33401a No.15818[Last 50 Posts]
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7ca308 No.15831
first for swallowing
3fc7f0 No.15832
e824fd No.15834
Speaking of teddy bears etc
33401a No.15835
>>15834my teddy bears are cuter because they're not bears
7ca308 No.15839
>>15835>brony>shit gameCease existence in this realm m8
e824fd No.15840
>>15835They aren't because there's no sentimental value behind it.
Unlike mine.
512e28 No.15842
PLUSHIE THREAD
also that test is a fucking joke
805b7f No.15846
Th-thanks Mint.
77d35d No.15847
7ca308 No.15849
>>15842Yeah that test is way too long and like it's pretty vague about what it's actually about if you get me yo
e824fd No.15850
7ca308 No.15852
Have any of you read any Mark Twain books? I'm hoping that at least some of the amerifats have, considering he seems to be a pretty important writer in American Literature.
Anyhow, i'm reading one of his books and I was wondering if I should check his more famous books out, or if they are really only for kids.
a1869b No.15855
>>15852They're alright. I'd recommend reading them.
7ca308 No.15858
>>15855Maybe I will then! Reading more is one of my goals for this year. I'm gonna start off fairly easy and then hopefully by the year's end I'll be fairly proficient with it.
I don't have much of an idea what i'm gonna read though; there's so much to choose from. I think i'm gonna try maybe reading Moby Dick too just to see what all the fuss is about
fb0eff No.15861
I may or may not have a whole wardrobe full of teddy bears and plushies
a1869b No.15862
>>15858Moby Dick is probably the most boring book I've ever read, I couldn't even finish it I was so bored, but if you really want to read it go ahead.
7ca308 No.15864
>>15862Well I'll probably save it for later in the year when I can understand literary themes and stuff like that more. I can imagine if I read it now i'd probably think it's JUST about a guy hunting a whale
I'm reading A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court currently. It's a pretty light but decent book, and it's a concept that i'm sure we've all daydreamed of before :-;
512e28 No.15865
805b7f No.15866
>>15842>realize half my plushies are Pokemon>>15848Stop that.
512e28 No.15867
>>15866post pics
aint nothing wrong with that
e824fd No.15869
>>15866I used to have a Togepi, Pikachu and Butterfree plushy
805b7f No.15873
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>>15867I ain't postin' no pictures!
Disregard the spoiler.
>>15869>PikachuPfft…what kind of LOSER would have a Pikachu plushie? Haha! Ha…ha…
;_; e824fd No.15876
>>15873
>FennekinM8 I'm talking about plushies made in like end of the 90s
512e28 No.15877
805b7f No.15878
>>15876I'm not sure what your point is here.
15abbc No.15880
Hey guys, whats going on he-
>>15835 33401a No.15881
errybody jealous of my plushies
7aad2f No.15882
gib plushies pls
805b7f No.15883
>>15877I really wish they made a mike Kirby plush.
c85637 No.15884
>>15873I really want that Kirby plushie!
3fc7f0 No.15886
>>15885
wrong picture
805b7f No.15887
Actually I forgot there is a mike Kirby plushie that is poseable, but I didn't buy it before they discontinued it. Now it's like 5 times the price!
>>15884Only $12.99! I think…
>>15886I'm not even surprised at the least.
33401a No.15888
does anyone else here wish they were a cute cartoon girl?
15abbc No.15889
>>15888Every day of my life
635751 No.15890
hi
6813b4 No.15891
>mfw finding out who made the avoid-list back on 8/v/, the whole red-name shit and all
7aad2f No.15892
>>15888Who doesn't?
>>15891Who was it?
6813b4 No.15893
>>15892Won't tell,
because he's my friend 635751 No.15894
what are the cool inside jokes here
7aad2f No.15895
>>15893Aw. Pretty please? At least in private? I won't tell, promise.
>>15894Cock sucking.
33401a No.15896
>>15894Tthe coolest thing to be here is a tranny or a crossdresser.
The UNcoolest thing to be is a STRAIGHT DUDE.
Feel free to find something in between if you're not cool with pretending you want to be a girl.
635751 No.15897
>>15895I'm pretty good at that
6813b4 No.15898
7aad2f No.15899
>>15897You'll fit right in
>>15898;_;
635751 No.15900
7aad2f No.15901
>>15900That's very lewd, anon
635751 No.15902
>>15901cum on my face brother
7aad2f No.15903
805b7f No.15904
>>15896I guess I'm super uncool then!
7ca308 No.15905
>>15891Wasn't that public info though? Not sure why you need to be so secretive about it.
Besides, there's so many bullies and sperges around here that it's not hard to pop up on some kinda list
635751 No.15906
3fc7f0 No.15907
>>15904Same here nothing like being uncool in a place like this
7aad2f No.15908
>>15904Being cool is so uncool.
>>15906[bananas externally at you]
635751 No.15909
>>15908wow I obviously meant fuck me sideways
805b7f No.15910
>>15905You mean like you? :^)>>15907>>15908Uncool Ogre:Let Us Be Uncool Together
7ca308 No.15911
>>15910No I mean more like… well I got a bunch of people to hate me in just a few posts, so it's not unreasonable to think a worse person (of which there are many) could get a lot of people to hate them in just a few posts
805b7f No.15912
>>15911Nigga, no one hates you. I'd explain things to you, but you're offline right now.
512e28 No.15913
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>tfw sex addict
help
7aad2f No.15914
>>15909But we haven't even shared autistic video game stories yet.
>>15910Yes.
>>15913Get a new addiction. Like video games or drugs.
805b7f No.15915
>>15913Aren't we all just sex addicts though?
512e28 No.15916
>>15914i already do opioids and play too much 3ds
>>15915idk
i ruined a lot of relationships with too much sex or too much expectations when it comes to sex
7aad2f No.15917
>>15915I don't think I can be an addict to something I've never had.
>>15916well find something else to get addicted to!
512e28 No.15918
>>15917idk
what else is there left like
drugs and sex are the most addicting things ever
635751 No.15919
>>15914shh we will make autistic video game stories in my asshole
33401a No.15920
Who here DOESN'T want to have sex?
805b7f No.15921
>>15916You're really addicted to sex that much then?
How long do you wait in a relationship till you bring up sex?
>>15917We are addicted to it mentally at least! That counts…right?
7aad2f No.15922
>>15918Uh… shitposting?
>>15919O-ok anon
512e28 No.15923
>>15922pretty sure i shit post like every single day
>>15921every single relationship other than first one went that i had sex first and then i started dating them afterwards lmao
ef6680 No.15924
7aad2f No.15925
>>15920magical wizard powers > sex. Just a little over 9 years to go.
>>15921I guess it's close enough.
>>15923damn. Stop doing so many addicting things so you can find an addiction easier!
>>15924Oh yeah, it's been a while since I've talked to him.
512e28 No.15926
>>15925am i addicted to being addicted
fuck
805b7f No.15928
>>15923You started with sex first? Sounds common these days actually. Or becoming common.
>>15924This again?
7aad2f No.15929
>>15926That's a pretty hardcore addiction.
>>15927Sphincters and vacuums should not go together.
635751 No.15930
>>15929is this what having a friend feels like
33401a No.15931
I'm the strongest.
Let's hear your arguments.
512e28 No.15932
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>>15928well
for a long time when i was neet i had 0 friends so i just hooked up with random ppl from online
literally posting
"hi im a qt transgirl and i liek vidya wana meet up lets play games and get drunk" and then i just went to hang out with strangers and obviously it lead to sex most of the time
funniest thing was when i was still dating my ex and he was like oh yeah lets go hang out with my friends and when i arrived to the place i realized i had fucked his friend before it was embarrassing
well it was great tho
we played guitar hero and i beat everyone in naruto shippuuden ULTIMATE NINJA BURTS 3 and we got drunk and high it was great
no idea if his friend told my ex that he fucked me or not kek
7aad2f No.15933
>>15930Having a friend is like having a dick in your ass all the time.
>>15931>let's hear your argumentsObjectively speaking, the only correct beginning choice in KH1 or KH1FM is staff unless you're a faggot scrub who can't into magic. Then the best choice is shield. Sword is objectively terrible in every way.
635751 No.15934
7aad2f No.15935
>>15934I cite this board as proof.
805b7f No.15936
>>15931You're weak.
>>15932Hopefully you didn't catch anything from all these meet-ups. Surprised everything seemed to have went so smoothly for you. Posting that stuff online can be really scary.
Sounds like you sure got around the place though. At least it sounds like you had fun, especially if you kept winning!
I understand people like sex, but I would still prefer it wait in a relationship for a while before we even start talking about it. I'm just weird.
512e28 No.15937
>>15936nope im smart with stuff like that
and i got checked afterwards anyway
mainly just didnt use protection when fucking qt virgin boys cause useless
sex is too great tho like sex doesnt have to be relationship only i always just saw it as a way to have fun but like ofc its possible to have sex with a partner in a loving way it doesnt change that
805b7f No.15938
>>15937Right, you shouldn't have to worry when having sex with virgins. Supposedly anyways.
My views on sex are sometimes strict, but also very conflicting sometimes. The way I was raised and all, and now with my current thinking and past actions. It jumbles things around to a point where I don't know what to think anymore. I still like think of it as something two lovers should do.
512e28 No.15939
>>15938lucky
i wasnt raised at all other than by myself
childhood sucked dick no wonder im so special :~~)
805b7f No.15940
>>15939Lucky?
Sorry to hear that. Don't worry though! You turned out just fine!
512e28 No.15941
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635751 No.15942
why is it so easy to get a boyfriend
512e28 No.15943
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>>15942cause men are so easy
635751 No.15944
but harder to get a girlfriend
635751 No.15945
>>15943men hurt more I think
512e28 No.15946
>>15945cause surprisingly large amount of men tend to be jerks
890df1 No.15947
>>15946I'm kind of addicted as well and I also fear men
15abbc No.15948
>>15944Im unable to trust a woman for any sort of romantic relationship again. So hard to get yet so untrustworthy.
I will setle with boys and nothing else.
e824fd No.15949
>>15891>>15891Duster made it right?
3fc7f0 No.15950
I really don't know what else to change into Miller and his sunglasses I guess I am done for now…
635751 No.15951
635751 No.15952
hero brought me here why am I here
3fc7f0 No.15953
>>15952You answered your own question
805b7f No.15954
>>15950The game is complete!
7a4cba No.15955
why is it so hard to find a qt and sane bf
635751 No.15956
>>15953I'm still confused though
ecefdf No.15957
ecefdf No.15958
>>159551. You're on ssft. 2. You're on ssft. 3. You're on ssft.
That should answer.
635751 No.15959
ecefdf No.15960
>>15959Consider how someone ends up here in the first place.
3fc7f0 No.15962
>>15954What do I do now though?
805b7f No.15963
>>15962Maybe put someone else in the game?
3fc7f0 No.15964
805b7f No.15965
>>15964Guess there's nothing left for you to do then sadly.
