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d9b15c No.10398
Christmas is dumb.
814c96 No.10399
>>10398Just like you then?
d9b15c No.10400
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>>10399I guess.
Last night someone told me I deserve nothing better than a whore anyway.
d9b15c No.10402
>>10401>>10401Because I'm waiting for something stupid to happen.
70a221 No.10403
Good morning /ssft/!
Ready for Christmas?
d9b15c No.10404
70a221 No.10406
>>10404Really? How come?
>>10405Why is Pickles so best?
d9b15c No.10408
>>10406Christmas just sucks.
022b30 No.10409
>>10406Because he is and I am glad we have same opinion
70a221 No.10410
>>10407Good morning!
>>10409Its more like common sense than an opinion, he is obviously best metalocalypse
>>10408You can make it not suck!
62a76e No.10412
62a76e No.10413
Oh yeah and godjul to everyone else who fking holds it on the 24th.
Ive gifted 1 steam friend something so far, I feel cheap.
7f9d21 No.10414
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>>10413i dont think i ever have given anyone any xmas gifts
only gifts i ever get are money from parents tho so yeah kewl
70a221 No.10415
>>10413I have never gifted anyone anything. Just a merry Christmas! And that's it. Maybe I should change my Jew ways
d9b15c No.10416
>>10414>>10415Someone gifted me Bad Rats because that joke is still funny it seems.
70a221 No.10417
>>10416And its likely to keep going until a worse game with a cheaper price appears.
>tfw someone just gifted me orion prelude.50 cents well spent, pal
3c00fc No.10418
>tfw woke up with something in my eye and I can't find it
Its probably my stupid eyelashes again do these things exist just to torture me
62a76e No.10419
>>10414Wow, why not? It's nice to see people enjoy something you gifted them1
>>10415Boring!
>>10418Did you die?
d9b15c No.10420
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>>10419This guy doesn't agree
b879ac No.10421
>>10420Merry xmas one and all.
Just one more day;
gotta wrap my sis's presents.
Slept all day, didn't want to wake up.
70a221 No.10422
>>10419I plan on changing that. I'll buy a few games for friends and family on steam
>>10421Almost Xmas here as well, can hardly wait to get drunk with family ~
d9b15c No.10423
>Old steam friend who I liked suddenly sends me a text wishing me a good christmas
It's the little things that count, and we haven't had contact for months.
b879ac No.10424
>>10422Gonna play all the games, drink all the baileys, eat all the food~
>>10423That's really nice. :3
I might have to do that with my old friends too. Maybe challenge them to a silly game of Boardgame Online.
70a221 No.10425
>>10424I'm actually planning on assaulting a full bottle of kraken.
>>10423That's wonderful! I'm a bit jelly as well because steam sempai just hasn't noticed me yet…
b879ac No.10426
>>10425I've seen that advertised, looks like some high quality brutal shit. No mixer or anything? Or straight out the bottle?
I'll do a drinkie with you.
Remember to eat all your sprouts.
70a221 No.10427
>>10426I will do it half of it mixed with mineral water & ice. And the other half with shots.
And its really good! If you can get a bottle, is quite strong so drink it with care!
b879ac No.10428
>>10427Not really a vodka guy, ashamedly.
More into rum. And that's considerably healthy, coke and stuff really fucks with the stomach.
Are you a fan of xmas pudding?
70a221 No.10429
>>10428I have never tasted it sadly, but it looks delicious. I hope I get the chance to munch on some of it soon
d9b15c No.10430
>>10427That's so cute, I loved that trailer.
>>10424>>10425Even better because it's so unexpected.
b879ac No.10431
>>10429The cheap stuff tastes too rich, but I'm sure you'd like it.
Btw, watching 101 Dalmations, love how a lot of classic films get played before xmas.
>>10430So true, because it catches you offguard.
3c00fc No.10432
>>10419Yup, RIP Atmosphere
70a221 No.10433
>>10432Rest in rips, we hardly knew ye ;_;
>>10431Call me crazy, but I enjoyed the live action a lot
57e33e No.10434
ONLY ONE MORE DAY
bd144a No.10435
Merry Christmas to all fellow Euros!
70a221 No.10436
>>10435Merry Christmas eurofriend!
331e42 No.10437
>>10403No I have to go to my family's party where there will be like 40 people. I hate being around a lot of people. Oh well, it can't be helped.
b879ac No.10438
>>10434SOOOOOOOOON
>>10435Merry xmas to you too
>>10433I haven't seen that in ages, I enjoyed the PS1 game of the dalmations, had this mechanic where you take out your adversaries with a domino effect of enviromental hazards.
d9b15c No.10439
>>10434For the polar express~?
f4af6a No.10440
>tfw got Valkyria Chronicles from a gifting thread
>tfw got something lewd but it smaller than i expected and I cant feel it much
b879ac No.10441
>>10440That's why inflatable buttplugs are the best.
One size fits and pleases all!
f4af6a No.10442
>>10441Inflatable? Woah…
Well I wanted something cheap and I thought it would be enough for a beginner, but I guess not. Maybe I should just go to a seedy bar and try the real thing!
331e42 No.10443
>>10440You can't feel it?
d9b15c No.10444
>>10440
>being this mega gay during christmasLucky you. My dick is still broken
b879ac No.10445
>>10442Keep an eye out for glory holes.
Are there any seedy bars at your place?
We have one street of nightlife, which is seedy enough.
And are you still up for Wetherspoons?
I wanna get ALL the gin and tonics.
f4af6a No.10446
>>10443Not enough at least.
>>10444That's what you get for being TOO gay.
>>10445I'm not sure, there must be some seedy bars here but I dunno if there'll be fags there.
Yeah sure m8, tezza and the boys will pick you up near aldi alright?
331e42 No.10447
b879ac No.10448
>>10446I'll see if I can bring my crew in, show you how we do it.
>I.E, get stupid drunk, all bully me till I break down. Fucking hate my friends.>>10444You broke your dick?!
Like… snapped the cartildge?
Broke the banjo?
Shattered you infernal demon bone?
814c96 No.10450
I just woke up now at 7pm and missed my last day of Hanukkah.
70a221 No.10451
>>10444>broke my dickPlease elaborate
f4af6a No.10452
>>10450Are you a jew lol?
814c96 No.10453
>>10452Yes, I love money very much.
57e33e No.10454
>>10450>>10453What happens if a jew misses a day of Hanukkah? Do they not get their shekels or something?
331e42 No.10455
>>10450Do you wear one of those tiaras?
f4af6a No.10456
>>10453Being a german jew must be weird
57e33e No.10457
>>10456>tfw my ancestry is part german jewI wasn't sure how to react when told this.
814c96 No.10458
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>>10454A Jew can make up for sins on Yom Kippur.
>>10455Yes, it makes me feel like a princess!
>>10456Why?
d9b15c No.10459
>>10447Yes still broken
>>10449It wont get hard!
f4af6a No.10460
are jews allowed to be homos?
331e42 No.10461
>>10457>tfw part native american part germanDo you tan or get red when in the sun for too long?
>>10458>feel like a princessOh cute!
>>10459I'm sure there is something that could get you hard!
d9b15c No.10462
>>10461Didnt find anything yet
b879ac No.10463
>>10460I doubt any religion allows homosex.
Except like… Scientology, all that money doesn't go on kids then.
814c96 No.10464
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>>10459Go to a doctor or something, that's not normal! Or I can send you lewd pictures of me, that would also help.
>>10460No, but luckily I'm not a Jew. I'm just joking around.
57e33e No.10465
>>10458What is the point of Yom Kippur besides saying "yeah, I fucked up a little. pls 4gib"?
>>10459How'd you break it?
>>10461I don't tan, I burn.
d9b15c No.10466
>>10464R…Really?
>>10465No idea!
331e42 No.10467
>>10462You don't have any doujins or anything that gets you hard?
>>10465It sucks because whenever I tan when the sun hits my hair for too long it turns from light brown to blonde.
d9b15c No.10469
>>10467I read a lewd doujin of that gundam mom or something and nithing happened
57e33e No.10470
>>10466Well I hope it stops being broken.
>>10467I don't know that feel. My hair has done nothing but grow darker as I've grown up.
d9b15c No.10471
814c96 No.10472
>>10471Wow, so you thought I'm a slut that just sends lewd pictures to other people?
d9b15c No.10473
>>10472No I knew you wouldn't do it
331e42 No.10474
>>10469You should just try masturbating even if you aren't turned on. Just get hard and maybe it will jumpstart you or something.
>>10470What color did it used to be?
b879ac No.10475
814c96 No.10476
>>10473Is this a trick to make me prove you wrong? I won't fall for it!
d9b15c No.10477
>>10474Nah, that'd be akward.
Lol
814c96 No.10478
>>10475Nope, it won't change! Only if I find a person that I really, really, really, really, really, like maybe.
d9b15c No.10479
>>10476I would never. You got your crush that you like and it's Christmas eve. I couldn't do that
57e33e No.10480
>>10474When I was really little it was basically blond. Now it's a dark brown.
b879ac No.10481
>>10478See? Already you got conditions for lewd pictures. So SOON, you will be a slut who sends lewd pictures to one person.
814c96 No.10482
>>10479I don't know if I really have a crush on him, it's a weird feeling.
d9b15c No.10483
>>10482It'd still be christmas eve then.
331e42 No.10484
>>10477Try it!
>>10480That's interesting. When I was young my hair was black and now it's light brown and when in sun it's blonde for a week or two. I guess i'll be getting white hair in 5 or so years.
814c96 No.10485
>>10481Maybe I won't find someone I like so much that I want to send that person lewd pictures?
>>10483But I don't really care about Christmas!
d9b15c No.10486
>>10484No thanks.
I used to have curly light brown hair when I was super young.
RIP curly hair
d9b15c No.10487
331e42 No.10488
>>10486Is it straight now or somethin?
d9b15c No.10489
>>10488Yup…
I should get a haircut it's at my neck now.
814c96 No.10490
>>10487But wouldn't it a present then?
My hair was light brown when I was younger, then I dyed it black a few times and now it's dark brown. And I like it way better that way. Also recently tried out twin-tails and it looks pretty cute.
331e42 No.10491
>>10489Long hair is the best hair! Only get it trimmed
d9b15c No.10492
>>10490You won't even let me give you a present
b879ac No.10493
>>10485Law of attraction and averages!
It's only a matter of time!
Speaking of which, what is your fave part of xmas dinner?
d9b15c No.10494
>>10491Thing is. It only becomes long in the back…
57e33e No.10495
331e42 No.10496
>>10494Haha like a mullet? Oh gosh. Then get it trimmed all around for same length/style!
d9b15c No.10497
>>10496Nah I dont like it that long. Once it was that long that a few locks infront could hit the side of my mouth
814c96 No.10498
>>10493Mhh, we always ate Schnitzel with peas and carrots, roast potatoes and a salad.
331e42 No.10499
>>10495Indeed!
>>10497Damn. I used to grow mine out to my back and wear it like revy but now I got it cut and I wear it like john wick! Your hair sounds awesome
>>10498Have you ever had beef rouladen? I work at a german deli and that's the only food I get. It's amazing!
d9b15c No.10500
>>10499Because I am awesome :^)
Kill me
b879ac No.10501
>>10498My family is vegetarian. No bloody meat, but we get Quorn Turkey slices, roast potatoes, mash and gravy, followed by sprouts.
We got enough booze to knock out a Irish household.
814c96 No.10502
>>10499I had, but didn't liked them that much. They were too meaty for me.
>>10501No booze here since nobody in our family drinks alcohol.
d9b15c No.10504
331e42 No.10505
b879ac No.10506
>>10502Well, the most of the fun is the presents, food and crackers anyway.
