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File: 1419863136850.jpg (39.6 KB, 550x730, 55:73, 1409947323194.jpg)

68c65b No.12655[Last 50 Posts]

Steam Friends General NEO-22

"Actually read the OP this time" Edition

Post your ID in the steamID [ >>4 ] thread, then post here. Having colored IDs from the Options tag in the top-right is recommended.
Get disappointed in yourself and the choices you've made in life by being here; show results! [ https://steamdb.info/calculator/ ]

BIG /SSFT/ COLLAB PROJECT! I've talked about this with some of you, but we're gonna have some fun this thread, and the next one!
Just trust me, trust me. Step 1: Take your alignment test, and please remember it! [ http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html ]
SCREENSHOT THE EXTENDED DETAILS STATS - this is super-duper important! Post them in the thread, too <- Important as heck!!!!!
Then on to Step 2: Imagine a character, whether from anime or anything else, that you feel best mirrors your personality best!
Try to avoid picking your waifu or something like that. Pick a completely different character that all of us would agree fits!
Post that character, too!

If you do both step 1 and step 2 I'll make a near alignment chart. It's cute! And you've got nothing better to do, so do it =w= please

Old Thread: [ >>12146 ]

dfd6c9 No.12657

File: 1419864171740.gif (732.27 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1411016869379.gif)

>>12653

I'll take it Glasses, which movie though?

b8c7ea No.12658

File: 1419864219273.webm (4.91 MB, 640x480, 4:3, CCR.webm)

>>12653
Thanks but there is a guide to doing it so its not that impressive
Also fuck the guards for cutting of my song

3b1664 No.12659

File: 1419864440859.png (50.73 KB, 1893x691, 1893:691, Alignment.png)


2c1eb6 No.12660

File: 1419864420720.png (124.35 KB, 912x998, 456:499, ss (2014-12-29 at 03.46.06….png)

Fits lel.
Time to find a character that's like me.

3b1664 No.12661

>>12659
Dang, I posted accidentally before my post was complete.

I seriously can't for the life of me find a character that's like me, so if anyone has got an idea, be sure to tell me.

2c1eb6 No.12663

File: 1419864621911.jpg (197.81 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1398598402020.jpg)

>>12660
I guess for a character that fits, this rat might work.

dfd6c9 No.12664

File: 1419865013365.jpg (1.38 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1419798091616.jpg)

>>12659
>>12660

>Tfw never know what to play in Fallout


In Fallout 2 I made myself Evil by being a slaver because it made good money.

Too bad everyone hates you.

b8c7ea No.12666

File: 1419865300491.png (46 KB, 878x811, 878:811, CN.png)

Now for the hard part of thinking of someone who is like me…

c99a3a No.12667

File: 1419869323721.jpg (106.49 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 4224307177_6efa99e25a_z.jpg)

what's this plan then?

3e1b1d No.12668

Embedding error.
I'M GOIN BACK TO CALI! GOIN BACK TO CALI!

FUCK THAT I DONT THINK SOOO!

3e1b1d No.12669

This fits me well. Also, animu character I'm most like is Revy. I know you said no waifu but part of the reason I'm so attracted to her is because I see myself in her so there ya go!

3e1b1d No.12670

File: 1419871313219.png (35.48 KB, 884x722, 442:361, neutral good.png)

>>12669
fuck I posted the wrong image

dfd6c9 No.12671

File: 1419871803032.jpg (90.7 KB, 1070x720, 107:72, 1419058861724.jpg)

>>12668

Good morning Revy

3e1b1d No.12672

>>12671
mornin' illya

dfd6c9 No.12673

File: 1419872211908.png (219.44 KB, 396x310, 198:155, 1419863401988.png)

>>12672

Haha yeah thanks!

3e1b1d No.12674

File: 1419872650029.png (182.44 KB, 282x348, 47:58, flexing!.png)

>>12673
What are you up to today?

2c1eb6 No.12675

File: 1419873351272.png (96 KB, 327x329, 327:329, 1395475609822.png)


dfd6c9 No.12676

File: 1419873526130.jpg (79.17 KB, 398x330, 199:165, ss (2014-12-29 at 06.18.42….jpg)

>>12675

>>12674

Haha, nothing much. The usual being bored and semi alone!

91157a No.12677

File: 1419874328661-0.png (32.97 KB, 1564x331, 1564:331, H-Here I go.png)

Hey people, how's your day going?
why did I fill this out, again?

dfd6c9 No.12678

Where do I find this moral compass test

3e1b1d No.12679

File: 1419874557712.jpg (46.26 KB, 597x338, 597:338, iron cross.jpg)

>>12678
Look in the OP, silly dutchman!

dfd6c9 No.12680

File: 1419874593624.gif (240.49 KB, 500x283, 500:283, I'll fuck you up.gif)

>>12679
>>12679

>Silly Dutchman


Wanna have a go?

3e1b1d No.12681

File: 1419874693562.png (534.08 KB, 554x745, 554:745, disgusting little man.png)

>>12680
I could beat you into submission, kiddo. No way you'd wanna fight me!

dfd6c9 No.12682

File: 1419874771474.jpg (97.4 KB, 377x322, 377:322, faggot2.jpg)

>>12681

I'll fuck you up fool.

Name a time and a place.

3e1b1d No.12683

File: 1419875005817.jpg (57.85 KB, 1274x702, 49:27, dead eyes.jpg)

>>12682
My room, ass crack of dawn. Gonna give you an early-morning beating, kid!

dfd6c9 No.12684

File: 1419875139025.jpg (55.49 KB, 900x499, 900:499, 288411-erza_pillow_fight.jpg)

>>12683

Sure I'll smack you with your own pillows.

3e1b1d No.12685

File: 1419875261935.gif (1.91 MB, 400x225, 16:9, gooch stab.gif)

>>12684
I'm a man, I sleep on a bare mattress. Don't need no blankets or pillows! It gets the job done and prevents fuccbois like you from using the pillows to their advantage!

dfd6c9 No.12686

File: 1419875327184.gif (859.62 KB, 550x309, 550:309, 1412780075184.gif)

>>12685

I'm not a fuccboi I'm a proud 6'2 Dutch Man!

I'll smack you with the mattress then!

2c1eb6 No.12687

File: 1419875384160.png (278.44 KB, 423x381, 141:127, 1382308144196.png)

>>12686
>I'm not a fuccboi I'm a fat 6'2 Dutch Man!

fixed

dfd6c9 No.12688

File: 1419875398844.gif (937.56 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1417276672778.gif)

>>12687

I'm not fat!

2c1eb6 No.12689

File: 1419875449987.jpg (77.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1407094031603.jpg)

>>12688
Then tell us your weight!

3e1b1d No.12690

File: 1419875503108.png (1.03 MB, 1360x768, 85:48, down the barrel.png)

>>12686
You're a fuccboi, fuccboi!

dfd6c9 No.12691

>>12690

Prove it!

3e1b1d No.12692

File: 1419875627632.png (466.26 KB, 515x565, 103:113, revy dom 2.png)

>>12691
I have proven it on many occasions~

2c1eb6 No.12693

File: 1419875646429.gif (1.96 MB, 400x225, 16:9, 14140851668168.gif)

>>12691
>avoiding my question

I guess I was right.

3e1b1d No.12694

>>12693
that gif is so cute! hnng

dfd6c9 No.12695

File: 1419875712832.gif (208.37 KB, 354x534, 59:89, 1410798198899.gif)

>>12689

Around 70-75.

>>12692

Nuhu, that's a lie.

2c1eb6 No.12696

File: 1419875799229.jpg (61.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 14081629773432.jpg)

>>12694
Its me and you bae.

3e1b1d No.12697

File: 1419876008588.png (656.39 KB, 600x846, 100:141, lol fuck you.png)

>>12695
No lies, only truth!

>>12696
me combing your hair because you're a good little girl!

dfd6c9 No.12698

File: 1419876261492.jpg (7.56 KB, 250x211, 250:211, 1419101319784s.jpg)

>>12697

No truth, only a billion of lies!

2c1eb6 No.12699

File: 1419876399502.jpg (66.7 KB, 496x660, 124:165, 1406714144159.jpg)

>>12697
fk off

3e1b1d No.12700

File: 1419876753318.jpg (20.9 KB, 624x351, 16:9, detailed.jpg)

>>12698
>a billion of lies

Pathetic, can't even grammar correctly! :P

>>12699
ill rek u m8. top fragger? mor like top fagger!

dfd6c9 No.12701

File: 1419876884830.jpg (15.15 KB, 190x266, 5:7, download.jpg)

>>12700

Fuck you, let's fight it out in Age of Empires 2 instead.

36360c No.12703

File: 1419877584202.jpg (948.98 KB, 1235x1020, 247:204, 1403129422968.jpg)

Some of you guys should buy Men of War Assault Squad 2 and play it with me!

88ab58 No.12704

File: 1419877585408.png (389.22 KB, 1000x768, 125:96, 1395187285030.png)

>friend is working New Year's Eve and New Year's Day

I'm really starting to hate these damn capitalist pigs. Who the hell even goes shopping on New Year's Day anyway? Yeah I know there's New Year sales and stuff but couldn't they just postpone it by a day? It's not like as soon as it hits January 2nd people are thinking "Gee this year sure is getting old isn't it?".


Fuck. Stalin save me from capitalism pls :_;

1d5d99 No.12705

File: 1419879298800.png (37.05 KB, 882x350, 63:25, Capture.PNG)

chaotic good is cool i guess

should i go to work today or have another day off?

i am sick still somehow but calling in will be hard

273b4e No.12706

File: 1419880380716.jpg (122.52 KB, 1594x836, 797:418, im neutral.JPG)

Soo uhh what do I do now? I suck at character creation

88ab58 No.12707

File: 1419880438478.png (66.19 KB, 1906x718, 953:359, 69de75868d[1].png)

Hm, well there were some questions that I wasn't completely sure about but voila, here it is. I'm not sure how to feel about it though, and I can't think of a character like me either.


Also, maybe we should all do one of those MBTI tests someday too.

2c1eb6 No.12708

File: 1419881928222.jpg (21.81 KB, 265x252, 265:252, 1408838934632.jpg)

>mfw i'm the only one with "evil"

3e1b1d No.12709

File: 1419881962094.png (304.67 KB, 559x481, 43:37, flustered.png)

>tfw can't move fast in AoE 2

92a1e6 No.12710

File: 1419882121062.png (68.03 KB, 916x986, 458:493, ss (2014-12-29 at 08.40.26….png)

Seems about right. Screw other people.

88ab58 No.12711

File: 1419882375359.png (154.55 KB, 491x439, 491:439, 1417966733950.png)

>>12710
>not caring about other people
>not wanting to become so great that you have more than enough power to help both yourself and others


Autism.

dfd6c9 No.12712

File: 1419882548555.png (37.36 KB, 882x363, 294:121, ss (2014-12-29 at 06.42.39….png)

>>12708

You wish.

92a1e6 No.12713

File: 1419882581556.png (1.38 MB, 1051x721, 1051:721, 1418677491814.png)

>>12711
>caring about people you don't know

88ab58 No.12714

>>12713
>not getting to know more people

Knowing more people means more people to care about. Caring about more people means more people to help and care about you.

You don't seem to understand how the human race works.

92a1e6 No.12715

File: 1419883221740.jpg (930.45 KB, 840x1212, 70:101, 33627696.jpg)

>>12714
Or knowing more people means using them to your advantage.

c99a3a No.12716

File: 1419883442533-0.jpeg (85.5 KB, 427x640, 427:640, hairy-spider_l.jpeg)

File: 1419883442533-1.png (57.08 KB, 1028x896, 257:224, ss (2014-12-29 at 08.03.00….png)

we better be playing some dnd or else I'm going to ban everyone ever

dfd6c9 No.12717

File: 1419883523070.png (257.68 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_mwwffwXql91rljfi1o1….png)

>>12716

DND is shit.

c99a3a No.12718

File: 1419883578924-0.jpg (147.4 KB, 956x1024, 239:256, 1405934922098.jpg)

>>12717
ur a shit

dfd6c9 No.12719

>>12718

I know!

88ab58 No.12720

>>12715
Yes, you can benefit from knowing more people, but you don't have to word it in such a villainous way.

>>12716
Hello fellow chaotic neutral bro

*tips trilby*

c99a3a No.12721

File: 1419883870237-0.jpg (197.31 KB, 800x533, 800:533, 12302043aK.jpg)

>>12719
o.k I take it back ur not shit

>>12720
[chaotic intensifies]

88ab58 No.12722

>>12721
*jumps above you*

Chaos control!!

*appears behind you and rips out your spine*

8e604e No.12723

File: 1419886956879-0.png (84.97 KB, 960x1040, 12:13, ss (2014-12-29 at 03.01.27….png)

File: 1419886956879-1.jpg (52.16 KB, 653x171, 653:171, ss (2014-12-29 at 03.02.05….jpg)

Good morning SFT

dfd6c9 No.12724

File: 1419887376344.png (13.57 KB, 611x96, 611:96, ss (2014-12-29 at 10.08.57….png)

>>12723

Morning!

>Only things I bought during the sale

3e1b1d No.12725

File: 1419887441271.png (6.63 MB, 2557x1439, 2557:1439, Age of Empires 2 wrekt.png)

Damn vikings!

dfd6c9 No.12726

>>12725

>0/0 population

>Basic archer ships when that guy has elite Galleons

88ab58 No.12727

>>12725
>Noun plays AoE2

Yay, maybe we can both be bad together someday

>>12724
I haven't bought anything yet this sale. Got gifted Valkyria Chronicles, Verdun, VVVVVV and MGS Ground Zeroes though (although I haven't redeemed it yet).

I'm thinking of buying the Tomb Raider collection because in nearly every sale I think about getting it but I never do. However, I haven't gotten anything in this sale yet so I figured I maybe should

3e1b1d No.12728

File: 1419887765272.png (190.98 KB, 244x411, 244:411, disturbed.png)

>>12726
I was reduced to nothing! He conquers fast~

>>12727
I used to play it a lot as a kid. We're going to play later on if you'd like to join!

88ab58 No.12729

>>12728
Nah not today thanks, got a busy day tomorrow. Getting a haircut and also work :_;

3e1b1d No.12730

File: 1419888214983.jpg (50.3 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, revy 10.jpg)

>>12729
lame as fug, yo!

88ab58 No.12731

>>12730
Life isn't being easy on me these days :_;

3e1b1d No.12732

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2c1eb6 No.12733

File: 1419888798920.gif (747.51 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1397713051449.gif)

>perma banned from snapchat
;_; was fun while it lasted.

