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>>30768 ccd107 No.31437
I'm a stupid faggot on the internet and you can't stop me.
224dec No.31438
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>>31437What if I decide to stop you
with kisses and hugs? ccd107 No.31440
>>31438Then we would have a problem.
And that would be the tight confines of my pants 5ede8b No.31441
>>31438Hi you brown beast!
224dec No.31442
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>>31441Hello Bert, nice seeing you
>>31440Explain further, in detail
<3 e16631 No.31443
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>>31437What if I stop you with a peepee in your poopoo?
Aka some hard dicking? 5ede8b No.31445
>>31443i wonder what that looks like
ccd107 No.31446
>>31442I know where that crop is from!
Cat Head Imouto!
Let's leave that your tainted imagination, lewdie.>>31443Probably will still try to shitpost regardless. About receiving said hard dicking. Up your ante!
>>31442>>31443Oh god, I really don't know what to do with all this attention! This is new to me!
If only I was religious, I'd ask Buddha to take the keyboard!
224dec No.31447
e16631 No.31450
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>>31446I was joking, I'd never touch someone with such bad tastes in pokegirls
224dec No.31453
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>>31445Fucking mobile , eating my text and pic for no real reason.
Also it looks like this.
>>31446Cuties like you get all the attention ~
hex maniac is my spookyfu 6e484e No.31454
hello i am spider i am the head mod of /SSFT/.
I ham here to say that Nonon wins the user of the year award for being the best at everything
5ede8b No.31455
>>31453looks like youtube gay remixes?
e16631 No.31456
>>31454Duh, Nonon is the cutest too!
Pic related, Nonon and me!
ccd107 No.31457
>>31450You take that back, shitlord!
See, Brownie agrees!
>>31454Seems legit. Better make Nonon a tropy out of toilet paper roles and broken snes cartridges.
>>31453Dem eyes man too. They just yell 'crazy yandere gonna talk about shit you'll never understand and fuck you on a pentagram of blood and stuff'
e16631 No.31458
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>>31457How about you fuck off?!??!!?!
224dec No.31459
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>>31455 even gayer>>31454Yeah, nonon is a beast at sucking dicks.
>>31457That just gave me a boner, and I don't think that's healthy or normal…
5ede8b No.31460
>>31459its ok its easy to take care of those
ccd107 No.31461
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>>31458Make me, you beloved waste of space~
>>31459Ever had a nightmare which aroused you?
5ede8b No.31462
>>31461not nightmares but had weird things arouse me
e16631 No.31463
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224dec No.31464
>>31461Yeah… it involved some sort of torture device and other stuff I can't say on a Christian imageboard
5ede8b No.31465
>>31463when are you gonna get online? Im barely getting any responses :/
ccd107 No.31466
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>>31462We've all been there.
The shame seems to enhance the arousal…
>>31463I don't know, I'll need more information so I can make a educated opinion.
Preferably more aheago face.
>>31464Rape-spider-girls that weren't even hot.
And maybe a few sleep paralysis moments.
I don't know, it's one of those really strong emotional mixes that you rarely get.
But yeah, that's my best explanation for that reasoning why you wanna fuck on satanic ritual grounds.
ccd107 No.31467
>>31464I'm really interested in the other stuff now.
224dec No.31468
>>31466>dat faceJesus fuck. My dick can only take so much
>>31467I'll tell you later~
5ede8b No.31469
>>31468I want to know too!
224dec No.31470
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>>31469Later~
Jack off to some Loli for the time being.
ccd107 No.31471
Ok, I'll reign back the lewds, I think I fapped too hard in the morning and my nuts sort of hurt still… maybe it's a sign that I'll die soon too.
>>31468Fucking gelbooru man, I found that site the other week and my life has changed forever.
Was like discovering adblock for the first time.
5ede8b No.31472
Boy I sure seem to always come into threads when they die. Just my luck
ccd107 No.31473
>>31472Holy fuck, I always think that too!
So much so, that I actually believe that they only get busy when I'm blind drunk.
ccd107 No.31474
>>31470That reminds me, gotta play Nekopara.
5ede8b No.31475
>>31473I have the worst timing period. Just the worst at everything.
ccd107 No.31476
>>31475I don't know, there are a few people here (including me) who can really contest the title at 'Worst at Everything'.
224dec No.31477
>>31472Such is luck. Sometimes threads stay dead for hours.
>>31474I
pirated it, its good stuff
ccd107 No.31478
>>31477Arrr me m80, dat be some neko booty I hauled too, cap'n Brown Eye!
224dec No.31479
>>31478Aye aye m80. Good faps where done.
Check out otomaid cafe as well!
5ede8b No.31480
so how do i get cool and popular without selling out
ccd107 No.31481
>>31480>asking /ssft/ advice on popularityYou're in for a bad time. Cue to 1000 responses.
5ede8b No.31482
>>31481Ok, what i mean is, how do i get more conversations going?
224dec No.31483
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>>31482I dunno, try engaging in more casual conversation? Look for common interests?
5ede8b No.31484
>>31483I do that almost everyday
ccd107 No.31485
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>>31479Off to torrentisland for all the treasure!
>>31482A healthy diet of radio, tv, film and vidyagames? I don't know, I just talk utter shite most of the time… I'm sure google has an answer for that.
5ede8b No.31486
>>31485That doesn't really help me since they dont respond.
282a9f No.31487
>>31484don't feel bad when it doesn't work
e16631 No.31488
>Watching someone kill 20 Metal Gear Rays on Euro extreme
That part was so spooky, all those shadows of the Rays in the background
5ede8b No.31489
>>31487It's too hard to get through a day without talking to someone.
224dec No.31490
>>31488That and the Harrier boss fight where the best parts of mga2
ccd107 No.31491
>>31486Then either one of you is doing it wrong.
Get better friends… or shit ones that'll keep you around to abuse you.
e16631 No.31492
>>31490HE TOOK MY EYE.
That whole Vamp running on water, that sudden Metal Gear Ray catching the broken down harrier.
NO THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE
224dec No.31493
>>31492I loved how proud solidus was from losing his eye.
YOU ARE TOUGHTER THAN I THOUGHT
>>31489I'll talk with you once I get home!
5ede8b No.31494
>>31493alright brown ill be waiting~
c338a3 No.31495
>>31480Go outside and quit shitty Steam friend threads, it worked for me lmao
This place is even more a disgusting circlejerk than I remember it being.
e16631 No.31496
>>31493http://www.twitch.tv/uknightedMGS 3 Fox run starting now if you're intrested
ccd107 No.31497
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>>31495I was waiting for at least an hour for this response.
Where the fuck were you in my life?
224dec No.31498
>>31496Work will be over soon, so hopefully I'll be able to join midway through
c338a3 No.31499
>>314972D porn also needs to be cut back on if you ever want to be cool
ccd107 No.31500
>>31499Good advice, if I actually gave two shits about looking cool.
224dec No.31502
>>31499Yeah nah, I rather remain as an uncool loser forever
5ede8b No.31503
I dont really care how I look I just need some more conversations in my day.
ccd107 No.31504
>>31501I… walked into that one. Shit.
e16631 No.31505
Nonon bae where are you ;_;
282a9f No.31506
>>31505he's meming on a half pipe now
e16631 No.31507
c338a3 No.31508
>>31504literally just start dressing half decently and go out to a club or some shit
also invest more time into different hobbies
also make sure you have a job
>>31505kill yourself homo
5ede8b No.31510
ccd107 No.31511
>>31508Dude, I'm not the one asking advice.
BUT, I have been meaning to finish off a few books from the library before I have to give them back; so I gotta hit those up.
c338a3 No.31512
>>31509>>31510basically will try to fuck a girl if they'll give your sweaty ass the time of day and will otherwise beg for attention from desperate guys on the internet rofl
5ede8b No.31514
>>31512I don't sex randoms
ccd107 No.31515
>>31514We'll fix that soon enough, slut.
c338a3 No.31516
>>31511too bad i am giving you the advice.
you seem pretty cool why are you here of all places
>>31514you don't get the chance to sex randoms you faggot
e16631 No.31517
>>31512Pissed pedro why are you so mad?
c338a3 No.31518
>>31515okay i take that back, you're as gay ass all the other niggers here
5ede8b No.31519
>>31516Ive had the chances though, and I didn't want to.
c338a3 No.31520
>>31517i am bored; why else would i come back here? lmao
019deb No.31521
>>31520Back here? You were here in the first place?
e16631 No.31522
>>31520>>31520
>I-I only come here when I'm bored, I-I swearKill yourself lel
ccd107 No.31523
>>31516Something to do.
>>31518Nigger, I'm even gayer!
I'm at a level you can't even comprehend!
I don't fuck butts, I AM BUTTFUCK!
c338a3 No.31524
>>31521like, a millennia ago i was a regular
turned into a normie since then and i've been happy as fuck
>>31522epic friend, just epic lol
ccd107 No.31525
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>31524Time to ruin all your hard work at rehabilitation to normal life.
c338a3 No.31526
>>31525nah nigga ain't ever gonna work
c338a3 No.31528
>>31527haha dank memes bro i love em, keep em coming
ccd107 No.31529
>>31526Can't get your butt pregnant, but still gonna keep trying.
Anyway, enough silliness, how have you been?
c338a3 No.31530
>>31529nah nigga i tried putting things in my ass and i just felt like taking a dank ass shit
past few months have been amazing, you?
e16631 No.31531
>>31524Thanks, I'm quite happy
ccd107 No.31532
>>31530I'm not gonna lie, shit has been rough, Few months ago I had to move out of my previous lodgings in Liverpool because psychotic roommates, then everything has been dulled down as I'm desperate to find a job. Not gonna whinge about though, I know I'll get where I need to be when I'll apply myself.
Everything else has been peachy though, occasional Friday DnD, occasional meeting up with friends, been living simply sort of.
282a9f No.31533
>>31530>>31524that you vlad?
ccd107 No.31534
>>31530Saying that, you have got me thinking about living more. May just do just that, first I'll order some edible bugs, finish off a few writing pieces then ask if I can promote my local bars for free for experience.
Nothing much, but that's the plan this week.
c338a3 No.31536
>>31532top job nigga you keep that shit up. you'll find somewhere eventually, just apply for anything and everything. I know the feeling, it took me a good while to find a decent place to work. Even then I'm working for minimum wage, but it's enough to survive if I budget properly.
>>31533vlad is a gay name, that is not me.
>>31534Anything is worth a shot, I'd say go for it. Not like there's anything to lose. Good luck, man.
6e484e No.31537
>throat is sore
>tired
>…
>drink tea to soothe throat temporarily
>but it keeps me up longer and I can't sleep; although I still feel tired and my eyes hurt
Im mad as FUCK
UPDATE: and apparantly tired enough to post in the wrong thread
c338a3 No.31538
>>31537literally suck a mutilated vagina you shit tasted faggot lmao nobody cares about your shitty blog
282a9f No.31539
>>31536but you seem really gay to me though
c4ab6f No.31540
>>31525Fuck I haven't heard that song in years
I always loved it c338a3 No.31541
>>31539your hopes =/= reality
e16631 No.31542
>>31537It's okay baby, you're safe with me now!
ccd107 No.31543
>>31537Seems a bit too late to get lemsip, that always sorts me out.