I fear for the hangover.
d9b15c No.10507
814c96 No.10508
>>10507Am I allowed to kill you? I always wanted to try it out!
>>10506What did you wish for this year?
331e42 No.10509
>>10507Nope! But I can hurt you good~
b879ac No.10510
>>10508Erm… haven't really made any wishes.
MY family is just gonna get me Steam Vouchers.
Dunno what I'm gonna do for the new year.
d9b15c No.10511
>>10509Sure slap me into a coma
814c96 No.10512
>>10510Better than nothing!
62a76e No.10513
We raffeled for a gift and I won haha. Ezpz chokolade.
d9b15c No.10514
>>10513…You raffled and won chocolate?
b879ac No.10515
>>10512I'd say my greatest gift is that I'm finally progressing on Antichamber.
I feel like a fucking genius. :3
814c96 No.10516
>>10515I watched some videos of it and it looks like it's too much for my little brain.
b879ac No.10517
>>10516It just takes a while to wrap your head around it.
All the color cues and skills you develop teach you how to go through a puzzle.
Like an example, there was a corridor that kept changing and warped me into a different level, so I couldn't progress through the corridor. Therefore I remember a few previoud puzzles.
>Maybe if I walk slowly, nope still changes>Maybe if I walk backwards and not look where I'm going!>AHA! I bumped into a wall! Time to turn around!Got through that corridor simply because I remembered some shit triggers if you don't look at it, they teach you that throughout the game with pitfalls and closing doors.
62a76e No.10518
>>10514My mom didnt want a gift and so she decide we raffled about it!
d9b15c No.10520
>>10518What kind of chocolate is it?
I hope you enjoy it.
d9b15c No.10521
>>10519Punch me when you're ready.
I double dare you, this anime doesn't hold back.
331e42 No.10522
>>10521Sure thing! I'll break you like glass!
d9b15c No.10523
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f4af6a No.10524
>>10464>Or I can send you lewd pictures of me, that would also help. My dick isn't working either. Care to help?
814c96 No.10526
>>10524No, I don't send pictures like that!
d9b15c No.10527
>>10525Whatever you say dear.
Merry christmas Nouny
f4af6a No.10528
>>10526But it's christmas time!
>tfw no Vanser waiting under my tree, ready to be opened and played with tomorrow 814c96 No.10529
>>10528What video games are we gonna play then?
f4af6a No.10531
>>10529We are going to play a video I came I really enjoy called "Lewdie Fun Time Adventures"
f4af6a No.10532
>>10531>video I cameI could have sworn I said "video game"…
d9b15c No.10534
>>10530I hope that gun works underwater.
331e42 No.10535
b879ac No.10536
>>10531What type of game is it?
RPG?
f4af6a No.10537
>>10533It is!
>>10536It's like a puzzle-action game. You've gotta put things in the right places and then go fast to win
d9b15c No.10538
>>10535Then your waifu is dumb.
814c96 No.10539
>>10537Sounds like a fun game, I'm looking forward to it!
331e42 No.10540
>>10538Her custom 9mm cutlasses just don't work underwater! Shitty model!
f4af6a No.10542
>tfw holding my nephew and he's all giggling and smiling
Babies a nice
814c96 No.10543
>>10542I hate babies. They're not cute and annoying. Kids only get fun when they're like 7-8 years old.
d9b15c No.10544
>>10541
>No revy to hold me like that as we wrestle 57e33e No.10545
>>10543This nigga gets it. Babies suck.
f4af6a No.10546
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>>10543>>10545>yfwHow are they not cute? Sure they piss and shit and vomit but adults are guiltier of much worse. It's nice to play with them and make them smile, and it's absolutely adorable when they "nuzzle" into you for warmth :3
Why do you think 7-8 is good anyway? I figured that would be the annoying bratty age where they start being little shits and thinking everything belongs to them etc.
Although I've got a 7 year old niece and sometimes she just randomly hugs me which is nice
d9b15c No.10547
>>10546My five year old niece wanted me to hold her hand while we were in the amusement park.
814c96 No.10548
>>10546Because look at them! They're bald, are annoying as hell and how can you play with them? They're not even allowed to play with Lego. So you can just hold them and wiggle them around.
Because that's the age you can actually play video games with them, football, and all that stuff. And no, only if the parents failed at raising their kid. I would be a great mom.
>>10547Hopefully you did, right?
331e42 No.10549
>>10544I wouldn't let that happen!
b879ac No.10550
>>10537Sounds like a button masher, hope I don't get blisters.
d9b15c No.10551
>>10549Why not, you want her to hold you like that?
>>10548Ofcourse I did!
f4af6a No.10552
>>10547I hope you did it!
>tfw both nieces ask me to carry them and they keep giggling and kissing me on the cheek>>10548So what if they are bald? Not all are bald anyway.
Well yeah maybe really really young babies are boring since they sleep most of the time, but once they start being more awake and doing stuff, it's better.
You can still play with them anyway. Sure you're kinda limited with what you can do with them, but the idea is to make them happy, not yourself. Making a child happy makes me feel warm and comfy! I tend to just make funny faces and sounds and hold them while dancing around and stuff
814c96 No.10553
>>10551Would you hold my hand too if I asked you?
d9b15c No.10554
>>10553Depends, if you'd be really cold then yes.
331e42 No.10555
>>10551No it's just I wouldn't let anyone touch her unless it was me, of course!
814c96 No.10556
>>10554Pff, I'm just gonna hold my own hands then!
d9b15c No.10557
>>10556Why would you even want to hold hands with me?
>>10555Oh okay….
331e42 No.10559
>>10557Sorry but she's mine!
d9b15c No.10560
>>10558What are you, a s-slut?!
>>10559I'll NTR her.
b879ac No.10561
>>10560>>10558HA!
I thought you said you weren't a slut!
814c96 No.10563
>>10560Holding hands doesn't makes you a slut!
d9b15c No.10564
>>10563Holding hands is the purest form of love.
>>10562I didn't say which way.
Maybe I'll just take you away from her.
f4af6a No.10565
>on holiday with family
>at some family bar area thing, there's a kid's disco at the front
>niece runs up to me and grabs my hand, then drags me to the dancefloor
>have to dance with my niece in front of loadsa people
Sure there were other people dancing too, but it was mostly kids and pretty much everyone could see :-;
814c96 No.10566
>>10564No, the purest form of love is holding hands while kissing! And then
rough sex. 331e42 No.10567
>>10564I wouldn't let you do that. I would have to kill you slowly! I'd make anyone even attempted to take her away from me suffer a slow and painful death! haha!
d9b15c No.10568
>>10566See it starts with holding hands.
>>10567Oh please, don't pretend you wouldn't like it.
b879ac No.10569
>>10565>Playing duck, duck, goose drunk with the kids because have to distract them from the party.Such is life.
814c96 No.10570
>>10565How is that embarrassing? It were just kids! There's actually a Youtube video of me dancing for some school project. Luckily nobody that I know will ever see it!
>>10568Well, then I won't hold your hand!
f4af6a No.10571
>>10570Well it was more embarrassing because of all the adults in the room; most of the tables were facing the front where the stage and dancefloor are. Another little girl who was like 2 or something grabbed my leg too, which was a bit awkward
331e42 No.10572
>>10568Hehe, I would not! Like I said, you will suffer!
814c96 No.10573
>>10571Looks like kids love you!
f4af6a No.10574
>>10573It's just a shame i'm a guy; seems like if you're a guy and good with kids you're pedo, but if you're a girl it's a nice thing :_;
d9b15c No.10575
>>10572NO I MEAN THE TAKEN AWAY THING.
>>10570I wasn't counting on it..
62a76e No.10576
Just opened gifts! Time to drink and eat sweets.
814c96 No.10577
>>10574Really? Sometimes I wonder if those kind of things only happen in other countries. You always hear how a single dad gets looked down upon in America, etc. but here nobody gives a shit.
>>10575Well, you just said no!
331e42 No.10578
>>10575Seems I misread your post!
I was busy sending christmas gifts over steam! Either way, no one can separate me from revy!
f4af6a No.10579
>>10577I guess it's okay with people you know and stuff, but it's a bit annoying because sometimes I see a kid and I just want to pull a funny face and make them giggle but i'm scared their parents will see and will get retard mad
814c96 No.10580
>>10579Tell those wankers to fuck off and stop being so paranoid then.
f4af6a No.10581
>>10580Eh i'll try.
Maybe if I become rich i'll open up a nice children's home or something. I think being able to make kids happy means that i'm still a reasonably decent person :-;
814c96 No.10582
>>10581Do you want to be a decent person? If I'm rich I would rather burn my money before I give it to strangers or poor people.
f4af6a No.10583
>>10582>Do you want to be a decent person?Yes. I want to be both a successful and decent person.
> If I'm rich I would rather burn my money before I give it to strangers or poor people.I hope you're not serious. Just yesterday people were treating me like I was the Antichrist because of a few jokes…
d9b15c No.10584
>>10578I hope they enjoy their gifts.
>>10576Did you get anything nice?
814c96 No.10585
>>10583Then I hope you are gonna accomplish it!
And to be honest, I'm serious. I worked for it, so why would I give it to other people?
62a76e No.10586
>>10584I got 30 USD and some cloth, like 1 hoodie and 3 shirts heh.
so no 331e42 No.10587
>>10576DILDOS AND SKIRTS!
62a76e No.10588
>>10587No! Ofc I wouldnt get that stop. If anything I want a real dick ;;
331e42 No.10589
>>10588Another? So addicted! f4af6a No.10590
>>10583>Just yesterday Meant to say a few days ago but eh.
>>10585>I worked for it, so why would I give it to other people?I'm talking about if you were really rich. A millionaire, or even a billionaire. If you're not a sociopath, helping other people can give you a nice feeling, and there are also benefits to it such as people will think you are nicer and respect you more, the person you helped may someday return the favour etc
I still find it funny that people think I don't understand people and social interactions etc. I merely don't understand heartless people filled with vice and sin!
931629 No.10591
>be me
>be santa for hire
>visit number one
>a 4 year old girl starts crying when she sees me
>mfw wasn't warned that the youngest girl at the party is afraid of santa
That felt so bad…
814c96 No.10592
>>10590Yep, even then I wouldn't give it to other people except my loved ones. And I don't care what people think of me. I don't have to buy me respect. What if they think I'm not nice? Why do I have to prove myself to other people? I can show other people I'm nice without using my money.
331e42 No.10593
Time to go to the fucking family "party". Peace
62a76e No.10594
>>10589Hey! It's like drinking or doing drugs or smoking, one time and you become addicted.
931629 No.10595
>>10593Hey those are comfy at least. Unless everyone is stressed bout looking good and such
331e42 No.10596
>>10594>mfw gropy has become addicted to the cock>>10595The latter, sadly ;-;
f4af6a No.10597
>>10594Well I could visit next year!!!!!!
d9b15c No.10598
>>10593>>10596Have fun!
It can always be worse.
You could be me 62a76e No.10599
>>10591Was it in a mall or something? Sounds like a fun job.
>>10596Shit happens, I'm good at dealing with addictions tho.
>>10597Lewd…. I'm not qt tho, so no reason to.
931629 No.10600
>>10599Nop. Like here santa actually visits your house for like 15 to 30 minutes as a tradition. You talk to the kids, joke around a little, make em sing for you and give out the gifts before leaving. Makes christmas feel special because kids go "omg its actually santa wooo".
It's really fun unless shit hits the fan in some way.
d9b15c No.10601
>>10600
>Aksel the santaDo you give pot?
931629 No.10602
>>10601No!
