No.250399
hmm, I got something in the mail
I wonder what this could be?
No.250400
let's just open this up right quick…
No.250401
No.250403
A ticket from Wade Davis' 1st MLB win, where he threw a complete game shutout, signed by the man himself, on 9/17
I CAN FEEL IT'S POWER
No.250404
>>250400
>he only has the regular sized mail opener
No.250405
>>250400
no
nooooooo
a brown person owns the Wade Davis signed 9/17 ticket???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.250407
>>250403
You have to cum on it now man
No.250408
>>250403
>9/17
>Wade Davis
>BIRD LAND
No.250409
>>250403
i think lexplorer would appreciate knowing you have that
No.250410
>>250409
Wade Davis had to escape Tampa because he couldn't go down with Kyle. He had to move operations for the war against Ironton to KC
No.250412
Wait fuck timestamp that shit man
No.250413
We need to cut out Wade's signature to put on all pics now like Ben Garrison.
No.250414
>>250413
good idea
put it on all the GET oc
No.250415
>>250414
We will need an incredibly high res scan of the ticket to do it right.
No.250419
You have been chosen to help complete the IRL GET Quilt. Do not fail us. We need the HD scan
No.250420
>>250419
Shit. That's right.
We wanted to get Wade to sign it.
Well now we can have that done.
No.250424
Reminder that a cricket poster found that ticket.
No.250425
No.250426
>>250405
>brown
just poor lighting my argentinian amigo
>>250413
>>250419
tried my best to get a good up close shot
No.250433
>>250426
thats great
should work just fine
Have to isolate it from the background now but should be easy enough
No.250436
>>250425
Indeed boss look at the time on screencap and time of post.
No.250439
>>250426
>/a/
>/furry/ (?)
>/leftypol/
>/cuteboys/
pls be a joke I don't want to think that the man who owns Wade Davis' 1st MLB win ticket is a queer
No.250440
I suck at this but in case no one else does it
No.250441
>>250439
He just has the top25 on you nigger
No.250442
>>250439
Nigger that's the top 25 boards
No.250443
>>250440
I am working on it but it just seems too blurry for me.
Guess it will be fine either way
No.250444
>>250443
If you can make it better please do. Im using mobile photoshop
No.250445
>>250436
Central US time
I hope OP is at least a KC fan to be in possession of such prized sports memorabilia.
No.250446
>>250444
I'm trying to sharpen the edges.
Then I am going to overlay it on the quilt.
No.250449
>>250441
>>250442
>having the top 25 on
No.250450
I cant wait any longer
I want Wade's signature
NOW
No.250453
>>250449
Why wouldn't you?
No.250454
>>250453
why would I, I have the boards I like and I'm all set with them
No.250457
>>250455
I thought you meant his screenshot with the ticket in it and the /sp/ posts in the background.
Well kiwe
You discovered the ticket
What's the next step of your master plan?
No.250461
>>250457
Actually i think it's the ausfag
You can tell by the roos on the hat
No.250462
File: 1446607018057.jpg (7.3 MB, 9728x9184, 304:287, aids quilt signed optimize….jpg)
No.250463
No.250465
>30 dollars was spent to crop out a signature for the GET quilt
This is fucking perfect
No.250467
>>250465
sometimes you gotta pay to have wew
No.250468
Here is the uncompressed original version
Too large and extreme for 8chan and most image hosting sites
http://www.filedropper.com/aidsquiltsigned
No.250469
Little did Wade know that when he signed this ticket on 9/17/09 that he would really be signing our quilt.
OR DID HE?
No.250470
File: 1446607791370.png (1.48 MB, 1636x2311, 1636:2311, PSMix_2015-11-03-21-28-39.png)
Im gonna go autismo maximo with this shit
No.250471
>buying things other people got signed
autism
No.250474
>>250473
The only /sp/ approved CR
No.250475
Did Wade even try to sign any other letters than WADS?
No.250478
>>250400
>>250400
Serious question…why do you own that dildo?
No.250479
>>250478
>not owning a tactical dildo
No.250480
>>250478
It's clearly an assault dildo.
The man has a family to protect.