>>31536It's a strong belief of mine that 'humans are born to be dissatisfied, hence why we go to extremes and new climes for excitement. If we were a satisfied species, we'd still be hunting, gathering, all that boring shit.' I'm bored with Walkers crisps, ergo, gonna eat some fucking bugs.
>>31540Ever wanted to see them live?
282a9f No.31544
>>31537poor nonon
>>31541your right, you being the only straight guy in this thread really is just misguided hope
6e484e No.31545
>>31536Eh you seem alright I guess, I think I kind of agree with you, but you do seem a bit harsh at times, but then I guess I do that too really.
I've been trying to watch more films lately (proper films that is, i'm not a fucking pleb) and I'm trying to get back into reading but I still can't decide what to read; currently i'm torn between Grapes of Wrath, Moby Dick and Crime&Punishment, but I might pick something else entirely. I wanna fix a bike up and cycle a lot more when the weather is nicer too.
So hm, i'd like to say i'm not too bad in the hobby department but it still needs some improvement. At least i'm in the top 50% of this board though.
>>31538Oh fuck off, SFTs were invented for shitposting, funposting and blogposting. Literally kill yourself you disgusting piece of shit redditor fuck
>>31542Well, my throat and eyes still hurt so it's not okay…
>>31543Lemsip?
Fucking hell I hate cunts
c338a3 No.31546
>>31544noice, I actually laughed at that
c4ab6f No.31547
>>31543I-i didn't know they were still a thing
224dec No.31548
>>31545Read grapes of wrath first. I know what I'm telling you.
c338a3 No.31549
>>31545nah nigga you're below the bottom 10%
>waah waah muh reddit boogymanIDGAF about what you think the threads were invented for, fuck off for tumblr; you'll have a much better environment for your shitty ass blog
some people may actually sympathize with your problems
ccd107 No.31550
>>31544Back in 4chins /b/, there was this guy named Yogs who was the self proclaimed 'Only straight guy in shitpost threads'.
I fucking miss him, he'd antagonize everyone with the hint of 'kawaii' about them, kept a diary of everyone's penis size for research reasons. His logic being that 'I drank a lot of milk as a kid, and that's why I got a huge cock. Gonna prove this by getting everyone's measurements and how much milk they drank in childhood'.
>>31547Oh yeah, they occasionally play in the O2 Arena in Liverpool.
>>31545It's like medicine lemon tea with painkillers in it. Fucking awesome.
c4ab6f No.31551
>>31550>LiverpoolI'm in Northern Ireland nigger that's too far
282a9f No.31552
>>31546pleased you're enjoying your self
>>31550how did he get those penis sizes?
ccd107 No.31553
>>31551You never know. I'll see if they play around.
Well, they're playing in Dublin in Nov 2015, I think.
6e484e No.31554
>>31548Really? Okay fair enough I guess, i've been wanting to get into classic american literature and i've already read Of Mice and Men so I kinda know what Steinbeck is like.
>>31549Dude what the fuck is your problem? I haven't done anything to you, i'm just trying to chit chat and shit.
Christ Almighty, you're acting like Karu.
>some people may actually sympathize with your problemsWhat? What the fuck? I'm not acting as if it's a major problem, but being ill and this situation is pretty annoying, I was just hoping someone might have a solution or something.
Seriously, what's your problem? I absolutely hate it when people I thought I could have talked normally with end up acting like this.
ccd107 No.31555
>>31552These was shitpost threads, everyone posts their cock there.
Shit, I think I posted my dick in here myself in a drunken haze.
c4ab6f No.31556
>>31553Oh shit that's the same month as my birthday and just a train ride away from me
tfw no one to go with 282a9f No.31557
>>31555why haven't you shown me yours?
ccd107 No.31558
>>31557I did, didn't I?
Oh wait, you shown me yours, my bad.
>>31556You got all those months to plan, hell, I'll come with a bag of bugs and booze if need be. Always wanted an adventure.
c338a3 No.31559
>>31554you're literally a faggot is my problem, bitch ass nigga blogging about waah i cant sleep cause i was dumb enough to drink caffeine before i slept
you think someone may have a solution for what? take some fucking calpol you god damn babby buntin
>acting like karunigga now that just ain't true, i ain't gay.
god made me to laugh at fags like you
282a9f No.31560
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>>31558I don't remember actually
c4ab6f No.31561
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>>31558Booze is good, not sure on the bugs, whatever floats your boat
6e484e No.31562
>>31559Please, can you stop?
Maybe this is just some "le epic banter" but i'm way too tired and ill to handle it right now, it's just really annoying me and not in a good way.
Like I said anyway, I had caffeine because MY THROAT REALLY FUCKING HURTS. If I had calpol I would have had that instead, but I don't.
Seriously, please stop. When I first saw you I thought "Oh this seems like a fairly decent reasonable guy, maybe he can actually hold a conversation" but then… this happens.
e16631 No.31563
REMOVE BRITBONGS
282a9f No.31564
>>31563I'll fight you with tea bags
c4ab6f No.31565
>>31558Just looked them up, they're in Belfast in Novermber, not Dublin, that's even closer it's like 30 minutes on the train, tickets are cheap as fuck too
6e484e No.31566
>>31563This. At least the northerners.
224dec No.31567
>>31554Now that I got the chance, might as well recommend fugitive pieces.
>TFW reading Moby dick almost in one sitting. 187dfd No.31568
You think my college will let me get drunk before my programing practical?
I do a lot better drunk then sober and it only makes sense I be at my best for it.
ccd107 No.31569
>>31562Lemon water may work?
I dunno, I'm sure there is like something you can whip up using household ingredients.
Vitamin C would do you good. Ginger ale for nausea. And err… you was ok on the tea, the caffiene will keep you up BUT it'll put your system into overdrive, helping you to get better quicker.
ccd107 No.31570
>>31566Hey! But I'm a good guy!
>>31565Bugs for drinking game, might be worth a try.
Plus, good excuse for err… getting a passport.
>>31563But then who is gonna clean your chimneys?
>>31568Fuck no, worst decision ever.
0cfee1 No.31571
>>31567i fucking hate you to death, you two-faced piece of shit. I do not forgive or forget, and me and my minions will make everything in our power to make your life miserable.
In fact, i hate everyone on this fucking piece of shit board. Every one of you are dickless cunts, traitorious scums that posts chatlogs for everyone's amusement. I wish you the very worst, but somehow i i wish you even fucking worse if you still have Hero or Vanser in your friendlist. Kill yourselves, everyone.
ccd107 No.31572
>>31568Think of it this way, they'll write down 'Operates best when drunk, probably not so when sober', then you gotta keep getting drunk should you get a job in programming.
6e484e No.31573
>>31567Why Fugitive Pieces? What's so good about it?
>TFW reading Moby dick almost in one sitting.Whaaaat, but isn't it like… mega long?
187dfd No.31575
>>31570You're right I should get wasted!
Don't worry I wont actually get drunk I am stupid but not that stupid.
Speaking of passports I should go to Canada just to use mine, poor things been neglected since I got it
5ede8b No.31576
224dec No.31577
>>31573Its about a Jewish kid hiding during the holocaust, having to witness some horrible shit.
Yeah, almost 18 hours straight of reading. My eyes almost dryer but it was worth it
e16631 No.31578
I wish I wasn't such an autistic dick who'd play Monster Hunter all day.
That way I could laugh in the thread and see all the deleted posts
6e484e No.31579
>>31574
>Its about a Jewish kid hiding during the holocaust, having to witness some horrible shit.
>Jewish
pls
Why did you read it all in one sitting anyway? That sounds like a horrible experience. Is the book really that good?
Anyway, what's up with all this anger and hostility? You've got the angry american guy, the angry british guy, and there's probably more coming in too
282a9f No.31580
>>31578only one post was deleted that broke the rules
6e484e No.31581
>>31579What? Why did I reply to that guy? The post was meant for
>>31577 282a9f No.31582
>>31579because their feelings are hurt
boo hoo
6e484e No.31583
>>31580But why not delete bully posts too? They may not break the rules but they do break my heart
e16631 No.31584
What do people even do to piss others off that badly?
>>31583I'll protect you from the meanies.
6e484e No.31585
>>31584No Seto; you are the meanies.
and then Seto was a bully
224dec No.31586
>>31579Well I was really interested, it just sucked me in. Sometimes that happens with TV shows or vidya as well…when I get too immersed I just forget about myself.
>pirating the ISO of VC3 when it came out.>played for 26 hours straight until my body was so weak it demanded me to eat 282a9f No.31587
>>31583time heals all wounds
e16631 No.31588
>>31585
>and then Seto was a bullyStupid britbong go choke on your tea faggot!
ccd107 No.31589
This thread is now a 'BULLY ZONE'.
Remember to wear protective gear, keep well armed and wait till the public service announcement to give the all clear.
224dec No.31590
>>31584He deleted me for his friend list because muh feelings. Got turbo mad when I didn't added him back and refused to beg for "forgiveness" or whatever shit I didn't do.
6e484e No.31591
>>31586I guess it's convinced me to read it a bit more though now, as I was a little worried that it would be one of those "old boring books".
Well, i'll definitely start reading something once i'm better. But goddamn, trying to balance good films, vidya, tv, anime and books is pretty hard.
>>31587But that's wrong.
>>31588I wish I could
e16631 No.31592
>>31591P-Please don't choke ;_;
>>31590Typical clingy drama it seems.
>>31589Your country flag looks dumb, nerd!
>eg for "forgiveness" or whatever shit I didn't do. 282a9f No.31593
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>>31591how can something so wrong feel so right though?
ccd107 No.31594
>>31592I don't even know what country you're from, you filthy foreigner!
Don't make me come over there and conquer your sweet lands!
224dec No.31595
>>31592Yah, ignore dat niggerino
>>31594You can conquer me any day honey~
>>31591Holy shit, it must be hell to balance so many hobbies
e16631 No.31596
>>31594Muwhahahha you'll never find me you Hex Lameiac lover
ccd107 No.31597
>>31595I'll get the stocks and pillowry,
have you tried and punished as a deviant~
>>31596Grrrr!
You've eluded my grasp, but one day, I'm going to bully you like never before!
6e484e No.31598
>>31593Well it's wrong.
Wounds may heal but while enemies live, more wounds will accumulate until life is nothing but endless suffering.
>>31595Usually I end up sorta focusing on one at a time for a while, depending on my mood and stuff. Like sometimes I'll play a game pretty much all day for a week, but then another week i'll marathon a TV series or whatever. TV and anime can be pretty good because they are sorta easier to fit into your schedule. Like if i'm going out I probably wont be able to fit a film in before I leave, but I could probably fit an episode or two in maybe.
532b26 No.31599
You people have got to stop making new threads without linking them. I don't squat the board index.
282a9f No.31600
>>31598so learn to enjoy the suffering~
>>31599it was linked you mr doesn't add me
6e484e No.31601
>>31600That's stupid Spider, you can't enjoy suffering. You shouldn't encourage evil!