I use the money that I earn to buy pot tho d9b15c No.10603
>>10602
>Stoned and drunk baxel will never barge into your room with his beard half hanging off offering you potTfw
f4af6a No.10604
>>10599Stupid Gropy, you are qt! I'm gonna get a hotel room and fug the shit out of you
f4af6a No.10605
>DUDE WEED LMAO
epic tumblr meme brah
931629 No.10606
>>10603Pfft the idea made me lol. There are actually a lot of horror stories about bad santas. Like some ppl hiring the next door drunk to do the job for a bottle of booze. And the drunk shows up tipsy, scaring the children n shit.
I'm a good santa. I even posted what I looked like with my gear on yesterday ;-;>>10605simply epik
814c96 No.10607
>>10605Can't you just understand that some people like to take drugs? I dislike drugs, but at least I don't feel the need to insult other people because of it. Didn't you wanted to become a decent person?
57e33e No.10608
>tfw I'm home alone until tomorrow
Quick, recommend me some christmas themed doujins to fap to.
d9b15c No.10609
>>10608You, me, your dick, my ass and the polar express.
3eaa77 No.10610
>>10608>home aloneLucky asshole.
814c96 No.10611
>>10608[Marui Maru] Present Hounyuu! | Voluptuous Tits
Pretty much the only one that comes to my mind right now.
f4af6a No.10612
>>10607Some people also like to rape and murder. I shall give no quarter to those whose hearts and minds are filled with evil desires!
57e33e No.10613
>>10609Sounds good!
>>10610The catch being that I have to clean everything for tomorrow.
>>10611Many thanks, friend.
814c96 No.10614
File: 1419455340240.jpg (80.98 KB, 900x1312, 225:328, 5ff0f63d81700d88a18397fc5d….jpg)
>>10613I can look through my doujin folder if I can find more!
>>10612I would like to do both! Am I a evil person?
f4af6a No.10615
>>10614Yes, most likely.
Selfish corrupt mentally-ill people are quite frequent around these parts, sadly.
f4af6a No.10618
>>10617I shall impale you upon my holy sword, and fill you up with the divine spirit!
d9b15c No.10619
814c96 No.10620
>>10618Please don't do that.
3eaa77 No.10621
>>10613You have to clean everything?!
f4af6a No.10622
>>10620Fine i'll just impale you with a regular sword you heathen.
57e33e No.10624
>>10619And it'll still be a joke when my dick's in your butt.
>>10621All the christmas dishes, vacuuming everything, wiping off counters, emptying trash, etc. Basically everything.
3eaa77 No.10625
>>10624>And it'll still be a joke when my dick's in your butt.Is that because he'll be laughing at you?
Eh? So you have to prepare everything for the gathering tomorrow? Doesn't sound like it should be too tough.
814c96 No.10626
>>10624I can't find any other Christmas doujins. ;_;
d9b15c No.10627
>>10624You're sexualizing me and you dont even have me added?
62a76e No.10628
>>10600WHAT
Sounds like a shit tradition.
>>10604Pls …. so lewd
>>10608tfw can't fap until tomorrow
its going to be a horny night being drunk.
57e33e No.10630
>>10625No, because we'll be butt fucking ironically and irony is funny.
And I have to prepare everything but the food, so it isn't that bad I guess.
>>10626At least you found me one, so thank you for trying.
>>10627Yup.
>>10628>can't fap until tomorrowy naught
f4af6a No.10631
>>10623I will slice and dice then!
>>10628I will be even lewder when I see you, silly Groper.
Honestly tho, you are adorable I promise.
d9b15c No.10632
62a76e No.10633
>>10629>having a stranger in your house dressed as santa doing stupid stuffMeh, I guess it could be fun.
>>10630Hows is that naught?!
>>10631Doubt! But I'm sure it would be fun :>
814c96 No.10634
>>10630But one isn't enough! I failed you! Also looking at all my doujins made me kinda horny, so thanks I guess.
>>10631No! No killing me!
3eaa77 No.10635
>>10630That's…that's not how things work…
See?! Easy peasy! That's going to take like…an hour to do everything? Just put on a nice album and listen to that while cleaning!
f4af6a No.10636
>>10633Why the doubt? You are as cutie as cake
>>10634>No! No killing me!I will have to purify you somehow
022b30 No.10637
I got a Christmas gift early and I am happy!
814c96 No.10638
>>10636Then think of other ways to purify me!
931629 No.10639
>>10633Or have a family friend who can spare 30 minutes of his time to do it like everyone does
>>10637Oh hey I got a bottle of that!
f4af6a No.10640
>>10638Let me into you my son, let the hands of god free you
814c96 No.10641
>>10640That sounds pretty lewd.
62a76e No.10642
>>10636Not really tho.
>>10637Pass it around!
>>10639Still, would be awkward.
57e33e No.10643
>>10632You know you like it.
>>10633y knot
>>10634No, you didn't fail me! You found me one more than I had previously! And you are very welcome for that.
>>10635Yes it is.
But I could be spending that hour shitposting or playing video games!
f4af6a No.10644
>>10641You are pretty lewd
>>10642But you are. I'm still gonna fuck you anyway, regardless of what you say
3eaa77 No.10645
>>10637Congrats! I'll probably get a bottle on Friday.
>>10643I guess that's just too bad! Get to work! Or you won't get anything!
Also, there's that one doujin with the loli and snowman. Except I forgot the name of that one.
814c96 No.10646
>>10643Ok, good! Hire me as your housemaid, then I can clean up for you!
>>10644I am not!
931629 No.10647
>>10642Nu uh! Most kids love it, so do adults because holy hell the kids are happy to see santa visit them
f4af6a No.10648
>>10646You are. Shame you're also a heartless bully boy who would rather chill with the devil's own spawn :_;
814c96 No.10649
File: 1419456776693.jpg (629.74 KB, 3261x2143, 3261:2143, A Certain Scientific Railg….jpg)
>>10648Demons are way hotter than angels after all.
d9b15c No.10650
>>10643Then atleast add me
022b30 No.10651
>>10639Its my favorite vodka
>>10642I would if I could vodka is meant to be shared
>>10645Awesome its about time.
931629 No.10652
>>10648Actually angles are scary as fuck. You'd know if you looked into them
57e33e No.10653
>>10645But work is effooooooooort.
And I think I know the one you're talking about. I remember fapping to something involving snowmen last year.
>>10646I don't have any money to pay you though, is that ok?
>>10650What was your profile again?
814c96 No.10654
File: 1419457013815.jpg (388.67 KB, 450x937, 450:937, 348fc6fdaca21513e2e6999291….jpg)
>>10653I accept kisses, hugs and more as payment!
f4af6a No.10655
>>10649Maybe if you're an evil person yourself, which is likely.
>tfw hard to find legit non-autistic nice peopleToo many manipulative fakers!
>>10652Still not as bad as demons!
814c96 No.10656
>>10655But I am not evil!
3eaa77 No.10657
Looks like it's about time for my departure.
>>10651I'm going to hate it probably.
>>10653Effort is rewarding!
I would find it for you if I could, but right now I can't sadly.
57e33e No.10659
>>10654I can do all that!
>>10657Eeeeeeeeeeeeh. I guess.
And it's fine, I think I have it saved in gif form somewhere.
3eaa77 No.10660
>>10659>gif form doujinThat sounds very odd and annoying to read…
f4af6a No.10661
>he will never re-add>he will never apologize for his sinful and insolent ways>>10656You are. You hide it under a layer of cuteness, but I can see through it! (p.s. those panties are nice)
814c96 No.10662
File: 1419457330029.png (1004.73 KB, 600x1249, 600:1249, 38a024fdf872ba61b03b5c1bea….png)
>>10659Great, finally got my first job! I'm gonna give it my best, goshuujin-sama!
>>10661But I'm not wearing any panties right now.
57e33e No.10664
>>10660It kinda does, but that's how I remember it.
>>10662You'll do great. When can you start? Also,
>not wearing any panties right nowHow lewd
f4af6a No.10665
>>10662>But I'm not wearing any panties right now.…and people got mad at me for calling you all sluts? Geez….
022b30 No.10666
>>10657As long as you try it that's the important part
814c96 No.10667
>>10664I'm already on my way!
>>10664>>10665Well, I'm alone at home so wearing any kind of pants would just be annoying! So I'm just wearing a long T-shirt with socks on.
And how is that being a slut?
3eaa77 No.10668
>>10661What a faggot, right?
>>10664I'm reminding of that flash with the voice acting in it.
>>10666I have half a mind to go get it today, but I should wait till all the money comes in.
57e33e No.10669
>>10667Awesome!
And that sounds mega comfy, maybe I'll go pantless too since I am alone right now.
>>10668I'm not sure which flash you are referring to.
d9b15c No.10670
814c96 No.10671
>>10669It is really comfy! Whoever designed pants is a monster! If I would fully live on my own I would never wear pants again indoors. It's also practical since you would never have to strip for your partner!
57e33e No.10674
>>10670Then stop bitching about me not adding you if you won't even tell me your profile. I'm gonna keep sexualizing you until I get it.
>>10671>24/7 lewd access at homeYes, gib pls
>>10672Oh, now I do.
022b30 No.10675
>>10668Thats the smart idea
814c96 No.10676
>>10674But I'm already your housemaid! That would be forbidden love!
3eaa77 No.10677
>>10673More funny to me.
>>10674I don't remember what the title was, but it sure was funny as hell.
>>10675Sometimes I have good ideas.
57e33e No.10678
>>10676It'll be fine as long as you wear an apron. And maybe lewd can be part of your payment, I dunno.
>>10677I barely remember it, so I should go try and find it sometime.
d9b15c No.10679
>>10674You can't sexualize me, I'm pure…!
Sorta….
814c96 No.10680
File: 1419458992459.png (707.59 KB, 718x1127, 718:1127, 65e25b25a34cd6b2612795946b….png)
>>10678I will gladly accept that kind of payment! And of course I will wear a apron, or else I would get dirty!
57e33e No.10681
>>10679>you>PureYeah, pure lewd.
>>10680Perfect, so when will you arrive?
022b30 No.10682
>>10677Sometimes is all you need
f4af6a No.10683
>>10668Dude im not sure what you were so mad about or why you are still mad lol. I'm willing to forgive you but you need to understand you acted crazy and irrational.
814c96 No.10684
File: 1419459406604.png (1.74 MB, 1024x1560, 128:195, 7b28f3116fd42963fc3fde0b97….png)
b879ac No.10685
File: 1419459453116.jpg (168.03 KB, 500x706, 250:353, tumblr_mut6kpGm2e1rorm7co1….jpg)
Welp, completed Antichamber.
Showed that nigger cube who's boss in Escher jail. Got that 3D Hexadicimal pussi is what I got.
57e33e No.10686
>>10684Will you arrive wrapped up like a christmas present I can put under the tree? It's kind of empty under there right now.
>>10685I remember wanting to get that when I first saw it like 2 years ago. Is it actually good?
d9b15c No.10687
814c96 No.10688
File: 1419459712754.jpg (778.09 KB, 1200x848, 75:53, 8fad3b1fc2ebda506f124af922….jpg)
>>10686Yep! It's gonna be cold, but I'm gonna do it, just for you! Maybe you can warm me up after you unwrap me then.
b879ac No.10689
>>10686It's a masterpiece in level design, a mindfuck of constant puzzles, worth the special. Worth the price.
You will get angry though, getting lost and shit, but the game teaches you throughout the skills you need to progress, even though the way to the end isn't exactly clear. The game loops on itself, dead ends abound and red herrings until you finally click everything together to break out the Antichamber. Makes you feel really fucking smart when you get over challenges.
57e33e No.10690
>>10687Prove it and add me then, you not pure person.
>>10688I'll make you nice and warm.
>>10689Neat. Guess I'll have to get it sometime.
c1c570 No.10691
>>10678Tell me when you do.
