1255e1 No.18215[Last 50 Posts]
Steam Friends General NEO-30
"Blatant Shilling" Edition
Post your ID in the steamID [
>>4 ] thread, then post here. Having colored IDs from the Options tag in the top-right is recommended.
Get disappointed in yourself and the choices you've made in life by being here; show results! [
https://steamdb.info/calculator/ ]
HEY THERE. This game [
http://store.steampowered.com/app/249990/ ] is fucking TWO-FIDDY ON SALE, get this game NOW, it's fucking baller with 4playas, I already got a friend, join me and let's tear shit up!
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9c6540 No.18217
>>18215I feel like this is pretty forced
1255e1 No.18218
>>18217Well DUH, I'm trying to find some people that have a whopping $2.50 to spare on a game on sale to play! It's cheap and it's fun, and I want at least two other people to buy it so we can play!!!
9c6540 No.18219
9c6540 No.18220
e109a7 No.18221
>>18213Drink a little. Or smoke. Pipe been giving me quite a talky mood first time I was smoking it.
But even so, I dont talk to completely random people. Must have at least some kind of connection, like, idk, visiting same party or club. I seem to scare off people, despite being average-looking and not really out of people who cant into talking.
>>18215Is it a very ping-dependant game, or something like Payday 2?
I could probably join.
1255e1 No.18222
>>18220Don't you have some patties to flip!!!
af729b No.18224
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>>18222Stop bullying the cute glasses
1255e1 No.18225
>>18221Oh, is it really ping-dependant? My friend from Europe said that he could connect to American servers just fine… that sucks. My laptop sucks, so unless I exerted a major effort, PD2 is unplayable for me, sadly.
9c6540 No.18226
>>18221Yeah I'm gonna go to clubs so I can meet people I know have common interests, but I wanna be able to talk to complete strangers as well!
>>18222Well, I could make a burger before work, but that's a big mess so I don't think I'll be flipping patties today.
929ac1 No.18228
Ive been having to deal with a lot of shit and what did I miss.
9c6540 No.18229
>>18228Putin has appointed me as the coolest guy in SFT
e109a7 No.18230
>>18225I'll get it in 16 hours or so. Feel free to drop me a friend request meanwhile, or tell me who you are so I do it myself.
>>18226Try going to some parties. Would be a good start since people arent united there by interests in something, but are more closer to complete strangers.
I hope I formulated this thought understandable…
9c6540 No.18231
>>18230I would if I knew anyone who would invite me to a party. That's kind of the thing. I know nobody right now.
1255e1 No.18232
>>18230I'm Hero in the id thread.
id/habsburgpride
I look forward to some 4p mayhem~
cebc3c No.18233
>check news
>conspiracy involving the freemasons, criminals and parts of the british government and law enforcement
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING
cebc3c No.18234
>>18233Wait fuck, I forgot it's 2015.
052c36 No.18235
>>18215That game looks neat. Pls gib.
>>18228The usual cock sucking.
e109a7 No.18236
>>18231Idk how are music fans there, but rockers here are pretty cool dudes. And girls are cute…
There were even some weeb cosplays. How do I put this… I've got a boner.
>>18232Okay Mr. Hero you've been sent an invite.
1255e1 No.18237
Test!
0dfb45 No.18238
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>>18233GIMME THE INFO!
I could get a job in that sector!
e109a7 No.18239
Have a nice maid.
Goodnight.
052c36 No.18240
>>18237Did it work?
>>18239good night
cf1c3c No.18241
>tells people to buy a game
>pirates almost everything he's played
… Why?
0dfb45 No.18242
Oh god, Im' wrecked.
Gimme something I can shit up.
0d7445 No.18243
>The new 3ds is called New 3ds
af729b No.18244
>>18243Wow have you been living under a rock?
Especially since you're an Aussie. Aussies had it when it came out in Jap.
Don't care regardless I'll get the MH4U Bundle.
0dfb45 No.18245
Who are you, that do not know your history?
0dfb45 No.18246
So, thread is dead, so I'm gonna switch things up a little.
What do you wanna do in your life?
Take it as an ALL YEAR'S RESOLUTION.
Everyone can tell you it's shit, but I'll give you unbiased information to follow your dreems.
I'll tell you mine.
>I want to be useful
>Could not do hosipitality
>Could not be a Door to Door salesman
>NEver had the brains or drive to be a freelance journalist
>So I'mma be a teacher
I give up for the 5 greens, if you up for the challenge, and then I give you the best course towards your history.
You post modern fucks.
cebc3c No.18247
0dfb45 No.18248
Of course people will tell you your life is shit, everyone has their biases and baggage.
So I'll try, my best, to use my knowledge without preference to make NEETs into men.
That or we talk about vidyagames, that's fun too.
0dfb45 No.18249
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>18247Already like this song
Guess who bastardized it?
We are all bastards here.
cebc3c No.18250
>>18249Who bastardized what?
0dfb45 No.18251
>>18250Elephant bastardized the riff to your song.
I forgot the point, but it was along was…
Who are you, thst do not your history?
5bdfbb No.18252
>>18251I think I can kind of hear it, but not too sure. But this stuff happens in music all the time.
Cage the Elephant is my favorite band, so fuck you. 1255e1 No.18253
Hey guys, Setoto is the cutest he fell asleep in a skype call with me what should I dooo
0d7445 No.18254
>>18244Has it? I don't go outside, and I don't play games these days, so I don't know. I only heard the news from an American website.
0d7445 No.18255
>>18244Wait a minute. Are you saying that Aus uses the same format as Japan? Because that's not true. We use PAL.
5bdfbb No.18257
>>18254>>18255Uh, he means the n3DS has been out in Australia already.