282a9f No.31602
>>31601oh but nonon
I am evil
6e484e No.31603
>>31602Well i'll have to burn you then because I FUCKING HATE EVIL AND EVILDOERS
5d08a5 No.31604
>>31599I did link it.>>31436
532b26 No.31605
>>31604oh thread links look the same as regular links here
ccd107 No.31606
>>31603>>31602Feels good to be true neutral.
5d08a5 No.31607
>>31605Yeah, they don't have that -→ like 4chan. If I post a link more than once, it's more than likely the new thread.
282a9f No.31608
>>31603we must do battle then
>>31605is there anyways I could change that?
532b26 No.31609
e16631 No.31610
Nonon come hug with me!
5ede8b No.31611
watched the thread barely any posts
come back and lots of posts
maybe i was gone longer then i watched it for
e16631 No.31612
Did you kick me? ;_;
282a9f No.31613
>>31612if I knew how to I'd kick you all night bby but I didn't
e16631 No.31614
That was overkill, this set has a shitton of defense and these DS are fucking good.
5454c7 No.31615
>learn nothing in the 2 classes that take up most of the day today
>have to fuck with databases where it's nothing but making queries since I've started tomorrow
>only even in college due to the fact that the state is paying double the tuition because poor
282a9f No.31616
>>31614it does look good on you bby
e16631 No.31617
>>31616Was fun hunting.
Going to join my cat in bed now.
Dual swords are the shit, I might make a katana too so I can be a true weeb.
282a9f No.31618
>>31617before you go I had a strat that I've been working on
basically
hammer bro launching me into the air towards the monster allowing me to do a air attack and hopfully knocking it down and maybe landing on it
what do you think?
e16631 No.31619
>>31618Eh, up to you and your group's preferences.
Only time I mount myself is when I need to aim for horns and tails.
282a9f No.31620
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>>31619it's flashy and could help when the monster isn't in a good place to knock him over
sleep well
ef0483 No.31621
Who is getting Revelations 2? Somebody please say yes.
187dfd No.31622
>>31621I want to say yes because of Claire but I cant because of the microtransactions
282a9f No.31624
>>31621I kinda do because I liked revelations
532b26 No.31625
>Homeworld Remastered downgraded the HW2 voice acting to HW1 levels of bad
>not even a switch for it
send help
282a9f No.31626
>>31625THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOOSE
5454c7 No.31627
>>31625YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
32d58d No.31628
Am I on a watchlist yet?
bd9c7a No.31629
I came here to post that SCANNER is objectively the best person, ever.
282a9f No.31630
>>31629I counter that point with you're a faggot and instead submit my own far superior tastes that is
q*bert is the most objective ever
bd9c7a No.31631
>>31630I think SCANNER can beat up Q* any day of the week, do you want to bet on this because I will bet.
282a9f No.31632
>>31631bet your boipussy on it bby
bd9c7a No.31633
400c44 No.31634
>>31628Yes, prepared for a no knock raid in the middle of the night and to have all your property seized by the state.
282a9f No.31635
>>31633yeah well how can they fuck when our eyes aren't real and they don't have the money to go fuck each other
checkmate console fags, I'll take your boipussy in a box now
bd9c7a No.31636
>>31635>>31635>>31635Guns? Absence of religion? Lack of self-esteem? Poor parenting? The entertainment industry? Who's to blame for Mr. Chaos Your God's annoying ethics? Numerous professionals (and not-so-professionals) have speculated and mulled, publicly and privately, over what has caused Mr. God to encourage and exacerbate passivity in some people who might otherwise be active and responsible citizens. Alas, listing all of our nation's woes that are directly caused by him would take up far too much of this letter: the spread of totalitarianism; a newfound interest by the worst types of choleric nincompoops there are in exploiting the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless; the increasing number of people who believe that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength; and so forth. Hence, to keep this letter to the point, I will limit its focus to a discussion of how Mr. God says that he is entitled to create an unwelcome climate for those of us who are striving to invite all the people who have been harmed by Mr. God to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion and that therefore we can trust Mr. God not to utilize unfathomable brutality against his rivals. Hello? Is Mr. Logic down at the pub with a dozen pints inside him or what? Someone has to be willing to set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that Mr. God's off-the-cuff comments are Right with a capital R.
Mr. God insists that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. Naturally, he gives no evidence whatsoever to support that parti pris. Perhaps that's because Mr. God has never gotten ahead because of his hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of Mr. God's successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. He should think about how his ipse dixits lead doctrinaire fainéants to monopolize the press. If Mr. God doesn't want to think that hard, perhaps he should just keep quiet.
Now, perhaps you think I'm imagining things. Perhaps you think that Mr. God really isn't going to harvest what others have sown. Well, I wish it were just my imagination. But you know, it is widely believed that he frequently sprinkles his speech with the guttural argot of malodorous, sententious scamsters. That is true, but it tells only half the story. The other half of the story is that wherever pigheaded yo-yos are seen progressively enlarging and increasingly centralizing the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction, Mr. God is there. Wherever scurrilous egotists are found using paid informants and provocateurs to gag free speech, Mr. God is lurking nearby. Wherever unbridled lunkheads are observed harming others or even instilling the fear of harm, Mr. God will no doubt be in the vicinity. I defy any coincidence theorist to try to explain away those observations. Clearly, I personally have a problem with Mr. God's use of the phrase, “We all know that…”. With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to his unruly prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, his recent communiqués reflect a degree of incoherence that I have never seen the likes of so far. Well, that's another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that I wonder what would happen if Mr. God really did make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without his high-handed efforts. There's a spooky thought.
I've already said this a thousand times and with a thousand different phrasings, but I'm not afraid of Mr. God. However, I am concerned that he is doing everything in his power to make me languish in prison on trumped-up charges. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. His sermons are not the solution to our problem. They are the problem.
282a9f No.31637
>>31636truly I am enlightened by my own intelligence
ce1832 No.31638
>>31628https://8ch.net/dost.htmlPlease don't post nude 3dcg children, this is against global rule 1
I'm giving a warning since most people don't know about the rule
282a9f No.31639
File: 1424844634477.jpg (1.01 MB, 2331x1801, 2331:1801, spiders_4c4c88b5cf3dd_hire….jpg)
>>31638so how about 2d then?
400c44 No.31641
>>31639They day that 2d isn't fine is the day the uprising starts.
282a9f No.31642
>>31640so what about this then?
400c44 No.31644
>>31642Literally a gray area with a fine line.
32d58d No.31645
>>31644Nobody's getting hurt here.
282a9f No.31646
>>31644it's retarded as CGI is actually just a 2d imagine
282a9f No.31647
>>31646seriously the only difference is one was made the traditional way and the other software on a computer
400c44 No.31648
>>31645I'm just describing the image, idk what your going on about.
282a9f No.31649
>>31648I've always hated this retarded discomfort with drawn cp normal fags seem to have
the only reasons they give are all emotionally based and that you're somehow a monster for it
400c44 No.31650
>>31649basically they're moralfags
282a9f No.31651
>>31650there's nothing wrong with morals so long as you don't force others into following your moral guide
no what's wrong is towts who are ruled by their emotions
400c44 No.31652
>>31651Yes, morals are needed for a functional society.
Yes, I hate moralfags as they are newfags who haven't yet grow accustomed to extreme chan content. They're especially annoying when they try to superimpose their morals upon you or state that your morals are somehow twisted or out of line.
282a9f No.31653
File: 1424851350038.jpg (470.27 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, Wolf_spider07_oct_2006.jpg)
>>31652right like your experiences are completely invalid because "muh feelings"
c41db3 No.31654
Hey guys whats good?
400c44 No.31656
>>31654>>31653It's 3:30 in the morning, I'm really tired, writing an short essay, and having a discussion on the morality of lolis.
Also, hi.
282a9f No.31657
>>31656what's the short essay for?
400c44 No.31658
>>31657Ideological critique of anything I want.
I decided to review a PR video of my –Prime Miniter's– Supreme Leader's use of semiotics in regards to a surveillance bill.
400c44 No.31659
>>31658I forgot how to foramat 400c44 No.31661
>>31660It is stupid dumb, but I ain't complaining about easy courses.
Anyways, I'm going to go to sleep.
282a9f No.31662
>>31661lazy panda, I'll join you in abit
night
6e484e No.31663
>wake up
>eyelids covered in so much gunk that they are stuck together, have to rub some off with my fingers to even open them
>nose has bled several times now, wasn't just a one-off thing
>throat is still incredibly sore
I…. I think you should prepare the funeral arrangements.
5de966 No.31664
>>31663I feel ya. Throat is so sore that it hurts to breathe, the fever is reaching 39c and the headache is real
6e484e No.31665
>>31664We should have a shared funeral then :_;
I just wish I had some more stuff to use. Right now i'm relying on painkillers, vapor rup, and those special sweets. But it's not enough :_;
5de966 No.31666
>>31665Painkillers are the only thing I got. Too bad they aren't working right now
32d58d No.31667
>>31649>>31650Nobody really cares about the LAWS. It's the site rules, really.
People torrent shit all the time, break laws every day… but for some reason they're scared to break the rules of a *chan and get banned, especially if they're known here by some kind of pseudonym and they don't want that attributed to the ban.
I remember seeing legit CP on freenet sites and limewire and it didn't phase me at all. I've always felt like this "3DPD" bullshit was just a get out of jail free card for foreveralones and people with a taste for illegal things, like young girls.
I'm not saying I have plans to become a serial rapist, but if I was diagnosed with some terminal disease and given less than a month to live you bet your ass I'd lure some little girls into a van.
32d58d No.31668
man the 8chan servers sure are bunk today
400c44 No.31669
>I remember seeing legit CP on freenet sites and Limewire
Man , I remember all the porn that was accidentally downloaded when I first got onto Limewire.
CP still exists on the Tor network.
32d58d No.31670
>>31669>CP still exists on the Tor network.I fucking wish. All my favorite sites were taken down by hackers.
Now there's nothing but membership-only sites, and uploader-only sites.
I'm not going to risk that.
5d08a5 No.31671
32d58d No.31672
>>31671There's no way to say "it's okay," but voyeurism isn't strictly wrong.
It's like watching a train wreck or a car crash. You're not part of it. You're not driving. You're not causing anybody any pain by watching, and you wouldn't be doing anything good by looking away.
The same goes for CP. Yeah, there are creepy uncles and fucked up dads abusing little girls out there, but looking away from it isn't going to stop it… so why feel ashamed for looking at it?
282a9f No.31673
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>>31672because it makes people feel uncomfortable
and if they feel like it's a bad thing then surely it must be right?
32d58d No.31674
>>31673It's not even always necessarily bad. I mean, I'm sure many of those girls grow up to have a relatively normal life.
I even read an article once about a child porn star who wasn't traumatized at all by her childhood and wound up becoming a successful, happy, and sane woman.
There are worse ways to parent your children, like getting drunk and beating them bloody every weekend.
282a9f No.31675
>>31674don't get me confused
I'm not for sex with minors
I just think that pictures of sex with minors aren't something that should be an issue
32d58d No.31676
>>31675I don't understand child psychology.