>>10682You just drink it straight, right?
>>10682We'll talk about it later. As for now you need to enjoy the time with your family! While I suffer for the next two days.
d9b15c No.10692
>>10690But you got enough friends as it is.
b879ac No.10693
>>10690It's £4 now.
Like… $8, 75% off you see.
814c96 No.10694
>>10690Yay, I will feel right at home then!
57e33e No.10695
>>10691Will do.
>>10692I keep forgetting to do a purge. Might do one around new years. And you can never have enough friends.
>>10693I have 11 cents.
>>10694> 27672f No.10697
marry christmas
814c96 No.10698
>>10695Do you have a guest room or do we have to sleep in the same bed?
b879ac No.10699
>>10695Shame. I mean, I don't know you that well to get it for you as a present, but one day I will if time flies and it becomes on sale again.
b879ac No.10700
>>10697SOOOOOON.
4 more hours, nigger!
Can't wait for the dinner and booze tomorrow.
57e33e No.10701
>>10698Same bed. There's room for two and we can cuddle.
>>10699Alright, thanks in advance then
814c96 No.10702
>>10701Good, I would have sneaked into your bed regardless!
57e33e No.10703
>>10702You'll love it, my bed is super comfy.
814c96 No.10704
File: 1419461602051.jpg (584.22 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 30cab4a8e144763939636c31cc….jpg)
>>10703Because you're in it?
57e33e No.10705
>>10704Well yeah, but besides that I just have a nice mattress and sheets.
814c96 No.10706
>>10705My bed isn't comfy at all sadly, so I'm looking forward it!
b879ac No.10707
Ever wanted to make a family heirloom? Like, leave behind treasure?
I always wanted to save up a load of gold or something, melt it down into a big fuck-off coin to pass down to my grand kids.
b879ac No.10709
>>10708Well, at least my sister will have kids!
I could be the estranged, eccentric uncle who leaves behind a haunted house!
27672f No.10710
>>10708I'll get that slut pregnant If I have to pump all the semen in the world into him I will
d9b15c No.10711
>>10708Why are you such a dick to people?
c1c570 No.10712
>>10691>>10683I have realized I suck at fixing the correct links.
>>10696Anything you would mix it with?
814c96 No.10713
File: 1419462875164.jpg (528.92 KB, 850x1113, 850:1113, d281e615e81c143f588bb82f46….jpg)
>>10709Can I explore that haunted house too?
b879ac No.10714
>>10713Sure, but you'll have to spend due to some asinine agreement.
814c96 No.10715
>>10714Pff, just gonna explore other haunted houses then!
57e33e No.10716
File: 1419463034132.jpg (181.17 KB, 866x572, 433:286, How I feel about my bed fi….jpg)
>>10706It's 3comfy.
>>10707I already kinda have a few things like that. Mostly furniture and old books.
b879ac No.10717
Juat thinking a lot about treasure and sea stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1RnYfFZK2k Fave film.
>>10710OH Wolf, you always know what to say.
814c96 No.10718
File: 1419463172566.gif (658.91 KB, 600x338, 300:169, 8b7f617eaa474a3723b7d58251….gif)
>>10716Hopefully you don't snore!
62a76e No.10719
>>10710I wanna try being pregnant;;
>>10711I'm the nicest and kindest person around.
b879ac No.10720
>>10715Speaking of which, there are a few creepy places in England you'll need to explore if you consider going there.
And I mean real grim shit, not like 'In the Hood' creepy where you'll get shivved.
>>10716Well… I think I've inherited my family's long line of alcoholism and batshit crazy.
b879ac No.10721
>>10716What books did you get?
Are they written in latin and covered in talismans?
Any creepy shit?
814c96 No.10722
>>10720I actually browsed a lot of urban exploration forums a few years ago because I was really interested in exploring stuff like that. But I'm too big of a pussy to go there alone.
022b30 No.10723
>>10712I don't really mix anything with my alchohol
57e33e No.10724
>>10718I don't snore. I do sleep really heavily though, so don't worry about waking me up in the morning when you get out of bed or something.
>>10720That's not a fun inheritance.
>>10721The books are mostly really fucking old photo albums. Very thick, falling apart a little bit. Haven't really looked through them to look for creepy shit.
27672f No.10725
>>10719o.k lets get you pregnant then
>>10717you too bby~
d9b15c No.10726
814c96 No.10727
File: 1419463865727.jpg (384.72 KB, 600x798, 100:133, 8e7f4c7e6537c4c453f40843ac….jpg)
>>10724Then we're the exact opposite, I'm a pretty light-sleeper and get waken up by a lot of stuff. And I would only wake you up with breakfast in bed!
b879ac No.10728
Nearby church is rocking out on the bells for Christmas, sounds something straight out of Medievil. 30 more minutes for us in UK!
>>10724Oh, but it is.
And that's awesome, ever thought of getting them screened and put them on a USB stick in case they get destroyed?
>>10725Oh Wolf, cover me in your hot sticky silk so I can stay warm all christmas~
57e33e No.10729
>>10727>getting woken up with breakfast in bed>>10728I haven't really thought of that, no. The books and furniture aren't mine yet so that isn't even my problem. They still belong to my mom.
814c96 No.10731
File: 1419464166949.jpg (166.66 KB, 1280x1446, 640:723, 03bb7a517b620c1076909e28d3….jpg)
>>10729And if you're still sleepy I can also feed you!
57e33e No.10732
>>10731That's some waifu tier shit. pls visit.
814c96 No.10733
>>10732Well, that's my job after all, being the best waifu!
814c96 No.10735
>>10734Thanks, it's not easy!
57e33e No.10736
>>10735Why haven't I added you on steam yet exactly?
814c96 No.10737
File: 1419465050159.jpg (857.82 KB, 710x1033, 710:1033, d7236db5ffbfd8530d86517cc6….jpg)
>>10736Because I didn't really want to add anyone right now! But go ahead:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Vanser f4af6a No.10738
>you will never go back to the point where the majority actually liked you
>you will never go back to the point where Vanser liked you and actually wanted to be your friend
>you will never fix all the damage caused over the years
Niggers.
7a47e2 No.10739
>>10738Who're you?
and don't bother yourself with the majority
d9b15c No.10740
>>10738Dat's it mane, blame the niggers.
814c96 No.10741
>>10738Wow, I'm actually black.
f4af6a No.10742
>>10739>australian guyWow, finally a nationality I like. I'm Nonon, and you best not forget it.
>>10740It usually is though if you think about it.
d9b15c No.10743
814c96 No.10744
>>10743Is there a problem with that?
f4af6a No.10745
>>10741Black of heart more like!
But really tho, I do actually miss those days. I want to actually be friends with them and make people happy but i'm just prone to making mistakes, or responding wrong when they make mistakes. I'd like to try fixing things with a load of people but i'm not really good at repairs; usually I just blow and then hope it works
d9b15c No.10746
>>10744Now I feel an urge to rape you.
d080ea No.10747
if I wanted to add someone from here, who is the least weird
814c96 No.10749
>>10745No, my heart is red! And making mistakes is okay, you just have to apologize for them!
>>10746W-why?
>>10747Everyone is kinda weird here!
f4af6a No.10750
>>10749But sometimes it takes more than just apologies; things may need to be fixed too.
The hardest thing is when you know someone's in the wrong but yet nobody believes you.
814c96 No.10752
>>10750But maybe you're the one in the wrong! But the best method would be just saying, "Fuck it, how about we stop talking about this before this ends badly?"
7a47e2 No.10753
>>10742thank you!
fufu I won't
>>10747nobody who posts on this board afaik
f4af6a No.10754
>>10752But sometimes they are in the wrong, and sometimes both people are in the wrong. Unfortunately right and wrong just don't matter to some people, especially in circlejerks.
Some things you can just forget about and ignore but other things you can't.
62a76e No.10756
>>10755Was not meant to quote anyone lel
814c96 No.10757
>>10754Of course there are things that are truly wrong and people should stop doing it, but if it's only a discussion about some dumb shit just ignore it.
62a76e No.10759
>>10758If only there wasnt a sea and money issue.
333fe0 No.10760
>>10759Counterfeit money and use it to travel the sea!
62a76e No.10761
>>10760Will you come visit me in jail once I tried?
57e33e No.10763
>>10755>>10756Sure you didn't mean to quote anyone, I believe you.
333fe0 No.10764
>>10761Only if you send some of the fake money to me!
62a76e No.10765
>>10763Hey, I want your virginity too!
>>10764Youll end in jail with me, wait that might work out.
022b30 No.10766
>>10759Get an ax
cut down trees
make boat
sail across the sea
57e33e No.10767
>>10765Take a number then. I'm gonna lottery it off eventually.
62a76e No.10768
>>10766Genius, to bad I wont be cute anymore once I finally arrive.
>>10767Wow, anyone else want it to?
333fe0 No.10769
Yaaaay, I got some comfy new clothes and cash! A nice new jacket, some slippers, a sweater, and a robe~
>>10765You and I alone in a jail cell for years!
57e33e No.10770
>>10768Yeah, that's why the lottery is a thing.
814c96 No.10771
>>10770Luckily I always win at the lottery.
022b30 No.10772
>>10768I guess you're right well I am all out of ideas
57e33e No.10773
>>10771Best of luck to you.
62a76e No.10774
>>10769Would be lots of fun :B1:
>>10770I'm confused.
814c96 No.10775
>>10773Just gotta manipulate it if I lose.
57e33e No.10776
>>10774About what? People wanting my banana? Yeah, it happens.
>>10775>cheating 814c96 No.10777
>>10776It's not cheating if nobody knows it!
57e33e No.10778
>>10777You can't beat me, I go full autism when it comes to anti-cheating. The only way you'd beat me is by time traveling to change the lotto number you get.
814c96 No.10779
>>10778Luckily I'm able to do that!
57e33e No.10780
>>10779Damn, so I should just give it up to you now, huh?
814c96 No.10781
>>10780Yep, since I would win anyways!
022b30 No.10782
>>10779fucking kraut space magic
57e33e No.10783
>>10781Ok, then you have 30 days to claim your prize or it goes to whoever the runner up is.
814c96 No.10784
>>10783Only 30 days? ;_; I don't think I'm gonna make it!
c1c570 No.10786
Can I have it?
814c96 No.10787
>>10785I can't use it too often! I need to use it wisely!
57e33e No.10788
>>10786You don't meet the absolute minimum criteria, which is "have me added on steam".
>>10787Aw. Fine, I'll make it a year to claim it then.
c1c570 No.10789
>>10788What kind of bologna is this?!
57e33e No.10790
>>10789How else am I supposed to contact people to tell them that they won?
814c96 No.10791
>>10788A year sounds way better! Maybe I'm actually gonna make it then!
c1c570 No.10792
>>10790The way everyone does it! By emailing the people with "You won!"
57e33e No.10793
>>10791Great, you have until next christmas eve to claim your prize then.
>>10792But that would let people find my super sekrit email address.
c1c570 No.10794
>>10793Probably along the lines and combination of mana, banana, and Gmail.
814c96 No.10795
File: 1419474244227.jpg (523.04 KB, 1000x1381, 1000:1381, 6215d5e2f5502587e4d24b8662….jpg)
>>10793I'm gonna turn it into the best Christmas you ever had!
57e33e No.10796
>>10794Yes yes and no. Also you are missing several numbers.
>>10795I look forward to it.
c1c570 No.10797
>>10796Hotmail! And something like 6 and 9!
c1c570 No.10801
>>10799Well it's probably stupid anyways!
57e33e No.10802
>>10800No.
>>10801Enjoy not getting in the lotto, you turbobutt.
