e4ded5 No.11291[Last 50 Posts]
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08b77e No.11293
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06eee1 No.11294
Steam Friend Thread: Maximum Damage Control Edition
6c6324 No.11295
e4ded5 No.11296
>>11293We had a good game! I'll be more on guard around you from now on.
Let's play tomorrow, bud.I fucking hate you though 08b77e No.11297
>>11296It was pretty obvious in my response to your request to join your war that I was gonna attack at some point. That and you positioned troops outside my border and started to make a speech that was going to lead into your destruction of my capital, I really don't understand how I got in that easy, but I did! Auto-resolving was probably your mistake, your fateful lost battle had a 50/50 chance on auto-resolve, and I didn't want to take the chance.
06eee1 No.11298
>>11295But neet life is best life, Gropy-sama!
0d7e72 No.11299
triple chocolate cover dicks wrapped in bows ties
e4ded5 No.11300
>>11297It's played every single other 4X game with that guy for the past 15 years I've known him (I moved in next door to him when I was 5), every single game like that whether it's Endless Space, Endless Legend, any Total War game, and we would auto-resolve it because it took a long time, and I just trusted the AI to manage that shit for me, which is of course retarded. You sniped my capital when the entire game I had mechanically made no aggression against you since the Cold War default relationship means that we can run armies through each others' territory willy-nilly until one of us researches and declares our borders closed.
You also in every other game we've played had the bottom score so I left you alone the entire game. Walter even told me that it was stupid that I wasn't attacking you and even going after green, to which I agreed but replied that I wanted to get you further into the game, because you enjoyed it. Congrats, you graduated, I'll take you seriously in-game from now on, but please understand that while your victory was honest, it was reeeeally more or less given to you. In our future games, I won't go easy on you!
0d7e72 No.11301
>>11300we should play sins of the solar together
08b77e No.11302
>>11300Whatever you gotta tell yourself mang. It was funny how cocky you talked and I beat you every time.
Gg no re
e4ded5 No.11303
>>11301I really only play TEC, SSE is boring for me, I probably have upwards of five-hundred hours in that stuff. TEC is the master race.
0d7e72 No.11305
>>11303pfff whatever nerdlord vassari loyalist is best because fuck your gay planets I'mma eat them
e4ded5 No.11307
>>11305In almost any game, I play as the most humanoid faction (mostly). It really started waaaaay back in WC3, when Garithos was made as a supposedly hilarious pin-up racist but I sympathized with him, and the plight of the Alliance (WC lore is actually really insane and well thought-out, although WoW ruined it). But in all games where humans have a non-human aggressor, I always pick human. The game I just played is a special case because the Vaulters (the most humanoid faction) have bonuses that are almost completely dependent upon playing a large map, and I hate large maps.
0d7e72 No.11308
>>11307I know some about warcraft lore as I've played mc3 some and I understand why you prefer being human
I like larger maps, mostly because I really hate rush
e4ded5 No.11309
>>11308My opinion is this: if you play fuckhuge maps on a 4X game with normalfags or casuals, what you'll get is everyone going builder ad infinitum. That's why I prefer to play on the smallest maps possible that force human interaction.
If it's an RTS like WC, then fuck that, huge maps are the best because fuck you if you're going to ruin what could be a fun half-hour massive conflict and end it in six minutes.
08b77e No.11310
/ssft/ Goes Over the Top when?
e4ded5 No.11311
>>11310If you asked last year, I would've joined you, but now that Verdun's on steam, what was once free now costs money. And in my opinion, it was more fun last year than it is now :(
That's what happens with early-access games
948efb No.11312
I love my bed, I want to stay in it forever.
6c6324 No.11313
>>11312Youll die if you do that.
08b77e No.11314
>>11313Not necessarily die, but his back will hurt a lot. Trust me.
6c6324 No.11315
>>11314Do you spent alot of time in bed?
08b77e No.11316
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>>11315I had a laptop and found out that the bed is super comfy, so I spent most of my time in bed with the laptop in my lap. Thankfully I've got my desktop now so it's just in a chair and slightly better for me. My back has recovered but it did feel sore and like it needed to be cracked but couldn't for a while.
6c3c0b No.11318
Oh yeah, merry (belated) christmas.
Sorry I didn't say this earlier. Well, to anyone i didn't talk to yesterday that is
0d7e72 No.11319
>>11309well I usually prefer being able to tech out instead of only playing with the tier one shit
but yeah I know how that's like too and they get pissed at you if you attack them, I remember this one time in college we were all playing a modded verson of c&c tib wars vs the other class which were non casuals.
the casuals got rushed and the dudebro in the group went to the next room and yell at them all to knock it off.
I laughed my ass off
e4ded5 No.11320
>>11319
>mfw remembering my best bro's twin brother whining at me about using siege units after I build them to systematically deconstruct his line of guard towers in WC3Casuals, man
08b77e No.11321
>tfw nobody to sing poorly for
0d7e72 No.11322
>>11320was it around his base or just somewhere else?
08b77e No.11324
>>11323Dude let's do it, a duet would be awesome
e4ded5 No.11325
>>11322My best bro's brother would turtle his main base with a wall of guard towers with small holes in the wall so his units could leave his base. It was a tremendous waste of resources and I destroyed them with one mortar team.
23e87c No.11328
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>>11327Whoops uploaded it again instead of the file
0d7e72 No.11330
>>11325well in wc3 walling off your base protects it from early aggression and harass, specially if you're up vs orcs
08b77e No.11331
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08b77e No.11334
>>11332Whatcha gonna do about it?
23e87c No.11335
>>11334Escape into the world of video games
e4ded5 No.11336
>>11330
>people played orcsI hate non-humans with a passion
0d7e72 No.11338
>>11336I'd watch so many tourys that're just orcs vs undead
and with the orc players getting the sword master and just harassing the undead player
23e87c No.11339
>>11337Time to replay dark souls
>>11336Orc is best. blademaster lvl1 peasant killing
9f6741 No.11340
>>11338>>11336>>11330Why aren't you guys just playing wbc3?
6c3c0b No.11341
What's everyone doing?
9f6741 No.11342
>>11341tryin to pull an all nighter so i can get up early enough to go pick up my new graphics card
6c3c0b No.11343
>>11342Why are you tripfagging?
e4ded5 No.11344
>>11338>>11339Wind-walk is the most OP ability in any game, ever
I don't see how they could have overlooked that
>>11340Never heard of it~
9f6741 No.11345
>>11343because i forgot to turn it off from /mu/.
I normally just leave it on for helping people find new music.
>>11344Its pretty much warcraft 3 but with a better hero system and 16 different factions.
0d7e72 No.11346
>>11340wbc3?
>>11344it's not, you just need dust and a stun, whoever is playing him a gives that person a false sense of confidence though
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e0d9bd No.11347
i think my new years resolution is gonna be to get a job and also not be so gay
948efb No.11348
6c3c0b No.11349
>>11345Oh ok. Glad you aren't an attention whore. At least, not much of one.
>>11347Not even New years in euroland dude.
0d7e72 No.11350
>>11349it's sft mate and that's funny coming from a name fag
9f6741 No.11351
>>11349Naw i just like helping people get new music plus i like my /mu/ buddies most of the time
>>11346warlords battlecry 3
6c3c0b No.11352
>>11350It's not for attention…I guess it's just so people know who i am so they can easily avoid me or whatever. I guess I'll take it off.
e0d9bd No.11353
>>11349I know it's not New years yet but well, it's less than a week away so now is a good time to be thinking about it
e4ded5 No.11354
>>11345
>16 different factionsMy dick is rock hard right now.
>>11346I guess, but that early game tho
>>113471/2, you're almost there
>>11348You're triggering my PTSD
e0d9bd No.11355
>>11350But there's nothing wrong with being a namefag especially when the board has ID's anyway. Frankly it's just easier to check the name instead of the ID.
Really though Spider, grow up. You're a fucking avatarfag which is far worse than a namefag
948efb No.11356
>>11347I don't believe you, you're too gay.
e0d9bd No.11357
>>11356That's why I wanna stop
9f6741 No.11358
>>11355>>11352>>11350Personally i don't see the hate for trips, but i'd rather just avoid the hassle of turning a good thread into "lol ur a trip fag xDDD"
>>11354 http://www.gog.com/game/warlords_battlecry_3ya dude its probably my favorite game of all time
6c3c0b No.11359
>>11358I don't hate them if they're being used properly. If for attention however, I hate the person.
0d7e72 No.11360
>>11351oh right, is it good?
>>11352you're fine man, I'm an avatarfag too so I can't really talk, I just found it funny you were having at his tripfagging
>>11354the most important game
>>11355you don't understand what I was getting at and don't you avatarfag as that animu gurl anyways?
>>11358the hate comes from attention seeking faggots who shit up good threads or make a load of really bad ones and it's a stigma of it which is well deserved most of the time
e0d9bd No.11361
>>11360>and don't you avatarfag as that animu gurl anyways?Aye but not all the time and it's often a post-ironic critique of modern society unlike you who does it because DUDE MEMES LMAO
9f6741 No.11362
>>11360>>11359I feel like the trips users on here are much more useful people then the majority of the ones i knew through 4chan (where they all just attention whored themselves to no end)
>>11360 its d best, and its an rts with a pretty solid lore. Only thing is i wish the community was more alive.
6c3c0b No.11363
I'm so confused. Should I namefag or just no…?
0d7e72 No.11364
>>11361oh but aren't memes life and life memes?
>>11362I've found that 8chan seems to be more agreeable outside of /sft/
well rts as a genre is dead outside of three games
0d7e72 No.11365
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>>11363do what you want and don't give a shit about what others say
948efb No.11366
Where are the videogames at?
6c3c0b No.11367
23e87c No.11368
>>11363Do what you want. Everyone pretty much knows everyone in these threads so it's not like it matters that much
6c3c0b No.11369
>>11368
>Everyone pretty much knows everyone in these threadsI don't. I don't know you, or half the people I'm responding to.
0d7e72 No.11370
>>11366dead just like you are, nerdlord
23e87c No.11371
>>11366Right here
>>11369Yeah not everyone knowin everyone but most people know eachother
e4ded5 No.11372
9f6741 No.11373
>>11364Honestly i wish the RTS genre would come back to it's 2000s level, not that i mind the whole 4x and grand strategy games that are taking the whole strategy genre.
>>11366look around
>>11368i just showed up today
6c3c0b No.11374
6c6324 No.11375
>>11374Its hero you retard.
>>11366we could play something.
6c3c0b No.11376
e0d9bd No.11377
>>11368>Everyone pretty much knows everyone in these threadsPeople don't know the real me.
e4ded5 No.11378
>>11373MOBAs killed RTS, because games as simple as CnC or SC or WC are too complicated for normalfags. There's a reason LoL is the most played game in the entire world, it panders to these people. The blend of real skill and casual that made RTS is gone. With that casual element in MOBAs, now, the real skill (hon hon hon) has birthed /gsg/
>>11374It's me, your hero
>>11375You don't need to be mean, honey
948efb No.11379
>>11375What do you want to play?
23e87c No.11380
>>11373Then its time to start making a name for yourself
>>11377:(
0d7e72 No.11381
>>11373I miss them, I want westwood to not be dead, I want another metal fatigue, I want PA to be not shit
pls
>>11378I think assfaggots was the last step towards RTS death but you're not haft wrong there though I think blizzard killed it with starcraft 2 and then EA just shat out c&c 4
6c6324 No.11382
>>11376:)
>>11378I'm not mean!
>>11379Didn't we already discuss this over the austic mobile chat?
6c3c0b No.11383
>>11382Yeah, well
c:
Or something. I dunno how you guys do this stuff.
948efb No.11384
>>11382
>AusticAnd everyone uses mobile chat. I bet your fingers are too fat for your phone.
Nah I don't want to play WoW atm.
0d7e72 No.11385
>>11383there's no real way of doing things, gropy was just being a cunt there
6c3c0b No.11386
>>11385Oh.
I can't really get mad though, I don't feel insulted or anything.
6c6324 No.11387
>>11383lel
>>11384Austistic*
And we already discussed who had the fat fingers, you did.
Okiii enjoy wahtever then.
>>11385:)
0d7e72 No.11388
>>11386didn't we say you should do what you want?
>>11387look at that cuntish smile being all smily, what a cunt
6c3c0b No.11389
>>11388I'd rather do what others want. That's what I want.
0d7e72 No.11390
>>11389no you're doing to do what you feel like doing or else
6c3c0b No.11391
>>11390What I feel like doing is what others want me to do
6c6324 No.11392
>>11388Yeah, well
c:
Or something. I dunno how you guys do this stuff.