I also don't understand parenting. I don't think I've seen a single "good" parent. Everyone makes mistakes, of course, but… there's not really much wiggle room when it comes to raising a human fucking being.
I hate people.
282a9f No.31677
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>>31676well a good parent is one that gets involved with their kids life and makes sure they learn, grow and understand the world around them
a bad one lets the world teach your kid for you
32d58d No.31678
>>31677>a good parent is one that gets involved with their kidsI catch your drift
32d58d No.31680
>>31679Nah man, it's cool. I see what you're saying. I get it. I completely understand.
e16631 No.31681
N-Naz is creeping me out.
32d58d No.31682
>>31681If you're past the age of 14 you're safe from my lewd glances.
e16631 No.31683
>>31682How old are you if you don't mind me asking?
32d58d No.31684
>>31683A little too old to be liking girls that young.
32d58d No.31686
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
224dec No.31687
>>31682I'm a loli at heart. Does that counts? Pic releated, me on the left.
32d58d No.31688
>>31687I'm not at all interested in anything you've got to offer me you dirty mexican
224dec No.31689
>>31688>not wanting a five stars Mexican breakfast everyday , with enchiladas & huevos rancherosYour loss, babe~
e16631 No.31690
>>31687What about me?
I'm the one making selfies!
cc7ec6 No.31691
File: 1424892117789.jpg (159.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>ITT: ugly homosexuals and desperate faggots who believe having morals is somehow a bad thing
cc7ec6 No.31694
File: 1424892415600.jpg (150.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>31672Because masturbating over a car crash and simply watching it happen are two completely different things you autistic freak.
You are actively expressing a sexual lust towards a child, you're not simply sat there staring at the image like you would a clock on the wall.
282a9f No.31695
>>31691it's more
>my morals > your morals not not having them
>>31690I want selfies
cc7ec6 No.31696
File: 1424892762194.jpg (145.17 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>31674Of course some people are more resistant to trauma than others. I'd like you to source that article if it's going to have any credibility though, but let's say it's true. So what? You have one case in thousands of traumatized cases.
>I'm sure many of those girls grow up to have a relatively normal lifeYou're sure? Because your one article that you haven't cited is representative of the majority of cases, am I right?
Of course there are worse things to do to a child, but that doesn't make exploiting them for sex any less reprehensible and it doesn't make you any better a person for wanting to fuck children.
>>31695Children are not physically capable of sexual intercourse without extreme pain.
Also we abide by societies morals, whether you like that or not.
282a9f No.31697
>>31689sounds good
>>31696you're right but I'm just on about pictures, naz can fuck off trying to paint me as anything like that
>we abide by societies moralsonly if it's good for you
e16631 No.31699
>>31698We don't even know each other!
224dec No.31700
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>>31699Haven't you heard?
love is blind ~ e16631 No.31701
>>31700We can't, you're American
32d58d No.31702
>hit it off with someone
>talk with them all day and night for 3 days
>they fucking block me
Jesus christ, I know I can be offputting, but… really? I guess it's only fitting that I constantly lose people I actually like. It's what I deserve.
And at the same time I'm getting DDoS'd by some spiteful skiddie I added from a skype thread.
I trust people and this is what I get.
Somebody here, please just kill me.
224dec No.31703
>>31701A life without love is a worthless life.
It was a pleasure everyone.
32d58d No.31704
>>31702Or maybe I didn't hit it off with them at all and I was just kidding myself and deluding myself into believing that any human being could stand me for more than five consecutive minutes.
I wonder when my karma will come full circle and I can have good things…
282a9f No.31705
>>31702don't kid your self
you push others away alot more then they drop your ass
e16631 No.31706
>>31703I-I don't need anyone!
32d58d No.31707
>>31705Don't even PRETEND you're a prime example, I literally hate you.
This was a person I liked a LOT, a person I was looking forward to actually getting close to.
And BAM, just like that, gone. No explanation, not even so much as a "goodbye."
Yeah I can be crass and rude and even outright mean at times but does that really warrant somebody completely eliminating me from their life entirely and instantaneously?
282a9f No.31708
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>>31707yes it does because it isn't at times, it's every other time
you push your self onto others expecting them to love you just because you've flirted with them alittle
32d58d No.31709
>>31708>you push your self onto othersIt's out of habit and desperation at this point.
I just need… something. Anything. I'm willing to settle.
224dec No.31710
>>31708>responding to nova more than once.This sissy boy is looking for attention only, don't feed him.
32d58d No.31711
>>31710>sissyDefine sissy so I know whether to be offended or to agree.
282a9f No.31712
>>31709you're not though that's the thing
>>31710I'll respond to who ever I please thank you very much
32d58d No.31713
>>31712I'm not willing to settle for YOU, that's right.
I don't know. I have peculiar tastes… I want someone who is going to be fun, unique, different… not someone predictable, not someone who is the same every day and never says anything new or entertaining.
Or fuck, I don't even KNOW what I want. But I want my friend back…
282a9f No.31714
>>31713how about starting from the base and working your way up to the level you wanna reach
work on your friendships skills and your emotional control
32d58d No.31715
spider you of all people should understand
why despite having so many "friends" I have to hang out around here and hope I can meet somebody that clicks
and EMOTIONAL CONTROL?
Are you JOKING? I am literally incapable of that.
282a9f No.31716
>>31715I understand it
and no you're capable, you just got to be aware of your self
282a9f No.31718
32d58d No.31719
>>31718I can't help but feel mocked.
I know everyone hates me, I just don't know what to do about it. I can't spend all my time apologizing constantly. I can't stop and feel sorry for all the shit I've done.
Words don't hurt me the way they do other people. Other people are so easily wounded by words. I just don't understand it. It's actions that hurt, not words… it's what you do, not what you say. And what people DO to me… it's not okay. What people DO in response to what I SAY is not commensurate
cc7ec6 No.31720
File: 1424898055775.jpg (123.63 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
How on Earth do you get so attached to online friends? I don't get it, sure I can understand being a bit peeved if someone you talk to just deleted you; but it's hardly anything worth any drama over. You don't know them at all, and you likely never will. You should know that before you even accept their friend request.
32d58d No.31721
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>>31720>How on Earth do you get so attached to online friends?How can you treat online friends as if they're not HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS?
If you spend time with someone, talk with them, joke with them, enjoy their company… that's not friendship to you? What the fuck is it? You can just fuck off away from all that and not care at all?
Do you drink yourself to sleep every night or something?
e16631 No.31722
>Tfw Naz seems intresting but he's too crazy
532b26 No.31723
>>31722Never
hold hands with crazy.
32d58d No.31724
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>>31722stop SAYING THAT
>>31723IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT
5454c7 No.31725
>>31722The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.
>>31724Don't worry, everyone has their bad days.
cc7ec6 No.31726
File: 1424898703554.jpg (217.69 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>31721No, it isn't real friendship to me. It's online. There's no physical or audible connection. I treat them like human beings, but I don't get attached to people who aren't anywhere near me. They could remove me at any moment, and I could do the same. Why on Earth would I get attached to someone when it's so easy for them to cut me out of their lives? And why would I be so unreasonable as to expect them to feel any other way?
e16631 No.31727
>>31724It's true..
>>31725What?
32d58d No.31728
>>31726>No, it isn't real friendship to meThen fuck off. I'm not even reading the rest of your stupid fucking bullshit, just get the fuck out of here.
Spider, ban this guy. Right now. I DEMAND you ban this sociopath.
5454c7 No.31730
>>31727Roman graffiti that roughly means
Don't stick your dick in crazy>>31728You're the only one being a "sociopath"
282a9f No.31731
>>31728>>31729right get that emotional control underway or you may as well stop being human
cc7ec6 No.31732
>>31728Seems more like you're the one with issues, dude.
32d58d No.31735
>>31729No. I've had enough of all of this.
This "pls no bully" hugbox internet culture that's making people so sensitive and passive and unable to take even the lightest of playful verbal jabs.
And I'm not innocent or nice or sweet or a cute little fucking kitten, I'm mean. I offend people. I tell rude jokes and I have an unhealthy interest in the macabre.
But all of my frustration is completely lost here, I have no goddamn outlet. There's nobody who can take a hit any more. The only time I get the catharsis of yelling at someone is when I meet someone I truly hate and I get to have the last word before removing them.
But here I am, I've grown to like someone a lot, and I say a few playful mean things like "sup fatty" and BAM, blocked. How is that even MODERATELY offensive? It's fucking not, not to anyone who has skin thick enough to exist in this world without needing a constant hugbox.
I can't just CALM DOWN and fuck off somewhere else. There isn't a pill that cures chronic loneliness with roots in an apparent inability to feel empathy.
All I ask for is loyalty and in return I'll tell someone whatever sweet little lies they need to feel loved, to feel special, to feel pretty and perfect. I don't need total control over another human being, that's TIRING. I just need loyalty.
But nobody is loyal enough. Nobody is REAL enough. Everyone hides behind facades and delusions and can't give me the one fucking thing I need.
282a9f No.31736
>>31735sounds like alot of misunderstanding on your part and theirs
or they were utterly sick of your "jokes"
they're only "funny" afew times till they get annoying and will piss people off
224dec No.31737
>>31735Have you tried… you know…develop enough trust with your friend before start talking shit to them? Just like you said, not everyone has a thick enough skin to deal with it, let alone to tale it from someone who just meet a few days ago. You don't like it? Too bad, deal with that instead of crying a river. If you wish to act the way you want, disregarding all social rules & customs of common human interaction, don't be surprised that you can count your friends with one hand.
Plus you sound like you totally belong in r9k, but thats besides the point.
32d58d No.31738
>>31736Not every joke is intended to appeal to the party being told said joke.
Joking at someone else's expense, laughing at someone else's misery… it's what I do. I belittle people.
But just because in one moment I strive to gain some happiness by hurting someone else does not mean I wholeheartedly hate this person. It just means I need some catharsis, I just need to see them cry out in pain for a little while… and then I can give them whatever they need. I can give them so much love they'll burst.
Nobody is willing to deal with me long enough to see my good side. People don't even realize I have one.
>>31737I trust people excessively and I expect that same level of trust in return, whether or not they understand and reciprocate that.
It's why it's so easy to hurt me with such simple actions, because I trust people. I trust that they won't leave me and I am always left in the same place… friendless, baffled.
I refuse to change the core of my being and what I am just so I can "get along" with people on some superficial level. I demand a deeper understanding between me and the person I'm talking with, not just shooting the shit and never going anywhere relationship-wise.
8163a4 No.31739
>>31736>or they were utterly sick of your "jokes"The word "autist" got old fast for sure.
>>31735>unable to take even the lightest of playful verbal jabsA wall of text consisting of the word "FAG" is extremely unimaginatible.
8163a4 No.31740
282a9f No.31741
>>31738here's the thing
maybe
they
don't
like
that
and are you sure you just don't have a good side?
I'm sure as shit I don't
5454c7 No.31742
>>31738Shitting on someone just to make yourself feel better then being shocked when they get sick of being shit on is really dumb. If you did have a good side, you would show it first.
32d58d No.31743
>>31739Oh shut the fuck up you autistic shitbag. I never had a meaningful conversation with you.