3cc0d5 No.15966
>let imouto play animal crossing on my 3ds while I'm at work
>get texts from her with updates
>"I paid off your house bill"
I might get her one of her own if she continues to show kawaii as fuck interest in games.
805b7f No.15967
>>15966Come on man, everyone loves AC. That's a game anyone can get into if they aren't that much of a casual.
Only a real monster would have never played AC before!
Wait…crap…I'm a monster now. ;_; 3fc7f0 No.15968
>>15965I guess I could go out to the real world and start my own PMC and become like Kaz or BB.
>>15966I should really check on my town its been over a year
3fc7f0 No.15970
Oh god I fucked something up when fixing a picture I replaced
635751 No.15971
is it ever not ok to give forgiveness
ba9fa4 No.15972
3cc0d5 No.15973
>>15971If there reason someone got in a position where they need to be forgiven is still vali, then it's probably not okay to forgive them. If they've rectified the grievances, then they should be forgiven.
3cc0d5 No.15974
512e28 No.15975
>>15972i dont know what you mean by that?
ba9fa4 No.15976
>>15975I used to know a promiscuous finn that frequented a bunch of chans, guess you're not them though
512e28 No.15977
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>>15976nah ive always been nane or nana or nnnnnnnnnsomething
77d35d No.15979
db91da No.15980
Cooking Mushroom Soup and Chicken Korma. Both from scratch. What you guys cooking?
>>15874you think a 10 minute shot of a pond is okay, if it is actually deep? 10 minutes?! You don't need a shot that long to communicate the special symbolic pond to the audience. That is my biggest beef with most arthouse movies. A shot that long is the equivalent of writing a hundred words in a book when only 10 would suffice.
805b7f No.15981
>>15980I just made some canned soup. I need to go to bed soon, so I needed to eat something quick so I can take something.
That korma looks pretty good.
3fc7f0 No.15983
>>15980Cooking? nothing, but I am eating candy and drinking Vodka
e824fd No.15984
I hate waking up early so much.
db91da No.15985
>>15852If you want the best of America, read Capote, Steinbeck, and William Faulkner.
512e28 No.15986
oh its 9 in the morning? time to take morning hormones and go to sleep :>
>>15984also pls dont wouldnt that be better than waking up way too late?
gn all
db91da No.15987
805b7f No.15988
>>15986Sleep well. I should go to bed too.
9288ae No.15989
tfw staying up until 3 am playing tabletop games with friends
3cc0d5 No.15990
>>15989>tfw up at 2 AM for an aussie friend db91da No.15992
Finally finished both the mushroom soup and the chicken korma. The soup was easy, but the korma was something else. Had to keep blending shit in the food-processor, taking more shit out of the pan, and blending more shit. I have a new respect for non-western housewives who have to spend so much effort and time on cooking. Holy shit. If I had to do that, plus cleaning, plus laundry, plus looking after kids, I'd cry.
7655a8 No.15993
So boreeeeed
7655a8 No.15994
>>15990
>Euro friend of mine>Has aussie bfHow, when he wakes up it's like late in the evening for Aussie
3cc0d5 No.15995
>>15994Date people on your own continent. At least time will only be a few hours off at most.
7655a8 No.15996
>>15995Eh I'd have no problems with being with an east coast American
7655a8 No.15997
>>15996That was emberassing since you're slightly east coast
7ca308 No.15998
What should I watch today? I'm thinking maybe 22 Jump Street, The Hobbit part 2, and maybe something else
6813b4 No.15999
>>15971I see you had some fun here while I was asleep
:s
6813b4 No.16000
>>15997Atmos is
literally over a thousand miles (1600km) into the interior of this country, so he's not really east coast. I had a girlfriend from Chicago once, so I calculated the distance :3
370d88 No.16001
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>tfw he's okay with me being clingy
7655a8 No.16002
>>16000But like East coast is 6 hours away, my Harry Potter only 7
805b7f No.16003
>wake up 2 hours before I have to leave for workI hate today.
>>15992I hope it all tasted good in the end! I cry doing that stuff just for myself.
>>1599822 Jump Street
>>16001I guess that's good then?
370d88 No.16004
>>16003I think you were the one I was talking to yesterday. I told him about the stuff I wrote and he's fine with it.
805b7f No.16005
>>16004I thought maybe he found out is all. Looks like you instead decided to be upfront with it. That's good to hear!
370d88 No.16006
>>16005I haven't told him about all the threads or posts that I made about it though…
7ca308 No.16007
>>16003I meant I'm probably going to watch both, but I want a third film too.
805b7f No.16008
>>16006What did he have to say about that?
>>16007Oh…whoops. I can't read this morning.
6813b4 No.16009
>>16002Timezones are deceiving. Hungary and Spain are in the same timezone. Alaska has its own timezone, and Alaska's huge. Hell, even CHINA is all in one timezone, and driving from Canton to Manchuria? Pffft.
6,640 km - Distance from Netherlands to Chicago, IL (source: Google)
7655a8 No.16010
>>16009With distance I just meant timezones!
Like 7 hours is okay
6813b4 No.16011
>>16010You mean a 7-hour travel-time or a 7-hour timegap?
370d88 No.16012
>>16008I haven't told him about it yet. It's embarrassing to say what he said about the rest though…
7655a8 No.16013
>>160117 hour time difference.
6813b4 No.16014
>>16013Hmmm. You may be right.
Avg. person
Wakes up 10AM, sleeps at 2AM (assuming 16 hours awake)
For someone 7+
The avg. person would be awake from 5PM-9AM (a bit weird but manageable if you're a NEET or nightowl)
For someone 7-
The avg. person would be awake from 3AM-8PM (a bit weird if the person is a student or working)
It would seem that it's easy if the person with the different schedule is either a NEET or has an easy job/student workload. Still, I'd really only 'date' within my timezone.
77d35d No.16015
fk, I'm callign my doctor to look at my red bumps on my legs, this is getting to much.
c85637 No.16016
>>16015I have red bumps a lot of places but it's not like it's dangerous or anything, or..? If it's for aesthetic purposes then see someone else other than your doctor I think.
77d35d No.16017
>>16016Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh? What red bumpsdo you have? I got mine after shaving my legs.
c85637 No.16018
>>16017Just something on shoulders, the occasional pimple on the face, nothing uncommon really. I don't spend time applying snake oil all over so I've got some imperfections. Maybe I exaggerated when I said a lot.
77d35d No.16019
>>16018Oh thats common, haha I also have a few in face and schoulders nothing I notice about. But my legs are 100 times worse and I dont know what it is x).
such is lyfe as a dumb teenager.
7655a8 No.16021
>>16019I wish I was a teenager
77d35d No.16022
>>16021Just grow back then, should be simple enough.
I don't want to get older help.
7655a8 No.16023
>>16022
>those 22 dubsDon't you want to be 22 with me?
I want to be barely legal again.
Or a bit before legal so I can be forbidden fruit
7ca308 No.16024
Just watched 22 Jump Street. Was pretty fun, but I think I preferred the first one.
Now i'm not sure if I should watch The Great Dictator or The Hobbit DoS next
635751 No.16025
>>16019that is just razor burn I thought
7ca308 No.16026
>>16025Yeah probably. Remember Gropy: shave with the grain (that's the direction the hair goes in), not against it. Shaving against it is more likely to give you razor burn and shit
77d35d No.16027
>>16023I dont want to be old with you! Then I start having to think about kids and family!
Also no one cares about being legal or not x)
>>16025we don't know for sure, and I used hair removal cream not a razor. It's getting really bad now tho, I want to confirm what it is and find a way to deal with it.
Fuck if I trust google with that.
7ca308 No.16028
>>16027>Also no one cares about being legal or not x)Pedo
7655a8 No.16029
>>16027I doubt anyone thinks about family at 22
77d35d No.16030
>>16028I'm barely legal myself, so it wouldnt be pedo, b-baka
>>16029Well not many live home as 22 either!
7655a8 No.16031
>>16030Uhh depends where you live. My boss is 25 and lives at home
7ca308 No.16032
>>16030But if you had sex with an underage person it would be illegal, silly.
>>16029They don't live at home at 22? Damn, I didn't realize homelessness was such a problem.
Really, though, I hate this whole "omg u live wiv ur parents wut a loser" thing. Depending on the market and shit, sometimes moving out can be pretty damn difficult and expensive, so it's easier to just live with parents until you're ready.
tl;dr priviliged white males fail to understand that not everyone gets a load of money from mummy and daddy
7655a8 No.16033
>>16032You get it, thank you.
635751 No.16034
>>16027do you exfoliate plenty beforehand
7ca308 No.16035
>>16033Aye, but I do still think there is a point where you probably should move out, although I don't know exactly when. By 30 I'd hope.
Like obviously you should try to move out when you can as independence and the responsibility of having your own place can be good things, but you shouldn't rush to waste loads of money on getting a shitty place just so you can feel mature
77d35d No.16036
>>16031I want to move out soon so I can have lots of cute boys over!
>>16032Yeah, so is many other things I've done.
>>16034No, I don't even know what that means.
What'd you think I am? A girl?
635751 No.16037
7ca308 No.16038
>>16036Yes, except in a lot of countries, having sex with an underage person is incredibly illegal. It's not a "well it was only a little bit of pot and it's your first offence, so we'll just confiscate it and give you a warning…". It's a "you're going to prison p.s. enjoy being on the sex offenders register"
>Gropy in charge of responsible criminal activity 070129 No.16039
>15F degrees outside>bought McDonald's and it was horrible>at work before 8am>>16032It's to move out at a young age these days. College is expensive. Housing is expensive. Work pays less. Bills are expensive. Anyone who expects that people at 18 should move out is dumb.
Sure it's possible. If you either happen to get a really good job, or a life filled with so much stress it kills you. Guess that's fine if you're a workaholic.
7655a8 No.16040
>>16036So you want your house to be a gay orgy spot?
Did you turn full slut?
7ca308 No.16041
>>16040>Did you turn full slut?What, didn't him getting fucked bareback already convince you?
ad221b No.16042
Morning everyone!
>>16032Everyone I know my age still lives with their parents. Hell my sister only moved out when she was 26 and found a boyfriend.
I'm thinking of moving out next year after I'm done paying for my car though, maybe to a small apartment outside the city, that shouldn't be too expensive.
7ca308 No.16043
>>16042Hello my white friend!
635751 No.16044
>>16041Is that all it takes now?
eb01bc No.16046
>tfw removed my best friend this morning because he and I are inlove with each other even though he had a boyfriend
7ca308 No.16047
>>16046>in love>with a person on the internetAyy
Lmao
But seriously I hope you're alright, try to keep your pecker up and all that eh sunshine?
But yeah, it's not love you overly sentimental youth
eb01bc No.16048
>>16047We met up though with each other.
7ca308 No.16049
>>16048Doesn't make it love.
eb01bc No.16050
7ca308 No.16051
>>16050I don't know, that's a question for philosophers I suppose.
