009f24 No.20264[Last 50 Posts]
Steam Friends General NEO #33
"A BOMB?!?" Edition
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Old Thread:
>>19448Let the arguing commence.
61cabc No.20266
99bddf No.20267
>>20264First thread youve ever made?
99bddf No.20269
>>20266How much, and how do you know? What has been said between you two?
c1b286 No.20270
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
fuck off?
61cabc No.20271
>>20269He cares alot, because I've known him for months
009f24 No.20272
>>20271Oh man, that probably made you feel pretty shitty. I'm sorry. Anything I can help with?
99bddf No.20273
>>20271Ok but knowing someone for months alone doesn't mean its going to make someone be in love with you.
61cabc No.20274
>>20273But I know he does.
It's just his response that worries me.
99bddf No.20275
bef289 No.20277
It even rained on the day I was born.
61cabc No.20278
>>20277YOU WERE THE LIGHTNING IN THAT RAIN
99bddf No.20279
>>20277I love the rain. It rarely ever rains here these days.
009f24 No.20280
>>20277Rain's cool though. I prefer it to normal weather.
bef289 No.20281
>friends making friends with my enemiesI don't like this.
>>20278I am lighting! The rain transformed!
>>20279>>20280It's cool when you don't have to walk outside or drive in it. Especially if it's pouring.
009f24 No.20282
>>20281I don't know how to drive, but walking in it is fun up until you get soaked.
82e7aa No.20283
99bddf No.20284
>>20281If I had the right gear, I could walk in it for hours.
61cabc No.20285
>>20279>>20280>>20281
>All these plebs not getting it 009f24 No.20286
>>20285Getting what? Sorry, I'm bad at jokes.
bef289 No.20287
>>20282>>20284I find it only nice to listen to. I hate getting soaked myself. I guess driving in it can be relaxing, but it just makes it more dangerous too.
>>20283Next time Baxel, next time.
>>20285But I just said another…oh never mind!
82e7aa No.20288
009f24 No.20289
82e7aa No.20290
009f24 No.20291
>>20290Oh. I guess i didn't get it because the cut scenes sorta morphed altogether and i really didn't pay much attention because it wasn't interesting.
bef289 No.20292
009f24 No.20293
>>20292Oh yeah that part.
Still the 2nd worst metal gear though bef289 No.20294
009f24 No.20295
>>20294No? I'm talking about 4
2=1>3>4>PW
bef289 No.20297
>>20295Sorry, I was asking what you thought the second worse MG was.
009f24 No.20298
>>20297Ooooh. Well I thought I made it clear but it's 4 for me, but I won't hate other opinions.
bef289 No.20299
>>20298Whoops, messed up again! I meant to say that I meant to ask what you thought was your first worse MG. Not your second.
009f24 No.20300
>>20299Ah ok. Either PW or PO. I really didn't like the psp games.
db0212 No.20301
MGS2>MGS3>PW>MGS1>MGS4
009f24 No.20302
>>20301Why is 1 so low? Was it the backtracking?
db0212 No.20303
>>20302Mostly, yes, and without all the backtracking the game would be very short as well. It's by no means a bad game though.
My biggest gripe with MGS4 was the immense amount of pandering. It's a good gam-.. movie in its own right, still.
009f24 No.20304
>>20303I feel the story in 1 really made up for the little amounts of gameplay, but it did backtrack like crazy, so I understand your point.
I completely agree with 4, I honestly would have put it lower if I liked PW and PO more.
3c72dd No.20305
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So is Audrey the best girl or what?
Aiko is best WOMAN
99bddf No.20306
3c72dd No.20307
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>>20306Given the tone of the game I'm pretty fucking surprised that's not an option.
99bddf No.20308
>>20307Well how else could you pretend or have them be pure?
94d0e5 No.20309
>>20264I wish my old friends could return…
232944 No.20310
>>20307Does this game seriously have catgirls? I might pirate it.
>>20164I remember them. I don't know if they still exist in Aus. We still have phone sex commercials, though.
009f24 No.20311
>>20310I haven't finished it, I pirated too, but I think it's near the end and it's only one.
99bddf No.20312
>>20309I wish my old friends liked me as much as they used to.
61cabc No.20313
>4 hours of crazy G rank end game monster hunting
Feels good, kinda late though.
3c72dd No.20314
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>>20310>>20311Buy a goldfish in the gift shop, find a girl who's chilling in the park, throw the fish away and bounce.
She'll stop you and ask you if she can have the fishie, then ask you to be her master because she doesn't want to be a stray.
She'll live in your room from that point onward.
232944 No.20315
>>20314Can you do "stuff" with her? And by "stuff" I mean love her and nurture her.
61cabc No.20316
3c72dd No.20317
>>20315If you want that, you're better off getting Nekopara.
You can answer kitty quizzes, ask her questions about her breast size, and do puzzle-based dating and then sex with her.
3c72dd No.20318
>>20316>play as female>none of the girls are covered in vanilla ice cream in their CGsEverybody wins.
94d0e5 No.20319
Did any new people I could play XRD with arrive?
It's boring and lonely.
3c72dd No.20320
>>20319Maybe if you unblock me on steam.
94d0e5 No.20321
>>20320Will you keep on messaging me at 4 AM on weekdays confessing eternal love?
3c72dd No.20322
>>20321I never confessed eternal love, baka.
Also I don't know what your time zone is and I don't respect time anyway, I'll message whoever the fuck I want at any time of day and if they're too stupid to log off or turn their sound off that's THEIR damn fault!
94d0e5 No.20323
>>20322You are right. Part "eternal" is absent.
So you'll keep on doing that?
Okay, unblocked.
bef289 No.20324
>>20322>>20323Wow, what a hoe.
3c72dd No.20325
>>20324I GET NEEDY SOMETIMES
WHAT THE FUCK OF IT!?
3c72dd No.20326
>>20323>Okay, unblocked.
>ERROR ADDING FRIENDWHY CAN'T I ADD YOU GODDAMN
99bddf No.20327
>>20323I think thats sweet but I dont know the context. That alone though is adorable :)
bef289 No.20328
>>20325>>20326Only hoes get needy.
3c72dd No.20329
>>20328Shut the fuck up, skank. At least I'm not some anime-addicted fucking weeaboo, damn.
I've never watched any one anime in its entirety.
besides Inuyasha bef289 No.20330
>>20329It's better to be addicted to anime than to be a needy hoe.
3c72dd No.20331
>>20330Bitch are you looking to make a fucking scene? Because I can make a fucking scene!
bef289 No.20332
>>20331I bet you can, hoe. I bet it will be a scene only a hoe can make too. A scene of hoes, with you as the main hoe.
3c72dd No.20333
>>20332Whatever skank, so what if I'm a hoe? At least I get what I want at the end of the day and all you get is more fucking anime.
But I guess that's all you want in life, isn't it?
Fucking weeb.
94d0e5 No.20334
>>20332Quit talking shit about my Nova.
Only I am allowed to talk shit about my Nova!
bef289 No.20335
>>20333Doesn't seem like you get what you want if you constantly get blocked by others, hoe. Hoes don't get what they want, because people get tired of hoes. People like you ain't nothing but hoes and tricks.
Just kidding. I just feel the need to rag on someone for a bit to bring my spirits up. Sorry.>>20334How sweet, you've grown so affiliated to them. But I'm just joking. Though I can go for you next if you want.
3c72dd No.20336
>>20334You can only talk shit because you're full of it.
bef289 No.20338
>>20337I'd be a mega bitch too after playing a game full of mega bitches.
3c72dd No.20339
>>20338Just going fucking ballistic on somebody is so cathartic, it's amazing. I love it.
94d0e5 No.20340
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>>20335He reminds me of my old friend, so of course I love him. Sorry, I can't really give you the pleasure of bullying me since I will be leaving back right after tonight.
e75e5a No.20341
I'm home!
232944 No.20342
>>20341Yo. Did you have fun wherever you went?
3c72dd No.20343
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>>20340Bullied? You deserve to be straight up tossed into a ditch for being such a flake.
First you're all "oh, I want to play Guilty Gear!" and then you're all "ohhh you said you love me~ I'm so flattered Nova-chan~" and this whole fucking time you've just been playing blazblue.
Not even Chronophantasma either, fucking CSE.
How are you even posting here if you're playing a fighting game? Do combos take that long? Are you getting your ass beat THAT BAD?
FUCKING PLAY A GAME WITH ME DAMN
94d0e5 No.20344
>>20343Dude, fuck CP, I hate it.
> Do combos take that long?Well I don't know, I got hit once and it doesn't stop, let's just play meanwhile.
bef289 No.20345
>>20339Maybe, maybe just a little bit. Sometimes it's good.
>>20340That's a weird reason to love someone. You'll be doing what now?
e75e5a No.20346
>>20342Hi! Yes! Lots of fun actually, we eat good food we made yourself, then played drinking games and then danced alot!
I even passed out in a bed with 2 other guys and spooned for 10mins trying to relax :3
bef289 No.20347
Enjoy your night you lovely lonely bastards.
94d0e5 No.20348
>>20345Oh yes, weird, I know, but I don't hide it. I just fell in love with that type of people, and I can't really contain it.
Gonna play XRD with this unique specimen for now and then probably go off and die for 8 hours.
009f24 No.20349
Fuck not again. Goodbye for like a few hours sft.
bef289 No.20350
>>20348This is going to be one of those weird relationships where one or both people keep deleting the other constantly and then add the other back at some point.
Been in those too much. Not looking for them again.
94d0e5 No.20351
>>20350Sometimes I need a little psychopathy in my life. He upkeeps needed balance, you know.
3c72dd No.20352
>>20350Will you be my bf?
I need more than one, you know.
94d0e5 No.20353
Kawaii girl and I'm out.
3c72dd No.20354
>>20353Chubby girls can be cute, too.
e75e5a No.20355
>>20354I'm a chubby girl ;_;
3c72dd No.20356
>>20355Yeah, YOU GO, "GIRL"!!
232944 No.20357
The trap fantasy is always so much better than the reality.
3c72dd No.20358
>>20357p much, but I saw a pretty damn good one on
chaturbate the other day
ngl she was a legit t-girl and probably started HRT before she even hit puberty which is super fucking rare
plus genetics can fuck over even cis scum bitches. I know a chick that can grow a full mustache if she doesn't shave it off, it's pretty insane.
e75e5a No.20359
>>20356Thanks! That guy reminds me of how I look lel
>>20357No, people are just expecting to much and have way to high standards, boys irl are qt, even if they are super feminine.
3c72dd No.20360
>>20359this is me irl (some day!)
1a795d No.20361
>>20356I would demolish your boypussy if you weren't such a blatant shitposter.
I take personality over looks any day.
3c72dd No.20362
>>20361I shitpost for funzies on message boards DUDE, I don't fuckin shitpost and scream memes at people over steam.
I'd post steam chat logs but there's client disclosure to worry about, I don't wanna be stepping on any more toes than I have to (unless it turns out to be really fun, I guess)
1a795d No.20363
>>20362>implying you don'tBut anyways, you are right. Saving steam chat logs is something I find vile as fuck, specially personal shit or something like that. Even if doing it for le the lulz
It reminds me of when niggas would leak comprising messenger logs, which happened to me
3c72dd No.20364
>>20363I only share chat logs when I get in an argument with a dumb bitch and I need to talk about them behind their back, so I'm on the level.
You can trust me.
afd31c No.20365
>>20356Is that really you?
3c72dd No.20366
>>20365What do you think, dingus?
61cabc No.20367
1a795d No.20368
>>20366This kind of pictures creep the shit out of me.
Its like QUALITY in real life…
61cabc No.20369
>>20368You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
e75e5a No.20371
[04:57:40] Nova: dude I am literally watching a dude jerk off RIGHT NOW
[04:58:06] Gropy: LOL LIVE?!
[04:58:10] Gropy: Thats disgusting yoo
[04:58:23] Nova: yeah!