You are such a boring piece of shit. You never have anything interesting to say and the only time you "open up" is here in this thread to people that don't even give a shit.
And all your hobbies are so fucking awful. You're OBSESSED with Ness, and it's just disgusting. You literally blew me off entirely for playing smash bros because it doesn't have the earthbound character you like in it.
God you are such a piece of shit.
532b26 No.31744
>>31735You're just getting too upset about someone who is a bit antisocial.
224dec No.31745
>>31738And "deep" relationships start with a superficial level of understanding between not parties. Not that it matters much because you seem unable to understand that YOU should adapt to the situation & the surrounding, not the other way around, without losing your "self" in the process, my special snowflake.
I give up with you. I actually tried a few times to get logic in that thick skull of you, but why brother anymore. If you refuse to learn and adapt, then no point in trying to help
8163a4 No.31746
>>31743>You literally blew me off entirely for playing smash bros because it doesn't have the earthbound character you like in it.This never happened. I wasn't going to get the new Smash Bros because it just wasn't fun to play.
>You're OBSESSED with NessProve it, you massive hothead.
Why am I even replying, it's not like I'll get a response that vaguely makes sense anyway.
224dec No.31747
32d58d No.31748
>>31744You know what really gets me? What really just turns me on my head EVERY FUCKING TIME?
People who claim to be masochistic or submissive, people who claim that they enjoy that sensation of panic and stress and pain that comes with an abusive relationship… but then completely fail to deliver on that.
And they're everywhere. I find them all the time. They tell me about their stupid RAPE FANTASIES, they try to oh-so-slyly tell me they "don't mind it if they get hurt a little" in the least subtle way possible.
They think they're something they're not.
And then when push comes to shove and I give them what they claimed to desire, they turn tail and run away crying and screaming "pls no bully!"
People like this… they deserve to be killed. To be pushed to the absolute limit of pain. That's what I want to do with them, and it's what comprises many of my fantasies. People like this… I need to break them. I need to break them down before they have time to get away, get them addicted to me.
I need to understand how to do it right.
I need to figure it out. I just don't know how.
cc7ec6 No.31749
File: 1424900769159.jpg (163.37 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>31743>>31748Calm the fuck down.
532b26 No.31750
>noisy fan
>it's the psu
why would it have to be the one fan that can't be replaced
282a9f No.31752
>>31748I understand that feeling
32d58d No.31753
>>31749No.
>>31745>>31747Superficiality is for cunts. I lay all my cards on the table as soon as I can, people know where I stand.
Look at what I'm posting. Does it look like I'm ashamed of what I am? I tell people what I really am without hiding behind a facade and I EXPECT THE SAME IN RETURN.
>>31746Why is it that the only time you respond to me with more than one sentence is when I go out of my way to say stupid mean shit to you?
I mean really, what the hell dude? Why couldn't you be more interesting when we talked on steam? All you did was give basic replies. Chat bots are more exciting than you.
32d58d No.31754
>>31752I had this one boy wrapped around my finger so tightly… and then one day, out of fucking nowhere, he removes me.
I don't even think anything of it because I hated him anyway, but I add him back later because I'm curious and he tells me the reason he removed me is because I was "too mean"
It's utter bullshit.
282a9f No.31755
>>31754clearly you didn't have him wrapped around your finger then
cc7ec6 No.31756
File: 1424901187128.jpg (147.71 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>31753People don't want to see all of your cards at once, stop forcing them in peoples faces. What on Earth is the point in getting to know you if you're immediately forcing out your innermost secrets and thoughts?
32d58d No.31757
>>31756I don't play games.
>>31755I told you not to mock me.
532b26 No.31758
>>31757You clearly deserve mockery.
282a9f No.31759
>>31757and I told you that is not my intention but you are making a fool out of your self here so you can take it as that if you wish
5454c7 No.31760
>>31757Why is it that nobody can mock you, but you can mock everyone?
32d58d No.31761
>>31759I am a fool, but at least I play the role well.
>>31758I'm worn out.
32d58d No.31762
>>31760Oh, other people can mock me. But not spider.
You can mock me if you want. Hit me with your best shot.
8163a4 No.31763
>>31753>Why is it that the only time you respond to me with more than one sentence is when I go out of my way to say stupid mean shit to you?I'm having the opposite impression, random outbursts of stupid crap (much like ITT) was largely ignored, save for a few cases.
>Why couldn't you be more interesting when we talked on steam?Might as well ask me to be someone I'm not. I thought you opposed the use of facades.
e16631 No.31764
>>31750Use compressed air?
282a9f No.31765
>>31761are you sure you're just playing a role there?
>>31762I don't need to mock you to get amusement out of you
5454c7 No.31766
>>31762There's nothing I have to do.
>>31750Try doing a general cleaning of your computer.
32d58d No.31767
>>31765>>31766This is the worst kind of bullying. You can't just blow me off like that.
HURT ME.
282a9f No.31768
>>31767why should I waste my time doing such a thing?
5454c7 No.31769
>>31767I don't need to put any time or effort into doing it.
32d58d No.31770
>>31768>>31769Bullshit.
What am I supposed to do now!?
282a9f No.31771
>>31770what were you getting off on this like?
532b26 No.31772
>>31766It's specifically the PSU fan, I can't really clean that.
>>31764Don't have it. Not sure if it helps with fans.
5454c7 No.31773
224dec No.31774
>resident evil revelations 2 ep 1 is out already.
Damn…I'm so tempted to get it, but my hatred for cap com gets in the way.
282a9f No.31776
>>31774readd me then
>>31775well is that pathetic little thing you call a dick hard ?
e16631 No.31777
>>31772It can, I had a noisy case fan. Sprayed it out all the dust was gone.
224dec No.31778
File: 1424902691998.png (Spoiler Image, 336.02 KB, 534x446, 267:223, 1424204860227.png)
>>31776I dunno what would I gain from it but k
hopefully nothing lewd 282a9f No.31779
>>31778just do it nerdlord
6e484e No.31780
I want to punch naz in the head while he sucks my dick lol
224dec No.31781
File: 1424903346118.jpg (Spoiler Image, 488.89 KB, 1314x2557, 1314:2557, 1421751337611.jpg)
32d58d No.31782
>>31780I'm not sure how that would work.
Plus, I'm a biter.
6e484e No.31784
>>31782I'll find a way to make it work and
Don't bite me you faggot
32d58d No.31785
>>31784Oh, of course! I'll be glad to just suckle all that fresh semen out of your dick, but only as long as you promise to chain me up to a support beam and call me a dirty slut.
cc7ec6 No.31786
File: 1424904355464.jpg (202.89 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>31780>>31782>>31784>>31785Take it to a private chat you putrid subhuman trash.
6e484e No.31787
>>31785Literally lewd…
Probably would do it tho tbh; a naz mouth is probably nice
282a9f No.31788
File: 1424904435431.jpg (114.48 KB, 720x619, 720:619, Lycosidae - Lycosa sp - Bu….jpg)
>>31781>>31783furries not even once
6e484e No.31789
>>31786Dude, how autistic can you possibly be? You obviously don't like it here so why not just go do something else?
cc7ec6 No.31790
>>31789Private chat you fucking mongrel.
6e484e No.31791
>>31790Okay we will but even so, it just seems like you're here to get angry at people and well… I don't understand. I mean, if you hate the people here then that's understandable, they are bad people after all, but what's the point in wasting your time here?
32d58d No.31792
>>31787What was that? You said you wanted to ERP right here in the thread?
Well… alright. But only if you start!
224dec No.31793
>>31789>>31791He is one hell of an attentionwhore. Even admitted once or twice that he needs attention to keep on living, whenever its positive or negative
cc7ec6 No.31794
>>31791It isn't legitimate anger.
>>31793I don't think you know who I am.
9d565c No.31795
What is going on guys?
5ede8b No.31796
How is everyone today
048c18 No.31798
>>31795Hi bella,i can be your bello.
>>31797Meanie.
282a9f No.31799
File: 1424906464188.jpg (188.83 KB, 1200x801, 400:267, 2549945-a-wolf-spider-is-c….jpg)
>>31798it's not my fault the condom broke
e16631 No.31800
048c18 No.31801
>>31799Reported,i hope you get banned from /ssft/
282a9f No.31802
>>31801I already am nerdlord
9d565c No.31803
>>31798If I knew what that meant, then maybe.
>>31797Animus
282a9f No.31804
>>31803I knew it
shut it down
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
282a9f No.31806
>>31805are you shut down yet?
048c18 No.31807
>>31803It means
that youll be nice to me>>31806Go away meanie,hes mine.
5ede8b No.31808
Alright see ya guys
282a9f No.31809
>>31807don't you already have some one important?
>>31808quit being down in the dumps
cc7ec6 No.31810
File: 1424907536823.jpg (166.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
Gay people need to be exterminated.
the ones who browse /ssft/ at least.
5ede8b No.31812
>>31809Hard when you talk to people and they dont talk back
e16631 No.31813
>>31810But the gays make it so there are more girls for you mister straight plebeian.
cc7ec6 No.31814
>>31813No girl in their right mind would go for people like you; so it's honestly not so big a worry.
048c18 No.31815
6e484e No.31816
>qt girl's favourite book is Watchmen
Not sure if good or "xD le such a geek!"
e16631 No.31817
>>31814Your mum liked it last night m8 :^)
282a9f No.31818
File: 1424907987542.jpg (251.24 KB, 1280x912, 80:57, wolf_spider_2_by_halfblood….jpg)
>>31815soon you'll have none
5ede8b No.31819
>>31818soon all of us will have nothing
048c18 No.31820
>>31818Soon ill have three
cc7ec6 No.31821
File: 1424908260915.jpg (248.17 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>31817My ma is a heroin addict and prostitute brah she's pretty dead inside and good at acting :^y
532b26 No.31823
>>31807Why would you put poor rei in such a lewd pose?
048c18 No.31824
5ede8b No.31825
>>31820I hope they all know and are ok with this
e16631 No.31826
>>31821Probably because she regret giving birth to you :^)
282a9f No.31827
>>31823why aren't you in a lewd pose?
>>31824I don't remember signing up for this
048c18 No.31828
>>31823It isnt lewd at all,shes just relaxing on the ground.
>>31827You did signed up for it yesterday,stop spreading lies.
6e484e No.31831
>>31824>not meWhat is it with germans and NTR? :(
048c18 No.31832
>>3182900:54 - Wolf Spider: Ill be yours,Mary. *signs up*
>>31831You can be the 4th one baby.
282a9f No.31834
File: 1424908852297.jpg (348.01 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Wolf_Spider_at_4x_by_dalan….jpg)
cc7ec6 No.31836
>>31826Yah I was an accident, but I turned out as the only good thing she ever did with her life:^y
>>31830Bad taste in movies and a really fucking boring avatar
6e484e No.31837
>>31836What are your favourite movies?
cc7ec6 No.31838
>>318372001: A Space Odyssey, Vivre Sa Vie, Robocop, Tokyo Story, Ran and Stalker among many many others.
5ede8b No.31839
How many of you guys do fine if no one chats with you for a whole day or however extended period of time.