But really, I just mean… yeah I guess you must have been reasonably good friends to meet up and all, but that's not love. It might just be that you're both lonely sentimental sissy white bois
eb01bc No.16052
>>16051I'm not a sissy you queer
7ca308 No.16053
>>16051Of course, i'm sure plenty of people will disagree with me and talk about how they are madly in love with that guy they've known for just over a month
>>16052I'm not a queer you fruit
eb01bc No.16054
>>16053I'm not a fruit you faggot
7ca308 No.16055
>>16054i'm not a faggot you shirtlifter
eb01bc No.16056
>>16055I'm not a shirtlifter you fuccboi
7ca308 No.16057
>>16056i'm not a fuccboi you poof
eb01bc No.16058
>>16057I'm not a poof you anal assasin
7ca308 No.16059
>>16058i'm not an anal assasin you bum bandit
070129 No.16060
You guys are good.
eb01bc No.16061
>>16059I'm not a bum bandit you brownie king
7ca308 No.16062
>>16061I'm not a brownie king you cock corsair
eb01bc No.16063
>>16062I'm not a cock corsair you pillow biter
7ca308 No.16064
>>16063i'm not a pillow biter you dick diver
eb01bc No.16065
>>16064I'm not a dick diver you bean queen
7ca308 No.16066
>>16065I'm not a bean queen you ephebe expert
eb01bc No.16067
>>16066I'm not an ephebe expert you turd burglar
7ca308 No.16068
>>16067i'm not a turd burglar you facial fan
eb01bc No.16069
>>16068I'm not a facial fan you shit stabber
7ca308 No.16070
>>16069i'm not a shit stabber you general gay
eb01bc No.16071
>>16070I'm not general gay you oklahomo
7ca308 No.16072
>>16071i'm not an oklahomo you hatwearing homo
eb01bc No.16073
>>16072I'm not a hat wearing homo you cockjockey
7ca308 No.16074
>>16073i'm not a cock jockey you infant interior investigator
eb01bc No.16075
>>16074I'm not a infant interior investigator you knacker whacker
7ca308 No.16076
>>16075i'm not a knacker whacker you jackoff juice judge
eb01bc No.16077
>>16076I give up, why don't you believe me when I say I'm not gay
370d88 No.16078
>>16001>>16003>>16004>>16008never mind… he was drunk and doesn't remember what he talked about. I talked to him about the same thing but gave a different reply this time…
070129 No.16079
>>16078Drunk people, am I right? This guy sounds like he gets drunk too often.
77d35d No.16080
>>16037A waht now?
>>16038I-I was illegal when I had sex for the first time, I doubt many would care.
>>16040Haha, just dreams it wouldnt happen so im not a slut!
512e28 No.16081
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370d88 No.16082
>>16079are you the same person I was talking to? I don't know what to do now… I can't tell him about the other thing now that he gave me that reply…
77d35d No.16083
>>16081Some girl from the class above me really wanted the D. Not hot tho, I was so innocent as a child and then suddenly.
7ca308 No.16084
>>16077I never said you were gay, silly.
>>16080Yeah but were you underage or were they? It'd be a lot more serious if they were underage and you werent
512e28 No.16085
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>>16083>getting to aggressively take a young boys virginitylucky girl
well i hope you arent traumatized by it? i hope it wasnt rape cause then that wouldn't be cool anymore
ad221b No.16086
One of my colleagues at work broke the entire network because he thought internet wasn't working.
Now he's ruining my whole vacation by sending me messages to help him fix it.
He keeps apologizing but won't stop.
77d35d No.16087
>>16084I was underage, and it shouldnt matter who is the underage one.
>>16085Nah ofcause not, I was a shy retard back then, but she dropped a few hints at school. She wasn't bad looking either, and she ended up being my gf afterwards. Nothing special really.
>>16086Don't help him x)
7ca308 No.16088
>>16087>and it shouldnt matter who is the underage one. Well it does because they can say the adult person was exploiting the underage person, whereas they can't often say that an underage person was sexually exploiting an adult.
Are you so dumb as to not understand how the law works in regard to these things?
ad221b No.16089
>>16087But that would be mean.
I think he's just being dumb.
77d35d No.16090
>>16088Oh thats a fair point. Even as a social studies student I would say laws are there to break!
>>16089Well he was the one fucking up! He shouldnt force you into it, else he can call a technician!
7ca308 No.16091
>>16090>I would say laws are there to break!Yeah, except I doubt you'll be saying much when Tyrone and D'Shaun are doubleteaming you in their cell
ad221b No.16092
>>16090That's true.
I'll just tell him I'm heading out so I might not get a signal.
>he can call a technicianWe are the technicians though, plus he's older than me and has a college degree.
He's just dumb.
070129 No.16093
Pretty sure most countries have 16 as age of consent for sexual activity. I'm not sure if we were talking lowering than that. It sounded like we were talking about lower than 18.
>>16086Do you do networking or IT work?
>>16082Yes that is me. The other thing? What other thing again?
77d35d No.16094
>>16091>Tyrone and D'Shaun are doubleteaming you in their cellhot
I probably wont have sex every again so theres no real reason for me to care, I'm just saying you're taking it way to serious!
>>16092>We are the technicians thoughI know, that's why I said it :B1:
Enjoy helping him!
ad221b No.16095
>>16093Aren't they the same thing?
I handle the network and servers. Also fix any broken PC in the office and give technical support to some of the guys that do the field work.
I don't program though, that's what the other people do.
>>16094But I'm on vacations!
7ca308 No.16096
>>16094But you're supposed to take the law seriously, especially when breaking it could get you years in prison and pretty much ruin your life.
Also Vanser is bullying me again :(
512e28 No.16097
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laws r for nerds
77d35d No.16098
>>16095Don't be a rude guy! Help him out;;
>>16096It's okay if they don't know.
7ca308 No.16099
070129 No.16100
>>16095Network would usually mainly work with networking issues, and it would fix most other issues. But both fields do a little of the other sometimes. I guess it just depends where you work at.
>>16096How so?
370d88 No.16101
070129 No.16102
>>16101It's over? What does that mean?
370d88 No.16103
>>16102I ended up posting our chatlog of his drunkposting after he asked and he told me he thought I was really cute but he doesn't like me that way…
7ca308 No.16104
>>16103Well even if he did like you that way, what then? You waste even more of your time talking to him, fooling yourself into thinking it means something? Ayy
070129 No.16105
>>16103So then what's your plan of action? I wouldn't exactly cling to someone that wouldn't give the same affection back. It's wasted energy on nothing basically.
You can keep him as a friend, but don't praise him as God or anything like that.
512e28 No.16106
>>16103>>16105optionally
use praising him like a god as a coping mechanism to get over him
works wonders! well not really but still
time will eventually grow you apart from him even if you like him a lot
070129 No.16107
>>16106Eh? How does that work exactly? I've never heard that idea before.
ad221b No.16108
>>16106>>16105I'd just try looking at all of his faults and decide they irritate me more than they did before.
That easily makes me avoid people.
e824fd No.16109
>All this talk about underaged sex
I miss my youth, the good days of me being curious about sex with a friend.
512e28 No.16111
>>16107idk
its probably not a good way since you're gonna come as creepy, clingy and desperate
>>16108cant find faults in him tho and hating people is lame
either way its cool i have 100% success rate with this tactic since baxel is still my friend after all this its great
ad221b No.16112
>>16111>hating people is lameI can't help it.
When someone starts annoying me I just ignore them as much as I can. It always gets worse after that.
370d88 No.16113
>>16105>>16106I'm going to tell him about all the stupid clingy things I do and show him all the threads and post I made before removing him tomorrow.
512e28 No.16114
>>16112but like if i like someone so much its basically impossible for them to annoy me? every attention from them is just positive
>>16113or optionally come out as crazy clingy and make him remove you from his life good plan
dw youre gonna find someone new and fall for them eventually thats how things always work out
7aad2f No.16115
Hello all, what argument goes on today? I'm too lazy to read the 100+ posts I've missed
ad221b No.16116
>>16114>every attention from them is just positiveMust be nice.
I wish I had someone like that.
c3c1e4 No.16117
>>16108I've done that before actually. It's how I've gotten over some relationships. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
>>16113Not sure if that's totally a good plan or not. You might not want to go that far. You could be losing a potential friend. Maybe you just need some time away.
512e28 No.16118
>>16116i have few people like that
e88685 No.16119
why are these threads so boring lately? dear god. i leave for a week
fb0eff No.16120
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>>16119wy aren't you starting proper drama then? nerdlord
7aad2f No.16122
>>16119I dunno. I blame the economy.
6813b4 No.16124
>coming back from academic conference
>mother remarks her sadness at the retirement of her gynecologist
Swallowed throw up aside how are you all
070129 No.16125
>eating a banana
I hate bananas.
I need to stop jumping networks here too.
fb0eff No.16126
>>16124now your mothers gaping vagina will never get the embrace of cold clamps again
>>16125>eating something dick shaped gaymo
9aeba4 No.16127
>>16124It could be worse I guess…
It could be your dad that's sad for the retirement of his proctologist….
Anyways, how are you?
7ca308 No.16128
>Nichibro hates bananas
>Nana hates bananas
Poor Banana :__;
In other news, I just watched The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug. It was… meh. I guess it was reasonably fun, but it felt like a majority of the film was original content. They really should have just stuck to two Hobbit films…
a31285 No.16129
10 MINUTES UNTIL I CALL WORK HERE I GO
wish me luck please ; ;
7ca308 No.16130
>>16129You're still taking time off work? Jesus
6813b4 No.16132
>>16127Mmmm, delicious brown~
I'm good, and you?
>>16129Wait, why are you calling work?
3cc0d5 No.16133
Fuck, I hate when Steam mobile turns on on its own while I sleep. Got a bunch or messages while I was busy having a weird dream.
6813b4 No.16134
a31285 No.16135
>>16130>>16131i did have breathing issues and needed steroids to open my airways and i have been sick!
>>16132calling in sick
quitting soon anyway, gonna do some casual labouring and get 1k a week and save for america
>>16133i realised that at 4am my time when i noticed you periodically going online and offline continuously. also good morning!
e824fd No.16136
>>16133Harry potter are you trolling me?
I thought you were NOY.
>>16129Good luck, just open with
Hey fucko I just wanted to say …. 6813b4 No.16137
>>16135You're coming to America? Where are you going?
7ca308 No.16138
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Fuck it, enough with the Nonons. The time for Audrey is now
3cc0d5 No.16139
>>16135Heh, yeah, sorry about that, I saw your confused messages… Good morning! Good luck with calling in sick, I'd call you in if I could!
>>16136W-whats NOY?
e824fd No.16140
>>16138>>16138How about you go back to your spunk bunker.
Sissy
e824fd No.16141
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>>16139Not orange yellow.
Anyway.
Both Hyperion AND Balmung are down for character creation.
6813b4 No.16142
>>16138You know Audrey was the inspiration for Rarity from MLP, right?
I like Rarity, she's the best 7ca308 No.16143
>>16139Not Orange Yellow. That fella who used to post here quite regularly, often posted images of that blonde neet girl you posted
>>16140>being rude to the great and magnificent AudreyLies and slander
e824fd No.16144
>>16143I'm being rude to you Gaynon.