3e1b1d No.12734

File: 1419889008201.gif (933.42 KB, 500x219, 500:219, destroyed.gif)

>>12733
Dammit gropy, how am I supposed to get cute pics now?

a04692 No.12735

File: 1419889251129.jpg (724.37 KB, 1176x1000, 147:125, awoo.jpg)

hi

8e604e No.12736

File: 1419889622569-0.png (281.42 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 431791-86cd653982a67bd9612….png)


3e1b1d No.12737

File: 1419889986557.jpg (49.76 KB, 624x390, 8:5, Black Lagoon; Roanapur Cit….jpg)

>>12735
Hi Ruri! :)

8e604e No.12738

Hey does anyone want to play Divinity: Original Sin together? Seems like a fun game to co op!

88ab58 No.12739

>>12733
How did you get permabanned?

2c1eb6 No.12740

>>12739
Windows phones doesn't have the normal program so you use a 3rdparty program to connect to snapchat. Which is illegal lel

2c1eb6 No.12741

File: 1419891986188.jpg (54.81 KB, 630x378, 5:3, 1419891112587.jpg)


88ab58 No.12742

>>12741
who sent you it? :o

a04692 No.12743

File: 1419893518028-0.png (Spoiler Image, 554.32 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, sanae.png)

oral prolapsing

88ab58 No.12744

I just finished Ocarina of Time (3D)! I wish I could have played it as a kid…

Also, im wondering what happened to the sages. Was it just a temporary thing they had to do or was it some big sacrifice?

1d5d99 No.12745

File: 1419896635320.gif (909.18 KB, 440x508, 110:127, 1407132306576.gif)

i passed out and didn't call in sick to work again

oops

e15591 No.12746

File: 1419896695883.jpg (201.6 KB, 1271x708, 1271:708, 1405308417765.jpg)

>>12744
Get with the times, gramps!

>>12745
Are you trying to get yourself fired?!

1d5d99 No.12747

File: 1419896761876.jpg (36.67 KB, 348x342, 58:57, 1409059785583.jpg)

>>12746
maybe on some level, i hate it there

e15591 No.12748

File: 1419896949670.png (443.55 KB, 617x548, 617:548, 1406281009990.png)

>>12747
I understand how you feel about that, but you shouldn't try to do that unless you have another job secured.

88ab58 No.12749

>>12746
Don't bully, not everyone got to have a good childhood

f7eb30 No.12750

File: 1419899087186.gif (344.42 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1396179293359.gif)

I'm new to this board.
Can I just jump in and start talking or will I get bullied for not sharing info?

92a1e6 No.12751

File: 1419899144415.jpg (460.51 KB, 570x800, 57:80, 46436126_p0.jpg)

>>12750
Everyone is a really big bully here, be careful!

f7eb30 No.12752

File: 1419899320130.gif (123.48 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1326389381625.gif)

>>12751
Sounds scary.

92a1e6 No.12753

File: 1419899364106.jpg (48.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1419818447279.jpg)

>>12752
Some people actually like getting bullied, so you never know. How are you?

f7eb30 No.12754

File: 1419899524422.gif (699.4 KB, 279x337, 279:337, 1374897592460.gif)

>>12753
I'm great!
Just started my 2 week vacation from work today.
What about you?

92a1e6 No.12755

File: 1419899616656.gif (482.95 KB, 480x528, 10:11, 1418672712467.gif)

>>12754
Pretty sleepy. Trying to fix my sleep schedule currently, hopefully I will be able to do it! Hope you're gonna have a great vacation.

68c65b No.12756

File: 1419899697924.png (67.59 KB, 868x737, 868:737, neutral.png)

>mfw I wake up at 7:30PM and my breakfast is rice and curry

True Neutral is the master race

1d5d99 No.12757

File: 1419899782427.gif (266.02 KB, 384x288, 4:3, tbx7g5.gif)

>>12748
true

i might start doing engine building! My step father could get me into that

>>12750
you don't have to but you should post id anyway!

f7eb30 No.12758

File: 1419900001020.png (225.08 KB, 478x556, 239:278, 1414799479038.png)

>>12755
Hope it works for you! I fucked up my sleeping schedule pretty badly back when I tried to get lucid dreams. I was a neet back then so it wasn't much of a problem though.
>Hope you're gonna have a great vacation.
Thanks! Though since animu season is over I'm probably just gonna sleep and play casual videogames.
>>12757
I might eventually, I'm just shy meeting new people.

b8c7ea No.12759

File: 1419900101413.webm (4.23 MB, 640x480, 4:3, why can we be friends.webm)

I'll probably never finish step 2

92a1e6 No.12760

File: 1419900193887.jpg (62.6 KB, 947x700, 947:700, d2ade24e4143c291db3ce225c0….jpg)

>>12758
I'm a neet too right now, so it doesn't really matters. But I still like having a normal sleep schedule more. And there's always some anime to watch! The next anime season looks pretty boring though.

1d5d99 No.12761

File: 1419900175604.png (108.29 KB, 858x231, 26:7, Capture.PNG)

My internet is being especially bad today, dammit

f7eb30 No.12762

>>12760
I'm pretty excited for Cinderella Girls, and the new Milky Holmes.
Other than that, I guess I'll pick up the sequels and try a few other shows.
>>12756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFEBZd-fHQ

960f93 No.12763

File: 1419900638712.jpg (164.58 KB, 512x405, 512:405, 1394001553597.jpg)

>managed to get through the cavern of remembrance
>beat all the absent silhouettes
>get to the Data Boss battle room and turn on the computer
>still only have 8 of 13 doors available.
I don't know what I did wrong. All the doors that aren't available are dudes I've killed already, so they should be open. Also I got my ass kicked by every data boss I fought, so I'm calling it quits early for the purpose of coming up with a battle plan for tomorrow.

92a1e6 No.12764

File: 1419900652477.jpg (154.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 14170235631592.jpg)

>>12762
The last Milky Holmes was so shitty, hopefully the new one is gonna be fun again.

e15591 No.12765

File: 1419900760572.jpg (26.5 KB, 300x362, 150:181, 1404644467652.jpg)

>>12749
I'll think about it.

>>12750
>>12757
Don't listen to them!

68c65b No.12766

>>12762

Hey there new friend! Argentina is a fun place! Are you doing okay?

e15591 No.12767

File: 1419900881315.jpg (57.15 KB, 350x373, 350:373, 1397547865778.jpg)

>>12757
Also I forgot to mention. A lot of places will fire with 2 no call no shows. Hopefully your job is more lenient!

What is engine building exactly?

f7eb30 No.12768

File: 1419900891190.png (335.28 KB, 553x553, 1:1, 1374927709648.png)

>>12764
Yeah futari was really boring.
Milky Holmes needs that /jp/ spirit again.
>>12765
W-why not? They seem pretty friendly!
>>12766
Hey anon! I'm doing fine, and you?

68c65b No.12769

>>12768

I'm doing fine, anon! There's crackers and punch in the next room over. As a word of caution, please watch your step in here or you might wander into drama =w=

do you like hugs

f7eb30 No.12770

File: 1419902137034.jpg (35.35 KB, 686x576, 343:288, 1417909598934.jpg)

>>12769
That's too bad, I left a few communities because the drama went overboard and it was just depressing me.
I don't dislike them.

e15591 No.12771

File: 1419902308147.png (109.84 KB, 540x524, 135:131, 1417248039001.png)

>>12768
I mean don't post your id!
[spoiler]Make other people post theirs!
[/spoiler]

e15591 No.12772

>>12771
Why have you failed me spoilers?! I can't even see what's wrong…

f7eb30 No.12773

File: 1419902444579.png (84.32 KB, 501x544, 501:544, 1355243545371.png)

>>12771
Oh that makes sense then!
Get them before they get you!

b8c7ea No.12774

File: 1419903119949.webm (3.73 MB, 640x480, 4:3, fiddler on the chopper.webm)

I love fiddling with this game

e15591 No.12775

File: 1419903270028.jpg (74.17 KB, 862x862, 1:1, 1404670589995.jpg)

>>12773
Yeah! Exactly! Play it smart!

>>12774
…Is the medic also Miller?

a04692 No.12776

File: 1419903384249-0.jpg (777.13 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, ayylmao.jpg)

Good game!

8e604e No.12777

File: 1419903444827-0.jpg (8.48 KB, 184x184, 1:1, fdc9f84976627e00ef74bb5617….jpg)

>>12776
I'm the best

f7eb30 No.12778

>>12776
Is that AoE2?
I bought it out of nostalgia but I haven't touched it yet.

b8c7ea No.12779

File: 1419903687832.jpg (265.57 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00139.jpg)

>>12775
Everyone is Miller

1d5d99 No.12781

File: 1419903806694.jpg (345.26 KB, 599x846, 599:846, 1406364172685.jpg)

>>12767
you re-build engines that need it (most engines need one around 200,000-300,000 depending on a bunch of factors)

and you also build engines from the ground up for performance

and general engine work i assume

it'd be fun but you don't have the broad experience you would get being a general mechanic

i might just go neet for a bit though first

2c8b91 No.12782

File: 1419903841512.png (60.22 KB, 910x914, 455:457, nothing.PNG)

Fuck. I didn't put my name on.

dfd6c9 No.12783

File: 1419903966134.webm (2.83 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1419893819780.webm)

>>12777

>10 military

8e604e No.12784

File: 1419904088720-0.jpg (29.27 KB, 538x491, 538:491, 1374485755790.jpg)

>>12783
From early on I was building a big wall to encircle Japan and keep everyone out. With that project for my protection I left my military minimal and focused on developing everything else.
This was also my first time playing the game ever.

e15591 No.12785

File: 1419904167505.gif (160.13 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 1397546831015.gif)

>>12779
Psychological horror MG when?

>>12781
Oooh! That's what you mean! That really expensive job no one wants to do. Is it worth rebuilding an engine for a car?

Are you sure that's a good idea?

2c8b91 No.12786

How is everyone?

f7eb30 No.12787

File: 1419904518847.png (48.96 KB, 159x159, 1:1, 1326521745441.png)

>>12786
I'm bored.
And you?

960f93 No.12788

>>12786
Pretty good, just about to finish watching totalburger's vidya award show thing.

2c8b91 No.12789

>>12787

Same.

>>12788

No idea what you're talking about, but I'm glad you're feeling alright, whoever you are.

090fa6 No.12790

File: 1419904667816.jpg (227.07 KB, 524x708, 131:177, desuka.jpg)

How do I make steam friends that are heterosexual and not gender confused?

Thanks /ssft/

a04692 No.12791

File: 1419904733219-0.jpg (11.89 KB, 225x225, 1:1, not allowed.jpg)

>>12790
avoid anime avatars

2c8b91 No.12792

>>12790

Why are you asking that in here of all places?

dfd6c9 No.12793

>>12784

You better get better!

>>12786

In bed and depressed.

422ad7 No.12794

File: 1419904797407.gif (1018.76 KB, 500x270, 50:27, prepare your anus.gif)

>>12776
Age of Salt 2: Maximum Butthurt Edition

>tfw my gothic loli army is no match for Jutah


That was fucking fun

1d5d99 No.12795

File: 1419904810028.jpg (42.89 KB, 600x399, 200:133, ha.jpg)

>>12785
depends on the car and how much you buy it for/how much it's worth

if you bought a nice car with high km's you should've gotten it cheap to account for that. if it's a 500$ run around it's obviously not worth it

sometimes you can just buy a new engine for cheap and put that in

>>12790
not here that's for sure

f7eb30 No.12796

>>12791
But those are the best steam friends!

2c8b91 No.12797

>>12793

Aw. I wish I could help.

e15591 No.12798

File: 1419905092426.jpg (23.88 KB, 287x285, 287:285, 1406278606247.jpg)

>>12795
Interesting. I ask because I'm having my own car problems. Not sure whether I'll have it rebuilt, or if I'll just get a new car.

I'll probably just get a new car. Newer meaning less mileage anyways.

68c65b No.12799

>>12796

HUGGLES

2c8b91 No.12800

>>12799

>I'm in an important conversation

e15591 No.12801

File: 1419905532710.jpg (41.99 KB, 300x304, 75:76, 1418163156183.jpg)

>>12800
Obviously that important conversation is trying to ensnare his next victim. Isn't it obvious?

2c8b91 No.12802

>>12801

Wouldn't that be a plan, not a conversation?

68c65b No.12803

Gonna start working on that alignment chart

>>12800

That's still going on but now I'm not multi-tasking Shogun 2 and this important conversation.

2c8b91 No.12804

>>12803

Don't you need the pictures of the characters that represent the people first? Or has everyone but me actually got an idea of the character?

68c65b No.12805

>>12804

Well, I'm just working on creating it!!!

2c8b91 No.12807

>>12805

Shouldn't you have all the supplies before starting a project?

f7eb30 No.12808

File: 1419906099884.gif (394.04 KB, 320x180, 16:9, 1338095775939.gif)

>>12799


>>12801
>>12802
W-what are you guys talking about?

2c8b91 No.12809

>>12808

Was talking to him in chat, He said he was busy with an "important conversation" so I decided to let him do that, but because he's posting on here, I decided to confront him, because he's already playing a game too.

e15591 No.12810

File: 1419906262250.jpg (93.92 KB, 587x674, 587:674, 1397546567084.jpg)

>>12802
Conversations are part of the plan.

>>12808
Nothing really. Probably. I'm just having fun.

68c65b No.12811

File: 1419906346664.jpg (239.67 KB, 3500x3500, 1:1, alchart1.jpg)

>>12807

Just stuff like this

f7eb30 No.12812

File: 1419906453344.png (132.21 KB, 1497x2000, 1497:2000, 1352429898269.png)

>>12809
>>12810
I see.
I thought it was something scary for a second.

b8c7ea No.12814

File: 1419906670602.jpg (222.25 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00020.jpg)

I've decided I will replace everyone in Ground Zeroes with Kaz.

e15591 No.12815

File: 1419906688090.jpg (11.31 KB, 273x129, 91:43, 1418478728997.jpg)

>>12812
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

Take things at face value, with a grain of salt.

>>12814
Haven't you already?