3f855c No.18258
Hey /ssft/ what you up to right now? nothing lewd i hope
1255e1 No.18259
18x3=72
have 30
12/6
>>18258Calculating how many aircraft carriers I should make for the inevitable battle in the Pacific.
1255e1 No.18261
>encircling Chang Kai-Shek
>these doomed units in Liangdong
Holy shit
cf1c3c No.18262
>>18258I'm not, but I can't say I don't want to.
7d14d0 No.18263
>>18259>>18261Have fun with encirclement simulator™
sissy boy~ 33066b No.18264
1255e1 No.18265
>tfw this happens>>18263You're the only sissy boy here~
>>18264I had NO idea this was a thing
7d14d0 No.18266
>>18264>directing to dead boards>everpls
>>18265pls Stinku-chan
33066b No.18268
>>18266I didn't even know that place existed. I linked to get your elitism out.
>>18267See above, I'd much rather have civil conversations about games than whatever that is.
7d14d0 No.18269
>>18268>claims to want to have civil conversation about games>immediately tells people who talk about games that he doesn't like that they should leaveplsssss
d8233e No.18270
>>18268>elitismHes talking about his progress in DH and just because you cant understand it doesn't mean its elitist or not civil it just means you are stupid.
9c6540 No.18271
What a long day
33066b No.18272
>>18270Ok you're right hero didn't do anything bad but simu didn't do anything good.
>>18269You and your meme arrows. Why do you use those in every arguement with me?
7d14d0 No.18273
>>18272Because you disprove your own statements every time you try to make a point. Therefore all I have to do is bring up parts of your statement to prove the entire point to be false.
d8233e No.18274
>>18272Simu made a joke how is that wrong?
33066b No.18275
Ok.
I fucked up, raged and posted without a good argument.
I'm sorry.
9c6540 No.18276
I just wanna play videogames with someone with no drama ever, is that possible?
d8233e No.18277
>>18276We've played games together and without drama ever, no?
1255e1 No.18279
>>18278What happened? Are you okay :c
9c6540 No.18280
>>18277True, yeah. Don't let that change.
>>18278I asked you about the rumor to learn your side. Fuck me for wanting to hear about something from both of my friends.
33066b No.18281
If nobody wants drama why talk about it?
Whatever, how was everyone's day?
d8233e No.18282
>>18280Trust me when I say it won't change
>>18281I got drunk missed the Always Sunny season premier got a bit upset but I'm drunk so I can deal with it and watch it later.
0d7445 No.18283
9c6540 No.18284
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Goodnight friends.
1255e1 No.18285
fe26e3 No.18286
>>18284Goodnight
>>18285What's funny?
1255e1 No.18287
>>18286Message me on steam and I'll tell you my best jokes
e109a7 No.18288
Welcome to die!
Hard part of the day starts now. Wish me good luck.
0be8c2 No.18290
Hiroh is the designated pariah of /ssft/
Hey, does anyone here play Soccer Spirits?
0be8c2 No.18291
Hey did 8chan just die for anyone else?
d9fc72 No.18292
>>18291no but you're going to be ded real soon and by that I mean you're going to die and by that I mean you're ded
0be8c2 No.18293
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>>18292Actually 8chan is having DNS issues so it's basically just you and me in this thread right now.
Even poor Gropy can't access the thread.
d9fc72 No.18294
>>18293we'll have to repopulate the board then
d76f13 No.18295
0be8c2 No.18296
>>18294Why did you remove me on skype?
>>18295I will teach you REAL KUNG FU!
d76f13 No.18297
I have had a few drinks
>>18296you can tryyyyy
d9fc72 No.18298
>>18296so that you can add me over steam instead
0be8c2 No.18299
d8233e No.18300
>>18297My Gods a drunk Australian how will Nova win?
0be8c2 No.18302
>>18300Is he a DRUNKEN MASTER?
d76f13 No.18303
>>18300>>18302i've never killed sober before
d76f13 No.18304
so i'm going to america and probably staying with a qt in washington or a qt in virginia or both, (and a slim chance for Illinois but looking like that won't happen) what's some fun stuff to do in america?
i'm happy to travel for a lot on the motorbike i'll buy as long as it's worth it
0be8c2 No.18305
>>18304>what's some fun stuff to do in america? Hang out at the local wal-mart and harass fat people and old people with dementia
d8233e No.18306
>>18302I assume so
>>18304Go to a range and shoot as many guns as you can you might be able to rent full autos to shoot as well.
d9fc72 No.18307
>>18304america was pretty boring when I went there last
0be8c2 No.18308
Do you guys think an expert MMA fighter (an actual fighter, not an overhyped overpayed "celebrity" fighter) could beat an expert Jeet Kune Do practitioner in a fair fight?
d8233e No.18309
>>18308In basic training during combatives training I fought a semi-pro MMA fighter and got my ass kicked.
I also know nothing bout Jeet other then it has to do with Bruce Lee so I will go with Jeet Kune Do
0be8c2 No.18310
>>18309Jeet Kune Do is freeform fighting, and it's more spiritual.
MMA is just a mixture of fighting styles from several origins, but because of that it's also not as strict as any of the fighting styles it borrows from.
It's really hard to judge, since a "master" of Jeet Kune Do would theoretically be able to deflect any attack, but a master of MMA would have working knowledge of Jeet Kune Do to be able to counter that…
I think it would just be an endless battle.
d76f13 No.18311
>>18305but you guys all have guns tha stuff is scary
>>18306oh definitely, might buy a handgun or a shotty while over there too, i'm saving up heaps i plan on staying a while and even longer if work visa is approved
0be8c2 No.18312
>>18311>but you guys all have gunsI don't have a gun.
>>18311>might buy a handgun or a shotty while over there tooYou have no idea how hard it is to actually buy a gun here, do you? Especially for a foreigner.
And good luck getting it through customs.