7ca308 No.16145
>>16142I'm sure it was only a slight inspiration, don't be silly.
6813b4 No.16146
>>16145No, it was complete. If you watch the show
like I did, for 3 seasons, you'll understand that they're literally the same persona.
3cc0d5 No.16147
>>16141>>16143Oh sorry,I'm definitely not him, didn't mean to try to be!
e824fd No.16148
>Check twitch channels that I'm following
>See ex streaming something
>Click on it
>He's playing DaS 1
>Just about when I'm about to invade his ass he dies
FUCK
9aeba4 No.16149
>>16132Earning my tacotokens like a champ. Thanks for asking!
>TFW can't post images because mobile 8chan shits itself 7ca308 No.16150
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>>16144A sin nevertheless.
>>16146Literally the same persona? Are you an expert in such things? It seems most Audrey influence just comes from Breakfast at Tiffany's, but I struggle to believe they are that similar.
>like I did, for 3 seasonsWhy are you so awful?
>tfw trying to see if I still have my folder full of hundreds of audrey pics>tfw true audrey fun time will never return>tfw I will never get to talk to him or the other him againDARK DAYS BEYOND
a31285 No.16151
NO ANSWER, DAMMIT
>>16137Illinois, Norfolk, California (again) and Florida perhaps if i have the time and money
and a few other spots with good motorcycle roads that i forget
i'm aiming to get a work visa and stay for a while too.
>>16139dasokay i should've realised earlier, it took me a bit, and daww thanks
805b7f No.16152
>>16126These are some oddly shaped penises.
>>16128Maybe if bananas weren't bananas I wouldn't hate them.
>>16129I wouldn't be surprised if they just fired you now.
3cc0d5 No.16153
>>16151Illinois is the best place to stay~
7ca308 No.16154
>>16153>IllinoisPitch it bitch. I'm kinda interested in the underdog states
6813b4 No.16155
>>16148Are you
salty>>16149can you make me some tacotokens I'll treat you like a goddess and love you forever if you doalso do the lick feet thing>>16150"Faust stated that Audrey Hepburn was her biggest influence on Rarity"Source:
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity>>16151Ooooh! Well, if you want the infrastructure for racing, you want New England! The Mid-West is pretty good for that stuff. Illinois is a terrible place to live, along with the rest of the rust-belt (including most of western New York), financially. California's much of the same, although it has a massive economy that you can probably be a part of. Norfolk I have a friend in, and he tells me it's paradise on Earth.
e824fd No.16156
>>16155Yes I am, since DaS 1 is on Steam servers now it shows your character name instead of GFWL. I want to hear him scream when he realizes it is me and I kill his ass.
6813b4 No.16157
>>16156When are you gonna get back together e824fd No.16158
>>16157Me and him? Never he disgusts me.
7ca308 No.16159
>mfw I find this tucked deep away on an old USB stick
Ayy lmao i was a fag back then
3cc0d5 No.16160
>>16154Its really pretty, both in landscape and architecture. People are pretty nice here. There's a lot of lakes, and then lake Michigan, for those that like boating and swimming. We also have Six flags, are close to Wisconsin for the Dells. There's Springfield and Chicago which are both nice to visit. I was in Chicago yesterday actually, I'd love to live in the city if I could afford it. The state is pretty varied, you can have a densely packed suburb if that's you're thing, or you can go more rural for open land if you prefer that, and of course, we have our major cities too.
Being an open and rural state in many areas means plenty of open roads for anon use to race.
And finally, I live there!
7ca308 No.16161
>>16159Oops, forgot pic.
>>16160Is there lots and lots of natural areas there? I think I might prefer country america to city america.
Is there much in Springfield and Chicago? I don't know much about the former but I always imagined the latter would just be grey and boring
>And finally, I live there!Oh, guess I'll skip it then…
805b7f No.16162
>>16160Man, wish I could say that much.
>>16161What am I looking at?
3cc0d5 No.16163
>>16161Illinois is pretty big on the whole forest preserve thing, and being a mid west state, we also have a ton of farm land. I grew up surrounded by farms, actually. On the other side of my best friend's back yard was a field that alternated between corn or soy every year.
In Chicago well there's a lot of shopping you can do, there's Navy Pier which is a tourist magnet and even as someone who lives close I still visit it every time I hit the city. There's theatres, beaches, museums, everything you'd expect from a major city. It's very far from grey, there's a lot of different colored building, the sky scrapers especially are very elaborate. As for Springfield, its our capital! We have a museum dedicated to Lincoln there, since he was from Illinois. I don't recall too much about springfield, last time I went there was during a trip with my 8th grade class.
O-oh, okay.
>>16162You probably can!
a31285 No.16164
>>16152don't say say that i'm stressing, i'm leaving anyway ; ;
>>16155infrastructure for racing doesn't matter too much though that's good to know , maybe i'll do a few days up that way. i've not done a track day before, and i'll most likely be running around on a 600-1000cc supersport anyway
tbh main reason for Illinois is the large possibility of splitting rent and staying with this cutie
>>16153 >>16160
33401a No.16165
You're all a bunch of manboy boysluts that'll put out for anything that has a dick and you all disgust me.
Now excuse me, I have to go over this diagram if I'm ever to find the fabled g-spot and ever hope to please a woman.
It's actually more complex than you'd think, there's so many layers…
3cc0d5 No.16166
>>16165*offers monocole and thinking fedora*
7ca308 No.16167
>>16162>What am I looking at?Me when I was a faggy looking attention whore teenagerThank god they wont recognize me now!
10e67e No.16168
>>16165Bitch whatcha talkin about
3fc7f0 No.16169
>>16165>so many layersLike an onion?
33401a No.16170
>>16166Monocles are overrated.
fb0eff No.16171
>>16165that bracelet has to be really uncomfortable on her
33401a No.16172
>>16171Women don't need to be comfortable. Just look at high heels.
6813b4 No.16173
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>>16164To each his own, I suppose. Best of luck! How old are you?
>>16165You're actually right, I wish I was more attracted to women than I am men. The femdrama is literally untouchable for me, although the mandrama is pretty bad itself. Every once in a while you find a qt boy, though, and because it's hard for them to find a prospective mate, you're that much more attractive to them. After three girlfriends, I'm done with most women.
e824fd No.16174
>>16165Men have easier to access g spots though.
7ca308 No.16175
>>16163Do you have any friends with horses that we can borrow? If I ever visit, I want to do lots and lots of riding with you! Roaming around the vast american wilderness sounds ever so lovely to me :_;
I wish I could do an USA road trip one day, but it'll be so expensive and time consuming
fb0eff No.16176
>>16172I'll woman you're face
3cc0d5 No.16177
>>16175My grandmother used to competitively race horses, actually. And in the town I grew up there was a horse place that sold horses, let you learn to ride them, or just take 'em out for a day. Because of this there were many horse paths built into the area.
e824fd No.16178
>>16175>>16177Farm confirmed?
33401a No.16179
>>16173>After three girlfriends, I'm done with most women.Fag.
>>16174Super-faggot.
>>16176One day you're going to wake up a balding, fat, bitter old man in the embrace of another fat and balding man and you're going to question your every life choice and regret every moment spent here ogling little boys.
Of course I'm sure that'll all disappear when you adopt a chinese boy and sexually abuse it until it's old enough to call the cops on you and send you to jail.
3cc0d5 No.16180
>>16178As long as you do the plowing!
805b7f No.16182
>>16163About my state? Nah man, nah.
>>16164Don't let them fire you then!
>>16165Shut it Mint.
>>16167Nah, that looks too good to be you.
33401a No.16183
God damn, it's times like these I wish I had a proper subservient wife that I could take my anger out on.
e824fd No.16184
>>16183
>Wanting to be a wifebeater fb0eff No.16185
>>16179you do realize woman get old too
db91da No.16187
I watched Requiem for a Dream, yesterday. I really enjoyed the first half; the second half not so much. Direction was great; so was Jared Leto.
>>16003It's pretty good, especially the soup. The korma sorta lacks salt, because I used all the chicken stock in the soup, but it's still good, and the fragrance from the spices is great.
a31285 No.16188
>>16173thanks!
and i'm 20 as of last month which sucks because of the 21 yo drinking limit. might be there for longer than 6 months though, not that it matters much
7ca308 No.16189
>>16177Oh wow that sounds pretty nice, maybe you can get someone to show me how to ride :_;
>>16178Yes! Let's do it~
>>16180Hey now I made a sexual pun first :_;
>>16182I was a teenager back then, full of youth and softness!
33401a No.16190
>>16185>you do realize woman get old tooThe good ones don't go bald though, and if you keep them in check they won't get fat either.
They're also more naturally prone to being legitimately subservient.
>>16184>>16186In a perfect world, I'd be a suave swashbuckler that could start and end a bar fight in less than five minutes and come out without so much as a scratch and yet still be seductive enough to turn a hardcore lesbian straight.
But I'm not Riddick, so… I'll just have to deal with the cards I was dealt and be a fucking loser.
At least I'm not getting porked by gay dudes.
77d35d No.16191
Fucking american time, so shit.
fb0eff No.16192
>>16190you remind me of somebody
>>16191all times are shit
e824fd No.16193
>>16191I know right it's awful
>>16189And I went in on the joke!
7ca308 No.16194
>>16193I'll go in on you in a minute you cakeboy
805b7f No.16195
>>16187Can't you just put some salt in there? Then again I bet it's already filled with sodium anyways.
>>16189Such is the grace of youth.
3cc0d5 No.16196
>>16181;3
>>16182It can't be that boring!
>>16189I didn't even notice it! I guess I'm just too caught up in thinking about pure stuff. But if you legitimately want to learn, we can learn together! I wanna ride horses
and you as well.
6813b4 No.16197
>>16191/nerds/ is calling :3
7ca308 No.16198
>>16196>and youBut we're boys!
>>16191>tfw you will never put many burger in mouth db91da No.16199
Do you guys ever got those times where you feel like you've slept longer than you actually have? I slept for 7 hours, yet I feel like I've had 9 or 10 hours sleep. It's great.
>>16195No sodium, besides the little amount of stock I had left (not enough to make a difference); unless, greek yoghurt has sodium (I don't know). I add salt to each bowl I eat. And, besides, I need a lot of salt, because I drink buckets of water each day.
>>16198Speaking of burgers: Is it just me, or has McDonald's become much more expensive, these days? Maybe, it's just my country; everything is getting more expensive here.
3cc0d5 No.16200
>>16198>But we're boys!My skirt arrives today>>16199McDonalds is still cheap as shit here in burger land.
>tfw 10 chicken nuggets, a drink, and fries for $6 e824fd No.16201
>AGDQ is ruined because of a woman.
Fuck you Knitler.
7ca308 No.16202
>>16200>My skirt arrives todayToo bad it wont be long before I take it off you!
805b7f No.16203
>>16196Tell that to Kansas.
>>16199I was thinking after you added all the spices, it would have spiked up the sodium. Then again I'm not really sure what all goes into it. I don't think drinking more water equals to needing more salt.