2c8b91 No.12816

>>12814

Where are the glasses though? He looks so weird without them. Not that him everywhere isn't already weird enough.

f7eb30 No.12817

File: 1419906832630.png (240.94 KB, 600x683, 600:683, 1370143230645.png)

>>12813
It's ok, I was only just joking too.
>>12815
I'll do that then!

b8c7ea No.12818

>>12815
Not the marines, XOF soldiers and prisoners. maybe I can replace the dogs with kaz as well

>>12816
Its not part of his model so only the actual Kaz wears them

68c65b No.12819

File: 1419906905225.jpg (266.55 KB, 3500x3500, 1:1, alchart3.jpg)

pic update

>>12817

So tell us about yourself! What are your hobbies, your interests?

2c8b91 No.12820

>>12818

Don't forget the rats.

1d5d99 No.12821

File: 1419907044606.jpg (37.98 KB, 351x352, 351:352, 1406534791727.jpg)

>>12798
gib details

what car do you have, what problems, how many km's, what new cars are you looking at, what's your budget, etc

b5dde4 No.12822

File: 1419907079955.jpg (44.88 KB, 309x291, 103:97, ss (2014-12-28 at 04.59.00….jpg)

>tfw still banned from halfchan for posting lewds while drunk

f7eb30 No.12823

File: 1419907110656.jpg (41.8 KB, 211x230, 211:230, 1387664952148.jpg)

>>12819
Me? There's not much to say.
I'm a useless ex-neet that does nothing but browse imageboards because I procrastinate even watching animu and playing games.
I'm usually too shy to make new friends, but I've been so bored lately that I thought it was about time I met new people.

8e604e No.12824

File: 1419907124234-0.jpg (30.79 KB, 381x250, 381:250, 1396430568969.jpg)

>>12823
There's plenty of nice new people here, so welcome!

68c65b No.12825

>>12823

>ex-neet


Are you a student? Working? Tell, tell!

f7eb30 No.12826

File: 1419907319679.png (67.88 KB, 265x320, 53:64, 1372812214721.png)

>>12824
Thank you! I hope no one hates me too much.
>>12825
I work part time in IT fixing linux servers, but it's a mostly repetitive job and most of the time I browse half chan when no one is looking.
I'm also supposed to be studying CS, but I skip college so much that I'm still in first year despite it being the third one.

68c65b No.12827

>>12826

Oh, I see. Well, you're young and got some CS smarts, so don't let the dumb stuff weigh down on you. Do you play any games? If so, which ones? What games do you have the most hours on?

422ad7 No.12828

File: 1419907428458.png (287.4 KB, 1188x673, 1188:673, look at me.png)

>>12822
Now why would you do that!

8e604e No.12829

File: 1419907412601-0.png (188.01 KB, 434x600, 217:300, 1386621867842.png)

What's a good game to chill you out when you're annoyed/mad?
>>12826
I hate you.
How do you afford skipping so much college? Aren't you worried you'd be in debt for a long time?

b5dde4 No.12830

File: 1419907529267.jpg (57.86 KB, 388x275, 388:275, ss (2014-12-28 at 04.56.40….jpg)

>>12828
i was very drunk and very in need of attention

e15591 No.12831

File: 1419907530859.jpg (42.18 KB, 300x310, 30:31, 1412038014519.jpg)

>>12818
…Please don't. Who knows what the models might try to do when having to take the shape of a dog.

>>12821
I'm not sure I want to give everything out here in public really.
It's a Honda though, it has around 326696.832km. As you can tell it's pretty worn out by now. It's been having some overheating issues too.

I'm not so sure what I'm looking for in a car though. Honestly I don't have much money, so not sure what I'll do. Might have to use a loan. I would like to keep it under $7,000. That's really hard to do though.

>>12826
Sounds familiar to how my life is going. Job, study, and college wise.

>>12829
Unholy Heights?

2c8b91 No.12832

File: 1419907560858.jpg (57.8 KB, 490x497, 70:71, 1412095783954.jpg)

>>12829

Doom? Blow up demons and shit. Either that or some fighting game. Basically anything that lets you kill/mortally wound in satisfying ways.

f7eb30 No.12833

File: 1419907653701.jpg (64.38 KB, 332x354, 166:177, 1325899852951.jpg)

>>12829
S-sorry.
But college is free here, there's no debt.
>>12827
I only know some basic stuff I got from browsing /g/, nothing special.
The two games I have the most hours in are dark souls and dark souls 2, and it's not that much.
I'm pretty casual so I enjoy games I can sit back and play with a controller whenever I'm bored.

68c65b No.12834

>>12833

You're console?

8e604e No.12835

File: 1419907849675-0.jpg (74.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1374866929808.jpg)

>>12831
I haven't tried that before, I think I'll give it a shot tonight.
>>12832
I don't have doom and I don't like fighting games, but killing/mortally wounding in satisfying ways sounds entertaining. TO THE RUSSIAN FRONT I GO!
>>12833
It's free? Lucky! Costs a lot of money here in America, if I'm not careful I could end up in crushing debt for years because of it.

f7eb30 No.12836

File: 1419907995606.jpg (21.33 KB, 258x269, 258:269, 1325729361023.jpg)

>>12834
I only have a PS4 this gen.
That next gen tax makes it hard to buy games for it though.
>>12835
I heard about that. You guys seem to have it pretty rough in both education and health care.

b5dde4 No.12837

File: 1419908023816.jpg (46.88 KB, 288x399, 96:133, ss (2014-12-28 at 04.58.29….jpg)

>>12835
yeah school seems to be free(or atleast cheap as fuck compared to america) in a lot of places

2c8b91 No.12838

File: 1419908029045.png (462.45 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1409352410938.png)

>>12835

>doesn't have doom


Just pirate it, the original devs won't get the money anyway.

8e604e No.12839

File: 1419908102465-0.jpg (231.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1377131321878.jpg)

>>12837
>>12836
I might travel once it's time to leave community college and go to university. Beats paying an arm and a leg here, and I wanna go overseas.
>>12838
Eh, maybe. I'm just waiting for a spot on my favorite server to open up in RO2.

2c8b91 No.12840

>>12839

It's like not even a gig, you can download it in less than 5 mins.

e15591 No.12841

File: 1419908199261.jpg (41.54 KB, 300x381, 100:127, 1404087927287.jpg)

>>12835
>>12836
Don't remind me.

090fa6 No.12842

File: 1419908292948.png (46.27 KB, 731x600, 731:600, twilight_sparchouli.png)

Someone tell me how to get unbanned on 4chan

960f93 No.12843

File: 1419908344395.png (326.92 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1392568192018.png)

>>12842
lrn2proxy

422ad7 No.12844

File: 1419908367022.jpg (50.99 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, how disappointing.jpg)

>>12842
by not being brony scum

f7eb30 No.12845

File: 1419908375917.jpg (102.67 KB, 428x412, 107:103, 1333669667674.jpg)

>>12842
Change IP?
Post from your cellphone?

2c8b91 No.12846

>>12842

Wait til it's over, if you got perma banned it's your fault.

If you ban evade you're a fucking loser

090fa6 No.12847

File: 1419908406812.png (28.13 KB, 322x358, 161:179, SENT.png)

>>12843
teach me to proxy

>>12844
I'm going to post a pony just to make you mad

92a1e6 No.12848

File: 1419908389628.png (379.1 KB, 876x720, 73:60, 1417205847610.png)

>not having a dynamic IP in 2015

2c8b91 No.12849

File: 1419908505969.gif (801.57 KB, 264x264, 1:1, 1413074320504.gif)

>>12848

>being stupid enough to get banned in the first place

68c65b No.12850

File: 1419908515420.jpg (56.52 KB, 506x556, 253:278, 1385072895739.jpg)

>practically living on the internet so much to the point where you require a dynamic IP to continue posting on online imageboards

960f93 No.12851

>>12846
>not evading bans on halfchan
>>12847
Go ask google.

92a1e6 No.12852

File: 1419908575834.jpg (64.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1417137141519.jpg)

>>12849
>not having maximum fun with shitposting and avatarfagging so you get banned every 30 minutes

2c8b91 No.12853

>>12851

I don't even get banned on 4chan.

>>12852

I'd rather have fun with VIDEO GAMES than being an annoyance to everyone.

b5dde4 No.12854

File: 1419908764742.png (26.19 KB, 359x274, 359:274, ss (2014-12-28 at 08.59.18….png)

>>12842
dont break the rules :3

>>12849
sry i was drunk and i had such a great time

92a1e6 No.12855

File: 1419908784114.jpg (219.67 KB, 576x696, 24:29, 1417138186230.jpg)

>>12853
How is that an annoyance to everyone? It's their fault if they even reply.

960f93 No.12856

>>12853
>not getting banned at least once a week

e15591 No.12857

File: 1419908848308.jpg (42.64 KB, 300x313, 300:313, 1419473350435.jpg)

What's a 4chan? Or imageboard?

2c8b91 No.12858

>>12854

I guess I can forgive you.

>>12855

It's just stupid, why should you act like that just for attention, when you can get it in legitimate ways by being a good person?

>>12856

I don't think I've shitposted once in my life.

960f93 No.12859

>>12857
A miserable collection of shitposting and memes.
>>12858
You must have a very boring life.

92a1e6 No.12860

File: 1419908993006.png (532.07 KB, 630x630, 1:1, 14131369183208.png)

>>12858
But you always shitpost if you post here.

2c8b91 No.12861

>>12859

You must have an even more boring one, if being an annoyance on an anonymous imageboard is your idea of "fun".

090fa6 No.12862

File: 1419909059618.jpg (658.55 KB, 901x692, 901:692, true robin.jpg)

somebody please tell me that my life has meaning

b8c7ea No.12863

File: 1419909283334.jpg (246.98 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00146.jpg)

All right now all marines are Kaz.

960f93 No.12864

File: 1419909730855.jpg (318.5 KB, 1280x1440, 8:9, all good things.jpg)

>>12861
I have a shitposting quota to meet because I am the shitpost illuminati. Also, I found out this is a video that exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-zfbY0QgqM&feature=youtu.be

2c8b91 No.12865

>>12863

This may be one of the dumbest things ever but I can't wait to see it finished.

b8c7ea No.12866

File: 1419909838355.jpg (166.72 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00151.jpg)

>>12865
Its fun doing this

f7eb30 No.12867

>>12864
What is japan's obsession with that movie?
I haven't seen it, isn't it another of the many disney princess movies?

960f93 No.12868

>>12867
I have no idea. It was an ok movie, but people went a bit too nuts over it.

e15591 No.12869

File: 1419910182162.png (635.23 KB, 3000x2167, 3000:2167, 1414891072193.png)

>>12863
>>12866
This is getting out of hand.

>>12867
>>12868
From what my coworker told me, it's because it broke the norm for Disney movies. That's his opinion anyways.

1d5d99 No.12870

>>12831
oh okay sorry didn't think it'd be a concern

for 7,000$ you can get a lot of decent cars especially in america

422ad7 No.12871

File: 1419910302819.png (260.58 KB, 1602x905, 1602:905, final save.png)

What do you plan on doin today, ssft?

2c8b91 No.12872

>>12871

No clue.

e15591 No.12873

File: 1419910462918.gif (352.22 KB, 400x338, 200:169, 1405308531627.gif)

>>12870
Oh no! It's okay! It's just me being paranoid! Don't feel sorry!

I've noticed. A lot of missed opportunities too sadly. Too bad I only have a tenth of that amount. I'll be saving up for a while at this point.

422ad7 No.12874

File: 1419910573115.jpg (127.32 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, two hands.jpg)

>>12872
You should get Age of Empires 2!

8e604e No.12875

File: 1419910631130-0.jpg (207.12 KB, 1113x1600, 1113:1600, 1411508055126.jpg)

>>12871
Lay in bed until I feel better, consider a complete friend wipe, play video games until an absurd hour in the morning.

960f93 No.12876

File: 1419910625754.png (17.77 KB, 784x700, 28:25, Every day this fucking fag….png)

>>12869
Broke the norm? I don't really see that.
>>12871
Figuring out how to git gud enough at KH2 to beat the 13 data bosses. I am going to die many many times.

f7eb30 No.12877

File: 1419910640676.png (65.05 KB, 448x331, 448:331, 1413955467349.png)

>>12871
Day is almost over for me, so I'll hit the bed soon.
Tomorrow will be pic related.

b8c7ea No.12878

File: 1419910642443.jpg (158.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00165.jpg)

>>12869
It only gets better as time goes on

2c8b91 No.12879

>>12874

I'm saving in case wasteland 2 doesn't go on sale. If it does I might, but then it'll probably be too much by then.

>>12878

Oh man this is gonna be great.

e15591 No.12880

File: 1419910814715.jpg (42.85 KB, 340x242, 170:121, 1416336810959.jpg)

>>12875
Are you okay?

>>12876
It didn't do the whole "love at first sight" thing, and even had a line in there about it.
I didn't see the movie, but he told when one of the girls get frozen, it does that cheesy thing where "true love" will unfreeze her. But instead of being the guy, it's actually her sister.

>>12878
Don't hug me, I'm scared.

8e604e No.12881

File: 1419910929352-0.jpg (173.61 KB, 900x735, 60:49, 1401789099270.jpg)

>>12880
I'll talk to you about it later

e15591 No.12882

File: 1419910984081.png (443.55 KB, 617x548, 617:548, 1406281009990.png)

>>12881
I hope you'll be all right.

960f93 No.12883

>>12880
Oh yeah, I guess that is different.

b8c7ea No.12884

File: 1419911133612.jpg (187.6 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00171.jpg)


2c8b91 No.12885

File: 1419911385504.jpg (46 KB, 265x482, 265:482, 1412039257645.jpg)

>>12884

It just keeps getting better.

422ad7 No.12886

File: 1419911704839.png (224.89 KB, 470x667, 470:667, hehe~.png)

>>12862
Of course it has meaning! Whenever I talk to you I give it meaning! :^)

1d5d99 No.12887

>>12873
ohkay

do you want something fast or just reliable and economical? or does it need to be cute too?

68c65b No.12888

File: 1419911949750.png (227.64 KB, 4384x3752, 548:469, alchart4.png)

:3

2c8b91 No.12889

>>12888

Learn to crop

Other than that it's good.

090fa6 No.12890

File: 1419912080729.png (346.38 KB, 730x411, 730:411, attackontitan.png)

does anyone else here want to synchro-masturbate?