No.250482
>>250478
>focusing on the dildo
Gay detected
No.250483
>>250482
actually i'm a girl
No.250486
No.250487
>>250483
PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME
No.250490
>>250487
I ASKED HER FIRST FUCK OFF
No.250492
>>250486
>>250487
No
now i will descend back into anonyminity.
No.250494
>>250471
Its a big industry
No.250495
>>250490
>>250492
LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKING DID
HISSSSSSS
No.250496
>>250492
nooooooooooo
>>250487
This is your fault using your red text scaring her off
I HATE YOU
No.250499
THATS IT
THIS THREAD IS OVER
FUCK
No.250500
No.250502
No.250503
>>250492
let me descend into your anonyminity
like i did with you're mum
No.250504
>>250471
It was only like 30 bucks, well worth it. Now, my signed game worn 1000 dollar a piece Karl Malone and John Stockton jerseys have me in a permanent state of buyers remorse. Especially since they were stolen when my house was broken into. hold me /sp
No.250506
>>250504
i bet wadina stole them
No.250507
>>250504
>apekike
You dont deserve my shoulder
No.250508
>>250507
You don't deserve a shoulder if you don't love basketball
No.250512
>>250508
>loving nigger things
No.250513
File: 1446610258808.png (523.7 KB, 1080x1847, 1080:1847, Screenshot_2015-11-03-22-0….png)
Now who's man enough to buy this?
No.250514
No.250516
>>250512
>annafag
>>250508
>shoulderfag
No.250518
No.250519
No.250520
>>250513
how about $95?
www.ebay.com/itm/131644444588
No.250521
>>250520
was about to say the same
>jewnatics
No.250524
>>250520
summin aint right about that signature
No.250527
>>250524
You're not going to make us spend an extra 40 bucks, merchant
No.250538
>>250517
was waiting patiently for a Ben G, good job
No.250539
Has to be the best $30 spent in the history of /sp/
No.250540
>>250539
>tfw nobody's willing to drop $20 on a REAL RACOON HOURS banner
I wish LeXplorer was here, we could've easily peer pressured him into buying it.
No.250541
>>250540
I would if the $20 wasn't going to an incompetent cripple who's servers are constantly shitting themselves.
No.250544
>>250541
This
I would've bought a few joke ads by now if they actually gave a shit about the website
No.250545
>>250540
>>250540
Never thought i'd need to buy some stamps
>>250541
We could kikestart it on 8chan so fredwreck has to pay for it by proxy but i don't think we'd recover our dignity
>>250541
No.250547
>>250541
As bad as 503chan can be sometimes, it's still better than old /sp/. I'd sooner kill myself than go back there.
No.250548
>>250547
Criket not even start yet brudda
No.250549
>>250547
I would never go back to cuckchan but I hate how hotwheels has changed for the worse since a year ago.
No.250550
File: 1446616909011.jpg (2.13 MB, 1787x2100, 1787:2100, PSMix_2015-11-04-00-01-13.jpg)
>>250540
At least Wade supports them
No.250557
We have Wade's signature.
All we need are some blank checks so he can bankroll 17chan for us.
No.250558
>>250549
I looked at a cric thread that some anon posted here and they have added more filters, cuck is filtered. 4chan is a safe space and the rule cucks love it. For big guy communities, enough of you made the move but for us small guys all we got is cuckchan.
No.250559
>>250558
Small boards just can't be made out of the blue.
You have to build a community on a larger board and then branch off when you are strong enough.
For /sp/ though we are who we are no matter the site. I am pretty disgusted with most of the 8chan boards but /sp/ is the GOAT. There are some good boards like /bane/ and the like but there are quite a few boards here that are even more draconian than cuckchan was.
No.250621
>>250559
Why are you a small guy?
Cuz of cricket?
No.250622
No.250625
>>250621
Nah cause BSAs won't notice me
No.250627
>>250625
Dont worry. As a BSA I wont be watching cricket this Saturday
No.250645
No.250658
>>250483
NORMAL GIRL GET OFF OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.250666
>>250403
sorry brah thats fake, u should bring it to my sports shop and i will give you hard cash that you can put down on DRAFTOPS to win huge hundos brah, then u can get u some real memorabilia fam
No.250673
>>250441
>>250442
only 39mil uses the top 25 which means
39MIL IS IN CONTROL OF THE MEMES OH GOD
No.250675
>>250673
Have memes gone too far?