7ca308 No.16204
>tfw want to make lots of fun craft things but no materials and not much space to use
Fug
6813b4 No.16205
>>16204What're you playing?
7ca308 No.16206
>>16205I meant in real life you geek
3cc0d5 No.16207
>>16202I guess I'll need to make sure my panties are on too
>>16204>tfw wanna learn to draw but haven't got my bigger desk with the room to do so set up yetWhat do you wanna make, anyway? I used to do origami. Was pretty proud when I made a cardinal :3
e824fd No.16208
>>16207Stop teasing me about that game
7ca308 No.16209
>>16207Don't think those panties can escape me, sillyhead.
>What do you wanna make, anyway?Oh nothing much, i'm not really an artsy person but it's just I'm in the mood for making like… those craft castles and stuff out of bits and bobs. Maybe an island with a volcano too or something.
I figured it might be a nice thing to do with my niece too, I need to spend more time with her
3cc0d5 No.16210
>>16208>>16209That sounds neat! Does your niece live with you? Or just close and visits you a lot?
db91da No.16211
>>16203Well, I googled it, and the spices I used have minuscule amounts of sodium (like 2mg; the recommended daily intake is 2000mg). The body needs a balance of sodium and water. The more sodium you ingest, the more water you need; the more water you ingest, the more sodium you need. Ever since I was 14, I've had a permanent thirst; had lots of medical tests done, and nothing came up. I thought it may be due to too much salt, so I cut out a lot of it, yet I was still thirsty; even on days where I ate hardly anything, I'd still be thirsty. I don't want to get water-intoxication, so I make sure I have enough sodium.
You know, I actually just googled what the recommended intake of sodium is, and I got mixed results. One site said 1600mg, one said 1900, another said 2000, and another said 2300. Jeez.
33401a No.16212
I've been searching through my computer for the past half hour trying to find images to post that aren't cute girls and I can't fucking do it
>>16207Is that Dizzy?
e824fd No.16213
>>16210Please stop!
I just want to /hug and /pet you so badly hnghhhh.
3cc0d5 No.16214
>>16212No no, it's someone from my server, I forgot their name but I've never heard Dizzy before.
>>16213Do you think you'll be tall enough, little c@?
77d35d No.16215
>>16197Its a way better place then this, especially when you're here mr creepy stalker.
e824fd No.16216
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>>16214I want to puff puff you~
But I'll make a Hyur. I told you!
805b7f No.16217
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>>16211Oooh okay. Then it would be safe to put in more seasoning into it. That's good to hear. I normally think I might be putting too much salt into my food.
A permanent thirst huh? Well none the less I don't think it's that easy to get water poisoning, but then again I'm not really sure how hard it is either.
I've looked it up before too. Along with sugar. I just stay with 2000.
>>16212Such is life, eh?
3cc0d5 No.16218
>>16216Jeez, what quest is that from?
And okay, he better be tall enough!
7ca308 No.16220
>>16210Nope, she doesn't live here but usually they visit about once a week, and occasionally they'll sleep over.
>niece in my room>looking through my stuff, theres a lot of old unused junk now>"Anoooon, I really like your stuff">"Oh, why?">"Because I really like you!"My heart
3cc0d5 No.16221
>>16220Jesus that's cute. How old is she?
e824fd No.16222
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>>16218I told you I can't be as tall as I am IRL. FF14 is stupid about it.
That was from the Dragonquest event. If you choose puff puff some furry creatures would tickle you all over.
3cc0d5 No.16223
>>16222I wouldn't mind a puff puff from her
e824fd No.16224
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>>16223It's a trap!
I didn't know what to choose because I didn't want to make my c@ unpure.
7ca308 No.16225
>>162216, will turn 7 at the end of march.
I wish I had more money and time so I could take them out places and do more with them though. The younger one (4) is still adorable but she's very silly and often decides to just randomly not like me :_;
The older one is great though. Unfortunately she doesn't really care about vidya now (and it's damn hard to get her into it) but sometimes she'd sit on my lap and we'd mess around in Vice City together. I wish i could convert them though, my sisters will just turn them into plebs :c
3cc0d5 No.16226
>>16224Bit heavy on the makeup but I like that elezen.
>>16225As soon as I woke up my sister asked me if she could play my 3DS again. Soon.
e824fd No.16228
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>>16226Doesn't matter, I got my own wife.
3fc7f0 No.16229
>>16224Do they show you a good time?
7ca308 No.16231
>>16226Hmpf, im jealous :_;
I think my sister gave her an old DS about 2 years ago, but she only gave her bad games.
I wouldn't mind giving her some stuff, but it's just i'm worried that her parents will be all "No dont play vidya, listen to shit music instead and watch bad tv" or she'll play it a bit but because of having too much to do and a bad attentionspan, it'll soon end up rotting at the bottom of her toybox.
At least i've got a nephew, although right now he's just a baby. Still lovely and adorable though :3
>>16227We were just driving around being silly and besides, Vice City doesn't exactly look realistic and it's not really GOREY or anything
3fc7f0 No.16232
>>16230That's a disappointment…
7ca308 No.16233
>mfw gonna try watching 500 films this year
Maybe I should write about it somewhere and see if I (and my tastes and perspectives) change.
e824fd No.16234
>>16232They can't just show beastiality
6813b4 No.16235
>>16233Like your taste in
this dick 7ca308 No.16236
>>16235I actually had a dream that I had sex with a man last night. I mean, like I vividly remember riding a dick in it and stuff.
It was so fucking gay.
33401a No.16237
>tfw 0 replies
3fc7f0 No.16238
>>16234beastiality? never mind I don't want to see that
e824fd No.16239
>>16219>>16237You're gay!
>>16238Well they are nekos!
805b7f No.16241
>>16236You've crossed the line.
>>16237Here you go.
7ca308 No.16242
>>16241>crossed the lineBut it was only a dream :_;
6813b4 No.16243
>>16236That's great!
It'll prepare you for my 'Tour de Europa'>>16237Hey! Shion is best girl, though.
805b7f No.16244
>>16242Dreams are where the lines are crossed!
3fc7f0 No.16245
>>16239Wait that's not that bad I will go back to being disappointed again
7ca308 No.16246
>>16243>mfw shitpost in 4chan>200+ replies and some fag spamming CPAyy lmao
>>16243I think it's you that needs to prepare!~
>>16244But i'm a pure christian man irl :_;
7ca308 No.16247
Also, would I be mad to attempt a 100 movies in 1 month challenge?
805b7f No.16248
>>16246Hah! Not anymore you aren't!
3cc0d5 No.16249
>want to go for a walk>it's 5 degrees outsideWelp.
>>16231If she's 6 she's probably a bit too young for it still, I think.
>>16228O-oh
6813b4 No.16250
>>16246You gonna get all ready for me~?
Show me your k
ent~
3cc0d5 No.16251
>>16247It would take you 230 hours assuming each movie is 2 and a half hours, or nine whole days of doing nothing but watching movies. No eating, sleeping, or anything like that.
7ca308 No.16252
>>16248But it was just a dream, a pretty vivid one, but still a dream….
>>16249Yeah but we werent exactly doing missions and stuff, it was mostly just driving around and being silly.
>>16250Lewdie!
Really though, i'll be getting grey hair by the time you get here.
>>16251>assuming each movie is 2 and a half hoursBut that's pretty long for a movie; most are shorter than that.
6813b4 No.16253
>>16252Save yourself for me! I want a pure boy!!!
805b7f No.16254
>>16252Dreams are the compendium of your true self.
3cc0d5 No.16255
How do take pictures with skirts?
>>16252Well, I meant getting her into gaming, not just Vice city.
And if most are shorter, then it should be possible! Get started!
3cc0d5 No.16256
>>16254>aliens attacking>something offensive to someone here>thievery >having friendsMy true self is weird.
fb0eff No.16257
>>16255is it a mini skirt?
805b7f No.16258
>>16255You put them on and snap! Just like other pictures!
>>16256Yep! That one particular dream you told me is part of you too! You sure are a weird guy!
3cc0d5 No.16259
>>16258>>16257No, so it's probably a bit long. I gotta come up with a good pose…
>>16258Wow! Don't bully me! I don't even remember what I told you…
7ca308 No.16261
>>16253I'll try, i'm gonna try avoiding lewd bottom stuff this year if possible (but knowing my i'll give in and end up doing something gay).
>>16254N-no they aren't!
>tfw riding him>tfw he lifts my legs up and makes me feel all defencelessSeriously, I never have dreams this day but then suddenly that
>>16255>How do take pictures with skirts? Um, I think you're supposed to use a camera for taking pictures, not skirts.
Oh oh, but then how old should she be? The problem is that there are plenty of girls in my family, but not many boys (that care about vidya). My sisters will probably say its bad for her if I get her to play vidya, but they'll happily let her listen to bad music and watch shit tv. The worst thing is that often they'll put on teenish stuff (live action stuff about teen relationships and comedy, the sort of stuff you'd see on the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon) instead of… y'know, fucking cartoons and shit.
6813b4 No.16262
>>16259It's gonna come out a certain way, either it works or it doesn't. Have a little faith in yourself.
>>16261Noooo! Pure boys that give into the lewd are the worst!
7ca308 No.16263
3cc0d5 No.16264
>>16260Hm, that does give me an idea, but will require me to wait until my ass has built up a bit more.
>>16261Old enough to have a good attention span is a start, I think. Don't worry so much, she might not even be interested in what the other girls push on her, but don't become pushy yourself.
805b7f No.16265
>>16259A Sailor Moon pose! Or just look mature I guess. Legs crossed and everything.
And uh…whoops. I'm not going to lie, I thought you were Nonon. I didn't even bother reading the username or ID. I literally just assumed from the first word. This is what happens when you assume.
>>16261You must have had a lot of interesting thoughts on your mind that night. That and recent events. You should see a doctor before it's too late.
3fc7f0 No.16266
>>16254I started dreaming again and they are of War, Battles and loneliness.
3cc0d5 No.16267
>>16265T-thanks…
Those can work too. I just need a webcam or something like that set up so I don't have to be holding the camera to take a picture.
33401a No.16268
quick
somebody in this thread
anybody
hold me ;_;
db91da No.16269
>>16254I haven't had a nightmare in 6 or 7 years. What does this mean?
7ca308 No.16270
>>16264I don't want to be pushy, but i don't want her to put it down.
At the very least, I just want her to do more fun and active stuff. I much prefer it when she asks me to draw with her, than when she asks me to put something on for her to watch
Im sure i'll be able to get my nephew into vidya though. I think I might jailbreak a wii and put a fuckload of emulators and roms on it for him
>>16265What recent events? :_;
fb0eff No.16272
>>16267set the camera on a timer if it has one
7ca308 No.16273
Hey Atmosphere, show me your hand.
805b7f No.16274
>>16266Yes, that sounds exactly like you!
>>16267Sorry! I'm just an idiot sometimes!
Shouldn't most cameras have timers? Though, webcams can be nice to take pictures. The computer can make some weird lighting though.
