/ss13/ - Space Station 13

I'm not really interested but mailing it to you seems more appealing than posting it here publicly

>>2901

ah, lucky.

>>2904

they said something like they found out they weren't actually skilled enough and how people left the team

might pick it back up later

That ban is shit.

>>1470

Sounds like Op got slapped with the typical Yogstation shitmin.

>play RD every round cause I like it and no one else does

>5 literal back to back malf ai rounds

>6th round someone shouts rogue borg

>blow the fuckers up cause im sick of this shit

>banned for 3 days

>>1471

Yog has some of the worst Badmins ive seem on SS13, and that is saying alot

>>1449

You can actually do some neat stuff with signaler devices and recorders so one triggers each other in an endless loop. You can leave a few of these assemblys in maintenance somewhere and activate them remotely with a signaler device of your own, or even by speaking a word you chose, if you know how to use the voice signalers.

Radios ignore each other and radio chatter but they still pass on what every object or mob says nearby, and that includes recorders and even buttbots if a server has them.

Now, if you are a smart lad, you'll test this on an offline server just to see how it works, but you won't do it every single round everywhere.

Not only do you get bans for this shit (as you should), you might force the coders to fix this stuff and nobody ever will get to do it.

Save it for a rainy day, OP.

>>1470

>>1471

>someone crashes the server

>even accepts what he did is banworthy

>somehow the admins are shit for banning him

He broke the rules and got a ban. He made a lot of people unable to play the game for a substancial amount of time. That ban is as legit as a ban ca be.

>>2626

I'd fuck Camille Driggers.

Camille is a fucking god-tier troll

Fuck them.

>>2626

most accurate image of ss13 ive seen

bullshit "you can only have fun when it's your turn!" Makes the game linnier as fuck, oh you can only kill when it's your job to and you can only kill in some ways, want to be an alien who only hunts the same person and no one else *buzz admin message* "why are you not playing properly?"

SS13 is a game with endless possibilities, but admins and cucks like you want it to end up fuckig regimented where you can never kill in self defence or when it's funny, no no no you have the follow Le epik rules of what your job says you can do.

If you want to play a nice game where you follow rules set in stone with limited player freedom why not play fucking farm vill or any other normie game that limits player choise.

If I wanna play as a cook who kills people for meat then let me fucking do it, its funny and servers a purpose, no antag cook would do this since it makes their check list of things to do harder, people should be robust enough to not get killed by fucking cook or be able to call sec to save them and FUCKING CLONE THEM there is a reason cloneing exists and security.

space aint free, the damm badmins turned it into a safe space for furfags and rulecucks, I may be banned for for kidnapping people in cryo and forcing them to fight space monsters in my own built arena but I keep spacemen's free! Shitters like me and what I guess is the majority of people who go on /ss13/

People love the hate the "shitter" but it is this class who keeps the game freash, and what do we get? Bans for not doing what is normal of people aka badmkns crying that non normiefags act and think differently then they do.

Even now my autistic rage can't be held back I may be banned for doing public beheadings of furfags for not joining space Islam but if the shitter does not do such acts who will?! Without the shitter the game becomes just another linner "stick to your job" game.

SPACE SHOULD BE FREE.

Also "don't interfear with other players experience!" They have no fucking experience they do the fucking same job over and over and fucking over again they might as well be replaced with AI if they are just going to do the exact same job and never do anything fun.

Fuck normies and admins I'm gonna write my autistic manifesto while I still have Chris chan anger

What about cooking your own clones?

i agree, the badmins really ruin an otherwise fun game

>>2502

>>2536

One: A comma is not a period, stop that.