And if that's a joke, it's in really poor taste. Do you plan to make bad jokes about abortion, too?
d8233e No.18313
>>18310They are very similar from the sounds of it. I think it would come to the physical aspects of the fighter. I am still to ignorant and drunk to say who would win.
>>18311I do believe you need to be a permanent resident to buy a gun in all states and any gun store would deny you during the background check though you could buy one in a face to face sale in certain states technically but you still wouldn't be legally allowed to own the gun or travel. I never really looked up the laws regarding non citizens.
This is why I suggested renting a gun at a range or if whoever you stay with has one shoot that.
0be8c2 No.18314
I dedicate this to the fact that it's so hard for you to dream.
A million heartbeats all around you make it hard to sleep.
It doesn't help you're freezing in your bed, your blankets aren't enough
All you want is someone there, and all you say is: "So what!?"
Love love, kiss kiss… blah blah blah!
You're making me sick! I wish you'd just stop showing off for the rest of us that no one wants to love.
It's hard enough to survive another winter all alone…
Love love, kiss kiss… blah blah blah.
d76f13 No.18315
>>18312i know it varies state to state but the % is far higher than here
depends heavily on the state from what i've looked at and heard
>>18313maybe friend buy for me then, sorry
sorry i'm a bit drunk i might say stuff wrong
0be8c2 No.18316
Well do you find you like to fall in love with people that you're never gonna meet?
It's easier than breaking up and crying in the street.
Do you curse the happy couple? Do you cringe at wedding bells?
Do you drink up all the punch while you wish 'em all to hell?
You can't escape this fatal case of melancholia.
It's in your face, in every place you go… it's stalking you.
There are days when we all say we feel we just can't go on…
But you've felt this way all along.
d8233e No.18317
>>18315State to State laws are extremely different. I live in NY but near the border of Vermont so while a lot of guns are banned here not far away all but suppressors are legal.
No your friend buys for "himself" and you just get to shoot it also nothing wrong with being wrong as long as you can learn from being wrong.
fc967b No.18318
>>18304In Washington, see the sights! In Virginia, see the nature! In Illinois, despair at the post-industrial rust-belt!
How do you get your qts?
0be8c2 No.18319
do you ever feel alone
even when surrounded by other people?
cebc3c No.18320
>>18274Remember when I made a joke?
Eh thats right, double-edged sword little redditor
d8233e No.18321
>>18320Hey I never attacked you for your joke!
d76f13 No.18322
>>18318i don't have them, just good friends that're cute you know? washington seems cool, will sample some weed. won't be the focus but a few joints of some famous strains will be cool
i love nature i live in a semi tropical rainforest and i adore all of it, what kinda nature does virginia have? wildlife stuff is something i really wanna see too
and illinois has it's benefits, i found some people and roads i want to go to there
>>18317that's true
so is ny worth visiting?
0be8c2 No.18323
cebc3c No.18324
>>18321well you're probably still a redditor m8
cebc3c No.18326
>Medieval Engineers announced
Well, i'm mildly interested I suppose, considering I like Space Engineers. I just hope you can go crazy and build unrealistic stuff with medieval tech, like a fuck huge walking catapult and shit
d76f13 No.18327
>>18326Space Engineers is awesome and me sounds cool but focus and finish se first seriously
cebc3c No.18328
>>18327Apparantly they've split into teams and will still be focusing on both games
0be8c2 No.18329
Who here wants to /erp/?
ba1460 No.18330
>>18316>>18319Come on, don't say that…
cebc3c No.18331
>had appointment
>was about to leave
>realize I was looking at the wrong time, and that I missed it already
>call up to explain
>turns out the appointment is tomorrow
Well that would be good but I took a day off work experience for it, and they'll be mad if I take another day off
5efbc4 No.18332
>>18331
>few years back>internship interview>thought it was at 10 am>was at 9 instead>classmate who also applied there got it instead 0dfb45 No.18333
No more drunk posting for me, can't do it anymore; I go nuts. I need like… at least a gallon of tea to get over my hangover anxiety.
So yeah… on with the faggotry.
>>18329My lizard begin to grow.
And spit everywhere.
e109a7 No.18334
Well I'm back.
I now look like Bruce Lee, but I guess he's cool.
cebc3c No.18335
>get Armstrong to less than 5% health
>get hit
I think I almost tore my vocal chords with the scream I made
0dfb45 No.18336
>>18334Can you move like water yet?
>>18335Awww, you'll beat him, don't you worry.
What's the big cheevo called? Plus you should totes put it on your showcase, show that shit off like a trophy.
Oh, sorry about the weird drunken discussion last night, hope I didn't act TOO crazy.
cebc3c No.18337
>>18336Yeah maybe I will eventually but its taking a long fucking time and it's wasting away my time off work.
Why does it matter what the achievement is called? It's not even the hardest one to get in the game which really fucking pisses me off because I know i'll probably have a heart attack or a breakdown if I try getting the hardest one
0dfb45 No.18338
>>18337So I can look it up and see how many people got it.
What would you say is your rarest Steam Achievement?
Or your hardest?
389468 No.18339
>Internet went down last night at home
>Internet still down
>STILL DOWN!!!
>mfw
I sure hope it's back up by the time I get home. I was in the middle of reading Jojo.
052c36 No.18340
>you can follow people on steam now
cebc3c No.18341
>>18338You're Hired, for Metal Gear Rising.
Rarest? That's probably SEGA Super Star in Sanic Kart Transformed
0dfb45 No.18342
>>18341Under the Weather for Killing Floor
But my fave is 'Please Leave Me Alone' for the Basement Collection.
>>18340*stalking intensifies*
0a11fc No.18343
test
ba1460 No.18344
>>18340We want the Facebook audience
cebc3c No.18345
052c36 No.18346
>>18342Stalker, no stalking.