022b30 No.10803
>>10802but 19 is the atomic number of potassium why wouldn't you use that
57e33e No.10804
>>10803Because it's not a very interesting number.
27672f No.10805
>>10804potassium is fun though specially with water
022b30 No.10806
>>10804Yes it is I was born on the 19th of September
57e33e No.10807
>>10805>>10806Still a shit number.
3eaa77 No.10808
>>10803>>10804Now why would he want to be an interesting person?
27672f No.10809
>>10807you're a shit number
bc2d09 No.10813
fun fact: Bro octopus(sunshine) is an employee for Undine's fathers company in the netherlands
3eaa77 No.10814
>>10813If this is true, this is the most ironic thing I've read all year.
bc2d09 No.10815
>>10814Not really. Everybody from the Netherlands is insane.
Name one sane sft from the Netherlands, I dare you.
3eaa77 No.10816
>>10815Yeah but I'm pretty sure they both hate each other now. So there's that.
3c00fc No.10817
>>10816Doesn't Bro Octopus/Sunshine/Sunset hate nearly everyone though?
3eaa77 No.10818
>>10817Yes, yes he does actually.
27672f No.10819
>>10813doesn't he work in a bakery like one day a week?
31e9d4 No.10820
whats some nice sissy music to listen to while i cum
3eaa77 No.10822
>>10820German death metal.
62a76e No.10823
31e9d4 No.10824
>>10822is Rammstein that?
814c96 No.10826
File: 1419480891005.jpg (1.13 MB, 1240x1754, 620:877, e089c098af9c7f5c8aa31c4f64….jpg)
>>10824>Rammstein>Death metal…
31e9d4 No.10827
>>10826thats why i was asking
31e9d4 No.10829
>>10828im not anymore nevermind
331e42 No.10830
bc2d09 No.10831
bc2d09 No.10832
>>10819still more than you work you loveable lard pile
31e9d4 No.10833
27672f No.10834
>>10832oh I wasn't saying it as a bad thing
814c96 No.10835
I want to work in a bakery too!
62a76e No.10836
d080ea No.10843
>no bf to fuck your ass on christmas eve
57e33e No.10844
>>10841Mega lewd.
>>10842M-maybe a little.
>>10843pls don't give me these feels
31e9d4 No.10847
>>10846glad to see my saved stuff is being enjoyed
57e33e No.10848
>>10845Ok, gib location.
>>10846Biology is neat.
31e9d4 No.10849
>>10848n-no i mean internet fug
3c00fc No.10850
Fuck I just fapped I don't need a boner again.
31e9d4 No.10851
File: 1419485819920.jpg (Spoiler Image, 155.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1390726804576.jpg)
31e9d4 No.10853
>>10852>>10852more cum tomorrow
57e33e No.10854
>>10849That's not as fun tho, but ok I guess.
>>10850iktf
>>10853Is this your christmas gift to /ssft/? If so, thank you.
31e9d4 No.10855
File: 1419485996404.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.76 KB, 500x395, 100:79, 1391074155124.jpg)
>>10854no prob. not really a gift though.
022b30 No.10856
3c00fc No.10857
>>10855The porn on the wall tho
814c96 No.10858
File: 1419486022927.jpg (Spoiler Image, 162.1 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1414365605160-0.jpg)
P-Please stop being so lewd guys.
331e42 No.10859
>>10858Those socks are fucking amazing
57e33e No.10861
>>10855Seems like a gift to me.
>>10858why do qt traps make my penis feel funny?
31e9d4 No.10862
File: 1419486180313.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.31 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, 1393215476569.jpg)
>>10861a lot of things make my weiner feel funny
814c96 No.10863
>>10861Because you're
gay. 57e33e No.10864
>>10862What kinds of things?
>>10863Nuh-uh. /v/ told me traps aren't gay.
31e9d4 No.10865
File: 1419486282577.jpg (Spoiler Image, 484.28 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1393214121135.jpg)
3c00fc No.10867
One of these days I'll stop being depressed and work on becoming more like one of these traps instead
57e33e No.10868
>>10866If I'm the gaylord, then what does that make you for having these images?
31e9d4 No.10869
File: 1419486353259.jpg (Spoiler Image, 84.59 KB, 500x667, 500:667, 1391074330055.jpg)
>>10864dont want to list them
>>10867whyd you go offline :(
27672f No.10870
>>10867nah be your self instead
331e42 No.10871
>>10867I'm sure you can achieve it.
>>10870Maybe he wants to be a trap as well?
814c96 No.10873
>>10868I'm… not gay, I swear!
31e9d4 No.10874
sissy life~
27672f No.10875
>>10871actually you're just a terrible person who wants him to be just so that you could have another toy to go after
57e33e No.10876
>>10867ONE DAY.
>>10869but they called me gay ;_;
>>10873Uh-huh, sure.
022b30 No.10877
Quit trying to turn me gay with these pics
e41ce2 No.10880
>>10874Hi lewdie, what's your name?
814c96 No.10881
>>10876You just said liking traps isn't gay!
31e9d4 No.10882
File: 1419486676471.jpg (Spoiler Image, 220.36 KB, 1280x1127, 1280:1127, 1391075337422.jpg)
>>10878>>10880why you wanna know my name?
e41ce2 No.10883
>>10882Because I want to talk to you about your saved lewd pics and where you're finding all this stuff. From the filenames I can tell a little, but not much, and the thread is lewd enough :(
31e9d4 No.10884
>>10883I got them from years of lurking. Whats your name?
e41ce2 No.10885
>>10884It's me,
your hero!
57e33e No.10886
>>10881So? You're still gay. :^)
814c96 No.10887
File: 1419486987315.png (Spoiler Image, 139.63 KB, 594x514, 297:257, 14172369903803.png)
31e9d4 No.10888
>>10885Oh we already know each other :p
e41ce2 No.10890
>>10889
>posting pics of another game he never played 814c96 No.10891
File: 1419487136803.png (Spoiler Image, 232.31 KB, 383x492, 383:492, 1419343341000.png)
>>10889If I'm gay you're gay too!
31e9d4 No.10892
>>10889a cute hole is a cute hole
57e33e No.10893
>>10890I'll get to it eventually. Maybe.
>>10891You'll be more gay when I stick my dick in your butt.
>>10892No argument here.
814c96 No.10894
>>10893If that makes me gay I wouldn't mind.
31e9d4 No.10895
File: 1419487355525.jpg (Spoiler Image, 276.17 KB, 960x544, 30:17, 1392169188482.jpg)
>>10893what lewd stuff you like?
57e33e No.10896
>>10894It'll be lots of lewd fun.
>>10895Well, traps are cool. There's a lot of stuff I like fapping to though.
31e9d4 No.10897
>>10896I meant with other people…
31e9d4 No.10899
>>10898you erp or lewd chat to people :O
57e33e No.10900
>>10899The only couple times I tried erp were super vanilla. Just talking lewd to people is about the same.
31e9d4 No.10901
>>10900Well lets do something sometime~
57e33e No.10902
>>10901Who even are you? Do I have you added?
57e33e No.10904
31e9d4 No.10905
>>10904hmmm…we talked today
57e33e No.10906
>>10905I've talked to like 30 people today and closed almost all of those chats.
31e9d4 No.10907
>>10906you are mana banana right? There isn't a secret evil banana trying to get me is there?
57e33e No.10908
>>10907I am the one and only mana banana, yes.
d9b15c No.10910
You people are mega gay.
1d574a No.10911
>>10910I don't know what I walked in on.
e41ce2 No.10912
d9b15c No.10913
>>10912DON'T DENY IT.
>>10911Could be worse, I woke up and I instantly saw trap dicks.
TOO SOON
e41ce2 No.10916
d9b15c No.10917
2eab66 No.10918
2eab66 No.10919
>>10916>>10918My fucking UID changed again
bf9c90 No.10920
>>10918
>not gay>hugs a man bf9c90 No.10922
>>10921HELLO IT'S CHRISTMAS BEHAVE!
bf9c90 No.10924
b879ac No.10925
MERRY CHRISTMAS, FAGGOTS!
I got £50 on Steam and a lot of booze.
Time to get wasted.
bf9c90 No.10926
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my Senpai gave to me…
…nothing, he didn't even notice, just like the other 11 days. what asshole decided for that song to have 12 days anyways, that doesn't make sense, when i was a kid i thought maybe it was a jewish thing, but that's 8 nights. whatever, the gifts in that song suck anyways, you ever notice that half of them are just a shitload of birds 2 turtle doves, 3 french hens, 4 calling birds, 6 geese a laying, 7 swans a swimming, plus that rick ross wannabee partridge chillin in the pear tree. the hell you expect me to do with all those birds. then leaping lords and piping pipers, wth. I'd take the maids-a-milking and give them japanese maid outfits and cat ears. then i'd pawn those golden rings, and buy a bunch of booze and hentai, to drown the endless sorrow
Because Senpai will never notice meeeeeee!
b879ac No.10927
>>10926Oh joyous caroller, have a candy cane which I drew on MS Paint
814c96 No.10928
>>10926Will senpai ever notice me? ;_;
bf9c90 No.10929
>>10928Never, fuck senpai.
He doesn't even respond to our texts!
814c96 No.10930
>>10929But he does respond to my texts!
f4af6a No.10931
Don't really have time to talk today, but just popping into saying merry christmas to y'all.
Also I feel like being nice so uh… Nana I like your hair
c94149 No.10932
>>10931have a good christmas ros-chan
f4af6a No.10933
>>10932You too but
>ros-chanI'm Nonon!!!
814c96 No.10934
>>10931Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
7f9d21 No.10936
62a76e No.10937
>brother in my room playing vidya for the holiday
>decide to sleep and lie in bed
>start masturbating with finger in butt while he's in the room
It was a good thing he didnt turn around.
c94149 No.10938
>>10933you'll always be ros-chan to me silly
b879ac No.10939
>>10937That's some risky shit.
I tip my hat to you.
If I had one.
bf9c90 No.10941
>>10930He's not really my senpai though,
He looks good though!
b879ac No.10942
814c96 No.10943
>>10941I don't know who you mean!
bf9c90 No.10944
>>10943Kevin randomly texted me wishing me a merry christmas
814c96 No.10945
>>10944Cool, I guess? That's not my senpai though.
bf9c90 No.10946
Are you still friends with him Vanser?
814c96 No.10947
>>10946Yep, really good friend I can talk about pretty much everything for hours.
bf9c90 No.10948
>niece watching frozen
>trying my hardest not to mumble along with let it go
Being an adult is suffering
ca94ba No.10950
>>10938Remind me of who you are though pls
3c00fc No.10951
Merry Christmas everyone! What have y'all gotten today? I got these, some other new clothes, a 2TB HDD, speakers, and cash~
31e9d4 No.10952
>>10951I got clothes and other boring things that I needed
57e33e No.10953
I got a $100 bill and a $50 gamestop gift card, which I'm going to use to buy the KH 2.5 HD remix.
bf9c90 No.10954
31e9d4 No.10955
anyone got an amiibo?
814c96 No.10956
Got 200€ and my sister tells me she wants to buy me some new clothes, maybe I should tell her I want a dress or something like that.
>>10954What's embarrassing about that? It's your little niece. I would sing with her all day if she wants too!
>>10954 bf9c90 No.10957
>>10956Others would hear.
814c96 No.10958
>>10957So? It's family, who cares?
f4af6a No.10959
Welp, ate too much christmas dinner as always. That plus the drinks i've had is making me drowsy and a little sick :_;
But fuck it, i'll drink some more
f4af6a No.10960
>tfw slept with a buttplug in
I think i'm a slut
3c00fc No.10961
>>10957>>10958Exactly. If you can't act silly to make a child happy, I dunno man something's wrong with that.