68c65b No.12891

>>12889

I left that in there because I'm not going to crop it just for a WIP thing

422ad7 No.12892

>>12890
Yes that would be hot as fuck

422ad7 No.12893

File: 1419912165173.jpg (53.41 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, angry revy.jpg)

>>12890
also
>revy is shit

No YOU

960f93 No.12894

File: 1419912185226.gif (2.84 MB, 250x255, 50:51, more laughing drills.gif)

>yfw the actual Ben Garrison sent hot wheels a DMCA
>>>/pol/757222

b8c7ea No.12895

File: 1419912383307.jpg (310.74 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00190.jpg)

>>12885
Now the prisoners are Kaz as well

e15591 No.12896

File: 1419912455946.gif (456.72 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1401065491244.gif)

>>12887
Hmmm…well my current car is decently fast. Above average anyways. It's still decently reliable too. I would like another fast and reliable car, but I would like a more gas economy efficient car too. I'll probably go with something more gas efficient rather than fast, mostly because that's usually my only options.

What kind of cute cars are there?

I also want manual.

>>12884
>>12895
This is insane.

>>12890
What?

>>12894
Who?

960f93 No.12897

>>12890
Nah, I'm good for tonight.
>>12896
A guy who makes political cartoons. He made that one jew image that gets posted fucking everywhere IIRC.

82efaf No.12898

>>12856
>>12858
I make half posts with the intentions of getting banned, since I evade them all. ED is right in saying all forum moderators are retards, especially ones that can't timeout

090fa6 No.12900

File: 1419912930935.gif (2.21 MB, 176x322, 88:161, sexual.gif)

Revy is trash

422ad7 No.12901

File: 1419913001711.gif (904.04 KB, 500x281, 500:281, you wanna die benny.gif)

>>12900
You bastard!

b8c7ea No.12902

File: 1419913069352.jpg (326.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00203.jpg)

>>12896
Insane?!

090fa6 No.12903

File: 1419913312440.gif (1.55 MB, 238x318, 119:159, hands.gif)

Revy is trash.

1d5d99 No.12904

File: 1419913451258-0.jpg (87.36 KB, 800x533, 800:533, uguuu~.jpg)

File: 1419913451258-1.jpg (169.32 KB, 1400x1050, 4:3, rkjhgy.jpg)

>>12896
>manual
good boy

you could find a Mazda MX-5 miata pretty easy. qt as fuck, very economical and kinda slow, but compared to most honda it's roughly the same if not quicker

they're very cheap so you could even get a performance shop to add a small turbo for speed and economy

IS-300 are also an option, more room and it's luxury but it's not cute like the miata and parts are a bit expensive

there's lots more butt i don't wanna flood the page with car stuff

422ad7 No.12905

File: 1419913436878.gif (933.51 KB, 500x281, 500:281, you disgust me.gif)

>>12903
Your Misty waifu is trash, kiddo

090fa6 No.12906

File: 1419913552017.jpg (56.51 KB, 178x236, 89:118, you_are_next.jpg)

>>12905
I have no waifu.

Revy is trash.

422ad7 No.12907

File: 1419913621895.png (416.66 KB, 853x480, 853:480, what the fuck are you look….png)

>>12906
You sure about that? that screencap you sent me proves otherwise

090fa6 No.12908

File: 1419913777927.png (117.26 KB, 480x272, 30:17, alt_outfit.png)

>>12907
Alisa is pretty cute, but she's not my waifu. She's just a doll.

Also, Revy is trash.

422ad7 No.12909

File: 1419913882117.jpg (45.69 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, revy cigarette.jpg)

>>12908
Your posts are high in sodium and iodine.

090fa6 No.12910

File: 1419913917388.jpg (2.28 MB, 1711x1289, 1711:1289, ponies.jpg)

>>12909
Revy is trash.

960f93 No.12911

>>12910
>Bioshock Infinite

422ad7 No.12912

File: 1419914082298.png (793.65 KB, 1021x576, 1021:576, its just sad.png)

>>12910
>my little pony

2c8b91 No.12913


a16316 No.12914

>>12910
>a couch

090fa6 No.12915

File: 1419914226828.jpg (23.61 KB, 465x261, 155:87, fuck shit stack.jpg)

>>12912
Revy is trash.

36360c No.12916

File: 1419914317033.png (162.15 KB, 780x720, 13:12, 1409538311825.png)

>>12915
Nice meme

960f93 No.12917

File: 1419914357522.jpg (28.06 KB, 264x360, 11:15, 139470485239.jpg)

>>12915
>tfw I know the video you're referencing with that image and filename

e15591 No.12918

File: 1419914392661.jpg (53.81 KB, 500x643, 500:643, 1419305103920.jpg)

>>12900
>>12903
>>12906
>>12910
>>12915
I concur.

>>12902
A little off the charts, yes.

>>12904
Th-thanks!

I have seen the MX-5 around being sold, but I haven't looked into it too much. I should have added I would like a sedan. I need the sedan for space. If I could, I would get something cute like the MX-5.

IS-300 is a Lexus, right?

You must really be into cars!

422ad7 No.12919

File: 1419914425360.gif (870.46 KB, 265x150, 53:30, dat body.gif)

>>12917
You take some fuck, you take some shit you make a fuck shit stack

090fa6 No.12920

File: 1419914454689.gif (75.74 KB, 200x200, 1:1, brushie.gif)

>>12918
I like you

>>12919
Revy is trash.

b8c7ea No.12921

File: 1419914786188.jpg (170.16 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00261.jpg)

>>12918
There is nothing off the charts here

1d5d99 No.12922

File: 1419916226119-0.jpg (114.47 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1387679696864.jpg)

>>12918
ah that's a shame

and yeah it's a lexus

also look at the subaru wrx, subaru forester possibly and the mitsubishi galant vr4 (rare, but if you find one get it, perfect car) and also look at some more hondas, sedan type r maybe

i don't mind them, i much prefer bikes.

my old bike was faster than any normal V6 and most stock V8, but got better fuel economy than a prius. new baiku will be 2-3 times faster and probably same or slightly less than a prius.

1d5d99 No.12923

>>12922
>probably same or slightly less than a prius.

fuel economy that is

ad7fe8 No.12924

File: 1419917211625.jpg (203.53 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, Chaotic evil.jpg)

i kind of saw this coming.
And the char would be Jonhatan Mars from Jormungand

ad7fe8 No.12925

File: 1419917262581.jpg (145.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jonah.jpg)

>>12924
This little asshat

e15591 No.12927

File: 1419917622903.png (325.58 KB, 487x464, 487:464, 1405569929844.png)

>>12922
I have a strange dislike for Lexus, and I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because a lot of snobby people have them.

I will definitely keep an eye out for all those! Though most of the time I'm extremely limited to what I can find.

Ooooh! I would like to get a motorcycle, but I need a car more. I would try to have both, but I couldn't afford that right now. Mostly because both need to be insured. Insurance is already enough.

I heard motorcycles were pretty good on gas, and really good for commuting.

b5dde4 No.12928

File: 1419918007862.png (163.78 KB, 934x924, 467:462, ss (2014-12-30 at 07.39.18….png)

hehehe i knew it

b5dde4 No.12929

File: 1419918931151.gif (1.98 MB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nh3y3hpE7d1rb06tgo1….gif)

>>12928
i am crazy girl from kiseijuu

b8c7ea No.12930

File: 1419918980299.jpg (392.74 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-30_00019.jpg)

I think I got everyone now

e15591 No.12931

File: 1419920762098.jpg (49.96 KB, 300x277, 300:277, 1406274781106.jpg)

>>12930
Kaz is just losing his damn mind right now.

090fa6 No.12932

File: 1419920915963.jpg (137.52 KB, 784x580, 196:145, 0.jpg)

Revy is trash

b5dde4 No.12933

File: 1419920916931.jpg (68.38 KB, 241x536, 241:536, ss (2014-12-22 at 11.18.45….jpg)

>>12929
migi be staring all like
wtf was this dumb bitch up to

422ad7 No.12934

File: 1419920994493.png (769.02 KB, 931x512, 931:512, david approves.png)

>just watched The Guest

fucking amazing

b8c7ea No.12935

File: 1419921781575.jpg (369.52 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-30_00077.jpg)

>>12931
You don't even know
I have now successfully replaced everyone with Kaz

e15591 No.12936

File: 1419922136322.jpg (17.33 KB, 370x337, 370:337, 1405309113024.jpg)

>>12935
This would probably be a great idea for some other story.

b8c7ea No.12937

File: 1419922458146.jpg (219.55 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-30_00132.jpg)

>>12936
Probably

e15591 No.12938

>>12937
There can be only one Snake, and one Kaz.

090fa6 No.12939

File: 1419922710517.jpg (24.26 KB, 370x337, 370:337, google.jpg)


b8c7ea No.12940

File: 1419922870081.jpg (285.24 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-30_00141.jpg)

>>12938
No the world would be better off without Kazs

e15591 No.12941

File: 1419923115462.jpg (24.89 KB, 300x273, 100:91, 1404645084179.jpg)

>>12939
WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK!!!

Deleted, blocked, hidden, called the police.

>>12940
I think we should have one Kaz actually.

b8c7ea No.12942

File: 1419923346865.jpg (302.58 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00224.jpg)

>>12941
Cowboy Kaz?

dfd6c9 No.12943

So early

b8c7ea No.12944

File: 1419923506352.jpg (319.53 KB, 968x544, 121:68, killgore.jpg)

>>12942
Also he needs his aviators so he can be Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore

c99a3a No.12945

File: 1419924243999.jpg (255.37 KB, 533x800, 533:800, 13099056yd.jpg)

go back to bed

090fa6 No.12946

File: 1419924866183.jpg (222.71 KB, 685x685, 1:1, raymoo.jpg)

anyone else here just finish masturbating?

c99a3a No.12947

File: 1419924946582.jpg (115.15 KB, 757x800, 757:800, 1360376054792.jpg)

>>12946
did you do it anally?

090fa6 No.12948

File: 1419924998638.jpg (197.34 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1326582389130.jpg)

>>12947
I don't have an anus I lost it in the war

b5dde4 No.12949

File: 1419925037489.png (74.33 KB, 365x765, 73:153, 1333235440433349.png)


c99a3a No.12950

File: 1419925035554.jpg (411.06 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 3569222884_49eae9ebf7_b.jpg)

>>12948
so many cute anus lost in that war, what a waste

e15591 No.12951

File: 1419925046113.gif (1.45 MB, 291x320, 291:320, 1406003562260.gif)


dfd6c9 No.12952

>>12946

I'm about to try and start

090fa6 No.12953

File: 1419925128189.jpg (218.19 KB, 850x637, 850:637, Baiken.jpg)

>>12952
"try"?

253fb7 No.12954

>>12952
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

dfd6c9 No.12955


960f93 No.12956

>>12946
As a matter of fact, yes.

422ad7 No.12957

File: 1419925910741.jpg (45.15 KB, 395x578, 395:578, bladder.jpg)

>>12946
Nova pls

dfd6c9 No.12958


090fa6 No.12959

File: 1419926225874.png (65.75 KB, 200x271, 200:271, not really.png)

>>12958
You can't engage these people unless you bring up masturbation

it's a staple

e15591 No.12960

File: 1419926342045.jpg (56.66 KB, 300x311, 300:311, 1408771667072.jpg)

>>12959
…Yes you can.

dfd6c9 No.12961

>>12960

He's probably new!

e15591 No.12962

File: 1419926481526.jpg (30.52 KB, 200x340, 10:17, 1419307202269.jpg)

>>12961
He's definitely not new.

dfd6c9 No.12963

>>12962
>>12962

Then he's super wrong!

e15591 No.12964

File: 1419927259691.jpg (111.91 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1397533250294.jpg)

>>12963
Maybe, but maybe he's got a point.

090fa6 No.12965

File: 1419927471897.jpg (72.03 KB, 396x382, 198:191, moogy.jpg)

>>12964
Look at how often these dudes talk about dicks

It's crazy!

b5dde4 No.12966

File: 1419927629899.jpg (123.74 KB, 459x648, 17:24, ss (2014-12-11 at 10.32.28….jpg)

>>12965
mugi knows whats fun

e15591 No.12967

File: 1419927680486.jpg (46.69 KB, 396x282, 66:47, 1419310670281.jpg)

>>12965
I'm not seeing it. Maybe you just envision dicks a lot.

090fa6 No.12968

File: 1419927754240.jpg (36.13 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 86579630bff8e84d5b1babaff4….jpg)

>>12967
No, I -am- a dick.

dfd6c9 No.12969

File: 1419927789390.jpg (79 KB, 712x780, 178:195, 1414880366444.jpg)

>>12964

Nah people usually talk about games and drama here.

Only sometimes we mention dicks.

dfd6c9 No.12970

File: 1419927942073.jpg (84.92 KB, 521x737, 521:737, 1419354961236.jpg)

>>12965
>>12966

>Watersport

>Fun

People really like that?

b5dde4 No.12971

File: 1419928025223.jpg (24.6 KB, 249x201, 83:67, ss (2014-12-27 at 07.10.34….jpg)

>>12970
you would be surprised

090fa6 No.12972

File: 1419928156124.gif (219.24 KB, 480x360, 4:3, moogying.gif)

>>12970
There's nothing hotter than drinking the warm pee of a cute healthy girl

dfd6c9 No.12973

File: 1419928195323.jpg (842.65 KB, 1000x1316, 250:329, 2ef1a0fee7d0068ad1fab64019….jpg)

>>12971
>>12972

This is the only pic I know of that people are interested it on /v/ and such.

e15591 No.12974

File: 1419928372530.jpg (27.35 KB, 601x480, 601:480, 1406080531306.jpg)

>>12968
I can believe that.

>>12969
Sometimes is too many times!

>>12972
Weirdo.

b5dde4 No.12975

File: 1419928481407.jpg (150.97 KB, 463x600, 463:600, 1411709141434.jpg)

>>12972
>>12973
omorashi is the best thign ever but getting peed on would be great too if it were part of bdsm

dfd6c9 No.12976

>>12975

Jesus Christ Nana, you like everything that humiliates you. Don't you?

090fa6 No.12977

File: 1419928655377.jpg (99.35 KB, 512x370, 256:185, EXTREME VOLLEYBALL.jpg)

>>12976
He was probably bullied in school and because he's a big puss the only way he could manage to cope with it was to become a masochist

I hate fags like that

b5dde4 No.12978

File: 1419928667518.png (418.33 KB, 800x783, 800:783, 1415376790900.png)

>>12976
totally

this picture reminded me my bf brushed my teeth few days back it was an interesting experience, but i was let down by the high expectations that i had because of anime

b5dde4 No.12979

File: 1419928734196.png (201.22 KB, 595x700, 17:20, 1415376484665.png)

>>12977
>misgenering me

b-bully

>>12976
btw i saw baxel yesterday
it was great
he almost stole my hoodie tho

dfd6c9 No.12980

File: 1419928864798.jpg (156.99 KB, 900x700, 9:7, 1412390759211.jpg)

>>12977

Nanny is a girl!