>>18344Shit's so dumb, yo.
0dfb45 No.18347
>>18344I heard that Steam is trying to utilize a streaming thing too.
They got a music thing, facebook thing, they may seem like plebs but they got legit scientists working on ways on getting everyone to use their system.
http://www.valvesoftware.com/publications/2011/ValveBiofeedback-Ambinder.pdfValve are like… the mad scientists of marketing. Could you imagine if Valve bought Oculus instead of Facebook?
0dfb45 No.18348
>>18346Foiled again!
I'll get yo butt next time!
0be8c2 No.18349
>start a race in Sleeping Dogs
>the guy to the left of me immediately guns for the racing flag girl and brutally murders her
>the guy in front of me slams into a streetlight
These guys are pretty unconventional in their racing techniques, I must say.
Not to mention
>tailing Tiffany
>she ignores all the rules of the roads, cuts people off, RUNS PEOPLE OVER, destroys property
There's a joke here to be said about female asian drivers. I'm pretty sure there is at least.
ba1460 No.18350
>>18346No sweat, but I'm scared that this might escalate into something bigger.
>steam weekly offer! Farm ville + 1000 tokens only 20 dollaroos!>>18347I can totally understand the music and stream adds, they are actually useful, but the Facebook integration only makes me fear for the future
>>18347>>18347>>18347 ba1460 No.18351
>>18350>failing at spoilers againThis is my personal meme, please don't copy
0dfb45 No.18352
>>18350Well, say if they're adding in the streaming shit, makes sense to get a 'Follow' thing going.
Wait, they're actually integrating Facebook and not like…. making a knock-off version?
Plus, Virtue's Last Reward is da best.
faafa8 No.18353
>>18350Steam's been able to connect to fb for like years. I understand why you seem concerned but I think the would have done something ng with it by now if the actually had plans.
0dfb45 No.18354
>>18350Plus they already make dosh with hats!
They're smart enough not to go full Zynga.
ba1460 No.18355
>>18352You are a man of taste scanner.
And say what you will of the English dub, but Dio was just a pleasure to listen, even when cursing like a sailor, it just came naturally
ba1460 No.18356
>>18353Ooh! It seems I didn't even noticed, then maybe my worries are without foundation. That's kind of a relief actually
052c36 No.18357
>>18348Good luck with that.
>>18350YES GOOD GOY, SPEND ALL YOUR SHEKELS ON FARMVILLE
0be8c2 No.18358
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kwonboah/don't forget to follow, like, comment, and subscribe
0dfb45 No.18359
>>18355We never got the English dub, being Yuropoor n' all. I can't wait for the next one.
Tried everywhere to find the soundtrack to it because it was that amazing, but turns out it's nigh impossible to obtain in any legal or rational sense.
5efbc4 No.18360
>nothing to do at work all day
>start monster hunter 4 demo
>kicking ass with the greatsword
>5-6 computers come in for repair
Ayy
ba1460 No.18361
>>18358Subscribed ;)
>>18359Getting the OST in any legal way is almost impossible, plus most of the best tracks where taken directly from 9hours 9persons 9doors, so you might want to track that one instead
e109a7 No.18362
>>18360Are you hardware master? I want to make my bad gamepad into hitbox. Is it possible with enough dedication in my brain?
faafa8 No.18363
Fuck, I hate wearing no glasses, I can't see shit.
If only they weren't broken.
cebc3c No.18364
>thought appointment was today so wasted most of my day because I didn't want to get too comfy and miss it
>turns out its tomorrow
>have to get bus into town
>then to work
>then work for a few hours
>then get a bus back into town
>then go to an appointment that'll last around an hour
>then get a bus back to work
>then work some more
>then get a bus back into town
>then get a bus back home
>then have to work on saturday which will be super busy
>then have to work on sunday which will be busy and not all the buses run so I have to walk about a mile of the journey, and currently the weather here is horrible and stormy
>have a day off on monday but also have an appointment then too
I am screaming internally.
0d7445 No.18366
>Islam Happening occurring
>Autumn weather in Summer in Aus
>My gut is in pain from adding too much chilli and jalapeños to tacos
Such an interesting few days.
0dfb45 No.18367
I want a cake taco.
A taco full cake stuff, cookie dough and marshmellows and choco syrup.
>>18366What's the Islam Happening?
Seems it's happening in Lithuania too.
0d7445 No.18368
>>18367You haven't been watching the news? Last week (or it may have been a fortnight) there was that hostage situation by a muslim in Aus. Then, a few days or week ago, there was that Charlie Hebdo thing in France. Now, there's been an islamic attack in Belgium, and there's been a video of a muslim guy in Aus telling all muslims in Australia to go and spill blood. Also, counter marches in Philippines and other countries by muslims against the "Je Suis Charlie" thing.
0dfb45 No.18369
>>18368OH GOD, FRIGHTENED NOW.
Apparently I was told from a friend of mine that this picture got an article pulled in Russia, sorta translates as.
I dunno what is says, something about 'You're a slut, something France, Allah Ackbar', no idea what the shit in the bag is. That or he's just lying.
0d7445 No.18370
>Hotline Miami 2 has been refused classification in Aus
Fucking lol.
0dfb45 No.18371
>>18370Guess the Aussie Government doesn't like hurting people… pansies.
1255e1 No.18372
I'm downloading Dota 2
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0d7445 No.18373
>>18372I hope you're ready to lose friends.
faafa8 No.18374
>>18372That games better than
CS GO but still shitty.
0dfb45 No.18375
>>18372Someone better teach you how to play or else you're gonna get carpet bombed.
Have you ever seen that scene with 'Full Metal Jacket'? With the soap bars in socks?
That's gonna be your first 50 sessions.