>>11391LOL
0d7e72 No.11393
>>11391tough slut, you're going to do what I tell you to do and that's to do what you feel like doing
>>11392I'll rape your face sideways
6c3c0b No.11394
6c6324 No.11395
>>11393I'd rather do what others want. That's what I want.
0d7e72 No.11396
>>11394good
>>11395then suck my dick nerd
6c3c0b No.11397
>>11395Are you copy-pasting my posts because I said stupid shit or are you just being rude?
6c6324 No.11399
>>11396What I feel like doing is what others want me to do
>>11397I'm confused.
0d7e72 No.11400
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6c3c0b No.11403
Dead?
6c3c0b No.11405
6c3c0b No.11407
6c3c0b No.11409
0d7e72 No.11410
>>11409then you're not at home
6c3c0b No.11411
>>11410I don't sit around naked even in my own house.
0d7e72 No.11412
>>11411what are you some kinda nerd? you nerdlord, get naked
6c3c0b No.11413
0d7e72 No.11414
>>11413do you want to be at home?
6c3c0b No.11415
>>11414I thought i was already home.
0d7e72 No.11416
>>11415you're not properly at home till you're naked
6c3c0b No.11417
0d7e72 No.11418
>>11417what are you mad? why would I be naked?
6c3c0b No.11419
>>11418You said you aren't home til you're naked, I assumed you were home, and considering your previous statements, I thought you were naked too. Sorry, my mistake.
0d7e72 No.11420
>>11419you should be! honestly I'm not some kinda pervert like you
6c3c0b No.11421
0d7e72 No.11422
>>11421right so take off your cloths
88126b No.11423
Had a wonderful dream of me being in a taxi, driving past my childhood school, and it was snowing saying 'I ain't going to fucking school, I'll pretend I'm ill'
And then hijinx happened.
Oh, my New Years resolution is to avoid badness, get swole, move out and other stuff I can't think of.
0d7e72 No.11424
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>>11423>get swolethis isn't o.k with me, how can you be my bottom bitch boy if you're fit?
6c3c0b No.11425
88126b No.11427
>>11424Can't be your bitch boy if I'm chubby too.
Plus, I wanna be stronk, tired of not being able to lift heavy stuff.
0d7e72 No.11428
>>11427how about something in the middle?
88126b No.11429
>>11428I can still be your bitch if I'm fit.
I can do all the stronk stuff for you.
0d7e72 No.11430
>>11429I'll hold you to that then
88126b No.11431
>>11430Plus I can lift you to bed and hold you in strong safe hugs.
0d7e72 No.11432
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>>11431that sounds really gay but o.k
88126b No.11433
>>11432Hey, you wanted a bottom bitch.
I'mma be best bottom bitch.
e0d9bd No.11435
>tfw just had my first shave with a safety razor and there's blood everywhere
>safety
23e87c No.11436
>>11435How do you people manage to do this!?
e0d9bd No.11437
>>11436Well they are pretty sharp. Straight razors are sharper of course, but a safety razor is still sharper than a disposable/cartridge razor
6c3c0b No.11438
>>11437if you cut yourself with one, even if you haven't shaved yet, I think something's wrong.
6c6324 No.11439
>>11435What did you shave?
e0d9bd No.11441
>>11438I have shaved before but i'm used to cartridge razors or whatever they are called.
>>11439My face.
>>11440How not? Do you know what a safety razor is?
f9eabc No.11442
>>11441Yes, but even I have never cut myself with a razor. Not even the first time. Just put the cream on and shave… like, what could go wrong?
e0d9bd No.11443
>>11442Safety razors are a lot sharper!
6c3c0b No.11444
>>11442This. I've shaved plenty of times, in various areas, and the only blood was from my acne getting irritated. I never cut myself, even though I'm always afraid I might.
f9eabc No.11445
>>11443My teeth are also pretty sharp.
e0d9bd No.11446
>>11445I'm serious! Shaving with a single razor blade is much sharper than using one of these
Besides facial skin is softer and easier to cut :_;
f9eabc No.11447
>>11446Then why didn't you buy one of those?
Luckily I only have to shave my face twice a year.
e0d9bd No.11448
>>11447>only twice a yearWhy's that? Magic lasers hair removal or something?
>Then why didn't you buy one of those? Because safety razors are better, but they just require getting used to.
f9eabc No.11449
>>11448No, just feminine genes.
How are they better? My Gilette Fusion Proglide never failed me. It's pretty much the only razor you ever need in your life. And it's cheap as hell.
e0d9bd No.11450
>>11449Well maybe it's never failed you but if you only shave your face twice a year, then you don't have many opportunities to fail.
f9eabc No.11451
>>11450I shave my legs every second week since 2 years. No cuts ever. And your facial skins can't be THAT sensitive. Maybe you just have to learn how to use a razor!
e0d9bd No.11452
>>11450Anyhow, I have to shave pretty much everyday and constantly replacing the catridges is a bit tedious, so it's cheaper and more efficient to use a safety razor
e0d9bd No.11453
>>11451Facial skin is more sensitive than leg skin!!!
f9eabc No.11454
>>11452How is that tedious? It's one simple click… and you don't have to replace them often if you just shave your face.
>>11453It is, but still shouldn't be that bad.
e0d9bd No.11455
>>11454It's tedious not because of the actual physical motion of changing them, but because of the cost. When you actually have facial hair and have to shave everyday, the blades soon get blunt so then you have to buy more. Razor blades are a LOT more cheaper than catridge blades.
e6e702 No.11457
Hello ssft. What's going on?
6c3c0b No.11458
>>11456I don't think you realize how quickly the blades go blunt.
e0d9bd No.11459
>>11456I could get a pack of 100 blades for £7. I'd be lucky to get even 10 cartridges for £7.
f9eabc No.11460
>>11458It was a joke. And doesn't matter if blunt or not if he always cuts himself. So he wouldn't even has to buy new ones!
>>11459Why don't you grow a beard?
e0d9bd No.11461
>>11460I did have a beard but I have to shave it for work
f9eabc No.11462
>>11461What do you work as?
e0d9bd No.11463
>>11462Nothing exciting so please don't ask. It's just in a shop that's all.
f9eabc No.11464
>>11463So? A lot of people don't have exciting jobs! Do you at least enjoy it?
e0d9bd No.11465
>>11464It's a big shop. Lots of walking. Lots of heavy lifting. Tiring.
It's only work experience too so it's not even paid. Hurrah for freedom.
f9eabc No.11466
>>11465>not getting paid for your workSo you only do it for your resume?
e0d9bd No.11467
>>11466Work experience. You do it to get experience so then you can apply for other jobs and be like "Hey I just spent a month doing this, so I know how to work and i'm not lazy". Plus there's always a chance that the people i'm doing work experience for will hire me at the end.
I just remembered that I nearly got an apprenticeship at one of the oldest schools in the world, which I think would be a cool place to work, but I wasn't good enough and I guess I didnt live close enough. I would have loved to work there though :-;
f9eabc No.11468
>>11467Well, most of the time they will give you money when you're done with the work. Or at least some coupons for the shops. Maybe that's just normal here but not in other countries.
e0d9bd No.11469
>>11468Nope. Maybe for nice little companies but the big chains are too jew for it
f9eabc No.11470
>>11469I hope you will be done with it soon and get a real job!
e0d9bd No.11471
>>11470I hope so! I just hope I have the energy to apply for other jobs because I hate it.
f9eabc No.11472
>>11471Why not apply for a job you would like?
948efb No.11473
>>11435>>11436>>11439I'm 22 and have no facial hair and haven't ever shaved.
I have no idea how to shave myself.
e0d9bd No.11474
>>11472If I could get a job I like I wouldn't be doing work experience right now.
6c3c0b No.11475
>>11473Well, be glad I suppose. I have to shave almost everyday. It's just tedious and you shouldn't be jealous or anything. Unless it's like masculinity or something.
f9eabc No.11476
>>11474How about going to a university?
e0d9bd No.11477
>>11473>22>no facial hair>never shavedI guess it really is true that you are all sissy white bois.
e0d9bd No.11478
>>11476If I could afford and was qualified to go to university I probably would. I'm not stuck in this shitty rut because I want to be.
f9eabc No.11479
>>11478Why not do something risky? Like applying for jobs in big towns and when you get a job there you move there. Or something like that.
e0d9bd No.11480
>>11479I can't afford to be risky like that.
f9eabc No.11481
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>>11480What if you don't find any jobs in your town?
6c3c0b No.11483
>>11481Sorry to interrupt but do you need to attach an image to every post? It's kinda annoying.
f9eabc No.11484
>>11483No, but I will never stop now just to make you annoyed. Thanks for telling me!
6c3c0b No.11485
>>11484I was trying to be polite. I won't complain again but it'd be nice if you stopped, not that you have to.
948efb No.11486
>>11483>>11484>>11485
>Imageboard>Complains people use imagesOh man I wish people would stop dancing in my club.
e0d9bd No.11487
>>11481Well I can look for jobs in other towns but none so far away that I have to move there.
Plus travel is expensive around here so going to other towns to search for jobs is awkward.
I'm in a terrible position in life and it's awful.
>>11482You are! What kind of man has no facial hair? Although I guess you're still just a silly little boy
6c3c0b No.11488
>>11486I'm just saying he doesn't have to attach an unrelated image to every single post he makes. I'd be fine if it was just every once in a while but it doesn't seem to be just reaction images.
f9eabc No.11489
>>11487Why not take the risk to move there? And you don't have to go there, there's this magically thing called internet! Or do you go to every shop personally and ask if they're searching?
f9eabc No.11490
>>11488What's wrong with looking at lovely pictures?
e0d9bd No.11491
>>11489Well not all places advertise online and also if you get an interview you'd have to travel there anyway.
>Why not take the risk to move there?I said; because I can't afford to take such risks. This isn't "Oh no I live in an inner city apartment and I want a better job!!!" situation. This is a "i'm pretty much broke and living with parents in a house in a small town and unemployment levels are high" situation
6c3c0b No.11492
>>11490Nothing. They just don't seem to be related to the conversation at all. You aren't exactly "dumping" them anyway.
e6e702 No.11493
>>11490do you have rainy pics?
f9eabc No.11495
>>11491Then you will never get out of there if you don't take risks.
>>11492So? Is there any rule that goes against posting pretty images?
>>11493I do, but I can't really be bothered to search for some right now, sorry.
>>11494Cats > dogs though.
e0d9bd No.11496
>>11495I'll take risks but some risks are too big to make. Besides i'm too poor to afford to make risks that only have a very tiny chance of succeeding.
6c3c0b No.11497
>>11495No. I'm saying that they seem completely unnesscary and out of place. Like I said earlier, you don't need to stop, I'd just like if you did.
and dogs>>>>>>>cats e6e702 No.11498
>>11497Ah yea, dogs! Cats are fine too.
6c3c0b No.11499
23e87c No.11500
Guys is Company of Heroes worth it if I liked the gameplay Dawn of War 2 had?!
f9eabc No.11501
>>11496A tiny chance is still a chance! And if you end up on the street I would always let you stay in my basement.
23e87c No.11502
e0d9bd No.11503
>>11495Well I haven't played Dawn of War 2 but isn't Company of Heroes (the first one) meant to be one of the best PC games ever made? I hear COH2 isn't as good though
>>11501Again, if you actually understood my situation you'd know that a tiny chance is not enough.
f9eabc No.11504
>>11503What are you gonna do if you don't find any jobs in your area?
e0d9bd No.11505
>>11504I'm not sure. I'm in a really shitty situation and I try to escape but it's so hard. I've made risky decisions before and I just end up regretting them so i have to be more careful now.
f9eabc No.11506
>>11505You know, just because you failed in the past doesn't means you won't seduce the next time! Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win but you will never know if you don't take the chance.
I hope things will work out regardless of what you're doing!
f9eabc No.11507
88126b No.11508
Fucking… This War of Mine is gooood.
>>11491I feel for you. You know what I hate?
>'Here's a retail assistant job!'>'OH WAIT, it's actually a door-to-door chugger thing with commision based pay!'>'What do you mean you can't convince 2 people a day to sign up to charity? It's not like with supersaturated the market with shitlords, you just have shit work ethic! You just don't like getting rich!' e4ded5 No.11509
>>11508It is good, me and Baxel had fun with it, but imho not worth the money on steam, so I'm glad I torrented it.
88126b No.11510
>>11509I had money to throw, but I think you're right.
I think because it was posted up early, was a thought out, fleshed out version of those 'scavange, build, micromanage' flash zombie games and got so much hype, they can get away with the price.
e4ded5 No.11511
>>11510To note: raid the military base if you're a badass. 150 bullets there, and all the guns you'll ever need
88126b No.11512
>>11511I'm a pussy though. But that's always a thing in the first playthrough.
Oh, and it reminds me of Rebuild 2.