>>16269You're the nightmare to everyone else? I'm not your dreams man!
>>16270Whatever recent events have happened to you. Apparently they are gay!
3cc0d5 No.16275
>>16273Uh, here you go
>>16272I mostly use my phone/tablet
fb0eff No.16276
>>16275what happened to your finger?
does it not have a timer?
db91da No.16277
>>16274>You're the nightmare to everyone else?Oh, God.
3cc0d5 No.16278
>>16276I hurt it at work the other day.
And I don't think so, I'll have to double check.
7ca308 No.16279
>>16274I've been reasonably straight recently though!
>>16275>not the palm>>16278>pink 3dsGayest and silliest boy 2015
e824fd No.16280
>>16278Sedusive eyebrows
LEwd!
fb0eff No.16281
>>16278I doubt it would but it'd be a big help if it does have
3cc0d5 No.16282
>>16279Here you go. Why do you want to see this, anyway?
And I won't deny that title, but it is pretty early in the year.
>>16280T-they're just eyebrows! How is that lewd?
e824fd No.16283
>>16282The way one of them is raised
>Eyy bby my 3ds isnt the only thing that's pinkSmash when?
7ca308 No.16284
>>16282Because hands say a lot about people!
I'm surprised at the arm hair though, I thought you were some smooth fuccboi
805b7f No.16285
>>16277Dreams are the demonic compendium to your true self.
>>16279You sure? I'm reading through these threads. Looks pretty gay to me dude. What are you trying to hide?
7ca308 No.16286
>>16285>reading through old threadsYou stalking bully…
3fc7f0 No.16287
>>16274>tfw I'll never be a soldier again>I'll never know the feel of battleI got hurt before I could ever fulfill my dream
805b7f No.16288
>>16286I meant this thread and the past few you dolt. Like literally this thread!
3cc0d5 No.16289
>>16284I wish, I gotta shave my bodyhair. Getting the legs down first, then going up my body slowly. Might just do other hair removal methods that are more permanent, or even get lasered in the future.
And what does my hand tell you?
>>16283Whenever my sister gives up my 3DS and I start to learn how to play.
7ca308 No.16290
>>16288Still rude. Not that gay either, just tomfoolery is all it was…
7ca308 No.16291
>>16289It tells me you're a fag that probably sucks dick
3cc0d5 No.16292
>>16291And you're calling other people rude, wow.
805b7f No.16293
>>16287Yeah, I remember. But man, I'm not sure if we're on the verge of war or not anyways.
>>16290Now now, don't lie. Especially to yourself. You can't deny it!
7ca308 No.16294
>>16292I'm just kidding, silly. No need to be a sissy
>>16293I'm not lying! :_;
3cc0d5 No.16295
>>16294But that's what I am!
3fc7f0 No.16296
>>16293I'd have to prove I am healed and get various medical waivers to reenlist, so even if there was a new war I'd be a last resort recruit.
7ca308 No.16297
>>16295Show me ur butt then
3cc0d5 No.16298
>>16297Now now, I'm not a slut!
805b7f No.16299
>>16294Stop being in denial too! It's not good for your health dude.
>>16296That sounds like a load of trouble really. Besides, pretty sure real war is terrible. You literally have to be insane to actually want to stay once you're in.
7ca308 No.16300
>>16298That's what a slut would say
>>16299I'm not!
>pretty sure real war is terrible>this is what butthurt haters actually believeCry more.
512e28 No.16301
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>>16128this
>Maybe if bananas weren't bananas I wouldn't hate them. 7ca308 No.16302
>>16301>coming here just as i'm going to bedSilly Nana, too scared of me now? :^)
805b7f No.16303
>>16300You are!
And shut it you British pansy! Your Empire has crumbled! You guys couldn't win a war with wet paper bags!
>>16301So shouldn't you hate being called nana banana if you hate bananas?
3fc7f0 No.16304
>>16299Some people just want to go to war, I know its terrible and what happens in it but its what I want and can't have. Plus the bonds you form in the Military and especially in battle are great.
512e28 No.16305
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>>16302idk i woke up at 8pm and went to sleep at 11pm and now its 2am
no idea what im doing
>>16303irrelevant! banana is actually one of the cutest words there is n and a are amazing in words and i like it when it repeats itself and ou can go banananana also same thing with nanananannanana
3cc0d5 No.16306
33401a No.16307
I often wish I didn't have so much hair below the neck
3cc0d5 No.16308
>>16307Shave! Get hair removal cream! Lasers! Waxing! Epilators!
Gambling with reincarnation! 805b7f No.16309
>>16304Is this one of those things where you get it, and then stop wanting it afterwards? And yeah I understand. Especially some of the stories I hear. Forming such bonds. A pretty close bond.
>>16305Ooooh! I suppose that's a fair enough reason. It is kind of fun to repeat them as so!
33401a No.16310
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>>16308I said BELOW THE NECK.
Not just legs.
Not just arms.
There's plenty of hair to remove, and too much money to spend to get rid of that much hair permanently.
3cc0d5 No.16311
>>16310Once you start removing it it goes much faster and becomes cheaper. Now that my legs are smooth it only takes me a few minutes to clear them up when the stubble comes back. Once I've mastered getting them shaved without bumps or any mishaps, I can move up my body, and soon I'll just spend a short amount of time each day or two to do maintenance. Or I can start epilating and have more time before the hair grows back. It's not hopeless mang, you just gotta work for it.
db91da No.16312
>>16299I've read and watched a lot of interviews with current and former soldiers, and they all say that they prefer being deployed, because it gives them something they don't get outside in the civilian world. When they're deployed, they have a strong sense of importance; everyone in a mission matters, and the mission will only be successful if everyone does his job. They have a sense of belonging and brotherhood; you'll hear soldiers say that even though they may hate some of their comrades, they will still risk their lives for them, because they are all brothers. There is a clear hierarchy, and you are promoted due to your skills and past accomplishments. Once they get into the civilian world, all of this is gone. They no longer matter; they are just another cog in the machine. There is no fraternity; they may have civilian friends, but there is no real brotherhood amongst them; they wouldn't live and die for each other. There is a different hierarchy; the real world doesn't usually reward people for skills and past accomplishment; you are rewarded for your convenience to your boss. This is why so many soldiers re-enlist after their tour is over.
33401a No.16313
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>>16311stop lying to me through your teeth you stupid fuccboi.
I was only musing, I don't dream of becoming a hairless twink like you do.
3cc0d5 No.16314
>>16313I was trying to be helpful, but hey if you're doing some epic trolling, upvotes for you!
fb0eff No.16315
>>16313then why are you asking about hair removal?
3fc7f0 No.16316
>>16306My plan was to be better then the guys shooting at me so I wouldn't die but to die in battle I think would be a good way to die.
>>16309Maybe it is and I guess I won't know. I made a lot of good friends in fact I was the best man at the wedding for two of my friends that married each other after they got out and another buddy of mine got me into Disney world for free and he still can and I hadn't seen them for over a year.
3cc0d5 No.16317
>>16316It's not always down to who's better, though. Being better than the guy you're shooting at won't protect you from mortars coming from elsewhere. Or IEDs in the side of the road nobody could have known about. I do agree that dying for a cause you believe in is a good way to die, better than other options at least.
805b7f No.16318
>>16312I swear it's like I'm something from Metal Gear all over again! Well that's what some of it's about anyways. And Big Boss' problem. Soldiers not having a place once a war is over and everything. A time of war sure does create an impact on people. I understand how they feel like there's no brotherhood with civilian friends.
I remember seeing commercials on helping military personnel readjust to society or something like that. I'm sure it was because they feel out of place once they are back.
I wouldn't say the rest of the world is full of how convenient you are to your boss, or how much of a kissass you are. But it sure is filled pretty full with it.
>>16316Yeah, I'm aware just what kind of friends you can make in the military. Still, I'm not planning to join anytime soon. You should talk to your buddy sometimes soon! Hopefully nothing happened between the two of you guys!
33401a No.16319
>>16315>then why are you asking about hair removal?I'm not. You need better reading comprehension, my idiot friend.
3fc7f0 No.16320
>>16317I was joking I know even the best can die just like that in war. But you just place your trust in everyone to do there job and take out the mortar men or clear the IEDs.
>>16318I am still friends with most of them the three I talked about we are still good friends we don't as often though since I live in NY, one lives in Florida and the other 2 live in California. I do have plans to go to Vegas with the two that live in California I just need to save up some money for the plane ticket and gambling money.
fb0eff No.16322
>>16319alright don't whine about being a disgustingly hairy neckbeard then if you don't want people to assume you want to be a girl
805b7f No.16323
>>16320Man, isn't it fun to have friends on the other side of the country? Saving up money for a plane ticket is rough though. And gambling money. Gas is pretty cheap, might as well drive over right now.
Got a friend I've known for a while in the military himself. Was able to visit with him over the winter break before he had to go again. Hopefully he's not gone for too long.
33401a No.16324
>>16322I'm not a neckbeard, I shave.
3fc7f0 No.16325
>>16323It is great. I don't think I could handle driving cross country it sounds awful. I'd rather just spend the extra money on the plane ticket.
805b7f No.16326
>>16325I guess it depends on how much you like to drive. It would probably take 2-3 days depending how much you can drive in a day.
Hopefully you can buy a ticket when they aren't as expensive.
fb0eff No.16327
>>16324then what's the issue here?
805b7f No.16328
>>16327The issues is they are an issue.
3fc7f0 No.16329
>>16326I don't like to drive long distances especially by myself If I had friends with me I'd probably be able to do it but by myself I couldn't. I have faith I'll get a decent priced ticket.
33401a No.16330
>>16327>>16328I'll never look as sexy as Johnny Depp
805b7f No.16332
>>16329I don't mind it, but it sure as hell would be hard to change the CD constantly. If only I had like those five rotating CD player things. Or an aux port.
33401a No.16333
>>16331He's objectively good looking. I'm sorry he's not in a dress for you.
512e28 No.16334
>>16331>johhny depp uglyok
3fc7f0 No.16335
>>16332You don't have an aux port? how terrible.
fb0eff No.16336
>>16333he's really not though
>>16334yups
805b7f No.16337
>>16335All CDs man. 2000 year cars man.
3fc7f0 No.16338
>>16337Sounds like you live a tough life
805b7f No.16339
>>16338CDs aren't too bad, if you got a proper case for them. Didn't have one for a while so some are scratched up. They aren't too expensive either.
The only problem is when it gets so cold like it is currently. Somehow the CD player gets so cold it won't read CDs and spits them back out. It's done that recently. Yesterday even.
Also I listen to a lot of things over and over because I don't want to burn a CD for each thing. I get too lazy to change the CD too sometimes.
805b7f No.16340
Why the hell did I just ramble on so much?
3cc0d5 No.16341
Someone fucking kill me.
>on google drive because I uploaded a picture from my tablet to share with a friend
>close out of the picture
>dad walks in
>realize on my screen is pictures of my legs and porn
>casually click another tab and keep talking to him
>he totally fucking saw but neither of us wanted to acknowledge that fact
3fc7f0 No.16342
>>16340I don't know but I am even more glad to have my aux port now
33401a No.16343
>>16341You want daddy to give you the D?