>>12979

Was he shopping?

You should have thrown him on the ground and sit on his face.

b5dde4 No.12981

File: 1419928997548.jpg (128.6 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 135d4e621976a428960ef64997….jpg)

>>12980
yes he was
and no cause no lewds in public

also i dont have permission from bf to touch him

090fa6 No.12982

File: 1419929003203.png (394.16 KB, 858x925, 858:925, vanellope.png)

>>12979
>>12980
We're all guys here, no matter what. Even if you have a vagina and are with child, you're still a guy here.

Those are the rules.

dfd6c9 No.12983

>>12981

How is like fucking wrestling him to the ground and sitting ontop of him lewd.

Your bf is a jerk.

b5dde4 No.12984

File: 1419929118142.jpg (78.73 KB, 526x600, 263:300, a4ee8b33c6f2d865e0438328d4….jpg)

>>12982
no
bad rules
you totally made them up just now
also they dont make any sense

im still a girl

>>12983
idk if someone tried to do that to me id be so hot for them so like i would consider that lewd

dfd6c9 No.12985

File: 1419929206647.gif (38.08 KB, 400x307, 400:307, 1400929108078.gif)

>>12984

I want to sweep kick you and sit down on your chest and laugh at you.

b5dde4 No.12986

File: 1419929299727.jpg (211.75 KB, 900x1050, 6:7, ade4cd7db6b2d414aca1607a94….jpg)

>>12985
feel free whenever

>tfw bf doesn't beat me up even if i ask him to

88ab58 No.12987

>>12984
but you have a dick

dfd6c9 No.12988

>>12986

Ty Nana, I knew we always had a special bond.

Can I step on your crotch too?

b5dde4 No.12989

File: 1419929518393.png (39.55 KB, 295x299, 295:299, ss (2014-12-11 at 07.01.26….png)

>>12987
and your point is?

>>12988
sure anything as long as you don't break any bones or rip my skin off

dfd6c9 No.12990

>>12989

This is hotter than I imagined

af3b86 No.12991

File: 1419929874719.jpg (124.43 KB, 1916x743, 1916:743, Fucking Grey.JPG)

Wow, my morality is fucking boring.

Dunno who could mirror my personality, what would you guys think? If anyone knows me, that is.

b5dde4 No.12992

File: 1419930705698.png (45.74 KB, 327x261, 109:87, ss (2014-12-14 at 04.29.38….png)

i havent slept all night its 11 now

i need to try to stay up all day and then go to sleep normally

9 hours

can i make it?
http://strawpoll.me/3294696

88ab58 No.12993

>>12989
girls dont have dicks

090fa6 No.12994

File: 1419930768200.jpg (302.47 KB, 790x790, 1:1, j.jpg)

You guys must all wonder what it's like to be perfect.

I didn't really even think about it until now, but I really am pretty amazing and you are all so super stupid boring, like >>12991

Actually, now I'm curious what it's like to be such a boring loser! Not that it's bad to be a loser, I mean… because, of course, for there to be winners ( like me ) there needs to be losers, riiiight?

dfd6c9 No.12995

File: 1419930822866.jpg (166.59 KB, 700x964, 175:241, 1419052900014.jpg)

>>12994

>Perfect

>Is a boy that enjoys a show about horses made for 5 year old girls

b5dde4 No.12996

File: 1419930849852.jpg (21.81 KB, 237x164, 237:164, ss (2014-03-17 at 08.58.33….jpg)

>>12993
some do

>>12994
huh?

e15591 No.12997

>>12994
You're at it again?

090fa6 No.12998

File: 1419931045097.jpg (91.3 KB, 600x671, 600:671, uguu.jpg)

>>12995
>Is a boy

I'm 23.

>enjoys a show about horses made for 5 year old girls


I don't like the show any more than I like Arthur or Clifford the Big Red Dog (i.e. not really all that much). I like the plushes a lot though. They're cute and nice to look at.

And the ones without the nasty plastic hair are good to have in bed too. I'm a claustrophile, so I like to surround myself with bedding and pillows and plushes.

>>12996

You're not allowed to speak with me until you understand your own gender.

I figured out mine, you can surely figure out yours.

b5dde4 No.12999

File: 1419931243330.png (80.41 KB, 334x410, 167:205, ss (2014-12-11 at 06.24.21….png)

>>12998
????
i already understand it quite well
no bully

dfd6c9 No.13000

File: 1419931264864.gif (1.36 MB, 478x360, 239:180, 1411008498044.gif)

>>12998

Don't be rude about Nana.

af3b86 No.13001

File: 1419931281161.png (22.86 KB, 720x449, 720:449, Truly Neutral.png)

>>12994
>Me being stupid boring.

Look at this! I drew a picture of you getting fucked by trees as I remain truly neutral within the situation~

Your cries will only be heard by my and nature, both feeling entirely apathetic on your splintery assault.

090fa6 No.13002

File: 1419931285411.gif (769.04 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ah.gif)

>>12999
bro

you need to realize you're a bro, bro

until then

bro the fuck off, bro

253fb7 No.13003

File: 1419931374314.png (52.7 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 128390dhj9128.png)

>>12994
Feels good.

e15591 No.13004

File: 1419931745444.jpg (40.97 KB, 300x280, 15:14, 1405309036225.jpg)

This is the part where he goes on about how much better he thinks he is, but then finds out no one really cares.

88ab58 No.13005

>>12998
>You're not allowed to speak with me until you understand your own gender.

it pretty simple dude it like… you got a dick? u a boy. u got a pussy? u a girl. u got both? damn post id pls

88ab58 No.13006

File: 1419931814303.jpg (7.9 KB, 191x179, 191:179, 1395281761343.jpg)

>>13004
Who, me or him?

I'm probably better than him anyway

af3b86 No.13007


af3b86 No.13008

File: 1419931945399.png (23.04 KB, 1292x852, 323:213, Chimp out with your dick o….png)

>>13006
Well you can hold banter, miles better than silly Nova.

090fa6 No.13009

File: 1419932031725.png (12.49 KB, 171x171, 1:1, =D.png)

>>13006
that's a cute picture

88ab58 No.13010

>>13008
Nova? Well shit I thought it was Naz

960f93 No.13011

File: 1419932119897.png (150.04 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1394043499765.png)

Good night /ssft/.

b5dde4 No.13012

File: 1419932169634.jpg (61.68 KB, 334x279, 334:279, ss (2014-10-07 at 01.46.25….jpg)

>>13011
bye banana #2

090fa6 No.13013

File: 1419932176542.jpg (46.09 KB, 300x335, 60:67, heh.jpg)

>>13010
you can call me whatever you want dude

88ab58 No.13014

File: 1419932260823.png (384.52 KB, 511x601, 511:601, 1395281797037.png)

>you will never be a king with an underground torture dungeon
>you will never send out bands of men to take SFT fucking shits so you can torture them
>you will never chop the best bits off of each SFTer in order to attempt making a "frankenstein's monster" out of them

68c65b No.13015

>>13014

>you will never get laid

88ab58 No.13016

>>13015
>tfw nearly got laid on New Year's Eve with an alright looking girl but got cockblocked by family
>tfw might be banging a cuteboy next year

b8c7ea No.13017

File: 1419932462128.webm (6.83 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Bitch.webm)

I like this helicopter music

af3b86 No.13018

>>13011
Goodnight, hope you sleep well.

>>13013
Cum slut
>To be fair you strolled casually into that one.

So, how are you?

>>13014
Faggotry, my only inheritance!
Depravity, my only comfort!
My life, a constant reminder of debauchery and vidyagames!
Make me a wifeboi, or suffer the wrath of your own creation!

090fa6 No.13019

File: 1419932719619.jpg (318.96 KB, 924x1014, 154:169, what.jpg)

>>13017
Guess you're too much of a weeb to figure this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKaYOW9zMoY

>>13018
>So, how are you?

Just talk to me on steam, jackass.

af3b86 No.13020

File: 1419932772170.png (35.47 KB, 973x455, 139:65, Meow.png)

>>13019
Fine, be that way.
I'll just pester you on this shithole on special occasions then.

dfd6c9 No.13021


e15591 No.13022

File: 1419933190074.jpg (42.76 KB, 300x232, 75:58, 1395721378901.jpg)

>>13006
Him. Sorry, didn't mean to imply you.

b8c7ea No.13023

>>13019
huh I'm not a weeb? I'm aware of the helicopter music being a reference to apocalypse now that's why ride of the Valkyries is in game. I was talking about the music I was using.

>>13021
Its pretty good but Its to short

88ab58 No.13024

>>13018
>Make me a wifeboi

No. Make me.

>>13019
I might add you up someday for a laugh, could be fun.

>>13022
Sweet fair enough but still, i'm better.

af3b86 No.13025

File: 1419933743171.png (14.45 KB, 529x454, 529:454, I tried.png)

>>13024
Oh I will so hard.
Plus, i think you'll have to get the parts from /aneki/ for a sufficient specimen.

88ab58 No.13026

>>13025
No no I don't mean make me your wifeboi, I mean make me want to make you my wifeboi!

e15591 No.13027

File: 1419933753491.jpg (27.16 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1404024968513.jpg)

>>13024
Normally I'd disagree, but given the situation then maybe.

>>13017
You're having more fun with this game than most do.

af3b86 No.13029

>>13026
Ugh, but force is one of my main answers…

Ok, er… I bet you if you were so great, you could easily whip up something. Or are unable to step up to the plate? Not so kingly, otherwise.

b8c7ea No.13030

File: 1419934221190.jpg (202.95 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-30_00001.jpg)

>>13027
Well its really fun and all this model swapping increased that fun

e15591 No.13031

File: 1419934728223.jpg (43.91 KB, 300x257, 300:257, 1405308518931.jpg)

>>13030
I should try this out myself someday.

b8c7ea No.13032

File: 1419935086219.jpg (397.75 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-29_00287.jpg)

>>13031
Everyone should

b5dde4 No.13033

File: 1419935691298.jpg (57.52 KB, 382x376, 191:188, ss (2014-12-14 at 07.21.36….jpg)

i just measured that i weight 57.1kg
this is my new record i have never in my whole life ever weighed this much

aaaaa

gaining weight is so difficult but i am happy its still progress even though its small

c99a3a No.13034

File: 1419935746110.jpg (147.23 KB, 592x640, 37:40, 4448135291_661b742e3f_z.jpg)

>>13033
congrats you're fat

af3b86 No.13035

>>13033
Why you gaining weight?
For muscle or something?

b5dde4 No.13036

File: 1419935886662.jpg (123.74 KB, 459x648, 17:24, ss (2014-12-11 at 10.32.28….jpg)

>>13034
fuk u
>>13035
so i can grow big boobs and thick thighs and not look like i have anorexia

c99a3a No.13037

File: 1419935950222.jpg (255.37 KB, 533x800, 533:800, 13099056yd.jpg)

>>13036
you just like chubbies you oinky butts

af3b86 No.13038

>>13036
Makes perfect sense.
What have you been doing to gain weight?

My idea would be to do less and sleep in a lot.

>>13037
Hey, nothing wrong with chubbies.
>mind you, I do like a bit of extra meat on them bones

b5dde4 No.13039

File: 1419936221675.jpg (130.7 KB, 415x605, 83:121, ss (2014-12-14 at 04.35.42….jpg)

>>13037
i dont know why do i even try to have a conversation with you

>>13038
i eat like
normal amount of food now
i used to eat like
so little that people wouldn't even believe its possible to stay alive with so small amount of food

i've gone from 1 meal every two days to three or four meals a day
and actually kept it up for two or three months

i dont do anything ever really only exercise is sex and reading manga and manga doesn't count as exercise and i already sleep a lot
not now tho i've been up all night i wonder if im going to die im feeling quite hyper

c99a3a No.13040

File: 1419936337594.jpg (411.06 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 3569222884_49eae9ebf7_b.jpg)

>>13038
never said there was nothing wrong with them, I'm one of them

>>13039
because you love me really

af3b86 No.13041

>>13039
You actually put on more weight by not sleeping, methinks. Something about lack of sleep fuelling depression, then more eating and stuff.

>>13040
Bring me dat ass, oinky butt.

b5dde4 No.13042

>>13041
idk well i sleep a lot but not too much i used to sleep like 15+ hours a day now i roughly sleep a bit less than im awake which is normal amount i think=?

im not depressed! sometimes i just hallucinate sounds and have panic attacks

c99a3a No.13043

File: 1419936559506.jpg (447.54 KB, 1280x1050, 128:105, Wolf-Spider-face-by-Robert….jpg)

>>13041
>tfw fat with no ass

af3b86 No.13044

>>13043
Oh god, but fat ass is the best with fat!

>>13042
I have trouble sleeping myself.
Brain won't shut up, I'd think about the same thing for at least half an hour, try to sleep then worry about something else.

b5dde4 No.13045

>>13044
idk i just umm idk if i have to wake up in the morning to go somewhere i will automatically change my sleeping rythm and i wake up early and go to sleep early

c99a3a No.13046

File: 1419937259251.jpg (84.01 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 1201710798.jpg)

>>13044
well you better make and feed me food then

af3b86 No.13047

File: 1419937316486.png (35.6 KB, 1292x852, 323:213, Wonderful Wasteland.png)

>>13045
That's cool. Lose an hour, gain an hour.
>Afternoon naps are best naps.
>New Year's Resolution for me is better sleep

So, what's the plan today for you?

>>13046
Does cum count as food?

8e604e No.13048

File: 1419937314415.jpg (681.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 231430_screenshots_2014-12….jpg)

Does anyone else play COH2? It would be nice to have more people playing!

c99a3a No.13049

File: 1419937431554.jpg (139.67 KB, 800x533, 800:533, alopecosa_wolf_spider_by_d….jpg)

>>13047
nop make something tasty

>>13048
if you played better RTS games then maybe

b5dde4 No.13050

File: 1419937414381.jpg (26.83 KB, 300x254, 150:127, ss (2014-12-14 at 04.33.17….jpg)

>>13047
well
my plan is to stay up as long as i can and then tomorrow i will wake up in a normal time

tho i might just fall asleep like
right now if i stop thinking

af3b86 No.13051

>>13049
I ensure you my semen is tasty and high quality.

But if you're not afraid of the afterlife, I've been meaning to make the world's most taboo sandwich.