1255e1 No.18376
All of my suitemates play League or Dota. It's funny because the ones with a background in League or Dota have a hard time getting into CS:GO, but my suitemates who play CS:GO said it's 'easy' to get into League or Dota.
0dfb45 No.18377
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
To commemorate Hero's fall from grace.
faafa8 No.18378
>>18376Why don't you try something you both are new to? I mean, never done it myself but I assume knowing next to nothing about a game with friends who also know next to nothing about it is more fun than having friends carry you through each game until you don't suck as much.
At least, I don't have fun when you carry me in cs, so I bet I would if you sucked too.
1255e1 No.18379
>>18378I've never played a game of league or dota in my entire life
0dfb45 No.18380
>>18376I'll get into CS:GO later, if you like.
Then you can totes bully me after your potato pounding.
>>18379Oh fuck me, you're gonna get PTSD.
7d14d0 No.18381
>>18378Usually when you only play a game with friends and none of you know anything about the game it takes much longer to get better, kind of like a shield of ignorance. it's a lot quicker to get better at a game when you're playing with and against people who are better, although basic game knowledge is usually needed.
>>18379So do research Stinku-chan!
faafa8 No.18382
>>18381I wasn't talking about how long it would take. I was talking about how much fun it is. I had no fun at all playing with hero in cs, because he was always carrying and I felt like shit making him do everything because I sucked so much. If you all don't know anything, won't the experience be more fun because you're all learning together?
7d14d0 No.18383
>>18382I don't believe so, an experienced player that can give you insight about them mechanics and things like that within the game. Which can help the whole group do much better, and doing well is a lot more fun than losing!
faafa8 No.18384
>>18383Not necessarily. I usually feel bad seeing how good I could be with better players on my team, but if you all suck, there's no examples to show you how bad you could be other than maybe the enemy team. Just knowing about the game doesn't make it fun, I can't tell you how many times I've had fun losing in smash bros when i was younger, and I didn't care because my brothers were playing with me, and none of us knew much about it besides specials and recovering.
7d14d0 No.18386
>>18384I don't know, I just don't find it very fun to be doing badly and having no idea why.
faafa8 No.18387
>>18385Oh my god I can't even watch that without laughing like a dork, how can anyone take those lyrics seriously?
>>18386If you don't know why, can't you just focus on your friends playing? This is given you're actually playing with some, if you aren't I understand how you feel.
0dfb45 No.18388
>>18385For fucks sake, don't you dare try to rope in into a pub.
d9fc72 No.18389
he's american in america, I highly doubt he's going to come to england anytime soon, just like I'm not going to every other place with sluts in
9ebd7b No.18390
7d14d0 No.18391
>>18387If I'm playing with friends that are also clueless focusing on their play won't help much. If I'm playing with friends who are experienced they probably would've already told me what I'm doing wrong by the time I notice it isn't working.
faafa8 No.18392
>>18391You're focusing too much on skill. Like I said, who cares if you're losing if you're having fun? I could start up a game that I suck at, ivite a few friend, and if we all don't know about it, I bet I'd still be having fun because it's with my friends. Score doesn't matter.
7d14d0 No.18393
>>18392I'm very used to a lot of talking and distracting me from how bad I'm doing which cheers me up. Generally people who I add/add me from /sft/ aren't willing to voice chat with me, so I compensate by only playing games that I'm decent at with them.
faafa8 No.18394
>>18393Probably because you don't ask to voiceIf you understand my point why are we even discussing this?
7d14d0 No.18395
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>>18394I doI assumed that you wanted to have civil conversation like you always claim to, guess I was wrong.
faafa8 No.18396
>>18395Honestly, I thought it was civil, I just don't see the point in talking any more if neither I nor you have to say anything on the matter. It just makes everything boring.
cebc3c No.18397
Should I get Mario Kart 8 for £30.65 or Super Mario 3D World for £31.84 or just get TheatRhythm Curtain Call for £14.95 and save the rest of the money?
7d14d0 No.18398
>>18396Well if you find conversation boring it's not exactly much of a mystery why you have such a hard time doing it.
af729b No.18399
>>18397I assume SM3DW is boring alone.
>Yayoi faafa8 No.18400
>>18398I misspoke, I meant the conversation we are/were having. It's boring now because we aren't talking about anything besides you trying to make jabs at my incompetence. I've had civil ones with others before and I wasn't bored.
>>18397Mario Kart, because maybe, if you buy enough, they might just possibly make a new f zero.
7d14d0 No.18401
>>18400Can you point out any times that I took jabs other than when you dismissed the conversation for being "boring"?
>>18399>pic related faafa8 No.18402
>>18401I don't know why I have to, I thought I placed enough hints to say that I really don't want to continue, because I know exactly where this is going if we keep it up.
7d14d0 No.18403
>>18402Placing a false claim of me taking jabs at you isn't so much a hint as a straight up lie.
faafa8 No.18404
>>18403Ok now I'll just say it: I don't want to keep talking to you, would you mind stopping? This isn't going to do any good if we continue.
cebc3c No.18405
Someday I want to get a nice country home with a few acres of land, and a great big cute fluffy dog!
Maybe a Saint Bernard, maybe an Alaskan Malamute, or maybe something else; there's plenty of time to decide
0d7445 No.18406
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>>18405Same, but minus the dog. Well, maybe if it's a labrador.
cebc3c No.18407
>>18404Wow, that's a very rude way to talk to someone, Water. If you want to make friends you shouldn't have so many silly rules.
>>18406>hating dogsLiterally reddit. Hugging a big ball of affectionate fur is lovely
9c5fde No.18408
>in the hall ways
>girls walking by
>one of them says "Check your privilege"
I think it was said jokingly, but I'm not sure how to feel about this.