[04:58:58] Gropy: Okay, you're legit a homo wtf.
I think I should sleep now lel
Why am I to disgusting for making this happen to me ;_;
3c72dd No.20372
>>20370>>20371whore I am RIGHT HERE
if I wanted this posted in the thread I'd fucking post it myself
un-fucking-cool
e75e5a No.20373
>>20372If you're willing to share with me, why not everyone?
3c72dd No.20374
>>20373WOAH, SLUT ARGUMENT DETECTED
e75e5a No.20375
>>20374I've talked to you twice before today, if you were willing to share with me something like that. Youll be open to share it with everyone, you're the slut.
3c72dd No.20376
>>20375I'm only a slut on the internet.
That's why I had to fucking tape over the lens on my webcam. I can't have that temptation.
There are legit nudes of me out there tho
e75e5a No.20377
>>20376I-I don't even know what to say, people call me a slut for flirting a bit with people sometimes. But I would barely go as far as to webcam with anyone besides if I found soemone special.
Good to see you agree with being a slut tho, hopefully people will see im not one >:T
1a795d No.20378
>>20376>TFW my pictures of body and face are still on cute boysGood luck finding who I am through ~
3c72dd No.20379
>>20378Shut up double-slut I've seen your dick
>>20377I'm only slutty on the internet because I don't respect myself or my body and I feel super disconnected and shit.
IRL I hate other people looking directly at me or touching me unless I'm super comfortable with them, and even then I still don't like being touched.
e75e5a No.20380
>>20379>I'm only slutty on the internet because I don't respect myself or my body and I feel super disconnected and shit.That doesn't make sense tho, you're a slut because you dislike yourself? Wouldnt it be normal to slut yourself because someone knows they are good(looking)? Most people who are unhappy about their bodies(like myself) keep it to themself.
1a795d No.20381
>>20379You sure?~
Was it really mine?~
3c72dd No.20382
>>20380You couldn't possibly understand so just stop trying
>>20381touche douche
e75e5a No.20383
>>20381A penis is a penis, I'm sure he likes it no matter who it was.
>>20382Sure!
Guess i'll go to sleep since this is getting into the slut hour.
3c72dd No.20384
>>20383I don't even like penises, I just like to make other people be stupid sluts so I feel better about myself.
1a795d No.20385
>>20384That doesn't make much sense.
Then again nothing you do makes it so why bother searching for it in you?
3c72dd No.20387
I'm sorry for killing the thread.
232944 No.20388
9c8a7f No.20389
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52b76f No.20390
>nearly done with my duties at work
>accidentally pull on a rack and move it forward all of an inch, slowly
>around 13 glass bottles fall off the back and shatter all over the floor
So this is what life is like for a cute yet clumsy anime girl
1a795d No.20391
>>20390Nope, because clumsy anime girls don't have to pay up for their mess~
ce6e76 No.20392
'sup dead thread
009f24 No.20393
>>20391 you didn't want to sleep either? 52b76f No.20394
>>20391I'm probably not going to have to. We go through a lot of waste thanks to accidents each day. If I do, well, there goes about $25 or so.
232944 No.20395
>>20394good thing you don't buy games, right?
009f24 No.20396
>>20395He has over 200 on steam. I think thats what most of his money goes towards
52b76f No.20397
>>20395>tfw no expenses >tfw spend money how I want>saving up half of my paycheck each time>>20396I do a lot of things with my money
1a795d No.20398
>>20393I'm trying but no luck…
>>20394Damn, you got lucky with such a nice boss. When I used to work in a store, you had to pay for every single mistake you did, with 150% its price "in order to force you to be more careful next time"
52b76f No.20399
>>20398Some shit you can't help or predict. Like I had no idea the shelf would budge and all that stuff was leaning against the wall and would just fall.
1a795d No.20400
>>20399Well, be more careful next time grill. Don't rely on cuteness to get off troubles to much.
>saving up half my paycheck every time I'm beyond jelly. Living alone eats up your cash like no tomorrow. Saving 300 at a week is the best I can do, and that's if I starve myself almost to death.
52b76f No.20401
>>20400I guess I will be, honestly it could have been much worse, I could have accidentally tipped the whole thing over or something!
I'd love to live alone but it's just impossible for me. I'd need a roommate, and I don't know anyone who'd do that right now. Even if I did, it would bring on unnecessary expenses. My dad told me I should put away $10 each paycheck into a 401k/ROTH and I think I might do that. By the time I retire I'll be able to buy myself a fighter jet or move to somewhere nice!
bef289 No.20404
>tfw been taking my figurines out of their boxes for once to put around my desk>>20403Thanks again Banana!
232944 No.20405
82e7aa No.20407
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e75e5a No.20408
>>20407Thats fucking gay yoo.
82e7aa No.20409
>>20408whatcha gon do about it?
61cabc No.20410
>Gropy calling anyone gayIronic
>>20408
>:T>>20408>>20408 e75e5a No.20411
>>20409Laugh at you in your face because you're a phaggot?
c1b286 No.20413
>tfw Marth amiibo should be arriving tomorrow
61cabc No.20414
c1b286 No.20415
>>20414I've got it on 3DS!
61cabc No.20416
>>20415Then swim over and come play.
c1b286 No.20417
>>20416B-but I haven't gotten into it yet and i'll probably suck :_;
61cabc No.20418
>>20417GOOD.
I just want to teach someone…
c1b286 No.20419
>>20418Well that would be helpful but you'll have to wait!
439f78 No.20421
>4mods confirmed for faggots
I don't know what to do anymore.
232944 No.20422
>>20421What did you get banned for?
439f78 No.20423
>>20422Not banned, but the leaked janitor/mod chatlogs… holy shit.
61cabc No.20424
439f78 No.20425
3200c7 No.20426
>>20425We all knew they were shit, now we just know exactly how shit they are. The one's here probably aren't a whole lot better anyway.
3200c7 No.20427
RIP thread
232944 No.20428
Wonder what happened to the Argentinian.
3c72dd No.20429
Everybody wake the fuck up.
e75e5a No.20430
>>20429They are awake, they just don't want to talk to you.
3200c7 No.20433
>>20432Why aren't you happy, people are awake now!
:^) aec837 No.20434
>>20430Based gropes, putting autists in place
3c72dd No.20435
>>20434Surely you don't think that ill of me
e75e5a No.20437
>>20432Ily babe sorry.
>>20434Thanks! Kids needs to learn somehow.
3c72dd No.20438
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here's a shoutout to my favorite flaky sodomite
love you bae
3200c7 No.20439
>>20438The fuck? Why are you posting chat logs, that's not even an interesting one.
439f78 No.20440
>>20437You're a professional bully.
82e7aa No.20441
>tfw getting bullied because bad at video games
3c72dd No.20442
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>>20439I was hoping he'd look at it and get mad but he said he fucking blocked 8chan and won't ever come back to the thread
my ploy didn't work
>>20437Don't worry Gropy, I still love you, even if you're a bully.
3200c7 No.20444
>>20442I haven't heard a more stupid idea in a long time.
82e7aa No.20445
>>20443Bitch who are you to talk?
52b76f No.20446
>>20445I feel like I'm watching amputee chibis…
52b76f No.20447
>>20446Wrong gif oopsies.
61cabc No.20448
>>20436Hi assmosphere
>>20441You get teamkilled because bad, still was a fun game though!
3200c7 No.20449
Sometimes I can't tell if you guys mean the insults you say or if you're just screwing around. Actually, it's most of the time.
82e7aa No.20450
>>20447I'm an amputee chibi and you're some neverheard skeleton gurl
52b76f No.20451
>>20450At least my senpai notices me!
>>20448Hey slut
82e7aa No.20452
>>20451I am the senpai
>>20448you didn't even get tk'd. you got banned, n00b
>>2044990% of the time it's joking around.
61cabc No.20453
>>20452FUCK YOU.
>>20451Am not!
3200c7 No.20454
>>20452Is the flirting and stuff fake too? The insults are fine, but the flirting makes me uncomfortable.
82e7aa No.20455
>>20454we're all little girls here
or prisongay. Of course there is flirting.
bby want sum fug? 52b76f No.20456
>>20453How are you?
>>20454Usually when I flirt it's just for fun, pretty much everyone is too far away to seriously pursue.
3200c7 No.20457
>>20455…no thanks
>>20456Why would you do it with anyone you aren't interested in though?
3200c7 No.20459
>>20458The doesn't explain anything, it's like saying a game is good because it's fun. Why is it fun?
61cabc No.20460
>>20452
>I am the senpaiI am the senpai's senpai then.
>>20456Fucking hunting with my buds
aec837 No.20461
>>20435Jk nova BB, you know I love you like I love a fly in my soup
3200c7 No.20462
82e7aa No.20463
>>20462Sorry I'm playing video games and having FUN. It's describes it enough, fun is subjective and I find some things fun because theyre fun
439f78 No.20464
>>>/meta/52622 is a shitposting mecca right now
3200c7 No.20465
>>20463All i got from that was "fun is fun because fun". You're not explaining anything, and certainly not why you guys flirt with people you aren't interested in.
82e7aa No.20466
>>20465Fun is fun, I didn't even try explaining it
3200c7 No.20467
>>20466I asked you to earlier though.
82e7aa No.20468
>>20467People find things fun. Why does it need to be explained further
3200c7 No.20469
>>20468Why do you find that specific thing fun? It's just really weird to me, and i dont understand it at all.
3200c7 No.20471
>>20470You don't have an answer, are lazy, or are you just being rude?
Why do you guys like flirting with people you aren't interested in? This shouldn't be hard to answer.
82e7aa No.20472
3200c7 No.20473
>>20472Wow.
Well, it'd be nice if someone else answered my question, considering like 90% of you guys flirt with eachother.
b043a1 No.20474
>>20473it's a general question you're asking , he can only really answer for him self
3200c7 No.20475
>>20474Why does anyone do it? I just don't understand, doesn't it make you guys feel weird?
b043a1 No.20476
>>20475lots of reasons to which are all pretty simple to guess
but I mainly do it because it's enjoyible
439f78 No.20477
>>20474Come with me spiderbro, I think your presence could trigger a few poor souls!
b043a1 No.20478
>>20477my mom said not to go with strangers
3200c7 No.20479
>>20476But if you don't really the person why would flirt with them? Why do they even do it back? This makes no sense.
3200c7 No.20480
b043a1 No.20481
>>20480then it could be to get something from the other person or to get him to do something
3200c7 No.20482
>>20481Can't they just ask politely?
b043a1 No.20483
>>20482because just asking doesn't always work specially if you're trying to get them to do something they shouldn't or don't want to
3200c7 No.20484
>>20483Why would you want to ask someone to do something they shouldn't or don't want to do?
3200c7 No.20486
b043a1 No.20487
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3200c7 No.20488
>>20487So they flirt because they're mean?
b043a1 No.20489
>>20488they flirt to get their way with people, so in a simple sense, they're mean because they use flirting as a means to get stuff
e75e5a No.20490
3200c7 No.20491
>>20489They can't get stuff without manipulating people?
b043a1 No.20492
>>20491depends on the stuff
3200c7 No.20493
>>20492Nobody should have to manipulate anyone to get anything, it's not worth it if doing that's necessary to get x thing.
b043a1 No.20494
>>20493cept it is worth it if you can get away with it
3200c7 No.20495
>>20494You wouldn't feel bad forcing someone to do something against their will? I know I would, I'd hate myself if I did it, which is why I don't.
c1b286 No.20496
>>20493[–]
Think of it as persuading, not manipulating. People, more often than not, are stubborn as fuck. So it's best to do what you can to get your way, or else you'll be taking forever to get anything done. Efficiency comes before Feelings in the alphabet of business!
c1b286 No.20497
>>20496I'm not sure why that [-] is there, that's pretty weird
3200c7 No.20498
>>20496Feelings are more important than almost anything else though. Why would you be so cruel to someone just because you can't get what you want?
c1b286 No.20499
>>20498>so cruelOh please now, we're not talking about bloody torture here. Besides, even if we were, it's all fine if it's for a good cause.