Got any stories?
>Go into supermarket>See a soldier and a girl searching shit>Soldier be like 'Ey bby, nice face, nice name, whatchu doing at this time'>Girl is like 'I'm looking for food'>Soldier be like 'u want sum food? u want sum fuk, favor for a favor'>I'm like 'Nigga, I'mma take your gun'>Bust through the door, go robust and bash his brains in with a crowbar>'Pls don't, you wouldn't!'>Oh I would, all over your face; you'da done the same and you have a fucking gun, which I want.>Bitch runs away screaming>Probably stopped a really grim event, got his gun and that dumb girl's lootThat day was a good day. Dumbass should have not left his post and had his back turned.
88126b No.11513
>>11511I am the world's worst cockblock
e4ded5 No.11514
>>11512It's such a freebie, like the construction site in the highrise building gets you a sniper rifle for freebies
88126b No.11515
>>11514Yeah, never really got my head around the whole survival play style though.
Probably is the reason why everyone is fucking starving and I can't seem to get food.
06eee1 No.11516
>>11324Oh my, that gif is amazing
948efb No.11517
So bored, I feel like ordering a pizza but dominos is closed.
No idea what games to play.
f9eabc No.11518
>>11517Ordering Dominos pizza when there are so many better local places… That's a joke, right?
6c6324 No.11519
>>11517tfw played games all day but have to make homework tomorrow.
e4ded5 No.11520
>>11515Protip: at the marketplace with a lot of civilian traders, the vendors there sell their goods extremely cheaply since they (RP-wise) have lots of these goods in abundance. Trade with medical lady (moonshine or hard liquor) for medicine and bandages, trade those for food or other needed goods. The game ended for me on day 46, I believe.
06eee1 No.11521
>>11517>dominos pizzaThey have good crust it's just their sauce tastes like fuckin ketchup
948efb No.11522
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>>11518There is nothing else I really enjoy. And I don't really enjoy anything else than a pizza when I already ate.
>>11519Then do it baka.
>>11521I like Dominos kinda. It's for when I want a quick snack.
f9eabc No.11523
>>11522Why do you want to order a pizza when you already ate? You're gonna get fat that way! And EVERY local place makes better pizza than Dominos, even Turks.
948efb No.11524
>>11523I usually order a super small pizza lol.
f9eabc No.11525
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>>11524Order a big one for me please, I'm gonna come over! But only if you pay.
948efb No.11526
>>11525Fine, I'll order you one.
You better sit on my bed and play with my cat though.
f9eabc No.11527
>>11526I hope that bed is comfy! And sure.
948efb No.11528
>>11527Mhm it is, but I'd still be in the same room. I don't want you to steal anything.
f9eabc No.11529
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88126b No.11530
>Gotta email a 20 minute film to dude to prove my editing skills.>Whopping 2.5GBHope I get this job.
>>11520So… everyone dies. No rescue.
Well, fuck.
948efb No.11531
>>11529Good, even I underestimate the treasures lost in time inside of my room.
I keep on finding random wads of cash.
Right now there's a 20 euro note on the floor behind me.
f9eabc No.11532
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>>11531I think that 20€ note is gone when I come over.
4d053c No.11533
>waking up at 2pm
Finally, this is how I wanted my break to go!
948efb No.11534
06eee1 No.11536
>>11533What time did you go to sleep?
948efb No.11537
>>11535I guess I'll clean the money up then!
88126b No.11538
>>11519Oh well, you can always do an allnighter to get your shit done.
Unless your homework involves games.
f9eabc No.11539
>>11537I guess no coming over then.
948efb No.11540
>>11539No pizza and cat I guess.
6c3c0b No.11542
Help
06eee1 No.11543
>>11542What is the problem?
6c3c0b No.11544
>>11543Nothing really. Sorry.
e0d9bd No.11545
>get into argument with entire family
Gee, I sure love boxing day…
e7ff1f No.11546
Anyone want Verdun I got three copies
06eee1 No.11547
>>11544Why are you apologizing?
>>11546I've always wanted to play it. It looks like a lot of fun
948efb No.11548
>>11542Help I want to watch so many things but I just can't sit down and enjoy movies/shows anymore.
6c3c0b No.11549
>>11547I'm dumb and posted something to get attention but I realized after i posted that it was stupid and selfish. That's why I'm sorry.
e0d9bd No.11550
>>11546Sure m8, always wanted to play a WWI game. I was doing some work for some really old man once and he was telling me stories that his uncle told him about World War One. It was pretty weird tbh.
Apparantly my own great grandfather used to joke about how dead germans tasted. I wonder if he really ate some, you know what they were like back then…
f9eabc No.11551
>>11545What is boxing day? Unboxing your presents?
>>11548Wanna watch something together while we eat pizza?
88126b No.11552
>>11545Good lord.
I hate how I can't get any cigarettes and winegums.
06eee1 No.11553
>>11548Watch Arrow, it's amazing!
e0d9bd No.11554
>>11551It's just on the 26th of December. I think it's a commonwealth thing maybe.
I'm not sure of the exact origins but I think it comes from old days where you'd have rich people with loadsa servants and shit like that. The rich people would do stuff on christmas day and the servants would help out, and then on boxing day the rich people would give gifts to the servants since they were working hard on christmas day. It's something like that.
>>11552I was about to have some cheese and crackers too but they annoyed me so much I had to leave the room.
88126b No.11555
>>11554What on earth did you do?
That seems like some serious shit you got in.
e7ff1f No.11556
>>11550Steam name? I think I know who you are just want to be sure
f9eabc No.11557
>>11554So did you receive your gifts yet?
948efb No.11558
>>11553Nah, the only good reason to watch that is to see the guy working out.
>>11551Want to watch a Lord of the Rings marathon?
e0d9bd No.11559
>>11555It was just a little argument with my dad but he started being a dick and then my sisters decided to get involved when they shouldn't have and it just escalated.
>>11556http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nonon_Entertainment_System/There you go hun
>>11557Don't be rude. I could still follow in the footsteps of my great grandfather!
>>11558>christmas dinner>mountain dew on the tableThat loli a pleb
06eee1 No.11560
>>11558Wow there's a ton of other reasons to watch it.
f9eabc No.11561
>>11558I already did that once in the cinema when the third one came out. All three after another. Never again.
f9eabc No.11562
>>11559I don't know what your great grandfather did, but I hope you will make him proud!
4a7a6b No.11563
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kwonboah/I'm bad at friends somebody add me and teach me how to friends
948efb No.11564
>>11561I did that once back when my dad was alive with him, it was so comfy.
>>11560Not really.
e0d9bd No.11565
>>11553>Arrow>amazingReally? Jesus Christ.
It's obviously tumblr fangirl tier shit. The same sort of people who watch it probably watch Supernatural and The Vampire Diaries.
Watch Peep Show, Justified or Twin Peaks. That's a varied enough selection I think.
e0d9bd No.11567
>>11562I mentioned a few posts up! I said he joked about the taste of dead germans. He fought in the first world war and if he was desperate it might have happened…
f9eabc No.11568
>>11564Sounds like you had a great time. Glad at least you enjoyed it!
>>11567How about I eat you to make up for it?
06eee1 No.11569
>>11564ok
>>11565I really like it. It's a ton of fun and has decent acting for a comic book tv show. All the characters are likeable in my opinion. I can see how it throws some people off.
>it's obviously tumblr fangirl tier shitConfirmed for never watching a single episode.
88126b No.11570
>>11559Such is the evil ways of human interaction, how people like to get their blue helmets on and play Peacekeeper.
I hope everything smooths over with your family.
e7ff1f No.11571
>>11559I was right after all
948efb No.11572
>>11569ok
>>11568I barely remember is
e0d9bd No.11573
>>11568But i'd rather eat you. I bet you'd be sweet.
>>11569Well maybe if I ever hit my head too hard i'll try it out but right now i'm far too good for it :^)
>>11570I hope so. If it was a serious argument then yeah maybe they should get involved, but people don't seem to understand that getting involved doesn't help at all. They weren't even being neutral either, one of my sisters joined in and started calling me names and shit. It was just a little argument about shaving with my dad….
Now if I go downstairs it'll be awkward, and I bet they are saying shit like "Oh, he's probably just a bit tired…". Like… fuck, I'm not a damn child; if i'm annoyed it's because people are damn annoying.
>>11571Thanks babe, lets fill some kraut bellies with lead someday
f9eabc No.11574
>>11573People always say I'm sweeter than candy, maybe it's true!
88126b No.11575
>>11573Christ. It's started over your shaving? That's fucking shit.
Was everyone drunk or something? And I'm just thinking that family can't help but to treat you like a kid. My mum keeps going on repeating 'Don't forget to wash the dishes before you go to bed', maybe because she knows it annoys me and I'll wash it now or that she thinks I'll actually forget.
948efb No.11576
>>11574You gave me a cavity sweetie~
88126b No.11577
>>11573My point being is that since they know you THAT LONG, it's hard to shift perceptions on a person… at least, that's what I think.
f9eabc No.11578
>>11576Time to go to the dentist!
e0d9bd No.11579
>>11574Well put a finger in my mouth and let me taste!
>>11575Yeah pretty much, that's the basic root of it.
I'm not sure if everyone was drunk; I don't think so, but maybe a little tipsy I guess.
>don't forget to sort your collar out>don't forget to tidy up after you've made breakfast>don't forget to turn the lights out when you leave the room>don't forget to ___My parents always tell me shit like this and yet… i'm always finding bread left in the toaster, food that belongs in the fridge left out, half full glasses of coke and shit just left on the side that'll get poured down the drain later, always coming downstairs in the morning to find my dads fallen asleep and left the light and tv on all night etc etc
It's annoying.
f9eabc No.11580
>>11579I can put something else in your mouth.
e0d9bd No.11581
>>11580Your tongue? I guess we could compare English and German tastes…
f9eabc No.11582
>>11581No, I was thinking about my feet.
e0d9bd No.11583
>>11582Well you better clean them first, and I doubt I could fit an entire foot in my mouth…
f9eabc No.11584
>>11583Of course I
wouldn't wash them before.
e0d9bd No.11585
>>11584Ewwww, but then they'll be dirty and gross. Bully boy
88126b No.11586
>>11579Family mang.
I should've took my chances in the crack den I was living in months ago.
Have you er… made any resoltions?
f9eabc No.11587
>>11585Then you will never know how Germans taste.
e0d9bd No.11588
>>11586Not yet, but I doubt i'll bother. It's not like i'll succeed.
>>11587But I want to taste your feet, not the dirt on your feet.
f9eabc No.11589
>>11588Then lick them clean.
e0d9bd No.11590
>>11589No. I'm not going to lick dirt. I might get ill.
08b77e No.11591
Opinions on Shadow of Mordor? Or anything else on sale at the moment really. Not sure what to buy.
948efb No.11592
>>11591Noun can tell you it has a fun final boss.
08b77e No.11593
>>11592Is it the game that had the QTE for a final boss? But I already asked noun about it, says the game is easy but fun.
e0d9bd No.11594
>>11592Is that a joke? Isn't the final boss just a qte?
>>11591Nothing. The current sales are shit.
5b347c No.11595
woo just took a nap.
>>11591Isn't the combat and almost everything but that "rival" system super shit?
278178 No.11596
>>11595Yes. So many casuals here. :^)
f9eabc No.11597
I don't know what to buy with my Christmas money. Video games or cute figurines?
5b347c No.11599
>>11597I'd say video games, but only because I'm not a weeb. Maybe figurines of video game characters?
08b77e No.11600
>>11597Figurines!
>tfw waiting for Nendoroid Sinon to arrive>payment notice for new hands for one of my 1/12 scale dolls>>11598>saving money f9eabc No.11601
>>11598Got enough money in my bank account that's for necessary stuff.
>>11599Most video game figurines suck ass.
>>11600>buying anything from SAOBut she's cute.
5b347c No.11602
>>11601I dunno, those MGSV ones looked pretty good. Heck, almost any metal gear figure looks good.
08b77e No.11603
>>11601Sinon is the only reason I'd be interested in that show, she's qt
>>11602Yeah this snake is pretty awesome but doesn't have great poseability. He just stands here looking cool.
5b347c No.11604
>>11603*big boss
He's only "snake" in mgs3, po, and most of peace walker.
6c6324 No.11605
>>11600>not saving your money for your future.>>11601No you don't, wheres the dragon dildo at :B1:
88126b No.11606
>>11588Thinking of learning two languages and picking up an acting course.
And don't be like that, sure you can pick something up.
08b77e No.11607
>>11604My bad.
>>11605I am saving for the future! By buying things now I don't have to in the future!
f9eabc No.11608
>>11605I could pay the rent for the next 5 years with the money I have in my bank account.