Two: While you have a very good point about the state of game as a whole (or at least on a significant number of stations), you need to understand that part of this is part of server politics. People who get killed have to sit out for a while, and as people's attention spans get dropped it becomes less "there's a chance I might get cloned, I'll wait" and more "YAWN, I'M NOT GETTING CLONED ASAP I'M GONNA GO BACK TO ASSFAGGOTS". These same people also want action and excitement after hearing adminbus stories out the ass. So now they have a dilemma, they need to minimize "needless" death while also ramping up their badmin game. The only way to do this is to start cutting as many corners as possible. Antags need to be given as much wiggle room as possible to keep the action going, security needs to be given a breather so people will actually play it and be some kind of force to be against when the antags go into hiding or get killed. Non antag/event related deaths need to be minimized as much as possible. All for that delicious player count, because more players means more fun, and more players also means more new players pile in, because most people just click the first thing with "a lot of people" in it.

Also, even back in the day it was always maim, not kill. If you got slighted, you toolboxed the fucker and smacked him around until he was in crit, then you dragged his bleeding, broken body into medbay. Once he was stabilized, you left him there to get mocked by the medical staff and finish being treated. These days, that's not allowed because being in crit means not playing, and not playing means people leaving and not coming back. It also means ahelps out the ass, which is WORK because they have to take a look at nothing just to tell the whiner to fuck off. I remember when goon made it so every ahelp also had you perform a *cry. Those were good times. Because it meant they still understood that collecting the tears of easily triggered pissbabies is part of the fun.

>>2128

WHAT FUCKING SONG IS THIS

>>2530

nvm I found it.

Prison Station

Every round its prisoners against guards, prisoners are trying to escape and guards are trying to keep as many prisoners alive as possible.

Auto-balancing, traitors on both sides. Civilian roles on guards side: medics, engineers, etc. Prisoners outnumber staff and can craft ghetto-equipment: arms, traps, armor.

The problem is that nobody wants to do a flat port of the game. It has to be "new and improved". Even when it remains 2D, this usually means new assets and having to rethink things to fit in new features, which means slower dev time, which means you have that much longer time between milestones to burn the fuck out.

While it seems like a good idea to take a good hard look at what we have now before throwing it onto a new engine, I think we just need a project that focuses on a 1:1 clone, with any changes being how the existing features are coded in so it's easier to read and modify.

10/10 Quality post.

https://anon235233867.imgur.com/all/

HELLO /b/ers

>>2826

well hurry up op

>>2826

it's me faggot

>redditors

lummox is a byond dev, retard

Go back to reddit faggot.

>>2610

hi noahgoldfox

>>1736

What are you talking about? The sex is super rare and even then, if you're not seeking virtual pussy then you'll almost never have sex in lifeweb unless you get raped.

Speaking of which, can someone expand on kinky lifeweb mechanics? I've never got past sucking someone off or showing things down my own butt.

Can I bite someone's dick off or penetrate their eye socket?

>>2638

Rape is super rare imo but point is everyone at round start is a virgin unless you are married.

Randy is a dumb fucking asshole who won't make Lust more relevant to virginal characters outside of the padla. Also all married men/women are no longer virgins and build up lust and you're just a fucking lameass if you masturbate it away.

I swear the Lust padla used to be an every round thing now I barely see it during a fucking party.

>>2638

Sex is super rare there?

>>2807

Rape is super rare there?

Are we playing the same game or do you guys just manage to get on when all the rapists have left?

The official release of gooncode is supposed to be coming out soon. We'll see how that works out.

You still find the code here.

https://github.com/BDpuffy420/r35cd644

Awesome. Anyone want to join my xeno ERP server with gooncode + tajarans?

>>2786

Definitely. IP?

Goonstation decided to finally git officially btw:

https://github.com/goonstation/goonstation-2016

>>2665

Why so angry? Sad that someone knows more about the game than you? Gitgud, little shitter.

Maybe if you weren't banned all the time, you could explore the whole game instead of being the equivalent of a mexican imigrant, always trying to get in and always getting the boot.

Stay mad little shitter. :^)

>>2666

>walls of texts

If that's a wall of text to you, maybe you should go back to Twitter or Reddit?