3200c7 No.20500
>>20499No it's not it's selfish and rude!
bef289 No.20501
I'm not even sure what's going on here.
c1b286 No.20502
>>20500It's not necessarily selfish and rude. Sometimes people do bad things for good reasons; as long as the good outweighs the bad, it's all fine. There's no point in shuffling around like a snail, so desperate to not tread on any feet lest they kick you.
Of course, some people are bad and do bad things for bad reasons because they are bad people and well… I can't explain those people.
c1b286 No.20503
>>20501Hey look fellas we've got another wiseguy here
3200c7 No.20504
5a5511 No.20507
I live again, whats up weirdos.
c1b286 No.20508
>>20504>>20505But do avoid the pursuit of the greater good is even worse! It's better to be good and hurt a few people, than to be neutral and do… nothing.
3200c7 No.20510
>>20508You have a point, but I seriously doubt most of the people in here are doing things for good reasons.
bef289 No.20511
Hmm, this all sounds like…chaotic good if I had to pin it to an alignment.
>>20507Procrastinating.
3200c7 No.20512
>>20511Who are you talking about, yourself or someone else? I know for a fact that I'm lawful neutral.
5a5511 No.20513
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>>20509Some asshole who actually tries to play video games.
>>20511Do the thing.
e75e5a No.20514
>>20513So do I, what are you implying?
c1b286 No.20515
>>20510>I seriously doubt most of the people in here are doing things for good reasons.You're probably right. We are in sociopath land after all. I'm sure some people have thought the same of me but I know deep down that I have a good heart, and that's all that really matters to me.
3200c7 No.20516
>>20515Well, at least I suppose I know why they flirt with each other now, I just never thought that many people here were dicks.
5a5511 No.20517
>>20514Everything and nothing, mostly nothing.
61cabc No.20518
>>20513I bet I play more games than you.
c1b286 No.20519
>>20516Oh, and as for the flirting: like they said, some people just do it for fun.
Why do they find it fun? Well I don't know, the same question could be asked about so many things. What matters is that they find it fun though, not whether you find it fun.
bef289 No.20522
>>20512You sound more like lawful good, but maybe neutral.
>>20513I want to play video games, but I'm busy pushing off math studying to do so.
>>20515I'm not doubting you, but I still think people are most likely to give them selves a higher standard than they really are. I think it's even bad to want to see yourself in a specific light. You'll end up being disappointed or lying to yourself.
A good thing would to rely on other's to tell you how you are, but the problem with that is they will most likely say something biased depending on their relationship towards you. Someone might hate you and just call you an asshole, while another might think you're the best person ever and say you're incredibly nice. Or if it's your friends it can be hard too. They don't want to upset you or anger you if you tell them something you don't like.
I could go on, but I feel like I'm rambling at this point.
>>20520Somethings you can't just explain. If you really want something specific, it probably triggers certain chemicals in the brain that make you enjoy said thing. Maybe it just excites them in general because they feel like they might get somewhere with it, or maybe it's a feeling of accomplishment. Who knows?
c1b286 No.20523
>>20520
>>20521
Wow, now you're being rude.
Look, it's one of those things that's hard for anyone to explain. I don't understand why some people are so obsessed with football for example; I follow like, the world cup and European cup and stuff usually, but I mean the people who follow it all religiously.
But they find it fun. They don't need to justify to you or me or anyone why they find it fun, all that matters is that they find it fun.
The same applies to flirting with others that you don't love. Plus, it may also be a way of showing you are interested in them, and then maybe they'll flirt back and then maybe romance will blossom~
bef289 No.20525
>>20524
Hey man I don't really like flirting either, and I don't really do it myself, but that's no reason to call other people sluts.
3200c7 No.20526
Sorry, i got a little pissy there. My fault. Feel free to insult me.
5a5511 No.20527
>>20518More games, more time on games or both? I have a problem with finishing games.
>>20522 Well do the thing.
61cabc No.20528
>>20527No as in I play more games than you in general
bef289 No.20529
>>20526It's hard to control an emotional response.
>>20527Do it for me.
3200c7 No.20530
>>20529I'm sorry…I'll try to stop doing stuff like that.
3c72dd No.20531
Would you guys say I'm a MEGA BITCH..?
3200c7 No.20532
>>20531No. You're a regular person who wants attention so you act like a horrible person to get said attention.
e75e5a No.20533
>>20531You make me laugh.
3c72dd No.20534
>>20532Isn't that pretty much the definition of a bitch
>>20533Is it a cute laugh or one of those annoying snorting laughs where it sounds like you're fucking choking
61cabc No.20535
>>20531
>I really like this girl>Better act like herFuck off Nova.
3200c7 No.20536
>>20534No. They want attention but are already horrible. I bet you aren't that bad, you just act that way because you don't know how to act otherwise.
e75e5a No.20537
>>20534Dunno, it's hard to discribe my own laugh, ask the people in the thread?
c1b286 No.20538
>>20522You do make a good point, I understand. I do try to take into account how others perceive me too.
But yeah, like you said, what people will say is biased. I am not a saint but I do know that my own feelings and intentions are good. Not to mention that I've got a share ratio of 3.0 on bakabt, and it's still going up.
Of course, not everyone will come to realize that I have a good heart and they will call me many horrible things, but I suppose I just have to accept that as being one of the many sacrifices I must make.
3c72dd No.20539
>>20535>I really like this girl>Better act like herDude that is fucking par for the course for me.
I don't even know why I do it, I must have some kind of disorder.
But shit, I LOVE doing it!
Maybe I'm a closet RPer or something.
>>20536I'd argue more but I gotta fuckin bounce, it's movie time. See you sluts in 2 hours!
5a5511 No.20540
>>20528Well that's like your opinion man.
>>20529But i'm busy trying to catch up on shit.
c1b286 No.20541
>>20539What movie are you watching?
61cabc No.20542
>>20540Not an opinion, a fact!
>>20539Kinda weird!
bef289 No.20543
>>20530Trying to improve upon yourself is the best thing you can do.
>>20531More like MEGA
DISORDERED BITCH! HAH! [spoiler]I'm sorry.[/spoiler]
>>20538It's more or less likely to be biased than unbiased. You have to have a really close friend who's not afraid to say his mind to tell you what you really don't want to hear. Those can be hard to come by these days.
>3.0 ratio on bakabtCan't really say that helps too much in the matter but FFFFFFFUUUCK YOU! I only have a 2.63 and I forgot to do the freeleech. ;-; I don't want to upload anything at the moment to piss off my IP, though I'm not sure if they really keep a track on those things or not.
>>20540Dude…come oooon!
c1b286 No.20544
>>20543>Can't really say that helps too much in the matterHey now, it's helping plenty of people!
You should have got a load of stuff during the freeleech anyway, I got about 200GB worth of stuff. I'm gonna try not deleting any of my anime until i've watched all of it, that way by then I should have a damn good ratio.
I hear you can cheat on bakabt anyway, by signing in so you can find what you want, and then signing back out. I haven't tried it though so I might be wrong.
439f78 No.20545
>>20543do you want to play dawngate before it shutters
c1b286 No.20546
Man, playing Theatrhythm has reminded me how good some Final Fantasy music is.
bef289 No.20547
>>20544I don't know man, bakabt is one of those places that give you the boot if all you do is leech from them. But yeah, it's better than having just a 1.00 ratio.
Yeah, I wanted to download Galactic Heroes, but nope. Forgot to. Woe is me. Looks like I'll have to either get my ratio up first, or just do it anyways.
I wouldn't want to cheat!
>>20545Dude, what?
c1b286 No.20548
>>20547Oh, I downloaded Galactic Heroes. I hope it's good.
Well i'm not sure what to do then; I would tell you to just download it and then keep seeding for a while, but of course you're american and despite our many disagreements, i'd rather not have you go to Guantanamo Bay.
So it looks like you'll just have to cheat!
439f78 No.20549
>>20547Dawngate, aka EA DOTA
they're shutting it down very soon and I want to play it before that happens ;_;
bef289 No.20550
>>20548Aww shucks, but don't worry! That wouldn't happen to me. In fact, everything on bakabt doesn't have a license in the US. Or something like that. So really, I couldn't get in trouble like that for downloading it. Nor do I think I would go to Guantanamo Bay. It's just that sometimes I feel like my internet speed decreases after downloading and uploading so much. I'm really not sure if they keep track or not. I might just be paranoid.
>>20549Oh, sorry other Sakamoto-san. I don't play mobas.
bef289 No.20552
>>20551I'm pretty sure some people here play mobas.
3c72dd No.20553
Anyone here a fan of John Cusack?
If so can you recommend some films of his? I've seen all the best ones already, but some of the ones that aren't my genre like romcoms I kinda avoided because… you know, romcoms are total shit.
Anyway I'm gonna watch this movie now, I had to take a break because of stupid things.
Keep it real, bitches!
61cabc No.20554
>>20551I used to play LoL but because of my ex I lost all interest in it.
bef289 No.20555
>tfw my chiptune radio station was taken down
Please kill me.
c1b286 No.20556
I think I want to play a proper Final Fantasy game now but they're so long and I've got so much else to play :_;
But goddamn, dat music. I wish I could play as well as this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsQoBFYpLgw:_;
9c8a7f No.20557
>>20552>>20551depending on which ones ur talkin about, I can play with you if you want, pal! I play LoL and dota, but I havent played dota in a while
61cabc No.20558
>Someone just said I had a cute voice
Thanks Baxel
3c72dd No.20559
9e01ec No.20560
How am i supposed to find friends if you guys use this threads to talk instead of get friends?
7d4d01 No.20561
>>20560Add people from the id thread!
c1b286 No.20562
>>20557Oh hey, where did you disappear to? Feels like it's been a while.
>>20560Well, surely when people talk it makes it easier to know who you want to add and such? Otherwise you might as well just add any random fuck
9c8a7f No.20563
>>20562been rlly busy lately, exams n stuff zz
61cabc No.20564
>>20559What should I say?
c1b286 No.20565
>>20563Oh dear, that must have been quite stressful. Are they over now though? You better be chilling out and having lots and lots of fun now
c1b286 No.20566
>>20564Say: "I'm a huge fucking faggot and want to suck Nonon's fat meaty british cock"
9c8a7f No.20568
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>>20565nah I still have some stuff to do next week, but then it should be done. Idk about the "having lots and lots of fun" part, but I'll try!
61cabc No.20569
3200c7 No.20570
So… Is everyone here an avatarfag or are the rest just purposefully being annoying with the same fucking images each thread?
9e01ec No.20571
>>20569Just send a special greeting to everyone on the thread and wish everybody a good weekend.
c1b286 No.20572
>>20567Well I hope you can get through it all fine.
I order you to have fun, whether you like it or not.
>>20569Okay sorry, "cock" is a bit too vulgar. You can say "penis" or "dick" instead if that's more appropriate.
>>20570Oh wow, trying to start more shit and insulting more people now? You're supposed to be trying to make friends here, not just antagonizing everything that moves
9c8a7f No.20573
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>>20569say "hi im cute hello beep boop"
>>20570im sorry if my aikawa pictures bother u friend, if you really want I can stop using them !!
bef289 No.20574
I like Nichijou, but at the same time I try to use an image that relates to how I'm feeling.
>>20569Say "I am lorde, ya ya ya."
3200c7 No.20575
>>20572Some of you guys post the same damn images of some anime loli or whatever in every thread, and it never changes. It's fucking stupid and annoying and serves no purpose
61cabc No.20576
3200c7 No.20577
>>20574You have like a million images and it's not all the same chick so it's not bad.
>>20573They don't add anything to the topic though, yours don't even convey emotions like the guy i responded to first's do.