Also why is there no Chiyo Sakura figurine? I would buy one even for 200€.
6c6324 No.11609
>>11607What could possible be so important to have right now?
>>11608I know, you told me 5 times x)
06eee1 No.11610
>>11573>Well maybe if I ever hit my head too hard i'll try it out but right now i'm far too good for it :^)I can help you with that! ;3
f9eabc No.11612
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>>11609Now I told you six times. And no dragon dildo, tight buttholes are way better.
5b347c No.11613
>>11611Technically. Maybe i'm overreacting. Either way they call him both.
08b77e No.11614
>>11609These figures could have gone to someone who would hot glue them. I'm performing a rescue mission!
>>11611And the product's name was Snake so I dunno what to believe anymore.
6c6324 No.11615
>>11612>tight buttholes are way better.Speaking from experience
lel it isn't better, I could barely fit, you can't just "lube up and put it in" Had to casually lie in spoon for 5mins going in and out slowly to make it fit.
but once it was in it felt amazing>>11614Hot gluing is kinda hot tho, I would never do it tho.
f9eabc No.11616
>>11615Enjoy your anal prolapse in the age of 21 because you stick up 25 dragon dildos into your butt.
08b77e No.11617
>>11615I should hook you up with one of my friends who enjoys it too. I think she has a collection of webms of toys being hot glued.
Toys are pure, you monster.
f9eabc No.11618
>>11617Oh god, not those creepy dolls.
db7fc9 No.11619
>>11614Believe in only yourself!
>>11616What if I
only stick in 24? Am I safe?>>11617>collection of hot gluesInteresting!
Also not sure how to feel about that doll.
948efb No.11620
>>11617>>11618That one doesn't look too bad.
08b77e No.11621
>>11618I wanna get a doll and take cute pure pictures with her like this.
>>11619>Believe in only yourselfYes anon-kun!
>>11620I think she's pretty cute
f9eabc No.11622
>>1161924 should be fine, just don't do it daily.
>>11620So you like J-cups?
88126b No.11623
>>11617>Toys are purePull the other one, it's a load of beads connected by string.
5b347c No.11624
>>11623
>over 20 lbs of pussy and ass!So that's where that came from.
948efb No.11625
>>11622That one looks cute.
>>11621Post more!
08b77e No.11626
>>11622You don't?
>>11625I don't have all that many
f9eabc No.11627
>>11625If I ever go into another person's room and see those dolls I'm just gonna turn around and leave.
f9eabc No.11628
>>11626Eh, in real life maybe, but not on dolls.
948efb No.11629
>>11627I'll invite you in my room and on my bed there will be a bunch of dolls looking at the doorway, then when you walk in. I'll place a billion more dolls back in the hallway.
>>11626That one less cute
f9eabc No.11630
>>11629If you enjoy getting all your dolls destroyed then go ahead and do that.
db7fc9 No.11631
Time to finally get that hair cut!
>>11621That's a pretty nice picture!
>>11622Oh good, I guess I'll just cancel that last order then.
88126b No.11632
>>11624Yup.
And the butt has ridges inside!
948efb No.11633
>>11630And when you move to the last doll it's secretly me and I jump out to hug you!
f9eabc No.11634
>>11631Don't cancel the last one, just give it to me.
>>11633That's sexual harassment.
08b77e No.11635
>>11628I don't have many larger doll photos, mostly 1/12th scale since that's most of my own collection. I'll find some more later if you want!
08b77e No.11636
Well I'm off to work, see y'all later.
948efb No.11637
>>11636I want that left one, holy shit.
Enjoy work.
>>11634No one will know!
f9eabc No.11638
>>11637I hope you enjoy your prison cell.
948efb No.11639
>>11638No one would know!
f9eabc No.11640
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>>11639But they will know. Or are you gonna kidnap me?
948efb No.11641
>Get hold up in Fallout 2 by bandits>Punch all three in the eyes so hard they go blind>They all run away from me as I slowly walk towards them fists clenched>>11640I'll lock you up! With my cat ofcourse.
88126b No.11642
>>11641Post Apocalypse Bruce Lee?
e7ff1f No.11643
We Canadians with shitty Webley revolvers
f9eabc No.11644
>>11641You know how long you're gonna go to prison then, right?
948efb No.11645
>>11642Pretty much, above 100 unarmed skill. Too bad my kicks do more damage than my brass knuckles.
>>11644No one will find out!
e0d9bd No.11646
Okay so I think i'm gonna go for 5 new years resolutions this time, just for the hell of it.
1. Get a job.
2. Fuck someone; a boy or girl is fine.
3. Start learning how to cook better food and stuff.
4. Make a good exercise/diet routine for myself and stick to it; possibly join gym eventually.
5. Start thinking about my person hygiene and grooming more; I do wash and all, but I mean making sure I use the right products for hair, shaving, brushing my teeth etc etc
Do those sound fine?
06eee1 No.11647
>>11643fuckin 4 body shots to take them down
>that team balance f9eabc No.11648
>>11646Those all sounds fine, but I would change the second one into something like: Find a person to love, not just to fuck.
e0d9bd No.11649
>>11648But I know I wont find someone to love next year so there's no point in making it a resolution.
f9eabc No.11650
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>>11649But that's exactly what resolutions are for… Slut.
06eee1 No.11652
>>1164How much can you bench m8
e7ff1f No.11653
>>11647We should of stayed as the French I did good with them.
Also I still have one copy left if anyone wants it
e0d9bd No.11654
>>11650What? I want realistic resolutions not crazy ones. The idea is to make myself better next year, and then maybe in 2016 I'll try finding someone to love. But I see no reason to rush to find "love" and I don't think I'm capable of being loved in my current state anyway.
>>11651Well, what would you recommend that I change?
f9eabc No.11656
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>>11654How is that any crazy? Finding love is not that hard as people always say.
948efb No.11657
>>11655FRENCH AREN'T CANADIANS
e0d9bd No.11658
>>11656Well, it's a lot less achievable than the others. I'd rather find real love anyway, so I understand I may have to wait a bit.
e7ff1f No.11660
>>11657Silly Dutchman We were talking about the Canadians in Verdun.
f9eabc No.11661
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>>11658You can't just find true love magically on your first try. You will go through a lot of bad relationships till you find the right one.
>>11659No…
06eee1 No.11662
>>11659What a bunch of tools.
5b347c No.11663
Hm.
5b347c No.11664
>>11663How do you guys start conversations? I'm bad at it.
948efb No.11665
>>11662Atleast they're having fun.
Are you having fun?
>>11661Why not…?
06eee1 No.11666
>>11664You find your target in your steam friend list, you double click their name, in the chat box you type "Hey what's up?" and then let the conversation flow from there!
06eee1 No.11667
>>11665Yeah, just got done playing Verdun with Burt and now i'm watching Arrow!
5b347c No.11668
>>11666What if they don't respond? The conversations mainly consist of "what's up" and "how are you" most of the time as well, I want to actually talk about something.
06eee1 No.11669
>>11668Then find a common interest between the two of you and talk about whatever it is you like. If they don't respond it's because they are either busy, AFK, or just not in the mood to talk. You can always ask them to play videogames with you too!
5b347c No.11670
>>11669How am i supposed to find a common interest if all we talk about is how their day is? Nobody really says more than that excluding a few people. I also mean in general, not just steam.
06eee1 No.11671
>>11670Well, ask them about themselves. Tell them about yourself. You can't find a common interest without knowing a thing or two about each other!
5b347c No.11672
>>11671What if they don't wanna tell me anything or if they don't want to know anything about me? How does "what are you into" come up naturally in a conversation anyway?
db7fc9 No.11673
>>11654Don't try to worry about having sex with someone. It's more of a problem than it sounds.
I wouldn't worry about trying to find the right hygiene products. Only girls worry about that stuff. Most products targeted for men should do you just fine. Though making sure you get the right shampoo (in case you get stuff like dandruff) is something.
5f84d6 No.11674
>>11672if you just met them it's not weird to ask them what they like silly
88126b No.11675
>>11646That's cool. Getting the job is commendable, fucking is always good, getting swole is better.
See how good you can get with the food.
You should keep a diary of your progress too.
5b347c No.11676
>>11674I didn't though. Nobody ever adds me so I cant get used to doing this stuff. All my friends never send me messages on my own either, which makes it more difficult because it's hard for me to send messages first.
5f84d6 No.11677
>>11676Maybe mention some things that you like in conversation when they ask you how it's going. It's kind of hard for me to make conversation with you since you don't give me too much information to work with in that situation.
06eee1 No.11678
>>11676Try being more outgoing with people. Make them feel comfortable with you or sumfin
6c6324 No.11680
le smug anime face.
5b347c No.11681
>>11677So…say stuff other than just "i'm doing well"? I don't know what else to say.
>>11678That is probably the hardest thing for me to do. Not that I can't, it's just very difficult.
5f84d6 No.11683
>>11681Maybe throw an "I'm really enjoying ___ lately" in there
6c6324 No.11684
>>11683Or repeat how much you're lyfe is and how you have no one to play games with to all on your friendslist.
6c6324 No.11685
how much bad your lyfe is*
6c6324 No.11686
worse(?)*
fking english
06eee1 No.11687
>>11681It don't matter if it be difficult muh fucka, just do it! I mean, it's all over steam chat so there is no loss! Also this
>>11683 5f84d6 No.11688
>>11684Or message people just to yell at them for not liking how they talk to you and no longer trying to make conversation with them at all.
06eee1 No.11690
All this tension is giving me a fucking hard on! Please, continue!
5f84d6 No.11691
>>11689I can't imagine who, I also wonder who is leaving the extremely rude messages on my ask.
5b347c No.11693
>>11683I guess I could try that if i was playing anything. Or watching anything.
>>11684I hope that's not making fun of me.
>>11687I don't think you understand how difficult it is for me. I can not even get myself to click on my friends to message them because i'm so nervous.
db7fc9 No.11694
This passive aggression going on right now.
e7ff1f No.11696
>>11690I thought I was the only one
6c6324 No.11697
>>11693No, was making fun of simu, I'm on your side buddy :)
5b347c No.11698
>>11697What side? I'm not arguing with anyone, I hate drama.
06eee1 No.11699
Why don't you all act like men and fight about it!
5f84d6 No.11700
>>11693Then act like you're currently watching or playing something that you've watched/played before. You could try music as well, you have a pretty common taste so it shouldn't be so hard to find someone who enjoys the same music as you.
5b347c No.11701
>>11700Why would I lie? I don't usually talk to music, I just listen to what sounds good honestly.
9f6741 No.11702
Holy fuck i missed a lot
5b347c No.11704
>>11703What are you trying to say with that .gif?
5f84d6 No.11705
>>11701Why does it matter if it's a lie if there's no possible negative outcome? No one is going to be hurt if they figure out that you watched a show a few months ago and want to talk about it instead of watching just now.
06eee1 No.11706
>tfw I drenched a sub I bought in olive oil thinking it was italian dressing and ate it anyways despite it being toxic
I do not know what comes next…
6c6324 No.11707
>>11704That I need to watch that show again hnnng
db7fc9 No.11708
I don't think either of you are in the position to talk much.
5b347c No.11709
>>11705Problem is, I don't watch shows often, and I just replay the same games over and over because I don't want to go out and try new things. Or I'm afraid people will judge me harshly if I play it on steam.
>>11706Die. I dunno, I'm no doctor.
>>11707What show?
6c6324 No.11710
>>11709The show where the gif is from!
5b347c No.11711
>>11710What show is that?
f9eabc No.11712
File: 1419639127431.jpg (409.72 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, 93b333b7bef52215eead45a288….jpg)
Why does the thread starts getting so entertaining while I'm masturbating?
88126b No.11713
>>11706Trial by fire, friend.
May you be reborn from the ashes.
06eee1 No.11714
06eee1 No.11715
>>11713I can already feel the stomach pains
db7fc9 No.11716
>>11712Life is against you is why.
948efb No.11717
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
5f84d6 No.11718
>>11709Then why not talk about the shows you've watched and the games you play?
f9eabc No.11720
>>11716But life is going for me!
>>11717Gropy being a drama queen like always.
948efb No.11721
>>11719
>VideogamedunkeyGross, he used to be funny years back.
>>11720And Noun dying, you mastrubating
5b347c No.11722
>>11718I don't even remember any shows, and the only games I really wanna talk about are fallout and mgs.
>>11717People overreacting while I try to figure out how to interact with people.
06eee1 No.11723
e7ff1f No.11724
>>11706I'm pretty sure you can eat olive oil
88126b No.11725
>>11715Stage 1 begins. Your stomach reels and buckles under the strain, desperately breaking down the dreaded sub. This pain, you can comprehend, for now.
I hope you don't suffer from GORD.