512e28 No.16344
>>16341here is the solution to your problem:
>dad im not gay it was me in the picture i wanst looking at gay porn c85637 No.16345
>>16341Something semi-similar has happened to me
3cc0d5 No.16346
>>16343Please no.
>>16344But then how do I explain the anime tiddies.
"A-at least I'm not that faggot in the stockings right?"
>>16345My dad can't get a break though, awkward shit like this keeps happening to him and I.
805b7f No.16347
>>16342I'm envious.
>>16341Beat him up!
512e28 No.16348
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>>16346why does it matter anyway?
6813b4 No.16349
33401a No.16350
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>>16346Just remember, no matter how ashamed of yourself you are or how ashamed of you your dad is, your dad is more ashamed of HIMSELF than anything for allowing this to happen.
He let the internet raise you, and he knows now he should have been more involved. The only recourse he has now is to live with it – a fuccboi crossdressing son.
10e67e No.16351
>>16341>watching animoo>mum enters room>alt tab the animes away>sft pops up with gay pics>alt tab again>exhentai pops up>minimize evertyhingThese moments make life worth living
3cc0d5 No.16352
>>16348Well, I mean, I'm not out to him or anything. And holy shit I don't want my parents seeing my lewd stuff, that's just weird. I'll just pray he was looking at the new desk him and I put together like a half hour ago and were talking about instead of what was on my screen.
>>16350>why wasn't I more active with him>I tried to get him to play sports>I probably let him play videogames too much>too much time unsupervised on the computer>I blame my ex wife 512e28 No.16353
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i bet my dad is proud of me one time he came over to my place to bring the dog for the weekend and i was busy sleeping and he came in with the spare key and i got up and was all naked and he saw my boobs and all and was like
"uh okay"
my mom doesnt give a shit what i do tho
ive come down walking downstairs nude after i had taken mdma and had been fucking some random dude i invited over and just casually had a short conversation with my mom and went back to my room
6813b4 No.16354
>>16350>>16350>>16350singles for truth
>tfw your parents will never know you're a fag 33401a No.16355
>>16352You probably got your excessive libido and sexual deviancy from your parents' genetics so it's entirely likely your dad is into weirder porn than you are.
Imagine catching your dad jerking it. Imagine that trauma.
That's what he's going through right now. You're putting him through that right now, you fuccboi.
10e67e No.16356
>>16353Never forget when your lil sister and her friends barge into your room while were asleep to wake us up and beg for cigarettes
33401a No.16357
>>16353I'm getting a Fight or Flight feeling with you
512e28 No.16358
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>>16356well yeah but thats basic
like id be more curious about what your mom thought about me fucking you every night in the room next to them and then driving me off to the trainstation next morning and sitting in a car for one hour with me lmao
>>16357definately both
3cc0d5 No.16359
I gotta stop thinking about all the shit that's happened with my parents and I before my mind breaks.
805b7f No.16360
>>16356>>16358This is some pretty hardcore stuff here.
10e67e No.16361
>>16358that was awkward tru. also it was kinda weird waking up naked next to you with lots of random people in the room asking for cigs and then going outside to have a smoke with them in only underwear
635751 No.16362
my mom buys girl's clothing for me
512e28 No.16363
>>16361my sis n her friend were mirin at you p hard
3cc0d5 No.16364
>>16362My mom was down for doing that when I told her I was questioning my gender. I think she still is up for helping me now that I know I'm just a dude. No idea how my dad would react and I don't really want to find out.
512e28 No.16365
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>>16362my mom used to take my clothes
10e67e No.16366
>>16359overthinking is bad
>>16362lucky
>>16363i know 512e28 No.16368
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>>16366why is my bf not as rad as you are
3cc0d5 No.16369
>>16366Yeah it is. My dad just came in because he heard me playing the Top Gun soundtrack while I was doing some flight simming and asked me if I was watching Top Gun. I think we're fine if he's able to pop in to talk to me still.
33401a No.16371
>>16370Check it out, the one person in this thread who actually gets it
635751 No.16373
>>16369he's so disappointed you aren't watching top gun
I would be too
10e67e No.16374
>>16367okay
>>16368because i'm a kool kid.
and also boring and lame af>>16369hey parents don't lose hope that easily to their children that easily. also i hope that your dad is cool with gay shit
>>16372that wont be good
805b7f No.16375
512e28 No.16376
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805b7f No.16377
>>16372Time to shoot self.
3fc7f0 No.16378
>>16371Its a good show I would of posted it earlier but I was busy
>>16375Mike Tyson Mysteries is amazing watch it
3cc0d5 No.16379
>>16372But why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. WHY. WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>16373Let's watch it together
635751 No.16380
db91da No.16381
>>163722 bombs weren't enough; America are still punishing Japan by making poor adaptations of anime. You guys ready for Michael Bay's Evangelion?
805b7f No.16382
>>16381I laughed. Because it's too damn true! But…
>Michael Bay>EvangelionPlease kill me if that ever happens.
512e28 No.16384
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>not just ignoring shitty hollywood adaptations
3cc0d5 No.16385
805b7f No.16386
>>16385Oh thank goodness!
10e67e No.16387
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Whats erryone listening to?
db91da No.16389
>>16387The sound of my air-conditioning unit.
db91da No.16390
>Soup doesn't seem too hot in my mouth
>swallow it
>it burns my throat
Every time.
512e28 No.16394
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>163872/5
>>163894/5
>>163911/5
>>163923/5
based basic bitches :>
7aad2f No.16395
>>16387I'm watching AGDQ, they're doing battleblock theatre right now.
10e67e No.16396
>>16388good
>>16389how boring
>>16390the best part is when you can feel it burning your stomach apart
>>16391nah man
>>16392good
>>16393boring background music
>>16395>mfw 3cc0d5 No.16397
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Now it's time to keep this on repeat as I crush the Americans under my German boots.
10e67e No.16398
Oh well it's 6 am. Should go to bed, g'night y'all
7aad2f No.16399
db91da No.16400
7aad2f No.16402
So I just joined 130+ new meme/autism/useless groups for shits and giggles. I'm now at 668.
7aad2f No.16404
>>16403r8 my new groups. 2 pics because midnight passed while I was doing this.
512e28 No.16405
>>16404i dont know which is more autistic
this or leveling steam levels
33401a No.16406
805b7f No.16407
>>16404Man, I'm not sure I would want to see that on my front page.
805b7f No.16408
>>16406Pretty funny. The things people do with MMD. I need to beat AS.
7aad2f No.16410
>>16405Perfect, that's the look I was going for with my profile.
>>16407Do you mean the wall of groups or all the announcements groups post? Fun fact: There's only like 5 or 6 groups I'm in that regularly post anything at all. at least 60% of my activity feed is either spam from loli autists or spam from peter griffin dubstep.
805b7f No.16411
>>16410The wall of groups I think? Whatever it would show on my page when you join all those groups.
Also I guess the announcements would be annoying too.
7aad2f No.16412
>>16411The wall of groups will be buried quickly enough and 99% of groups never post any announcements ever.
77d35d No.16414
512e28 No.16415
>>16414>tfw have been slapped by 1000€ it was great
33401a No.16416
You guys still being gay?
I'm not coming back until you guys stop being gay!
77d35d No.16417
>>16415lel, why! Don't tell me he was going to pay you x)
>>16416You're the gay here.
3cc0d5 No.16418
7aad2f No.16419
77d35d No.16420
fuck, thats the 4th time someone types to me over the cuteboy map, and this time he's even 20mins away from me.
33401a No.16421
>>16420what is a cuteboy app
77d35d No.16422
>>16421I dunno, you tell me.
3cc0d5 No.16423
>>16420None of the people who have approached me from the map have worked out yet. It's getting kind of depressing, but I guess that's what I get for wanting to take the whole sex thing slow.
33401a No.16424
>>16422you're the one using it, how would I have any idea!?
7ca308 No.16425
>people still like the "gay sex" meme
33401a No.16426
>>16425hey there my europoorian friend
7655a8 No.16427
It'd never sign myself up for the map.
I don't want undine to show up
7655a8 No.16428
>>16424He means the cuteboys board map, check sticky
33401a No.16429
>>16428check what sticky?
7655a8 No.16430
7aad2f No.16432
>>16430>tfw no one on this map has ever been within 3 hours of me 7655a8 No.16433
>>16432Tfw I hate my country and would never think of hitting it up with anyone
512e28 No.16434
>>16417no it was my bf
also wow 1000€
i would literally do anything for 1000€
i would do almost anything for even 100€ im cheap
7655a8 No.16435
>>16434Would you do shit for trading cards?
512e28 No.16436
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512e28 No.16437
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>tfw third time taking tramadol in the past two weeks
im gonna be a junkie soon right? shoot up heroin and become a prostitute
being an escort would be so much fun tbh
7655a8 No.16438
>>16436Want me to give you more? :^)
33401a No.16440
STOP
TALKING
ABOUT
GAY SHIT
3cc0d5 No.16441
Goodnight SFT~!
fb0eff No.16442
>>16440stop being so gay then
>>16441night faglordfucker
512e28 No.16443
>>16440OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARI
kagome was such a shitty tsundere
7655a8 No.16444
>>16441Night my harry potter
10e67e No.16446
Aaand good morning
db91da No.16447
File: 1420542226302.png (279.5 KB, 607x842, 607:842, 2f37bcd0f3b029efa631fbea75….png)
>>16446Monsters University was pretty good. No way near as good as Monsters Inc, but still nice.
db91da No.16448
>>16447whoops. Meant "nowhere near".
512e28 No.16450
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>>16446g morning bae
night already went huh? i havent slept
i took muh drugz just a while ago i think im gonna manage until night with this and fix my sleeping rythm lol
10e67e No.16451
>>16447haven't seen monsters university and been many years since I saw monsters inc.
>>16450I only slept for like 6 hours or so. also try not to die again
512e28 No.16452
>>16451i never died before!
10e67e No.16453
>>16452it's something that everyone should try at some point
512e28 No.16454
>>16453lets try it
come over
murdersuicide
imagine how romantic that would be?
drug n sex then kill each other
7655a8 No.16455
>>16447Ending of inc was so sad
10e67e No.16456
>>16454Only if you do it first
7655a8 No.16457
512e28 No.16458
File: 1420546084324.jpg (96.32 KB, 541x400, 541:400, ss (2014-10-06 at 11.52.09….jpg)
>>16456you could totes choke me to death tho
7655a8 No.16459
>>16458You got a bf sicko !!!
512e28 No.16460
>>16459so
im still allowed to be killed by someone i love :>>>
7655a8 No.16461
Fuck I want to play FF14 with atmo so badly but square wont let us
>>16460Killed sure, sex strangled no
10e67e No.16462
>>16458i'd probably let you live, choke till you pass out or something
512e28 No.16463
>>16462choke me sometimes k
its up to you if you wanna do it up till the end or not :>
e30725 No.16464
>Work
>Have to build a desktop for a customer
>Get parts and case from the main supply office
>Open case
>Get MB out
>No screw sockets
>No screws
What
e30725 No.16466
>>16465
>Glue'ing a mobo straight to the caseNow now we aren't as professional as MSI.