7d4d01 No.20578
>>20575You whining every thread and trying to antagonize people all the time serves no purpose either, bud.
bef289 No.20579
>>20576Say it in a deeper, smoother tone.
>>20577Now I have even more images!
61cabc No.20580
c1b286 No.20581
>>20577They may not add to the topic, but do they remove from the topic? In most cases: no.
>>20578#SICKBURN
#SLAMMED
#YOUJUSTGOTSERVED
#WREKT
3200c7 No.20582
>>20578You making false assumptions and generally being a dick towards me certainly isn't helping you out though, especially because you avatarfag too.
3200c7 No.20583
>>20581If it doesn't add anything why do it? I don't use images with my posts for that exact reason
7d4d01 No.20584
>>20582Well I mean, you're either deliberately trying to insult people, or don't have a clue how to communicate with other human beings in a normal and civilized manner.
c1b286 No.20586
>>20572Oops, meant to quote
>>20568 but I screwed up.
>>20583Maybe because they want to?
You're always complaining about trivial things, insulting people and getting angry but as soon as anyone criticizes you, you turn all defensive and start saying we're the rude insulting people
3200c7 No.20587
>>20584Trying to insult people? No, but i am harshly trying to get them to stop. Yeah, i guess i am socially retarded but you aren't much better mr. "everyone hates me"
bef289 No.20588
>>205807/10, sounds like you're dying.
>>20585Warning: Dumb hoe, do not add.
61cabc No.20589
>>20588I just don't have a deep voice okay?
3c72dd No.20590
>>20588Dude shut the FUCK up, at least I'm not a fake-ass bitch that pretends to be "cute" and acts all fucking nicey nice to fags on the internet trying to get them to post pictures of their BUTTS
Fuck, dude.
c1b286 No.20592
>>20590>Dude shut the FUCK up, at least I'm not a fake-ass bitch that pretends to be "cute" and acts all fucking nicey nice to fags on the internet trying to get them to post pictures of their BUTTSHey now, that was harsh. I'm not that bad
3200c7 No.20593
>>20586Because they are. I don't actively use false accusations of "autism" and such to hold my arguement, i know you guys like annoying me and that i overreact a lot so i base what you do on the fact that it might be fine to see a person like me flip out.
>>20591Resorting to greentext again? Boy,it's like a copypasted argument whenever i talk to you.
bef289 No.20594
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>>20587If it doesn't subtract anything, it doesn't matter either.
You're not going to get anyone to stop, especially not harshly.
>>20589It's okay Setoto, I know that feel. ;_;
>>20590I luv you 2 bb. <3
3200c7 No.20595
7d4d01 No.20596
>>20593It's almost like you have the same point every time, which is that if you don't approve of something then it's wrong and people aren't allowed to do it or like it.
3200c7 No.20597
>>20594It doesn't add anything. Just because it doesn't remove something doesn't mean you should have it. It's like a tripcode.
3c72dd No.20598
>>20592If it weren't for the fact that you gave up on being straight because you turn chicks off instantly the moment you enter a room, this place wouldn't be so fucking gaaaaaay
And it's not even like there's one loud gay guy running around throwing streamers wearing short shorts and shit, it's like everyone in this thread but three people are part of a fucking pride parade
And it's all so FAKE
"I like penises because vaginas scare me and I think they might bite me!"
Maybe if you actually got to touch one besides the one you came out of you wouldn't be such a pussy-ass bitch
3200c7 No.20599
>>20596If you could give me a good reason to use random images of anime girls with every post that doesn't involve annoying people, maybe I'd listen.
bef289 No.20600
>>20597If there's no argument to as why it should be stopped, and only because you don't like it, you have no argument. Nothing that holds water.
No one is going to listen to you if you're going to get pissy at something just because you don't approve.
bef289 No.20601
>>20598Dayum son, this is some smack talk if I've ever seen some.
7d4d01 No.20602
>>20599It only annoys you, and you getting buttmad about it isn't going to make anyone stop. It probably boosts people's desire to do it quite a bit due to the fact that you rage about minuscule things.
3c72dd No.20603
>>20600>Nothing that holds water.FUCKING
NAILED IT
>>20601There's plenty to be said about me, I hope he throws out some juicy shit.
3200c7 No.20604
>>20600Did you not read? I said it didn't add anything. It literally only gives the post a higher probability of annoying people.
c1b286 No.20605
>>20593Have you ever thought that maybe we call you autistic because the way you behave is sometimes very autistic? Contrary to popular belief, autism is actually a real thing which real people can have.
Have you ever though that maybe we're just trying to help you sometimes?
Also, let's not forget that yesterday you admitted to trying to make me mad, or something like that. Oh, and not to mention that earlier you were getting angry and insulting people just because they couldn't give you a sufficient answer to a very subjective question.
But yeah, we're all just horrible bullies here that want to do nothing but insult you and laugh at you. Okay, you're right i'm sure.
>>20598Hey now, I like girls too! I'm a loser but i'm not a loser of losers, i'm a fairly cool loser
>>20600>Nothing that holds water.You motherufcker
3c72dd No.20606
>>20605>I like girls tooDo you like them enough to dress like one?
Serious question, don't flake out on this shit dude.
bef289 No.20607
>>20603You masochist you.
>>20604Pros: It doesn't subtract anything.
Cons: It doesn't add anything.
1-1=0
Zero is neutral. It neither hinders nor helps. Personal feelings on the issue is really not a good reason either.
Now maybe if this were a thread about a specific video game, I would say it's hindering. But seeing as this is just a small community of a few users, it's not really hurting the topic or as such.
>>20605What? What did I say?
bef289 No.20608
Sorry if two posts appear.
>>20603You masochist you.
>>20604Pros: It doesn't subtract anything.
Cons: It doesn't add anything.
1-1=0
Zero is neutral. It neither hinders nor helps. Personal feelings on the issue is really not a good reason either.
Now maybe if this were a thread about a specific video game, I would say it's hindering. But seeing as this is just a small community of a few users, it's not really hurting the topic or as such.
>>20605What? What did I say?
c1b286 No.20609
>>20606No. Whilst I do sometimes have rather gay thoughts and tendencies, I do usually take pride in the fact that I am a reasonably masculine male which contrary to belief in these parts, is a very normal thing in many parts of the world.
6a8f2e No.20610
Sometimes these threads are fun to read
3200c7 No.20611
… Ok i was wrong please stop doing this
I don't like to cry
bef289 No.20612
>>20610You're fun to read.
c1b286 No.20613
>>20607>>20608>What? What did I say?You know what you said! The incredible puns and wordplay are supposed to be my territory!
>>20611You're crying over this? Jesus Christ, have you ever been outside in your life? There's a hell of lot worse shit to be crying about than this.
3c72dd No.20614
>>20607>>20608Quit slapping your dick on the Post button, the servers are slow, FUCK.
>>20609You're not a real man until you've worn a skirt.
Not that I'm even a real man or anything…
Or that I even have any masculinity to speak of… but still, fuck you.
>>20611Oh my god are you literally crying
dude seriously get a hobby or something this is NOT healthy
I'm not even trying to disrespect you right now, but if this is what makes the waterworks come out you need to fucking rethink your life holy shit
3200c7 No.20616
I don't know what's wrong with me, i never cry. I've been depressed for like a month and all I've been doing is posting here and making everyone mad, lying in bed, and chatting on steam…
I hate myself for being so stupid
bef289 No.20617
>>20611I'm not trying to make you cry. I just want you to see that sometimes you just have to deal with things you aren't going to like. You just have to look at it logically and think if it's really affecting the area negatively or not. Not just you.
>>20613I made a pun? All I did was said a common idiom!
>>20614I'm going to slap my dick wherever I damn please! Including your personal items!
c1b286 No.20618
>>20614When I was a young boy, I once wore a Spanish dress because… my sisters made me do it :_;
Is that good enough for you?
Also suck my dick, also I remember you showed me a pic of yourself once and I said you look cute but I said the clothes are bad and you got slightly mad at me, I think. I wonder why I still remember that though
>>20615Simu, don't be mean to him. He's just confused with the ways of the world
3200c7 No.20620
I probably shouldn't come here again
3c72dd No.20621
>>20615what the fuck do we do if this dude is actually crying
dude what if he kills himself and blames the board for it
dude
what have you done
>>20617>I'm going to slap my dick wherever I damn please!Oh, please do~
Just keep in mind I'm going to rip your pecker right off and keep it in a jar on my desk and if you want it back you're gonna have to get on your knees and beg for it and cry like a BITCH
>>20618I wonder if anyone here has any legit pics of me, because I've posted some.
None showing full face, though. Just mostly me in a gaudy black skirt.
Show of hands, is anyone interested?
bef289 No.20622
>>20619You're…welcome?
>>20621You couldn't rip a thing of wet rice paper if you tried.
3200c7 No.20623
>>20621I won't kill myself holy crap stop overreacting
3c72dd No.20624
>>20622>You couldn't rip a thing of wet rice paper if you tried.I COULD IF I HAD SCISSORS FUCK OFF
>>20623>stop overreactingdude you're the little pussy that's CRYING
7d4d01 No.20625
>>20621He does this kind of thing very often, it isn't new. Although my last post was not needed and harsh I doubt anything will come of it.
>>20623LOL
bef289 No.20626
>>20624You don't even have the strength to use a pair of scissors.
3c72dd No.20627
>>20626I'll let ALL of that trash talk slide if you call me cute.
52b76f No.20629
>say hi to person
>get a message back in an hour
>try to continue the conversation because I think they're busy and are finally free
>don't get my response until the next day
c1b286 No.20630
>>20617Yes, you said "Nothing that holds water." whilst talking to someone that uses the name "Water". You're such a sillyhead…
>>20620No you don't have to leave.
Look, some of the people here are assholes. Some of the people here are degenerates. Some of the people here are so awful that they probably should actually consider pls go'ing from life.
But some of the people here are actually nice and fun. Some of the people here do actually care about you despite what you may think. Some of the people here actually may become good friends with you eventually.
So just relax and know that, whilst the people here and their behaviour may sometimes be stupid and confusing, if you persist and try to endure it, you will eventually be more attuned and comfortable with this place.
So please, just try to relax and not be so paranoid and defensive all the time.
>>20621Nope, I don't think I got a full face pic. I wonder if you remember me though; I doubt it because I don't think we were friends for long
I was once friends with naz and Quentin…. Goddamn, I miss being popular :_;
4c0f54 No.20631
>>20620Why are you so fucking pathetic
bef289 No.20632
>>20627You're
pretty decent.>>20628Thank you Burt!
>>20630Oh…OOOOOHHHH! I didn't even notice that!
3c72dd No.20633
>>20630I'm naz, dude.
And I removed a lot of friends because I'm a schizo bitch, I don't know why I even do it most of the time.
One time it was just because someone posted in a steam friend thread that I had too many friends and I just fucking cleared out my list, it was bullshit.
Maybe we'll get along better if you re-add me?
>>20632Do I have you on steam?
I can't even keep track of it any more, I don't have time to fucking cross-check the ID thread all day
c1b286 No.20634
>>20631I know you're naz!
I just mean, I was friends with you back when you were a bit more known. I did actually used to be popular and liked! ;_;
It was years ago anyhow, so yeah maybe things will get along better. But still: why should I re-add you?
>Do I have you on steam?He's the really gay guy who's so gay that even we all think he's gay, so he's usually quite easy to find
bef289 No.20635
>>20633My ID isn't even in that thread. So you wouldn't know.
But we've been friends once. I don't remember lasting too long because neither of us talked too the other too much. I can only imagine why. I didn't save a chatlog either it seems.
>>20634Hah! You quoted the wrong post! Also…
>He's the really gay guy who's so gay that even we all think he's gay, so he's usually quite easy to findYou wanna fight bitch nigga?
3200c7 No.20636
I'm sorry ill go now. Bye, maybe forever
3c72dd No.20637
>>20634>why should I re-add you?I'm more heavily medicated than I was even a month ago and despite my crazy outbursts here I'm more stable with my friends now.