No.250680
>>250419
>>250468
I'm interested in printing out the quilt, but the maximum width I can print is 3 feet. I would like to print a 3 x 6 foot version of it, but that would involve editing the quilt to make it rectangular instead of square. Will it be a kosher quilt if the dimensions are edited by moving around the GETs?
No.250681
>>250680
Probably.
It's only in this orientation because its the most that 8chan will allow.
You can always just print it in sections and attach it together.
No.250682
>>250681
That's a possibility. I would have to cut all the margins since there is an inch or two of white space on every side. Then attach them together with tape? I don't want it to look like shit.
I would also like to at least put it on poster board but even that will cost a shitload of money.
No.250685
Ok so now the real question is do we buy the printable photo quilt at Walmart, or do we hand stitch each and every single one by hand?
No.250686
>>250682
You have it print using no margin of white space.
That's how print shops do it. Then it is pasted on thicker poster board stock.
No.250692
>>250685
I didn't realize custom quilts were so cheap from Walmart.
>>250686
Even if you set the margins to 0 there are still some. I'm just using my works plotter printer. We don't have any poster board or shit like that.
No.250696
>>250692
I have a color laser printer that can print using every inch of the paper.
No.250699
>>250475
maybe there's a reason for it, some sort of deeper meaning. Maybe WADS stands for something?
Wade Always Delivers Strikes
Winning All Day, Son
Witness Another Davis Strikeout
No.250700
>>250680
>>250685
>>250692
Walmart won't work very well without changing the aspect ratio to 5:4 instead of the current almost 1:1. It needs to zoom out more to get a better resolution, but can't before it gets cut off.
>>250696
I found the border-less paper. Now how about connecting them?
No.250702
>>250700
Has anyone thought of making a get quilt flag instead of just a Blanket
No.250704
>>250700
I think Walmart's photo uploader is compressing this shit or something. I've cut the exact proportions needed and it still looks blurry as hell when working in their quilt maker.
No.250705
How about we get the one girl on here to make the whole thing by hand?
I mean all women automatically know how to sew. How else would we get our clothes?
No.250766
>>250705
she is in the kitchen
I guess she can bring the sewing machine in there but that will cut into her cooking time
No.250800
INTO THE ALTAR IT GOES
the fire rises
No.250827
>>250800
Is there any way you can open up a viewing of the ticket to the public?
People will travel long distances to see it in person.
Where are you located?
Will you open a museum of Wade Davis?
No.250831
No.250890
>>250666
>dem trips
synagogue of satan confirmed
No.250954
>>250800
Nice work /sp/. Now post a video of you doing a ritual to appease your GET god.
No.250962
No goyum!
G-d will be very upset!
No.250968
>>250800
The ride not only never ends,
it gets better.
No.251245
>>250483
IM SO LONELY! PLZ LOVE ME!!
No.251263
>>250800
Well that's definitely something.
No.251337
>>250800
I wonder what Wade would think if he saw this
No.251341
>>251337
He has no social media and hates it anyways.
However we can send it to every beat writer/ sports reporter on twitter
No.251346
>>251337
Not good things.
Not good things at all.
No.251403
>>251341
no. gon fuck his life up probably for the worst. like when ciamen and bane found out they got fans
No.251408
>>251403
>tfw im in that picture
No.251411
>>251408
timestamp pic then faggot.
No.251423
>>251411
Nigger tf u talkin about timestamping a post from 7 months ago dam
No.251428
>>251423
why don't you have all your posts capped and filed nicely in a folder?
No.251718
>>250800
the dubs are the best part
No.251747
>>251725
>le reddit cow
Into the slaughterhouse it goes
No.252456
>>251747
but would nay one want to eat leddit beef?
No.253436
>>251341
no we need to send it to him directly
we need to stalk him and find out everything about him and his family
No.253991
I hope this meme magic can guide us through these dark times