814c96 No.10962
>>10959No, put your glass down and drink some more water or it will only get worse.
3eaa77 No.10963
Money, money, clothes, money, and ummmmm…money!
I got some black undershirts. Now I can be the edgiest of them all!
57e33e No.10964
31e9d4 No.10965
>>10960>tfw came with someone at the same timegood feel
3c00fc No.10966
>>10960Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
>>10963You're on the way to great things
b879ac No.10967
>>10960Yup, megaslut.
Now all you need is matching ring gags and padded handcuffs to get to the next level.
f4af6a No.10968
>>10962But what's the point in being sobre on christmas day? I'm not a damn fruit.
>>10963Don't you have to be /fit/ to pull off black undershirts tho?
814c96 No.10969
>>10967Handcuffs are pretty arousing, but not padded ones. Those look kinda cheesy.
b879ac No.10970
>>10969My reason being is that they don't chaff so you can sleep.
But yeah, normal ones will work too.
814c96 No.10971
>>10968If I'm a fruit can I be a strawberry then?
814c96 No.10972
>>10970But that's the point of handcuffs, that it's gonna be rough!
f4af6a No.10973
>>10964>>10966>>10967Rude! Maybe I'll wear it to work someday
31e9d4 No.10974
3c00fc No.10975
Thigh highs or kneesocks?
>>10973>wearing it to workLET IT BE KNOWN SLUT CONFIRMED
b879ac No.10976
>>10972I guess so.
Better get some anklets in there too.
>>10973Good lord.
May as well go the whole hog and keep loads of cum up there too.
b879ac No.10977
>>10975Get both, choose one for weekends.
3eaa77 No.10978
>>10966I'll let everyone know these shirts is as black as my
gloves.>>10968Wait? Do I?!
3c00fc No.10979
>>10978>black glovesI think I'm bleeding ow the edge
>>10977I could do that…
f4af6a No.10980
>>10978Yeah i figured undershirts look best when you're fit. If you're just a skellington they'll look lame tbh
f4af6a No.10981
>>10974>>10975:-;
>>10976>keep loads of cum up there too.But where do I order that online?
b879ac No.10982
>>10981I'm sorry for getting so rude, I'm just a bit annoyed because I ain't drunk.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Str8cam-SPUNK-Hybrid-Cum-Lube/dp/B006X73KJ2That or get freaky the morning before with someone ;w;
f4af6a No.10983
>>10982>fakeI'd prefer the real thing…
814c96 No.10984
>>10983Then it's time to sell your body!
31e9d4 No.10985
>>10983get a baddragon dildo with the pump and fill yourself
3eaa77 No.10987
>>10979I can't help it! They are
leather!>>10980Well I only plan to wear them
under my shirts for the winter!
f4af6a No.10988
>>10984Who to? It's ded around here :_;
b879ac No.10989
>>10983Hence the freaky before work option!
f4af6a No.10990
>>10987I'm confused, I thought you were meant to wear stuff over your clothes to keep warm in the winter?
Like in the summer I might just wear a shirt, but in the winter i'll wear a sweater over it. You americans and your fashion.
814c96 No.10991
>>10988Go on the street at night and enough people will stop by with their car if you're attractive enough!
31e9d4 No.10992
>>10991no he should use the internet
3c00fc No.10993
>>10987>Leather glovesI'm kind of curious to see what you look like in general now.
f4af6a No.10994
>>10985I can't afford stuff like that!
814c96 No.10995
>>10994But you will if you whore out yourself!
f4af6a No.10996
>>10995But there's nobody to whore myself out to!
3eaa77 No.10997
>>10982Yeah but is this stuff as good as Bad Dragon?
>>10990Button up shirts and all. Or if I'm too lazy to put on any clothes so I just put on a hoodie and undershirt.
>>10993W-what do you mean by that?
3c00fc No.10998
>>10997I wanna see if you actually pull the look off!
31e9d4 No.10999
>>10996whore yourself on the internet. NO monies for funnies
814c96 No.11000
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>>10996Then you must be really ugly!
b879ac No.11001
>>10997I dunno, never dared to use Bad Dragon lube!
f4af6a No.11002
>>11000>saying such horrible things on christmas day…or perhaps, contrary to popular relief around these parts, not everybody lives in some big city with loadsa people?
My town isn't that big so i'd rather do nothing here because everyone knows everyone, but travel is expensive in my region too for some reason.
Rude.
814c96 No.11003
>>11002But riding a bike is free!
f4af6a No.11004
>>11003Places aren't close enough to cycle too though.
b879ac No.11005
>>11002Could always whore yourself out to me!
Going into different towns and making a scene is sorta my thing.
So bad that I'm not allowed in Blackpool anymore.
814c96 No.11006
>>11004How far away is the next big city?
3eaa77 No.11007
>>10998Probably not!
Whatever that look is…I'm way too
manly to pull off anything edgy!
>>11001Oh wow, what a shame!
f4af6a No.11008
>>11006About 20 miles I think? But even then it's not that big, it's got a population of under 60k.
Plus i'm not gonna cycle that far, especially in the winter.
814c96 No.11009
>>11008What? Only 20 miles? That only takes like 90 minutes at most! Stop being lazy!
f4af6a No.11010
That's 20 miles direct, but obviously you're gonna have to go up and down and around lots of roads.
Cycling 20+ miles in winter on busy roads does not seem appealing to me at all.
f4af6a No.11011
>>11010Plus not to mention that there's a lot of hills and shit too
814c96 No.11012
>>11010>>11011I only see excuses!
f4af6a No.11013
>>11012Yes, reasonable excuses. Contrary to popular belief, excuses do exist for a reason.
814c96 No.11014
>>11013There are good and bad excuses and your excuses are lame! Break your leg or something like that, that would be a good excuse. But with your excuses you just look lazy to me !
f4af6a No.11015
>>11014Not wanting to cycle over 20 miles, many parts of the journey uphill, in winter is a bad excuse? I might not even find anyone there anyway; we're not degenerates like the rest of you damn europoors, that wear your cocks on your sleeves
814c96 No.11016
>>11015Sorry for not being prude like you wannabe Americans.
f4af6a No.11017
>>11016I'm too drowsy for this argument.
Anyhow it's a lot of effort, and not everyone is some 11/10 qt trap who can just pull their pantsu down and get a dick in
814c96 No.11018
>>11017There are always a lot of desperate people out there who would give everything they see a good dicking. So don't give up!
f4af6a No.11019
>>11018Maybe but not as many around here
31e9d4 No.11020
I just saw someones legs last night, he didnt want to show me cause they were hairy but they still look delicious
814c96 No.11021
>>11019Then use some websites to find someone. Are did those sites got banned too in the UK?
814c96 No.11022
f4af6a No.11023
>>11021Sites like what? Most are shit and full of lame stuff like having to pay to send messages
814c96 No.11024
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>>11023I can only think of Okcupid right now, but I bet there are a lot of other dating sites!
b879ac No.11025
>>11021UK Law still refers anal sex as buggery.
b879ac No.11026
f4af6a No.11027
>>11024Yeah but not many people use it around here it seems, and plus I bet nobody on there would want me :_;
814c96 No.11028
Living in the UK must be pretty horrible. Bad football clubs, everyone has bad teeth, everyone is a alcoholic, bad weather…
>>11026Y-you suck!
>>11027There is always somebody out there who wants you.
b879ac No.11029
>>11028Well, not everyone has bad teeth.
But the alcoholism, booze and football….
Plus, you suck like a Dyson hoover, you sucky vacuum of suck.
f4af6a No.11030
>>11028>There is always somebody out there who wants you.Lies.
814c96 No.11031
>>11029But I like to suck!
>>11030How is that a lie?
b879ac No.11032
>>11030No, truth.
Just usually they want you for entirely different reasons.
Money, company or because you're funny.
b879ac No.11033
>>11031I mean in the non sexual way, but you suck at sucking cock too!
31e9d4 No.11034
Hey guys, check out my new amiibo.
022b30 No.11035
>Grandma got money for everyone except me and and one of my brothers
I don't know how to feel about this
f4af6a No.11036
814c96 No.11037
>>11034>tiles as floorYikes.
>>11033But I suck at everything I do!
>>11035Silly grandma.
3eaa77 No.11038
>>11034The regular sized amiibos are scary enough…
>>11035What a mean grandma! Maybe she got you some Russian Standard instead!
b879ac No.11039
>>11034Cool, never knew what they were though.
>>11035Bet you upset him, or he forgot about you.
>>11037Yes cutie, yes you do.
You need little helpers.
814c96 No.11040
>>11036Nope you sillyhead, it's not true. You still have 60 years to live, you will find someone that also wants you! Why always see things in a negative way? Life's no fun like that.
31e9d4 No.11041
>>11039its like shitty skylanders shit
022b30 No.11042
>>11038Nope didn't get a thing from her
>>11039Maybe but my little brother got money and he is a dick to her
3eaa77 No.11043
>>11042…Man. What the fuck?
31e9d4 No.11044
>>11042I partially know this feel
b879ac No.11045
>>11041Good lord, it has begun.
The great apocalypse of Nintendo fan's wallets have begun.
31e9d4 No.11046
>>11045Yea I must get mario and little mac
022b30 No.11047
>>11043Exactly
>>11044Partially? Either way I feel rather confused about this.
31e9d4 No.11048
>>11047I get less things in general since I'm older.
3eaa77 No.11049
>>11047Maybe she has a special surprise?
022b30 No.11050
>>11048I am used to getting less as well but all my siblings but one are older then me and they got money from her. It'd be one thing if no one else got anything but when its just me and my one brother who didn't its weird.
>>11049No she doesn't
31e9d4 No.11051
>>11050Relatives have favorites. I'm sorry to say but it's true from my experience. Not sure if this is the case right now.
3eaa77 No.11052
>>11050You want me to beat her up?
022b30 No.11053
>>11051I know i guess she likes 6 out of 8 grandkids
>>11052No i apreciate the thought though
31e9d4 No.11054
>>11053Im very sorry to hear mate :(
b879ac No.11055
>>11053What's your steam? I;m gonna do something about this
022b30 No.11056
>>11054Thanks, Its all fine
>>11055You don't have to but if you do make it something cheap I wasn't trying to guilt trip or anything
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Burt19 3eaa77 No.11057
Time for departure!
>>11056Hmmm, interesting list there!
b879ac No.11058
>>11056THE DEED IS DONE
THE RITUAL HAS GONE ON SUCCESSFULLY
KRAMPUS MUST BE PLEASED
022b30 No.11059
>>11057I guess it is
>>11058Thanks again
43650a No.11060
Merry Christmas, /sft/!
I hope everyone has a wonderful day.
b879ac No.11062
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>>11060I NEED MORE BOOOOOZE
b879ac No.11064
Here's a xmas game we can play.
I'll post up a review and you'll have to guess what review the game is for.
> Game no 1. It's like living in LA with all the naked white people trying to kill you over nothing
> Game no 2. It's like roulette; fun until it turns into Russian.
> Game no 3. I found a man in full kevlar
He made me his personal slave and feed me nothing but beans until he killed me over a blood bag
10/10
> Game no.3 Dark Souls meets Ghosts'n'Goblins.
b879ac No.11065
Oh, and I can start up an Boardgameonline board for us to join, if you'd like?
b879ac No.11067
>>11066Trick question, but was actually Rust.
378b98 No.11068
>>11065More like RNGonline!
b879ac No.11070
>>11069I know right, so think, what the fuck would be Game No.1?
>>11068Not so, winning is losing, like Mario Kart
022b30 No.11071
>>11070Ill be honest I haven't a clue
b879ac No.11072
>>11071Fuckin' 'The Forest', I love hilarious reviews.
Another for The Forest.