Also you quoted the wrong person.
bef289 No.20639
>>20636You don't need to leave.
4c0f54 No.20641
>>20636Bye you fuckin faggot. Thank god you're leaving. What an awesome day!
c1b286 No.20642
>>20635>You quoted the wrong post! Godfuckingdamnit!
Well fuck you, i'd ask you to quote my dick in your mouth but I guess you've already done that you giant homolord
>>20636Please don't leave.
>>20637Yeah but I mean, there are plenty of people that don't have crazy outbursts and don't need any medication, but I don't want to add them. So yeah, why should I add you?
>>20640>>4c0f54Stop bullying him.
bef289 No.20643
>>20642Was that your dick? I thought that was a tictac. Explains the taste now.
c1b286 No.20644
>>20643Well fuck, this is a dilemma here.
Do I admit to having my dick in your mouth, which would then make you very gay but also prove I have a small dick, or do I deny it which would then not hurt you?
It's the questions like these that make me wonder why I still do this terrible job
4c0f54 No.20645
bef289 No.20646
See you later you wonderful bastards. Those in Europe, have a goodnight.
>>20644Save face or go all in? I go all in, all the time. [spoiler]Just like I went all in with your mom, m8/[spoiler]
Not sure why these questions would make you question your horrible job, but I'm actually surprised you're still at it. I thought it would have been done by now.
4c0f54 No.20647
>>20646>wonderfulNah they're all a bunch of autists lol
3c72dd No.20648
>>20646Nice fuck-up, wad.
c1b286 No.20649
>>20646I'm not talking about that job you sillyhead!
I guess you get confused when people talk about jobs though because there must be so many on your mind; a blowjob for this guy, a handjob for that guy, another blowjob for the other guy and so on.
3c72dd No.20650
Somebody add me on steam and make me feel like a slut
>>20585pls ty
c1b286 No.20651
>>20650Nova I thought you were all pure and ungay now? If I wasn't tired i'd consider having a quick sesh with you, for old times sake
3c72dd No.20652
>>20651>Nova I thought you were all pure and ungay now?>a quick seshI'm just being a tease, fuck, I don't actually want to ERP.
And I only ever did that like, the tiniest little bit.
Freaked me out when some dude added me and asked me to roleplay as a fucking lizard for him.
c1b286 No.20653
>>20652>And I only ever did that like, the tiniest little bit.That's not how I remember things!
db0a46 No.20654
>>20650>Somebody add me on steam Would consider it, but well, you weren't always very nice last time
3c72dd No.20655
>>20653I posted all the logs of people I did it with
And the largest part of it was over AIM, where I was some dude's maid slave for a week
There weren't that many
>>20654I'm NOT very nice, don't be a fucking pussy.
232944 No.20656
>>20553I hated RomComs when I was a teenager, too.
Do you mean only movies where John is the lead? I don't know which movies you've seen, so I'll just list some?
Max
Identity
Bullets over Broadway
Better off Dead
Runaway Jury
232944 No.20657
>>20656There's also "Grace is Gone".
031524 No.20659
52b76f No.20660
>>20658I'm kind of scared to add you to be honest.
52b76f No.20662
>>20661Not sure we have enough common interests, apparently you delete people randomly, and were mean to a friend of mine. However, I like making my own opinions, so maybe I will add you when I don't feel so damn exhausted.
3200c7 No.20663
…do you guys hate me?
3200c7 No.20664
>>20663by that i mean i lied earlier. i probably will come back, but only because i'm afraid of change and I have no idea where people like me would be.
232944 No.20665
Water, realise that you don't have to vocalise your every reaction and opinion.
99bddf No.20666
3200c7 No.20668
>>20665you have a point. The hide function is there for a reason. I guess i'll start using it.
>>20666Thank you
bef289 No.20669
>>20648Ack!
>>20649You must be confusing me with your sister, because me and another guy did give her all those jobs.
>>20658That's the voice of a
hoe. bef289 No.20671
>>20670Now I know who was the voice actor to that one chick in that game.
Now where's your real voice?
3c72dd No.20672
>>20671What makes you think it's fake?
bef289 No.20673
>>20672Because you're fake, fakey.
3c72dd No.20674
>>20673You're the fake one here
bef289 No.20675
>>20674I'm as real as you imagination!
3c72dd No.20676
232944 No.20678
>tfw I have an account on every major private tracker except BTN
I was so close, but they recently closed all invites.
I'd invite some of you, but I get the feeling that one of you would then report me for public solicitation.
e75e5a No.20679
bef289 No.20680
>>20678BTN? Never heard that one. And is public solicitation illegal for those sites or something?
232944 No.20682
>>20680BTN is the main TV tracker.
Yeah, it is against the rules of all private trackers. They especially hate it when people offer invites on chans.
If you want, I can give you an animebytes invite. Give me your alt steam id.
bef289 No.20683
>>20682Alt steam id? What if I don't have one of those though?!
232944 No.20686
>>20683You could make one. If you really don't, just give me your main.
bef289 No.20687
>>20686Don't you have to add a game to an alt for anyone to add friends though?
232944 No.20688
>>20687I don't know. Post your main.
bef289 No.20689
>>20688D-don't worry, it's fine! It would be nice, but I don't need it either! Thanks for the offer though.
99bddf No.20690
B-best mood
232944 No.20691
>tfw unlimited invites but no one wants them
bef289 No.20692
>>20691Pfft, I want them. I just don't have an alt to give you! Sorry…
e75e5a No.20693
>>20691What sites tho? Only animebite?
99bddf No.20694
232944 No.20695
>>20693Only unlimited on AB. I have 2 invites for what.cd and 3 for jpopsuki
bef289 No.20696
>>20695I've been looking for more of what.cd. Never heard of jpopsuki though. I imagine the site is in Japanese.
99bddf No.20697
TIME TRAVEL MOVIE :D
>Michael Bay >;/
bef289 No.20698
I would ask about just dropping an email to talk further about this, but I gotta go to bed. Have a goodnight everyone! Good morning to others!
>>20697Sorry to hear that.
232944 No.20699
>>20696It's not in japanese. It's just for Asian music (mainly Japanese).
4408cc No.20700
I hate Hero
I want to hurt him
e75e5a No.20701
>>20695ah, cool dood.
>>20700Iktf dood, lets bully him >:)
4408cc No.20702
>>20701I don't want to bully him
I want to beat the living shit out of him
e75e5a No.20703
>>20702How come? Did he tell you, youre special and you fell for it?
4408cc No.20704
>>20703No. He hurt like 5 people I like
e75e5a No.20705
>>20704Oh, so 5 of your friends fell for his stupid shit?
4408cc No.20706
>>20705I don't know the whole story. I couldn't say.
e75e5a No.20707
>>20706So without knowing everything, and based on only your friends words you decide to hate a person and want to beat him up?
4408cc No.20708
>>20707He also personally attacked me, and I have seen some logs.
bfc944 No.20709
>>20708Don't worry about it. If he's got it coming, he's got it coming.
e75e5a No.20710
>>20708But you said he hurt you friends, now you too?!?!
Pls make sense.
3714dd No.20711
>>20710My friends might of fallen for him. I did not.
d57d9f No.20712
He added a friend of me and told him I'm a pedophile after my friend told him to fuck off with his tiny cock and creepy attitude.
I just came here to laugh at his pathetic behaviour.
e75e5a No.20713
>>20711kek
>>20712Who Hero?
Hi vanser. Did you get fked yet?
Also I gotta go to school now rip
d57d9f No.20714
>>20713Who else? He's even creepier than Spider, and that's saying a lot.
Maybe I did, who knows?RIP you.
bfc944 No.20715
>>20711Spider seems creepy but he is good guy. Also this made me think of ssft.
bfc944 No.20716
d57d9f No.20717
>>20715That's true, Spider is actually a pretty cool guy except the creepy part. Even though it's kinda funny.
bfc944 No.20718
>>20717I don't mind it at all. He is one of my best friends.
b043a1 No.20719
>>20717damn I must not be trying hard enough
d57d9f No.20720
>>20719Give it your best!
61cabc No.20721
>>20712
>German>PedophileAwww man I hoped you were tali so we could shitpost
b043a1 No.20722
>>20720PRESSURE, oh god oh geese, o-oh erm
I love you d57d9f No.20723
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>>20722Then buy me a game if you love me.
b043a1 No.20724
>>20723nope you buy me three games and a bag of cheesy chips
bfc944 No.20725
>>20722I hope you love me too heheh. Goodnight spider.
d57d9f No.20726
>>20724>eating cheese chipsI'm gonna squash you unter my boots.
b043a1 No.20727
>>20726melted cheese on chips is the best thing ever
d57d9f No.20728
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>>20727I'm throwing up, help.
b043a1 No.20729
>>20728I know it's because you've never had it but it's alright just come here and I'll make some for you
d57d9f No.20730
>>20729You're not trying to trick me, right?
b043a1 No.20731
>>20730well I may or may not cum onto it as well we'll see
d57d9f No.20732
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>>20731Do I get three video games for that then?
b043a1 No.20733
>>20732depends on how do you are in bed
d57d9f No.20734
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>>20733Make it 300 video games and I will think about it.
c1b286 No.20735
>>20663>>20664Well, I don't hate you. Don't be afraid of change, just don't rush it. Take your time if you have to.
>>20669>me and another guy did give her all those jobs.You give my sister handjobs and blowjobs? Holy moly…
>>20678Pls give karagarga or ptp invite; I've been wanting one for years. I have a 3.0 share ratio on Bakabt so i'm a good boy :_;
Animebytes would be nices too, there's some stuff i've struggled to find before.
>>20732Go to bed Vanser.
Have you decided on our base of operations yet? Don't forget we need a laboratory/torture dungeon in the basement
b043a1 No.20736
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>>20734how about I just rape you instead, much cheaper
61cabc No.20737
c1b286 No.20738
d57d9f No.20739
>>20735My house sounds perfect for that. I can turn the basement into a sex dungeon.
>>20736I got a rape fetish, but I run 100m in 11 seconds so you wouldn't have any chance of catching me.
b043a1 No.20740
>>20737good thing you're so sexy baby
>>20739well I have a teleporter so there
d57d9f No.20741
>>20740I got insect spray.
c1b286 No.20742
>>20739We need a bigger lair than your house!
b043a1 No.20743
>>20741well I have anti insect spray
d57d9f No.20744
>>20742I guess that's true. Then let's just buy that one castle.
>>20743That doesn't exist.
61cabc No.20745
c1b286 No.20746
>>20744Maybe we should get more people to help towards the cost of it too. As they say, the more the merrier!
b043a1 No.20747
>>20744you don't exist
>>20745>no yes
>>20746by the end of this month the new boiler will be in but I may or may not get a upstairs bathroom put in too
also it's got a shop under it which I'll own too
d57d9f No.20748
>>20746And then kill them? Sounds great.
c1b286 No.20749
>>20747Do you have plenty of money then? What are you gonna do with the shop?
>>20748Yes! Rape and murder and human experimentation are all on the menu!
d57d9f No.20750
>>20749Finally another evil mastermind like me.
c1b286 No.20751
>>20750We shall cut and chop the best pieces we can find, and then assemble them all together to make the cutest boy possible. Then we will train him as a spy and assassin. Such a weapon will bring the world to it's knees!
61cabc No.20752
c1b286 No.20753
b043a1 No.20754
>>20749I don't have plenty of money and I'm not going to do much with the shop though my mother wants a office and to store shit there
61cabc No.20755
d57d9f No.20756
>>20751But I'm already the cutest boy possible.
c1b286 No.20757
>>20756Well we shall mutate you into being even cuter than possible!