6e484e No.31840
>>31838Pretty good taste. 2001 and Ran are among my favorites too. I've been meaning to watch more Kurosawa films; he's made so many and yet I've only watched Ran and Kagemusha
>>31839I do fine. I'm not a pleb so I can just watch a film or read a book or play videogames or whatever.
cc7ec6 No.31841
>>31839I'm completely fine, I have plenty of other things to do.
>>31840Kurosawa really has a pretty incredible filmography; I'd label at least Seven Samurai and Throne of Blood as absolute essentials. Those, Ran and Kagemusha are his best IMO, but his other stuff is absolutely worth checking out if you get the time.
cc7ec6 No.31842
>>31840>>31841Shit, I just remembered Rashomon and To Live both exist. Those are really fucking great too.
6e484e No.31843
>>31841>>31842Hm, isn't Ikiru often considered to be his magnum opus though?
I'm going to watch Red Beard soon; I know it's not meant to be his best but i'm working my way through the TSPDT list and it's the first Kurosawa film on there. Will be watching Late Autumn soon too.
I've been meaning to get into Tarkovsky and Russian cinema for a while now but I just keep procrastinating. I've had Andrei Rublev downloaded for months now and I still haven't watched it.
5ede8b No.31844
>>31840>>31841Alright thanks
8163a4 No.31845
>>31839I find it fine, but after a couple of days it gets lonely.
Some interaction is fine, but not too much. It also depends on the person I'm interacting with.
9d565c No.31846
>>31807I'll be nice to you <3
9d565c No.31848
>>31702>>31704>good thingsWell, you've got a few after all :>
>>31719Not everyone Nova…
>Do you drink yourself to sleepYes.
5ede8b No.31849
>>31704You attacked me because of my grammar and I dont exactly got a hold of my self all the time.
532b26 No.31850
>>31848I want that comic to stop being so scarily close to truth.
e16631 No.31851
File: 1424916509109.gif (Spoiler Image, 208.36 KB, 312x322, 156:161, 1422352063533.gif)
>122 hours in Monster Hunter 4 already
Fuck jesus christ. Kill me.
5454c7 No.31852
>>31851I hope you are the muscle wizard of every group possible.
32d58d No.31853
>>31848I have no more words, just tears
532b26 No.31855
Have I been forsaken?
282a9f No.31856
File: 1424928007007.jpg (129.97 KB, 1024x586, 512:293, wolf-spider-oakville-macro….jpg)
32d58d No.31859
>>31855>>31857I am forsaking you so hard right now.
071751 No.31860
282a9f No.31861
>>31860you'd have to fight me for it
071751 No.31862
>>31861Mhmmm, tell me more of how I have to "fight" you for it.
If anything I can take tops virginities too.
282a9f No.31863
>>31862not if I don't sleep with you
071751 No.31864
>>31863Don't you ever get tried of getting rejected and grossing out people? For me it would seem so boring forcing myself on to everyone.
5ede8b No.31865
has anyone ever felt so bad doing something that they threw up or felt so bad emotionally you threw up?
282a9f No.31866
>>31864I was rejecting you, you realize that right?
532b26 No.31867
>>31865I haven't thrown up since I was 8.
5ede8b No.31868
071751 No.31869
>>31866I wasn't implying you as top in anyway, and it doesn't answer my question.
>>31867Someone doesn't drink !
532b26 No.31870
>>31868Depends, sometimes my stomach feels like I should be throwing up but nothing is ever coming out.
>>31869Damn straight! My brain is foggy enough without poisoning it further.
071751 No.31871
>>31870You should come over,
Iwoulddrugyouirl:3 282a9f No.31872
>>31869what does consent have to do with preference?
oh so it was a separate thing what makes you think I get rejected?
are you sure you're not just projecting your own feels onto others?
if you find forcing your self onto others boring why is it that you're implying you'd force your self onto me?
071751 No.31873
>>31872>oh so it was a separate thing what makes you think I get rejected? Don't be delousional, lel. If anyone actually tolerated you around it's because they want free stuff. Mulitple people said that.
>are you sure you're not just projecting your own feels onto others? Really? Because I'm also the type that grosses out people, you're the one avoiding the subject by asking me these questions instead of answering them yourself.
>if you find forcing your self onto others boring why is it that you're implying you'd force your self onto me?In what way did I imply that? Is asking a question forcing myself onto you?
282a9f No.31874
>>31873you're assuming alot of things
as in your feeling that I grossing you out you're just thinking everyone is like that too
>Mhmmm, tell me more of how I have to "fight" you for it.If anything I can take tops virginities too.
does that not imply you'd force your self onto me?
5ede8b No.31875
>>31873I dont tolerate spider, I enjoy him and think hes a cool guy
071751 No.31876
>>31874>does that not imply you'd force your self onto me?The whole post was ironic, how can you not get that from the smug face and mhmmm. Dense.
>>31875How?!
5ede8b No.31877
>>31876He's a cool guy. Just yesterday we were discussing beliefs and laws that are in extremely gray areas. Got me to do a lot of thinking.
282a9f No.31878
>>31876well did you think "you'd have to fight me for it" was in any way serious?
071751 No.31879
>>31878No? We both were being ironic, and then I decided to ask a question instead of continuing the shitposting.
8072f9 No.31880
My stupid figurines finally came, but I had to pay customs and the stupid mailman couldn't change a 50€ note so now I have to go to the poststation later. Fuck this. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; safasasf
071751 No.31881
>>31880>neet>to lazy to do something like thatTheres no hope.
8072f9 No.31882
File: 1424940388550.jpg (329.41 KB, 1440x1135, 288:227, baf71dd4ebe926bc7f82c5da59….jpg)
>>31881I would have to go to the bank too to get some change, so fuck that. Just gonna wait till tomorrow.
282a9f No.31883
>>31879that was off putting then and your leading question was rather mean
071751 No.31884
>>31882I also have to go to the bank, tough lyfe.
>>31883Yes? Going to cry now?
532b26 No.31885
>>31882>>31884Do they have money in banks anymore? I thought they stopped doing that.
071751 No.31886
>>31885Are you trying to trigger me or are you legit dumb?
8072f9 No.31887
File: 1424941166396.jpg (398.83 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, f4be72a539a049d1e9f7408856….jpg)
>>31884The bank is one the same street as the poststation and the street is just one street down from me. I'm still too lazy. Just kill me already.
282a9f No.31888
>>31884will you feel better if I do?
>>31885you talking about the iou or the gold it's not based on anymore?
6e484e No.31889
REDDITORS WILL DIE
8072f9 No.31890
And now I also got stomach cramps, can this day get any WORS QWENIFAOPÜL*a<öf+
5454c7 No.31891
>>31890Feeling alright there?
532b26 No.31892
>>31890Pretend it's a period.
071751 No.31893
>>31887That's a nice misaki image tho.
>>31888yes
8072f9 No.31894
>>31891I'm dying today, I can feel it.
>>31892That's the only thing why I don't want to be a girl.
5454c7 No.31895
>>31894If you do die, I'll bring a get well soon card.
8072f9 No.31896
File: 1424942452521.jpg (909.48 KB, 1488x1217, 1488:1217, 29052768398e30800c227a9f8e….jpg)
>>31893It is! Normally the guy only draws lewd stuff.
>>31895At least the suffering would be over.
282a9f No.31897
File: 1424942507955.jpg (100.79 KB, 694x578, 347:289, Wolf Pale Hogna face Rd Mt….jpg)
>>31893do what you do best and make believe then
8072f9 No.31898
Also why does every cute boy I ever meet live in America? Where do all the cute European boys hide? ;_;
071751 No.31899
>>31898because you're looking the wrong places.
8072f9 No.31901
File: 1424943450667.jpg (98.97 KB, 800x1597, 800:1597, 773da6db1a3be89598890dc73d….jpg)
>>31899What's the right place?
6e484e No.31902
>>31898A bottom bitch like you don't need no cute boys!
Besides, Gropy is here and our little french friend :3
8072f9 No.31904
>>31902I looked through German gay dating sites and there are not even any muscular guys. They all look like asparagus. Also what if I want to be top too? Then I need another cute boy.
>>31903But I said cute and muscular.
071751 No.31906
>>31901Why wuold I tell you!
>>31902French friend?
8072f9 No.31907
>>31906Because sharing is caring.
071751 No.31908
>>31907Yes, -sharing- not giving.
6e484e No.31909
>>31904>Also what if I want to be top too?
>you>a silly baka butt boy>wanting to be a topAyy
>>31906Yep! Not telling you more though because you'll steal him
8072f9 No.31910
>>31908I'm just gonna win the lottery, get all the cute Americans over here to Europe and won't share them then, hmpf!
071751 No.31911
>>31909You really think I would be able to steal him? I'm unqt and rude!
>>31910You wouldnt share them even if I shared mine. :T
8072f9 No.31912
>>31909My body may be small, but not my cock.
6e484e No.31913
>>31911>unqt and rudeOnly one of those is true!
>>31912Lies.
Small body. Small cock. Small heart. BIG bully!
8072f9 No.31914
>>31911Because they are way higher quality.
>>31913Small body, big cock, biggest heart and not a bully at all.
071751 No.31915
>>31913>Only one of those is true!So I'm only unqt?!
>>31914Then why do you want mine.
8072f9 No.31916
>>31915Because they actually live in Europe!
071751 No.31918
>>31916Just go to america, I dont see the big issue.
6e484e No.31919
>>31915No, you are only rude. Not as rude as rudey boy vanny tho
>>31914Not true, huge bully and NTR'er
8072f9 No.31920
>>31918I could actually go there with my savings, but it's scary!
>>31919Nothing's wrong with NTR.
282a9f No.31921
gropy do you hate me?
071751 No.31922
>>31919Sorry! You're one of the few I'm actually a bit rude towards :T
>>31920What kind of cuteboys are they if they can't keep you secure.
8072f9 No.31923
>>31922They probably could, but you never know! Going alone to another continent is always a bit scary at first!
071751 No.31924
>>31921lel, what'd think?
>>31923>go to airport>sit in plane for 16 hours >guy is waiting in the other airportwow spooky, totally.
8072f9 No.31925
>>31924What if he lives in Detroit?
282a9f No.31926
File: 1424945761071.jpg (575.56 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, Wolf_spider_focus_bracket0….jpg)
>>31924did I do anything to you to make you hate me?
071751 No.31927
>>31925Then what? You think there's mass killings in detroit daily? It's only gang related most of the time, not random people that dies. Idiot.
>>31926Being you, now fk off
8072f9 No.31928
>>31927It's not just gang related, and you don't have to be killed. You can get robbed, mugged, etc. Especially if you're white!
282a9f No.31929
>>31927not much of a reason that
071751 No.31930
>>31928You should buy a lottery ticket if you get mugged, because the chance is literally 0.001%
>>31929Okay?
8072f9 No.31932
File: 1424946346047.jpg (202.63 KB, 616x800, 77:100, f64a2946f854799d018b5fde57….jpg)
>>31930If you really think the chance of getting mugged while walking through the bad parts of Detroit is 0,001% then I'm gonna pay you 200000€ if you go there and don't get mugged.
071751 No.31933
>>31931>>31932You're both dumb.