My First Game:
>Plane crash>Jump out>Follow the tips>Yay, a shelter and fire>Sleeps>Kidnapped by hippies>Wake up in hippy cave>Weird floating thing giving birth to weird flippy things>Darn hippies>Climb out of hippy cave>Run back to shelter>It's night>Learns how to make fire stick>Tries to sleep while holding fire stick>Shelter burns>Attacked by group of hippes>Dies"You survived 0 days"
10/10 would do it all again.
022b30 No.11073
>Tries to sleep while holding fire stick
>Shelter burns
That sounds awesome
62a76e No.11074
I'm home, drunk again, merry christmas.
7f9d21 No.11075
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i wanted to eat macaroni and i had everything prepared to start boiling it and all and then i only had like tiny bit of macaroni left and then i punched the wall
now my knuckles are all pink
>>11074y-you too
d9b15c No.11076
Finally Christmas is over.
Feels good to have a one sided family.
b879ac No.11077
>>11074I wish I was drunk. ;w;
62a76e No.11078
>>11075Don't you feel sad for your wall? That's a bit hrash agains it.
>>11077Then drink!
b879ac No.11079
>>11078Nothing to drink.
Drank like… a bottle of Baileys and finished that.
I should've shopped ahead.
f4af6a No.11080
>>11064The last one is Volgarr the Viking!
814c96 No.11081
>>11076Hopefully you enjoyed it!
f4af6a No.11082
>half the people have gone to bed and the other half are just watching Alan Carr and other bad tv
Well fuck, at least playing with my nieces in animal pj's was nice :3
b879ac No.11083
>>11082No amount of alcohol can make this shit more interesting. Cute that you did that though.
Did you watch Doctor Who?
>>11080NOPE!
Rogue Legacy.
62a76e No.11084
>>11076Did you get drunk?
>>11079Get some to drink! And shouldnt you be drunk after a baileys?
f4af6a No.11085
>>11083Nope. We've got family around and only two of us watch it so we couldn't
d9b15c No.11086
>>11084I never drink remember.
>>11081It was okay. Literally watched Frozen twice.
b879ac No.11087
>>11084Nope, if I am, I can't feel it.
For me, drunk is 3 glasses of lager, a double rum and coke and 2 shots of baileys
And everywhere is closed. Gonna make up for New Year.
>>11085Shame, I'm sorta glancing at the tv.
And it's was sorta cool, if you were wondering. I remember last special was SHIT.
814c96 No.11088
>>11086Hopefully you sang the second time.
b879ac No.11089
Came up this idea with this sort of buttplug, a frozen layer of butter followed by chili and more butter and then mint then poprocks. Each layer melting to release the nasty substance.
Hot, cold, then electricity was the theme. Ran it through a friend who is a total masochist, would make a good RP story but not in real life.
What you think?
d9b15c No.11090
>>11088No because we watched the Dutch dub. I kept quietly singing along to the English version in my head though.
814c96 No.11091
>>11090I gotta have to listen to the Dutch version of Let It Go now. But I'm lucky I never watched Frozen before and never will!
d9b15c No.11092
>>11091Neither have I, but she got it as a present and wanted to see it on the TV, I had nothing else to do.
Seems like a really short movie though.
f4af6a No.11093
>>11091>But I'm lucky I never watched Frozen before and never will!I haven't seen it yet either but why are you so against it? I know it's kind of a popular "meme movie", but it's still meant to be pretty good.
d9b15c No.11094
>>11093Eh, it's an okay movie with a decent plot and funny random stuff thrown into it made to please 5 year olds.
814c96 No.11095
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>>11093Look at the CGI. The way everything looks just creeps me out.
62a76e No.11096
>>11086Oh, you can smoke then!
>>11087waht… I drink like 5 beers and Im flying.
Have fun not being drunk haha.
f4af6a No.11097
814c96 No.11099
>>11097Says the person who wanted me to fart on them yesterday.
d9b15c No.11100
>>11096I don't smoke.
>>11095It was weird, one moment it ran so smooth and then after it didn't.
b879ac No.11101
>>11096Well, I may be drunk but not that aware of it. Dunno.
Do feel lewder a little, just thinking about straight jackets and stuff.
814c96 No.11102
>>11100Just everything looks so weird. Especially the facial animations.
f4af6a No.11103
>>11099Says the person who lost 2 world wars and 1 world cup.
>>11102I'll give you a facial in a minute you dumb slut
814c96 No.11104
>>11103But we got 4 world cups. And the world would be a better place if Germany had won the second world war. That's a fact. But Italy fucked everything up. Italy is even worse than France.
And no, you're the only slut here.
b879ac No.11105
>>11104Germany would be a better place if someone more level headed was in power.
f4af6a No.11106
>And the world would be a better place if Germany had won the second world war.
*tips fedora*
How does it feel to be 16?
Also no you're the slut
814c96 No.11107
>>11105What? Germany is the best place in Europe, just look at all the other countries. Everyone would be fucked without Germany.
>>11106It's still true. And no, you're the slut.
b879ac No.11108
>>1110516 year old sluts are the best sluts.
So naive. So corruptable~
62a76e No.11109
>>11100Well, theres also esctary and mdma! Don't be so anti-fun
>>11101Haha, you're so used to be being drunk it feels normal?
And I always become a horny pervert drunk.
>involving nationality because they can't find any insult. f4af6a No.11110
>>11107It's not true you homo.
>And no, you're the slut.Prove it~
>>11109Grey hopy suxck mt sidck
814c96 No.11111
>>11110Look at these threads and what you write and then tell me you're not a slut.
378b98 No.11112
The sister and mother all have the same exact face. That's pretty lazy if you ask me.
d9b15c No.11113
>>11109
>Taking drugs ifnront of a 6 year oldNo thanks!
b879ac No.11114
>>11107I meant someone levelheaded during WW2.
And on the subject, Europe sucks.
It's like a half decent combination of countries, half day care centre.
>>11109I think that's the case.
I want my lowly shitfaced drunk, not normal drunk. ;-;
I chat a lot of bullshit drunk, drunk is best way to play Dungeons and Dragons.
>Not getting shitfaced and typing insults into poems. 814c96 No.11115
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>>11114Hitler was pretty bad at leading wars, but we could have still invaded Russia earlier and won if Italy didn't lose against a bunch of black people with stick and stones.
b879ac No.11116
>>11115Black people with sticks and stones are the worse. Civ V taught me that.
>Fucking Aztecs>Fucking Shaka Zulu>Fucking Ghandi b879ac No.11117
>>11115And you can always tell how a civ is gonna give you shit by black:sticks/stones ratio.
Same applies to Rust and Day Z.
62a76e No.11118
>>11110You're probably drunk so you wouldnt get it up lel
>>11113Well, you do it after they sleep! And that was barely the point, its about doing stuff to have fun..
>>11114Chatting and talking isn't fun drunk, it's actions thats fun! doing silly stuff!
f4af6a No.11119
>>11111Well hmmpf maybe i am a bit lewd but but but…
fine hmpf, whatever you bully ;;
814c96 No.11120
>>11116Never played Civ 5, just not my kind of game. The only strategy game I'm good at is… there is actually none.
>>11119Don't mess with the biggest bully around here!
f4af6a No.11121
>>11118It's up enough to go in that whore mouth of yours!!!
b879ac No.11122
>>11118That's why you get on D&D.
>Every campaign with me leads to the whole city/town being set on fire and destroyed for some reason.
>Actually kept a tally of shit that was destroyed, 4 towns, 2 cities, one forest and one cabin. 378b98 No.11123
>>11115Don't forget the Japanese. Pretty sure all your allies were useless.
d9b15c No.11124
>>11118No one to have fun with then.
b879ac No.11125
>>11120>>11120Not even Advance Wars? .o.
814c96 No.11126
>>11123The movie Pearl Harbor wouldn't exist without them, so they did something good! I like the movie, kinda cheesy but entertaining.
>>11125Nope, but Fire Emblem!
b879ac No.11127
>>11126I never actually played Fire Emblem.
I feel so inexperienced.
f4af6a No.11128
Should I get Bravely Default? It's £25.99 on the eShop, and I have £15 credit on it already.
I know it's not much of a discount considering it probably costs that much at full price in america but… I haven't seen it cheaper anywhere else in the UK
814c96 No.11129
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>>11127If you got an 3DS FE: Awakening would be a pretty good start with the series since it's easier than the other games. It's like Advance Wars but with a fantasy setting.
b879ac No.11130
>>11128Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. It's difficult to say.
I got it, didn't complete it because I lost interest. It's okay, not really hot shit, but ok.
814c96 No.11131
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>>11128Good game, but the second half… meh.
b879ac No.11132
>>11131I recognize that artist!
He drew Victim Girls!
62a76e No.11133
>>11121So fucking rude!
>>11124Shit, well, would you get drunk if you had people to do it with?
b879ac No.11134
>>11129Noted friend, I always like Final Fantasy Tactics too.
d9b15c No.11135
>>11133I probably would lol.
814c96 No.11136
>>11132Yep, Fatalpulse/Asanagi, probably one of my favorite artists!
>>11134I still have FF:T on the GBA lying around here somewhere but never played it… maybe I should do that soon!
b879ac No.11137
>>11136His stuff is so brutal too.
>That one with the robots>And the other where the main guy like… steals a princess and literally goes ham on a town with collective penises.>>11136 378b98 No.11138
>>11128Do you like JRPGs?
Do you like Square Enix?
Do you like Final Fantasy games?
Do you like Final Fantasy III?
If you said no to any of these questions, then yes.
That's pretty expensive. If you tried the demo and liked the game, then sure!
You even get some extra stuff at the start if you play the demo.
5b5f7f No.11139
Added 40$ to steam wallet. Is Lords of the Fallen worth it?
814c96 No.11140
>>11137Pretty good stuff if you like it rough. And I especially like it how big the thighs are always, hngggggggg.
931629 No.11141
>>11139I think that it's like a few hours long so I'd say no, but what do I know
b879ac No.11142
>>11140Thighs, ass, tits, and the blowjobs. @w@
5b5f7f No.11143
>>11141How disappointing! Oh well, thanks!
814c96 No.11144
>>11142That's everything you need.
b879ac No.11145
>>11144I like Shindo L's occasional stuff too.
d9b15c No.11146
814c96 No.11147
>>11145Like him too, but his stuff sometimes is too sad. ;_;
5b5f7f No.11148
b879ac No.11149
>>11147Tears make the perfect lube.
And it's rare that something as base as porn gives you the sads.
d9b15c No.11150
I want to resub to FF14 so badly after listening to piano versions of the OST.
That game was so pretty.
>>11148GTA 5….
5b5f7f No.11151
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d9b15c No.11152
>>11151Why not buy that for pc?
5b5f7f No.11153
>>11152>check for steam preorder out of excitement>nothingWhy do this to me? ;
___;
d9b15c No.11154
>>1115327th of Januari though
f4af6a No.11155
>>11138Yes
Yes
Yes, some
Haven't played it.
But even then, I haven't played a JRPG in years so I dunno if i'll still like them.
Yeah it is still quite expensive. Euro pricing is shit. It's only 35% off but I cant expect much better ;_;
27672f No.11156
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>sister gives me some nice crappy b rated horror movies
>mother gives me the same shit she always does something really stupid and then a pissing notebook
why's my sister a better mother then my actual mom?
3c00fc No.11157
>>11128Thanks for reminding me I still need to get a 3DS to play stuff like that. And a Vita if there's anything worth getting on there.
022b30 No.11159
>>11158
31e9d4 No.11161
>>11159time to become the liquor
3eaa77 No.11162
>>11155The only reason to play an JRPG is for the story and characters. The gameplay makes it fun, but it's easy unless you're stupid. Unless it's like Tales, or some kind of Action JRPG.