But do bare in mind that you'll have to do dirty work like killing and sleeping with rich old men for information
d57d9f No.20758
>>20757Fine, I will crush their heads with my thighs.
c1b286 No.20759
>>20758You can crush mine too babe
232944 No.20760
>>20735I don't have any karagarga invites. PTP has reached its user limit, atm. I can give you an AB invite. Do you have an alt steam account?
>a 3.0 bakabt ratioMine is 10.8. Get on my level.
c1b286 No.20761
>>20760>Mine is 10.8. Get on my level.I will eventually! I'm just out a lot these days and I don't like leaving my PC on when i'm out.
Do you have a KG account though? If the possibility ever arises, i'd probably blow you for an invite. I want one more than I want a qt bf/gf.
Here's my alt anyway:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Goofer/ 61cabc No.20763
>People getting upset over uncrating an ugly knife in csgo
Disgusting
439f78 No.20764
>>20557sorry I fell asleep… s-still there?
c1b286 No.20765
>>20695Are you giving away a what.cd invite too, or are you gonna keep those?
9c8a7f No.20766
>>20764Yeah, just woke up. Heya pal !
232944 No.20767
Do Brits really drink their beer warm?
82e7aa No.20768
>>20767Yes. Disgusting as fuck
b043a1 No.20769
>>20767I don't drink beer at all, just cider
439f78 No.20770
>>20766So did you want to play dawngate?
9c8a7f No.20771
>>20770probably gonna be busy most of this week, but if I have some spare time sure!
439f78 No.20772
>>20771it wont be around for a week ;_;
9c8a7f No.20773
>>20772pshhh, we have until thursday
e75e5a No.20774
>>20714I've never actually talked to spider, he just puts me off. I imagine him being super creepy tho.
>>20715I kinda like the smell after sex and stuff, it's super erotic.
61cabc No.20775
>>20774Gropy please, not in broad daylight
d57d9f No.20776
>>20774He gives spiders a bad name.
61cabc No.20777
>>20776I want to have sex with Ene.
b043a1 No.20778
>>20776I'll give you a bad name, like poopyface or cake boy
e75e5a No.20779
>>20775I'm just saying! The smell adds to the atmosphere, but if it's to strong it can also be a turn off…
>>20776Not really! Spiders a shit, I bet if they talked they would say just as creepy, weird and dumb stuff as he do!
I should start posting with my favourite animal.
d57d9f No.20780
>>20777No.
>>20778Cakeboy sounds sweet.
b043a1 No.20781
>>20780alright cake boy it is, go back to your cake you boy!
61cabc No.20782
>>20780Yesterday I was playing csgo, and two people had cute Ene avatars.
But they were super mean and they sounded dumb and not cute.
d57d9f No.20783
>>20782You rightfully deserved that.
>>20781Ok, I wanted to bake one anyways.
61cabc No.20784
>>20783They weren't mean to me. They were mean to the other team.
They called me a tea drinker even though I sound American.
b043a1 No.20785
>>20783bake me a cake cakeboy
439f78 No.20786
>>20773how do I add you safely without gropy trying to molest me again
d57d9f No.20787
>>20785If I get something in return sure.
>>20784How mean.
e75e5a No.20788
>>20786Nigga, I'll find you oneday.
b043a1 No.20789
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>>20787a good hard fucking from yours truly surly is enough to pay for anything right?
61cabc No.20790
>>20787The meanest. Stop posting Ene.
d57d9f No.20791
>>20790No.
>>20789Buy me a game then.
b043a1 No.20792
>>20791why do you want games so badly ?
d57d9f No.20793
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b043a1 No.20794
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>>20793what do you actually want?
d57d9f No.20795
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439f78 No.20796
>>20788please
>>20786>search steam>294 results b043a1 No.20797
>>20795that's something I care not to provide
d57d9f No.20798
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9c8a7f No.20799
b043a1 No.20800
>>20798how about I just fuck you sensless till you think you own your own castle then fuck you more till you can't think of anything but cocks and pleasing them
d57d9f No.20801
>>20800How about you just buy me a castle?
b043a1 No.20802
>>20801where's my cake cake boy!
e75e5a No.20803
>>20796You might walk down the street one day, and a cross it, theres another person. It could be me, watching you, everyday :3
c1b286 No.20804
Well, my Marth amiibo arrived.
Problem is, one of the corners is a bit dogeared. The product itself isn't damaged though. Do you think collectors and stuff will mind? I'm not sure if it's even worth calling them up and getting a replacement since Marths seem to be out of stock everywhere now
d57d9f No.20805
>>20802Oh no, I ate it all by myself.
b043a1 No.20806
>>20804I would because it's value is less with it damaged
b043a1 No.20807
>>20805I'm going to rape you so hard
61cabc No.20808
c1b286 No.20809
>>20806Wait, I just looked and… it's actually slightly open already. The plastic part has been pulled off of the card just a little bit
d57d9f No.20810
>>20807Try it and see what happens.
>>20808I weigh less than everyone else combined here.
61cabc No.20811
>>20810The only reason I weigh more is because I'm tall!
232944 No.20813
>>20811You're a tall guy.
d57d9f No.20814
>>20811>>20812You guys are gonna go to hell one day.
b043a1 No.20815
>>20810your anus will be so loose and cream stuffed you'll be able to ice your cakes with it
>>20809yeah if it was a legitimate shop, phone those assholes up
c1b286 No.20816
>>20815I ordered it from the Nintendo store. Problem is, Marth's are out of stock in a lot of places so… they might not be able to replace it.
61cabc No.20817
b043a1 No.20818
>>20816then yeah phone them up and tell them, even if you can't replace it make a fuss about it and you may get something at least
c1b286 No.20819
>>20818I once ordered a Wii U bundle from another shop. I waited over a month for it (some of the games weren't out yet), then waited several more weeks as they tried to find one to sell me, and then eventually they cancelled the order.
I was waiting on edge for almost 2 months for the bundle and… all I got was a 10% discount code which expires after a month anyway.
Thanks zavii
b043a1 No.20820
>>20819well if you let shops fuck you, they'll do it
c1b286 No.20821
>>20820But I didn't let them, they just fucked me. I messaged them several times asking when it would be dispatched and whatnot, but everytime it was "lol we cant find it"
b043a1 No.20822
>>20821did you ask to speak to their manager?
was it a place close to you so you could go there and talk with them about it in person?
c1b286 No.20823
>>20822No, it was zavvi. It's an online store.
I'm not sure how speaking to a manager could have helped. The problem was that they had none of the bundle left so they were trying to get some from their suppliers, but they couldn't. It's just annoying that I waited so long and got nothing but a measly 10% off code
b043a1 No.20824
>>20823the manager would know better and be able to give you something better
e75e5a No.20825
3c72dd No.20826
Somebody give me a what.cd invite right fuckin now!
439f78 No.20828
e75e5a No.20830
>>20828What do you want >:T
3c72dd No.20831
>>20830Probably some kind of weird, hot sex
c1b286 No.20832
>applying for job
>it's taking ages because there's loadsa shit to do like tests, describing times you've done this, that and the other etc
>done quite a lot so far, must have spent at least an hour on it by now
>get an error and the page closes
>all gone
>all gone
Then I screamed with anger and slammed my fist on the desk. Now my hand is cut and bleeding slightly.
I am enraged.
3c72dd No.20833
>>20832That shit pisses me right the fuck off.
It's not like I even want a job in the first place, but they gotta fucking give me a personality test before I am even considered for the job?
And they ask you all the same shit at the interview too, they don't even look at that shit!
And what the fuck do they want me to say when they ask "what makes you want to work here?" There's only one fucking answer, and it's "I NEED MONEY, BITCH, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?"
Fuck this whole gay world, SHIT!
c1b286 No.20834
>>20833Goddamn, I know right?
Half the time when I get an interview, I spend a lot of the time answering questions with "Well as I said in my application: blah blah blah" and stuff like that.
I hate the "Describe your experiences of working in a team" question that often pops up too.
I've completely lost any energy and willpower to look for more jobs now. Fucking hell, looking for work seems a lot harder than actual work.
3c72dd No.20836
>>20834>Fucking hell, looking for work seems a lot harder than actual work.It fucking IS.
Shit, I don't even know what I'm gonna do with my life. I can't get government money like autistic faggots on the internet can.
I guess I'll just have to whore myself out for money.
>>20835You can take those dubs and shove them right up your urethra <3
d3ade5 No.20837
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61cabc No.20839
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Nova please stop.
d3ade5 No.20840
>>20838>>20839Listen to him.
439f78 No.20841
>>20829Thanks, it's a privilege.
b043a1 No.20842
>>20841then it's my privilege to fuck you're face
d57d9f No.20843
>>20841That cat is so cute.
c1b286 No.20844
>talking to my mother
>find out my great great (maybe there was another great) grandfather was a smuggler and was hung for it
FUCK YES IT MUST BE MY DESTINY
d57d9f No.20845
>>20844Do you want to get hung too?
3c72dd No.20846
>>20839>>20840Why the fuck should I?
d3ade5 No.20847
>>20844What did he smuggle?
did he shove it up his asshole? c1b286 No.20848
>>20845No, i'd rather not do that part at least.
>>20847Hm, i'm not too sure. I doubt they had to stick things up their asshole then; smuggling was probably a tad different
3c72dd No.20849
>>20844>>20845You illiterate assholes realize it's HANGED not HUNG right?
Unless you're talking about HIS DICK
d57d9f No.20850
>>20849Do you want to hang me with your dick?
>>20848Too bad, since I'm gonna do it anyways.
3c72dd No.20851
>>20850idk lol, are you HUNG?
d3ade5 No.20852
>>20848But maybe he stick it in his asshole for fun?
>>20846Because i say so.
c1b286 No.20853
>>20849Fuck off nova, nobody cares. Everyone still understood what I mean so it doesn't matter at all
d57d9f No.20854
>>20851It's pretty big, so yes.
3c72dd No.20855
>>20854See if you can choke me with it, I bet you can't even trigger my gag reflex
>>20853Don't you want to word smart tho?
>>20852OBVIOUSLY there's some kind of tension here.
Is it that there's a big fucking stick up your ass?
c1b286 No.20856
>>20855I'll focus on that when it's important. But the most important thing is to get the point across effectively; everyone understood what I meant so therefore it was effective.
d57d9f No.20857
>>20855I will murder you with it if I'm not careful.
d3ade5 No.20858
>>20855Only one thing is allowed to get up my ass and its not a stick.
61cabc No.20859
>>20846Because you're immature
3c72dd No.20860
>>20858Does it RHYME with stick?
>>20857Would you say you're a skilled swordsman if you catch my drift?
>>20856I told you the right way to say a word and your argument is "I DON'T NEED TO THIS ISN'T ENGLISH CLASS"
Like every illiterate retard on the internet.
Or are you just trying to save face and pretend you're smart even though you fucked up something so easy?
Would you feel better if I gave you a cookie? I nibbled on it a bit but I'm sure you won't mind a little saliva
c1b286 No.20861
>>20858but does it rhyme with stick?
e75e5a No.20862
>tfw spent an hour crusing around town with my buddy talkingfun
>>20831Sounds nice.
d57d9f No.20864
>>20860I don't have to be skilled for you.
3c72dd No.20865
>>20863I see, so you've got an arrangement with a dude named Mick?
d3ade5 No.20866
>>20865Its nick,you blew it,
3c72dd No.20867
>>20864I don't think I can take you seriously unless you post a picture of you
lipsI'm WAITING
>>20866So you let Nick shove bic razors up your ass?
Sounds like something you'd do.
d3ade5 No.20868
>>20867>Sounds like something you'd do.You dont know me!
e75e5a No.20869
>>20867>unless you post a picture of you lipsAre you spider in disguise?
d57d9f No.20870
>>20867I don't have any pictures of my lips though, only my
cock. 3c72dd No.20871
>>20869I was just trying to do something nice for him
>>20870Nobody wants to see your rooster, fuckass.