I'm going to class :T
8072f9 No.31934
>>31933Don't get mugged! There are a lot of black people in Norway after all nowadays.
282a9f No.31935
>>31933not if I go to your class before you and rape everyone you like
8163a4 No.31936
>>31934I can confirm, it's terrible.
282a9f No.31937
so I unbanned waters because he said he'd be a good boy and not argue all the bleeden time over anything
8163a4 No.31939
>>31938I don't dislike blacks but I feel like they belong somewhere else, but that's a different matter entirely.
Also, hi Vanser. Been too long.
224dec No.31940
>could not sleep at all thanks to a pleurisy, even breathing hurts like hell
>now I got a cough attack as well, making the pain infinitely worse
>gotta go to work in 10 mins
Someone just kill me already
6e484e No.31942
Gropy do you hate me? :3
Also, what should I do today?
>play Bayonetta
>play Kingdom Hearts Final Mix
>watch films, not sure which tho
>start reading The Scarlet Letter
e16631 No.31943
>>31942Cuddle with me is not in the list!
8072f9 No.31944
>>31942Play Bayonetta, but only if it's the WiiU version.
e16631 No.31945
Tfw only 3 wii-u games.
6e484e No.31947
>>31943But I can cuddle with you whilst doing the other things!
>>31944Well I started playing Bayonetta (on Wii U of course) and I think I was close to a boss fight but then my sister woke up and was all "hurr i want to watch tv, get off it the living room isnt for games"
:(
8072f9 No.31949
>>31947Can't you play on the gamepad?
6e484e No.31950
>>31949Yeah but i'd rather not because i'm more used to playing with the Pro controller
6e484e No.31951
e16631 No.31952
>>31950>>31947I don't even have a pro controller.
I don't mind the gamepad at all.
071751 No.31953
>>31951well, you must have some idea.
6e484e No.31954
>>31952Well I figured it would be better for action games and Smash and well… pretty much most games, really.
>>31953I think you hate me and want to beat me up!
e16631 No.31955
>Just beat the singleplayer story of Monster Hunter 4
What a god damn letdown, such a big god damn disappointment. Get your shit together Capcom.
Just kill me already
e16631 No.31956
>>31954I spent like 200 hours on it play Monhun, and a bunch of Mario Kart and Hyrule Warriors
6e484e No.31958
>>31956Yeah but you're a casual with no style
Also, tfw Hyrule Warriors dlc came out today. It was a pleasant surprise.
>>31957Literally bully :(
e16631 No.31959
>>31958Fuck you, I'm far from casual!
6e484e No.31961
>>31960Please sit on my face and punch me!
>>31959But you're a silly dutch boy, how could you be anything but casual?
071751 No.31962
>>31961No, you remind me of my friend, I think vanser remember perma.
Maybe.
6e484e No.31963
>>31962Well is it a good thing if I remind you of your friend? :V
071751 No.31964
>>31963No, he's pure cancer, fk off
8072f9 No.31965
>>31962Why did you remind me?
071751 No.31967
>>31965He added me on steam again today, first thing he said was "remember when you farted on me?"
071751 No.31969
>>31968Ofcause not, I was being ironic once…
He's a great guy in private tho.
8072f9 No.31970
>>31969I think he sent me one too some days ago, but I declined because I didn't knew it was him.
6e484e No.31971
Gropy why are you such a rude bully you are literally worse than vanser
5de966 No.31972
>>31971he's just angry about being a beta sissy bitch and tries to hide it by being a bully
071751 No.31973
>>31970Rip, you missed out.
>>31971Because you assumeI hate you so I have to live up to the role
>>31972fk off, I'm bigger and more handsome then you fggt.
6e484e No.31974
>>31973Well I assumed because you wouldn't answer me!!!
>>31972But you're a bully too. Big Bully Baxel :c
8072f9 No.31975
>>31973I'm just gonna add him now!
071751 No.31976
>>31974Wow, I'm forced to respond to everything now?
>>31975Sure, you have his profile?
5de966 No.31977
>>31973If you say so :^)
>>31974Am not a bully. I'm just rude to ppl that deserve it
6e484e No.31978
>>31976Maybe you should be forced to shut the fuck up, asshole
8072f9 No.31979
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e16631 No.31980
>>31976
>Bandaid on vaginaWHY
FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON
071751 No.31981
>>31977Its facts dummy.
>>31979He's never online tho.
>>31980Pleasure! Don't question it.
6fdbf8 No.31982
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I was in such a saturnine state last night, that I removed near everyone from my friends list. So yeah, anyone who wants to add me again go ahead.
532b26 No.31984
>>31982Why do people do this?
6e484e No.31985
>start reading a book
>only a few pages in and already the word "cuckold" has appeared
TRIGGERED :_:
e16631 No.31986
>>31985Vanser really did a great job on me last night~
6fdbf8 No.31987
>>31984I felt horrendous last night (for the whole week to be honest), and I've done it 6 times before at least. This is the only instance where I regretted it, still I can not give you the answer you seek. As I don't know why I do it, told myself I'd never do such a thing again, yet it happened again.
019deb No.31988
>>31987Do what you need to do, buddy, just come back to us and let us know you're okay.
32d58d No.31990
>tfw I'm attracted to females
Sometimes I wish it weren't so, but cuteboys just aren't for me.
019deb No.31991
>>31989>$10 in the bankNot happening.
>>31990Why not like both? Combine the two in a delicious /ss/ mix?
e16631 No.31992
>>31991
>Flipping me off like thatYou bitch
32d58d No.31994
File: 1424971364207.png (206.25 KB, 271x590, 271:590, df26da91883ad70ef713e3dbf7….png)
>>31991yo I'm not interested in a 3 way
019deb No.31996
>>31994Be the shota then
>>31995ily
32d58d No.31997
>>31996That time has already passed.
ab6a53 No.31999
>>31991>only $2600 in the bank>still no new 3ds or MH4life is hard
071751 No.32000
>>31999Ha! I have 4000
dkk that's 600 usd ;_; 32d58d No.32001
>play CSGO with the name "ladyboy"
>everybody is actually really fucking cool
I should do this more often
e16631 No.32002
>>32001
>Paso elevadoLiterally what?
32d58d No.32003
>>32002it's a google image
32d58d No.32004
282a9f No.32005
morning everyone, how's it going?
6e484e No.32006
>tfw don't know what film to watch>tfw don't feel like being too hardcore tonight>tfw any recommendations people give me will probably be plebshit>>32005Holy shit it's not the morning you fucking fat cunt fuck creep shit nigga goddamn
282a9f No.32007
>>32006I just woke up so it is the morning for me you super cutie butts
e16631 No.32008
>>32005Watching a Q&A after a MGS 2 playthrough, after this someone else will take over the stream and play 3.
6e484e No.32009
>>32007You're still disgusting and awful for having only just woken up, and it's not morning just because you've woken up. The sun hasn't risen; it's not even in the sky anymore!
282a9f No.32010
>>32008sounds really comfy
wanna mon hun later?
>>32009the world acts according to my actions and blame americans and their bloody DND seasons at 3 in the morning on sundays
e16631 No.32011
>>32010Maybe, I kinda feel like finishing off all the low rank village things.
6e484e No.32012
>>32010>such that he honestly thinks fucking dungeons and dragons are more important than sleepfucking hell i bet you cum at orcs too
282a9f No.32013
>>32011alright that's fair enough
>>32012I'll cum at alot of things but that besides the point
it's a hell of alot of fun and it makes life alot less shitty
cc7ec6 No.32014
>>32006La Vie d'Adèle. But you're probably too big a pleb to appreciate foreign film.
e16631 No.32015
>>32014Don't bully Nonon!
ccd107 No.32016
I got good news and some bad news.
Good news, I found where this crop was from.
Bad news, I found where this crop was from… and jerked off to it.
Maids, ballkicking and Pavlovian Conditioning was involved.
8072f9 No.32017
>>32015He deserves all the bullying.
ccd107 No.32018
>>32017Hey, if anyone has to do some hardcore bullying, it's gonna be me!
cc7ec6 No.32019
File: 1424981192064.jpg (136.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>32015Nigga shut the fuck up I'll break your arms like twiglets and stuff them up your pale faggot ass
32d58d No.32021
>tfw nobody bullies me
cc7ec6 No.32022
File: 1424981392022.jpg (177.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>32020not really
destroying someones anus by stuffing their own broken arms inside really isn't very gay since i'm not getting any kind of sexual pleasure from it
>>32021Shut up and die already
ccd107 No.32023
>>32022>Ey bby>I'm gonna rek ur boipussi>with ur broken armsSeriously grasping for a comeback but I'm fucking dumb and that logic is sound.
ccd107 No.32025
>>32022FUCK, I could've went with the 'Latent Homosex' angle. Oh well, the moment has past.
cc7ec6 No.32026
File: 1424981811453.jpg (160.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [BHS] Samurai Flamenco - 0….jpg)
>>32023Please don't misrepresent what I actually said. It makes you look like the one grasping for straws.
6e484e No.32027
>>32014>But you're probably too big a pleb to appreciate foreign film.Oh please, that's so wrong. I've got films from a load of different countries downloaded. I can handle subtitles just fine.
Anyhow… eh, I want to watch it but not tonight. I'm looking for something fairly light and enjoyable, but nothing too pleb. I'm tired and my head hurts so i'd rather not be watching arthouse films or whatever
6e484e No.32028
ccd107 No.32029
>>32021You're ain't worth the effort.
>>32026I AM grasping at straws! I'm like fucking bogman here.
ccd107 No.32031
>>32027Yo, you like french noir with hitmen?
This is pretty good, sorta slow though. Sorta inspired a lot of other films.
6e484e No.32032
>>32031you forgot your pic but I bet it's Le Samourai, isn't it?
ccd107 No.32033
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fuck, forgot to post, another you might like would be 'Why Do I Deserve This?' by Almodovar. Fucking funny.
ccd107 No.32034
>>32032I'm a predictable plebian.
ccd107 No.32035
>>32032Watch about 'Leningrad Cowboys?'
Heard of those?
532b26 No.32036
>tfw not forsaken
282a9f No.32037
>>32036nope you're still forsaken
also I didn't know you was that redfox avatarfag from way back
532b26 No.32038
>>32037I probably wasn't. I just like rita. But I haven't posted with her before.
e16631 No.32039
>Major Tom calls Coffee Foul mud when Snake mentions drinking coffee on the way home
Typical brit shits
ccd107 No.32041
>>32039>Codename references The Great Escape and that David Bowie songHe's beyond crumpet.
e16631 No.32042
>>32041
>Tfw the James Bond, Tea sipping movie fanatic caused so much trouble For BB/Solid Snake;_;7
3db95e No.32043
>calling movies "film"
I bet you call books "literature" and games "ludoactive experiences".
6e484e No.32044
>>32043Fuck off.
For some people, "film" is just a commonly used word, it's not trying to sound smart or anything. Lots of people I know say "film", even plebs and such
ccd107 No.32045
>>32042>Causes more shit, still kicks around in a shitty veggie state e16631 No.32046
>>32045
>One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes 100. >So long as zero remains, one… will eventually grow to 100 again. And so our goal was to erase Zero.