5f84d6 No.11726
>>11722>fallout and mgs>hard to find people who want to talk to aboutLOL
948efb No.11727
>>11722I just saved Gecko's power plant.
Yay.
f9eabc No.11728
>>11721I have too much fun masturbating right now, but this is fun too.
06eee1 No.11729
>>11724You can, but not as much as I did. I fucking swore it was italian dressing. God damn Firehouse subs for not labeling their dressing containers.
>>11725G-GORD?
948efb No.11730
File: 1419639704746.jpg (12.09 KB, 300x314, 150:157, 10805802_821227594585686_1….jpg)
>>11728I haven't fapped since…. Saturday I believe.
6c6324 No.11731
5b347c No.11732
>>11726Hm? Are you laughing because I have different tastes? Because that's rude.
>>11727Woohoo.
db7fc9 No.11733
>>11720>tfw friend is over so can't masturbate Life ain't going for me.
f9eabc No.11734
File: 1419639894205.jpg (984.46 KB, 2493x3485, 2493:3485, 1ca87c2457c98e8395895477cd….jpg)
>>11730Last time was yesterday and I edged a lot, so I expect something really messy later. Gonna look forward to it!
>>11733Fap together.
6c6324 No.11735
>>11733my brother is in my room too, I can't fap :(
88126b No.11736
>>11729Gastro-oesophageal reflux disease, otherwise known as 'Shit gullet, you'll constantly get heartburn'.
But normal heartburn is a bitch too. I wouldn't worry about that, but if whatever you've eaten would actually come out, let alone destroy your ass on exit.
>pic related 06eee1 No.11737
>>11730jeesus
>>11731>these fuckers are going to be the MCs of Blomkamp's Chappie.No.
db7fc9 No.11738
>>11732Uh… He's saying those are two well loved games…
948efb No.11739
>>11731
>That songGod damnit, now I'm thinking about white people dancing due to that scene in Farcry 3.
>>11732I don't know what to do now, Fallout 2 is very hard on your choices and punishes you easily.
>>11737It broke.
>>11736Dance Dance Revolution?
5f84d6 No.11740
>>11732I'm laughing because of how extremely easy it is to find people to talk about those series with is and how you're acting like its impossible.
db7fc9 No.11741
>>11734I tried asking! He said no! Like the asshole he is!
>>11735I'm sorry to hear that, I know how that's like.
6c6324 No.11742
>>11737They are good tho.
>>11739Didnt play farcry 3
>>11741I needed up fapping in bath, don't worry, youll get over it!
e7ff1f No.11743
>>11729You'll be fine don't freak out about it
>>11731I know I heard this song somewhere I just can't remember
5b347c No.11744
>>11740Fallout 1 and 2 specifically. Everyone wants to argue 3 vs nv but i just wanna talk about the better ones. I can understand Mgs though.
>>11739Do you have the car? if not, you should try getting it.
5f84d6 No.11745
>>11744That's still much easier than trying to find people who want to talk about, let alone play grand strategy with me.
06eee1 No.11746
>>11745I'd play a strategy game with you like Crusader Kings 2 if I had the monies. I hear they're quite complex!
948efb No.11747
>>11744I got one of the parts from Trapper town.
e4ded5 No.11748
>>11745>>11745What? That's easy, though. I play MP V2 and CK2 at least three-five times every week, in like four hour sessions each from hamachi. Just go ask around, lol
6c6324 No.11750
>>11745tfw played all the gsg 1000 hours
tfw can't muliplayer because fucking 100 euro for it.
5b347c No.11751
>>11745K.
>>11747you gotta get the part from gecko too, and bring it back to the guy with the car. There's more to it but the rest should be easy to figure out. Don't forget to save.
5f84d6 No.11752
>>11746Maybe once, I have like 5 saves from mp games that I played with people once
>>11748I have no friends who are willing to play gs with me.
>>11750Wat
5b347c No.11754
>>11752I met more people into gs from these threads than I ever new before. I really don't see your problem.
e4ded5 No.11755
>>11752Then go make some friends lol
5f84d6 No.11756
>>11754But that doesn't make them want to play them or talk to me about them.
>>11755I have a lot of people who play gs added they just don't want to play them with me.
5b347c No.11757
>>11756Have you mentioned it to them?
e4ded5 No.11758
>>11756Well if you have lots of friends that play gs, but not with you, then the problem's with you. Fix yourself
5f84d6 No.11759
>>11757Yeah usually the first thing people ask is what kind of games I like and I say gs.
>>11758Dunno how
e4ded5 No.11760
>>11759Well, the first way to improve yourself is to become independent and self-sufficient. Are you old enough to try to get a job?
f9eabc No.11761
WHAT IS GS?
06eee1 No.11763
5b347c No.11764
>>11759If they're in the game, why don't you ask to play? When they're playing of course.
>>11761Grand Strategy games. Hard to get into, I'm not into them myself. Lots of management and not actually doing the work.
06eee1 No.11765
88126b No.11766
What grand strat games is everyone on about?
948efb No.11767
>>11761Gay strategy games!
Stuff that nerds play.
e4ded5 No.11768
Eu3 > The Rest
6c6324 No.11769
>>11766Victoria 2 is best game ww@
5f84d6 No.11770
>>11760I don't think getting a job will help me get people to play grand strategy with me
>>11764Because odds are they're either playing with someone else or playing single player and gs isn't the kind of game that people are willing to just stop and leave what they're doing to go play mp with you.
f9eabc No.11771
File: 1419641159708.jpg (962.79 KB, 1000x1654, 500:827, 49f721ef976d92d08a5c0089d7….jpg)
88126b No.11772
>>11769Errr… know anyone who has Civ V?
e4ded5 No.11773
>>11770Just fire up a SP game and pretend you're in an MP game, then!
5b347c No.11774
>>11770You can't say the games don't let you save. And if I were offered, i'd stop singleplayer to play with someone. I'm not your friends though, nor am I into grandstrat.
>>11772"civ is 4x not grand strat"
Or whatever the fuck people said to me about that.
88126b No.11775
>>11774Oh, there is a difference?
Then I never played a Grand Strat game, except Crusader Kings 2
5f84d6 No.11776
>>11773That's no fun, I want to talk to people and play and stuff.
>>11774They do let you save but it's awkward to stop everything you're doing to go play with some guy who you don't like and will never play with again.
06eee1 No.11777
Is Age of Mythology and Age of Empires considered grand strategy? They're the only ones I can get pleasure out of.
5b347c No.11778
>>11775Apparently. I have no clue what's different, other than that games like civ are easy to get into.
>>11776You always act like everyone hates you when you just assume that. It's quite annoying to be honest. And no, it's not awkward, I've done it before.
e4ded5 No.11779
>>11777
>RTS games>Grand Strategy 5f84d6 No.11780
>>11777No, the Paradox titles are basically the only gs titles that anyone plays. there are a few others like the Supreme ruler series but no one really plays those.
>>11778You do the same though.
948efb No.11781
>>11777No not at all.
Also AoM is shit. I remember that it looked good.
Bought the steam version and it looks like shit,
5b347c No.11782
>>11780No I think everyone will judge me harshly because they do the same to everyone else and I'm pretty much socially retarded.
e4ded5 No.11783
>>11781
>mfw my suitemate bought the steam version of AoS>logs onto the steam servers last week>3 people online 06eee1 No.11784
>>11779The more you know!
>>11781Age of Mythology isn't shit. It's a lot more fun than Age of Empires which is saying a lot because Age of Empires is fun as fuck.
948efb No.11785
>>11784Maybe it is,
I just can't get past the old crappy 3d.
Got no one to play AOE2/AOM HD with though.
06eee1 No.11786
>>11785>Got no one to play AOE2/AOM HD with though.That would be fun to get a couple friends together and play a long session…
948efb No.11787
>>11786Then find some friends and get smashed this weekend.
88126b No.11788
>>11785>>11785Oh, I got AOE2 on Steam.
Don't know how to fucking play it though.
948efb No.11789
>>11788Play against AI, they will destroy you though.
88126b No.11790
0d7e72 No.11791
>>11788you, don't suck at it and be git guds
6c6324 No.11792
File: 1419643005233.jpg (621.18 KB, 1847x1032, 1847:1032, ss (2014-12-26 at 09.53.37….jpg)
I for once, allow my superiors welcomed.
4d053c No.11793
>>11749I'm not even sure why we are friends sometimes.
>>11782Paranoia.
5b347c No.11794
>>11793That's not exactly me being paranoid. People judge strangers harshly, and I know for a fact that I'm socially retarded.
88126b No.11795
>>11792SWEDEN YES
>>11791I'll put it on my New Year's Resolution
>no 6. git gud f9eabc No.11796
File: 1419643281346.jpg (448.33 KB, 1500x1056, 125:88, 4b82a86e2bff10fbe2cd08540a….jpg)
>>11793Me and you? Or you and that guy?
0d7e72 No.11797
File: 1419643266372.jpg (139.67 KB, 800x533, 800:533, alopecosa_wolf_spider_by_d….jpg)
>>11795for you though, you'd need to stop sucking then git gud and then finally git super guds
f9eabc No.11799
>>11798Oh, so you're okay with me murdering you?
4d053c No.11800
>>11799…
I guess I'll have to think about that one. 6c6324 No.11802
e7ff1f No.11804
I have to say I like Kaiserreich its pretty interesting
6c6324 No.11806
File: 1419649074310.jpg (199.67 KB, 971x703, 971:703, ss (2014-12-27 at 03.56.48….jpg)
Time to quit.
06eee1 No.11807
>>11804>>11805>>11806What is going on in these pictures
e4ded5 No.11808
>>11806Congrats, you let one of the slavic powers blob, which is what you're supposed to prevent as Sweden
>>11805It's your standard 4-way 2ACW
Also, I'm admirin dat Transamur. Is it still Kolchak?
e7ff1f No.11809
>>11807The fall of America and Gropy losing
>>11808I am rooting for MacArthur although he already made peace with the PSA
Kolchak that was their leader right?
e4ded5 No.11811
>>11809
>Kolchak was overthrownDisgusting, 2/10 Transamur
>Anti-Japanese Coalition victoriousNeat.jpg
Who are you even playing as?
My money is on the USA winning the war.
e7ff1f No.11812
>>11811Japan pretty much gave up it was sad
I'm playing as Ireland its kinda boring
MacArthur was kicking ass but seems to have stalled a bit against the CSA
06eee1 No.11813
>Yes I'm a female gamer, yes we really do exist.
>No I'm not going to accept your random add.
>I mostly play L4D2 or csgo but I do have other games I play.
6c6324 No.11814
>>11813Wait was that her avatar or?
06eee1 No.11815
>>11814Yes that was her avatar lol
6c6324 No.11816
>>11815Based. Should add and play with more.
e4ded5 No.11817
>>11812Ireland is terribly boring, I don't know why you would pick them. The CSA only wins the war if they can hold off long enough to crank out militia divisions since they get all the IC. I told you MacArthur would win.
06eee1 No.11818
>>118163d girls are icky!
6c6324 No.11819
>>11818Not really, some can be alright. It would be wrong to generalize them out from just a few attention whores on the net.
e7ff1f No.11820
>>11817I didn't think they would be this boring oh well I just fuck with the union of Britain since they are at war with Germany right now then when I lose I will pick someone else to play as
Yup MacArthur won no doubt
e4ded5 No.11822
>>11820
>you're going to fuck with the UoB
>with probably less than ten divisionslol
e7ff1f No.11823
>>11822I also declared war on the German Empire thankfully the Russia Empire is a loyal Ally.
I don't expect to survive but I will press on.
891bec No.11824
I just got done playing Kingdom Hearts 2: Final Mix for like 10 hours. Critical mode is fun, but goddamn everything hits like a truck.
f9eabc No.11825
I JUST LOOKED OUTSIDE AND IT'S SNOWING!!!!! NOW I FORGOT TO CLOSE THE WINDOWS AND IT'S COLD AS FUCK HELP BUT I'M SO EXCITED
08b77e No.11826
>>11825Lucky! It was really warm tonight, and I kinda liked it, but I really want snow.
0d7e72 No.11827
>>11825gimme your snow and no one gets hurt
4d053c No.11828
>>11824Isn't it always fun playing games for so long?
f9eabc No.11829
>>11824I wish I would be able to still play games like 10 hours straight.
>>11826I'm just so excited because we didn't had snow in years here. Stupid climate change. Our summers are horribly hot with 45°C nowadays… And the snow just went away even thought there was always so much! ;_;
>>11827I will give you this snow. *unzips pants*
0d7e72 No.11830
File: 1419666423643.jpg (178.12 KB, 1200x801, 400:267, 2549934-a-male-wolf-spider….jpg)
>>11828if you're a gaymor
>>11829I'M TAKING IT "steals your virginity"
f9eabc No.11831
>>11830It was actually only a decoy so I can trap you. Time to kill you while feeding you with chili peppers.