PUT IT BACK IN THE COOP
c1b286 No.20872
>>20860Oh seriously, please fuck off. You're just trying to be a cunt now and it's not funny at all.
Many people use "hung" and "hanged" interchangeably. Yes, maybe I was mistaken this time but at the end of the day: i'm posting on a silly little site so it really doesn't matter one bit if my English isn't perfect, so long as everyone understands me.
Now, if it was actually an important conversation and we were in a professional situation, I'm sure you would find my English language skills to be more than sufficient. However, I have also met some very rich and successful people that still sometimes make spelling and grammar mistakes, so it's really not as important as you seem to think it is.
>and pretend you're smart It looks like you're the one trying to be smart you gigantic fuck.
d57d9f No.20873
>>20871But I just got it out of the cage. Looks like I have to zip it up again.
3c72dd No.20874
>>20872>blahblahblahI'm not reading that fucking wall of text. You're a dumb cunt, just accept it and get over it.
You don't see me posting a fucking essay every time somebody calls me a ho
82e7aa No.20875
well all this looks like lots of fun
d3ade5 No.20876
>>20875What a time to be alive.
c1b286 No.20877
>>20874Why are you being such a fucking cunt? Seriously please considering killing yourself.
We were getting on just fine yesterday, and then now suddenly you're going all crazy at me because of a very common and minor error.
>>20875Baxel he's bullying me, i'm innocent this time I swear :_;
82e7aa No.20879
>>20877yeah novas an autistic cunt and we all know it.
3c72dd No.20880
>>20875You want in? There's no entry fee or door guard, just slip on in like it doesn't even matter.
>>20877INNOCENT?
INNOCENT people don't tell people to KILL THEMSELVES
You're a fucking PSYCHO! HOLY SHIT!
All because I corrected a spelling mistake, wow holy fuck you are a legit psychopath
82e7aa No.20881
>>20878yus?
>>20880fuck off m8
3c72dd No.20882
>>20879>>20881Don't be a cunt, I'm having enough trouble with all these "hung" mother fuckers
82e7aa No.20883
c1b286 No.20884
>>20880>illiterate asshole>illiterate retard >dumb cuntYou called me all of those, as well as being patronizing as fuck. Maybe if this was an incredibly serious issue I could understand if you were a bit "forceful" but it's so trivial that all it needed (if anything) was a simple "Hey, it's HANGED not HUNG".
>All because I corrected a spelling mistakeIt's not a spelling mistake you fucking retard. Last I checked, "hung" is a real which I spelled correctly. If you weren't a mouthbreathing autist you'd know that it was a GRAMMAR mistake
3c72dd No.20885
>>20883What the fuck ever, I don't need this bullshit. I'm not hanging out with a bunch of crazed maniac psychopaths out to kill me.
I'm going to go pop some pills and pass out on the couch, later sluts
82e7aa No.20886
>>20884why keep arguing with a brick wall?
>>20885kill youreself
439f78 No.20887
This thread is bully central.
c1b286 No.20888
>>20885Make sure to take plenty of pills; hopefully you'll overdose.
>>20886It's "yourself" you fucking retard shitter faggot, geez :^)
b043a1 No.20889
>>20887I'll protect you from the mean bullies
b3fe29 No.20891
Hallo, how is everyone's day today?
c1b286 No.20893
>>20891My Marth amiibo arrived but the packaging is in bad condition (it's slightly opened too).
Spent over an hour applying for a job but the page crashed and I lost everything.
Slammed my fist on the desk and cut it, now it's bleeding slightly.
Have a headache because of staring at the screen too long.
Have an even worse headache now because of dealing with stupid fucks like Naz.
I am screaming internally. My very soul hurts.
e75e5a No.20894
>>20891Always good when you're here.
d3ade5 No.20895
>>20893I hope you'll get better.
b3fe29 No.20896
>>20894Awww~
>>20893Hang in there nonon, it'll be okay. You can get a new Amiibo in pristine condition (I'm returning a collector's edition of Bravely Default because the box was all mangled). Do something else for a while that isn't sft or the computer and try to relax, you can try to apply again later when you've had some rest.
82e7aa No.20897
>>20888Oh I am so sorry, my fellow brethren. I shall refrain from such typos in the future
>>20891Bretty gud. Winning in csgo, both matchmaking and betting.
>>20893Either ignore or kill youreself faggots. Also take a nap, should help with annoying feelings and the headace
c1b286 No.20899
>>20895It never gets better for me. For the past 5 years my life has been nothing but an endless gauntlet of torment for my mind, body and spirit. It takes an incredible amount of willpower for me to not kill myself.
>>20896Do you think they'll be able to replace it though? Because it's out of stock pretty much everywhere now.
>Do something else for a while that isn't sft or the computer and try to relaxBut I don't know what to do and it's hard to relax. I could watch a film maybe but then i'd spend forever trying to pick something.
>>20897I can't take naps in the day, and the annoying feelings never go :_;
b3fe29 No.20900
>>20898I'm okay, one class to go to soon and then another hour of sitting around in the campus library because the bus doesn't come until then. I need a car. Once I'm home I get to relax a while, play some games, and write up a small history paper.
Feeling kinda sick tho, hopefully that goes away.
>>20897Good luck! Hopefully the winning streak keeps up~
>>20899Return it for a refund and buy it elsewhere, like on eBay? You could also go for a walk, fresh air can be good for the soul.
82e7aa No.20901
>>2089930 minute powernaps do wonders
b3fe29 No.20902
>>20901>30 minutes>set alarm>don't fall asleep for at least 5-10 minutes>the remaining 20 minutes are just a cocktease that end up making me even more tiredHow do they work for you guys
c1b286 No.20903
>>20900But it's out of stock pretty much everywhere, so it'll be more expensive on ebay.
It's cold outside and I really don't have the energy for a walk right now.
>>20901I have sleeping trouble. If I try taking a 30 minute nap I'll probably spend at least aqnd hour just trying to get to sleep.
c1b286 No.20904
>>20903>aqndwhat le fug xD
d3ade5 No.20905
>>20899Did you already visited a doc?
c1b286 No.20906
82e7aa No.20907
>>20902Idunno man, I can fall asleep at any point in 5 minutes.
439f78 No.20908
>>20902
>set alarm>fall asleep>wake up 10 hours laterfeels bad
I want kumin to teach me
d3ade5 No.20909
>>20906A psych,speaking with a professional about your feelings and whats bothering you might help,maybe your brain is just acting funny and you need some meds to sort that shit or it wont help at all,either way its worth a try.
61cabc No.20910
>>20878
>Siztra>taliWhat, what the fuck.
61cabc No.20911
bfc944 No.20912
>>20911No way. He looks super cute and has a good amount of handsome in it. Very good face and bod overall. Those legs hnngnngngnn~
6a8f2e No.20913
Gods the first day of classes are so boring
b043a1 No.20914
>>20912you look super cutie though
bfc944 No.20915
>>20913Tell me about it
>>20914T-thanks, you too
b043a1 No.20916
c1b286 No.20918
My expectations are low, but can anyone here recommend any decent comedy films? I just want something nice and relaxing.
-nothing too long or foreign language (too tired for it right now)
-no drama shit- I want a comedy film, not a 90% romance and shit, 10% comedy film
b043a1 No.20919
>>20917no you don't
>>20918snatch
3c72dd No.20920
bfc944 No.20922
>>20918Airplane, Naked Gun,
>>20921NOOO pleease I couldnt take it :,(
c1b286 No.20923
>>20919Seen it.
>>20920Looks like another generic piece of jew comedy.
>>20921Seen it.
b043a1 No.20924
>>20921I hate adam sandler so much now
82e7aa No.20925
>>20918Cocaine Cowboys, Wolf of the wall street,
Click>>20919awesome movie
db0a46 No.20926
>>20921Repressed memories come back
c1b286 No.20927
>>20925>Cocaine CowboysThat's a comedy?
>Wolf of Wall StreetToo long.
>>20922Hm, maaaaaybe i'll watch one of those. Still deciding.
bfc944 No.20928
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Family comes first
82e7aa No.20929
>>20927black comedy thing. I found it funny
d57d9f No.20930
>>20928The scene with his grandpa was sadder.
82e7aa No.20931
>>20927>>20929No wait what the fuck was I thinking. I meant to say Smokin Aces. I just don't know
bfc944 No.20932
>>20930It was all leading to this moment though :,(
c1b286 No.20933
>>20931It's all that dank weed you've been smoking, silly baxel
82e7aa No.20934
>>20933I'm tired as hell, sorry bby
61cabc No.20935
>People actually discussing Click
Gross
bfc944 No.20936
>>20935Not many movies make me cry. I don't know why that one did.
c1b286 No.20937
*fart sounds*
439f78 No.20938
>>20936Because it reminded you that there's still time for you not to be a worthless piece of shit in the eyes of your closest.
c1b286 No.20939
>tfw eating leftover cake/icing mix
I'm going to die of a heart attack someday
bfc944 No.20940
>>20938I think it was because he would do anything to make sure his son didn't make the same mistakes as he did. He learned his lesson and passed it on.
b043a1 No.20941
>>20939I want a cake too where's cake boy when you need him
d2dab8 No.20942
>expected to get 18-20 inches of snow tonight
I'm gonna die
bfc944 No.20943
>>20942Don't worry, we will keep you warm ;3
bef289 No.20944
Silly Nova, acting like a skank like usual.
b3fe29 No.20945
>tfw have good thought/question>it comes out wrong>or wasn't good at all>look like idiot in front of the classThank god I'll never see these people again
>>20912W-who are you?
>>20913>Atmosphere, stop sleeping in classSorry maybe you should stop being so boring, professor :^)
439f78 No.20946
>>20942a bit of snow never killed anyone
b043a1 No.20947
>>20945it's your future self sent from the past to the future BACK TO THE PAST to save you of your impending doom
6bdfbf No.20948
>>20946…you know 20 inches is almost 2 feet right? It's a ton of snow, and while I probably won't die, I'm afraid of losing power for like 3 days straight.
b3fe29 No.20950
>>20947Shit, I need to ask future me some questions then.
GIVE ME LOTTERY NUMBERS, WHO DO I MARRY,DO I DRIVE A COOL DELOREAN
6a8f2e No.20951
>>20942>tfw moved to the other side of NY and will miss the blizzardI love lots of snow
>>20945I got a programing class at 6 and I know it will be boring hopefully I stay awake.
bfc944 No.20952
>>20948Keep your phone completely charged and any other devices that can access the internet.
b3fe29 No.20954
>>20951Is it stuff you already know? That's the worst. Science classes are terrible at the start because we always have to go over how to make hypothesis and the scientific process and all that basic stuff you learn in every highschool science class.
bef289 No.20955
>>20951>programmingSnore central right there. Only times I could stay awake was when I had a full nights of rest. I had to have 8 hours or so. Even 7 hours wouldn't cut it.
Also my teacher was just very boring and tried to use dry humor.
6a8f2e No.20956
>>20954No but programming is just really boring.
>>20955The only good thing is its two days a week and at six and my class before it ends at twelve so I have plenty of time to nap but still I hope my teacher isn't boring I probably fall asleep no matter how much sleep I get beforehand.
b043a1 No.20957
>>20950but it's too late he's already gone
439f78 No.20958
>>20948Fuck you, you're getting a ton of snow and you just bitch about it. You don't deserve snow.
e75e5a No.20959
6bdfbf No.20960
>>20958Sorry…I just get snow a lot and I'm sick of it. I know it looks nice and all but i just means I gotta shovel a heck of a lot more than usual.
439f78 No.20962
>>20960
>actually can't be happy without snow and cold>warm winter without snowI'm sorry. I think I have the opposite of winter depression.
6bdfbf No.20964
>>20962Sorry anon, I'd switch places with you but a warm winter doesn't feel right to me either.
439f78 No.20965
>>20964
>switching to jew centralI think somehow I'm good despite.