That's with 35% off?
>>11156Your mom must hate you.
>>11157Only if you like Japanese niche titles.
3c00fc No.11163
>>11162What sort of Japanese niche titles are on there? Anything worth noting besides life and hometown?
3eaa77 No.11164
>>11163Gravity Rush
Soul Sacrifice
Ys: Memories of Celcetia
Freedom Wars
That's some that I have. Honestly a lot of titles are going to be remakes or so. So it depends how you feel about that. Tales of Hearts R is on there. A remake, but it was never released outside of Japan before. There's some Atelier title on there, not sure if it's a remake or not. There's also a Katamari game on there if you ever liked that. Danganropa is on there if you like those kinds of games, but fuck NISA.
3c00fc No.11165
>>11164A lot of weeb games seem to be coming to PC now too…
I'll have to look at price of the vita+games vs probability of the games being ported
57e33e No.11166
>tfw your family members want to play poker but don't know how it works
Truly they are the most horrifying of opponents.
814c96 No.11167
>>11166Fuck poker, Mau Mau is where it's at.
3eaa77 No.11169
>>11165Yeah like Hyperdimension Neptunia was re-released for the Vita, but it's coming out for the PC too.
I can't say I regret buying it myself. It doesn't have a lot of games, but it does have some good ones. Even if some are remakes.
>>11166Can you play Poker?
27672f No.11170
>>11162no she thinks I'm a child and treats me as such
57e33e No.11171
>>11167No.
>>11168We were playing texas hold 'em. They just didn't understand some of the concepts. Like checking.
>>11169Yeah, I'm alright at it. I know the rules I just forget the order of what beats what.
3c00fc No.11172
>>11169It has the benefit of being portable and me not liking phone games, but I kinda like listening to music and looking out the window while I'm on the go anyway.
931629 No.11173
>>11171I suggest teaching em after you rip em off
814c96 No.11174
>>11171>hating on Mau MauI'm gonna make you like it!
57e33e No.11175
>>11173Well we weren't playing for real money or anything. If we were, I might've actually tried instead of intentionally losing so much.
>>11174Honestly, I haven't even heard of it before. But I bet it's shit.
57e33e No.11177
>>111761v1 me at poker, faget
931629 No.11178
>>11175Me n my folks always put 50€ into the bet and we bring out the chips. Winner gets it all while the guy that came second gets his bet back
814c96 No.11179
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>>11177But you have to teach it to me first!
3eaa77 No.11180
>>11170Write that in the notebook, and then hand it to her. That will teach her!
>>11171You guys need to stop playing these games you don't know.
>>11172It's whichever you prefer. You could also play it at school while on breaks. Ironically, I usually keep mine at home.
57e33e No.11181
>>11178That sounds like a good deal, but only if everyone actually knows the rules first.
>>11179>not knowing how to play pokerDo you even gamble?
>>11180I do know poker, I just need a cheat sheet to remember whether a straight beats a flush or not sometimes.
27672f No.11182
>>11180nah, it wouldn't matter
814c96 No.11183
>>11181I only gamble with Counter Strike skins and I suck at it. But can't stop. I think I'm addicted.
3c00fc No.11184
>>11180I'd use it at home too. I'd love something to play from bed. Bed is such a comfy place to be~
31e9d4 No.11185
>>11184this is why i love the wii u now
3eaa77 No.11186
>>11181Pfffft!
I don't know Poker at all.>>11182Call her a bitch?
>>11184Pretty much that! I love playing games in the comfort of my bed!
27672f No.11187
>>11186well the last time I tried to even talk with her about she cried so I don't know what to do
57e33e No.11188
>>11183A gambling addiction is bad, m'kay?
>>11186>all these fags who don't know how to play poker 3c00fc No.11189
>>11185Is there anything good for the wii u yet?
>>11186I miss my old laptop for that reason. Then again, constantly being in bed killed my back for a while.
62a76e No.11190
>tfw shitposting on /cuteboys/
3c00fc No.11191
>>11190You said you were busy! Too busy shitposting to talk to me?!
814c96 No.11192
>>11188I know, but I can't stop!
31e9d4 No.11193
>>11189smash, mayro krat, and hyrule warriors. maybe bayonetta
62a76e No.11194
>>11191Yes, typing long ass replies to them is tough work
57e33e No.11195
>>11190Does anything even happen there anymore? I kinda stopped visiting like way before halloween.
>>11192You should find another addiction! Like
playing good video games 814c96 No.11196
>>11195But I'm already addicted to good video games. Maybe I should get addicted to bananas?
3c00fc No.11197
>>11193I'll need a longer list before I get a console :/
3eaa77 No.11198
>>11187…Huh. I'm out of ideas too.
>>11188Never had a reason to play. Or anyone to teach me.
>>11189It's nice to be able to sit in bed sometimes at least.
57e33e No.11199
>>11196I could help with that.
>>11198Then go learn now. /ssft/
strip poker night when?
3c00fc No.11200
814c96 No.11201
>>11199Sure, I would lick your whole banana every day of the week.
27672f No.11202
>>11199only if it's black jack cos I only know how to play that
57e33e No.11203
>>11200But not everyone knows how to play! It wouldn't be fair.
>>11201My banana would be very ok with that.
>>11202Poker or bust.
27672f No.11204
3c00fc No.11205
>>11203Just means I get naked first! Er, the people who don't know how to play, I totally do…
814c96 No.11206
>>11203And then I'm gonna take a bite. Does your banana like that too?
3eaa77 No.11207
>>11205Guess I better [spoiler]not play then. I don't want to lose.[/spoiler.]
3eaa77 No.11208
>>11207Why have you betrayed me period?!
022b30 No.11209
>>11205This sounds like reverse psychology.
2eab66 No.11210
3c00fc No.11211
>>11210Oh my, did you write that all yourself?
>>11209Rude!
>>11207The risk is part of the fun!
57e33e No.11212
>>11204Blackjack a shit.
>>11205You just wanna be naked, huh?
>>11206Do not bite the banana.
>>11210Poorly written fiction/10, apply yourself better in the future.
27672f No.11213
>>11212I'll fuck your lips into a stupor
022b30 No.11214
>>11211>Rude!So I was right wasn't I?
3eaa77 No.11215
>>11210Reads like a 13 year old wrote it.
>>11211Too much risk for me!
3c00fc No.11216
>>11214I'm not sure!
>>11215Live on the wild side!
2eab66 No.11218
>>11210It wasn't me, I just thought you might enjoy it ;~;
57e33e No.11219
>>11212No you won't m8.
>>11217Good.
022b30 No.11220
>>11216Thats all the confirmation I need.
57e33e No.11221
>>11219>I accidentally replied to myselfWell, I'm retarded.
3c00fc No.11222
>>11220I'm kinds confused. Am I trying to make us not play or play?
022b30 No.11223
>>11222Confusing you was the point to throw you off your game
3c00fc No.11224
>>11223I see, you're a sneaky devil! I'll just have to get naked to outsmart you outsmarting me!
2eab66 No.11225
>>11221I'm embarrassed for you, mango-kun
022b30 No.11226
>>11224Damn outfoxed again!
27672f No.11227
>>11219seems like I just did nerdlord
57e33e No.11228
>>11225T-thanks.
>>11227NUHUH
27672f No.11229
>>11228yusuh wanna fuck about it?
3c00fc No.11230
>tfw knew this morning I shouldn't go online because drama would ruin the holiday
>tfw I was right
c94149 No.11231
57e33e No.11232
>>11229I'm good, I'm busy being a massive faggot.
>>11230What drama?
62a76e No.11234
mfw someone says good night to me but stays 'online'
Its been 2 hours now
27672f No.11236
>>11234chill it means they left their computer on
62a76e No.11238
>>11235shit happens.
>>11236No, then they would go 'away' and 'soonze' after not touching their pc for 5 mins and 2 hours.
>>11237>:T 27672f No.11239
>>11238thats' what you assume, they also could of forgotten
62a76e No.11240
>>11239No you retard, steam automatically sets you away after your pc not being touched for 5mins.
wtf
27672f No.11241
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>>11240yeah well fuck you too then
5b5f7f No.11242
>>11239smug_anime_girl.jpg
c94149 No.11243
i feel like drinking, i'm getting better but still a bit sick, maybe bourbon is okay
how bad is it to drink while still sick?
5b5f7f No.11244
>>11243I've done it before. I don't recommend it though. I just remember feeling even more sick while drunk at the same time. It was an odd feeling that I find hard to explain.
27672f No.11245
>>11243so long as you're not taking pills while doing so
022b30 No.11246
Why is vodka so great?
3eaa77 No.11247
Fell asleep, whoops!
>>11246Because you love it so much!
022b30 No.11249
>>11247I love vodka and vodka loves me its all I need
3eaa77 No.11250
>>11248;_;
>>11249You should marry vodka.
022b30 No.11251
>>11250I don't think NY state recognizes marriages between Man and Vodka
I should marry a Russian woman that would be close enough maybe
2eab66 No.11252
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Banana, explain this shit
57e33e No.11253
>>11252Animals get into houses sometimes, so what? I've had turtles and possums in my backyard and these cute little lizard things have actually gotten in on a few occasions. I dunno how the fuck something as big as a crab got in, but it's probably his own stupid fault like leaving a door open.
814c96 No.11254
I wish wild animals would get into my house. Like foxes or wolves.
57e33e No.11255
>>11254>wanting wild animals in your houseBut wild animals can actually be dangerous.
27672f No.11256
>>11255you're not getting in my house then
27672f No.11258
>>11257it's more likely they're going to tame you
3eaa77 No.11259
>>11251This backwards society we live in…
>>11253Sounds like any other place if you leave the door open.
57e33e No.11260
>>11256I don't want to go in your house anyway.
>>11257I kind of doubt that you can.
>>11259That's the point. If you just leave the door or windows open, any animal can just walk in.
3eaa77 No.11261
>>11260Sometimes they get in anyways! Even if the door is locked!
Oh wait, that's just my family. 27672f No.11262
>>11260yeah you does I have video games and sweets and stuffs
814c96 No.11263
>>11260I read about it on the internet, of course I'm gonna be able to tame them!
57e33e No.11264
>>11261I giggled.
>>11262I bet it's all terrible.
>>11263Oh, then you'll be totally fine. Just remember to have a first aid kit handy.
022b30 No.11265
>>11259Well at least they cant stop me from loving it.
27672f No.11266
>>11264I bet you're just saying that to hurt my feelings, I demand you kiss them better
814c96 No.11267
>>11264Pff, there's nothing that could go wrong!
5b5f7f No.11268
>tfw no nonon online
Get online, silly!
57e33e No.11269
>>11266I dun kiss nuthin m8.
>>11267What if the wild animal wants to have its way with you?
27672f No.11270
>>11269no kisses from anything for you thens
57e33e No.11272
>>11270'kay.
>>11271But I thought you knew how to tame them. Surely it won't even be an issue where I'd need to protect you.
814c96 No.11274
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>>11272Well, not everything gonna work at first! Luckily wolves or foxes are the only wild animals here, they can't be that bad. Could be worse like bears.
57e33e No.11275
>>11273m'kay
>>11274You'll be fine. Probably.
814c96 No.11276
>>11275Hopefully! At least I died while having fun.
57e33e No.11278
>>11276Have fun dying then as you get butt fugged by wild animals.
>>11277My face is kay.
814c96 No.11279
>>11278I bet that would be a fun way to die. I'm not a furry though.
57e33e No.11280
>tfw someone linked me the gamergate christmas album playlist on jewtube
27672f No.11281
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>>11278no you're face is a mon key
3c00fc No.11282
>tfw blocked over a game
R E K T
2eab66 No.11292