891bec No.11832
>>11828Kingdom Hearts 2 is one of my favorite games ever despite its obvious flaws. I can play that shit all day every day. And so I will, for like the next month. Critical mode is fucking great. KH2 on any other difficulty is 2easy.
>>11829>not being able to play video games for 10 hours straightGit gud
0d7e72 No.11833
>>11831good thing I'm immortal then
>>11832you just wanna fug the cute shotas
f9eabc No.11834
>>11832I don't know… maybe I just didn't found the right game I can still play for a long time in the last few years. I guess Dragon's Dogma would count since I got the Platin trophy in only 2 weeks.
891bec No.11835
>>11833There aren't any shotas in KH2 I think. Sora is like 16 in it.
>>11834It's all about finding that right game, or playing a lot of different games.
0d7e72 No.11836
>>11835you wanna get fucked by him anyways
f9eabc No.11837
File: 1419666970643.png (1012.29 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 1903e9118ec63d971e88b5b2a4….png)
>>11835But I always play my games to 100% before I play new ones. Except if they're really bad. So I don't get to play a lot of games nowadays. Also because I'm short on money.
0d7e72 No.11838
>>11837did you want a game?
f9eabc No.11839
File: 1419667119881.png (531.29 KB, 730x1024, 365:512, 96f7a2c684b17b5cfd176b8feb….png)
>>11838I don't accept gifts from strangers or internet people.
0d7e72 No.11840
>>11839tough add me nerdlord I'm going to inject you
891bec No.11841
>>11836Not really, he's kind of an idiot and I would be worried about being impaled by his super spiky hair.
>>11837Oh, you're one of those completionist kind of fags. Well good luck with that.
f9eabc No.11843
>>11840Are you reserve Kronie? Adding people and giving them games instead of accepting adds for games?
>>11841I am not! But it's way more fun that fun!
0d7e72 No.11844
File: 1419667455407.jpg (348.01 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Wolf_Spider_at_4x_by_dalan….jpg)
4d053c No.11845
>>11830Well crap!
>>11832A lot of people seem to like it! Except
I don't like Disney, so I don't want to play it.>>11843Yes he is.
f9eabc No.11846
>>11844HOW ABOUT A
BIG
FAT
NO
0d7e72 No.11847
>>11845wait, you're not a.. gaymor are you?
>>11846that's not an option
5f1674 No.11848
/ssft/ help me, i cant sleep
f9eabc No.11849
>>11848Shall I knock you out? Then you're sleep peacefully.
891bec No.11850
>>11842rip goods.
>>11843Whatever works for you, m8.
>>11845It's one of the very few game series I go full autism over. I was one of those fags who burst into tears of joy and the usual screaming fanboy nonsense when KH3 was announced at E3.
>>11848Turn off the computer and lights. Go get into bed. Wear socks. Keep your eyes open as long as possible. That's all my advice, good night.
08b77e No.11851
>>11848Lights off, comfy clothes, lay in bed for a while, play some relaxing sounds like rain, and let yourself relax into a snooze~
5f1674 No.11852
>>11849Yeah sure, i hope you have a good right uppercut.
>>11850>>11851Already tried that, no avail…
0d7e72 No.11853
>>11850>wearing socks while you sleep why? all you'll have by the end of it is sweaty socks and marks around your shins
f9eabc No.11854
>>11852I'm gonna make it as painless as possible.
08b77e No.11855
>>11852Just keep trying! You'll be snoozing soon!
4d053c No.11856
>>11847Of course
maybe!>>11850These days, even if it's a series I absolutely love, I don't go crazy over an announcement. I didn't do anything but go "yes!" with a the usual fist pump when I heard Ruby and Sapphire were being remade. If they ever announce a new Metroid, I'll probably do the same.
>>11848Drugs. Tons and tons of drugs.
948efb No.11857
Morning~
My bed is so comfy.
f9eabc No.11858
File: 1419668284124.png (435.25 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, b58f59ce92307145c20ee5f398….png)
>>11857Is it also snowing where you are?
5f1674 No.11859
0d7e72 No.11860
>>11856how gay
>>11857mine is the comfyist of all the times.
>>11858oi add me fagmo
891bec No.11861
>>11852I got nothing then.
>>11853It was one of the tips I vaguely remembered from here-
http://nightschoolbook.wordpress.com/top-tips-for-improved-sleep/>>11856I normally don't either, but people were waiting a REALLY long while for KH3 to get an announcement.
>>11857Good morning. POST PICS OF BED
5f1674 No.11862
Looks like i will not be sleeping tonight. Might as well work out my animu backlog or something even less productive
0d7e72 No.11863
>>11861I have that and wearing socks doesn't work wells
4d053c No.11864
>>11860The amount varies.
>>11861I'm waiting on a Metroid title not being directed by Sakamoto. Thankfully that's very unlikely now, but it also seems unlikely for them to make a new Metroid anyways.
0d7e72 No.11865
>>11864from super gay to ultra gay?
891bec No.11866
>>11863Buy better socks.
>>11864Metroid feels kinda like a dying series imo. At least it hasn't been milked to kingdom come like Mario has been.
08b77e No.11867
>>11863I think wearing socks helps. I like to be warm and cuddly in the winter so having clothes on helps a lot with that.
0d7e72 No.11868
>>11866buy socks for me
>>11867so sweaty though, I just crawl up into a ball
06eee1 No.11869
>>11848Masturbation is the key!
4d053c No.11870
>>11865Non gay to gay.
>>11866It pretty much is. Soon it will be on the status of Star Fox, if not already.
08b77e No.11872
>>11868Turn on a fan or stop being a sweaty nigga. If I get too hot I do turn a fan on so I get cold and can snuggle up in my blanket again.
0d7e72 No.11873
File: 1419669329254.jpg (148.86 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, baby_wolf_spider_by_macroj….jpg)
>>11872I have a cold room and I'm basically a human heater so long as I have blankets to trap my heat I always have a good temperature to sleep in
891bec No.11874
>>11868>me>buying things for other peopleGood one.
>>11870It's gonna be on the wall of "series that we liked but couldn't figure out how to milk as much as mario".
e4ded5 No.11875
0d7e72 No.11876
>>11874yes it would be good so buy me them
>>11875PLACE YOUR BETS HOW LONG WILL IT LAST!
e4ded5 No.11877
>>11876Hinges entirely on whether or not
you will post your profile 891bec No.11879
4d053c No.11880
>>11874D-don't remind me…
>>11875>>1187615 more minutes or to 50 posts.
0d7e72 No.11881
>>11879wow then you're not good
891bec No.11882
>>11880I want to like nintendo, but they keep doing shit like that. Also I want to play some of the exclusives like Bayo 2 or MLG squid lolis, but fuck actually buying a Wii-U.
>>11881I'm bad to the bone.
08b77e No.11883
>tfw someone calls out the wrong anon as you by your old name
>and calls you ugly and repulsive
I didn't know people hated me enough to start drama on other unrelated boards. Feels weird.
0d7e72 No.11884
>>11882more like gay to your boner
>>11883just ignore it and at some point they'll stop
0d7e72 No.11886
>>11885that's what you get for not buying me socks
e4ded5 No.11888
>purge roughly a quarter of your friendlist
Felt bleh. How often do you purge?
891bec No.11889
>>11886Now I'm super not gonna buy you socks.
>>11887I respect your purchasing decision even though I personally would never do the same 0d7e72 No.11890
>>11888depends on if I'm an emotional wreck or not at the time
>>11889well you wasn't anyways triple fag
08b77e No.11891
>>11888When I'm depressed or want to post in an sft
e0d9bd No.11893
Should I shave my legs? I tried once earlier this year but it took me hours and hours to do even one leg.
Yet I just tried it with my new razor and it was so much easier.
4d053c No.11894
>47 posts
I was close!
f9eabc No.11896
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>>11893Do you have a jungle down there? How can it take hours?
e4ded5 No.11897
e0d9bd No.11898
>>11896Well, for starters I am a man with manly genes so unfortunately I do actually have body hair.
Plus, the razor I was using back then wasn't very good and hair kept getting caught between the blades. Whereas, with a safety razor, you can take the blade out and wash hair off.
f9eabc No.11899
>>11898Everyone has body hair though! And I shave every two weeks pretty much all over my body and it only takes.. 30~ minutes!
08b77e No.11900
>>11899Your hair grows pretty slowly then, congrats on the good genes
4d053c No.11901
>>11898>I am a man with manly genesYou probably shouldn't then.
e0d9bd No.11902
>>11899Well maybe I have more body hair than you. Plus if you do it frequently you're obviously going to be more experienced.
>thinking everyone has the same sissy white boi genes as you>>11901Honestly I just want to try it, it's not like i'm going to start posting my legs in trap threads or anything. Besides i've already got a patch on my leg from testing the razor out so I might as well shave it all in order to make it even.
f9eabc No.11903
>>11900Thank you, I take a lot of pride in my feminine genes.
f9eabc No.11904
>>11902But the first time I did shave myself it didn't took any longer than now… Since all you have to do is pretty much just pulling down something in a straight line. That's all you have to do.
e0d9bd No.11905
>>11904Well maybe I have more leg hair than you, retard.
08b77e No.11906
What would last longer than shaving? I don't get much smooth time after shaving. Maybe I shouldn't even bother. Maybe I should just die.
f9eabc No.11907
>>11905But I was 19 the first time I shaved! So it was 19 years worth of hairs. Why are you getting so mad about it? Take come chill pills.
0d7e72 No.11908
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>>11906waxing and using that special stuff that melts hair
4d053c No.11909
>>11906Pulling out the hairs with either waxing or with an epilator.
Are you okay there man?
e0d9bd No.11910
>>11907Yes, and not all 19 year olds have much body hair.
You're trying to compare your odd feminine genes to my natural masculine genes. I have to shave my face everyday whereas you only shave… didn't you say twice a year? So obviously it's different for me.
08b77e No.11911
>>11909I seem to have broken again, don't mind me, I'll be fixed soon enough.
>>11908Those are all good options. I forgot about epillation.
0d7e72 No.11912
>>11911if you wanna talk I'll be happy to listen man
f9eabc No.11913
>>11910Your genes can't be that manly when you're gay.
4d053c No.11914
>>11911A-are you sure? Do you need someone to talk to?
08b77e No.11915
>>11914This happens just about every day. Get depressed, hate myself, talk to someone for a bit, get over it until its time to break down the next day.
4d053c No.11916
>>11915Sounds like a vicious cycle.
08b77e No.11917
>>11916Eh, if I can't stop it myself I'll call up my old therapist and see if he can figure out what the fuck is wrong with me this time. I bet he'd just love that. Thanks for offering to talk to me though. Someone beat you to it on Skype so I don't really want to go online. Other people would start talking to me then.
e0d9bd No.11918
>>11913I'm bi! It's probably just a phase too…
>>11915*kisses u on the lips*
08b77e No.11919
>>11918Is it time for makeup sex already, nonon?
f9eabc No.11920
>>11918Is you being a slut also only a phase?
e0d9bd No.11921
>>11919Only if you want it, but it'll have to wait
e0d9bd No.11922
>>11920Probably, and also you're the slut who shows his butt to all the black men in these threads
4d053c No.11923
>>11917That's fine, as long as you have someone to talk about it. I'm probably not the best anyways. I couldn't offer much advice.
Hopefully your therapist is nice.
f9eabc No.11924
>>11922There are no black people here so I never showed my butt to anyone.
e0d9bd No.11925
>>11924>there are no black people here*cough cough*
08b77e No.11926
>>11923He was really nice but I feel like my problems are silly and a waste of his time. And of everyone else's too.
You're just fine to talk to. I wish you'd start more conversations with me, actually…
>>11925You're black?
e7ff1f No.11927
I said I'd fuck with them
f9eabc No.11928
>>11925You're black? Time to stop posting with you. And there's not a single picture of my butt.
e0d9bd No.11929
>>11926>>11928>be black>get bullied by sissy white boisTHanks obamas :_;
0d7e72 No.11930
>>11929pictures or it isn't true
4d053c No.11931
>>11926Sorry! I see you play game often when you and I are around and I'm looking at my friends list, and I normally don't try to bother people when they are in the middle of a game.
>>11925Your sissy ass couldn't be black if you wished it.
06eee1 No.11932
Fucking niggers, takin all muh white womin
08b77e No.11933
>>11931I play a lot of singleplayer stuff, and even when it isn't, feel free to pester me! Goodnight!