82e7aa No.20966
>>20964Fuck winter. gettin sick of this shit
b3fe29 No.20967
>>20965>politician invites Israel PM to Congress to speak undermining our president behind everyone's back >mass outrage >even Fox is upsetThey have not won yet.
bef289 No.20968
>>20956One time I took an energy drink to try and help me stay awake. I hate energy drinks with a passion, but I thought I might try. It didn't help at all. Still fell asleep. And all I got was the feeling of my heart about to burst out of my chest.
6bdfbf No.20969
>>20968Energy drinks are gross, and extremely unhealthy. I'm not even a health nut or anything but those things are gross. Way too much sugar and caffeine.
bfc944 No.20970
>>20963shhshh lewd is good
bef289 No.20971
>>20969A reason as to why I hate them. They never taste good, no matter what they try to add to it. Not sure what kind of taste buds anyone else has. They are okay if you consume them every no and then maybe, but not for daily consumption like some people. Pretty sure they are really more of a sports thing than anything, but I'm not sure.
Every time I took one, I always felt as though my heart was going to stop.
bfc944 No.20972
>>20971>>20969AMP tastes pretty good. It's like Mountain Dew or another citrus drink. I haven't had one in forever.
6bdfbf No.20973
>>20972I don't even drink mountain dew any more, in fact i don't even remember the last soda I drank. It's been helping me lose weight too, which is nice.
6a8f2e No.20974
>>20968Energy drinks don't give me energy anymore since I drank to much of them when I was in the Army and I drink them now because I like the taste. Its probably killing me but I wont stop.
bfc944 No.20975
>>20973>>20974Tea, Coffee, and surprisingly chocolate milk are good at giving you energy/feeling awake. I also heard eating an apple when you wake up perks you up good.
bef289 No.20977
Welp, time for algebra. Which I'll probably fall asleep in since I'm already pretty tired. Did it last time, and my body just loves cycles like these.
>>20972It probably still has that distinct taste all energy drinks have.
>>20974That's another thing. Drinking so much of them can wear of the effect because your body might get use to it. Though it will probably start wearing it out too. You really ought to start limiting how much you drink.
Funny enough, there's this stupid behavior modification project I have to do in college now.
bfc944 No.20978
>>20977It sort of does, but its the most soda-ey tasting one I've had.
6bdfbf No.20979
>>20977I hope it goes well for you, or at least, I hope you can bear through it.
6a8f2e No.20980
I cant wait for The Witcher 3 sadly there is part where Geralt has to have his beard shaved and I don't know if I can deal with that.
>>20975I am not of fan of tea or coffee and I am lactose intolerant so I will just have to stick to being tired
>>20977I already cut back on them significantly and have fun with algebra
c1b286 No.20981
>think "If time travel is ever possible, i'll go back in time to today and put a bunch of money in a plant pot"
>aim to remember this everyday with many reminders
>check under doormat
>….
>nothing there
TIME TRAVEL DECONFIRMED
bfc944 No.20982
>>20981But if time travel was real, you would most likely be traveling in an alternate universe where that time was currently existing, rather than traveling back to your own time.
439f78 No.20983
>>20981or maybe it's not invented in your lifetime, or it is and you don't have access to it
c1b286 No.20984
>>20982okay but maybe you should travel to getting laid lmao u geek
b043a1 No.20985
>>20981but it is possible some guy did the maths for it
bfc944 No.20986
b043a1 No.20987
does anyone have that ass spreading video I made saved?
I kinda need it
c1b286 No.20988
>>20987Seriously why the hell did you make that?You're insane…
b043a1 No.20989
>>20988why do you do lewd things for people you like?
bfc944 No.20990
>>20988I don't see anything insane about that.
c1b286 No.20991
>>20989But you did it in such a yucky way :_;
b043a1 No.20992
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>>20991it's what he wanted alright
bfc944 No.20993
>>20991how would be the unyucky way of doing that
c1b286 No.20994
>>20992Well did he leak it or did you?
If it's the former, then are you sure he didn't just ask you to do that so he could leak it?
Why can't people ask for nice things like kisses and poetry anymore? :_;
b043a1 No.20995
>>20994no I linked it to someone else and he posted it after making it into a wbem
bfc944 No.20996
>>20994cause lewd=/=romance
6bdfbf No.20997
What's everyone doing right now?
bfc944 No.20998
c1b286 No.21000
>>20999I'm a patrician so i was trying to find a 1910 german film to wack off to, but I couldnt find it :_;
6bdfbf No.21001
>>20998That is kinda boring.
>>20999Didn't expect that but i suppose it's my fault for asking.
bfc944 No.21002
>>21001Been putting it off for a while
b043a1 No.21003
>>21000you could watch me jerk off
>>21001right
3c72dd No.21007
POP QUIZ, BITCHES
What's worse for your teeth:
>Throwing up once a week to keep thin
or
>Drinking 100% orange juice every day 7 days a week
07401e No.21008
>>21007I don't do either but throwing up is disgusting so I'll go with that.
bef289 No.21009
>>21007Kind of hard. Pretty sure stomach acid is more acidic than 100% orange juice, but it's only once a week compared to doing something every day. Then again, that stuff still lingers in your mouth for a while.
You also shouldn't brush your teeth right after either. The acidity makes your teeth pretty sensitive.
bfc944 No.21010
>>21007what if you are throwing up 100% oj
c1b286 No.21011
>>21007why would i drink a weeb game
3c72dd No.21012
>>21008>>21009I don't actually know the answer, but I do both.
Gotta keep up with the competition, plus a weekly purge can get some of the chemicals lining your stomach out.
Have you ever had a condom full of cocaine burst in your stomach?
bfc944 No.21013
>>21012Health tonics do that much better and without destroying your teeth.
ad7b1e No.21015
>>21012Ew. Why do you do that? Not the orange juice thing.
c1b286 No.21016
>>21012Why would you still do such stupid things as throwing up to keep thin, instead of not just exercising and having a good diet?
How much OJ do you drink each day?
>Have you ever had a condom full of cocaine burst in your stomach?Have you?
3c72dd No.21017
>>21016>exercisingExercising is for tools.
>>21016>a good diet?I looooooooove fat food, I can't help myself. Sorry if that makes me a dumb cunt.
>How much OJ do you drink each day?I actually don't drink it every day, but I drink enough of it often enough to make me WANT to throw up.
de304d No.21018
>TFW had to carry 250 14 ft. drywall sheets without rest
Ugh….at least work is over. How was your dat /ssft/?
c1b286 No.21019
>>21017>Exercising is for tools.Are you fucking serious? Please go hang yourself
b043a1 No.21020
>>21018I rested and did nothing at all like a lazy asshole
3c72dd No.21021
>>21019>Are you fucking serious? Please go hang yourselfI'd rather get hung.
c1b286 No.21022
>>21021Epic nova, epic for the win.
Now tell me, is this just one of your bad days, or was your yesterday one of your rare good days?
Because you seemed alright yesterday but you're being damn obnoxious today. Like seriously dude, just stop being such a dick or swallow a few liters of bleach and give us all some peace and quiet finally.
3c72dd No.21023
>>21022I've downed a bit bleach before when I was desperate but all it did was make my brain feel fuzzy and I woke up a week later to a bunch of disapproving hand-shakes!
c1b286 No.21025
>>21023>disapproving hand-shakesWhat?
Try swallowing more bleach this time.
5e2f8f No.21026
Why so much hatred between steam friends, can't we all just get along and have fun?!?!
ad7b1e No.21027
… Is this what it's like when i caused shit? If so,i feel fucking horrible now and I'm sorry…
b043a1 No.21028
>>21026I'll skin you alive
>>21027it's nothing new, don't worry about it
5e2f8f No.21029
>>21028You wont skin me gayboi, lemme fuck your boipussy and make you my bitch until you call me daddy
bfc944 No.21031
>>21026I'm trying to do that D:
3c72dd No.21032
>>21025oh fuck I meant HEAD shakes
Dude I am so zonked out right now you have no idea
5e2f8f No.21033
>>21030Don't nope me, give me something more than that! (not your dick you degenerate, i'm watertight, you know!)
c1b286 No.21034
>>21027Yes and no.
You just seem like a slightly angry and confused person, whereas Nova seems to be a complete cunt.
de304d No.21035
what is even going on in this thread?
b043a1 No.21036
>>21033you can have two nopes and maybe a hug if you're good
c1b286 No.21037
>>21032Are you a fucking retard? I'm pretty sure everyone here can agree with me when I say that HEADSHAKES and HANDSHAKES are completely different things. How stupid could you possibly be?
3c72dd No.21038
>>21033>watertightHow tight is he?
5e2f8f No.21039
>>21036Maybe I would reciprocate the hug if you're equally good
>>21038I can't speak for him but i'm leakage free!
3c72dd No.21040
>>21037>How stupid could you possibly be?Dude lol, I'm pretty fucking stupid rn ngl
But I'll come back down eventually and it's whatevs, I don't wanna argue with you
>>21039No Anal Seepage?
Ahahahaha, that's such a horrible side effect. I'd rather have a heart attack than anal seepage!!
b043a1 No.21041
>>21039what if I'm better the good though? how would that be fair to you
bfc944 No.21042
>>21039Even after all of these years, that gif makes me laugh
5e2f8f No.21043
>>21040There's no seepage with me, but when i'm done with you, we'll see how much you seep :3
>>21041You're not fair either way, you're a damn spider
c1b286 No.21044
>>21040Oh, are you on drugs or something?
I guess that's no surprise coming from an obnoxious mentally ill degenerate though.
3c72dd No.21046
>>21044At least I'm not a salty cunt on the internet that gets mad about spelling shit wrong
>>21043You all talk big, I wonder if that's because of how small you are IRL?
Besides I don't even LIKE dick. I mean I could totally fit one in DEEP, but I don't like dudes – SORRY
c1b286 No.21047
>>21046Says the person who sperged out earlier because I said "hung" instead of "hanged".
So what drugs have you taken, you filthy degenerate? You're almost as bad as Baxel with his weeds
b043a1 No.21048
>>21043and that's why I'm bestest
5e2f8f No.21049
>>21046I like the dick but you seem to be an acquired taste, with time, i'm sure i'd like your ass :^)
3c72dd No.21050
>>21047>So what drugs have you takenNot for you to know, asshole. Maybe when you get that sand out of your vagina I'll give you a hint.
c1b286 No.21051
>>21050Why can't I know? Don't worry, I doubt I can lose any more respect for you if that's the problem.
Seriously though: seek help or kill yourself… or even better, seek help in killing yourself
3c72dd No.21052
>>21051Somebody's maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
c1b286 No.21054
>>21052Well you haven't killed yourself yet so i'm sure it's understandable that I am mad.
3c72dd No.21055
>>21054Why would I kill myself when everyone here loves me?
c1b286 No.21056
>>21055lmao sure okay dude if you say so
bef289 No.21057
i luv u nova-kun bb <4
6bdfbf No.21059
3c72dd No.21060
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>21059You're old news.
I'd go as far as to say you're… WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE
bef289 No.21061
>>21058Now, you're fucking mouth better be full of cavities or some shit with the shit you do.
439f78 No.21062
>>21061I want nano to stop being so god damned cute.
6bdfbf No.21064
>>21060I was just saying i don't love (nor like) you to prove you wrong, I'd never want you to kill yourself though… Sorry
c1b286 No.21065
>>21057>>21061>>21063Literally reddit: the posts, bought to you by literally reddit: the person
c1b286 No.21067
>>21066Pls no if you do it too much we'll all catch redditflu from you :_;
bef289 No.21068
>>21067Oh go cry me a river or something.
c1b286 No.21069
>>21068Welp, good job causing the redditflu pandemic, you redditor. You've doomed the world ;_;
232944 No.21070
>787 replies
b043a1 No.21071
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>>21070make a new thread then nig nogyroo
bef289 No.21072
>>21070What's the problem officer?
232944 No.21075
Did I do it right?
>>21074