>Bacon and Cheese, already Muslims and Jews can't eat it, utterly haram.

>Pig is ritually killed, making it unclean for Sikhs
>Symbol grilled on the bread, which you must worship before eating, making it a no-no for Christians
>And for everyone else, add some horse meat
>Then preach how they're going to hell for eating such a sandwich, pissing off Athiests
>Dye a sauce with E102, E110 or E124 dye, making it illegal in the EU to eat or dish out.

dfd6c9 No.13052

File: 1419937948441.gif (1.5 MB, 500x268, 125:67, 1418672907616.gif)

>>13044

My classmate said I had a girls ass.

af3b86 No.13053

File: 1419938209359.png (5.21 KB, 476x157, 476:157, kissu.png)

>>13050
Well, we'll keep you up.
>Yes, both non-lewd and lewd connotations apply.

>>13052
You always get weird comments about ass related things from classmates.
>Mine said it was very peachy and not bad.

Nice to know you have a girl's ass, sissiboi.

8e604e No.13054

File: 1419938236096.png (Spoiler Image, 482.05 KB, 602x782, 301:391, 1414594778097.png)

>>13052
Post it

c99a3a No.13055

File: 1419938241265.jpg (170.63 KB, 1024x611, 1024:611, _MG_6635.jpg)

>>13051
your whore juices are shitty I'll show you a real mans seed

also you had me up to the dyes, replace it with something else and I'd eat the fuck out of it

dfd6c9 No.13056

File: 1419938414711.jpg (4.14 KB, 250x140, 25:14, 1419275869775s.jpg)

>>13054

[spoiler]>Wanted to show Macho something once
[spoiler]>Put on webcam
[spoiler]>Turn around and pick up said game from closet
>He screenshots my ass bent over

AND NO!

dfd6c9 No.13057

>>13056

Well fucked up that post badly

af3b86 No.13058

>>13055
Grilled onions?
>In certain versions of Jainism, Buddhism and Hinduism, vegetables of the onion genus are taboo.

Hard to get something that is minor and illegal though, unless…

>personal imports of meat and dairy products from most non-EU countries.


However, obscene/indecent material is sorta prohibited, so grill a pic of some shota on the other side and we're good.

b5dde4 No.13059

File: 1419938616060.png (26.19 KB, 359x274, 359:274, ss (2014-12-28 at 08.59.18….png)

>>13053
none of you can keep me up

>>13056
>tfw i also know the feel of being the target of nonconsented webcam butt screenshotting while picking up stuff

88ab58 No.13060

>>13027
>Normally I'd disagree

…and normally you'd be wrong. My only sin is being a lover of liberty. Better to die alone and free than to sink to the level of corrupt tyrants!


>>13033
Ice cream and smoothies and milkshakes, lots of them.


>tfw got a haircut but understimated it and now it's too short and I look like a slave

>tfw gotta be at work in about 40 mins but i've only just got home and I havent even showered yet

090fa6 No.13061

File: 1419938703828.jpg (149.41 KB, 500x745, 100:149, vegeta.jpg)

Men can be beautiful without trying to look like women.

c99a3a No.13062

File: 1419938732067.jpg (860.98 KB, 1280x879, 1280:879, 1356998540701.jpg)

>>13058
gimme

c99a3a No.13063

File: 1419938787612.jpg (115.15 KB, 757x800, 757:800, 1360376054792.jpg)

>>13061
I'd fuck that

88ab58 No.13064

>>13051
>Pig is ritually killed, making it unclean for Sikhs


Wait, how do Sikhs prefer to kill pigs?

af3b86 No.13065

File: 1419938829278.png (5.65 KB, 387x303, 129:101, Grr.png)

>>13059
Oh, well thank you for shooting down my endeavors before I even try.

WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?!

>>13061
But they still have to make an effort, ever seen the guys in those 5-star hotels?

Fucking, pedicures and hairstyle.

>>13064
They don't do ritual slaughter of any kind, plus, not many eat meat.

dfd6c9 No.13066

>>13063
>>13061

>Fucking a hothead like vegeta

e15591 No.13067

File: 1419938875393.png (359.74 KB, 643x483, 643:483, 1397554687490.png)

>>13056
>Macho
This is where you messed up.

>>13060
I'm not sure how serious you are or how serious you're taking me.

88ab58 No.13068

>>13065
>They don't do ritual slaughter of any kind

So do they prefer to just kill it in the most humane way possible?

I think I like Sikhs anyway. They seem pretty cool in some ways

b5dde4 No.13069

File: 1419938912769.jpg (71.42 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ok.jpg)

>>13060
i ate all the ice cream already last week i think
>>13061
ayyy

girls are still more beautiful tho

>>13065
ha

dfd6c9 No.13070

File: 1419938936217.gif (1.48 MB, 400x225, 16:9, 1419345555209.gif)

>>13067

I know, I fucked that time period badly.

Ask Atmosphere he knows how badly I FUCKED UP.

If I could I'd turn it all around and don't make the mistakes that I made.

88ab58 No.13071

>>13067
It's probably a bit of both.

But yeah, you're right about >Macho

c99a3a No.13072

File: 1419938958081.jpg (58.66 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 12245394564_69a8699878.jpg)

>>13066
>not liking hate sex

88ab58 No.13073

>>13056
Show the pic

Also macho is a creeper pedophile lol

b5dde4 No.13074

>>13070
huh

what is this should i be curious

af3b86 No.13075

>>13068
Yeah, I knew a sikh once, their marriages are very pretty and cool too, all sorts of colourful traditional dress.

Plus their religious symbol is badass.

dfd6c9 No.13076

File: 1419939072411.jpg (27.6 KB, 249x386, 249:386, hothead.jpg)

>>13073

Good thing I'm not under aged and only a few months younger then.

>>13074

Not really! You were around most of the time.

>>13072

I don't like hotheads, pic related

e15591 No.13077

File: 1419939112812.png (573.84 KB, 940x684, 235:171, 1405138625146.png)

>>13070
You just have to learn from your mistakes, and hopefully learn from other's mistakes.

>>13071
A bit of both?

8e604e No.13078

File: 1419939130020.gif (492.71 KB, 192x108, 16:9, 1337697669802.gif)

>>13056
Please!
>>13067
>>13071
>>13073
Has Macho done something?
>>13070
Yeaaaahhhhhhh… It's okay, that's the past, just remember what you learned and make the future great!

b5dde4 No.13079

File: 1419939157293.jpg (59.86 KB, 414x274, 207:137, ss (2014-12-20 at 01.53.30….jpg)

>>13076
i dont remember anything
remind me maybe i know about it and dont just remember rn

>tfw glasses keep falling down my nose and i have to keep lifting them up

88ab58 No.13080

>>13075
Oooh, I've never seen a sikh wedding before. I wish I had a Sikh friend sometimes


Yeah their symbol is pretty cool. Plus don't they carry around swords because justice and protecting the weak?

8e604e No.13081

>>13079
>iktf
I need a new pair of glasses or to wear contacts.

dfd6c9 No.13082

File: 1419939234031.gif (2.02 MB, 427x240, 427:240, 1413471400188.gif)

>>13078

I think I learned atleast a little bit.

>Please


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

We're not even friends yet!

Cute gif.

88ab58 No.13083

>>13077
Well I mean it's obvious that I am better than a lot of you nerds, but at the same time I can understand that you weren't being completely serious about me being wrong about being better.


>>13078
>Has Macho done something?

He's just an argumentative autist that flirts with everything, and if you don't like it he sperges out on you.

Plus he's more of a northen cunt than even spider is and he should fuck off back to the mill

c99a3a No.13084

File: 1419939282492.jpg (90.04 KB, 800x532, 200:133, 1357148768.jpg)

>>13076
why don't you like CIA guy, he's pretty cool and has a plane and shit

8e604e No.13085

File: 1419939335623.gif (437.27 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1379731577389.gif)

>>13082
>We're not even friends yet!
You could send me an invite and fix that!
>>13083
It's been a long time since I've been close to him, I have no idea what he's like now really.

090fa6 No.13086

File: 1419939368504.jpg (446.07 KB, 900x507, 300:169, STOP BULLYING SPEAK UP.jpg)

Can everyone stop being gay for just a few minutes please

b5dde4 No.13087

File: 1419939382482.jpg (68.38 KB, 241x536, 241:536, ss (2014-12-22 at 11.18.45….jpg)

>>13082
>tfw never going to have body like nicki has
why live

e15591 No.13088

File: 1419939406922.jpg (95.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1397559334380.jpg)

>>13078
Possibly.

>>13083
I really have no idea how serious I should be taking you right now. Somehow part of me says you are, but I really like to give a benefit of a doubt.

dfd6c9 No.13089

File: 1419939438448.png (20.12 KB, 630x128, 315:64, ss (2014-12-30 at 12.36.54….png)

>>13084

Not talking about CIA man.

>>13085

>No idea what he's like now really


I'm not friends with him and he keeps commenting on my fucking profile and calls me meido-kun.

>>13087

Hah! That made me laugh!

88ab58 No.13090

>>13088
>le so matuer and srs take da internt 4 real

lmao get a life u dork

b5dde4 No.13091

File: 1419939517942.jpg (56.73 KB, 478x272, 239:136, ss (2014-12-22 at 12.30.01….jpg)

>>13089
why is it funny
this is a very serious and sad thing

dfd6c9 No.13092

>>13091

There's a thing as too much booty.

e15591 No.13093

File: 1419939568069.jpg (41.54 KB, 300x381, 100:127, 1404087927287.jpg)

>>13089
Why not just block him?

>>13090
I see.

af3b86 No.13094

>>13080
It's sorta arguable on the sword thing, because varying different laws in different countries.

I only saw pictures of his wedding.

Speaking about laws, I have this friend from Bangladesh who always contacts me on UK Law and rights because he's an avid weed smoker and doesn't know how to deal with cops.

The other day he said he got a switch blade and asked me if it was okay to carry it on him for protection… fucking retard, gotta love idiots like that. Had to list shit for him, and get him to remember his rights and shit.

>What do you do when the cops ask to stop and search you?

>'Let them'
>Congrats, they found your weed, off to jail with you. Always ask on what grounds and that you're leaving the trouble area to go home.
>'Why can't I carry my knife? What if I want to protect myself?'

He was fucking perplexed why weed is less problematic than carrying a fucking flick knife.

c99a3a No.13095

File: 1419939598824.jpg (202.42 KB, 1024x616, 128:77, 0.jpg)

>>13089
who then?

8e604e No.13096

File: 1419939578302.gif (324.68 KB, 500x590, 50:59, 1386646531168.gif)

>>13087
Because you can try to get a body like Nicki's!
>>13089
>(Sack of shit)
I never un-tagged him as (Dick) even though that was a joke. Maybe he just wants to be friends with you, meido-kun?

273b4e No.13097

>>13092
lol no

dfd6c9 No.13098

>>13097

Baxel please, you're still young.

>>13096

I think he did, he sent me a friend request but I just ignored it.

And don't call me that….

>>13095

Vegeta's a hothead.

b5dde4 No.13099

File: 1419939794031.jpg (180.09 KB, 752x691, 752:691, ss (2014-12-14 at 05.02.10….jpg)

>>13096
IM TRYING

>>13097
>>13092
see baxel knows whats up
also i miss u already bbax;_;

88ab58 No.13100

>>13093
Dude chill out bro.


It's like… I am better than most of you, but when here I only a very small percentage of my quality, otherwise I'd get tired easily. However my wisdom, nobleness, resolve and inner strength all add up to make me one hell of a guy

>>13094
has he made you join isis yet?

c99a3a No.13101

File: 1419939820330.jpg (123.76 KB, 900x600, 3:2, mqb0da49pe1rry8g4o1_1280.jpg)

>>13098
piccolo is best anyways

af3b86 No.13102

File: 1419939831517.jpg (551.27 KB, 1080x920, 27:23, tumblr_n129neSLEL1rcs9gvo1….jpg)

>>13098
>Speaking about hotheads and sayians…
>imagine trying not to get your hips broken

273b4e No.13103

File: 1419939888700.jpg (249.92 KB, 500x427, 500:427, 1391850626523.jpg)

>>13098
>>13099
Big booty bitches!

8e604e No.13104

File: 1419939878247-0.gif (375.06 KB, 689x720, 689:720, 1394859137907.gif)

File: 1419939878247-1.jpg (71.83 KB, 944x430, 472:215, ss (2014-12-30 at 05.43.17….jpg)

I feel like it's time to take a trip to the danger zone.
>>13098
I feel like bullying someone, Meido-kun!
>>13099
Protip: don't let anime get to you that's some impossible expectations right there.
Also hide from /cuteboys/ else you'll cry about not having possible bodies ;_;

b8c7ea No.13105

File: 1419939956578.webm (2.92 MB, 320x240, 4:3, tien.webm)

>>13101
>not Tien

dfd6c9 No.13106

File: 1419939964714-0.gif (421.82 KB, 497x331, 497:331, vegeta.gif)

File: 1419939964714-1.jpg (97.2 KB, 530x761, 530:761, Baxel.jpg)

>>13099

You saw him yesterday, told you to sit on his face.

>>13101

Vegito is the best anyway. Or SSJ 4 Gogeta because he has the same personality even though he shouldn't have it.

>>13102

>Mating with apes


>>13103

Remember this artwork Baxel?

>>13104

No bully!

af3b86 No.13107

>>13100
Pffft, he'd be a piss poor excuse for me to join isis. Fucker has failed uni thrice and can't handle his shit.

If there is any reason to join, it'll be because they're the only way I can make a career out of media.

>they have their own magazine

>they even can put in fade to black transitions in their execution videos
>average UK media student doesn't even know how to open a zip file or burn a DVD

b5dde4 No.13108

File: 1419940008407.jpg (123.97 KB, 500x756, 125:189, 45886879_p0.jpg)

>>13104
if i wanted my body to be like anime id be so close cause im skinny as fuck and i could just stop eating and shrink into 2d

also i have no idea what you meant by hiding from /cuteboys/

>>13106
too lewd

c99a3a No.13109

File: 1419940066598.jpg (202.42 KB, 1024x616, 128:77, 0.jpg)

>>13105
>that low tier trash
>good

>>13106
fusions don't count

af3b86 No.13110


8e604e No.13111

File: 1419940122156-0.jpg (26.27 KB, 400x353, 400:353, 1374524612773.jpg)

>>13106
Yes bully!
>>13108
I meant not going there.
Also eat, a healthy nana is a good thing, anorexia is not.

dfd6c9 No.13112

File: 1419940101086-0.jpg (107.01 KB, 640x901, 640:901, The bulldozer from the rec….jpg)

>>13107

>ISIS


ISIS is funny.