4d053c No.11934
>>11933I keep noticing multi! But sleep well and sweet dreams!
e4ded5 No.11935
>51 friends purged so far
HELP ME
948efb No.11936
>>11858My phone said it was.
e7ff1f No.11937
>>11935Stalin would be proud
948efb No.11938
>Hear wind going like crazy all night and morning
>Check phone snow icon
>Wake up at 12
>Snow everywhere
Neat, we haven't had snow for over a year.
e4ded5 No.11939
>>11937load up kaisereich and check georgia's minister of security e4ded5 No.11941
>>11940The most fun thing in KR for me is seeing those historical divides and what ends up to those people. For example, Mussolini stays a communist and can be elected into power in Southern Italy; or Mosley can lead a totalist Britain and be assassinated by George Orwell (Eric Blair)!
e7ff1f No.11942
>>11941I have to agree its one of the reasons I just played it for hours. Watching and helping the Russia Empire liberate and puppet Europe was great as well.
e4ded5 No.11943
>>11942
>mfwWho were you, anon? I'm Hero.
06eee1 No.11946
>>11563AVOID! One of the most autistic people I have ever met, and I'm pretty autistic myself so that's saying something.
0d7e72 No.11947
>>11946well aren't you a cunt
948efb No.11948
Just rode my bike through snow with a flat tire. That was awful.
>>11946Noun let's not turn this into old SFT
d12da5 No.11949
Good morning ssft! How is everyone today?
948efb No.11950
>>11949Tired from riding my bike.
6c6324 No.11951
>>11949tfw I just woke too
My sleep scheduler is fucking annoying.
0d7e72 No.11952
>>11949I want phantom pain please give me phantom pain I want phantom pain please give me phantom pain I want phantom pain please give me phantom pain I want phantom pain please give me phantom pain I want phantom pain please give me phantom pain I want phantom pain please give me phantom pain
d12da5 No.11953
>>11950Why did you ride your bike in the snow?
>>11951You should fix it sleepyhead!
Or not ;3 948efb No.11954
>>11953Because I wanted to buy ice cream and alcohol.
5b347c No.11955
mornin'
6c6324 No.11956
>>11953Yeah I know, there's no real' reason to have this scheduler, will fix tomorrow and until new year npnp.
>>11954>alcoholYou said you didnt drink.
5b347c No.11957
>>11955Forgot an image. Nobody notices anybody without images here.
d12da5 No.11958
>>11957>>11955Good morning triss
>>11956I gotta keep mine semi-sane thanks to work, but after today I don't work until thursday
>>11955Gonna have a fun night huh?
948efb No.11959
Fallout 2 is craaaazy.
>>11956>>11956Just some breezer, nothing special you can't get drunk of that.
e0d9bd No.11960
Hi! :3
f9eabc No.11961
>>11960Why does Burger King taste so shitty? And hi!
6c6324 No.11962
>>11958Good! Even when you don't have work you should keep it like that silly.
>>11959LOL, didnt know you were a girl, why are you getting those anyway?
>>11960ey boy
e0d9bd No.11963
>>11961I prefer Burger King to McDonalds, but I guess it differs in different countries. I don't really have either that often though.
948efb No.11964
>>11962Because it tastes good!
f9eabc No.11965
>>11963I can't remember the last time I had either of them. Fast food is pretty dumb but I still want a nice Big Mac now… thanks for making me hungry.
5f1674 No.11966
Morning /ssft/! anyone wants to play 100% Orange Jews with me?
948efb No.11967
>>11965Vanserrrrrr so much snow here.
f9eabc No.11968
>>11967Same, but I got no one to take a long nice walk in the snow with, so what's the point?
e0d9bd No.11969
>>11967It's super cold here but no snow :_;
948efb No.11970
>>11968Same here, all these kids making snowmen and I have no one to do that with or atleast hang out with.
f9eabc No.11971
>>11970Go outside and destroy them.
e0d9bd No.11972
>>11971No!
That's a horrible thing to do…
f9eabc No.11973
>>11972I'm a horrible person so it doesn't matter. Maybe they should just build another one that looks better next time.
e0d9bd No.11974
>>11973>admitting to being a horrible person…and you were calling me bad :_;
948efb No.11975
>>11973I remember doing that years back and then a dad confronted me about it asking me why I did it.
I actually said why not? If I can't have fun why should they.
d12da5 No.11976
>>11966Let's play when I get home in a few hours!
>>11962I knowwww but I get carried away at night…
f9eabc No.11977
>>11974Maybe I am one, maybe I'm not one. Other people should be the judges, not me. I like to think I'm pretty nice.
>>11975Hopefully he gave you a good beating.
e0d9bd No.11978
>>11975That sounds autistic as fuck.
>If I can't have fun why should they.Because you can still have fun without ruining their fun. They can't drink but that doesn't mean it's fine for them to smash any bottles of alchohol they find.
>there are actual legitimate edgy peopleI see now why my words can hurt; people of darkness cannot handle the mighty glory of light~
>>11977But what you suggested was a very bad thing.
948efb No.11979
>>11978I was like 13 years old and depressed because my dad died around that time.
>>11977He didn't.
5b347c No.11980
>>11978edg·y
adjective
1.
tense, nervous, or irritable.
"he became edgy and defensive"
synonyms:tense, nervous, on edge, anxious, apprehensive, uneasy, unsettled; More
antonyms:calm
(of a musical performance or a piece of writing) having an intense or sharp quality.
2.
informal
at the forefront of a trend; experimental or avant-garde.
"their songs combine good music and smart, edgy ideas"
synonyms:cutting-edge, on-the-edge, fringe, avant-garde, innovative, original, offbeat; gritty
"an edgy new novel"
You faggots always get that word wrong.
f9eabc No.11981
>>11978It's a lesson for the kids. Some things don't last in life. It would be gone tomorrow anyway, so why would it matter?
e0d9bd No.11982
>>11980Words change. Our vocabulary changes the dictionary, not the other way around.
>>11981Yes, but sometimes you don't need to teach them a lesson and you should just let them have some damn fun. Especially if it rarely ever snows.
f9eabc No.11983
Also me and my friends always threw snowballs into open windows, like 4 snowballs at the same time. That was really fun.
f9eabc No.11984
>>11982I am just kidding! As if I would go outside just to destroy some snowmen.
e0d9bd No.11985
>>11984>being a virgin neet loser thats afraid of going outsideWhy must you propagate the stereotype even more?:_;
5b347c No.11986
>>11982Or you're just using that as an excuse for using "edgy" incorrectly.
6c6324 No.11987
>>11964Yeah but why not just get soda and stuff then?
>>11966Moring!
>>11976Same! But I know you're stronger then me hahaha.
>>11983That just seem rude, would you want a snowball suddenly on your floor?
f9eabc No.11988
>>11985What? I'm not afraid of going outside, only when I'm in a really bad mood.
e0d9bd No.11989
>>11986But i'm sure most people here understand the definition of "edgy" in the way I mean it.
It's the internet, not an English language exam so… deal with it.
Besides, i'm an Englishman and well… in case you have forgotten, we invented the English language. So please, don't tell me how to use my own language.
>>11988Okay sorry waffle
5b347c No.11990
>>11989
>my country invented the language so i can use it incorrectly e0d9bd No.11991
>>11990>incorrectlyI repeat. The language makes the dictionary; the dictionary does not make the language.
f9eabc No.11992
>>11987It's just water.
>>11989I am not a waffle!
e0d9bd No.11993
>>11992Yes you are! I'm gonna cover you in syrup and gobble you up, silly waffle
5b347c No.11994
>>11991So we should change the word "edgy" to something almost entirely different because people can't bother to look up the actual description of the person you feel like insulting?
e0d9bd No.11996
>>11994If the definition of "edgy" I am using becomes popular enough, maybe someday it will be added to the dictioary. It has happened to words before because there needs to be words before there can be a dictionary. Besides, i'm pretty sure "LOL" is in the dictionary now anyway.
>>11995Okay.
5b347c No.11997
>>11996It can be added, but it isn't right now, and considering the only places that use it that way are 4 and 8chan I can't see it happening any time soon.
948efb No.11998
>>11987Why does it matter?
f9eabc No.11999
>>11996But we can eat some waffles together and talk about life if you want!
948efb No.12001
>>12000Both is good depending on what you want.
f9eabc No.12002
>>12001>Fast food>goodNo!
948efb No.12003
>>12002Doner is just as bad.
365dd4 No.12004
>>12002As long as it tastes good, right? :^)
f9eabc No.12005
>>12003Noooo, Döner is a gift from Allah.
948efb No.12006
>>12005Doner is just as bad as Mc Donalds or BK.
>You will never eat Doner with Vanser f9eabc No.12007
>>12006I don't think you ever ate a true German-Turkish Döner if you say it's as bad as Mc Donalds or Burger King.
948efb No.12008
I just won a boxing match by punching someone's eyes out.
Feels great
>>12007I meant as in un-healthy.
It tastes good sure.
f9eabc No.12009
>>12008It's not unhealthy though.
e0d9bd No.12010
>tfw I just noticed that I get 5 o'clock shadow
I am manly as fuck. Maybe it's time to stop being a sissy white boi…
365dd4 No.12011
>>12010Five o'clock shadows are the best! They look awesome
f9eabc No.12012
>>12010Then stop shaving your legs, you little sissy white boy.
e0d9bd No.12013
>>12012But you dorks dont like real men :(
Besides, ive got a blank patch on my legs from testing it out so I probably should shave to make it even
>>12011Thanks hun
I should get some manly aftershave too. I'd prefer natural aromas to chemical shit tho
f9eabc No.12014
>>12013You're a dummy! I like real men, but only if I'm bottom. If I'm top I would prefer a cute boy.
e0d9bd No.12015
Also, I want a garden so I can do gardening! It seems like a nice and fun hobby, and growing fruit and veg would be helpful. I'm sure people would be impressed if I invited them over for dinner and I told them I grew the vegetables myself, right?
f9eabc No.12016
>>12015I don't want to ruin your dream, but it's actually really easy to grow your own vegetables…
e0d9bd No.12017
>>12016How is that ruining my dream? Besides I mean if I had a garden full of different plants; flowers and herbs and fruit and vegetables etc. I'm not saying they'd be amazed but i'm sure people would be a tad impressed.
88126b No.12018
>being so gentlemanly, all my spawn come out with a bottle of gin and a deed to a garden plot.
Silliness aside, hello friends.
f9eabc No.12019
>>12017Maybe if the people don't know how easy it is. I did that when we still had our own garden with tomatoes, strawberries, etc. and nobody ever cared that I do it. And eh, it's not that great and really boring. And if you don't a really big garden you don't have much of it. I would rather just buy it from the store.
365dd4 No.12020
88126b No.12021
>>12020Hey Noun, how was your day?
e0d9bd No.12022
Maybe chickens too, although that seems a bit more complicated and I'd need plenty of space and money for it. I wonder if I could kill and eat them though.
>>12018Hi Scanny
>>12019Well it's not that easy, easy is just buying it from the store, but with this you have to maintain it for months.
>And eh, it's not that great and really boring.Maybe that's just because you're a nerd that likes anime and figures. I'm actually a man not a boy so I enjoy being outdoors sometimes. I think I'd enjoy gardening because it mixes several things:
>Strategy/management ala making sure you use the right soil, food, compost, repellents, watering routines, planting patterns etc.
>Aesthetic ala making sure the garden looks nice and pretty
>Physical; i'm sure there'll be plenty of physical labour to do 88126b No.12023
>>12015Definitely, plus you can shit on everyone else.
>Nigga, I bet you get your vegetables from Aldi. f9eabc No.12024
>>12022Eh, trust me, I speak out of experience and you overthink a lot of it. You would need a little farm before you can start worrying about all that stuff. And our garden was quite big, but it was still piss-easy and not even then was it worth the effort.
365dd4 No.12025
>>12021It was good! I stayed up until 5:30 am talking to a friend of mine and woke up at 9am! Tired as fug
e0d9bd No.12026
>>12024But i'm talking about having an entire garden to maintain myself. Maybe not a huge one, but I just mean something more than a little kiddy patch.
You're a bully anyway. I just wanted to grow stuff and make a nice meal for you :_;
88126b No.12027
>>12025I did a thing in Liverpool.
Got drunk and high from 1pm to 7pm.
Today was a good day, I'm gonna sleep well tonight~
365dd4 No.12028
>>12027That's a lot of drinkin and smokin!
f9eabc No.12029
>>12026I would rather get my vegetables from the store because I can get every vegetable there, regardless of the season.
88126b No.12030
>>12028Such is Saturday, I had an interview an interview there and no the trains run; so I thought 'may as well make a day of it'.
e0d9bd No.12031
>>12029Well I can still grow stuff and the ones I cant grow, I'll get from the store. Fresh fruit and veg usually tastes better anyway.
