want you to say or do something before you get your dick out. Haven't figured out what yet.


 No.234388

>please let me pollinate you

>tfw a girl will never dress up as a flower and let you pollinate her while your dressed up as a bee

Although I feel like that would be an experience only available with the help of hallucinatory drugs.


 No.234421

>>234344

Chad looks >= muscles > dick size >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> personality


 No.234579

>>234421

money>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chad looks >= muscles > dick size >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> personality


 No.234753

>not using drugs and alcohol modifiers for rankings


 No.238355

BUMP


 No.242432

>>238355

>tfw no bump


 No.247411

>tfw no halloween handjob


 No.247450

>>247411

the night is still young friend and you can always give yourself one


 No.250608

bump


 No.253750

>8 days since last post

Someone fucked up.


 No.253757

File: 1447343600652.png (15.26 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>253750

Yup gonna destroy this thread now.


 No.253758

File: 1447343628275.png (17.28 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

woah


 No.253759

File: 1447343664214.png (18.97 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

ted danson


 No.253760

File: 1447343684326.png (18.97 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

IM OKAY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


 No.254092

nv4 4get


 No.254093

is this shit live?


 No.254224

>>158224

CUCKED

U

C

K

E

D

>jordan

HE'S PROBABLY A NIGGER TOO


 No.254233

File: 1450727770800.png (177.62 KB, 342x299, 342:299, who.png)

>>156826

>>156885

fuck i did not see there was already a bane version before typing this up, it it's all good 'cause it seems yours is from bane's perspective while mine is from CIA's BRAVO

I got the long game going on this one don't you dare question my ability to interrogate Bane. Just because I'm not shooting guys before dropping them outta planes like fucking spaghetti out of my pocket does not mean i'm a small guy. For you, do you have the first 3 flight plans perfectly filed with Agent C? Are you purposefully waiting in front of your aircraft in the cowboy stance for hours on end just to add a level of mystery? Did you get a job at the Central Intelligence Agency to further impress bane? I doubt you ever have perfected the art holding your hands on your belt. Well bow in the presence of a master.

First I'm opening the cargo door and hanging out a hired gun while I interrogate him, your thoughts flow more naturally with a gun to your head so this will be a great opportunity to learn a lot about BANE? without coming off as a game of 20 questions. I did some research into the things Itten mentioned about Bane so on our flight I can pull off his mask and/or grab his prize.

Next I will do a 'classic' CIA interrogation, tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask, if I pull that off would you die. Something of that nature. That's where it becomes obvious I'm not just trying to get a feather in my cap like the other assholes (Smee and Maimen).

Then comes the real interrogation, calling him a big guy at a fairly high altitude and some 'For you's.

After that I'm big guy.

Goodbye hothead.


 No.254425




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