ISIS has a cat twitter.

https://twitter.com/isilcats

>>13109

You know I'm right.

273b4e No.13113

File: 1419940112110.jpg (186.41 KB, 700x988, 175:247, 38aa8e671993dd1ba638e2a75a….jpg)

>>13106
Ass>hips>tits
DFC is god tier

c99a3a No.13114

File: 1419940228667.jpg (64.41 KB, 960x639, 320:213, carolina-wolf-spider.jpg)

>>13112
I know you're a cutienerdlord

>>13113
lips>all

e15591 No.13115

File: 1419940250471.jpg (26.5 KB, 300x362, 150:181, 1404644467652.jpg)

>>13110
I watched for five seconds and got scared.

dfd6c9 No.13116

File: 1419940278264.jpg (13.79 KB, 269x311, 269:311, 1413741630616.jpg)


88ab58 No.13117

>>13107
The only Indian guy I know is now working on films and stuff. I'm pretty damn jealous because he's got to work on a bunch of things, even True Detective :-;


How do you even join ISIS anyway? Is it invite only? Maybe i'll see if I can trade a demonoid invite for one

b5dde4 No.13118

File: 1419940271451.png (157.32 KB, 500x652, 125:163, tumblr_n6ip230SVP1s0soqwo1….png)

>not talking about best dbz


>>13111

idk i dont want to drool at skinny boy butts
curvy n chubby girls are the best and ive already seen too many of those

i eat
i try eat so much im already 57.1kg this is new record i will grow boobs n butt and be soft and be even more cuddlable

8e604e No.13119

File: 1419940364553-0.jpg (25.94 KB, 421x427, 421:427, 1407960791747.jpg)


>>13116
BULLYBULLYBULLYBULLY
>>13118
I like the sound of that, keep doing it.

dfd6c9 No.13120

File: 1419940395689.gif (2.94 MB, 740x416, 185:104, 1410902280306.gif)

>>13119

If tyou're going to bully now I won't watch movies with you.

>>13118

>Bulma

>Relevant after DB

88ab58 No.13121

File: 1419940423038.jpg (145.5 KB, 886x1253, 886:1253, 1395589630015.jpg)

tfw you'll never be popular enough to be bullied

af3b86 No.13122

>>13112
>even angry Islamic Militants like lolcats
Such a world we live in

>>13117
I think you just jump on the plane and say how much you fucking hate Western life.

>>13113
>>13114
Oh be quiet nerds, all part of anatomy is best anatomy.

>Mind you, them hips and butt… nff~


>>13115
They're known as the 'Morons that killed Death Metal', funny, weird and purile.

273b4e No.13123

File: 1419940462474.jpg (27.45 KB, 500x435, 100:87, 1399493191553.jpg)

>tfw 6.1 feet and ~73kg

af3b86 No.13124

>>13121
Oh be quiet, I bully you every chance I get.
How about this?

>tfw YOUR BULLYING GETS UNAPPRECIATED


For a slut, you're hard to please. You make me cry.

c99a3a No.13125

File: 1419940509961.jpg (48.89 KB, 560x429, 560:429, wolf-spider.jpg)

>>13116
kidgoku best goku

>>13122
well there's nothing good about your worthless body so we're going to make burgers out of you

8e604e No.13126

File: 1419940553536-0.png (542.62 KB, 773x1000, 773:1000, 3fc681800e436b97b539f8dfd2….png)

>>13120
Gosh fine, get that girly butt of yours over to my bed so we can start the movie already!
>>13121
You weren't too happy last time I bullied you.

af3b86 No.13127

>>13125
What about the brain my body houses?
That's redeemable, right?

b5dde4 No.13128

>>13120
dragon ball turned into shit after raditz died

>>13123
no way you were taller than me pls
i literally saw you yesterday

88ab58 No.13129

>>13123
I could still beat you up though because you're a sissy finn

>>13124
I am not a slut! Maybe you just don't bully me hard enough

>>13126
Because you were rude bully, not good bully

273b4e No.13130

File: 1419940672343.png (134.87 KB, 421x248, 421:248, 1409684975081.png)

>>13128
I am taller than you!
>>13129
Bitch come here and I'll whoop you

c99a3a No.13131

File: 1419940683194.jpg (83.19 KB, 870x600, 29:20, 13941583379956.jpg)

>>13127
if it doesn't go into the meat grinder then I'll feed it to the pigs

b5dde4 No.13132

File: 1419940723966.jpg (24.26 KB, 227x258, 227:258, ss (2014-12-13 at 01.40.40….jpg)

>>13130
?????????????????

273b4e No.13133

>>13132
I'm like 185cm or so. Dunno bout you

af3b86 No.13134

File: 1419940790799.jpg (67.25 KB, 495x572, 45:52, 1392341343875.jpg)

>>13129
Too scared to break you, but I guess you're no sissy. So I'll try to up the pressure.

>>13131
You're gonna eat the pigs too, right?

dfd6c9 No.13135

>>13126

IT'S NOT THAT GIRLY

>>13125

Talking about GT? I loved GT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApTp_HqyE1I Catchiest and cutest intro.

c99a3a No.13136

File: 1419940886318.jpg (188.83 KB, 1200x801, 400:267, 2549945-a-wolf-spider-is-c….jpg)

>>13134
maybes I wont now

>>13135
>GT
>GT
>GT
>GT
>GT
>GT
>GT

no I was talking about just dragon ball without the Z

b5dde4 No.13137

File: 1419941044309.png (35.92 KB, 351x372, 117:124, ss (2014-12-14 at 04.42.27….png)

>>13133
well then i guess its explained by this:
cause when i was waiting for you to come up i was wondering its been forever since we saw and i thought hmm i wonder if baxel has gotten all tall and handsome now and stopped being so cute and then i saw you and was like hmm why is he so handsome i might have forgotten to think about the height thing

>>13135
GT stands(kek) for girltinkler, also known as girldick

af3b86 No.13138

>>13129
I'll bully you so hard, you're gonna get Stockholme Syndrome.

8e604e No.13139

File: 1419941106964-0.png (109.74 KB, 500x415, 100:83, 1375433423187.png)

>>13135
But for real come cuddle me I need it.

b5dde4 No.13140

File: 1419941146728.png (96.4 KB, 502x545, 502:545, ss (2014-11-04 at 05.10.10….png)

>>13133
or it was just confusing cause im used to my bf being so short and i spend the day pretending that we were on a date and you were my new bf

af3b86 No.13141

>>13140
Wow, that's so gay.

dfd6c9 No.13142

File: 1419941306877.jpg (97.4 KB, 377x322, 377:322, faggot2.jpg)

I don't get Farcry 4, at first the big baddy fucking welcomes you as a guest of honor, then when you escape he calls you saying he has no hard feelings yet his guards fucking try to kill you everytime.

>>13139

Why not ask Gropy to come over, you two seem pretty close. I'm lonely too but I don't ask randoms to cuddle me!

>>13136
>>13137

GT was okay…

8e604e No.13143

File: 1419941353418-0.jpg (129.37 KB, 807x861, 269:287, 1396666394245.jpg)

>>13142
Fine, I guess I'll get someone else.

c99a3a No.13144

File: 1419941409343.jpg (3.78 MB, 3872x2592, 121:81, aranyalobo1.jpg)

>>13142
you're o.k

b5dde4 No.13145

File: 1419941471733.jpg (130.7 KB, 415x605, 83:121, ss (2014-12-14 at 04.35.42….jpg)

>>13141
it wasnt!

af3b86 No.13146

>>13145
I bet you even played tea party and got your mother's fine china and your best teddy bears!

dfd6c9 No.13147

File: 1419941556108.jpg (38.6 KB, 500x498, 250:249, j.jpg)

>>13143

But if you insist, we can be cuddle buddies

c99a3a No.13148

File: 1419941607331.jpg (55.98 KB, 640x437, 640:437, crw0992idfq3.jpg)

>>13146
don't you talk shit about teddy bears, they're manly as fuck and don't take no trash talk from some nerdlord like you

b5dde4 No.13149

File: 1419941661754.jpg (46.7 KB, 302x388, 151:194, ss (2014-12-14 at 04.38.42….jpg)

>>13146
we were out shopping together! and it was fucking freezing outside

273b4e No.13150

File: 1419941710319.png (1.45 MB, 1047x1095, 349:365, 2deep.png)

>>13140
Time for ntr

88ab58 No.13151

>tfw gonna be at least an hour late to work even though I already asked if I could start later anyway

Eugh, I would just call in sick but I hate it

2c1eb6 No.13152

File: 1419941768461.jpg (61.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 14081629773432.jpg)

Did someone say my name?

8e604e No.13153

File: 1419941829997-0.gif (77.76 KB, 182x250, 91:125, 1393909474085.gif)

>>13152
Good morning Gropy!
>>13147
Well, if you don't wanna be normal buddies, cuddle buddies is good too!

b5dde4 No.13154

File: 1419941841330.jpg (47.96 KB, 438x309, 146:103, ss (2014-12-22 at 10.30.35….jpg)

>>13150
no
ive been pure for so long i turned virgin again and im saving it for the right girl this time

88ab58 No.13155

File: 1419941901491.jpg (17.3 KB, 267x253, 267:253, 1417966644362.jpg)

>>13152
>too short to top
>too manly to bottom

I will swallow the c4

2c1eb6 No.13156

File: 1419941959801.png (3.84 MB, 1440x1617, 480:539, 1402153979166.png)

>>13153
Hi, did you stay up all night again?

>>13155
u wot.

68c65b No.13157

File: 1419941951846.jpg (97.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1391904193722.jpg)


88ab58 No.13158

>>13155
Why did I even reply to you though, Gropy?

Fuck

b8c7ea No.13159

File: 1419942036321.jpg (217.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-12-22_00001.jpg)

>>13155
Don't swallow c4 just wait for a bearded one eyed man to plant some on you.

af3b86 No.13160

Thinking about this alignment thing I may make stupid bios for you all, complete with special posting attacks. Already got a few in mind.

>>13148
I can't help it, I want to be best bully 2015.

So what are you gonna do about it, you spindly slutnutcase?

>>13149
Well, undeniably, that's cute.
I just like talking shit. ;w;

090fa6 No.13161

File: 1419942052719.webm (954.58 KB, 320x240, 4:3, weegee.webm)

good night ladies

8e604e No.13162

File: 1419942040588-0.gif (619.35 KB, 500x280, 25:14, 1408447739405.gif)

>>13156
I did! I was gonna go to bed earlier, and then my computer broke, and now I'm not feeling so good. Don't worry about it, I'll take care of myself! Did you sleep well?

88ab58 No.13163

>>13157
Don't bully

>>13159
but i want to die like a man

c99a3a No.13164

File: 1419942165037.jpg (174.88 KB, 600x400, 3:2, img_0598_enh_1080x720.jpg)

>>13160
I'm going to rape you till you're a broken fucktoy

e15591 No.13165

>>13159
I hope he'll plant it on me soon!

>>13161
Sleep well.

dfd6c9 No.13166

>>13153

We'll be cuddle buddy buddies.

af3b86 No.13167

>>13161
Sleep tight, don't let anxiety bite.

>>13164
You cannot break that which has been used and abused! Can't even get traded in through SlaveSwap.

b5dde4 No.13168

File: 1419942290063.png (80.41 KB, 334x410, 167:205, ss (2014-12-11 at 06.24.21….png)

>>13160
m_e_a_n_i_e



i think im gonna take a nap
i would need amphetamines to stay up any longer

b8c7ea No.13169

File: 1419942328078.webm (6.17 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, cqc.webm)

>>13163
Getting killed by Big Boss is a manly way to die

af3b86 No.13170

>>13168
Have a nice nap.
That actually sounds good but I'd be dead if I went to bed now.

>And plus, it's fun to be mean.

2c1eb6 No.13171

File: 1419942419742.png (80.1 KB, 160x269, 160:269, 59.png)

>>13162
No, you should sleep, it's no good staying up til 7am! Also how did your pc break?

c99a3a No.13172

File: 1419942438682.jpg (106.26 KB, 800x543, 800:543, 575-800.jpg)

>>13167
I can break you further

dfd6c9 No.13173

File: 1419942462049.png (24.94 KB, 328x396, 82:99, 1419798403066.png)

>>13169

>Tfw ps3 disc reader broke (I think, because it doesn't see any game anymore) and I can't play American simulator anymore

af3b86 No.13174

>>13172
I'd like to see you try,
in fact, I'm leaking pre with anticipation.

Bring it, bitch.

88ab58 No.13175

>gonna be super late now

I should just call in sick at this point, right? I'm gonna be over an hour late now. Had so much shit to sort out though, I wasn't only posting here :-;

But fuck, I hate calling in sick. I just picked up the phone and my hand was shaking and my heart dropped :_;

af3b86 No.13176

>>13175
I think you can grin and bear it, that or rest up for New Year's drinking.

Btw, do you often go on skype?
I CAN BULLY YOU FURTHER THEN!

c99a3a No.13177

File: 1419942570338.jpg (129.97 KB, 500x374, 250:187, 605652.jpg)

>>13174
you'll be leaking something else after I'm done with you

8e604e No.13178

>>13171
Lately, in Company of Heroes 2 multplayer only, it will randomly restart. And then, after that, it will shut everything off except for the fans inside of the case. After that, it'll take a while to start working again. I think there might be a problem with my power cord getting dislodged somehow. My computer sprung to life again after I wiggled that in tighter. I have no idea what the real issue is, I only hope it's not some faulty hardware.

b8c7ea No.13179

File: 1419942601200.webm (1.08 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, tears.webm)

>>13173
I'm sorry to hear that

af3b86 No.13180

>>13177
>Being done when bleeding
>Not using the blood as lube

Are you even trying, Wolf?
I know it's early but come on.

c99a3a No.13181

File: 1419942728204.jpg (185.3 KB, 500x394, 250:197, 2788406370_4f27836cc4.jpg)

>>13180
not even close slut

I'm going to fuck you through your dick hole

88ab58 No.13182

>>13176
I can't grin and bear it. I hate talking on phones, especially when calling in sick. I'm so frustrated right now :-;

No I don't skype often; no mic and no privacy

af3b86 No.13183

>>13182
I always get invited to a stupid group every day, hence I don't use it.