>Zero slowly dying while BB embraces him cc7ec6 No.32047
>>32043I use all of those, save for "ludoactive experiences"
32d58d No.32048
File: 1424985134426.jpg (27.11 KB, 498x374, 249:187, ss (2015-02-26 at 03.11.25….jpg)
should I accept the gift of cock?
2296af No.32049
>>32048Both. Avarice is the only way
6e484e No.32050
>you will never live in a classic hollywood musical
>you will never skip jollily whilst singing about your life and feelings and stuff
Also
>mfw someone tells me they love musicals and then they are like "DUDE YEAH I LOVE HAIRSPRAY IT'S SO GREAT XD"
Seriously fuck off
6e484e No.32051
>>32048What did he gift you?
32d58d No.32052
6e484e No.32053
>>32052But you cant gift a dick on steam
071751 No.32055
32d58d No.32057
18dfba No.32058
32d58d No.32059
>>32058did my IP change..?
071751 No.32060
>>32056I'm not a fuccboi…
e16631 No.32061
>>32060F U C C B O I
U
C
C
B
O
I
071751 No.32062
>>32061Pls stop, I'm a manly man.
e16631 No.32063
>>32062That's not how you spell
sissy fuccboi 32d58d No.32065
*unzips fuccboi*
18dfba No.32066
>>32059i havent seen you post on sft since like 2012 naz
i thought you abandoned that personality
e16631 No.32067
32d58d No.32068
>>32066I was nova here for a while until people started calling me naz again and then I gave up
I still use a different steam name and shit but yeah, here I guess I'm naz no matter what… so…
282a9f No.32069
>>32068you're our little nazzy slut
6e484e No.32071
>>32070
LONDON
019deb No.32072
>>32070
282a9f No.32073
>>32070
is that your pics or nazs?
6e484e No.32074
6e484e No.32076
>>32075No, but he's mine.
282a9f No.32077
File: 1424995728272.jpg (188.83 KB, 1200x801, 400:267, 2549945-a-wolf-spider-is-c….jpg)
why do you guys jump on anything that may even remotely looks cute?
5804bc No.32079
>>32077I see a lot of "cute" fags here…but there is anyone remotely manly in this place? Muscular, or strong, with a nice beard or something? Serious question
532b26 No.32080
>>32079I'm weak but I have a nice beard.
9039de No.32081
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282a9f No.32082
>>32078only reason I can think of
>>32079I'm a chubby hairy guy with a god awful case of bum fluff for a bread
8072f9 No.32084
>>32082But aren't you pretty much the most desperate person here?
048c18 No.32085
>>32079I got a pretty masculine face but thats about it.
>>32082Cute.
2296af No.32087
>>32079For what I know, comfey is quite fit (I have never seen him, only heard he was) also Burt has a nice beard
8072f9 No.32088
>>32086You, Nonon and Seto should have a race to see who's the most desperate one.
282a9f No.32089
>>32088how would that work?
ab6a53 No.32090
>>32087Thanks the more people that compliment my Beard the stronger it gets.
8072f9 No.32091
>>32089That's a good question.
e16631 No.32092
>>32088Yooooo what the fuck?
I'm just living in peace playing my games.
048c18 No.32093
>>32092Stop being desperate.
8072f9 No.32094
File: 1424997160241.jpg (291.39 KB, 921x1200, 307:400, 5c55090f80e552824b9150edec….jpg)
e16631 No.32095
>>32093>>32094Is this a hot new meme or something?!?!?!?!
5454c7 No.32096
Am I the only one who likes to lay in bed for almost 13 hours doing nothing but sleep?
282a9f No.32097
>>32091first person to fuck your tight boy hole wins
>>32096I would if I let my self
32d58d No.32098
guys, from now on could you NOT post pictures of me without my permission places?
thanks
8072f9 No.32099
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>>32097But then nobody would win.
282a9f No.32100
>>32099well nobody is going to do anything anyways so it's the perfect race
6e484e No.32101
>>32079Me!
I may act faggy online but irl i'm on a quest to become a true man! I've got a fairly decent beard which I unfortunately shaved off, but I still get noticeable stubble pretty much every day. I'm fairly small and I don't work out as much as I should (hoping to change that though) but I still managed to beat some of my bigger friends in arm wrestling matches.
tl;dr I act like a fag but i'm trying to be a god
>>32088fuck off vanser, go jump into a wall
e16631 No.32102
>>32101We're not desperate, right Nonon!
048c18 No.32103
>>32101Try harder,fag.
>>32102Yes you are.
e16631 No.32104
6e484e No.32105
>>32102Not at all!
>>32103Try harder to be a glorios man? Okay I will, trying your best and them some is a very good thing!
e16631 No.32106
6e484e No.32107
e16631 No.32108
>>32107Ofcourse!
So far it's taking me 22 years to grow a beard and nothing is happening!
048c18 No.32109
>>32107>>32106Youre both Sissys
e16631 No.32110
>>32109What's a sissys?
Anyway shut up Marc! I'm no sissy!
048c18 No.32111
>>32110>What's a sissys?Heres the urban dictionary describtion for you
"A gay or bi-sexual male who wears feminine clothing, usually panties, girls jeans, capri pants and takes a masculine man's cock up his ass with pleasure, usually squealing like a little fem girlie. The sissy bottom gives great oral sex, lubes his own ass, swallows cum, take cum up the ass, and thanks the stud for dumping a load in his boy pussy hole."
It describes you perfectly.
e16631 No.32112
>>32111Isn't the correct term sissies? Instead of sissys.
And I don't own any female clothing, or had a dick up my ass
ab6a53 No.32113
What race do I chose?
e16631 No.32114
>>32113
>It's outI forgot, be Freezian. Or whatever it's called.
e16631 No.32115
>>32113>>32114Also
>Buu getting lonely>Wants to be loved>Rips out a part of his skin>Makes his own Buu girl>Makes kids with it 282a9f No.32116
>>32113be cell or a robot
048c18 No.32117
>>32112>Isn't the correct term sissies? Instead of sissys.Could be,im not sure though.
>And I don't own any female clothing, or had a dick up my assI highly doubt that,I bet your butthole is worn out for years.
>>32113The pink one.
ab6a53 No.32118
>>32114They were creative with the name of Friezas race
e16631 No.32119
>>32118Nice, keep us up to date to how it plays, do you use a keyboard? I might buy this game.
>>32117Nope and Nope.
>>32116I don't think you can.
ab6a53 No.32120
>>32116No cell race and closest to android is human
>>32119No I got a controller I might try out the keyboard at some point.
e16631 No.32121
>>32120
>Enter confirm>ESC backIs this a reverse port?
ab6a53 No.32123
>>32121No it changes prompts based on what method you last used
ab6a53 No.32124
>>32123forgot to say
>only beard in game e16631 No.32125
>>32123Why not a bald saiyan?
ab6a53 No.32127
a Buu pompadour
282a9f No.32128
>>32127be buu
which is exactly the most over powered thing in the dbz universe
ab6a53 No.32129
>>32128Not anymore he isn't. Whis is now the most powerful and there is probably someone stronger then him
5804bc No.32130
I found some pictures of the people here (thanks anonymous friend!) and the guy with the big beard, along with the hispanic dude both look hot. Im sure i will enjoy my time here it seems!
(Do you guys only post images of anime, or can we post other types of reaction images?
532b26 No.32131
>>32130I heard someone around here likes to post pictures of spiders instead of anime.
282a9f No.32132
>>32130you can post whatever so long as it's not pictures of others without their consent
5804bc No.32134
>>32132Got it.
>>32133Well i need to see how you look to acknowledge your hotness!
3b3c3a No.32136
3b3c3a No.32137
282a9f No.32138
>>32137did I not tell you that you're permabanned?
3b3c3a No.32139
>>32138…You said I got unbanned though
282a9f No.32140
>>32139I meant not permabanned
3b3c3a No.32141
>>32140I was just making sure you weren't lying.
282a9f No.32142
>>32141I have no reason to lie about that but o.k
3b3c3a No.32143
Well, I'm back I suppose. I won't argue and I'll try to get better. Sorry for pretty much everything.
ab6a53 No.32145
I just threw a giant ape
>>32144Who else is hispanic here?
282a9f No.32146
>>32145isn't he a mexican and not a spic though?
2296af No.32147
>>32145Oh shit, is that xenoverse? How is it?
Ryuji is from Argentina but I haven't seen him posting in a while ab6a53 No.32148
>>32146Mexicans are spics
>>32147Pretty fun so far and hell of an improvement over battle of z especially since you can make your own character
Come on everyone knows Argentina is white so just except that we are considered hot here 282a9f No.32149
>>32148then who are the Spanish?
2296af No.32150
>>32146Spic is an insult that refers to anyone from central/south america.
>>32148Eeh…battle of z wasn't precisely good, but at least you have a char creator.
Fucking ultimate tenkaichi…I lost all faith in dbz games thanks to that turd
019deb No.32151
Ain't spic Spanish person in custody?
532b26 No.32152
5804bc No.32153
File: 1425010668973.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.33 KB, 854x504, 61:36, 16787666771899.jpg)
I mean the guy in this picture. I am sure i am breaking the rules here, but i am not doing this with ill intentions, plus i heard he already posted it here…so please go easy on me.
019deb No.32154
>>32153Angry Joe goes here?
ab6a53 No.32155
>>32150well its a good dbz game so far.
UT was a disappointment but not as a bad as battle of Z was.
2296af No.32156
>>32153Where the hell did you found that picture? Who showed it to you?
>>32154>angry JoeFor christ's sake, are you trying to get me suicidal? Thank god I don't use beard and stashe anymore
282a9f No.32157
>>32150even Brazil?
>>32151no google says it Shropshire Partners in Care
>>32152I really should look things up before saying anything
>>32153>>32156what's this I'm not getting?
019deb No.32158
>>32156I thought you did construction? But no I was only teasing, don't worry
532b26 No.32159
>>32157Just spend more time on /pol/ and you'll figure out the various racial slurs in no time.
2296af No.32160
>>32158That picture is really old, when I helped on a biochemistry lab.
TFW I'm 20 on that picture but I look like I'm 30 something 282a9f No.32161
>>32159I probably should I'm really shit at insults in general
282a9f No.32162
>>32160are you fine with him posting that?
2296af No.32164
>>32162I don't mind. But it puzzles me, because that picture certainly is not on my Facebook… there is something fishy going on here.
ab6a53 No.32165
>>32153You got different pictures then I thought. Could this mean I am not the hot bearded guy like my ego thinks I am?
5d08a5 No.32167
>>32163>>32163>>32163Get in here!
>>32079I don't necessarily try to act one way or the other.
282a9f No.32168
>>32164if I was to get a guess I would say it's hero posting it but that is just an assumption
32d58d No.32169
>>32166
I took the liberty of making the new thread.
Move all Ellen Page discussion there.
2296af No.32173
>>32169>Ellen Page>>32168Maybe, but how he got access to that picture puzzles me.
282a9f No.32176
>>32173where was the picture?
6e484e No.32291
>tfw living in constant fear that someone will post my pictures someday
pls don't do it, I know some of you probably have pics but it's a cunty thing to do m8