0d7445 No.18409
>>18407I dislike how unpredictable dogs behave. They have no notion of personal-space. I much prefer horses; much more calm and peaceful creatures.
faafa8 No.18410
>>18407I'm just worried it might turn into an argument, I've had many with him and they started in similar ways, so I'm just making sure nothing happens.
0dfb45 No.18411
>>18408I can up one over you
>Cousin is on Steam>He has retarded bio>from 'Toktogul, Jalal-Abad, Kyrgyzstan'>'◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼Sorry, I've dropped my bag of doritos ▲ ► ▼ ◄'>The faggot actually wears a fedora and hides his full face in a trench coat>Thought I taught him better>This is what you get when your Aunt cottles you. 0dfb45 No.18412
>>18405I want a trailer in the desert.
Or a microhome in the whitest American cauldesac.
cebc3c No.18413
>>18410Oh shit well that's a fair point too. Really it's so hard to know what to do about you folk…
>>18409Not all dogs are unpredictable, they can be trained.
Besides, a bit of unpredictability can be fun (when it's not dangerous) and …. personal space? Really? That's the gayest fucking concept that weak white boys have ever came up with.
>>18412Hm, why a trailer in the desert? Might be a bit dry and empty
0dfb45 No.18414
>>18413Pros:
It's empty, pretty, you get weird things living there, the nights are probably beautiful.
Cons: Empty, no fucking cornershops, constant swampass, better get gasoline for generator.
I always liked Slab City near California, or the Nevada Desert near Las Vegas. Plus, I don't need much space, just a bed, somewhere to cook and shit.
7d14d0 No.18415
>>18410Maybe the arguments start due to how rude you become as conversation goes on.
9c5fde No.18416
0d7445 No.18417
052c36 No.18418
MvM is a silly game mode.
3f855c No.18420
Anyone wants to videogames?
9c6540 No.18421
>>18420Gonna play csgo, do you want to join?
851801 No.18422
>>18418Don't you have to pay to do real MvM?
and yeah, it's super silly 052c36 No.18423
>>18422Yeah. I found a custom server though that gives you basically infinite money, so you can buy all the upgrades and be op as fuck. It also has the dice roll thing implemented. I got no clip a couple times and flew into the skybox for giggles. Couldn't get out though for obvious reasons.
9c5fde No.18424
>>18423That sounds pretty neat. Too bad I stopped playing TF2 a while ago.
834d3c No.18426
Just got back from easting, how is everyone?
834d3c No.18427
3f855c No.18428
>>18426pretty oki, booting up some OJ, wanna join?
851801 No.18429
>friend buys me 8 half pound reese's cups
I think he's trying to kill me
It's going to work
3f855c No.18431
>>18429Sweetest way to die
Remember to thank him~
851801 No.18432
>>18431Will do!
And my only regret is that I don't have any milk to enjoy this with
052c36 No.18433
>>18424>tfw I had 11 dispensers last round 9c5fde No.18434
>>18429>>18432Don't worry! We'll just chop your foot off!
I might have to read this.
>>18433Is that a thing in MvM? It's been a while since I played it.
34270b No.18436
So obvious new guy to /ssft/ being an obvious new guy right now.
Not sure if I get the point of this board, what do you weebs do here.
052c36 No.18437
>>18434No, it's a thing in the server I was playing. One of the dice rolls is "spawn 5 dispensers". I got it twice. There's also one for "spawn 5 sentries".
>>18436Shitpost and talk about our days, I guess.
9c6540 No.18438
>>18436Talk about bullshit I guess.
34270b No.18439
>>18437>>18438Oh, I guess I like shitposting and bullshit. But i'm not sure about the whole pretending to be a little anime girl thing.
834d3c No.18440
>>18439Not all of us do that, some of us are just really faggy. You'll find some good folk here though
fc967b No.18441
>>18439Well if you namefag or whatever, we'll make sure to drop the cutesy act. It's more of a meme than anything, and most people have a mental on/off switch for that stuff.
052c36 No.18442
>>18439What are you, a faggot? I bet you kiss girls.
9c6540 No.18443
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>>18439Eeverything is better as a cute anime girl, anon
34270b No.18444
>>18441Oh I know, I was making a joke about it. I don't like to namefag because it is out of place on most boards.
>>18442I kiss so many girls, sometimes we even hold hands.
>>18443Agree to disagree, I like my jojo as is.
851801 No.18445
>>18444>holding handsWE GOT A CRAZY GUY OVER HERE, OH SHIT
fc967b No.18446
>>18444I knew it was you! Whenever someone says 'hi I'm new' it's ALWAYS the most recent post in the ID thread.
You don't seem to have dat CS:GO but I'll play RO with you, ya cheeky bastard.
34270b No.18447
>>18446It's not like I was hiding it, and this board is slow enough that it's pretty obvious. I actually do have CS:GO, just havn't been playing it lately. Send me an invite if you want.
>>18445I apologize for nothing.
98f806 No.18448
>>18444>I kiss so many girlsGet outta here.
fc967b No.18449
>>18447
>Send me an invite if you want.Way to put the ball in my court! I'm playing some Rance, I will in a bit, unless you wanted to now?
834d3c No.18450
Too many people to message at once so goodnight everyone. Sleep well when you do.
34270b No.18451
>>18448Maybe later
>>18449I can't think of any good basketball puns right now, and that upsets me.
Whenever is fine, i'm not going to sleep any time soon.
fc967b No.18452
>>18451Oh? Where do you live? It's 2AM on the Best Coast.
0be8c2 No.18453
Somebody recommend some mobile (android) games pls.
Soccer Spirits is all I have right now, but nobody will play with me.
0ff49e No.18454
tfw close friend probably killed himself and i have no way of knowing/getting in contact of him nor can i find anything on his death other than what his syster sent me over skype
34270b No.18455
>>1845211:19 PM PST, just moved here and jetlagged to all hell still.