I mean grin and bear the work.

af3b86 No.13184

>>13181
Hnn~
I can cum on your dick whilst you're inside me~

88ab58 No.13185

>>13183
No but the problem is that i'm gonna be super late now, because I had to get a haircut before work and sort a bunch of stuff out and plus the buses to where I work aren't very frequent

10 minutes late is fine. But over an hour late? Jesus I'd just die of embarassment.

I once was going to be an hour late to college so instead I just walked several miles through the countryside to a village where my waifu lived once. I had tea and cake there which was nice, and on my journey I talked to lots of different people!

I can do that but I just can't into phonecalls :_;

c99a3a No.13186

File: 1419943158832.jpg (51.46 KB, 456x343, 456:343, bqs_bor_rou_sha.jpg)

>>13184
with my own cum as I turn your bladder into a womb

af3b86 No.13187

>>13185
Welp, you're trapped. Tis admirable that you have such an ethic but you made your grave, now better get comfy. You gotta call in or send an email or something.

And that was a cool adventure, tea, biscuits, people, education… think you can do that in your place of work?

Do you stutter on the phone or something? I have that problem.

88ab58 No.13188

>>13187
>You gotta call in or send an email or something.

I wish I could just email but nope.

>think you can do that in your place of work?


How can I have an adventure in my workplace? I walked several miles across fields, over hills and through forests. No, I can't do that at work.

>Do you stutter on the phone or something?

Stutter? I can barely even talk, my throat feels like a desert

af3b86 No.13189

>>13186
You still trying to impregnate me? .///.
My parts don't work like that, surely.

>>13188
Errr, I suggest trying to distract yourself whilst going through the phonecall, anxiety is a cycle sort of thing. I'm thinking write up your excuse and read it out like a script, that way, you're distracting yourself by reading out aloud rather than focusing on the call itself.

c99a3a No.13190

File: 1419943529275.jpg (123.76 KB, 900x600, 3:2, mqb0da49pe1rry8g4o1_1280.jpg)

>>13189
they will once I've done with them

88ab58 No.13191

>>13189
Hm, well what should I say then?

"Hey there this is anon, the work experience dude. Just calling to say I wont be able to make it in today, sorry. I ate some bad meat earlier and now my stomach feels awful. Tell ___ (guy who handles the work experience stuff) that i'm sorry and i'll come in early on a few days to make up for it

af3b86 No.13192

Switch bad meat with food poisoning, then mention it's bad meat, and if they argue, come up with some prewritten switches to link the conversation back to the food poisoning.

Here are some excuses they'll probably come up with.

>We're understaffed though

>Can you do New Year's then?

Those are the only excuses they'll come up with which I can think of. They'll say 'I hope you get better and see you on X day.'

If you preplan, and write it, you'd feel less anxious and embarassment, and think, you'd feel more embarrassed and anxious if you went into work late.

e15591 No.13193

>>13191
Pretty much, but you don't even need to get that detailed. You can just say you aren't feeling well, and if they ask say it's it must be the food you had earlier. Though that does sound kind of fishy, but it does happen. If they ask why you aren't there yet, say it's because of nausea and you've been trying to see if you could get over it.

88ab58 No.13194

>>13191
>come up with some prewritten switches to link the conversation back to the food poisoning.

What do you mean exactly?

af3b86 No.13195

>>13194
It's a sort of trick chuggers have to shut down arguments.

>I'm already donating to charity

That's great, how much do you donate and which do you donate to?

>This and X much

That's fantastic, a lot of people around this area donate to X and this much, however we're different as we do this and we're only asking a teensy bit.

>But we're understaffed

I know, shit gets brutal coming up to Xmas and New Year but this bug will hurt my performace and I'll only slow others down.

af3b86 No.13196

>>13194
Also, depending on where you work, you're are legally bound to call in sick.

88ab58 No.13197

>>13196
Well it's only work experience so i'm not sure if I have any rights or whatever

c99a3a No.13198

File: 1419944509474.jpg (233.96 KB, 750x502, 375:251, 6298850516_d44ecfe5d8_b.jpg)

>>13195
damn charities man

af3b86 No.13199

>>13197
Well it'll show you that you know your rights and not to fuck with things when you're sick.

>>13198
I know man, I know.

af3b86 No.13200

>>13196
Show them, I mean.
It's probably beneficial if you know what is expected of you if you're sick.

af3b86 No.13201

>>13197
Now call them, or do I have to start bullying you now?

88ab58 No.13202

File: 1419944778316.gif (382.49 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1418042417930.gif)

Okay my fingers on the call button, i'm gonna try it!

Pls hold my hand though you have no idea how nervous I am this is like a major anxiety trigger for me :-;

e15591 No.13203

File: 1419944889967.jpg (48.27 KB, 280x314, 140:157, 1412043582268.jpg)

>that time the manager made the remark of "calling on a weekend again"
Dude can go fuck himself right off for all I care.

af3b86 No.13204

File: 1419944957362.png (430.13 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 1382470265049.png)

>>13198
Furthermore, most of the trainees are like… trained in basic cookie-cutter salesmanship.

It's the lifers that are particularly scary/off-putting and stuff.

>>13202
It's going to be okay, remember that the more you worry about your nervousness the harder that shit sticks.

>Oh shit, I'm nervous

>Better tell everyone I'm nervous
>More aware of being nervous
>Freak out

It's a cycle, this is probably the McGuyver way of dealing with it; we'll post some lewds/cutes to distract you with.

1d5d99 No.13205

File: 1419945020394-0.gif (404.49 KB, 342x342, 1:1, 1388474184805.gif)

>>13202
you're braver than i, i didn't do it

you're doing good, and afterwards will feel great

af3b86 No.13206

>>13203
Managers need to be assholes in order to get the standard. That's why you always get the worst shit coming out of their mouths, or have the worst superiority complexs, because 'is bizniz'

88ab58 No.13207

>>13206
Only pleb managers. Decent managers know that kindness and understanding is a lot more effective than anger and threats

c99a3a No.13208

File: 1419945178102.jpg (163.8 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 492152857_eb7a530326_o.jpg)

>>13204
give us a lifer story then

af3b86 No.13209

>>13207
True that. I've actually read that shit on some offices, you know, the motivational stuff for managers?

e15591 No.13210

File: 1419945264868.gif (497.83 KB, 490x270, 49:27, 1400301595759.gif)

>>13206
Nah, I think he was just an asshole making such a smart remark. Of course, out of three assistant managers only one of them was nice.

88ab58 No.13211

>call
>hey this is anon, the work experience dude. just calling in to call in sick, I hope this is the right number for it
>"Oh no sorry, you've gotta call this number instead"



Oh god I think i'm going to cry. Now i'm going to have to call someone else and I don't even know who this guy is and what if he gets mad oh god I'm dying here

af3b86 No.13212

>>13208
Oh fuck me, this guy, Rich.
He taught me how to control my spaghetti by holding my hands and shaking them wavy like as I tried to remember and recite my pitch.

He's the only fucker I know in the job who could match my drinking, he loved booze as much as I did. Came hungover as same as me.

Told me to get my friends to sign up on charity so I can make easy bonuses.

After I was fired, I saw him a few months ago, both of us hungover, applying for Team Leader with Atlus Outsourcing; he had an argument with his manager, Leanne. I can only imagine the crazy shit he must've done.

dfd6c9 No.13213

File: 1419945427210.gif (2.69 MB, 264x240, 11:10, 1410850053807.gif)

>>13211

>Crying because you're afraid of calling in sick


Did I miss something?

88ab58 No.13214

>>13211
…and like what if it's the main manager or something?

Calling the customer service people is fine since they are taught to be nice and smiley, whereas the manager seems grumpy

af3b86 No.13215

>>13211
Well, now you know you have to call another number.

Just use the same pitch, and you'll be okay. If you avoid it, you'll be worrying about this all day and prolly get into worse spaghetti… like, al dente stuff.

88ab58 No.13216

>>13213
Why are you being such a horrible bully? Why didn't Hitler kill more of you bastards?


I simply get really nervous about talking to people on the phones, especially when its about something serious/bad. Goddamn just shut the fuck up please

>>13215
But I already used up loadsa mental energy calling the first number, and I bet this guy on the second number is gonna be more serious :_;

dfd6c9 No.13217

>>13216

Sorry, I heard that it's pretty common that people are afraid over talking on the phone.

At my job we need to pick up the phone if the manager's busy, my co worker never wants to. I don't have any problems with it.

c99a3a No.13218

File: 1419945682470.jpg (358.68 KB, 1280x890, 128:89, 1360376681700.jpg)

>>13212
:E that's not a scary story, wasn't even a ghost

af3b86 No.13219

>>13216
You won't know that if you called.
YOu're going to use more mental energy worrying about not calling sick.

I swear, if you get through this, you'll feel much better. However I can give you more tricks to deal with your anxiety if you wish. Simply learning about it calms you down, in fact.

e15591 No.13220

File: 1419945796815.jpg (32.27 KB, 256x628, 64:157, 1404766873897.jpg)

>>13213
There's many times where I wanted to call in sick, but decided to go to work anyways.

Though I had multiple reasons.

af3b86 No.13221

>>13218
Ok, well, how he got himself in the front door is like… he'd charm the pants of you. Most lifers know these things call er… impulse factors, and experienced sales people know that most of the basic shit is bullshit and that you gotta err… excite someone over shit you're iffy about. Doesn't work if you're dead set against something, but can work wonders in influence.

That and it's their demeanour, like smiling devils. You've witnessed it before, no?

c99a3a No.13222

File: 1419946313249.jpg (48.89 KB, 560x429, 560:429, wolf-spider.jpg)

>>13221
oh that shit, yeah but it doesn't work on me because I'm super stubborn

88ab58 No.13223

File: 1419946419859.png (240.92 KB, 700x777, 100:111, 1384666102136.png)

>tfw need cuddle

dfd6c9 No.13224

File: 1419946450157.jpg (55.38 KB, 600x640, 15:16, 1419876865120.jpg)

>>13223

Me too

2c1eb6 No.13225

File: 1419946488099.png (612.73 KB, 579x681, 193:227, namiandme.png)


e15591 No.13226

File: 1419946501867.jpg (36.72 KB, 233x267, 233:267, 1397554634300.jpg)

>>13223
>>13224
This looks contagious.

8e604e No.13227

File: 1419946677813.gif (2.87 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 1336857521311.gif)

>tfw calling my old therapist later today
How did I even get in this position

Also here's a hug for all of y'all who need one

c99a3a No.13228

File: 1419946850003.jpg (136.27 KB, 757x565, 757:565, wolf-spider-100-crop.jpg)

>>13227
is it a bad ones?

dfd6c9 No.13229

File: 1419946858272.png (252.94 KB, 803x790, 803:790, 1412018134108.png)

>>13227

Pick me I need it the most!

88ab58 No.13230

>>13227
>>13229
No no no, me first! I've been triggered :-;

8e604e No.13231

>>13229
What happened to my cuddle buddy?

af3b86 No.13232

>>13227
Such is life.
Tempted to post that pic of katawa shoujou.

>>13222
Yeah, but he is the scary part.
You get weaker with age.

So say you're 60, you're more likely to be influenced.

dfd6c9 No.13233

>>13231

I'm lonelyyyy and people bully me on my ask fm!

8e604e No.13234

>>13230
And you, what happened to you?

c99a3a No.13235

File: 1419947032671.jpg (466.69 KB, 1024x663, 1024:663, 6464775809_796d0a780a_b.jpg)

>>13232
so they mostly go after older folks?

88ab58 No.13236

>>13234
I had to call in sick for work, and I get like… incredibly nervous about talking on the phone. My hands shake, my throat dries and I feel like im going to cry.

I finally called in and… they told me I have to call a different number. I just can't do it, calling the first number was hard enough already

e15591 No.13237

>>13236
You're risking leaving a pretty bad impression on the company you know. You really need to call that number.

af3b86 No.13238

>>13235
They're most successful with older folks, but they'll go for ANYONE.

When they say they've been going through your whole area, they're not lying. Plus, they have to work in designated areas and shit.

8e604e No.13239

File: 1419947343247.gif (996.24 KB, 372x294, 62:49, 1376101906302.gif)

>>13236
>>13234
>>13233
Hugs for both of you

2c1eb6 No.13240

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af3b86 No.13241

This thread just got cuter.

>But I swear Nonon, I'm going to help you sort out your anxiety.

dfd6c9 No.13242

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>>13239

cutecutecute!

c99a3a No.13243

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>>13238
oh right

>>13241
that's not going to help, these kinda people need to learn that they need to ignore their anxiety and do whatever it is they need to do inorder to cure it but it's just getting over that first step

af3b86 No.13244

Ahhh, can't handle cuteness, it makes my heart weep.

8e604e No.13245

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>>13240
Sweets every day? I might get fat then!
>>13242
It is a pretty cute gif

af3b86 No.13246

>>13243
I'd say it's the opposite.
With severe shit you have to do the opposite, understanding it then build up a coping mechanism to get around the triggers before it links into a cycle.

Cognitive behaviour therapy works, even booze works (though as a short term)

2c1eb6 No.13247

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>>13245
Nope! I'll make up a workout program we'll do together everyday.

e15591 No.13248

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>>13243
>>13246
I just bite the bullet sometimes, but I guess I just don't have it as bad as other people. Still, only sometimes I do it. Only if it's really something important.

8e604e No.13249

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>>13247
This is all we need!

af3b86 No.13250

>>13249
I dunno, I don't wanna be a trap.

8e604e No.13251


68c65b No.13252

>>13249

This image is so outdated and has been debunked on… some threads that I visit because reasons.

af3b86 No.13253

>>13252
>Eat more semen.

8e604e No.13254

>>13250
And you're not involved in gropy and i's marriage!
>>13252
Damn, I have no clue how to build hips and ass then
>>13253
The diet part seemed like a joke to me

dfd6c9 No.13255

>>13254


Gropy and you are going to get married?

af3b86 No.13257

>>13254
FINE!
I guess I'll just have to marry… myself.
Or something.

68c65b No.13258

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68c65b No.13259


c99a3a No.13260

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>>13246
disagree, gotta push your self out into the storm to reach the eye of it

>>13248
you're just a nerd

b5dde4 No.13345

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>>13249
please delete that shit and save this instead if youre going to spread this thing

af3b86 No.14254

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IT'S NEARLY TIME FOR THE NEW YEAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5DgrFXPI2Y

AND YOU WILL BE PERFECT

422ad7 No.14294

>>13249
>>13345
Which one is more accurate

b5dde4 No.15823

>>14294
obviously the v2 which i posted



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