It's not like your time is that precious, what are you gonna do with it? Refresh your IP and reinstall windows XP on a VM again?

>>2660

HAHAHAHAHA DUDE you should get away from computers a bit

LOL Why so mad? It's almost as if it was your entire life.

Not like we're looking forward to prove anything to you or care about anything you may think about us at all. We're doing it for the fun and don't have to justify.

It's not that hard to get in. I even managed to make an account maker script to make it even easier.

>>2668

It's not only a single wall of text but a fuckton of them so mad and assblasted you are by the fact that we bombed your favorite server several times already and that the best you can do to prevent us from doing so is ban any new player on sight and prevent new ckeys from joining.

>>2668

You're a salty faggot. Keep talking - I care a lot. You're fucking mad, your damn anus is bleeding. You have your periods. Blood is coming out from your vagina.

>>2671

>>2674

You take a good look at your posts and them tell me again I'm the salty one :^)

I don't even play on Hiippie, fags. It's a shitty server filled with incompetent players that don't even know half the content of the game.

Figures you idiots would come from there :^)

Stay mad, little scrubs.

>>2675

>You take a good look at your posts and them tell me again I'm the salty one :^)

Hahahaah, you're writing walls of text, are you trolling or are you just retarded ? either way you fail because you're salty&mad & I win. but good damage control overall. i'll give you 7/10. put a little more effort.

>>2569

>in this community

What community? :^)

If you mean the passive agressive goon tweens in the Discord channel, that's as much a community as a ghetto is a workers syndicate.

If you mean the 8chan ss13 community (and you are posting here, keep that in mind) he's not a bigger meme than everyone else.

I mean, you have people laughing at you fags sucking randy cock and actually spending money on the game like dumb goons. You don't get to call other people a meme when you're pepe-tier yourself (with the peepee and the poopoo included :^)

>>2570

I'm glad you could find value in my book.

If there is anything else you need to know, feel free to post here or message me on BYOND at FriendlyLifewebPlayer

I'll help you out.

>>2571

I have no idea what are you talking about, community changed a lot in last few months and you actually can get information when you ask for it.

And how does it matter if I periodically look at this thread?

hey you idiots forget that the real reason behind everything sucking is the retards who don't even pretend to give a fuck about the social hierarchy of the fortress not because people want to get backl at "the man" aka the inquisition. that's just a symptom of the broader problem. seeing random mortus or dockers or whatever talking back over comms to the baron or other nobility then claiming "wewlad" when they get their ass beaten/killed are the real cancer.

least i've started seeing some people harden the fuck up and start taking out the trash lately. seeing EL FONZO get graga pitted multiple times in a row while he's too stupid to understand why he's being lynched is golden.

>>2565

Nobody respects or desires a pink-haired female Esculap played by an autistic, crossdressing manchild. Lol.

>>2582

>detractive

>a fucking rev going around

>in to bar

>in the bar 4 liggers behind the bar

>3 other secs

Try and guess how everyone knows you are 12.

This sounds a lot like you made up some excuse to go hunting liggers and couldn't handle the joke when you were made a ligger as well.

If other people can't mess with you, it's only fair you can't mess with them.

>>2585

Since every 12 year old decided he wanted to kill people but only traitors and liggers are "valid" and the first takes work and effort to find\kill.

People going out to kill liggers are like those kids that break their toys and then don't understand why they have none left.

>>2590

>ligger lover

>>2620

One day people like you will snap and realize what a paradox you really are.

You hate liggers and will kill them all the time.

But you won't ask or demand for them to be removed from the game, despite liggers being so triggering.

You might as well just admit you just want excuses to kill people, and liggers top traitors there, since it's like holding a sign saying "I'm valid!"

>>2641

Sorry for triggering you fam

:^)

ligger lover

>ITT: Things that never happened.

I'll check it out.

0/10 no cluwn