10e67e No.16467
>>16466Of course you glue the mobo to the case. Also prevents the chance of the whole thing blowing up because glue doesn't conduct electricity
d430c7 No.16468
Yay, it's someone's birthday party!
Now I got an excuse to drink the pain away!~
d430c7 No.16469
Damn, they cancelled it.
Time to drink indoors now.
10e67e No.16470
>>16469how unlucky. I suggest blackout drunk
d430c7 No.16471
>>16470I agree, I have those feelings when you're trying to avoid things associated with someone you like, because you pissed em off and don't wanna be reminded of them.
So lots and lots of alcohol will do~
Fuck behavioural cognitive therapy.
6813b4 No.16472
american freedom
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
fuck europe
d430c7 No.16473
>>16472I'm doing a perfectly fine job of fucking myself, Hero.
And no creed or country is gonna tell me otherwise.
6813b4 No.16474
>>16473Cut off just the very tip of your penis and post a pic of it. It's actually perfectly safe, like just cute such a little piece off you can barely see it, and post it.
d430c7 No.16475
>>16474I'm not allowed to touch scissors again though. Plus, too lazy to leave the bed, you come here and do it yourself, pls.
e30725 No.16476
>>16472Even though your dear set-chan is from Europe?
Ayy lmao
d430c7 No.16477
Oh, England has it's own 'Cyberbully'
drama now, I bet they're gonna use CSI computer nonsense.
6813b4 No.16478
>>16476We are here to help you Europeans, because inside every yuro there is an American trying to get out.
>>16475If you promise me you'll let me cut off some of that dickskin and make some baby powder out of it, no problem.
d430c7 No.16479
>>16478Sure, if you help me get out of bed too.
e30725 No.16480
>Just found out my boss is a cutfag
I didn't even want to know.
d430c7 No.16481
>>16480How is that a thing?
Shouldn't management be like 'Yeah, you have issues'
e30725 No.16482
>>16481Ehh to be fair, he's the manager of this store.
He just randomly told me he got it removed at age 7
6813b4 No.16483
>>16482Classic Euro smalltalk
"How's the wife?"
"She's great! Also I had my foreskin removed when I was seven years old"
what the fuck
77d35d No.16484
>>16430tfw all alone on a island and in the capital
>>16433Netherlands is fucking amazing tho, I love the country, would move to if not for muslims.
>>16434Same, Ive done really
gay and
dumb stuff for 10 bucks once lel.
e30725 No.16485
>>16483To be fair when he was about to open like a stack of cups he waved them around on his crotch and then said he was
removing the foreskin as he cut open the plastic.
Then the other intern who is like 17 didn't know it was a thing to have it removed and my boss said he had it happen.
Fuck you Hero
d430c7 No.16486
>>16482Oh, when you said cutfag, I thought you meant he cut himself like a pissy little teenager.
635751 No.16488
>>16484I've done some really gay and dumb stuff for no money
6813b4 No.16489
>>16485
>he waved them around on his crotch and then said he was removing the foreskin
>eurosI'm just playin d430c7 No.16490
>>16488I've done some gay and dumb stuff for the funny.
77d35d No.16491
>>16488Same, but that was in most cases towards special people!
635751 No.16492
>>16491haha yeah, special people I swear
77d35d No.16493
>>16492Wow, fucking slut.
e30725 No.16494
>>16484Come live here then, we'd need a bath tub though.
>>16489Nah you dummy.
635751 No.16495
>>16493I'm just playing, I just don't have good history with special people is all
77d35d No.16496
>>16494I didnt say with you, I actually got inv to spend new year with a few dutch friends lel.
>>16495uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm, okay!
e30725 No.16497
>>16496Don't you want to live with me?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!
635751 No.16498
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>>16496yeah like for example my boyfriend just broke up with me after spreading a video of him fucking me
e30725 No.16500
>>16498WOAH LEWD!
But you should've asked his permission
635751 No.16501
>>16500no he spread it after not asking me permission
77d35d No.16502
>>16497Maybe, I'm just saying that anywhere in Netehrlands would be nice.
>>16498You should link us the video, for research ofc!
e30725 No.16503
>>16501Oooh, then show us.
>>16502We should totally become roommates.
635751 No.16505
>>16502>>16503I'm pretty angry about it so no
hopefully it's not too public already
7ca308 No.16506
>>16505Why did he share it with others? To annoy you I assume.
Is it obvious that it's you in the video?
Really though, this is why you shouldn't make sex tapes
635751 No.16507
>>16506he promised it would just be between us
at least you can't see my face
7ca308 No.16508
>>16507Well, how long had you been in a relationship with him before making the tape?
What made him so angry that he decided to share it anyway? He's either autistic or you did something baaaad
635751 No.16509
>>16507he said he was proud of it
7ca308 No.16510
>>16509Oh, because you're adorable in it, or does it just have some good camerawork? I hope it has dutch angles in; those are always fun
635751 No.16511
>>16510no it's very short and poorly made
7ca308 No.16512
>>16511Oh, that's not much to be proud of then.
Do you see dicks going into butts in it?
635751 No.16513
070129 No.16514
>>16512That's a rhetorical question, right?
7ca308 No.16515
>>16513Good.
>>16514No, plenty of people call it a sex tape but it's just a blowjob or it's so badly filmed that you can't see much, redditor.
070129 No.16516
>>16515That just means they're stupid! A true sex tape will have all the fine points of a sex tape, you Brit!
And I don't know… Guess a blow job could be considered one. Still sexual activity.
cfcb6a No.16519
lol nonon
e824fd No.16520
>>16519Weren't you gone for good?
77d35d No.16521
6813b4 No.16522
>>16520Brittany makes the best memes tho
thicker skin and even posting Rebi are now memes
e824fd No.16524
Dead thread
10e67e No.16525
512e28 No.16526
10e67e No.16527
>>16526it's already too late
77d35d No.16528
>call my doctors
>busy
>look at their scheduler online
>busy until next week
wtf I need help with my red bumps now, not in weeks.
e824fd No.16529
>>16528Maybe they're watching AGDQ!
Nice image.
7ca308 No.16530
>>16519lol fake noun
I saw a pretty cool irl shot a few days ago. I was walking along on a very foggy day, and at the end of the road was a church. Now do bear in mind of course that churches here are often very old, i'm pretty sure this one was at least from the middle ages. Anyhow, everything was out of focus and covered by fog, except for the church which stood out loads.
I'm not sure how to describe it better, but it just looked really cool
7aad2f No.16531
>>16529>tfw some anon just donated 20k e824fd No.16532
172ac6 No.16533
>tfw internet is all fucked up
guess ill just awkwardly play monster hunter on my small 3ds
d430c7 No.16534
3cc0d5 No.16535
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>tfw want to play Coh2 with friends
>friend who still plays it is offline
d430c7 No.16536
>>16535Flesh of mine, convince me to get the game.
Then I will play with you.
e824fd No.16538
>>16531That guy with the sunglasses was a cutie.
172ac6 No.16539
>>16535I own it I might play it with you someday
77d35d No.16540
>>16529I dont konw what that is.
I ended up telling my mom I shaved legs and asked for guidians
she just told me we'll look at it tomorrow ;~;
e824fd No.16541
>>16540AGDQ is a speedrun marathon.
You seem to have a pretty cool mom if she's open and shit about it.
3cc0d5 No.16542
>>16539Who are you?
>>16536It's fun! You get to micromanage a WW2 army in ~real time~
>>16540How bad are the bumps? Do they hurt? Have they been going away at all?
172ac6 No.16543
77d35d No.16544
>>16541Meh, she didn't care about my brother showing off weed in front of her face and mine, so I hope she wouldnt care about me being gay.
>>16542Really bad, they itch alot, and no I panic because it's getting worse! I'll send you a picture, come on skype.
d430c7 No.16545
>>16542MEAT TEAM! TIME IS MIME!
What's youe id
And your idea?
e824fd No.16546
>>16544Whens he's helping you and you're having a casual chat about ti you can come out honestly.
Y/N?
7ca308 No.16547
e824fd No.16548
>>16547Don't be mean to little gropy you fruitmuffin.
74f145 No.16549
>>16544they should go away after a day or two, just try not to scratch them because that just makes them itch worse and for longer!
77d35d No.16551
>>16546What are you on about.
>>16549Nope, been there for soon 10 days and is only getting worse, want me to send you the picture too XD?
74f145 No.16552
>>16551W-woah I've never had them for that long. Even when I shaved completely try with no prep or shaving cream I only had them for 3 days ;__;
e824fd No.16553
>>16551Tell her you like the D
7ca308 No.16554
>tfw gonna have to watch a 190 minute long silent film in February
Save me please :_:
d430c7 No.16556
>>16554My friend, my flesh of mine,
absorb it all, drink it like wine.
Then tell them that film is shit.
7ca308 No.16557
>>16556But… it might not be shit, and I don't know who I'm going to tell anywya
7ca308 No.16558
>tfw
d430c7 No.16559
>>16557You're telling the one who gave you the quest-ion, pick holes in their testimony, and make your own judgement.
They are looking for your argument serious about this.
Think Phoenix Wright, you are your own defendant, so make the case.
7ca308 No.16560
>>16559But nobody gave me a question, and i'm not sure what i'm building a case for
You're drunk again…
6813b4 No.16562
>>16558
>eu3TOP TIER WAIFU
GIVE
GIVE
GIVE
7ca308 No.16563
>>16562But I am that waifu, or was :_;
d430c7 No.16564
>>16557What I'm trying to tell is think outside your box.
You're watching a 190 minute film, which is prolly Laurel and Hardy or thingy.
7ca308 No.16566
>>16564Think outside the box about what?
>which is prolly Laurel and Hardy or thingySilent comedies usually aren't that long…
>>16565Ariane Chavasse is me; it's an image from years ago, back when I was popular and cute :_;
d430c7 No.16567
>>16566Then what comedy is it?
Seriously, you gotta trust me.
6813b4 No.16568
>>16566
>you played eu3I don't even give a shit, let's talk about history and politic while I probe your k
ent
7ca308 No.16569
>>16567I never bloody said it was a comedy you idiot.
>>16568Okay let's talk about american history
…….
oh oops
d430c7 No.16570
>>16569Sorry, Ill shurrup
7ca308 No.16571
e824fd No.16572
>Halfchan ban for some innocent shitposting in an AGDQ thread with tali
d430c7 No.16573
>>16571Beat me to the meat then.
You silly ken.
6813b4 No.16574
>>16569
>call you a waifu>get insultedok
7ca308 No.16575
>>16574but you didn't call me a waifu, he did
My lost love :(
d430c7 No.16576
ROUND 3
d430c7 No.16578
Haha, I may a deviant, but I can have a go.
https://www.8chan.co/ssft/res/16577.html