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>>253429
nope, still not updating
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still not updating get your shit together firetires
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>>253446
board has been frozen for like 4 hours now
things are only getting worse
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>>253449
and then of course my post pushes everything through
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Rex Ryan climbed into Gerald's room and immediately punched him in the face, knocking him out cold. Upon awakening Gerald found his fat body bound and gagged to a chair. The obese Jet's coach was naked, standing in front of him with a big gang green boner and a jar of mayonnaise. "I'm gonna rub you up with this mayo and fuck your ass harder than when you got raped as a kid!" And at that, Rex leaped forward and grabbed Geralds large man-breast. He grabbed with all his might, and rubbed the mayo all over Gerald's skin and began licking it off. Gerald's muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to his help. The mayonnaise aroused Rex more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of how he would masturbate by rubbing ice cream on his nipples and shoving pepperonis up his asshole. He couldn't wait, Rex used the mayonnaise and rubbed it on his dick to lube himself up so he could plunge into Gerald's partially wiped ass. After his cock was all lubed up, Rex plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The amount of food in the air put Gerald into a trance and he moaned loadly. Rex came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of Gerald's ass, his PENIS dripping mayonnaise and semen. Rex cleaned his dick off with Gerald's tongue. Rex took out a few of the ribs he had ordered from Chili's and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Rex then undid Gerald's shirt and began rubbing bacon on Gerald's nipples. After mixing it with some barbecue sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Gerald. Rex shoved his hand up Gerald's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out Gerald's entire small intestine and part of his large. Rex started to giggle and began gobbling it down with some ranch.
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>>253496
ayyyyyy ayyyyy ayyyy ayyy
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posting/refreshing working?
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>>253499
I guess so
for now
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test
9:30 AM ET
are we operational?
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Posts are delayed again
Homepage fucked again
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>>253606
seems to be on and off, but a lot better than the last couple of days at least
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WORK DAMN YOU WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
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>>253782
why haven;t you quit your job to focus on speeeeeeeee Yetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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>>254078
wew my post unfroze the board
we were frozen for
6 DAYS