Bully.
f9eabc No.12032
>>12031There are always those organic supermarkets if you want fresh vegetables and fruits.
e0d9bd No.12033
>>12032It's still not the same though!
Why are you so unsupportive of me and my ambitions? It's a nice productive hobby but you keep trying to convince me otherwise. What, should I waste my time and money on getting stupid anime figures instead?
88126b No.12034
>>12033>Turnips>The peasant's anime figureBut silliness aside, you could make booze out of your vegetables as well as soup.
5f1674 No.12035
f9eabc No.12036
>>12033I'm just saying my opinion about it! You can do whatever you want and have fun with it! I'm not trying to convince you against it.
Also I just ordered this cutie:
http://youtu.be/1gfOLABzjsI Isn't she cute?
88126b No.12037
>>12035Hello Brownie, hold me, I'm cold and stuff.
5f1674 No.12038
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>>12037Come to my arms, i will keep you warm and cozy~
88126b No.12039
>>12038Fantastic, pajamas and hot water bottles just don't do it for me anymore.
Speaking of which, xmas pajamas are best pajamas.
5f1674 No.12040
>>12039Everything Xmas is the best~ the limited edition beer, speding time with familly, Xmas steam sales~…
11814e No.12041
tfw staying up all night playing cards with friends
948efb No.12042
Am I the only one who sees Fallout NV twice on sale?
Also finally something worthy to buy, Shovel knight.
5f1674 No.12043
>>12042shovel knight is on sale? thanks friend, i have been waiting for this
88126b No.12044
>>12040Oh good lord the sales.
My library has grown 3 sizes that day.
948efb No.12045
VANSER WHAT THE FUCK, EVERYTHING TO THE WEST OF NEW RENO IS TRYING TO KILL ME HARD. ALIENS AND DEATHCLAWS AND SUDDENLY I ARRIVE IN AN AREA WITH EXPLODING COWS.
>>12043Only 33% though.
948efb No.12047
>>12046Not even Marcus can do anything to ANYTHING
f9eabc No.12048
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>>12047I guess you're fucked then.
948efb No.12049
>>12048I got a 130% unarmed skill and if I kick a Floater it takes 8 damage.
Fuck that game.
e0d9bd No.12051
>>12034Hm, what booze could I make? I know a lot of booze is made from grains and stuff which I doubt i'd have enough room for growing, but I suppose I could make cider although Im pretty sure apple trees take years to mature. Is there anything else that's possible?
>>12036Well it seems like you're trying to change my mind. Sorry for wanting to do more with my life than sit indoors all day.
>>12039My family has a tradition where ever christmas eve we get an early present which is usually pajamas, although sometimes its been slippers or dressing gowns. This year I got a turkey onesie and I was playing with my two niece who had cat and doggy onesies :3
948efb No.12052
4d053c No.12053
>>12049That's Fallout 1 and 2 for you.
948efb No.12054
>>12053The only thing I don't like about the games is that you get a lack of directions.
But that's just me being used to hand holding from Fo3 etc
88126b No.12055
>>12051>TURNIP WINE From Judidth LyonTake a large number of turnips, pare and slice them; then place in a cider-press, and obtain all the juice you can.
To every gallon of juice add three pounds of lump sugar, and half a pint of brandy, pour the liquor into a cask, and when it has done working, bung it close for three months, and draw off into another cask.
When it is fine, bottle
and cork well.
… sounds like a bad idea waiting to happen.
And that's so cute. I got slippers too, but they don't fill my feet properly.
e0d9bd No.12056
>>12055Eww, turnip wine doesn't sound very nice at all.
I got slippers too but im not sure if they are the wrong size or if it's just how slippers are. Are they supposed to have a biggish gap (about 1.5 inches) between my heel and the back of it?
4d053c No.12057
>>12054I think the same thing. While I would like less hand holding there is in the newer games, it doesn't even bother to point you in the right direction.
I'm sure they say in the conversation where you need to go, but I can't say for sure.
e0d9bd No.12058
>>12056>tfw took the tag off and can't find it nowWelp looks like Im fucked. Thankfully they arent too big; I guess I just need to walk carefully in them is all
88126b No.12059
>>12056I don't know. Slippers are weird.
If it isn't uncomfortable, just let it happen.
f9eabc No.12060
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>>12051I just think you take it the wrong way.
>>12052No, I hate memes.
948efb No.12061
>>12060Then stop using git gud.
>>12057Not really, it just tells you to find the Geck and on your own you have to find out where to go.
You talk to one person and he leads you to another person far away, you do a quest for him and you get another hint etc etc.
5b347c No.12062
>>12057Well I know that it's vague, "go get the geck" isn't really hard to accomplish. In almost every conversation there's "have you heard of the geck" or something similar, there's obvious clues if you know what you're looking for, it was in the vaults, there's a place called vault city.
88126b No.12063
>>12058They're like winter flip flops, now I think about it.
f9eabc No.12065
>>12061Okay, then get good.
6c6324 No.12066
>>12064
4d053c No.12067
>>12061>>12062Yeah I guess I'm just so use to being pointed where I need to go instead of having to find the thing all by myself with hints and all.
I'm going to have to go back and replay Fallout 1 anyways.
948efb No.12068
>>12062Yet no one will tell you about it and the First Citizen will get angry at everything.
Also fuck that bad luck dog.
>>12065I try.
5b347c No.12069
>>12068It's pretty much obvious that it's in the vault, or at least clues to it are in there, all you have to do is get in there.
You're right about the dog though.
948efb No.12070
>>12069Yes, and you can't get into the vault itself unless you beat that Citizen test which is RNG bullshit.
That dog took ages to kill. Wasted so much ammo.
5b347c No.12071
>>12070No, actually there's another way to be a citizen. Without killing anyone too.
e0d9bd No.12072
>>12060I'll show you taking it the wrong way…
f9eabc No.12073
>>12072Didn't you wanted to stop being so gay?
e0d9bd No.12074
>>12073It's not gay if I top and the bottom is cute enough.
e4ded5 No.12075
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f9eabc No.12076
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>>12074Yep, totally not gay at all.
e0d9bd No.12077
>>12076Well it's not as gay.
I don't want to become so manly that I can't enjoy anything because it's "unmanly", I just want to become wise and strong and great!
f9eabc No.12078
>>12077Being in so much denial is not good for your mind.
5b347c No.12079
>>12075I have like…2 more games and maybe a couple more hours but this is pretty much mine.
e0d9bd No.12080
>>12078But that's not being in denial. I wish to become greater and more manly but that doesn't mean I can't fuck the occasional cute boy.
Being without ambitions is much worse for your mind.
f9eabc No.12082
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>>12080Fucking a boy is gay and getting fucked as a boy is gay. You're gay.
e0d9bd No.12083
>>12082But fucking a boy, especially a cute femboy is definitely not as gay as being fucked by a boy.
I'm bi and that doesn't mean I can't be manly anyway.
You're not being very nice so I can't be bothered to spend anymore time with you tonight. Bye bye.
88126b No.12084
>>12081Christ.
$2310.
The things I would do for that much money.
f9eabc No.12085
>>12083Sometimes the truth isn't very nice!
365dd4 No.12086
>>120846 years of regret!
Just kidding, I regret absolutely nothing e6e702 No.12087
>>12081I fucking told you 117
08b77e No.12088
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>>12075I've played over 50% of my games at least
365dd4 No.12089
>>12087AHHAHA Jesus! Dude it's fate
88126b No.12090
>>12086I got a few games which I regret.
The old Xcom series because I don't know how to play it.
Broken Sword 3d and Eldritch.
6c6324 No.12091
meh
5b347c No.12092
>>12091>>12088>>12087>>12081Any reason why you guys are just taking the top part? it's not like this shit is personal or anything. Or are you guys just wusses?
sorry in advance 6c6324 No.12093
>>12092Well the information below doesn't really have that much of interesting information.
Also >sorry in advance
LOL
5b347c No.12094
>>12093
>LOLWhat's so funny?
e6e702 No.12095
>>12092i cropped it like that cause i saw it cropped that way
08b77e No.12096
>>12092Most of it is useless info nobody cares about. If you wanna be extra paranoid someone having access to the number URL for your profile means that no matter how many times you change your ID they'll always be able to find you.
4d053c No.12097
>>12083>not as gayPretty sure there's only gay and not gay. There's really no grey zone when it comes to male on male contact.
Accept it like the rest of us.
365dd4 No.12098
>>12092I'm not a wuss, boy! I'm a strong, virile man who don't take shit from no one! Why are you apologizing? haha c:
11814e No.12099
>spend all of this money on games
>most played games are free anyway
Sure it's money spent over a few years with sales included, but still!
08b77e No.12100
>>12097>my dick is hard but I'm not sure how hard it is I'd say I'm 50% gay 50%unattracted to this 5b347c No.12101
>>12096Honestly, if people know who I am I think it makes me happier. More likely to get more friends i guess.
5b347c No.12102
>>12098Didn't want anyone to feel bad.
88126b No.12103
>>12092Wuss?
Everytime I cum on someone's face, they grow a full on Viking beard.
4d053c No.12104
>>12100I'm not sure if you are bring up a counter point or going along with what I'm saying.
>>12103That's terrifying.
88126b No.12105
>>12104And that's why you see a lot of magnificent beards on the internet.
948efb No.12106
Wow, so much money I could have used for better stuff
5b347c No.12107
Fuck.
88126b No.12108
>>12106That's a year's rent in a city flat.
6c6324 No.12109
>>12106Nice waste.
Half of mine is from humblebundles lel
f9eabc No.12110
I actually just paid for 10 games of that. And I wish Steam would have recorded the hours earlier than 2008, I would have like 8000 hours just in CS 1.6.
948efb No.12111
>>12108>>12109I mean, with that money. I easily would have gotten a drivers license.
08b77e No.12112
>>12111I haven't gotten my license yet because I don't want to pay for insurance. I won't drive often so it'll just be a moneysink.
88126b No.12113
>>12111Or like 2 trips to the highest grade whore in Alantis.
>I forgot which places has the best prostitutes, so may as well make shit up f9eabc No.12114
>>12111Get one so you can drive to my house and give me your cat!
e4ded5 No.12115
>>12092If someone knows your steam ID or the number for it they can track you down forever. If you wanted, you could wipe all your friends, all your comments, change your URL and stay offline for a month and get a fresh start.
That's just some innawoods shit, though
e6e702 No.12116
>>12113also depends on what you want
ca8b2a No.12117
>>12115I don't do anything to anyone. Why would I be afraid of someone finding me?
e4ded5 No.12118
>>12117Well, not everyone is you~
That and I know of people that have done it, is all.
948efb No.12119
>>12114Why do you want my cat so badly?
ca8b2a No.12120
>>12118If they didn't do anything bad in the first place they wouldn't be afraid. Maybe they shouldn't have done something bad?
f9eabc No.12121
>>12119I want every cat! Except those naked ones, those are ewwwwww.
e6e702 No.12122
>>12117You should still want privacy even if you have nothing to hide, its your right.
ca8b2a No.12123
>>12121Cats are lame. They don't do anything but lie around. At least, that's all my cats have done. One actually ran away. The other was pissed all the time and i think it scratched me at least a few times.
ca8b2a No.12124
>>12122Just because it's my right doesn't mean I have to use that right.
e4ded5 No.12125
f9eabc No.12126
>>12123Maybe you're just too lame for cats!
4d053c No.12127
I think I have a problem.
e6e702 No.12128
6c6324 No.12129
>>12111Why get a driver license? Use the money for a place for yourself, inv cute boys over.
???
profit.
948efb No.12130
>>12127
>Still wasted the most money on steamSomeone please spend more than me.
08b77e No.12131
>>12115Sometimes I think about doing that. I feel too bad about removing anyone that talks to or likes me though…
88126b No.12132
>>12125Gimme sugar water pls.
4d053c No.12133
>>12130If it helps, I actually have more things in my inventory. I just haven't redeemed them. So I probably have wasted the most on Steam.
e7ff1f No.12134
365dd4 No.12135
>you will never be PalmDesert
88126b No.12137
>>12135That's filthy.
My god.
88126b No.12138
>>12136Deer butt is tightest butt.
4d053c No.12139
>5. The typical, ordinary way feels like a betrayal of myself.What the hell does this even mean?
>>12138Clever.
88126b No.12142
>>12139>>12140>>12141Well… why else all sorts of predators chase dat ass?
365dd4 No.12143
I don't know what to make of this.
>>12138How would you know? Hah
ca8b2a No.12144
>>12142I don't care for that…i just feel like you were also saying that about me.
Which makes me feel really weird.
4d053c No.12145
>>12142Aren't you talking about…oh never mind!
e4ded5 No.12147