0be8c2 No.18456
>>18454>>18454Kill yourself with them
fc967b No.18457
>>18455Goddamn, you're three hours back. You a Cali guy?
af729b No.18458
>>18453Plants vs Zombies 2.
1 was better though
34270b No.18459
>>18457Wrong, hanging out in Oregon now.
fc967b No.18460
>>18459
>Cascadiasaved yourself my scorn for worst coasters cebc3c No.18462
So, i've got a hard choice on my hands.
Do I go and do unpaid work as well as go to an appointment, therefore making my day looooong because I'll have to travel from work to the appointment, and then back to work etc, or do I stay at home ready for my Wii U to arrive (but still go to the appointment)?
cebc3c No.18463
>>18436Not much. Half the people here have shit taste in everything, the other half can't hold a conversation worth a damn. Besides, "half" is being generous.
98f806 No.18464
>>18462Do you need to be at home for your WiiU? If not, go do the first option.
cebc3c No.18465
>>18464Well I might need to be home, pretty sure it'll need to be signed for considering it's a £170 parcel.
Besides, why would I do the first? I could either be out pretty much all day for no pay (when I feel tired already) or I could just have fun at home and go to the appointment without having to rush or be stressed
98f806 No.18466
>>18465Wait, what is the unpaid work? Just your normal job, but unpaid?
cebc3c No.18467
>>18466No, just work experience.
0be8c2 No.18468
>tfw my sleep schedule is ruined forever and on top of that I'll never get a job
98f806 No.18469
>>18467If the work experience will actually help your career prospects, you should go to it. Why not just call in sick to the work experience?
98f806 No.18470
>>18469Ignore the first sentence. I was rewriting.
cebc3c No.18471
>>18469Well i've already done it for over a month now, and all i'm doing there now is just tidying up the aisles. I'm not learning anything new
cebc3c No.18472
>Wii U is in my town and on it's way here
cebc3c No.18473
>Wii U is in my town
>getting closer and closer to being here
HYPE
cebc3c No.18474
af729b No.18475
>>18472Enjoy your dead console. I should really play the Hyrule warrios dlc
cebc3c No.18476
af729b No.18477
>>18476It's true.
>No MonHun 4u on WII-U for co op>No great online games>Mostly local only cebc3c No.18478
>>18477I don't care too much about multiplayer, and who knows, maybe MonHun4u will come to Wii U eventually
1255e1 No.18479
>consoles
af729b No.18480
0be8c2 No.18481
>>18476Unless you're a nintendo fanboy and you plan to buy all the new iterations of the mario games, it's kind of a worthless console.
And just as a smash4 console alone..? Nothing justifies that price.
Frankly the most I used my Wii U for was for looking at hentai on the gamepad in bed.
cebc3c No.18482
>>18479Oh fuck off redditor. "xD le pc master race ftw" is a reddit meme. Not like you have good taste in games anyway.
>>18480I dunno, it's possible. I just imagine they'd want to wait a bit, instead of releasing them close together like they did with Smash.
>>18481I'm not a Nintendo fanboy, and I've thought long and hard about it. I'm not going to take advice from valvedrones anyway
5efbc4 No.18483
>>18482Well maybe they will release it in a year.
I'd rather have
Frontier or Online in the best. If I said that in /v/ I'd be dead now.
0be8c2 No.18484
>>18482>valvedronesBut I chiefly play fighting games, roguelikes, and JRPGs…
and I hate the half life series and I haven't considered TF2 to be a "good" game since ~6 months after its release.
af729b No.18487
Anyone want to hunt a Gore Magala on the demo later today/tonight?
9ebd7b No.18488
>mfw playing against an obvious wallhacker in csgo
ffs
7fec95 No.18489
Why does no one message me first, why can't I get a senpai to notice me…
cebc3c No.18491
>got a Wii U
>can't decide what to play
>the one game I really want to play right now isn't here and hasn't even been dispatched yet
>accidentally ordered another game
0dfb45 No.18492
File: 1421439929588.jpg (161.86 KB, 773x900, 773:900, 59db6a30109deeb6d249312ea0….jpg)

I NOW KNOW FIRST-AID!
If you pass out drunk, I'm the guy who can help you!
Oh, and in case you're like… dying and stuff till the ambulance comes.
d8233e No.18493
>>18492I have Combat Lifesaver training so uh I could stabilize you till a real medic come if you get shot or something.
Also save me right now I got drunk last night despite being sick and now I feel a hundred times worse.
0dfb45 No.18494
>>18493Vitamins C, B, Glucoze and chili sauce.
And lots of sleep. That's how I do.
d8233e No.18495
>>18494I can't really sleep only just laying down feeling like crap hopefully I wont die.
9ebd7b No.18496
>>18493Lot's of salty n greasy food and some fanta to drink. Always helps
0dfb45 No.18497
>>18495Vidyagames help too, distract you and stuff.
d8233e No.18498
>>18496That sounds awful
>>18497I guess I'll give that a shot
9ebd7b No.18499
>>18498It's good and it works!
98f806 No.18500
>>18498Do you prefer sweet foods?
d8233e No.18501
>>18499If I was just hungover sure I'd do it but I am also sick and I tried to eat some pizza earlier and I just couldn't get past one bite.
>>18500As long its not too sweet
0dfb45 No.18502
>>18501Back, I knew some people drink gravy if they can't eat.
If I can't eat, I just go for soup or ramen.
9c6540 No.18503
>guy agrees to cover my shift tonight
>changes his mind last minute
Mother fucker probably just wants to go get drunk with his friends instead of work
9c6540 No.18504
>>18503Okay, got him to go in. You can't change your mind last minute about something agreed on over a week ago.
cebc3c No.18505
suck my dick faggots
0dfb45 No.18506
>>18504Time to get drunk!
Well, I can't, but you sure can!
>>18505I already got lockjaw trying to eat my super burger though.
1255e1 No.18507
Who do you wish you were?
0dfb45 No.18508
>>18507A cute slime boy.
I fucking kid, I wish I was twice as awesome.
af729b No.18510
>>18507I wish I was this guy.
Or someone's boyfriend.
e66345 No.18511
>>18507Probably some girls. So this place would be less gay that is.
98f806 No.18512
>>18507I'm happy being me.
0dfb45 No.18514
Anyone ever played Death SKidmark?
Even on easy mode, it's hard.
0dfb45 No.18516
>>18515Slaughter and laughter!
More gore!
My fun begins where your life ends!
I'm gonna put the homo in HOMEOSTASIS!
I WILL FUCK OUT YOUR BLOOD!
Yeah, I know that feel.
9c6540 No.18519
d76f13 No.18520
butt
9c5fde No.18522
These things happen sometimes.
052c36 No.18523
I'm still bad at video games.
052c36 No.18525
>>18524I watched several episodes of milky holmes though. I dropped it like halfway through, but I did watch it.
9c5fde No.18526
>>18523Aren't we all?
>>18524Does anyone even do that?
1255e1 No.18527
>>18525Me too. I hear the first and second are good (or get good), but the third sucks.>>18526Have you watched Nichijou? 052c36 No.18528
>>18526Wanna be bad at video games together?
>>18527I have no idea which one I watched, but I assume the 3rd one because Milky and her friends were already famous and the story was centered around some random cunts in high school or something.
9c5fde No.18529
>>18527Pffffttttt…
possibly.>>18528Can't we instead try to get good at video games together?
1255e1 No.18530
Recommend me an anime to watch while I eat my ramyeon, or else I'll be forced to keep reading some manga ;w;
052c36 No.18532
>>18529You can get good at video games?
>>18530Non Non Biyori. I haven't watched it yet myself, but it's on muh backlog.
1255e1 No.18533
>>18532My ex loves NNB, I watched some of it when we met up a while back. I should give it a watch!
9c5fde No.18534
>>18532I…think so? You beat all those bosses, right?
052c36 No.18535
>>18533Have fun.
>>18534I haven't actually played in about a week. I've been on a break to make sure I don't burn myself out on it. I'm still at 7/13 bosses killed.
9c5fde No.18536
>>18535Well at least that means you are still halfway or so. I haven't played video games for a bit as well. A week I think.
052c36 No.18537
>>18536I've been playing hat fortress the past couple days. I had some interesting times.
>had 11 dispensers at one point>played in a skybox>got a 10 killstreak with rock paper scissors 9c5fde No.18538
>>18537Custom servers are always fun. I never played enough of them unfortunately. I don't really feel like playing TF2 either.
cebc3c No.18541
S-so anyone got a Wii U that would add me?
I've got Smash and I'll probably get Mario Kart 8 soon
af729b No.18542
>>18541I only have MK8, Hyrule Warriors and Monhun
cebc3c No.18543
>>18542Oh, does Hyrule Warriors have online multiplayer too?
I ordered it from ebay but so far I haven't heard anything from the seller; I hope he doesn't cancel it or something
af729b No.18544
>>18543Not really. It has a linked gamemode for offline but I never tried it.
0be8c2 No.18546
>>18541I'll add you, but I'll only keep you on my friend list if you can win best out of 3 with For Glory rules against me.
And I gotta warn you, I'm pretty much THE BEST.
9c5fde No.18549
>>18546>THE BESTThose are fighting words. I'm sure you suck.
851801 No.18551
>>18541I'd love to, but I've gotta go back to college this weekend and I'm not bringing it with me so I wouldn't be able to play until I get back!
cebc3c No.18552
>>18546Oh, well… when? I'll need time to prepare, i'm not exactly good. You shouldn't have such bully rules anyway…
>>18549Literally reddit: the post
>>18551Why not bring it with you? My friends student house when he was at uni was full of vidya and tech
98f806 No.18554
>>18521I-is that you?
>>18532Non Non Biyori is really nice. At first, I was hesitant to watch it, due to the good reviews, but I finished it a week ago, and I loved it. Very relaxing and enjoyable show.
>>18552How'd your appointment go?
af729b No.18555
>>18552
>Bully rulesFor fun fucking sucks. RNG item drops are bullshit.
9c5fde No.18556
>>18554You were hesitant to watch something because it was well-liked? I kind of understand where you're coming from, but this doesn't seem like something to worry about as such.
98f806 No.18558
>>18556A lot of media with high ratings tend to be over-rated.
9c5fde No.18559
>>18558Yeah that's where I thought you were going with it, but I feel like this wouldn't necessarily be the case with a show like Non Non Biyori.
I only take that into consideration if it's so popular even normies know about such things.
0dfb45 No.18562
Hello dudes.
I remember playing the New Smash Bros and remembering how unyielding the Wii-U remote was. Mind you, I was drunk and salty at the time, kept losing.
cebc3c No.18563
>>18562Eh I've gotta agree, the controller is pretty odd. I'm trying to get used to it.
My main problem other than the size of it, is the position of the right analog stick. I'd just find it a lot more comfy if it was below the face buttons instead of above
34270b No.18564
Anyone up to play fistful of frags?
d9bd42 No.18565
>>18546>bragging about being good at Smash4Come back when you know how to wavedash, please.
0be8c2 No.18566
WHY IS NOBODY POSTING
052c36 No.18573
>>18566I'm watching my weebshit and eating diner.
d9bd42 No.18575
>>18571Lauging at meleefags is like laughing at those who prefer their steaks medium-rare, or people who prefer to play on PC. Apply yourself.
d9bd42 No.18577
>>18576That's ok too. I personally prefer regular rare but that's just me.